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Sun March 14, 2010
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Supreme Court rules cable companies must continue to make their programming available to satellite companies. In other news, people still use satellites instead of cable. And no, I checked, it's not 1988
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(99)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Peter Graves' life is over, over
source: latimesblogs.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(383)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Emma Watson is nineteen and single
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(120)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
BEER FACTOR: Little Old Lady Defends Convenience Store From Armed Robber. With Beer.
 
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Schwimmer may propose to his British girlfriend, which is sorta like what happened on Friends, only in this instance his girlfriend can't read about it online and spoil the surprise
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(23)
 
(Just Post Pics of Ginny)
 
 
 
Blogger calls JK Rowling a second-rate author. Ironic, Fail, and Dumbass tags battle it out
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(135)
 
(The Movie Blog)
 
 
 
The biggest movie critic troll had been banned from screenings. There goes Uwe Boll's "5% Fresh" rating
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(76)
 
(Finally, a Good Creed)
 
 
 
An interview with Creed "Yes, I'm in The Office But I'm Also a Musician and Was a Founding Member of The Grass Roots" Bratton
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(73)
 
(Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Asheville NC's "Actionfest", 'Sundance' for action movies, will present Chuck Norris a Lifetime Achievement Award. Unknown for which of his seven lives Chuck will be accepting
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(34)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Director Russell Mulcahy defends the MTV Teen Wolf remake: "It takes a totally different slant, taking more of the slant of The Lost Boys, so to speak. It still has humour, but it's basically got horror and humour"
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(34)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Cynthia Nixon receives award from gay organization, no word from PETA on her years spent on HBO working with horses
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(19)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler hires Heidi Montag for his next film, which already features Jennifer Aniston, Nicole Kidman, and-- presumably-- Rob Schneider. How this thing isn't titled "Box Office Poison", subby will never know
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(54)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
So it comes to this... Hollywood so out of ideas, they're now producing remakes of three year old films
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(86)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joe Jonas is dating Demi Lovato. Huh. I've never heard of this Demi Lovato guy before. Is he famous or something?
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(29)
 


Sat March 13, 2010
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not News: Guy has picture taken with Jay Leno. FARK: He has "COCO FTW" written on his palm
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(90)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
While Hollywood may be out of ideas, this steampunk trailer from Europe shows that all hope is not lost
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(83)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Two minutes of footage from Robert Rodriguez's new Predator movie
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(97)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
10 reasons why Jeff Bridges is so much cooler than you will ever be (unless you are Jeff Bridges)
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix's representative denies the star will play Edgar Allen Poe. Nevermore have fans wanted a project like this to happen
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(14)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Summer Glau gets yet another attempt to cement her status as the hottest show killer in the history of television. Yes, even hotter than Ted McGinley. Tag is preemptive
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(56)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Fourth movie in the Bourne series fails to take top slot at box office away from Alice in Wonderland
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(48)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Studio responsible for the technology behind Jim Carrey's "A Christmas Carol" is being shut down by Disney. Probably because they had a hand in making a Jim Carrey movie
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"South Park" to open 14th season with episode based on Tiger Woods getting a 7 iron clanked off his chiclets. In other news, SOUTH PARK IS IN ITS 14TH SEASON
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(119)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's the awesome opening to last Thursday's "Parks and Rec"
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Uncle Sam: remember that $33 million tax lien we filed against you? Yeah, sorry we screwed up you don't owe us that. Joe Francis: whew, who has that kinda loot? Uncle Sam: Oh, btw, you DO owe us $29 million. kthxbai
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turns out Thomas Edison invented the horror movie as well. No wonder he had to create a light bulb
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(23)
 
(Razzleberries)
 
 
 
13 actors who did their own stunts. Still couldn't read cue cards
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(76)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Line starts here? The vajazzled one may be back on the market boys
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(37)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Conan's salary from his half assed tour = $0, all proceeds go to staff
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(85)
 
(Some Peacock)
 
 
 
