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Sun May 16, 2010
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(Deadline) Cool What, me worry? John Landis to make movie about Bill Gaines of EC Comics and Mad Magazine fame  (deadline.com) (51)
(YouTube) Amusing Megan Fox is 24 today. Here she is from season 1 of Two and a Half Men, back in 2004, washing windows with soapy water and flirting with an awkward Jon Cryer  (youtube.com) (61)
(Yahoo) Amusing Christopher Walken to sow "Wild Oats," ask about what happened to the Walken tag  (movies.yahoo.com) (27)
(USA Today) Obvious Number one movie in Europe: bandit who steals from the corrupt rich and gives to the poor. Number one movie in America: rich defense contractor maintains private military and acts out vigilante fantasies  (usatoday.com) (83)
(io9) Interesting Just what in the hell is going on this year on Doctor Who? Caution: spoilery  (io9.com) (204)
(Yahoo) Amusing Russell Crowe, when asked why he sounds Irish in "Robin Hood": "I was going for Italian. Guess I f***in' missed it." In related news, Kevin Costner seen snickering to himself  (news.yahoo.com) (57)
(Examiner) Followup NBC's 2010 Fall lineup leaks to the press, and "Parks and Rec" is conspicuously absent. Not-so-rare NBCGODDAMITSOMUCH trifecta in play  (examiner.com) (86)
(New York Daily News) Cool You may not have heard of Jonas Mekas, but he has what could be the biggest collection of rare, never-before seen films from the silent era to modern times. And, with the help of Moby and Sonic Youth, he's taking them digital  (nydailynews.com) (22)
(Some Guy) Strange New Japanese movie spotlights increasing prominence of "calligraphy girls" in reviving traditional Japanese writing as nationally competitive team sport  (mdn.mainichi.jp) (14)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Cool David Fincher has approached Disney in hopes they'll let him direct 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea  (heatvisionblog.com) (36)
(Contact Music) Amusing Sarah Jessica Parker in a huff after learning fans voted her Sex and the City character the least sexy character on the show  (contactmusic.com) (141)
(MSNBC) Asinine I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is but apparently it is mad it isn't trending on Twitter anymore  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (67)
(MSNBC) Interesting Michael Jackson's doctor helps an airline passenger who fell unconscious. Amazingly, she lived  (today.msnbc.msn.com) (13)
(Variety) Asinine NBC is bringing back Paul Reiser. GODDAMMITSOMUCH  (variety.com) (84)
(LA Times) Obvious Say what you want about Shia LaBeouf, at least he's honest enough to admit Indiana Jones 4 stank on ice  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (83)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Question: What went wrong with FlashForward. Answer: EVERYTHING  (popwatch.ew.com) (98)

Sat May 15, 2010
(The Hollywood Reporter) Obvious George Lucas admits to the creators of "Lost" that he was just making Star Wars up as he went along too  (livefeed.hollywoodreporter.com) (48)
(io9) Cool Lando Calrissian is a clone? Luke and Leia aren't brother and sister? Chewie goes toe to toe, or whatever, with a Wampa? What is this, crappy fanfic? Nope, it's the original rough draft to The Empire Strikes Back and it's online now  (io9.com) (172)
(Examiner) Followup Despite being a film no one wanted, featuring an actor people don't like, with a trailer boring enough to induce a coma, "Robin Hood" fails to top the $53m "Iron Man 2" earned at the box office this weekend  (examiner.com) (210)
(Topless Robot) Scary Ten cryptozoological creatures that Hollywood has yet to exploit. And yes, someone has already done a movie on the chupacabra. Tag is for when Hollywood sees what's left and decides to make a movie featuring the Hodag  (toplessrobot.com) (57)
(IGN) Interesting Now that Iron Man 2 has hit theaters, here's what to expect from Iron Man 3, The Avengers and beyond  (comics.ign.com) (55)
(SlashFilm) Cool "Napoleon Dynamite" animated series on the way, or maybe not, because they'll do whatever they feel like they wanna do. GOSH  (slashfilm.com) (44)
(Some Bardy) Strange Rosencrantz and Guildenstern, who were alive, then dead, are alive again. Or at least, undead. Bonus: Devon Aoki  (trailers.apple.com) (32)
