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Sun June 06, 2010
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer is scaring his neighbors
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fans of "FlashForward" to stage mass blackouts in protest of the show's cancellation. Because they're LOADED, okay?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Shrek dominates the box office, guaranteeing we'll get another unnecessary sequel, while Katherine Heigl continues to prove she is box office poison. Oh, and Jonah Hill and Russell Brand prove they're quite funny indeed
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifteen "perfect" pop culture pairs. Missing from the list: Q and Picard, Number Six and Baltar, and Tom Servo and Crow
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
"[A] film version of 'Cathy' would be akin to getting kicked downstairs by every single annoying stereotype about women for an hour and a half" - ten comic strips that should never be made into movies
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus is now the voice of reason. May God have mercy on our souls
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Gas up the cockpunch-o-matic for 'the new Beatles', just cast in Robert Zemeckis' 'Yellow Submarine' remake
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Five things you didn't know about The Goonies. Most impressive: Chunk is now a lawyer
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Sat June 05, 2010
(Columbian.com)
 
 
 
The circle of life is now complete: Zombie Strippers
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(Google)
 
 
 
Dunn done
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
The Good News: "Sex and The City 2" fell 65% at the box office since last week, virtually guaranteeing no sequel. The Bad News: The awesome "Splice" landed in seventh place with next to nothing
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(Some Muggle)
 
 
 
Guy who posted fake Emma Watson nudes now facing unfake jail time. With pic of what a non-nude Emma Watson looks like
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(Some Critic)
 
 
 
First, Simon Cowell showed us Britain had talent. Then, it was America's talent he next exposed. Now, he wants to show us the talent of...THE WORLD. Is there no stopping this maniacal producer?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
All the attention usually gets paid to the best pop culture characters. But who were the worst? We're looking at you, Jar Jar
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you're going to commit a crime, try to do it in Aspen, Colorado, home of the "community jail, where, if your son or daughter goes to jail, you're comfortable with it."
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(Realty Today)
 
 
 
A lot of money ago, in a studio far, far away
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
A projectionist at the Alamo Drafthouse in Austin gets possibly the world's first and last tattoo inspired by "The Human Centipede"
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
'Twilight' credit cards are now available, it's like shopping at Hot Topic no matter where you are
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
China is more than a little pissed that they're now the bad guys in the "Red Dawn" remake. Hey, they thought Powers Boothe's explanation of World War III in the original was pretty badass too (*WOOSH*)
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Fri June 04, 2010
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
The streets of Texas are once again safe. "Gossip Girl" star Chace Crawford arrested for possession of one joint
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan talks Batman 3, DC not merging their characters like Marvel, and the fact that he and David Goyer have figured out how to take on Superman
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher sheds tear for the environment, drives 7 MPG truck
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain explains his rise to best job on TV and worldwide acclaim: "Not giving a shiat has been a very good business model for me"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ordɐnlo Boolm hɐs a bifficnlt tiɯe lǝarmig his liues ɟor sɯoe reɐsou
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Peer-reviewed psychiatry journal to publish article titled "Is Anakin Skywalker Suffering From Borderline Personality Disorder?" Still no cure for cancer
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(Some Jersey Whore)
 
 
 
Snooki's advice to Robert Pattinson? Get a tan
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
♩ "And, I-iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii will always ♬ love-- hey, where you guys going?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leona Lewis plummets down an elevator shaft while performing in England. Doctors say she is fine, except she keeps bleeding, keeps - keeps bleeding
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner looking forward to raping Snow White
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
John Corbett is planning to wed his perfect '10' girlfriend Bo Derek in the near future. At 53 she has lost her beaded cornrows but not her sex appeal. (pics, '10' vid)
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Esquire chose Christina Hendricks for its "best-looking woman in America" cover, based on the results of a poll, only after Scarlett Johansson won but refused to participate
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(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
How did Nickelodeon child stars of the 1990s turn out? First off, "Pete and Pete" became "Hipster and the Fat Guy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart apologizes for her rapey-er wit
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jason Bateman and Dustin Hoffman sitting in a Lakers game, not a tree... K-I-S-S-I-N-G
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(Some Whale of a Tale)
 
 
 