NBC approaches Fox about picking up 24, because it's clear NBC is RUNNING OUT OF IDEAS
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
David Fincher once again shops "Heavy Metal," let it go man
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(29)
 
(Some Idoliot)
 
 
 
And the saga of the Pants on the Ground guy continues as his record label is su...I'm sorry, he has a record label? Goddammit, America, no wonder the terrorists hate us
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(15)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The best costumes in movies that didn't make the heroes look like they should be trick or treating
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(52)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This just in: Cory Haim's personal effects are already for sale on ebay. God knows what they have planned for his remains
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(31)
 


Fri March 12, 2010
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Amanda Seyfried was embarrassed at the 2004 premiere of Mean Girls because she couldn't afford a stylist and ended up wearing an outfit which accidentally showed off her underwear. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a GIS I need to do
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(62)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson just gets hotter everday
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(48)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert adds "The Big Lebowski" to his Great Movie series, but, you know, that's just, like, his opinion, man
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(36)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Woman whose picture appeared in "Couples Retreat" sues for humiliation, embarrassment, emotional distress, shame, mortification and injury to her career. Wouldn't that apply to everyone that appeared in that movie?
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(22)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
More and more movies have gay characters, but they're played by straight actors. Why? "There are no gay actors in Hollywood. None of them are out of the closet"
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(37)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Brietbart downgrades Tom Hanks' condition from "Un-American" to "Unhinged"
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(101)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff is mortified by the paparazzi photos showing her taking cell phone pictures of her engagement ring from Mike Comrie and sending them to her mother. You'd think the ones of her giving him a mouth hug would embarrass her more
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(25)
 
(AOL News)
 
 
 
If you had "drug overdose" on your Corey Haim Death Pool... you lose
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(41)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
'SNL' not letting Betty White host by herself, so they're bringing back six former cast members to co-host with her. Apparently they were afraid the show might get too funny for a change
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(77)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Where does "starring in a romantic comedy with your ex-girlfriend" fall on the awkward scale?
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(44)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Joaquin Phoenix is going to play Edgar Allan Poe. Not much of a stretch there is there?
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(35)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks gives a preview of "The Pacific." If it's ¼ the mini-series "Band of Brothers" is it will be the second best thing HBO's ever done
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(156)
 
(Some Nazi Casting Director)
 
 
 
"But how can you assemble the Avengers, Captain America, if you don't have a mouth?" Hugo Weaving to play Red Skull
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(46)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse, famous pioneer of the "dragged backwards through a hedge by a rabid beaver" look, is making a move into the world of fashion design
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(24)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart & Dakota Fanning in 40 years
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(50)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
John Cho says "A Very Harold and Kumar Christmas," could shoot in June, even though Kumar, or Kutner or whatever the hell his name is, is in now the Obama Administration. NPH is going to be in though, that's all that matters anyway
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(36)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Joe Biden punishes Israel for its plans to build more settlements by showing up late to dinner with the Prime Minister
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(276)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
So much for state censorship: NPR contributor uses all 119 Tribune Media's banned words in one sentence
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(76)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Huh...Dr. Seuss did War propaganda? Okay, interesting, I guess. Isaac Newton invented the doggy door? That's kinda cool. HOLY CROWS James Lipton wrote the Thundercats theme? Wicked
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(70)
 
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Jesus freak, out in the street, creating websites threatening Elton John's life
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(119)
 
(Some Megashark)
 
 
 
The Sci-Fi Channel's upcoming "Sharktopus" gets an air of legitimacy by casting Eric Roberts
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(63)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Thought Avatar wasn't long enough or boring enough? James Cameron is going to re-release an extended version in theaters. Oh, and he's gonna release Titanic again. In 3D
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(95)
 


Thu March 11, 2010
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Dear Christina Ricci: It's never a good sign to be at the same party as Lindsay Lohan, and still appear to be the drunkest person there (with pics)
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(128)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Here's your guide to all the upcoming, and lets face it, I'm looking at you Ant-Man, not so upcoming, comic book movies
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(49)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If Wendy O Williams were alive today she would smack everyone of those biatches for having a femm-hawk
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(48)
 