(Yahoo) Interesting Harry Potter movie series now the most successful of all time, leaving James Bond to sulk in his Aston Martin  (movies.yahoo.com) (32)
(Digital Spy) Obvious Regis Philbin to undergo: A.) surgery B.) an elephant C.) the moon D.) potato  (digitalspy.com) (27)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious With the SATC sequel just two weeks away, expect to see the ladies covering every magazine in the universe...albeit photoshopped to the nth degree. (pics)  (bittenandbound.com) (40)
(Contact Music) Scary Fan praises Megan Fox's beauty. Hilarity ensues  (contactmusic.com) (81)
(Examiner) Video Tom Cruise, Cameron Diaz release viral video to promote their upcoming "Knight and Day". Because they know what the people want, it features Cruise getting drop-kicked over a table  (examiner.com) (36)
(Some Guy) Misc The Wachowskis are making Brokeback Baghdad  (cinemablend.com) (30)
(Some Bad Hulk) Dumbass Edward Norton says fans should "write to Marvel" if they want to see him in The Avengers film. Can we...can we write to Marvel to make sure they keep you out of the movie? Is that okay?  (digitalspy.com) (130)

Fri May 14, 2010
(AFP) Unlikely "Roman Polanski hit by fresh sex..." Niiiice "...Allegations." Awwww  (news.yahoo.com) (90)
(E! Online) Stupid Looks like Matt Lauer and his wife Annette didn't have enough to deal with right now and Whitney Houston is thrown into the middle of their marriage scandal  (eonline.com) (23)
(Some Franchise Ruiner) Fail Shiat LaBeouf says Transformers 3 will be "the best one yet." Isn't that like being the homecoming queen at Chernobyl High School?  (digitalspy.com) (91)
(Mediaite) Interesting MSNBC daytime ratings are the losest since 1999: Basically, the network is being watched by the population of Pottstown, PA, right now (73,000)  (mediaite.com) (97)
(Some Titan) Followup Sam Worthington will star in Quartermain, making it the 200th movie he'll be filming this year  (digitalspy.com) (48)
(Starpulse) Obvious Kristen Stewart "had done it with a bunch of guys" before Robert Pattinson. That makes two of them  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (69)
(SlashFilm) Cool Samuel L. Jackson says there's going to be a S.H.I.E.L.D. movie after The Avengers  (slashfilm.com) (69)
(Contact Music) Dumbass Jan Michael Vincent gets kicked out of a New Orleans hotel for being too rowdy. And yes, they refer to him as "Airwolf star Jan Michael Vincent"  (contactmusic.com) (78)
(Gamma Squad) Amusing Meanwhile, in Finland, they've released the first clip from a movie about Nazis in space  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (44)
(YouTube) Cool Craig Ferguson delivers a passionate monologue in defense of Tom Cruise  (youtube.com) (125)
(Entertainment Weekly) Sad ABC finally cancels one of the best sitcoms of recent years, "Better Off Ted," and will use the money it saves to buy more crack and tranny hookers for network execs  (ausiellofiles.ew.com) (96)
(Daily Mail) Amusing Guy who plays Hurley on "Lost" has a girlfriend who's about two bites tall (pic)  (dailymail.co.uk) (122)
(New Scientist) Obvious If you take away the explosions and fight scenes, these movies would be getting shown on the Sundance Channel, because they're fundamentally about a handful of people having conflict amongst themselves  (newscientist.com) (15)
(Yahoo) Cool Italians say they may have found Michelangelo's shell  (news.yahoo.com) (22)
(Newsweek) Amusing The new Facebook movie compares Harvard girls to barnyard animals, giving us a hint as to how Farmville gained its popularity  (blog.newsweek.com) (15)
(Reuters) Interesting Craigslist TV: Documentary or Sitcom?  (reuters.com) (5)
(Contact Music) Stupid Lindsay Lohan's drunk ass crashed an Iggy Pop concert. That's just...that's just a douche move, lady  (contactmusic.com) (52)
(Contact Music) Strange Kate Hudson and Cameron Diaz are at war over A-Rod. OH CRAP, THEIR LOUSY ROMANTIC COMEDY MOVIES ARE COMING TO LIFE  (contactmusic.com) (26)
(Contact Music) Obvious Robert Pattinson can't understand "Twilight" fans. Welcome to the club, Robert  (contactmusic.com) (28)
(Sexy) Obvious Secrets to a successful interview: Every few seconds, cut away from the interviewee to show hot women dancing in skimpy outfits (sponsored link)  (billboard.com) (193)
