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Sun March 21, 2010
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(Pop Rox Nation)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans create cooler stuff than what Lucasfilm licensing can ever dream up
source: poproxnation.thekartel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
It'll get worse before it gets better. Much, much worse: More NJ-based reality shows on the way
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(15)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Zombieland writers talk Deadpool, G.I. Joe 2 and Zombieland 2. Plus list all the people who turned down a cameo in the original film
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(86)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Stuff so secret, we can't talk about it. Also we forgot what it was
 
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Columbo to sue construction company. Behold the power of Falk
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(25)
 
(Some Tween)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus says she hates being a product
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(79)
 
(Disnology)
 
 
 
Orlando has run out of ideas: Disney may be rebooting "Honey I Shrunk the Kids"
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(40)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Bounty Hunter, Wimpy Kid no match for Alice, The Mad Hatter, or The White Queen
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(43)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Trailer for the new Futurama episode. All glory to the Hypnotoad
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(66)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Actress said she "wanted to die" while filming Twilight: Eclipse. Yeah, but making that film is a decision that will follow you to your grave, sweetheart
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(51)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tim Burton believes Hollywood will oversaturate the market with 3-D films, given filmmakers have a tendency to run every idea into the ground. Like using Johnny Depp for every f*cking film they make
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(55)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why Tina Fey is the 'the sex symbol for every man who reads without moving his lips'
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(124)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson happy to be free of makeup, dignity after "Twilight"
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(17)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hitler finds out that he will not get to meet Sandra Bullock at the German premiere of Blindside (profanity in text)
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(53)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
And here we have 15-year old Angelina Jolie purple monkey dishwasher
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(54)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hogwarts Castle burns down after a special-effect goes wrong on new Harry Potter movie. Snape did it
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 greatest Saturday morning cartoons in history to the left. Reasonable and sane debates to the right (link images in sidebar somewhat not safe for work
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(198)
 
(Just Jared)
 
 
 
39-year-old former MADtv comedienne Nicole Sullivan unveils her post-baby bikini body in new ad campaign
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(44)
 


Sat March 20, 2010
(Who?)
 
 
 
Like the rest of us, John Barrowman thinks an Americanized version of Torchwood is a bad idea
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Jesse James's Alleged Mistress Is Laying Low." Great, now Mrs. Low is going to be upset
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(39)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
"What are those?" "Oh, I call them H.P. Lovecraft's Elder Gods. You know...for kids"
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(22)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz will be playing the daughter of Ian McShane's Blackbeard in the new "Pirates of The Caribbean". In related news, Orlando Bloom has been promoted to assistant manager at Arby's
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(40)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Most awesome tattoo you'll see today
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(204)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell is headed back to daytime TV. Where is your God now?
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Bonitis)
 
 
 
The Eight Greatest Futurama Minor Characters. You mean, like Fry? Like Fry. Like Fry
source: geekosystem.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Neil Patrick Harris says there will be a Dr. Horrible 2, but it won't be online, instead it will be a major motion picture
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(41)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
13 child actors who didn't end up working at a drycleaner, robbing a video store, doing porn, and overdosing on prescription meds
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(101)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
The role of Captain America is now Chris Evans' to lose. Well, at least it's not Channing farking Tatum
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(60)
 
(Some Zod)
 
 
 
Eddy Barrows will join hack writer J. Michael Straczynski in ruining the Superman franchise
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres arranges $30,000 scholarship for lesbian teen who's prom was cancelled. She even offers to pay for a replacement prom
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(165)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Demi Moore and that ugly chick from My Big Fat Greek Wedding save one of their Twitter followers from committing suicide. Dammit, the last thing those two need is a fanbase
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(34)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Brittany Murphy's husband and mother were very concerned with her prescription drug use. So concerned, they assumed aliases and used multiple pharmacies to assist her in getting over 100 different prescriptions filled
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(34)
 
(Some Doctor Who Fan)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who trailer reveals just how emo and awful the new Doctor will be, and how hot his redheaded companion is
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(140)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Sandra Bullock speaks fluent German. Schwïng!
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(116)
 


Fri March 19, 2010
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
You can't remake the Rockford Files, says John Nolte...holy hell, the man has written something that actually makes sense
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(37)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
The producers of the Captain America movie aren't farking around anymore, they're serious this time. The list to play Cap is down to three people. They think you'll be pleasantly supr...oh Jesus H. Christ, are you farking kidding me?
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(106)
 
