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Sun May 09, 2010
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(SF Signal)
 
 
 
The Star Wars and Empire Strikes Back themes played flawlessly by one person on a Yamaha Electone organ. Prepare to get your geek socks rocked off
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(151)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Great moments in alternate history, or Why we love the concept of the multiverse
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(68)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The new Robin Hood movie has pretty much nothing to do with Robin Hood, but it blows up real good
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(91)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a colonoscopy for your brain
 
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
The ten best--and ten worst--mothers in comic books. List is all on one page, and of course Martha Kent is the best mother ever
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(53)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
...and the record for fifth highest opening weekend ever with $133.6 million goes to Iron Man 2: Electric Boogaloo
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(84)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
A total of 119 people were killed by Jason in the Friday the 13th movies. What's sad is that someone actually sat there and documented all of them. CH CH CH AH AH AH
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(34)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Favreau has a villain in mind for "Iron Man 3," and it's not diminishing box office totals
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(69)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Another movie spin-off of an SNL character? meh. 11 days from opening and it has 100% at Rotten Tomatoes? zomgwtfbbq
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(74)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker was concerned the plot to Sex and the City 2 would be leaked because security surrounding the project wasn't stable
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(48)
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman files for divorce. News: From former Van Halen frontman David Lee Roth. Fark: She was never married to him
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(42)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
By the lost dwelling of the High Ones, an Elfquest movie is approaching like a herd of Zwoots
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(38)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hooray: Mila Kunis spends hours playing computer games. Boo: with Macaulay Culkin
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(49)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Betty White proved that you can teach an old dog new tricks. The spry octogenarian's performance on SNL was dope. (vid)
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(106)
 
(Some Hobo)
 
 
 
What do you do if you tell a really bad joke? If you're Craig Ferguson, you call it a "Jay Leno joke" and make fun of the bastard
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(65)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
20th Century Fox finally gets rid of the Moran in charge of drama development
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(16)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
The future of the cable and network mini-series is in doubt
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(23)
 
(I'll be in my bunk)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson reveals she rubs herself in mangos
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(47)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The eleven funniest women in SNL histoWHAT THE F*CK IS KRISTEN WIIG DOING ON THIS LIST? GODDAMMITSOMUCH
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(135)
 


Sat May 08, 2010
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Alexa Ray Joel: "My mother wishes she looked like me." Yeah, whatever, kid. You're mother's Christie Brinkley. Jealousy's a biatch, isn't it?
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(75)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Billy Zane owes the state of California over $100,000 in back taxes. You'd think he'd be fine, living off the royalties of...um, what the hell has Billy Zane actually done?
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(80)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Top 10 list: We salute the best G.I. Joe and Cobra vehicles of the 1980's
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(121)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Kimmel Live" to air three alternate endings for LOST after the show's big series finale May 23rd, significantly increasing the chances that the ending will satisfy someone
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(81)
 
(Two Untalented Pale Actors)
 
 
 
Reps for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart confirm the two are indeed an item, which is what everyone knew all along but with the new movie coming out they needed more press
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(33)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castle, Glee, & Big Bang Theory are safe. Better Off Ted, Medium, & Caprica aren't looking too good. Early data on Fall 2010 TV lineup is in
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(150)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Iron Man 2" earns a staggering $52 million on Friday alone, setting it up for a $130 million opening weekend. Because this is Hollywood, some people are actually disappointed by these numbers
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(93)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields took role in "Furry Vengeance" for her kids. Considering how godawful that movie is, one can only assume that she had it out for those little monsters
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(19)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Jon Cryer, stay classy
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(126)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Director forced to use Lindsay Lohan body double to complete movie. In related news, it's always good to see Gollum getting work in Hollywood
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Spoiler alert: The Twenty most shocking deaths in TV history. And number twenty was probably the biggest shock of them all
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(221)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Syfy greenlights superhero medical drama. This is either going to be really good or really, really bad
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(45)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS continues to dominate Thursday night ratings with Survivor, The Mentalist, and CSI. Presumably because elderly people lose the remote, forget how to manually change the channel, and fall asleep
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(44)
 
