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(Some Haim) Strange Corey Feldman reveals that the third Lost Boys film is "going to refer to Twilight." GODDAMMITSOMUCH...wait, there was a second Lost Boys film? That's even worse  (digitalspy.com) (56)
(GeekWeek) Cool The 20 greatest extended takes in movie history, all on one slideshow-free page - and yes, the one you think should be at #1 is at #1  (geekweek.com) (169)
(Orlando Sentinel) Amusing If Nancy Grace covered the Nancy Grace story  (orlandosentinel.com) (138)
(Cracked) Spiffy It's that time once again for our annual Grammy Awards Discussion Thread. And to help us, here's an oldie but goodie: the seven biggest Grammy snubs of all time. Say what you will about Steely Dan...that was the best album that year  (cracked.com) (538)
(Starpulse) Sad Christina Hendricks' husband comes to her defense over distorted New York Times picture. Tag for first three words of this headline  (starpulse.com) (92)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool With its victory last night at the Director's Guild Awards, "The Hurt Locker" is in the driver's seat and looks ready to slay "Avatar" at this year's Oscars. Thank Christ  (oscar-watch.ew.com) (109)
(Variety) Followup James Cameron's "Avatar" is number one at the box office. This is a repeat of the past seven weeks. THERE IS NO STOPPING IT  (variety.com) (77)
(Entertainment Weekly) Fail The fifteen worst TV spinoffs of all time. Yes, no matter what you think, "The Lone Gunmen" and "Joey" were mistakes  (ew.com) (136)
(YouTube) Cool Geek who tore apart "Phantom Menace" for 70 mins retaliates with "Avatar" review, before getting ready to disembowel "Attack of the Clones"  (youtube.com) (197)
(Contact Music) Followup Kim Kardashian says she has not gotten a nose job, remains silent on what happened to her cranial ridges and the spoon-shape on her forehead  (contactmusic.com) (58)
(Contact Music) Sick Finally, a woman admits she's bisexual and the confession is in no way hot; seriously, none of us would ever touch Amy Winehouse  (contactmusic.com) (59)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The best movie and TV spin-offs never made  (denofgeek.com) (59)
(Gawker) Amusing Jon Hamm hosted SNL and played Senator Scott Brown in a sketch that brought all the Democratic leaders to the yard for a taste of his milkshake  (tv.gawker.com) (51)

Sat January 30, 2010
(Some Darko) Obvious Jake Gyllenhaal is eager to step into the void vacated by Bradley Cooper, John Mayer, and Vince Vaughn. Don't kid yourself; you'd give your right arm for a chance at it too  (digitalspy.com) (64)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Lady Gaga had an affair with ***spins wheel*** Angelina Jolie? Wait, that's kinda hot. Where's the [AWESOME] tag when you need it?  (clevelandleader.com) (99)
(New York Daily News) Stupid Snooki, Pauly D and the gang are going back to the Jersey Shore for "Bennies Part 2: Don't Cross Route 35"  (nydailynews.com) (69)
(Cracked) Amusing Five worst decisions made by a TV executive. Cop Rock defenders to the right  (cracked.com) (103)
(TMZ) Stupid Loaded revolver. Bank. Alcohol... what else is missing? Oh, yeah. Rip Torn, of course  (tmz.com) (47)
(TMZ) Fail Rush Limbaugh, dancing to Lady Gaga's 'Poker Face,' while doing the "Jersey Shore" fist pump (with vid)  (tmz.com) (63)
(Yahoo) Obvious 53 beauty queens ready to compete for the title of Miss America. No word on the missing four  (news.yahoo.com) (42)
(Heavy.com) Interesting "Avatar" appears to be a ripoff of an obscure British comic book. Even more so then "Ferngully"  (heavy.com) (113)
(People Magazine) Stupid Real Housewives' Danielle Staub: "I'm a Born-Again Virgin." This word you use, I do not think it means what you think it means  (feeds.people.com) (50)
(Contact Music) Obvious Eva Longoria is a "big eater" who "doesn't diet." I believe we call that "bulemic"  (contactmusic.com) (36)
