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Sun April 04, 2010
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
When it's time to party, JAMES CAAN ALWAYS PARTIES HARD
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Cameron Crowe: "Would you like to play Marvin Gaye in a biopic I'm directing?" Will Smith: "AW, HELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL NO."
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
More like Cash of the Titans, am I right?
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(40)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
It only took 70 minutes to break down The Phantom Menace and explain why it was horrible. So it's not really surprising that it takes 90 minutes to explain Attack of the Clones
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(380)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twenty of the greatest pop culture rabbits of all time, including the sultry Jessica Rabbit and the delightful Bugs. Hoppy Easter, everyone
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(49)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Victoria Jackson willingly attends tea party gatherings "for one purpose only - to save my country. But, it helps if there's an added incentive, like a free T shirt or meeting Sarah Palin"
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(100)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A rare photo of Cher without her makeup? I wonder what she looks like (click) "GAAAAAAHHH"
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(86)
 
(Trojan Warrior)
 
 
 
Torrent site sends appropriate packages to the RIAA and MPAA
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(32)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wayne Newton, struggling for cash, has landed his own reality TV show, tentatively called "This All Goes to the IRS"'
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(14)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan finally pulls back the curtain on his upcoming movie "Inception." It's basically James Bond in cyberspace, where heists involve stealing people's dreams
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(51)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Critics: This Hollywood retrofitting 3D craze makes movies like Clash of the Titans unwatchable. American public: Shut up, it's wicked cool
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(48)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Nic Cage's acting style was transformed by Miles Davis. Your argument is invalid
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(10)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 10 most unfortunate Masters of the Universe toys. Yes, Moss Man made the list
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(49)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Aykroyd to Murray: Stop being a jerk and do Ghostbusters 3. I need the money
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(82)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Jason Lee's ex-wife says everything you would expect about Tom Cruise, John Travolta, and Scientology
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(111)
 


Sat April 03, 2010
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
"XXX: The Return of Xander Cage" will be in 3D. That's so farking EXTREME. Tag is for the movie being made in the first place
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(72)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The 17 best science fiction-movie Easter Eggs
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(93)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Oh, for the love of...seriously? You have 3D tech and THIS is how you use it?
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(99)
 
(Rose is Pretty Hot)
 
 
 
Charlie $heen accu$ed of leaking the rumor he wa$ leaving Two and a Half Men, though producer$ aren't certain why
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(35)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tia Carrere has filed for divorce. SHA-WING
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(61)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Watching Sarah Palin leached of all of her scorching, spitting political energy is like watching a National Geographic show about sleeping reindeer"
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(96)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The cool side of having too much time on your hands: 100 Pixar characters drawn to scale
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(34)
 


Fri April 02, 2010
(Some Muggle)
 
 
 
Children at the White House Easter Egg Roll are in for a treat: JK Rowling will read from the first Harry Potter novel. HOPEICUS CHANGICUS
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(84)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
Charlie's an Angel
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Christian Bale seeks US citizenship. OHHHHHH, GOOD FOR *YOU*
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sparks insults Cormac McCarthy's writing. Yes, you read that right
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(128)
 
(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
Six of the saddest movies ever made. I've seen none of them, but they can't be sadder than Grave of the Fireflies, can they? Please, tell me they can't be
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(419)
 
(Warming Glow)
 
 
 
"Like Jersey Shore, but with old people." Do not want
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(34)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Movie theaters are trying to do their best to accomodate family's affected by autism by having special "Autism-Friendly" screenings. First up: a three-day film fest featuring the movies of Jenny McCarthy and Jim Carrey
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(52)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Demented and sad but social: 'The Breakfast Club Musical' takes to the stage in Chicago
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(27)
 
(The Times of India)
 
 
 
Yes, it's a slideshow. But, it's a slideshow of Bollywood's perfect 10s. No sandwiches required
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(107)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nick Jonas and Selena Gomez have broken up, they said it was due to the fact they both wanted to see other men
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(38)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
NPH as the Riddler, Groundhog Day as a thriller, and other things that should be real
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(51)
 
(NY Observer)
 
 
 