(Herald Sun)
 
 
 
Sir Ian McKellen mistaken for a begger on the streets of Melbourne. You shall not pass, without sparing some change
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(26)
 


Fri May 07, 2010
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Oprah shaves off Dr. Phil's moustache, still keeps Steadman as beard
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(26)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Someone recorded Tom Cruise's Scientology confessionals and played them out loud at parties. This person would be dead if he weren't a Scientology official
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(69)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Secret documents from late literary master are discovered, revealing the original ending of one of his most beloved works. No not "Catcher in the Rye," we're talking "Pretty in Pink"
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(29)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
A&E unveils Tony Danza reality series, Dee Snider reality series, eating-disorder reality series, and "No Reservations" knock-off starring Bob Saget. Are you not entertained?
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(48)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Sequel to both the Kick-Ass movie and comic are on the way, says Mark Millar
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(38)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
After Times Square and South Park incidents, TV execs issue unwritten ban on any mention of Islam in comedies or dramas, with even the Daily Show's "senior Islamic correspondent" getting muzzled
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(186)
 
(TV Geek Army)
 
 
 
History Channel asks if "gods" from ancient society origin myths were really aliens or time travelling humans. No word on hot tub time machines, however
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(144)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
David Letterman reveals his super-secret "Iron Man 2" cameo, his best since his immortal turn in "Cabin Boy"
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(33)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Seven Easter Eggs to look out for in Iron Man 2
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(58)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
You too can look like Gwyneth Paltrow... wait, you can't eat anything but kale?
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(31)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Yes, it is a slideshow, but hear me out. A slideshow of the Hottest Celebrity Legs
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(51)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
TV's Tony DiNozzo claims that the "NCIS" season finale is filled with dread: "I do feel that it is as if Stanley Kubrick is in charge of our season finale" (major spoilers in article)
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(68)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Harry Potter" actress Emma Watson says she's the worst in her acting class at Brown. Includes a cute pic of her and a little somethin' for the ladies
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(99)
 
(Village Voice)
 
 
 
The most descriptive and insightful film review you will read today
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(60)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
'Fringe''s homage to 'Twin Peaks'. That's damn good pecan pie, Diane
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(71)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Fastererer and the Furiousestest
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(45)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"Mission Impossible 4" gets Christmas release. Couldn't we just get a big lump of coal instead?
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(25)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jesse James escapes vandalism charge. Train robbery charges still pending
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(5)
 
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"This is the CBS Evening News, with Jon Stewart": Awesome, or a sweaty fever nightmare that heralds the end of time?
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise says Mission: Impossible 4 will be directed by Brad Bird. From The Incredibles to The Incredibly Stupid
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe is already thinking about "Robin Hood" sequel, punching you in the face
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(27)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Guy from Syfy tells you how to save your favorite science fiction TV series that he's going to cancel
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(64)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Fox greenlights sequel to Tim Burton's Planet of the Apes. It's a madhouse. A madhouse
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Classically trained Shakespearean thespian Mickey Rourke takes precious time away from perfecting his craft to share his insight on today's actors: "They still suck. I got no respect for them"
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(50)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Adrien Brody is not competing to be like Arnold Schwarzenegger in "Predators." Considering that Arnold is 300 pounds heavier than Adrien and has a titanium endoskeleton, we appreciate any clarification that you can give us, Adrien
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(38)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Betty White. Beer pong. Is there really anything else to say?
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Company files lawsuit against Bruce Willis for ruining handmade wool and silk carpet with red wine. Yippie-ki-yay, bothered rug store
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(8)
 
(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Kendra upset about the sex tape she's promoting
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(60)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Director Robert Rodriguez creates a special Cinco De Mayo trailer for his upcoming movie "Machete" with a pointed message for AZ lawmakers
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(90)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift donates $500,000 to Nashville flood relief. Your move, Kanye
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(103)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. terrified of Jamie Foxx's birthday gift. Oddly enough, it wasn't a DVD box set of "The Jamie Foxx Show"
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(27)
 


