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Sun April 18, 2010
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(ABC)
 
 
 
Pioneering film editor Dede Allen found on cutting room floor
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now there's something you don't see every day. A man requesting a paternity test so the child can pay for the father. Then again, it's Oprah
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(93)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Discovery Channel insider on reaction to Sarah Palin's new Alaska nature show: "People were laughing and it's not even a comedy"
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(277)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Fortune 500: 20 biggest stock gainers (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Kick Ass gets its ass kicked by an animated film about dragon training
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(235)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Author Simon Tolkien comfortable with gravy-training off J.R.R., not so comfortable with Jackson's LOTR films: "He lost character, he stopped dealing with character and you got more and more special effects"
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(168)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Last night's SNL was the very definition of weak-sauce, but the "Shake Weight" commercial parody may be the best parody SNL's put together since "Colon Blow"
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(129)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One of the Dixie Chicks wins legal fees after winning defamation lawsuit. Unclear which Dixie Chick it is, between the hot one that does nothing, the crosseyed one that holds a fiddle, or the little bulldog-faced one with all the talent
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(73)
 
(Some Critic)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert claims video games can never truly be art. I'm sure we'll all respect his opinion and have a very civil discussion about how accurate such a statement is
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(377)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Where every thread eventually becomes a food thread. Even sex threads. Especially sex threads
 
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson fans were stunned to hear the country crooner admit he smoked marijuana two minutes before appearing on Larry King Live. In other news, Willie Nelson's fans live under a rock
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(48)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the best late night host that's still alive: Conan O'Brien
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(60)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
It's been twenty years since the close of the eighties, which is enough time for Hollywood to rehash what was once new. While we may biatch about it, someone defends that choice
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Apparently being a supersmart time-traveling doctor doesn't make you cool or clever enough for the BBC
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(49)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis to release his own fragrance. Yippie-ki-yay, muskyfarker
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
12 tragically lost Dr. Who adventures. Cool tag steps in since there is no TARDIS tag
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(70)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The following takes place between Sober PM and Absolutely Screamingly Paralytic AM. Drunken binges occur in real time
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(10)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nic Cage's final resting place is a pyramid. Your interment is invalid
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(47)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston forced to travel by sea after tour promoter feared that she would want to get too close to the volcanic ash
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(9)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Christina Hendricks is America's "best-looking woman." I wonder why that is?
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Sat April 17, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
In honor of the new season premiering in the States tonight, here's some new concept art of the redesigned Daleks, and why Doctor Who season five is must-see television, besides the new, smoking hot, ginger companion of course
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(94)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kill it with fire
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(117)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Tiny Fey's biggest fans -- single women -- are suddenly turning on her for no reason. Men everywhere nod in sympathy and understanding
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(112)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
What happened to '60s sex kittens? Yea, you'd hit it
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(73)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
After the anticipated success of the independently produced Kick-Ass, it appears that other indie studios are now going to start lining up to make "edgier" comic books into movies
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(89)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ron Livingston talks about starring opposite Steve Carell, Paul Rudd and Zach Galifianakis in "Dinner for Schmucks." Jesus, if that's not the funniest movie of the year, somebody should lose their job
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(27)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nightline gets up close and personal with Sarah Silverman. Subby wishes his name was Nightline, ifn' ya know whuttamean
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(48)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
FBI in Missouri and L.A. investigated a murder for hire plot against Sandra Bullock, allegedly initiated by Bombshell McGee
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Please Please Please be awesome
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(47)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The best TV show you have never seen (unless you live in Medford)
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson impersonator arrested for doing his job too well
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(19)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Want to bet on the success of a new movie? Now you can
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(22)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In face of volcano, John Cleese travels from Oslo to Brussels by a) silly walking b) steam roller or c) $5,000 taxi ride
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(104)
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
When the headline is "Betty White in a Metal Bikini Wielding a Flaming Chainsaw While Riding a John Ritter Centaur," just go ahead and click it already
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(53)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Paul Verhoeven: "Robocop was a Jesus metaphor." I'll buy that for a dollar
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(64)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Geena Davis would love a "Beetlejuice" sequel. Michael Keaton could really use the work, it would keep Winona Rider away from retail stores and Jeffrey Jones away from computers for a while
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Fri April 16, 2010
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag's breast implants are so oversized, they could even "erode through the skin and be exposed, mandating [their] removal." Gaggity
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hot Mexican novella actress enters into sham marriage with U.S. pizza delivery guy to get green card, in today's episode of Stuff That Doesn't Happen to You
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(38)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Danny Glover arrested, apparently not too old for this shiat
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(54)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Alf gets tortured and dissected, dinosaurs go extinct and the town from Little House on the Prairie blows into flames: the seven most soul-crushing series finales in TV history
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(200)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Even Jon Favreau doesn't know what's going on in the Iron Man universe. Maybe he should ask Joss Whedon
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(29)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest wins Fox's Employee of the Month award after convincing the only talented contestant on "American Idol" this year not to quit
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Review for Death at a Funeral: "How does Chris Rock keep getting work?"
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
On the upside, they've finally emerged from New York's shadow to be recognized in their own right. On the downside, now all of America understands why the hate is justified
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Peter Billingsley turns 39 today. I'd say to buy him a Red Ryder BB Gun, but, well... we all know how that would turn out
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(33)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin on televising her pap smear: "You will not be seeing the actual part of the hoo-ha where the speculum will be going, because I don't want to have people vomiting... and I don't want to turn off my gays"
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(60)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Best Daily Show Clip EVAR, featuring the only guy out there that can make Jon Stewart beg for mercy
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(265)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
The inside story behind the biggest ladies man in television, and why all of the women are irresistibly drawn to his riot-provoking sexuality
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(107)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Actor Rupert Grint reflects on his career with the "Harry Potter" movies, looks forward to a future of declining fame, sci-fi conventions, drug addiction, then death in obscurity
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(62)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland was thrown out of a London strip club after getting into a fight with the staff. DAMMIT CHLOE, I'M RUNNING OUT OF SINGLES
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(34)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Geoff Johns talks Green Lantern, the future of DC Comics movies and never quite being as good as Marvel
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(53)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
So, Mickey Rourke is a crazy person, but we already knew that. What we didn't know was that he went way method to play Whiplash, going as far as to visit a Russian prison
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(30)
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall is too good-looking to play a prostitute, says director who has some eye problems he really should go to a doctor for
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(69)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Right-wing bloggers ask: Is "Glee" part of Hollywood's leftist propaganda machine?
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(141)
 