Gabourey Sidibe claims Mariah Carey would make a great mother, appetizer
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Captain America has found his Dum Dum, which is no where near as creepy or weird as it sounds
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Trailer for Jack Black's 3D "Gulliver's Travels" arrives online, makes "Marmaduke" seem like a viable moviegoing option
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Video game movie coming out, that's bad. The video game is Metroid, that's good. Jessica Simpson will be the lead actress, that's bad
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(WGAL 8)
 
 
 
Very special list counts down very special sitcoms episodes. Alf cat-binging episode fails to make cut
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"We hand it out like M&Ms," Salsano said. "Hey kids, it's time for Valtrex. It's like a herpes nest"
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
She's got two kids, has been married and divorced twice, but because Britney Spears has "complex issues on a personal and professional level," her dad will control her finances and her life for the foreseeable future
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen may get put on work release instead of serving jail time, ensuring one of our national comedic treasures will not suffer without his craft
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Glee's Bohemian Rhapsody scene left actor Jonathon Groff scarred for life. Much like everyone who watched it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
R. Kelly's former home is for sale. Amenities include four bedrooms, a sauna, and several golden showers
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Proving she's ready to follow the path of Britney Spears and Madonna. Miley Cyrus has her hot lesbian kiss in front of family audience on Britain's Got Talent
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(AFP)
 
 
 
Study finds that comedy clips have replaced news as the most popular video on the internet. So is "comedy" some sort of new word for pron?
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(Ace Showbiz)
 
 
 
Mark-Paul Goosel... Gossell... Gossle... Zack from "Saved by the Bell" has split from his wife
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Thu June 03, 2010
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Atheist superstar Bill Maher blames Hollywood's overwhelming religious fervor for passing him over 22 times for Emmy awards
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do you do when your husband is found hanging in a closet in an apparent sex stunt gone wrong? Of course; you sue the filmmakers of his last movie for wrongful death
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Four-year old Suri has an iPad. You're still eating cold peas out of a can
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Judge to Lindsay Lohan: Urine trouble
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The brain-freezingly silly "Aqua Teen Hunger Force" is still on the air after nearly 10 years. Just what the hell is wrong with you people?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Distribution company admits what we already knew about celebrity sex tapes
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(Us Magazine)
 
 
 
Evil reality show trolls Heidi and Spencer Pratt aren't divorcing; they only split for the publicity and will "reunite" on a TV series
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(io9)
 
 
 
Thor debuts his new costume looking more Comic-Con than Comic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Judge prevents release of Jim Carrey movie
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Betty White to star in the remake of the "Golden Girl"
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(Some Moustache)
 
 
 
Tom Selleck confirms a second sequel to Three Men and a Baby, presumably titled Three Men and a Woman Close to Retirement
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Does it really come as a shock that Lindsay Lohan wanted to keep her wisdom teeth after having them removed? Or that she lost them?
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(Examiner)
 
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In what will probably be the least likely thing you're going to see all week, Sir Ben Kingsley re-enacts Heidi Montag's "Transformers 3" audition tape
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Early photos, video from AMC's upcoming series, The Walking Dead. Looks like it's to die for
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(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
Most insignificant celebrity stalking case ever: Faroe Islands (pop. 48,743) singer Eivör Pálsdóttir gets restraining order after Icelandic (pop. 317,953) nutjob was living in a tent in her garden for nearly a year
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Courteney Cox and Jennifer Aniston's awkward, forced acting will no longer be limited to "Friends" reruns
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Wed June 02, 2010
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Well, here's the first actual look at Captain America's costume from the upcoming movie, and it's...not that bad, actually
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fran Drescher says her ex-husband was gay. I think it's safe to say he was also deaf
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(io9)
 
 
 
Why you should be happy Guillermo Del Toro is off The Hobbit film
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. and Cartoon Network to revive ThuderCats. Bonus: The new Lion-O looks like he will fark you up
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It looks like Gary Coleman's life may have been cut - *takes off sunglasses* - a little short. YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
"For once, Courtney [Love]doesn't look like she was plucked out of a fishing net, dipped in used glitter lube and then dried off with the farts from a hippo's ass"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Notoriously crappy NBC exec Jeff Zucker to exit the company with a parachute so golden it's shinier than his bald head
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Not only is Sally Quinn of the Washington Post controversial, she is also not a very nice person. And she has a "concrete meditation labyrinth" at her country "estate"
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline: Mystery of How Marina Abramovic Peed, Solved
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Conan vs. Colbert and Stewart in a Radio City Music Hall Dance-Off
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Twilight" dope Kristen Stewart says fame is like "being raped." Sure. Being raped by a guy who makes you very rich and gives you all the drugs you want
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but it's looking like winning American Idol isn't helping Lee DeWyze sell his music
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Make it Sir
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(Some Goth Hero)
 