(keepMEcurrent.com) Interesting Here's James Cagney's grandson, see? He's a funeral director in Maine, see? Here he is answering some questions, you dirty rat  (keepmecurrent.com) (14)
(New York Daily News) Cool Danica McKellar discusses her latest Maxim spread and you should really put your computer closer to your bunk  (nydailynews.com) (94)
(AP) Followup NBC says Law & Order may not be dun dun  (hosted.ap.org) (42)
(Some Guy) Spiffy The coolest collection of photos from what stormtroopers do on their day off you'll see all day  (wildammo.com) (60)
(Aint-It-Cool-News) Cool "Chuck" renewed. Plus some stupid series about aliens  (aintitcool.com) (133)
(E! Online) Sad "Law & Order" dead after 20 years on television. chung CHUNG  (eonline.com) (166)

Thu May 13, 2010
(New York Daily News) Interesting Matt Lauer, Today Show Host, and next contestant on "Cheating Celebrities"  (nydailynews.com) (75)
(ABC News) Amusing "I think I would hire somebody else to play me in the movie about me"  (abcnews.go.com) (33)
(The New York Times) Spiffy Get me McDreamy's non-union Mexican equivalent: Telemundo to remake "Grey's Anatomy." Es muy bueno   (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com) (47)
(Gamma Squad) Amusing Clip from a primetime program on Japanese TV where a model in a metal bikini fights monsters with boob lasers. Subbie would like to subscribe to this newsletter  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (72)
(New York Magazine) Spiffy There's going to be a new "Jackass" in 3D. "You can look forward to all the bodily fluids: poo-poo, pee-pee, throwup," says Johnny Knoxville. Ca-ca classy  (nymag.com) (62)
(Popeater) Obvious Is Miley Cyrus the next Lindsay Lohan?  (popeater.com) (56)
(E&SB) Obvious Is Miley Cyrus the next Lady Gaga?  (entertainmentandshowbiz.com) (54)
(Studies in Crap) Silly Old-timey preacher denounces Hollywood for hedonism, Marxism, and the fact that one actress hired "a private carriage and personal valet for her pet monkey"  (blogs.pitch.com) (26)
(Fox News) Amusing Russell Brand talks hooker sex and putting Barbies in bad places, and explains why calling our former president 'retarded' is actually a compliment  (foxnews.com) (49)
(Stuff) Strange Lou Reed to host concert pitched so high that only dogs can hear it, the first time anything like this has happened since the BeeGees split up  (stuff.co.nz) (18)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting HBO developing a female version of "Entourage." Maybe the two shows can cross over and the female version of Turtle can have sex with her counterpart and everybody's eyes will melt  (hollywoodreporter.com) (47)
(Radar Magazine) Strange Apparently, Asian MySpace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila has turned into Asian MySpace dwarf-slut porn villian dominatrix Tila Tequila. (Not safe for work-ish)  (radaronline.com) (116)
(ABC News) Stupid Apparently unable to get anyone to do it for free, NBC now set to bribe people to pretend to like their shows on Facebook and Twitter  (abcnews.go.com) (90)
(ABC News) Amusing Michael Bolton's School of Bolton  (abcnews.go.com) (26)
(Boston Globe) Interesting Sharing fantasies about teen idols is new way for mothers to bond with daughters  (boston.com) (93)
(Gizmodo) Cool The coolest pic of an AT-AT humping bunk beds you'll see all day  (gizmodo.com) (31)
(SFGate) Asinine James Cameron states that 3D will be the standard media format soon. In other news, never rent another movie with Harvey Keitel in it ever again  (sfgate.com) (120)
(io9) Spiffy It seems as though NBC may have finally come to their senses and decided to cancel Heroes  (io9.com) (89)
(Global TV BC) Strange Oh sure, you can win an Oscar, get a star on the walk of fame and all that... but how many directors get a seaweed named after them?  (globaltvbc.com) (9)
(Examiner) Followup Remember that awesome viral video "Pixels", with 8-bit video game characters attacking NYC? Yeah, that was awesome. Well, Hollywood's found a way to rape that one for you, too  (examiner.com) (46)

Wed May 12, 2010
(PopEater) Sad Like mother, like son. Dana Plato's kid dead from suicide at 25  (popeater.com) (141)
(Examiner) Video Jimmy Kimmel teams up with LOST's Man in Black and Jacob to bring you the coolest boardgame of all time: "Connect Four Million"  (examiner.com) (24)