(Aldente Blog)
 
 
 
TED talk speaker, philanthropist, and social activist to make society stop feeding kids like raccoons in a dumpster: Jamie Oliver may not be the douchebag you think
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Dexter tribute list. The greatest movie serial killers of all time. As one real serial killer said "People like me don't come from films. Them films come from people like me."
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(60)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis manages to shatter record for the most-viewed video of all time on YouTube. All because he starred in a Gorillaz video. No, this actually happened
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(46)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman blames Hollywood for Corey Haim's lack of acting skills
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(63)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kristen Stewart was banned from "groping" Dakota Fanning when they made out for their upcoming Runaways movie. There's not a lot left to say
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(97)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
So, now we have Night of the Living Trekkies, which is about zombified Star Trek fans. Well, I think the zombie shark has officially been jumped
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(36)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Five Westerns you must see before dying. This list is why we don't let video game people make lists
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(220)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wall Street sequel delayed until September, the month where new releases go to die
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(20)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Your latest reinvented action hero? Leonardo Da Vinci. Wait, what?
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(32)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
James Cameron explains why 3D is going to suck, starting with "Clash of the Titans"
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(83)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A bored Conan O'Brien will take his show to the stage in an upcoming 30-city tour of the US
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(92)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
This looks like a case of the ugly pot calling the black kettle fat
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(89)
 
(The Daily Show)
 
 
 
Wait, Madonna is on Seinfeld's new show, the Marriage Ref? Hasn't she been married like 37 times?
source: thedailyshow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(106)
 
(wusa9.com)
 
 
 
Parents upset that children's TV network will air a show at 8PM which covers pole dancing, sex, violence, and a family dog that has "an extraordinarily large anus"
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(105)
 
(Buzz Feed)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga's inspiration = People of Walmart?
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(63)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Chris Evans and the Tron guy are now the frontrunners to portray Captain America. Well, at least we know Tron guy has a big package
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(36)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
A version of Twilight: Eclipse worth watching (and the trailer)
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(56)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A week after boasting on a TV show about the lengths she would go to avoid wearing comfy clothes, Lady Gaga nearly dies when her legs began to swell on a flight from London to the US due to her odd outfit
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(110)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 world cinema cliches. Entirely safe for work, sadly
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(53)
 
(Some Bunny)
 
 
 
Musical on the life and times of Anna Nicole Smith will premiere in 2011. Producers anticipate it will take at least nine months to find the right woman who is fat, desperate, and coked out of her mind
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Remember that first trailer for the upcoming Russell Crowe/Ridley Scott Robin Hood movie, and how it sucked? Well, here's the second trailer, and they've turned it from "Gladiator 2" to "wow this might be awesome"
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(114)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Remember when you discovered Kiss and gave up Saturday morning cartoons? A new generation of kids doesn't have to
source: newsroom.mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Conan O'Brien tweet turns random Michigan woman into Internet's newest celebrity, receiving free iMac and offers to buy wine and dress for her upcoming wedding
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Beard)
 
 
 
Mario Lopez and his girlfriend are expecting their first child. Lopez says when he finds the guy responsible he's going to kick his ass
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Wed March 10, 2010
(IGN)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino has been tapped to be the voice of a Smurf in the upcoming live action Smurfs movie. Subby had no idea there was a Cokey Smurf
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(61)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Even M. Night Shyamalan would blanch at the twist ending of Edward the Sparkly Vampire's new movie "Remember Me" (um...spoilers)
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(159)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's allowance of sarcasm quotes have been used up by the announcement that actress Hilary Duff to "write" "novels" for "young adults"
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(20)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
One hit wonders aren't limited to just music. Right Superman Returns guy?
source: spike.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(111)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Before he died, Corey Haim turned down an offer to appear on "Celebrity Rehab," saying "It's the last show I'd ever do." Yeah, probably
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Some Lebowski)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges worries about becoming too famous. Dude...too late
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
You know what we need from Hollywood? Not one, but two Wizard of Oz remakes
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
In honor of Corey Haim's passing, the best song you'll ever hear about The Coreys: "The Ballad of the Coreys" by The Mullet Marauders
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(12)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
South Park creators claim that for episode #200, an all-star cast of every celebrity who ever hated on their show will file class-action lawsuit against town of South Park. "Tom Cruise and everyone's going to be back"
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(105)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Zoe Saldana "can't live" without sex. But, she has a long-term boyfriend and doesn't like men who smell of Cheetos
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(54)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
James Roday sits down and talks about the best show you're not watching and the dark turn it's going to take in its season finale
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(80)
 