(NewsBusters)
 
 
 
CNN's Rick Sanchez thinks it's too cold in Iceland for a volcano. In English, that means he's an idiot
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(393)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Trebek: "And the answer is, 'This fake band will appear on the best episode ever of Celebrity Jeopardy.'" *buzz* Trebek: "Harry Shearer?" Shearer: "Who is Spinal Tap?"
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(64)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Sell movie studio in 1993 to Disney for $80 million. Buy movie studio back from Disney in 2010 for $600 million. Profit?
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(22)
 


Thu April 15, 2010
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Why do Americans refuse to not buy tickets to movies right wing bloggers don't want them to see?
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(236)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Foreign Iron Man 2 TV spot shows some new footage and completely ignores Gwyneth Paltrow, who will just have to go nourish her inner aspect with ice cream
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(48)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Well, Marvel has apparently decided to hand the keys to the store over to Joss Whedon, as they now have him rewriting the Captain America script
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(128)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In today's suspension of disbelief news, Zac Efron will play a drugrunner in his next movie. I bet it's a drugrunner who can sing, though
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(26)
 
(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
It's the annual crap shoot known as pilot season in Hollywood again. Here are a few concepts that don't completely suck
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(64)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Twilight: Eclipse is getting reshoots for some major scenes, adding more lip biting, meadow laying, longing gazes and terrible acting
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(63)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson cast in "lost" Stanley Kubrick movie about a mentally deranged axe murderer
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(78)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sandra "Kwanzaa Cake" Lee of the Food Network is not evil. Yeah, but this is from a guy who used Knorr powder to make Alfredo sauce for pasta
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(98)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Seth Rogen and Michel Gondry turn in a completed Green Hornet flick to Sony, who apparently had no idea they were in for a campy update and that Seth Rogen looks nothing like The Green Hornet
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(92)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Something about the Kardashian sisters and stripping. Whatever; I'm sure no one is really interested in such a thing
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(78)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Olivia Munn is quite possibly going to be Wasp in both Iron Man 2 and The Avengers. A little early for the stunt casting isn't it?
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(149)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Pirates of The Caribbean 4 will have mermaids
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(60)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin is sorry for having a sharp tongue. Tune in next week for her new hit series, "Kate Does Stuff on TV and Apologizes."
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(55)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Melissa and Tammy Etheridge have ended their nearly nine-year relationship, which is almost as long as 'Come to my Window' has been stuck in subby's head
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(84)
 