(Some Block of Wood)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart "stressed" at portraying Joan Jett accurately. Yeah, kid, acting is tough the first time around
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(54)
 
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
Snooki's image tarnished by report revealing that she was charged in a friend's drunk driving death in 2004. Just kidding, this doesn't surprise anyone
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(51)
 
(Mr. Moviephone)
 
 
 
Movie rule # 74: In every film in which he appears, it must rain on John Cusack
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(51)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Never before has such a polarizing, confusing question been asked: "Which science fiction franchise's fans can offer the best sex advice?" Difficulty: not a trick question
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(54)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
The hottest picture of Katy Perry wearing an Oscar the Grouch snuggie you will see in the history of your life today
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(71)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
A quick rundown on just what Jonah Hex is actually about. You know, it's a pretty cool comic book, it's going to be a lot more than just Megan Fox being a hooker, I mean it's....I lost you at Megan Fox being a hooker, didn't I?
source: movies.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Powell's)
 
 
 
Nicholas Sparks compares himself to Hemingway. Oh, right....'cause when you think of Hemingway, you think of pussified leading men, syrupy, obvious, chick-friendly plots, and sixth-grade reading comprehension levels
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(74)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert reviews The Runaways: "An all-girl rock band goes on the road, hits the charts but crashes from drugs. This is the plot of a 1970 film named 'Beyond the Valley of the Dolls'..."
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(45)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson says we will be shocked by next career move: "I'm putting my hands in different things"
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(75)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
10 years ago today, Bryan Singer's X-Men was released, marking the beginning of a new era in superhero and comic book films
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(78)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Journey's ex-singer offended by Sarah Silverman's humor but surprisingly, not by his back catalog
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(78)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Australia gives $1.5m to help fund a television show about a bong-smoking dog having sex with dead animals, a stuffed bear, and the neighbours cat, tentatively titled "the most awesome program ever"
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(17)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Entertainment industry to use words like "unauthorised downloading" after it was determined that "piracy" sounds kind of cool and sexy
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(77)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil becomes a grandpa. I mean, that baby is more wrinkled than a raisin in Nacogdoches. I mean, that's crazier than a blue-tick hound eatin' hisself a lollipop at Sundee School. I mean, do you even GET what I'm saying?
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(24)
 
(Prefix Mag)
 
 
 
Fox News lady wants new Lady Gaga video outlawed because it encourages predators and is "poison for the minds of our kids" (with vid)
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(105)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
It gets better - Jesse James' tattooed mistress is also a nazi. Nice
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(309)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag fires her psychic/manager and will manage her career from now on. Even I don't have to be a psychic to know where this is leading
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(18)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Remaking Overboard, really? Well I guess it wasn't a horrible movie, oh and Goldie Hawn was in it, so you could get Kate Hudson to do her mom's role and....Jennifer Lopez? That's the stupidest farking thing I've ever heard
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(53)
 
(TK421)
 
 
 
It's like basements everywhere cried out and were suddenly emptied
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(67)
 
(Hold Me Like You Did on Naboo)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman's career has finally hit rock bottom: she's starring in a romantic comedy alongside Ashton Kutcher
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
15 movies that aren't on DVD but should be
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(233)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers anounces that every major movie they release from now on will be in 3D. This means every movie, including the third Batman film. Damn you, James Cameron. Damn you to hell
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(98)
 
(retroCrush)
 
 
 
1971 comic book panel shows Robin knows Spider-Man is Peter Parker
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(42)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Octomom is really bad at math
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(72)
 


Thu March 18, 2010
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Sarah Palin is a private citizen who just wants to be left alone to have a reality show on A&E or the Discovery Channel
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(201)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
India - where people drink from the contaminated Ganges river and often bathe in cow urine - is considering banning Lindsay Lohan, because, hey, even they know where to draw the line
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(44)
 
(Some Peanut)
 
 
 