(Radar Magazine) Scary No matter how much Tequila you've had, don't play The Game if you can't pay the price  (radaronline.com) (59)
(Gawker) Video Oprah held a half hour discussion with her audience after yesterday's show with the Jay Leno interview, and all of the Team Leno crazy cat ladies came out of the woodwork  (tv.gawker.com) (111)
(Onion AV Club) Spiffy From the Why-The-Hell-Not dept.: "Caligula" director to make his return with "38 DDD - In 3D"  (avclub.com) (77)
(Some Pilgrim) Sad John Wayne's Alamo Village for sale. Included in the offer is a free bicycle found in the basement  (thealamovillage.homestead.com) (58)

Fri January 29, 2010
(Politico) Obvious Miss America Live says that "Rush Limbaugh has exceptionally impressive fist pumping skills"  (politico.com) (41)
(FilmDrunk) Unlikely New Natalie Portman/Joseph Gordon-Levitt movie is just like a White Snake song  (filmdrunk.uproxx.com) (24)
(New York Daily News) Silly Bet that left a nasty ring  (nydailynews.com) (32)
(Starpulse) Stupid Katy Perry's Twitter account gets hacked and series of juvenile messages get posted. No one really notices a difference  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (37)
(Contact Music) Cool Zachary Quinto says it would not be logical for him to leave the Star Trek film franchise; however, he said nothing about how smart it would be to abandon Heroes  (contactmusic.com) (60)
(Contact Music) Sick Kristen Bell is disappointed the old dog she adopted after Hurricane Katrina is still alive and feels it is a burden  (contactmusic.com) (119)
(Some Loki) Fail Marvel says that Thor will be grounded in science, not fantasy. Um...have you guys actually read the comic?  (digitalspy.co.uk) (97)
(Post Chronicle) Interesting On the news that CBS has accepted Tebow's pro-life commercial, Mancrunch steps up by offering ad for their gay dating site  (postchronicle.com) (98)
(SlashFilm) Interesting David Lynch and Frank Herbert discuss "Dune" back in '83. Surprisingly, Herbert doesn't refer to the movie as an "excruciating piece of s--t" (with audio)  (slashfilm.com) (95)
(Contact Music) Silly Sandra Bullock hires pet detective. Alllll-Righty then  (contactmusic.com) (41)
(Some Gollum) Strange Andy Serkis reveals his dream role: Bono  (digitalspy.co.uk) (9)
(New York Daily News) Obvious Get the eye bleach, don the goggles: A slideshow of stars who aged BADLY  (nydailynews.com) (182)
(Stuff) Interesting Hayden Panettiere is now a redhead, and has admitted to being drawn to older men. Just in case any Farkers find this relevant to their interests  (stuff.co.nz) (192)
(Some Gaff) Sad The story of the fall of Harrison Ford: As one-note as his performances were, audiences seemed never to tire of that note. Until one day, they did  (thedailybeast.com) (121)

Thu January 28, 2010
(Huffington Post) Video Jay Leno on Oprah: "Conan's ratings were already destructive to the franchise." Jay Leno in August '09: "Conan's ratings are the exact same thing i went through."  (huffingtonpost.com) (148)
(Discover) Cool Nationally renowned physicist chimes in on the time travel of Lost: "Happily, the most important of the Rules for Time Travelers is very much obeyed: there are no paradoxes."  (blogs.discovermagazine.com) (168)
(Nerve) Amusing Six magical creatures that look like Taylor Swift  (blogs.nerve.com) (85)
(Contact Music) Strange George Lucas is working on a 3-D film about fairies  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Contact Music) Stupid Local child porn advocacy group in Miami is distributing flyers warning parents that Pete Townshend is a sex offender. Um, I'm pretty sure EVERYONE KNOWS WHO THE FARK PETE TOWNSHEND IS, JACKASSES  (contactmusic.com) (107)
(Deceiver) Obvious If you look really close at Tila Tequila's pregnancy ultrasound, the kid is already holding an appletini  (deceiver.com) (35)
