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Sun February 28, 2010
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(Some Whovians)
 
 
 
Dr. Who fans have a lot of disposable income, given that someone spent over $40,000 on a Dalek prop. Guess it must be nice not having to pay your parents rent for staying in the basement
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(io9)
 
 
 
Todd McFarlane is almost done writing the script to Spawn 2. Given it's McFarlane, I use the term "writing" very loosely. Tag is for the inevitable outcome of this film
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Ferris was in Cameron's mind; And 5 other pretty cool theories
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne says kids today are a bunch of attention whores who are doomed because they think only fame can bring wealth and happiness
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(Star-Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Julianne Moore, nude star of The End of the Affair, The Big Lebowski, Boogie Nights, Body of Evidence Short Cuts and forthcoming lesbian adventure movie Chloe, claims she hates taking her clothes off
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Alice In Wonderland's reviews are in: "It's the kind of film that you don't just dislike or even hate, but one that your body physically rejects like a dodgy organ transplant"
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Nine meters in English is what?"
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(Chud)
 
 
 
Hollywood's most prestigious trade paper dumps negative review of some movie you've never heard of, but whose producers paid them $400,000 for less variety than that
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five movies that were one flaw away from being classics, by some dumbass who doesn't think "Natural Born Killers" was a classic
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(Some Baltar)
 
 
 
In a change of pace, James Callis joins the cast of "Flashforward", a show that hasn't made sense from the start nor gained any sort of loyal fanbase
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sigourney Weaver in talks for "Avatar 2: Pandora Boogaloo"
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Sat February 27, 2010
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You, too, can be a special-effects movie wizard, never get laid
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
A review of The Crazies as only Breitbart can, complete with a rant on the film industry, which is "anti-American, anti-troop, anti-Bush, anti-Southern, and anti-anything that isn't elitist Blue State and all things Meterosexual"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
So, if you're casting "Angel", the "chief nurse who never loses her cool and is always compassionate", of course you cast Janeane Garofalo
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(io9)
 
 
 
You can now buy a customized Wolverine themed TV. What's next a Sub-Mariner speed boat? Dr. Doom pumpkin bombs? A Stark Industries arc reactor pacemaker that makes your chest glow? OK, that one sounds pretty cool
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(io9)
 
 
 
Max Max Max Headroom is coming to to to to to DVD D D D D
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Celebrity offspring suicide week continues, Marie Osmond's son leaps to death in Los Angeles
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
63% of Americans think that reality television shows have gotten worse over the past decade. The rest of us realize they pretty much sucked when they started
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(Iowa Independent)
 
 
 
"Manga" collector sentenced to 6 months in prison. And when they came for the Japanese Rapist Tentacle Monster Comic Collectors, I did not speak up, for I was not a JRTMCC
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The CW's identity crisis: Are "Supernatural" and "Smallville" better than "Gossip Girl" "90210"? Subby's not sure about Smallville, but Supernatural sure as hell is
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(io9)
 
 
 
Robert Rodriguez was all set to make his tribute to "Blade Runner," but the actor he had in mind for the lead role got booked so he decided to make "Machete" instead. Thank you mystery actor, whoever you are
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(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Really, really ridiculously good news
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Fri February 26, 2010
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp is like a pirate in real life, smelly and unkempt
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Gary Coleman suffers small seizure on TV
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Scottish company provides Roger Ebert with a new voice. Now if they can only create a zombie Siskel
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
You're so vain, you probably think this headline is about you
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In the world of belly-buttons, there are innies, outies, and "GAAH What the hell is THAT THING?" as modeled by fashion designer Michael Kors [scary photo]
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Howard Stern to host first-ever Tiger Woods Mistress Beauty Pageant
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Seth Green is engaged to a woman who is way too hot for him
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(Some Estevez)
 
 
 
CBS and Warner Brothers may sue Charlie Sheen for enterting rehab and halting production on the third-funniest network sitcom Two and a Half Men
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(Some Douchebag Repellant)
 
 
 
Greatest nightclub dress code policy EVER
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Boner is a stiff
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Thu February 25, 2010
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford hates his fame, shot first
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(Time)
 
 
 
New Tron movie hosts nationwide scavenger hunt - just to see the first trailer
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(My Fox DC)
 
 
 