Skeet Ulrich has signed on to star in a CBS medical drama that will probably be cancelled quicker than Jericho
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Man outs himself to the world to say that Lady Gaga stole some songs, her stage name, and other assorted things from him to the tune of $35 million
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(32)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Fox is trying to lure Bryan Singer back from Warner Bros. in order to direct "X-Men: The First Class," and maybe even Wolverine 2
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson, humanity at large baffled by fan gifts
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(25)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Feldman now officially milking Haim's death for all it's worth
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(38)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Boy George on the time he met Lady Gaga: "I was like, 'Oh my God' You know, I've been that woman'"
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(15)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Another part of your childhood just died (if you're old). Fess Parker dead at age 85
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(50)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jesse James issues public apology to Sandra Bullock and her family; says the "vast majority" of allegations against him are "untrue and unfounded"
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(94)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
ABC airs first teenage male same-sex kiss on US network TV, but it was on Ugly Betty so it's unlikely anybody saw it to complain
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(25)
 
(Some Six)
 
 
 
Ron Moore says Caprica's ratings could be better. Yeah, well, so could the writing
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(116)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Tim Burton to make a stop-motion, 3D Addams Family movie. Subby will give you three guesses at who plays Gomez and Morticia, but you'll only need two
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(125)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Hank Azaria has been cast as Gargamel in the upcoming live action Smurfs movie. That's actually pretty smurfy
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(41)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Conan fanboys: "the ratings were good enough... He'll be a star on Fox". Fox Affiliates: "Conan? No thanks, we'd rather run reruns of other shows, like The Office. Yes, the crappy US version"
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin having a war of words with a fat, disgusting ungrateful little pig of a journalist
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Yeah right... like the guy in the three thousand dollar pants is going to get the girl from "Parks & Recreation" pregnant again. COME ON
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(56)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
If, while watching District 9 you said to yourself, "I wonder how this would look if it were Mexico and monsters, instead of South Africa and aliens," you're really weird and, as fate would have it, in luck
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(41)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Cartoon Network beats MSNBC, CNN, probably because its characters are more believable
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(49)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The ten worst comic book movies of all time. Seriously, how hard could it be to make a good movie about The Punisher?
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(129)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Inspired by "Muppet Babies," George Lucas says he wants to do "Star Wars Babies." No, seriously. This isn't an early April Fool's joke
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(92)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
NBC making some big changes to the casting of "Parks and Rec" and "The Office", which you'd be concerned about if you actually watched either of those shows
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(113)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon orders more episodes of "iCarly," giving star Miranda Cosgrove a multi-million-dollar contract that enables her to buy and sell any of your lame asses
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(103)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Val Kilmer apparently preparing for some unannounced upcoming role in a Meat Loaf biopic
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart: "He's just like our last president". Texas school board member: "Somebody needs to stand up to the experts" Jon Stewart: "Wow he really is just like our last president."
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(453)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Ghostbusters 3 gets slimed by Columbia Pictures, who want to exorcise Ivan Reitman as director
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 genuinely sexy movie characters. Sorry, Megan
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(195)
 
(Digitalspy)
 
 
 
Kendra Wilkinson criticizes Kate Gosselin of being an unfit mother because she's whoring herself out for a TV show
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson would love to play James Bond one day. Possible film titles include "Emopussy," "Tomorrow Never Sparkles," and "You Only Brood Seventy Million Times"
source: chinadaily.com.cn   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Caine: "I've never been completely naked and I won't ever do it"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Teaser poster for 'The Expendables' ... the tag is because "Cool" isn't good enough
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(79)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Forest Whitaker credits his 80-pound weight loss to a vegetarian diet, thinks about changing his name to "Leaf"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Proof that men are stupid and will cheat on even the hottest woman: Jesse James has been f*cking around on Sandra Bullock
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(243)
 
(I Think It Was Dark Angel)
 
 
 
Nicholas Brendon, best known for his role as...I dunno, some douche in that one Joss Whedon show with the strong chick, was arrested and tased in Los Angeles
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(74)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Marie Osmond is a little bit country and a little bit collapsed from grief
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(34)
 
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Ryan Seacrest's balls grew right before our eyes last night when he confronted Simon. How much did they grow, you say? They grew three sizes that day
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(83)
 


Wed March 17, 2010
(Gawker)
 
Video
 
Jimmy Kimmel and David Letterman may still hate Jay Leno, but not enough to stop talking about it
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(36)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Warehouse 13 actors Eddie McClintock and Joanne Kelly sit down and talk being awesome
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(20)
 