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
After forty-seven years, Tom Jones is allowed back in Wales, cleared of charges that he stole a famous chicken
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: "Ugly Betty" could end up on the silver screen
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(44)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
50 Cent is removing his tattoos like it's his birfday
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(35)
 
(MSN)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson has broken up with girlfriend Oksana Grigorieva. Or as he calls it, sugar splits
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(35)
 


Wed April 14, 2010
(Some Matlock)
 
 
 
Team Leno strikes back with the sound and fury of a fully-charged hoverchair
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(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I could give a flying crap about the political process." Making money, on the other hand, is to be taken very seriously, and controversy is its own coinage." says Glenn Beck
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(72)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Larry King files for divorce. This is not a repeat from 1992, 1984, 1967, 1162
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(52)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
The most important cover ever: Conan O'Brien tackles Radiohead's "Creep" (w/video)
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
What do you get when you combine The Time Traveler's Wife, a clinically insane hot blond, and lots and lots of chicken? Why, it's the latest episode of Lost
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(181)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Did Ryan Seacrest hit the complimentary wet bar and free coke bowl in the green room before "American Idol" last night?
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(44)
 
(Some Gaijin)
 
 
 
If Star Wars was envisioned by Akira Kurosawa, these are the toys we would have played with as kids
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(118)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The first fruit born to the unholy Disney-Marvel marriage will be an Ultimate Spider-man cartoon
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(25)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon's show is the greenest on TV, using recycled materials for the set as well as Fallon's monologue
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(23)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Argentina's first superhero is a coke addict who uses his crotch to activate his powers. Surprisingly, he isn't called Lohanman
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(17)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
"What I find fascinating is what other writers have already theorized -- that there wouldn't be much hand-wringing if the character was called Hit Boy"
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(59)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
SyFy has picked up WWE's Friday Night Smackdown, which is stupid and terrible, until you realize that means that they can now move two of their best shows from the Friday night time slot of death
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(122)
 
(Chinny Chin Chin)
 
 
 
Music director for American Idol leaving the show to become Jay Leno's bandleader. I guess it's true what they say; one bad career move will haunt you for the rest of your life
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(22)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Make sure you stay through the credits when you go to see Iron Man 2
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(70)
 
(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Michael J Fox says Parkinson's improved his life, speed at which his Polaroids develop
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(72)
 
(Life.com)
 
 
 
Hot actors 'in their youth'. Cave paintings of Abe Vigoda strangely absent
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(87)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
HBO renews "Treme" for a second season immediately after the season premiere. Behold the power of "The Wire"
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(97)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-ready showbiz headline: "Ricky Gervais' Sausage Feast"
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(32)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Yet another arrest warrant has been issued for Randy Quaid. Well, at least someone wants to see him
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(28)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese's next film will be in 3-D and feature Borat. Why do you hate us so much, Marty?
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Berkley is writing a self-help book targeted to girls with low self-esteem. Her solution? Grow breasts and star in a theatrically released softcore porn
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(68)
 


Tue April 13, 2010
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne will only eat organic meat, everything else
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(67)
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to buy David Lightman's IMSAI 8080 from "War Games," today's your day. If you haven't, then I don't know what the hell is wrong with you
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(64)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
ABC decides to supersize LOST finale night; Hurley pleased
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(210)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Far from being a cost-saving gimmick used by lazy writers to drag a series way past its time, Doctor Who's regenerations were inspired by LSD trips
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(129)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt as a "slacker with inherited wealth who's given the job of running a small Hamptons newspaper"? Only if he wears comic book t-shirts and sweat pants
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(22)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Not News: An actress who hates her body image. News: Because she lost weight. Spiffy: She would rather be curvy
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(78)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon is in final negotiations to direct The Avengers, this time they're serious too
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(100)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
The Chinese understand American comedians about as well as Americans understand Chinese assembly instructions
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(40)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Germany's "The Human Centipede" might be the most disgusting horror film of all time...at least until Germany next releases a horror film
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(134)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
How far has Lindsay Lohan sunk? She's been deleted from the cover of the Mean Girls video game. Tag is for the fact that a Mean Girls video game exists
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(36)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Mistress of Jesse James kept a shirt with his, um, "DNA" on it in case he denied the affair
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(77)
 
