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Sun August 01, 2010
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson calls Courtney Love a dick for insulting him. The plot thinnens
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(103)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Deadmau5 c0llap5e5 0n 5tage, cancel5 t0ur date5
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(118)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
How would you like to watch a movie about Victorian Era robots? How about if I told you J.J. Abrams was producing it? Still no? Well it's happening anyway
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(74)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay to be treated for meth AND bipolar disorder. Obvious tag takes a puff, screams and yells, then breaks down crying no one loves it
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(130)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The last elusive sighting of a moving yeti at Disney World was in March 2009
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(41)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell wants privacy in court, fried unicorn steaks with dodo egg sauce
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen buys $18.9 million Hollywood home, proving once again that you can take a lame act very, very far
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(56)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Looks like Susan Boyle is headed to a great VH1 Behind the Music
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(36)
 
(X17)
 
 
 
How the farking hell could poorly tattooed Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila afford a $250,000 Lamborghini?
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(97)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan compares himself to Michael Jordan, fails to understand that "Space Jam" is better than any of his recent movies
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(78)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Julia Roberts says she is "too old" for comedy. How about "not funny enough" for comedy?
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
There are several movies that make men cry. I'm not sure that a single one of these qualifies
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(418)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Songs that are seemingly used in every movie that just...just need to stop
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(137)
 
(Simpson's 1995)
 
 
 
Wanna feel old? Lisa Simpson's wedding day is today (scroll down for wedding invitation)
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Perhaps American movie audiences have at least a shred of taste: 'Inception' looks to be the #1 movie three weekends in a row while 'Cats and Dogs 2' looks to bomb spectacularly
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(120)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Because it worked so well for The Hulk, The Thing in upcoming 'Fantastic Four' reboot to be made entirely of CGI
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(107)
 


Sat July 31, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Madonna launching new prostitot clothing line
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(34)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Zac Efron confirms his strip club visit. Subby had no idea The Chippendales were still performing
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(56)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
While Halle Berry was filming a scene that for some reason involved a seal decoy, some big ass shark nommed it. With "I'm a SHAAARK" pics
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(61)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
♫ Nicole Kidman had a farm ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ And on this farm, she had alpacas ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫ With a... okay, I don't know what kinds of noises an alpaca makes, but Nicole has them ♫ E-I-E-I-O ♫
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A judge has rule Todd McFarlane owes Neil Gaiman back pay because...well because Todd McFarlane is a dick and nobody likes him
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(144)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over, as Snooki is released from jail
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(49)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
The most comprehensive round-up of celebrity mug shots you'll see today, or maybe ever (slideshow but awesome)
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Second woman sues Casey Affleck. If it's for Soul Survivors we can make it a class-action suit
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(11)
 
(Kodak aint't got nothin on me)
 
 
 
Rare pictures of famous people. Who'da thunk Sean Connery drank a lot?
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(82)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russell Brand's "Arthur" remake is getting more and more outatime
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(35)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
You can admit that you never thought Vanilla Ice would ever hold any kind of influence over any developments in any area of the music industry. You'd be in good company. Unfortunately, you'd also be wrong
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(19)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell lambastes President Obama's appearance on "a fluffly daytime show" like The View. Says Oprah would have been a much better choice
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(31)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Cop Rock" live = horrible. "30 Rock" live = ???
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The greatest marriage of our generation is officially split
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(42)
 
(Some Cubicle Guy)
 
 
 
NBC confirms The Office will continue without Steve Carell, ratings
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(78)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a theater near you: Absolutely nothing you want to see. Why 2010 is the worst movie year ever
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(188)
 
(Some Schmuck)
 
 
 
How--and why--to have a threesome. Seventh link down, sorta not safe for work unless you like breasts (Sponsored link)
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(196)
 


Fri July 30, 2010
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
More celebs with/without makeup. Some aren't too bad, but Alicia Sliverstone just went on the no-fap list
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(100)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The most overly distracting actors of our time. You're goddamned right Jim Carrey's on this list
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(103)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
When your oldest child is a failed actress with drug problems and a long list of sexual misadventures, the best way to make sure the next child in line stays on the straight and narrow is getting her a boob job
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(59)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It's taken twenty years, but Roger Ebert finally gets around to reviewing Troll 2
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(41)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Disney has finally sold Miramax. To a construction firm
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(16)
 
(Bust up that chifforobe)
 
 
 