(Nerve)
 
 
 
From the state that brought you the Clintons and Mike Huckabee comes the weirdest beauty pageant EVAR
source: blogs.nerve.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Aragorn)
 
 
 
Qualified psychiatrist Viggo Mortensen will play Sigmund Freud in "The Talking Cure," replacing Christoph Waltz
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro signs on to play famed Green Bay gangster Vince Lombardi in upcoming biopic
source: vanityfair.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Sci Fi Squad)
 
 
 
"Warehouse 13" just keeps getting more and more awesome as Jewel Stait joins the cast
source: scifisquad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan talks "Man of Steel," "Batman 3" and shoots down some Justice League rumors
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
"First I'm going to find out how I'm going to sound. I'm going to get back on a Mongolian pony and ride like the wind. I'm going to flash my scimitar. I'm going to cut the nuts off Conan and his father"
source: movies.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Lost breaks out its Emmy credentials, gives an entire episode to Michael Emerson. Who knew that a desparate, lonely psychopath could evoke so much sympathy from the audience?
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(311)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Why the world needs a few more Kevin Costners
source: denofgeek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Today's top story: teenage lesbian werewolves
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(44)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Corey Haim officially out of the running for Lost Boys sequel
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(740)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Raquel Welch's bustier set off a metal detector at Chicago's O'Hare Airport and the actress had to undergo a patdown search by female TSA agents and you're already clicking the link looking for pics and vid
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(44)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"24" has finally RUN OUT OF TIME
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(86)
 
(Some Loki)
 
 
 
Marvel reveals the "plot" of its upcoming Thor movie. The quotations are used to indicate sarcasm, as these few sentences make it sound like a romantic dramedy
source: digitalspy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robin Wright says Andre the Giant was a "pain" on the set of The Princess Bride. INCONCEIVABLE, biatch
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(107)
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris would be 70 today if time wasn't afraid of him
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(344)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kristin Chenoweth auditions for Mars Attacks 2
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(58)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On Monday night, Jay Leno barely defeated David Letterman in total viewership, but Letterman beat Leno in the two most important age demographics. Jeff Zucker, you are a genius
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In 'Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus', a shark jumps out of the water and takes down an airplane flying at 6,000 ft. Your first instinct may be to call 'bullshiat'. Your a idiot and here comes the science
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(117)
 


Tue March 09, 2010
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Kate Bosworth may be the new Barbarella? She needs a whole lot of sammiches before she'll properly fill Jane Fonda's ... shoes
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Patton Oswalt to write "Firefly" comic book, right after completing his "At Midnight I Will Kill George Lucas With a Shovel" project
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(88)
 
(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Trailer for Takashi Miike's next movie is completely insane. In other words, it's a normal Miike movie
source: gammasquad.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This list of 10 movies that were better than the books is...pretty accurate actually
source: premiere.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(295)
 
(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Ginger people do have souls. Red souls
source: southparkstudios.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(SciFi Squad)
 
 
 
Eight science fiction films you didn't realize were science fiction until you went "Woah" about two-thirds of the way through. With spoilers as massive as Alec Baldwin's head
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(235)
 
(Some Horrid Director)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino accused of plagiarising the idea for Kill Bill. In other news, someone not only wants to claim responsibility for Kill Bill, they think it was "written"
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(82)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus thinks she and her boyfriend are "deeper than normal people."
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(96)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Tron Legacy trailer a bucket full of awesome with melted OMG all over it
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(191)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Dane Cook and the Jonas Brothers auditioned for Captain America roles? That's not even funny to joke about
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan wants $100M over E-Trade ad because "the actress has the same single-name recognition as Oprah or Madonna"
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(Chud)
 