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
NBC picks up the fourth Law and Order franchise, "Law and Order: LA." It will consist entirely of cases involving police beatings
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britney Spears releases un-shopped photos of herself alongside the shopped version. The un-shopped photos reveal wider hips, a slightly larger posterior, and an extra toe
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sigourney Weaver says "Avatar" got robbed of Best Picture because "it's fashionable to give it to a movie nobody saw"
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(172)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
20 bad sci-fi films that had one incredibly cool scene. And yes, "Welcome to Erf" is included
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(207)
 
(Examiner)
 
Video
 
Conan O'Brien performs the disco classic "I Will Survive" on the first night of his live tour, and it's enough to reduce a grown man to tears
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(58)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Eliza Dushku isn't just a pretty face -- she also competes in triathlons (pics from an event on Sunday)
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(58)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Eliot Spitzer's former prostitute agrees to pose for Playboy. IN YOUR FACE Kate Gosselin
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(49)
 
(Some Surgery Addict)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag says she will be a "huge action star." That's about as likely as her husband being a successful dramatic actor
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(58)
 
(Digitalspy)
 
 
 
Kevin Eubanks is escaping the gravitational pull of Leno's chin
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
David Duchovny still thinks there's one installment left in the X-Files. Subby wants to believe
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(62)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Breast implants reject Amy Winehouse
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(57)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
His body may be old and frail, but thankfully, Hugh Hefner is still in his right mind
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jeff Daniels wants to go on tour with Jeff Bridges in the hopes that you'll stop confusing the two of them
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(55)
 
(comedy central)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert is seriously ticked off at the editor of Wiki-leaks and chews him a new one for making US soldiers look bad
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(1126)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson creates first vegan shake for 'Millions of Milkshakes' chain. And by the l ( . ) ( . ) ks of it, she's really excited about it
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(57)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Seagal solicits sex slaves by the sea shore
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(97)
 


Mon April 12, 2010
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson chopped her hair off. For those who thought her hair was her only saving grace...think again. The look is kinda hot. (pics)
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(242)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
DirecTV to air all five seasons of "The Wire", commercial-free and uncut
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(104)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Who wins and who loses in the Conan-to-TBS deal?
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(105)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
The National Enquirer misses out on a Pulitzer Prize. But Hank Williams wins one. Dig him up, boys
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you don't like 3D movies, then something is wrong with you. That, or you know, the whole concept is crap
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(98)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Here's your mental image for the day: John Tesh dated Oprah
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 amusing TV screenshots, or handy photos for any given Fark thread
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(79)
 
(TV By The Numbers)
 
 
 
Weather Channel announces new prime-time shows for fall 2010 season: "Mavericky Storm Chasers," "Tweet the Weather People," "World's Wildest Weather," and "CSI Meteorologists"
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(28)
 
(Bloody Disgusting)
 
 
 
It seems AMC is doing a series on Robert Kirkman's "Walking Dead" which by itself is awesome, but you throw in Brandon Routh, who has totally redeemed himself on Chuck, and you've got yourself a badass show
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(76)
 
(NME)
 
 
 
Demi Moore will play Miley Cyrus's mother in an upcoming film that may or may not be a sequel to Striptease
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(50)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman lives in a tiny craphole, doesn't care about money, and was so depressed as a teen she took 16 Xanax a day. Doodie
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(83)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
O'Brien Lenos Lopez
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(171)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The new Green Lantern movie is either going to be incredibly cool or incredibly bad: Hal Jordan's body will be made entirely CGI, with Ryan Reynolds using motion capture as his suit
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(80)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
North American eyebleach sales expected to triple. Yes, Lady Gaga is coming to a city near you
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Debbie Reynolds believes Marilyn Monroe was murdered. In other news, it's the 1960s again
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(46)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Oprah does not do stairs."
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(65)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The Top 10 reasons to wish David Letterman a happy 63rd birthday
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(20)
 
(digitalspy.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dr. Drew: "Lindsay Lohan should be arrested and sent to rehab." Lindsay Lohan: "Dr. Drew is a quack and a sell-out. Please tell him to stop"
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(78)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jiminy Cricket squished at 76
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(26)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Ebert recalls writing the Sex Pistols script with Malcolm McLaren and Russ Meyer. The Pistols had an allowance of 5 quid a week
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(32)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Vanessa Hudgens joins the cast of Rent even though Hair would have been a more appropriate choice
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(100)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Courtney Love impressed with Jessica Simpson, twist-off caps on booze bottles
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(19)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just like in high school, your attention span for Greek mythology was only two weeks before your focus shifted to date night
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(40)
 

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