Thu May 06, 2010
(CNN)
 
 
 
Grand Ole Opry hit by floodwaters. Think of all the great country songs they'll write about it
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(58)
 
(Some One-Trick Pony)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino to head the Venice Film Festival jury after someone mistakenly refers to him as a "director"
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(64)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Two days before Betty White hosts SNL, here's a look at her on-screen highlights from the last 60 years
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(62)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If only Elvis had liked cocaine better than peanut butter and bananas, he'd be alive today
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(43)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something Iron Man something something Iron Man 2 Selling Out Theatres something
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
She saw Ozzy bite the head off a bird, she's seen Jack naked, and she gave birth to Kelly. But it took a man stuffing 12 snakes into his mouth to truly make Sharon Osbourne sick
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(64)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Stan Lee to host a show on the History Channel to find "real-life X-Men" from history. Subbie can't wait to hear more about Wolverine's Civil War accomplishments
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(37)
 
(Some Smart Decision)
 
 
 
"Sandra Bullock, now that you've won an Oscar, ditched your cheating husband and adopted a baby, what will you do next?" "I'm going to New Orleans... for good. And never doing another movie."
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(95)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Google's 50 most searched women on the internet. #7. Justin Bieber
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(88)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is but apparently your son wants to look just like it
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(73)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Broadway play about Enron to end its run with a multi-million dollar loss
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(21)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart wants to cry every time she walks down the red carpet or accepts an award. We do too, Kristen. We do too
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(43)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Tony Stark always wears such nice suits. Do the movie men make the suits, or do the suits make the movie men?
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix prepares new mockumentary about superstar actor pretending to be a homeless rapper on David Letterman's show. IT'S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT
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(35)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Courtney Love says she's good in bed because she's butt-ugly
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(58)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow wants more action. We all do, toots, we all do
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nude photos surface of actress from Glee. No, not her unfortunately. No, not that one either. GROSS, no way, definitely not that one. The other other one. don't worry she's hot
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(152)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker has had it with neighsayers who insist that she tried to stirrup feuds with her "Sex and the City 2" co-stars
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(28)
 
(Coventry Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Firefly" is back with new stories in a form that can't be canceled
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(76)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Comedy Central, which has an exec who said "In general, comedy in its purest form always makes some people uncomfortable," will air a comedy about Jesus. Guess his pal Mohammed won't be stopping by
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(55)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr's favorite actor is himself. It's a good thing that he doesn't display any textbook narcissism
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(38)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Skeletal Spice named the "World's Most Glamorous Celebrity"
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(24)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Fourteen incredibly disturbing moments in children's movies that should have scarred us for life but didn't. When you click the link, tell 'em Large Marge sent ya
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(154)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Edgar Wright talks about "Scott Pilgrim vs. The World" reshoots, is hopefully adding a granny being kicked in the face again
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(14)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan gets reprieve from her dad, is trying to figure out how to snort it
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(5)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert reviews The Human Centipede: "The star rating system is unsuited to this film. Is the movie good? Is it bad? Does it matter? It is what it is and occupies a world where the stars don't shine."
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(183)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp spends $100 a day on candles. Still no clue as to why the rum's gone
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(29)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
When it's time to party, Charlotte Church will ALWAYS PARTY HARD... maybe a little too hard
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(83)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson used to prank-call Russell Crowe. WAS HE NOT ENTERTAINED?
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(24)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue: "NO... MORE... WIRE... HANGERS... EVERRRRRRRRRRRR"
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
"Kendra Wilkinson Sex Tape -- Soooo 2005." Oh, good, you mean back when she was hot
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(63)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
USA, the network with arguably the three best dramas on television--Psych, Burn Notice, and White Collar--will prove their greatness by having a crossover with all three series
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(138)
 