(Pop Rox Nation)
 
 
 
There's a turning point where your massive collection of junk goes from "You have no life" to "We now bow down before your awesomeness"
source: poproxnation.thekartel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
While "Modern Family" gets all the praise, ABC's other family sitcom, "The Middle," isn't that bad: The dad isn't a buffoon and they're middle-class schlubs like us
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(110)
 
(Some Model)
 
 
 
Kate Moss addicted to an "online chat website." So, what's her Fark handle?
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 
(Some Sparrow)
 
 
 
Extras cast in Pirates of the Carribean 4 must have "real breasts." This sounds great until you realize they're talking about men
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
'Wonder Years' star McKellar expecting subby's baby
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Supermodels then and how they look now. You won't be disappointed
source: nbcphiladelphia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Hey NBC affiliates, I've got good news and bad news. The good news: Your ratings are up 45% at 10pm now that Leno's moved. The bad news: You're still in fourth
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(33)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
If you think the Captain America casting is a clusterfark, well, you're right, but so were these other movies and they turned out alright, most of them at least
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(31)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
After all these years, Michael Caine is still one bad motherfarker. Samuel L. Jackson would be wise to pay attention
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(72)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Mackenzie Phillips gets herself made-over. Papa would be so proud
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(46)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart has a wicked temper, feeds guinea pig fricassee to children, and thinks her dog committed suicide
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(44)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Syfy picks up "Scare Tactics" hosted by Tracy Morgan, raising the question: Why haven't Syfy's top executives been arrested for criminal incompetence and general idiocy?
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(98)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney Spears ends romantic relationship with agent Jason Trainwreck... uhh, I mean, Trawick
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Conan's "Legally Prohibited" tour set to be filmed for a documentary feature. Because the Masturbating Bear's onboard, let's hope they don't go 3D on this one
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(39)
 
(Some Gandolf)
 
 
 
Ian McKellen says The Hobbit will begin its overproduced and boring filming in June. Still nothing about the Magneto prequel, I see
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(122)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Dear Hollywood. Please can we have fewer films with talking CG animals in them now?
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taylor Lautner found to have a previously unknown twin brother
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(25)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Leo helps Kate through split." Well, you see, when an actor and an actress love each other very, very much, he takes his passenger steamship and rams it into her iceberg
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(59)
 
(Sy-Fy has no real Sci-Fi)
 
 
 
Sy-Fy in talks with Ron Moore to further rape the corpse that is Battlestar Galactica
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(177)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Todd Bridges: "I worked four different hotels and I had five girls that worked on the streets." Whatchoo talkin' bout?
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(28)
 
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: My terrifying near-death experience
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(89)
 


Tue March 16, 2010
(The Faster Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas, but the French are adapting Haruki Murakami's Norwegian Wood, so that's pretty cool
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Seven years after his death, Mr. Rogers is making a comeback in Pittsburgh. Including a $3 million statue of Fred tying his shoes
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Zac Efron is one of those rare breeds of stars in Hollywood: responsible
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(51)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Kevin Smith's submission to "Night of 140 Tweets" featuring his new toy. (Not safe for work)
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(45)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. to get really high (into space)
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(12)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The Periodic Table of Sci-Fi has all the right elements of your favorite franchises
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(42)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke quits the new Conan movie. Tilda Swinton preparing for her audition
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(54)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
C-Span releases full 23 years of archives, that's enough vid....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jason Segal will star in the next Muppet Movie. No word if it will be as himself or as a muppet, but really, it'll be hard to notice a difference
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(io9)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman thinks a Sandman TV series on HBO would be a great idea. And it would be, but you know how hard it is for a comic book to become a multimedia franchise
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(Some Comic Book Guy)
 
 
 
Latino Review gets a Marvel insider to give them all kinds of info on the Captain America, Thor and The Avengers movies. Caution: spoilerific
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried'S new love scenes with Julianne Moore for the win: "My mom can see whatever she pleases, but I actually gave strict rules to my father to not come"
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(Satellite News)
 
 
 