(Florida Today) Florida Megan Fox, bisexual star of Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipisicing elit  T-Shirt  (floridatoday.com) (121)
(AOL News) Sad The last of the Ziegfeld Follies girls kicks off her mortal coil at 106  (aolnews.com) (34)
(IMDB) Unlikely "The photograph has now been removed from the internet." You don't know how the internet works, do you?  (imdb.com) (111)
(Time) Amusing Newest example of overbearing Dude Food genre is "Cook-to-Bang," a quasi-ironic collection of recipes to get you laid. "It's almost enough to make you wish for those cheesy, faintly foppish TV chefs of yesteryear"  (time.com) (84)
(ABC News) Hero B-Bob N-Newhart, uh, uh, *ahem*, c-c-celebrates, uhh, *ahem*, uh, fifty, uh, years in show, uh, fifty years in uh, uh, *ahem*, show uh, business  (abcnews.go.com) (146)
(Geek System) Obvious Last night's LOST episode was the best ever  (geekosystem.com) (657)
(UGO) Obvious Last night's LOST episode was a steaming pile of suck  (ugo.com) (65)
(Some Guy) Interesting I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it's apparently dating a Miley Cyrus  (gossip.whyfame.com) (80)
(NYPost) Amusing How hard is it for musicians to make it NYC? Now you have to audition just to play for spare change in the subway  (nypost.com) (22)
(Gamma Squad) Amusing The next board game being adapted to a movie is Monsterpocalypse. "Dreamworks is reportedly pursuing Tim Burton to get involved. I am also pursuing Tim Burton. Not for a job, but with a comb."  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (44)
(Contact Music) Obvious Kim Kardashian wants a man who sees her good qualities, five lights  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (122)
(PopEater) Obvious Jimmy Smits objects to "L.A. Law" reunion, extra paychecks  (popeater.com) (27)
(Breitbart.com) Sad Jack Bauer is dead. And you liberals killed him  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (231)
(New York Magazine) Sad Comedy Central cancels "The Sarah Silverman Program." Oh, poop  (nymag.com) (136)
(Digital Spy) Obvious William Baldwin may return to "Gossip Girl," ask you if you're finished with that sandwich  (digitalspy.com) (8)
(Contact Music) Obvious Authorities drop charges against "The Last Dragon" star Taimak Guarriello upon realizing that he has The Glow™  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(People Magazine) Fail Tyra Banks to publish first novel called, "Modelland". Reportedly, it took 50 typewriters to do it after the "I" key kept getting stuck  (people.com) (56)
(Contact Music) Sad Rumors of a bitter feud between Lindsay Lohan and Avril Lavigne are every bit as true as rumors about Lindsay Lohan's sobriety  (contactmusic.com) (56)

Tue May 11, 2010
(Paste Magazine) Cool Minneapolis director names his movie after a Hold Steady song, waits around hoping Hold Steady will contribute music to it  (pastemagazine.com) (42)
(Radar Magazine) Stupid Videos surface of Miley Cyrus giving a gay producer a lapdance while 10 year olds sit nearby. Excellent role model indeed  (radaronline.com) (173)
(The Frisky) Obvious Tila Tequila has been mourning her miscarriage and the death of Casey Johnson by writing songs about being a poorly-tattooed dwarf-slut  (thefrisky.com) (86)
(Some Guy) Silly If you've ever wondered what Darth Maul would look like with rainbow facepaint, this is your clicky link  (joblo.com) (48)
(io9) Stupid Hollywood: Hey, what movie haven't we screwed up with a remake? What? Fright Night? Ok, we'll do that next  (io9.com) (98)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious Evidently Sean Hayes of Will & Grace's "Just Jack" fame is unbelievable as a straight lead, and this has Broadway's collective panties in a wad  (popwatch.ew.com) (77)
(Entertainment Weekly) Weird After early viewings of Joaquin Phoenix's new "mockumentary" featuring him snorting coke and having sex with prostitutes, Hollywood insiders still can't figure out if he's making it all up  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (47)
(io9) Amusing The 10 weirdest "Twilight Zone" villains. Yes, #1 is that "airborne Abominable Snowman" that terrorizes William Shatner  (io9.com) (82)
(Contact Music) Spiffy Final "Twilight" film delayed by pay dispute. Best of luck to you, pay dispute  (contactmusic.com) (53)