Fox will no longer do television as early as 2010
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
Caught in bed with another woman, Bob Hope sat up in bed and exclaimed, "It isn't me"
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Gary Busey welcomes his third child into the world, does not eat him
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(Movieline)
 
 
 
Nine of the best screenshots from the Showgirls 2 trailer. Gee, I hope it's as good as the original
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(io9)
 
 
 
New "Flash Gordon" director wants to stylize the movie after the 1930's comics which nobody alive, except for him, has read. Oh, and there's no Price Voltan. DIEEEEEEEEE
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"Miss Beverly Hills" is a fraud
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(Chud)
 
 
 
The casting for the upcoming Captain America movie, which the director said he wanted done by March 1st, has become a complete and total clusterfark
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(Yo Gabba Gabba)
 
 
 
Set your DVR's. Anthony Bourdain to appear on Yo Gabba Gabba as "Dr. Tony"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith: "For years people said, 'You're not a real director on the internet'...and they were right"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Television journalist asks if being pulled underwater by a 12,000 pound whale is a cause for concern
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Apology Locker
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(TV Squad)
 
 
 
Ann-Margret and Jaclyn Smith to appear on Law & Order: MILF
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(Some Whiplash)
 
 
 
For some reason, a casting director thinks Mickey Rouke would make a great addition for the new Conan movie. Well, at least Rourke's a little funnier than Leno
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Grace Slick has turned into Larry "Bud" Melman
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne has gone from pinched and pudgy to sexy and svelte
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(Someone Needs to Retire)
 
 
 
Wes Craven is still interested in Scream 4, which brings the total number of people who can claim that to one
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Wed February 24, 2010
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers to add political correctness, subtract humor from upcoming George Lopez-voiced "Speedy Gonzalez" movie
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(The Blemish)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers calls Victoria Beckham vulgar and rude, but Victoria didn't catch it due to the roaring applause she constantly imagines people give her
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Matthew Fox has been cheating on his wife with a stripper. His poor wife, she must be devast.. (looks at her photo) GAAAAAH Ok you know what dude? I totally understand
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr reiterates that she is not, IS NOT, Orlando Bloom's beard
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Subby doesn't know what's more amazing; that somebody somewhere said "you know who needs a movie made about them? Eva Braun, Hitler's special lady friend," or that somebody else somewhere agreed
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(Dilbert)
 
 
 
Scott Adams, creator of Dilbert, has put up with his Canadian stalker for 7 years. Today he snapped
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen voluntarily checked into rehab, as long as you use a very poetic conception of the word "voluntarily"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Dear Australia: Thanks for Paul Hogan, Fosters, and that weird koala-rat thing. Here's our response. Sincerely, USA
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Concertgoer, on Whitney Houston's recent Brisbane performance: "She couldn't entertain a dead rat"
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
MTV Prez: Generation Y is less cynical, more civic-minded than Generation X, citing "Jersey Shore" as an example
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Criterion Collection comes to Hulu. It's not the Pauly Shore Collection, but it's still pretty damn good
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(Some Wastes of DNA)
 
 
 
J-Woww, one of Jersey Shore's non-Italians, says she's not getting bigger boobs; Pauly D and The Situation are big enough
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Not content with smoke monsters, Egyptian statues, and frozen donkey wheels, Lost decides to add one more bit of crazy to its repertoire: dragon skull babies
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(io9)
 
 
 
Man responsible for Lethal Weapon and Kiss Kiss Bang Bang will tackle the Doc Savage film adaptation
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Like a phoenix rising from the ashes, Abe Vigoda celebrates his 89th birthday
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
"We all know that one of the biggest talking points of the year was that I have a dick, so why not give them what they want?"
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Matt Damon and Jake Gyllenhaal turned down Sam Worthington's role in "Avatar." Damon I can see, he's got a career, but Jake, man, when James Cameron calls you, you need to answer it
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Without a personal trainer, professional stylist, expert make-up artist, or full-time airbrusher around, Britney Spears isn't that good looking
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Tue February 23, 2010
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff teaches women how to accept a marriage proposal. With photo greatness (Not safe for work)
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(seriouslyomg)
 
 
 
Tonight's Late Late Show will have no monologue, no sketches and no studio audience. In its place will be 1 hour of Craig Ferguson talking to Stephen Fry
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(Time)
 