Shout Factory announces its new MST3K DVD box set. Featured movies include Lost Continent, Crash of the Moons, The Beast of Yucca Flats, and Jack Frost. It's not world peace, but it's pretty damn close
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The ten most offensive TV shows of all time. Where the hell is "According to Jim" and "Till Death"?
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(150)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Stars who are not the "Hollywood ideal" but are beautiful anyway. You'll see what the tag's for
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(144)
 
(WWL)
 
 
 
The 'Green Lantern' gets the green light to begin shooting
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(20)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
If this is what they've sunk to, they should just scrap the whole Captain America movie and move on
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(68)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Directors Bill Condon, Sofia Coppolla, and farking Gus van Sant have all been contacted by Summit Entertainment about possibly directing the last of the two Twilight films. Where's the No Farking Chance tag?
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(48)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Just when you thought there was SOMETHING Michael Bay wouldn't touch: 2 Faust 2 Furious
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(14)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese has added Ben Kingsley and Sacha Baron Cohen to his adaptation of The Invention of Hugo Cabret. Damn, that thing might be pretty good
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley's new diet plan is a Scientology front, proving that Dianetics can help you stay morbidly obese
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(61)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Five Disney ideas that deserve the Tron treatment. Subby would line up right now for a Gizmoduck movie
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller believes that laughter is the reason why his marriage has lasted so long. Be here next week when Ben Stiller's wife files for divorce
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Having worked with Seth Rogen many, many times, Judd Apatow firmly declares that he is against the idea of 3-D sex scenes
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(Some film dude)
 
 
 
We've come a long way from the days when movies were only in black and white. Now they're only in blue and orange
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Dr. Gaius Baltar joins the cast of "Eureka." In related news, "Eureka" is still on
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(59)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ronnie James Dio winning cancer battle after meeting it face to face and slicing it clean in two with his broadsword
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(83)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Apparently the actual reporters at Fox News have become concerned that working for a network headlined by a ranting lunatic crybaby might be why no one takes them seriously as journalists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Good News: Spencer Pratt is leaving TV. The Bad News: Him and his flesh colored beard are going to be snooping your proxies
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Mon March 15, 2010
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Catherine Zeta-Jones wants to do a remake of "War Of The Roses" with her husband, Michael Douglas. Stop, stop it right now
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(50)
 
(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Jude Law will visit his illegitimate daughter twice a year. Everybody all at once: Awww
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(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet available again. The line forms to the right
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not News: Mike Tyson to host his own TV show. News: On Animal Planet. Fark: It's a show about the competitive sport of pigeon racing
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
As the new judge on "American Idol," Ellen DeGeneres is perfect for the job because "she doesn't judge people," says Portia de Rossi
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan sparks a Swine Flu scare. I'd be more worried about the gonoherpasyphilaids
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(18)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman will not attend Corey Haim's funeral. So much for Goonies always sticking together, asshole
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(75)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
More proof that Comedy Central just needs to give it up with the original programming: Chris Parnell & Horatio Sanz have joined the cast of Jon Heder's upcoming as-yet-untitled sitcom
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(io9)
 
 
 
Doctor Who's new companion explains why she wears really short skirts. Why would she need a reason?
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(91)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Rooster McConaughey, Mónica Cruz, Neil Connery and seven other lesser-known celebrity siblings. Worth repeating: Rooster McConaughey
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(98)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why James Cameron can film whatever the hell he wants: Avatar will end up making a $1 billion profit for its investors, including $400 million for Rupert Murdoch's News Corp
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Kick-Ass" debuted at the South by Southwest film festival, and elicited a good audience reaction, you c--ts
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(52)
 
(Vigilant Citizen)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is a mind-controlled puppet of the Illuminati. WAKE UP SHEEPLE
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(111)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Romeo and Juliet and the early-bird dinner special at The Sizzler
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(19)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Courtney Love wants to reconcile with her daughter's inheritance
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(19)
 
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Hollywood Is Out Of Ideas, Bat Country Edition: John Cusack & his friends want to remake "Fear & Loathing In Las Vegas"
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(77)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Boy George has really let himself go
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(82)
 
(Some Dummy)
 
 
 
Emilie de Ravin is confused by Lost, manual car windows, and shoelaces
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(80)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
MTV bans Lady Gaga/Beyonce video, along with every other video for the past fifteen years
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(166)
 
(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
"Avatar" to be re-released this fall, because seeing it twenty times already just isn't enough
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