(Contact Music) Obvious Realizing that his crusty ass has a good thing going right now, Mickey Rourke refuses to cheat on his girlfriend: "I haven't farked around on her. I haven't been that way in 23 years so this is new for me and it's not easy"  (contactmusic.com) (28)
(Some Guy) Amusing What the hell is a Justin Bieber? Even Andy Rooney wants to know  (popeater.com) (57)
(Contact Music) Silly Kelly Osbourne surprised to realize she's been with her fiance for two years. He's still trying to hold out for another year so he wins the bet  (contactmusic.com) (8)
(Digital Spy) Strange "Judge Dredd" movie gets director. Tonight, we're gonna party like it's 1995  (digitalspy.com) (66)
(Contact Music) Spiffy RZA to release his directorial debut, a martial arts film co-written by "Hostel" director Eli Roth. In related news, Wu-Tang Clan still ain't nothin' to fark with  (contactmusic.com) (35)
(Contact Music) Strange Russell Crowe becomes huge Twitter fan. EMOTIONALLY UNSTABLE RAGE COMING OUT  (contactmusic.com) (14)
(Contact Music) Weird Airline crew member mistakes Academy Award nominee Don Cheadle for "Saturday Night Live" cast member Tim Meadows. Surprisingly, it gets worse from there  (contactmusic.com) (63)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Note to Hollywood: why IMAX beats 3D every time  (denofgeek.com) (154)
(Some Guy) Misc The 10 best stand-up comedians of all time. And they actually got No. 1 correct  (guyism.com) (337)
(Digital Spy) Spiffy Marvel Studios to move forward with "Luke Cage" film. SWEET CHRISTMAS  (digitalspy.com) (77)
(Digital Spy) Weird Janice Dickinson says she "farked the world," has a few choice words for Mick's little Jagger  (digitalspy.com) (56)
(NYPost) Obvious Anne Hathaway once again proves that smoking hotness and taste in men are inversely proportional  (nypost.com) (70)
(The New York Times) Sad Horne plays final note  (nytimes.com) (48)

Mon May 10, 2010
(Contact Music) Obvious Rebecca Romijn "amazed" by her twins. As are we all, Rebecca. As are we all  (contactmusic.com) (69)
(io9) Sad The Death Dealer wins the final hand  (io9.com) (86)
(ABC News) Interesting Barbara Walters to undergo heart valve surgewy  (abcnews.go.com) (17)
(Radar Magazine) Followup If you're going to complain about "leaked" sex tapes, don't have two year old paperwork on file for a company to shop those same tapes around  (radaronline.com) (38)
(FilmDrunk) Weird Joaquin Phoenix documentary includes cocaine use, call girls, male frontal nudity, and Phoenix getting Cleveland steamer'd. Subbie would have also mentioned the oral sex from a publicist, but then he realized that's what publicists do  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (37)
(Starpulse) Amusing Anthony Hopkins played prank on a group of homeless men during a Silence Of The Lambs screening, by scaring them with a reprisal of his role as Hannibal Lecter. Jesus Christ man, that's just mean spirited  (starpulse.com) (43)
(Gamma Squad) Cool Theatrical trailer for Inception looks cooler than a bucket of cats. Also, here's a bucket of cats  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (82)
(Celebslam) Asinine Forgetting that she had him arrested two weeks ago for beating her up, Tito Ortiz and Jenna Jameson enjoy a nice family outing to the beach  (celebslam.celebuzz.com) (65)
(Canoe) Scary Iggy pop tops list of ugliest people in showbiz, narrowly beating Donatella Versace and Dead or Alive's Pete Burns. This thread comes with a complimentary bottle of Eyebleach  (jam.canoe.ca) (78)
(Starpulse) Obvious Kristen Stewart doesn't care if people think she's ugly  (starpulse.com) (108)
(BuzzFeed) Cool The official Betty White aging timeline  (buzzfeed.com) (97)
(Digital Spy) Unlikely Method actor Jake Gyllenhaal got into character for "Prince of Persia" by playing the video game: "It's a very difficult form of research. Playing the game three or four times a day... it was really tough"  (digitalspy.com) (126)
(Contact Music) Obvious And the "Craziest Mother in Hollywood" Award goes to...Dina Lohan. Congrats, Dina, on being a special brand of f*cking nuts  (contactmusic.com) (27)
(The Kartel) Fail A gallery of Iron Man villains so lame, no wonder they wear masks  (thekartel.com) (101)

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