 
 
New Battleship movie stars Hurt Locker's Jeremy Renner, somehow involves aliens
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff announces engagement to NHL player Mike Comrie. Comrie celebrated with mild checking against the boards before going five-hole
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Note to Paris Hilton: When you're comped 5 bottles of champagne, you should probably leave a tip
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tim Burton reveals that his White Queen character in "Alice in Wonderland" is thin veil for celebrity chef Nigella Lawson, queen of food porn. "Even if somebody is good, there's something wrong with them"
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
John McClane to return in Die Hard 5, only this time instead of a hangover, he's got a bad hip and can't remember where he left his keys
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Pixar turns down "Newt." They got better
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slutty Muppet cleavage offends public decency in Colorado Springs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police are hopeful that Boner is just pitching a tent somewhere
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
Ten pop songs performed by porn stars - warning: this contains video of Ron Jeremy rapping
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Physicist calls on Hollywood to tone down the fanciful science in movies and restrict themselves to just one scientific flaw per film. Also have intermissions every 12 parsecs so people can use the restroom
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Slideshow of female 40 something celebrities. Includes Michelle Pfeiffer, looking spectacular at forty eleven
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge refuses to block release of Jersey Shore DVD box set, hates America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher says her elderly father, singer Eddie Fisher, is going nuts and thinks he's trapped in a bakery. But he lives in Berkeley, so that's about normal there
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(Pop Matters)
 
 
 
"Conspiracy Theory with Jesse Ventura" presents a world divided into elites and Joe Sixpacks, where the hidden masters of the universe plot against you and me
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron wants to reach out to Boner
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Stifler talks about playing Stifler again: "As much as I want to do a part like Christoph Waltz in 'Inglourious Basterds,' I did 'American Pie' three times and then versions of that in ten other movies"
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
"Keeping Up with the Kardashians" finale draws more viewers for E Network than "Hervé Villechaize: The E True Hollywood Story" or that episode of "The Soup" where Whitney Houston yells "KISS MY ASS"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Pattinson confirms that he will continue to say that he's dating Kristen Stewart
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The 10 best music documentaries. Fact fiction
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Lindsey Lohan gives a blow-by-blow account of 2007, her annus horribilis"
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Mon February 22, 2010
(Canoe)
 
 
 
SNL writer and John Belushi's widow are on a mission from God to ruin The Blues Brothers again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Take bad. Put it in a box of bad. Now put a suitcase full of bad next to it. That still doesn't begin to describe how bad the Jay Leno Tonight Show guest lineup is
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Shakira stops by the White House to ask Obama: "How is babby formed?"
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(The Frisky)
 
 
 
20 celebrities who are actually likeable in real life. Especially if you bring them drugs
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp: "My career defies logic". Wow you don't usually see that level of self awareness in celebrities, I'm looking at you, Dane Cook
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(Chud)
 
 
 
While no one has seemed to notice, "Green Lantern" has set up one hell of a cast
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(Des Moines Register)
 
 
 
Who would have thought Iowa is the ancestrial home of both Superman and Conan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can stay in your favorite reality star's house for only $4000/night. Snooki punches and Situations not included, spray on tans extra
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
With an overbooked schedule of performing, giving interviews, and posing topless with gigantic flipper-gloves over her knockers, Lady Gaga is finally getting stressed out (SFW-ish)
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Poorly-tattooed Asian Myspace dwarf-slut Tila Tequila insists that she's with child, will marry the father of said child, and will also adopt a Russian baby
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
It's my party and I'll look like a fool if I want to
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(SFFMedia.com)
 
 
 
Roland Emmerich confirms the use of 3D motion capture just like Avatar for his upcoming adaptation of Isaac Asimov's Foundation trilogy. He'd appreciate a $500 million budget and 15 years to make it too
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(Examiner)
 
Video
 
David Cross stars in "The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret", a TV show so funny, you just know it won't be shown in America. Here's the first episode, in all its not-safe-for-work-language glory
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Miami Herald removes tip jar from its online articles after two months because they're swimming in so much freely-donated cash they just can't count it all
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(Some Chicken Dancer)
 
 
 
George Michael seen hanging out with Rob Thomas, fueling rumors there's money in the banana stand
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Walter Koenig hasn't seen Boner in days, asks George Takei for help
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