The 25 greatest fictional lawyers who are not that overrated douchebag Atticus Finch
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(93)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Snooki, the orange-skinned Oompa-Loompa from New Jersey, arrested for disorderly conduct, attention whoring past her 15 minutes (w/ amusing arrest pic)
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(88)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
NBC Fall Updates: Terrence Howard joins Law & Order: Los Angeles, Rob Lowe is officially a regular on Parks & Rec, and 30 Rock is still the best comedy on NBC
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(39)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
100 best magazine articles ever. Hunter S. Thompson' "The Kentucky Derby is Decadent and Depraved" and everything David Foster Wallace has ever written makes the list
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Katy Perry's parents were strict because they didn't want their daughter to "turn out like a prostitute." And how did that work out for you?
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(67)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Dee Snider's family is like one big, mulleted, leopard-printed group hug waiting to happen
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(24)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Megan Fox fires the first shot in what might be the hottest cat fight ever
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(48)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Some people get their personal assistants candy or gift certificates or a car. Holly Madison got hers a boob job
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(19)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Family Guy" marches on, but more and more longtime fans are finding less reason to stay the course
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(153)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Sometimes the headlines just write themselves. Lindsay Lohan teamed up with the Sham-Wow guy for a movie. Bonus: Scram bracelet included
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Malaysia has a TV talent show where contestants compete to become a Muslim Cleric
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(19)
 
(ONTD)
 
 
 
Christian Bale's identical twin on the subject of their shared genealogical origin: "Well, it's pretty unlikely, but since I'm one of 2,353 brothers and sisters, anything is a possibility"
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg gets Hollywood Walk of Fame star. A big, bright, shining star
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(33)
 
(No Pym Particles for You)
 
 
 
The reason you're not getting Ant Man in the Avengers movie? Edgar Wright
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner planning to move away from "adult programming" because he doesn't feel it is the right erection to go in anymore
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(27)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
Your house was broken in to, your car stolen, and your dog was gang raped. Why? Blame MTV
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(18)
 
(MATH IS COMING)
 
 
 
It's official: Nic Cage has signed on to do Ghost Rider 2. Your opinion and good taste are invalid
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(66)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twenty overrated classic movies. To Kill A Mockingbird? Really? You people can go to hell
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(385)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Who should play Jerry Garcia in the upcoming biopic? While there are some good choices, they've missed an obvious one: Zach Galifianakis
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You thought that Lady Gaga couldn't find a way to make herself even more unsettling. Shame on you
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(98)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When it's time to party, HARRY POTTER ALWAYS PARTIES HARD
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(68)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Matt LeBlanc finally comes out of the closet, admits he's gray
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(52)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Can Sasha Grey transition from porn to legitimate actress? Do we really want her to?
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(146)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Butch "Eddie Munster" Patrick to wed longtime deluded fan
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(34)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres outed. No, this isn't a repeat from 1997
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(18)
 


Thu July 29, 2010
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson and Janet Jackson get into a catfight. This would have been so much hotter 15 years ago
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Katy Perry and Russell Brand ask Morrissey to sing at their wedding, with predictable results
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
News anchor rendered a drooling retard by Fark's favorite hottie
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(78)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sara Gilbert talks about her new status as a lesbian. Darlene Conner is a lesbian? Get out of town
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Newly skinny dude Drew Carey debuted his 80 lb. weight loss last night. (then and now pics)
source: bittenandbound.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
MPAA pissed off that freedom of speech is allowed
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(36)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Len Wiseman, the man responsible for directing Underworld and Live Free or Die Hard, is directing the Total Recall remake. GET YOUR ASS TO MAHS
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(37)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Amy Fisher, AKA The Long Island Lolita, signs a deal to get shot in the face
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(156)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
E. Mo Shyamalan: "My critics will never be happy"
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(99)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Obama stops by "The View," has no clue what a "Snooki" is
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(253)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Twenty-one reality TV shows that might actually be worth watching
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(25)
 
(Some Inceptionist)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio pulls out of Mel Gibson's upcoming Viking movie
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(119)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Jason Priestley and Luke Perry to reunite...in a Hallmark Movie Channel movie, but still
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
In praise of the days when sex was sordid, "size zero" was an insult, cellulite was celebrated, and pasties weren't just yummy eats from Michigan's Upper Peninsula
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Anne Rice quits Christianity because Jesus wanted her to
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(97)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
The Daily Show investigates Gay Reiches
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Topless Robot wants you to believe that there are nine companions hotter than Rose Tyler and anybody hotter than Amy Pond
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(108)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Although the plot is still a mystery, we seem to have discovered something about the score of Inception
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(52)
 