(Starpulse) Fail How Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's role in "The Tooth Fairy" brings back memories of Sly Stallone in "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" and other tough-guy fail films  (starpulse.com) (124)
(Contact Music) Obvious Jessica Simpson is, quite literally, a windbag  (contactmusic.com) (110)
(io9) Silly The JJ Abrams Board Game. I'm pretty sure there's no way to win and you'll just wind up in a predestination paradox  (io9.com) (34)
(Contact Music) Silly Dannii Minogue is writing her life story. It's expected to be published on pages six, seven, and eight of The National Enquirer  (contactmusic.com) (34)
(Bitten and Bound) Cool Barney & Friends alum Erica Rhodes earned a golden ticket to Hollywood on Idol last night for her whip wielding dominatrix number. The judges thought she was super dee duper (video)  (bittenandbound.com) (80)
(My Fox DC) Cool Mila Kunis' mother made her work part-time at Rite-Aid while she worked full-time on that 'That '70's Show'  (myfoxdc.com) (210)
(Starpulse) Cool Great news, Glee and Jane Lynch fans: Sue Sylvester is finally going to sing on the show, and it will be a rendition of Madonna's "Vogue"  (starpulse.com) (63)
(London Times) Interesting Bollywood to get its first ever gay kiss. Unsurprisingly, some people are making a big song and dance about this  T-Shirt  (entertainment.timesonline.co.uk) (34)
(3 News New Zealand) Cool ♫ I pulled up to the White House about seven or eight... ♫  (3news.co.nz) (80)
(Entertainment Weekly) PSA ABC puts a bag over it. Ugly Betty is cancelled  (ausiellofiles.ew.com) (57)
(Backseat Cuddler) Interesting Confirmed - No Orlando Bloom in 'Pirates 4′  (backseatcuddler.com) (70)
(A True Southern Gentleman) Cool Quick, someone post that "Oh Snap" flow chart, because Mr. JH Todd of 1212 Webster St. just got TOLD  (lettersofnote.com) (135)
(Pita Wilson Ruled) Fail Apparently not realizing that the USA network did it in the mid-90s, the CW has ordered a television adaptation of the classic thriller La Femme Nikita  (digitalspy.com) (56)
(Starpulse) Wheaton Ashley Judd is writing her memoirs. Hopefully, she talks about those two episodes of Star Trek: The Next Generation. You know the episodes I'm talking about  (starpulse.com) (84)
(Examiner) Ironic Jersey Shore star declares Springer show "not classy" enough for appearance  (examiner.com) (63)

Wed January 27, 2010
(11 Points) Amusing The 11 most scandalous revelations about "Saved by the Bell" cast members contained in Dustin Diamond's autobiography  (11points.com) (91)
(Entertainment Weekly) Asinine Stupid farking Cousin Oliver and twelve other bastard kids who were sent in to save a show, but ended up killing it instead  (ew.com) (100)
(Jezebel) Scary Joe Francis of "Girls Gone Wild" may be the father of Tila Tequila's child. Poor kid is gonna be born with more evil genes than Stalin  (jezebel.com) (73)
(LA Times) Scary Zelda Rubinstein, the little woman who played the psychic in the "Poltergeist" movies died at the age of 76. I wonder if she'll be back  (latimes.com) (54)
(Huffington Post) Followup Jersey Shore's Jenni Farley naked pics being shopped around, current forecast calls for 90% chance of future porn tape  (huffingtonpost.com) (123)
(USA Today) Interesting Marvel announces they are leaving grim superhero stories behind and returning to swashbuckling early comic books. New owner Mickey Mouse cackles approvingly  (usatoday.com) (100)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Amusing Joe Walsh (Eagles guitarist) teaches Joe Walsh (Republican candidate) about copyright law  (thresq.com) (100)
(TMZ) Interesting Charlie Sheen's wife checks into rehab to curb her destructive behaviors like abusing alcohol and marrying Charlie Sheen  (tmz.com) (17)