 
 
"Major actor" interested in Crow reboot, untimely on-set death
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready headline comes courtesy of the Globe and Mail: "Midget wrestlers, girls and drinking? Good times"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
First look at Frank Miller's "300" prequel "Xerxes": "I make no apologies whatsoever"
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Tue June 01, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
Vampire Academy is a series of books that are part Twilight, part Harry Potter, with a healthy sprinkling of Mean Girls, but shockingly they don't suck
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(KTAR)
 
 
 
Memorial Day movies gross at 17 year low. This is obviously due to [insert reason] and not the movies being crap
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(The Frisky)
 
 
 
"Which 'Jersey Shore' Cast Member Is A Cokehead?" Wait, there's only one?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
James Bond's original Aston Martin is up for sale, complete with a bulletproof shield, oil jets, and smoke machine. If this can't get you laid, nothing will
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bombshell McGee admits to anti-semitism, not enough atttention from daddy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Progressive Flo is not a rap group or a type of menstruation: She's a stand-up comedian. And she's not pregnant
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katy Perry threatens to have unprotected sex. Unfortunately, not with you
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(io9)
 
 
 
How Hollywood is destroying our postmodern love affair with 80's pop culture
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Happy 73rd birthday, Moran Freeman. I must admit I didn't think much of him first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Hugo Weaving has positioned himself as the new genre giant, the go-to guy for authenticity in a world of whimsy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen to cop a plea, get 30 days in the hole. Though with good behavior, he should be out in Two and a Half Weeks
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Madonna to spend her 52nd birthday getting $200k worth of surgery
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Megan Fox now has a six pack, which she was nice enough to show off in a bikini on Saturday in Maui
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(io9)
 
 
 
Concept art for Captain America's costume shows that he will look more like a super-soldier and less like an idiot in blue tights
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Bill that would regulate the sexual depiction of minors in manga and anime is defeated in Tokyo, thanks to opposition from the majority Japanese Pervert Party
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Mexicans attack Paul McCartney's tour bus after mistaking him for Ringo
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
How good was John Cazale? All of the films he appeared in received Best Picture nominations, and half of those won
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Good news: Joss and Zack Whedon are going to direct The Avengers. Bad news: Dr. Horrible may be delayed because of it
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Yet another cliché-ridden New Jersey reality show debuts. "What was the mission statement for this series? It is easy to imagine something like: 'Deliver consistent shots of cleavage and pizza in a two-to-one ratio'"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tara Reid shows off her new bikini body after getting 'repair' work to fixed some botched surgery. Do you dare click?
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Documentary about Bill Hicks, the man who said the unsayable
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(Imbibe Magazine)
 
 
 
The top five video game movies that completely missed the farking point
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Removal of service fees could drop the cost of a concert ticket this summer from totally ridiculous to merely ridiculous
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(Life.com)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood turns 80 today. Great. One more octogenarian who can kick my ass
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lohan's newest role considered "too sexy" for the big screen, complete with "do not want" pic
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Sports & Leisure: What game creator died at age 59 on Memorial Day, 2010?
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Mon May 31, 2010
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Geordi Laforge attempts to reconfigure the power transfer tunnel while transferring magnetic plasma to warp field generators in vain attempt to outrun the IRS
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
New "Scott Pilgrim VS. The World" trailer. There are no words except: Holy. Farking. Shiat. (with video)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
The Sex in the City actress who promises not to be a bridezilla: Nixon, you dolt
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(AOL)
 
 
 
To the left, the 25 best fight scenes in film. To the right, the best fight scene on the internet
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
No, really, they're making ANOTHER one?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sayid dumps his 62-year-old girlfriend Barbara Hershey. Expected to meet up in a church later in some unspecified sideways reality
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Del Toro quits "The Hobbit", because this wasn't taking long enough
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