The early reviews say "Clash of the Titans" will be a kraken good time but don't bother with the 3D
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(79)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Captain America has his Bucky Barnes, which is nowhere near as gay as it sounds
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sam Worthington was irritated with a cast member on the set of Clash of the Titans. The focus of his wrath? Bubo, the coolest f*cking character in the whole damned film. I mean, he's a mechanical owl; how can you hate that?
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Sorry Johnny, being John Malkovich means you got pwned by Madoff like everyone else, thanks for playing
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(23)
 
(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne announced that she will have her breast implants removed. Ozzy was available for comment but we all know how that goes
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(12)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
S. Epatha Merkerson, the actress who has been with the "Law & Order" series longer than any other cast member, is leaving the show. This is her story. *DONK DONK*
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(70)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Robert Redford has mixed feelings about Blu-ray technology, horseless carriages
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New film described as 'crime against cinema...twisted, cynical, and revels in the abuse of childhood'. Also suggests of the lead character that 'Paedophiles are going to adore her'. Guess the film
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(143)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The entire Whedonverse is now available by way of streaming video on Netflix. Massive JOSS ROCKS/SUCKS flamewar to the right
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(183)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Robin Williams manages to do something dumber than "Bicentennial Man"
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(70)
 


Thu April 01, 2010
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Best picture of seven crotches you'll see all week
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Remember how Jennifer Aniston ruled out the use of Botox? Yeah, not so much
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Unable to squeeze one more drunken sex joke out of the show, Charlie Sheen says he might be leaving Two and a Half Men
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(50)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Curvy Dita Von Teese may not have had sense to avoid dating Marilyn Manson, but she does have sense enough not to get a tattoo
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(103)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Every Hollywood star wants you to think they do their own stunts. John Cusack insists he really spent the 80's doing the Super Bowl Shuffle on 'shrooms
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(18)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Critic at FilmDrunk recreates the plot of Miley Cyrus' new movie using only blurbs from scathing reviews
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(31)
 
(IESB.COM)
 
 
 
Avengers to be directed by Joss Whedon? As long as Nathan Fillion is somehow involved with the movie Subby's sold
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(63)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke has a Cockatoo. Your argument is invalid
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan knew his days as James Bond were numbered after watching Matt Damon in "The Bourne Identity," Madonna in "Die Another Day"
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(60)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Behold, the Port-a-Tardis
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(28)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Even Kevin Bacon loses family arguments. They probably give him the third degree
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(16)
 
(Las Vegas Review-Journal)
 
 
 
Legendary actor Tony Curtis reveals his painter's soul, clean underwear
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(26)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Liam Neeson loves it when a plan comes together. Brand new A-Team trailer = win
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(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Replica Ferrari featured in Ferris Bueller's Day Off will be up for auction. If you have the means, I highly recommend picking one up
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(65)
 
(Multichannel)
 
 
 
Unable to escape Mauschwitz, Ashley Tisdale will reprise her "High School Musical" character on Disney Channel series
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(41)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga has specific plans for her 24th birthday. Yes, they involve alcohol. Yes, they involve urine
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(64)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Endtimes for kittens commences as Anna Paquin announces that she's bisexual
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(191)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag have given themselves Indian names. Names reportedly to be: "Spastic goat beard yelling ass" and "deer eyed dumb as rock"
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(61)
 


Wed March 31, 2010
(Some Unfunny Demographic)
 
 
 
Jay Leno says that both he and Conan O'Brien were "screwed" by NBC. Um...I'm pretty sure you aren't the one forced to go to a second-rate network, Chinno
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(119)
 
(BDCwire)
 
 
 
'Transformers 3' is scouting Gary, Ind. for locations to film. Tough choice picking the real loser here
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katy Perry doesn't need to record music anymore, she just has to keep wearing these red bikinis two sizes too small. Subby will be in his makeshift fappatorium (may be not safe for work, for some)
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(88)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hangover 2 has been confirmed
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(62)
 
(Epic Win FTW)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton divides by Wil Wheaton
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(70)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Sims creator wants you to write his TV show. Everyone tragically drowns in the first episode when someone removes the pool ladder
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(81)
 
(Some OCDumbass)
 
 
 
Before he was an awful actor, Benjamin McKenzie was an awful waiter
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(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus once stole a bunch of cocks
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(55)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio set to step into the dress of J. Edgar Hoover in an upcoming biopic to be directed by Clint Eastwood
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(18)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie is a crazy b****
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(91)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Screenwriter David Mills has died at age 49. If you ever watched an episode of ER or TV's best drama ever, The Wire, you've seen his work
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(59)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Why is it so hard for the movies to get Frankenstein right? Well, first off, it's Fronkensteen
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kal Penn trades the White House for more White Castle in "Harold & Kumar 3D"
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(32)
 