 
 
Get ready for the "Twilight" version of the King Arthur legend, as Sylvain White is preparing to do a sort of King Arthur: the early years, movie
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(33)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
The many toupees of William Shatner. I'm sorry I can't hear you over how awesome his rugs are
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(AP)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber reveals the sequel to Phantom of the Opera: Creep of the Honkey-Tonk
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Drunk George Clooney shows why it doesn't suck to be George Clooney
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(59)
 
(Some Shocked Spock)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy will head to the final final frontier: guest starring on an episode of Big Bang Theory
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lil' Wayne gets a year in pris...MAKE HIM PUT THE SUNGLASSES BACK ON
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields says fame is "like a drug." She must be getting desperate for a fix, though, as she's suffering post-partum depression from her career
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
It looks like 80's nostalgia didn't die with John Hughes; there are plans to make movies from recently discovered scripts in the late writer/director's home
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Caption the Queen of the World and James Cameron at the Oscars
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(77)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
11 sports movies where the losers are the real winners. All you need to know about a person rests in their opinion of the ending of #5
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Luck, the new show on HBO from the creator of Deadwood, is going to have the most acclaimed cast in TV history. Dustin Hoffman and Dennis Farina already signed on, and it's just added Nick Nolte
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(USA Today)
 
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Jimmy Kimmel and some of the handsomest men in entertainment hold a meeting of 'The Handsome Men's Club'. Come for the beefcake, stay for the Kimmel/Affleck/Jennifer Garner bed scene
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ryan O'Neal wants an explanation from the Oscars as to why Farrah Fawcett was left off the remembrance montage. O'Neal's son just wants some crack
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(64)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Denying tax breaks to films that "exhibit or imply any act of smoking, sex, nudity, nontraditional family values, gratuitous violence, or vulgar or profane language"? You know which state this is
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Mon March 08, 2010
(Worst Previews)
 
 
 
Paramount is working on an adaptation of the Book of Genesis. In 3-D
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(56)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
In a suprise to nobody. Gay guy from Will and Grace admits he's gay
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(89)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Because the well of remakes has already run dry, someone somewhere is unnecessarily remaking "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure." Whoa
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(63)
 
(Some Cheap Whores)
 
 
 
Because scientists don't want to unleash a strain of Super AIDS, Britney Spears cannot have contact with Lindsay Lohan
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(25)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Actress Betty White to appear on an upcoming SNL and totally class up the joint
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(39)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Christian Bale hasn't spoken to his f*cking family for eighteen f*cking months, not that those stupid shiatheads deserve it
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(57)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
His sexually ambiguous performance in "Alice in Wonderland" is yet another step toward Johnny Depp's apparent goal of becoming the third sex
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(58)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson: "I took my mother to the 'Twilight' premiere and squirmed through the first ten minutes. But in the end I couldn't bear it, so I had to leave and went out and sat in the car."
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(54)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Gary Busey tells reporter: "You are great at what you do because you got stuff out of me I didn't know how to give"
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(32)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
That weird lady who rushed up and interrupted Oscar speech of the Best Documentary Short director? She's his collaborator, they're not speaking, and his mom blocked her with a cane to get him to the mic first
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Matt Damon was targeted by an imposter around Christmas. Either that, or they were shooting another Bourne movie and didn't tell him
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(25)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Bullock and Bridges reached the summit last night after climbing for years and both report the view from the top is breathtaking
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(230)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Oscar producers scrambling to defend their exclusion of Farrah Fawcett from the remembrance montage, saying it was "impossible" to pay tribute to the late star
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(161)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
New Iron Man 2 trailer is out. No Munny shots, so it is all good
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Instead of recruiting Danny Elfman, John Williams, or Hans Zimmer to score a new Miles Davis biopic, they tapped a real live jazz legend. Well played, Don Cheadle
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