(LA Times) Spiffy Thanks to films like "Avatar," science fiction may win some respect at the Oscars. With image of what you'll see at every furry convention from now until the sun becomes a red giant  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (105)
(Gawker) Asinine With people suffering in Haiti, people losing jobs, and health care in the toliet, there's always a glimmer of hope...if you're a spray-tanned Italian from Jersey  (gawker.com) (78)
(The New York Times) Fail NBC didn't think Conan O'Brien's feelings would be hurt from being fired from "The Tonight Show," proving yet again that NBC is run by Lizard People from the Planet Facepalm  (mediadecoder.blogs.nytimes.com) (83)
(Examiner) Amusing Bob Dylan once performed for the Pope, now he will perform for the Messiah  (examiner.com) (43)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting Director of Saw 6 on being forced to make Saw 7: "I just had the task of telling my mother that I'm not ... allowed to direct the movie we were all so excited about ... Yes, I'll be filming people getting tortured YET AGAIN"  (denofgeek.com) (102)
(LA Times) Strange If Kiefer Sutherland wasn't running out of time and had been less drunk, he would have seen this one coming  (latimesblogs.latimes.com) (38)

Tue January 26, 2010
(Pitchfork) Weird Step aside, Lady Gaga. You've been out-weirded by Fever Ray's Karin Drejer. Seriously, What the HELL WAS THAT? (with vid)  (pitchfork.com) (112)
(St. Petersburg Times) Spiffy Weird Al to direct his first full-length movie for Cartoon Network. UHF 2?  (blogs.tampabay.com) (113)
(io9) Interesting The one question Tony Stark can't answer in Iron Man 2. Caution: spoilery  (io9.com) (41)
(Some Indie Film Geek) Cool Movie about Muslim punk rockers premieres at Sundance. Lead singer in a burqa? You got it  (sundance.bside.com) (54)
(Bitten and Bound) Obvious Kourtney Kardashian cries foul over photoshopped pics that make her look remarkably good. (pic comparison)  (bittenandbound.com) (52)
(Den Of Geek) Interesting The 25 Best Sequels. Well, they got #1 right, anyway  (denofgeek.com) (263)
(ABC News) Asinine John Travolta flies his private jet to Haiti, carrying the supplies the Haitians REALLY need: Scientology ministers, E-meters and all the copies of "Dianetics" they could ever want  (abcnews.go.com) (354)
(Yahoo) Stupid Sean Co... er, Puff Dadd... I mean Puffy, wait... it's P.Diddy Or is it Diddy? Anyways, that guy who rode Notorious B.I.G.'s coattails just bought his unlicensed 16 y.o. son a $360K car  (omg.yahoo.com) (87)
(Access Hollywood) Spiffy The Hope for Haiti celebrity PR fest was viewed by 83 million people who wanted to see how chubby Leonardo DiCaprio is getting  (accesshollywood.com) (26)
(Some Guy) Silly Apparently we have Pee-Wee Herman to thank for Will Ferrell's career  (ifc.com) (28)
(BoxOfficeMojo) Interesting Avatar is the new leader in all time box office, but that's a cheap measure. Here's the real list: top movies all time in tickets sold  (boxofficemojo.com) (138)
(Contact Music) Strange Justin Timberlake gets coveted pudding prize  (contactmusic.com) (8)
(ABC News) Obvious "My career was in the toilet, as usual, so she begged her daughter to do something with me. They followed me around for a year and a half hoping I would die"  (abcnews.go.com) (26)
(NYPost) Spiffy Gossip columnist Cindy Adams pens massively epic rant against celebrity entitlement: "They want. They have everything. They still want. They want more of whatever's inaccessible to anyone else"  (nypost.com) (57)
(Daily Mail) Amusing After a breakup, some guys go out on a bender. Others go for the quick hookup. Brad Pitt buys a million-dollar-plus man cave. No, really, it's got a cave  (dailymail.co.uk) (79)
(Den Of Geek) Stupid Gremlins director Joe Dante confirms that a third movie is on the way: "There's been no Gremlins 3 as of yet... but sooner or later there will be, even if it's direct-to-video. The title is too well known not to exploit again"  (denofgeek.com) (79)