(Janet Charlton's Hollywood)
 
 
 
Cast of "Jersey Shore" will film next season at a posh Miami Hotel with "300 thread count Belgian linens," which is about 290 count more than those chuckleheads deserve
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(70)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Glee" to feature songs by Lady Gaga. The only way to make this thing gayer would be to perform it naked on a Castro Street parade float
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(53)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Not news: There's a "bridezilla" involved in planning Katy Perry/Russell Brand wedding. Fark: It's Russell Brand
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(30)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert on new Nicholas Sparks/Miley Cyrus movie: "Sparks also said his novels are like Greek Tragedies. This may actually be true. I can't check it out because, tragically, no really bad Greek tragedies have survived."
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Since today is Christopher Walken's birthday, here are his 10 most memorable movie scenes
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(122)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
After teaching young girls to slut it up for decades, Madonna wishes Lourdes would dress more conservatively
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(54)
 
(Dr. No)
 
 
 
Not content with allowing Daniel Craig to ruin the Bond franchise, producers are looking to have Lady Gaga record the next Bond theme song
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(185)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Fans of "Lost" more annoyed at the ticking count-down clock for "V" that was on the screen last night than the fact that they've been jerked around by Lost's writers for six years
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(420)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you release the birth certificate
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(27)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Thanks to Twitter and Chris Hemsworth on the red carpet, we have all sorts of information on the upcoming Thor movie, such as; yes, that is Thor in the Iron Man 2 trailer
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(18)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jesse James' biker friends to ride in support of, um, well, cheating on your wife with a tattooed Nazi skank
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Clash of the Titans review: "A distinctly average, incredibly disappointing, soulless film"
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(Blockbuster Buzz)
 
 
 
Predators: Concept art for Predator Hound. Plus a video chat w/Robert Rodriguez
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(55)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag denies that she's splitting up with Spencer Pratt, insists that she loves him with all her plastic
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(43)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Kick-Ass" director Matthew Vaughn defends the ass-kicking nature of his movie: "If I didn't put the controversy in, the fans would have killed me"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sam Worthington wore Payless shoes to the Academy Awards, managed to look less dopey than the ceremony's dance numbers
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Some Alphabet)
 
 
 
ABC renews Castle for a third, undoubtedly awesome season. WHERE IS YOUR WHEDON NOW, BROWNCOATS?
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Anna Faris to star in Private Benjamin remake. Really Hollywood? Private Farking Benjamin?
source: riskybusiness.hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Jesse James checks into treatment facility. In other news, scientists seem to have found a cure for douchebaggery
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(83)
 


Tue March 30, 2010
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Glenn Beck fans outwitted by frat boys
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(178)
 
(Some Hottie)
 
 
 
Jesse James' worst week ever is about to get even worse: Sandra Bullock is filing for divorce. In other news, Sandra Bullock is technically single
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
Media outlets already have an obituary written for Lindsay Lohan. It's the same one they have written for Amy Winehouse, Mischa Barton, and David Hasselhoff
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(40)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Lohan is terrified his daughter Lindsay will die without intervention. Certainly her be$t intere$t$ are in hi$ heart
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(23)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Inexplicably, the producer of Levi Johnston's upcoming reality series thinks people will want to watch it if he describes it as "'Jersey Shore' on ice"
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(33)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
The "Twilight Saga" is getting ready to expand with a new book and possible spin-off movie. Oh, for fark's sake
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(94)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Chelsea Handler has a TV show, three books on the NY Times best-seller list, and is featured on magazine covers. This raises the question: WHY?
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(118)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
A movie based on the E*Trade Baby. Fark It, Subby will meet you on the mountain top
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(56)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Dan Harmon, creator of "Community": "Spielberg is a moron"
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(117)
 
(Some Yaley)
 
 
 
James Franco accepted into Yale. He'll have to leave his bed pillow behind, though
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Rip Torn pleads not guilty to bank robbing charges, which raises the question: Which is worse, robbing a bank or admitting you were so drunk you mistook a bank for your own house?
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(34)
 
(Some Idiot from a Stupid Movie)
 
 
 