(Dude)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges says there will never be a sequel to The Big Lebowski. F*cking Nihlist
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(115)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Remember that ABC president who "resigned" yesterday, and everyone assumed it was because ABC's shows suck? Yeah, turns out he may be guilty of more than just greenlighting "Cavemen"
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Funny Or Die)
 
 
 
"Now that I've got a little career going, the Jews want me to stay in my weight and it might be unhealthy"
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(37)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Universal will finally let Guillermo Del Toro turn H.P. Lovecraft's "At The Mountains of Madness" into a big-budget, R-rated, 3D, tentpole movie. For once, Subby can say without sarcasm: Thanks, James Cameron
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(121)
 
(New! Magazine)
 
 
 
Katy Perry: I used to want to kiss Megan Fox. Now I just want to kiss Natalie Portman
source: new-magazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(117)
 
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
Good News: There's going to be a new Roadrunner and Coyote cartoon coming out. Bad News: You have to go to Cats and Dogs 2 to see it. Worse News: There's a Cats and Dogs 2 opening tomorrow
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(35)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twitter... may... be... the... CRUELEST joke... ever played ...on ...William Shatner
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 10 videogame cliches that have gone on long enough
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(329)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Five things fans of the Green Lantern should know about the upcoming film adaptation. The question of whether or not Blake Lively gets naked strangely absent
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(47)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
And now, the antidote to all things Snookiesque, Lohanish and otherwise shallow, cheesy and pathetic: finally getting her due, Laura Linney
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paul Lee to be new head of ABC Entertainment, wants a cracker
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(24)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Just when you thought it couldn't get any worse than "Marmaduke", the first trailer for the "Yogi Bear" movie comes along and changes an entire world's definition of "Holy shiat, that looks terrible"
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(178)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fans want Jenna Fischer's Pam to take over as boss on The Office. As long as she supports and NBC shows us Topless Friday
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(76)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Paul Giamatti is a shoe-in to play Nikita Khrushchev
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(45)
 


Wed July 28, 2010
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Even though she still has a chin that looks like it could crack walnuts, Rumer Willis looks pretty good when she dresses up like a naughty secretary
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(122)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Disney characters and the celebrities born to play them, including Isla Fisher as The Little Mermaid and Ellen Page as Christopher Robin
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(60)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tina Fey sends 100 notes and chunks of her hair to Brad Pitt in an attempt to meet him. That loud screeching sound you hear is Jennifer Aniston having a nuclear aneurysm
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(42)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'm on a movie
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(62)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Guess who. "You were a sour-faced biatch today. Do you think it was tricky to get that f---ing tree in the hole, the placenta and organize that s---? Do you know how much f---ing time and money went into that? Did you thank me?
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bachelorette rises to #1 in the ratings despite being the entertainment equivalent of a big ol' #2
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake-directed tequila and S&M ads give us an inside look at every night at the Biel residence
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(30)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr is reportedly pregnant with Orlando Bloom's baby. Wow, I did not see that one coming
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(53)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Michael Bay to produce a low budget alien invasion project
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Diablo Cody overproduces a baby boy
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan's ex-wife engaged to 21-year old 'boytoy'. No word if wedding will involve steel chairs
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Someone has taken time to examine the science behind Twilight's sparkly, pale, douchey vampires. Big surprise: they're just highly evolved insects
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
The eleven worst Draculas ever to appear on TV or in movies. The list starts out with Morgan Freeman, and... wait, Morgan Freeman? When did this happen?
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
ABC Entertainment president quits on the revelation that he really was in Purgatory the whole damn time
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(18)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Elvira, Mistress of The Dark, is returning to TV this September. Those with 3D TV sets need to seriously consider how they're going to prepare themselves for this
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(80)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
An Inception time-line infographic. Spoilery, mind numbing
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman dedicates third "Lost Boys" installment to Corey Haim, which will be really touching for the dozens of people who will rent it
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(14)
 
(God Hates Justin Bieber)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but Fred Phelps and the Westboro whackjobs will be protesting her tonight
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(49)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chris Tucker owes $11 million in taxes, on the lookout for Big Worm
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy begins filming Woody Allen flick, hopes her performance isn't considered didactique or pedantique
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(25)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Zac Efron wants his movies to be relevant. To what, he doesn't quite explain
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Om Nom Nom)
 