(TV Squad) Fail The president is black, the New Orleans Saints are in the Super Bowl, and the History Channel just gave Larry the Cable Guy a TV show. We are through the looking glass here, people  (tvsquad.com) (90)
(CBS News) Cool Tim Burton to head the Cannes jury this year. Jury now expected to feature Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter with music from Danny Elfman  (cbsnews.com) (30)
(Mercury News) Sad Adam joins Hoss, Pa, Little Joe  (mercurynews.com) (45)
(Some 9 Iron) Followup Mystery Solved: It was Elin in the bedroom with a cell phone. Colonel Mustard too busted to comment  (thedailybeast.com) (24)
(AZCentral) Obvious Kristen Stewart trained with a stripper for her new movie. "I wanted to do it in my clothes. But my trainer was like, 'No, you don't stick to the poll when you do that.' "  (azcentral.com) (74)

Mon January 25, 2010
(Rolling Stone) Sad Mother of the Year candidate lets 5 and 8 year olds dress up like Lady Gaga  (rollingstone.com) (82)
(Celebitchy) Sad Kirstie Alley: "I JUST ATE A side of beef, 2 kindergarteners, a hot tub of linguini, 3 Dalmatians, and a big plate of doughnuts"  (celebitchy.com) (60)
(MTV) Cool Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning talk about kissing in their new movie, and how you've already clicked the link haven't you?  (mtv.com) (82)
(The New York Times) Fail If just some of those hipsters wearing "I'm With Coco" T-shirts over the past two weeks had been watching Conan from the start, he'd still be hosting "The Tonight Show"  (nytimes.com) (157)
(Orlando Sentinel) Interesting Jay Leno was America's number one TV personality. Now he's third. Oprah is first. Bill O'Reilly is tenth, and would be second if not for a vast left-wing conspiracy against him  (blogs.orlandosentinel.com) (67)
(Starpulse) Silly Robert Pattinson's next movie will feature him having "rough and ravenous sex." With a woman. Talk about acting  (starpulse.com) (45)
(Reuters) Interesting "Avatar" officially the new king of the world, so suck it James Came- Oh, wait  (reuters.com) (185)
(Contact Music) Cool Wonderfully talented actress Jane Lynch is going to tie the knot with her long-term partner. In other news, Jane Lynch is a lesbian. Who knew?  (contactmusic.com) (108)
(Cinematical) Interesting "Kristen Stewart's Joan Jett urinates on electric guitars, pops pills, snorts coke, and loves other ladies" in her new movie about The Runaways. Well color Subby sold  (cinematical.com) (68)
(The New York Times) Unlikely Nutbar director Oliver Stone thought he would be "respected" for his goofy conspiracy movie, "JFK," and says that Oswald acting alone is a "national fairytale"  (nytimes.com) (216)
(io9) Followup Alex Kurtzman and Roberto Orci reveal Star Trek 2 will be "about the villain." We were told the same thing about Nemesis, and I don't think we'll let ourselves get khaned again  (io9.com) (155)
(Some Guy) Silly Fox prepares reboot of Planet of the Apes reboot, damn them all to hell  (nymag.com) (72)
(Boston Globe) Followup City reacts to Lifetime pregnancy pact movie. "They made the Gloucester girls look like idiots."  (boston.com) (63)
(Canada.com) Silly China renames mountain in honor of Avatar. James Cameron says, "you call that a mountain?" and resumes climbing the north face of his pile of money  (calgaryherald.com) (34)
(Wall Street Journal) Amusing You know who else stole a late-night show from their replacement?  (online.wsj.com) (81)
(The Frisky) Scary 77-year-old man has a date with Lindsay Lohan. Apparently he wants to start dating women who look his age  (thefrisky.com) (19)
(Examiner) Sad Brad Pitt may be feeling a little less jolie  (examiner.com) (79)
(TMZ) Scary Gary Coleman Arrested for Domestic Violence (with "What you talkin' about" pic)  (tmz.com) (68)

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