Wed May 05, 2010
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian is getting death threats from fans of something called Justin Bieber
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(138)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Elisabeth Hasselbeck gives a tearful apology to Erin Andrews for hurting her feelings, but forgets to apologize for the ridiculous remarks that led to it all, naturally
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(61)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise hit on Slash. Not so giggity
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(61)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jay Leno: "Faisal Shahzad was arrested for the Times Square SUV bomb. We found his Facebook page. Seems he is part of Team Coco. This guy really likes bombs. heeHEE"
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(172)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Die Hard 5: Live Free Or Die Harderer With A Vengeancey Revenge
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(116)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards gets custody of the kids. Which is a good thing anyway, since the kids left Legos all over the house and they always hurt the hooker's back
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Great news, pedobears. Miley Cyrus has hired Britney's jailbait marketing team after a decade of joblessness, and it looks like they haven't lost their touch
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(115)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
When filming a robbery scene in a grocery store late at night using only a skeleton crew and a small high-definition camera it is really, REALLY important that the local police know a movie is being filmed ahead of time
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(22)
 
(RobertoFlack)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams' Super 8 Project has the internet buzzing about the film potentially being a prequel to Cloverfield
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(110)
 
(Newsblaze)
 
 
 
Entertainment writer complains that the Baldwin brother that's a born-again Christian now has his pick of the entertainment world because Hollywood is a church town run by the evangelicals
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
As expected, a conservative TV watchdog group has a bit of a problem with a cartoon dog cleaning a cartoon baby's butt with his tongue
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(114)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
Is there a certain film that, if you come across it flipping channels randomly, you feel compelled to watch yet again? Even though you've seen it 34,000 times? Even if it's on the Spanish-language station and you don't speak Spanish?
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(309)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
What's the one thing that never works in a horror film? The cell phone
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(81)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Enough is ENOUGH. Samuel L. Jackson has HAD it with this MOTHERFARKIN' BOLT IN HIS MOTHERFARKIN' SPINE
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(23)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Renowned political analyst Simon Cowell says that Britain's General Election must bring change
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(91)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Erotic films have long resisted using condoms but, according to NPR, a "change is coming"
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(123)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alice in Wonderland has overtaken Batman and become Tim Burton's highest grossing movie
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(54)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC adds another half hour to the LOST finale, hopefully to ensure there's enough time to give Kate a slow, agonizing, excruciatingly painful death
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(389)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock to take break from acting. And you thought that nothing good would come out of Jesse James' cheating? Shame on you
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(71)
 


Tue May 04, 2010
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rachel Uchitel (of Tiger Woods fame) wants everybody to know that she is a home wrecker that slept with David Boreanaz but she isn't the homewrecker that is extorting him
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(50)
 
(Some Bucky)
 
 
 
It's official: HUGO WEAVING IS THE RED SKULL. I mean, who did nazi that coming?
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselbeck thinks it's wrong for Erin Andrews to wear skimpy outfits on "Dancing with the Stars," because that's totally the same as being secretly videotaped by a pervert in your hotel room
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(76)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Oh, good God; Tom Hanks is Sisyphus, and Obama is his Communist Rock. Today's insanely mixed metaphor is brought to you by Breitbart columnist Michael Moriarty, who needs to start drinking again
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(65)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Genndy Tartakovsky will not be directing the Dark Crystal sequel as rumored; instead, it will be the team responsible for Daybreakers. Yes, you read that right
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(41)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Don't call it a comeback: Dame Vera's been here for 93 years
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(21)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Screw your armored superheroes, transforming robots, and giant sharks fighting octopuses, here's a movie about a tire with psychic powers
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(41)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt catches D-bag comedian from Iowa pulling a Dane Cook with his material, very publicly calls him out on it
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(233)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Sam Rockwell joins Daniel Craig, Harrison Ford and Olivia Wilde in Jon Favreau's "Cowboys and Aliens." Damn, this thing might not suck
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(34)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson story to be made into a movie. The production's booze, coke and ether budget will be off the hook
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(44)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
In her next movie, Lindsay Lohan is going to play a coked up porn star
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(53)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Transformers 3 may cast Jamie Kennedy and Patrick Dempsey. Oh, well, then I'm sure it will be a cinematic masterpiece
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(34)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but it snagged a foul ball at the White Sox-Royals game
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(53)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
The stock William Shatner got for those Priceline commercials is now worth around $600 million. That buys a lot of Gorn cannon ammo
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(36)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Most people still watch TV together, as programs air, and without technological time-shifting. How quaint. Do they do it while sipping sarsaparilla and holding buggy whips?
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(70)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Zoolander" sequel succumbs to freak gasoline fight accident
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(43)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
How is James Franco's new role as a professional student? Soooooooooooo good
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(20)
 