 
 
Today, Sally Struthers will be blowing out 62 candles on her birthday cakes
source: nndb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson's military style outfits should have given a hint that he was obsessed with Hitler, but his Nazi film collection proves it
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Megan Fox hates something she'll never have to worry about anyway: Being told she's talented
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(87)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Having canceled Law & Order, NBC decides to give up on original programming altogether and just run infomercials
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 


Tue July 27, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski, the 5-foot pole you wouldn't touch a 13-year-old with, has another victim coming forward
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(140)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maury Chaykin, fat bloke from Wargames, dead
source: montrealgazette.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that he's a cheerful person who has joy in his life, Justin Timberlake might replace Simon Cowell as an "American Idol" judge
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amanda Bynes does not unsuccessfully fail to unretire from not retiring her non-retired acting career retirement. I think
source: dimewars.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(lohud.com)
 
 
 
Weirdest movie deal you will read of this year. HBO requires husband to exhume dead wife for film
source: lohud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Biggest winners and losers of Comic Con 2010. Bonus Spoiler: Harrison Ford revealed to finally play a __________
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Russell Crowe is no longer a sex symbol. Could place third in a Ricky Gervais look-a-like contest though
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
19 regrettable pop culture tattoos. Come for the Alf, stay for the Tony Danza (slideshow)
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(Some Neighbor)
 
 
 
Remember the series of episodes of Mr. Rogers where King Friday orders the Neighborhood of Make-Believe to make bombs while the school children learn about air raids and gas masks? Good times
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New detective series "Rizzoli & Isles" is a lesbian-buddy-cop show that doesn't know it's a lesbian-buddy-cop show yet. With spiffy pics
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bob Barker a "curmudgeonly ass," says the Post
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder has described his new movie as "Alice in Wonderland with machine guns." AND NO GIANT BLUE DONGS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nick Cave hired to rewrite The Crow reboot. Producers feared original script had too many bad seeds
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Dat Wascully Wabbit turns 70 today
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(onewed.com)
 
 
 
50 year old Valerie Bertinelli getting married for a second time. She wants her upcoming wedding to be small and inconspicuous. Just like her career
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Mon July 26, 2010
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Guy panics when Universal's new Harry Potter ride temporarily malfunctions, calls 911 and the fire department to come rescue him. Like they'll be any use against the Dementors
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's lawyer: "I hope she gets out of jail this week, because she is having withdra...eh, um, is in dire straits"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Someone has attempted to find ten redeeming moments in Adam Sandler's film oeuvre
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(UGO)
 
 
 
New season of "The Venture Bros." was unveiled at Nerdfest this weekend, demonstrating that someone indeed cares who would win in a crazy fantasy fist-fight between Anne Frank and Lizzie Borden
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson buy a $50 million private jet, because he farking can
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(60)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
First look at Hugo Weaving as the Red Skull in "Captain America." Good costume? Check. Good makeup? Check. Batshiat-crazy-looking Hugo Weaving underneath? Check and mate
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(82)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Huge spoilers for Smallville season 10, like for example: Smallville is still on. Who knew?
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(48)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise almost killed by Top Gear. Better luck next time, Top Gear
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(70)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Someday we'll live in a better world, where smoking hot women aren't judged for sleeping with homunculi simply because they wish to enjoy the perks of power, or fame, or riches. Someday
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Glee Comic Con panel revealed some spoilers for season 2. It did not, however, reveal why the hell Glee had a panel at Comic Con
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(51)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Marvel has regained the film rights for the Punisher. Hopefully this means Frank Castle will finally get a decent movie made about him
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(Pajamas Media)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone thinks the problem with Hitler is that "Jewish-dominated media" prevents him from being portrayed "in context"
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(Christwire.org)
 
 
 
"...In the midst of our current cultural and economic crisis there is one danger that is subtler than the violence and drugs in our major motion pictures these days. That danger is the actor known as Bill Murray"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Silly: some woman tweets she's going to get plastic surgery to look like Kim Kardashian "so my husband won't leave me." Cool: Kim immediately tweets back telling her not to do it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New theory on the deaths of Brittany Murphy and Simon Monjack... mold in their house killed them. Bonus: The couple's house was previously owned by Britney Spears
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Audio archives of William Faulkner put online by the University of Virginia. Listen to him talk about his writing, career, current events, and answer students' questions, namely, how the hell do you pronounce "Yoknapatawpha"?
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
6 great novels that were hated in their time
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