Jon Heder drops out of new sitcom for Comedy Central, undoubtedly after realizing he has no place anywhere near the word "Comedy"
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Will Smith is on board for not one, but two Independence Day sequels? Didn't that one kind of end, pretty definitively?
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(243)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso to Sean Penn about his respect and admiration for Hugo Chavez: STFU
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
In SyFy's next original movie, Greg Brady and pop singer Tiffany battle Mega Piranha. Of course
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(64)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart may get her own cable channel that will give every woman who watches it nightmares about their inadequacy as a wife, mother and homemaker
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(33)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
"Hot Tub Time Machine" is a nihilistic Hollywoodist liberal smug fest that sneers at the 80's, makes fun of "Red Dawn," and has a smarter-than-thou attitude meant to discombobumalate Real Americans
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(232)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CNN's prime-time ratings plunged by 50 percent in past year, despite well-regarded wall-to-wall disaster coverage of Haiti, Chile, and Congress
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(77)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Reggie Bush dumped Kim Kardashian over her sex tape. As far as celebrity break-up reasons go, that's pretty bizarre
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(104)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "Dark Crystal 2" in production. Hey wait, that's pretty cool
source: joblo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Kate Gosselin incessantly needles her man on reality show, causing him to abandon her. No, the other reality show
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(117)
 
(Some Doctor)
 
 
 
Eriq La Salle will appear on the series finale of 24. Umm...why the hell does this matter? It's not like he's going to revisit the character he made a household name in Coming to America
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Let me entertain you...." *thud*
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(38)
 


Mon March 29, 2010
(io9)
 
 
 
Good news all you Firefly fans, the original writers of the show are returning to the 'Verse with a new anthology featuring all new stories
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(143)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Carrie Prejean adds "paying her PR firm" to the long list of things she opposes on dubious religious grounds
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(52)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
♫ Livin' La Vida Homo ♫
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(155)
 
(Comics Alliance)
 
 
 
The goofiest Bat-Gadgets of all time. Come for the Police Whistle Batarang, stay for the Batpoon
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(35)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Godzilla is coming back in 2012; maybe that's what the Mayans were talking about?
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(65)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett's assets mishandled
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(26)
 
(Some Idiot)
 
 
 
Levi Johnston is pitching a new reality TV show, tentatively entitled "Child Support Payment for My Two Kids"
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Fourth comes forward as Jesse James' mistress. Lists herself as "beautiful model and business woman" yet we all know that "beautiful model" = porn star and "business woman" = charges for sex
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Michael Jackson bodyguard fired. And not a moment too soon
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Peaches Geldof fired as an underwear model due to reported use of heroin, which is about as common to models as cigarettes and sleazy eurotrash boyfriends
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Star Trek 2 will start filming by the end of the year, claims Simon Pegg. As if engineers give good estimates
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What will Chris Evans' Captain America look like? Subby's guessing it will look something like the Human Torch
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Iron Man 3 may come out before the new Avengers film
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Good: Miley Cyrus will release one more album and then quit music entirely. Bad: To focus on her film career
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They tore up the big screen, then tore it up backstage: "Burton, Harris, O'Toole and Ollie Reed were the greatest drinkers of all time"
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Producers have found yet another way to earn cash off the Harry Potter films: rerelease them in 3-D
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The most hated filmmaker in Hollywood isn't a fat socialist from Detroit or a former boxer from Germany. He's the guy who brought racism to CGI and squandered a metric assload of fan goodwill
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14 foot long T-Rex robot goes on Japanese morning show and onto subbie's gift registry
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Why "24" had to be axed
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Supermodel Kate Moss is set to make her stage debut in a Shakespeare play. Inexplicably, she will not be playing the part of Hamlet's fencing sword
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Lindsay Lohan is such a trainwreck, even her FEET can't lay off the white stuff
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Screenwriter writes apology for "Battlefield Earth" but admits he's strangely proud of it: "Because out of all the sucky movies, mine is the suckiest"
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Katy Perry is just a hop, skip, and a jump away from leaping out of this dress and you stopped reading this headline, so I'm just going to borrow your car and $25,000 and drive to Mexico. Thanks a lot, see you next time
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Joan Collins was forced to take cocaine, star in "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 75 movie & TV remakes currently going through the Hollywood system. Or: how some of your finest childhood memories are about to be butchered
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