(Some Fugitive Chaser)
 
 
 
What does the Captain America movie need? How about some Oscar-caliber talent. Say, someone like Tommy Lee Jones
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(40)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Top 10 John Cusack movies. Tag is for the #1 choice
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(143)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"LED Dress Makes It Even Easier To Spot Katy Perry's Boobs". Yea, like you needed help there
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(23)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Elton John banned from performing in Egypt due to being "a gay"
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(88)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 new cult movies. 'Troll 2'? 'World's Greatest Dad'? oh wait, they're serious...and actually support their claim
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(151)
 
(Sparrow Us From More)
 
 
 
Disney reduces the budget for Pirates of the Caribbean 4, meaning producers may have to focus on story rather than lavish visuals
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(20)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Star of "The Hills" pleads guilty to DUI, first-degree mediocrity
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(18)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
"American Idol" winner Jordin Sparks jumps at the chance to join a Broadway show... just not very high
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(11)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Good news: Madonna doesn't have a record deal. Bad news: because she's concentrating on filmmaking
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(11)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The twenty-one most disturbing babies in film and television. Yeah, this is pretty much nightmare fuel for OH MY GOD THE DAWN OF THE DEAD BABY IS ON THERE
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(75)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bones star admits boner. Marriage is boned. Bone
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(128)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man woos girlfriend with 20-minute recreation of Back to the Future featuring marriage proposal from Marty McFly
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(74)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Get ready for more crappy trailers for crappy movies in ur movie theaters
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(62)
 


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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The nerdiest tattoo freak ever. The Sun is there
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(99)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
What does Megatron and Fred from Scooby-Doo have in common?
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(59)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Food Network to launch "edgier" sister cooking network, geared to foodies who want grittier cooking personalities such as Bobby Flay, Rachael Ray, and Julia Child
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(162)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Disney is considering a whole spate of film-to-stage adaptations, including obvious choices such as Shakespeare in Love, Pirates of the Caribbean, Pollyana, Step Up and of course, Romy and Michele's High School Reunion
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(40)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
I don't know what the hell a Justin Bieber is, but Donovan McNabb met one the other day
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trailer for the most anticipated movie of the year: "Batman XXX" (surprisingly safe for work)
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(72)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Original "Star Trek" gets remastered in 3-D. THE GORN IS COMING RIGHT AT US
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(31)
 
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Six great mostly-forgotten movie villains
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(93)
 
(Some Awesome Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner says he likes J.J. Abrams and they're Twitter friends. But he would "play very hard to get" if Abrams wanted him to be in the sequel to the reboot
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(65)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Good bye, Georgy girl
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(44)
 
(Some Rocky Actor)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone says he is done making Rambo movies, one sequel too late
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(94)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Academy of Television Arts & Sciences to honor TV shows "with a conscience." The televised event will be 15 minutes long, including commercials
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(9)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Poo-eating and fanny-licking aside, last night's "Family Guy" was basically a massive Seth MacFarlane ego masturbation session
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(192)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Seth Green got married this weekend. The bride wore an antique white, off-the-shoulder dress. And the flattest heels she could find
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(55)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp rescues friend from mugger: "He looked at Johnny and said, 'I ain't stealing from Captain Jack' and put the bottle down"
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(75)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Why Conan should never have gone on "60 Minutes" without the Masturbating Bear
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(119)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The five most inspiring film montages ever. And yes, Team America: World Police is on the list. Wait...what?
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Except for Scarlett Johansson's catsuit, Mickey Rourke has no idea what "Iron Man 2" is about
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(117)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifteen movie sequels that are better than the originals
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(220)
 

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