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Sun January 03, 2010
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(Some Guy) Followup SyFy Channel rebranding declared huge success as network has best year ever  (screenrant.com) (150)
(Examiner) Obvious Howard Stern sidekick and heroin afficianado Artie Lange rushed to the hospital. Again. This is not a repeat from last week, three weeks ago, a month back, Thanksgiving, Flag Day, or 2000-2008  (examiner.com) (84)
(Some Guy) Amusing Nic Cage as everyone  (niccageaseveryone.blogspot.com) (126)
(ABC News) Cool After less than three weeks in theaters, "Avatar" has hit $1 billion in reciepts worldwide, and shows no signs of slowing down  (abcnews.go.com) (292)
(Contact Music) Cool The estate of Sherlock Holmes is threatening to withdraw Guy Ritchie's rights to the franchise if there is any hint of a homosexual relationship in the sequel. Really, they should just do it out of good taste  (contactmusic.com) (128)
(CBC) Dumbass Bono thinks we need Chinese-style controls on the Internet to protect impoverished rock stars from the ravages of file-sharing  (cbc.ca) (173)
(NYPost) Hero Warren Beatty has nailed 12,775 of the hottest women who have ever lived - which, coincidentally, is almost exactly how many kittens your average Farker has killed in his mom's basement  (nypost.com) (58)
(Contact Music) Asinine Miley Cyrus's brother Trace wants to be famous, so he's trying to get Disney to give him a TV show. Goddammit  (contactmusic.com) (68)

Sat January 02, 2010
(Fox News) Fail Headline: Will Jeff Bridges finally get an Oscar nod? Story: Bridges has been nominated four times  (foxnews.com) (102)
(Yahoo) Asinine Kathy Griffin makes vulgar quip on CNN; moral indignation shiatefest in three . . . . two  (news.yahoo.com) (109)
(Variety) Cool "Avatar" just passed the $300 million mark domestically. The rabid anti-Avatar crowd still haven't managed to make it to level fifteen mage on World of Warcraft  (variety.com) (325)
(BBC) Obvious Welcome to 2010, Gen-Xers. We have no intention of ceasing the systematic rape and torture of your pop-cultural memories. Love, Hollywood  (news.bbc.co.uk) (84)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting The fifteen biggest film gambles of all time, including ones that paid off (Avatar) and ones that didn't (Waterworld)  (ew.com) (132)
(Chud) Fail The 10 best movies based on comic books. You'll see what the tag is for  (chud.com) (134)
(Radar Magazine) Sick One of Hailey Glassman's friends has challenged Jon Gosselin to a $120,000 boxing match. FOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, JUST SHUT UP AND FADE BACK INTO OBSCURITY  (radaronline.com) (36)
(YouTube) Video Live action Star Blazers? If you're of a really specific age range, this is AWESOME  (youtube.com) (177)
(People Magazine) Interesting Shania Twain lights Olympic torch in her hometown. Sadly, this is not a euphemism  (feeds.people.com) (42)
(666) Amusing Tom Waits plays Satan in Terry Gilliam's new film, and boy is Tom's mother pissed  (telegraphjournal.canadaeast.com) (46)

Fri January 01, 2010
(Gawker) Dumbass Lil' Bow Wow kicks off 2010 with a tri-fecta of danger; tweeting while driving, drunk driving, riding in a Lamborghini with Chris Brown. Fark; ALL AT ONCE  (gawker.com) (59)
(Cinematical) Interesting The ten worst films of 2009: haiku edition  (cinematical.com) (86)
(io9) Obvious Neill Blomkamp doesn't want to make big budget movies from now on because making movies on the cheap is the only way to have creative freedom  (io9.com) (38)
(Yahoo) Followup Turns out Van Morrison didn't father a brown-eyed girl and this crazy love story was the result of a wild night by a hacker  (news.yahoo.com) (11)
(Starpulse) Spiffy Brad Pitt to play Moriarty in the inevitable Sherlock Holmes sequel?  (starpulse.com) (104)
(Huffington Post) Fail In case you missed it, here are New Year's Eve pictures of Jennifer Lopez wearing a bodysuit . Goggles and eyebleach mandatory for viewing  (huffingtonpost.com) (168)
(Starpulse) Sad A tribute to those we lost in 2009. Damn you, cancer, for taking Ron Silver  (starpulse.com) (79)
(AP) Dumbass Man guilty of illegally uploading "The Love Guru." The new California law makes it a felony for anyone to knowingly possess any Mike Myers DVD  (hosted.ap.org) (34)
(Huffington Post) Interesting ABC airs first daytime TV gay sex scene. Visit from Fred Phelps in 3...2...1...  (huffingtonpost.com) (93)
(Punchline Magazine) Cool NBC finally makes a smart decision  (punchlinemagazine.com) (56)

Thu December 31, 2009
(Starpulse) Cool Tim Gunn, Ellen DeGeneres named PETA's Men of the Year  (starpulse.com) (42)
(Gawker) Stupid Here are your new cast members of The Real World: DC. Jesus, I hate these people already  (gawker.com) (43)
(nymag.com) Strange In today's episode of People Reading Way Too Much Into Things, we learn that 30 Rock hates the Philippines  (nymag.com) (30)
(ABC News) Followup Marvel Comics shareholders approve acquisition by Disney  (abcnews.go.com) (44)
(NYPost) Amusing Tracy Morgan seen bursting into sex shop hollering for some "motion lotion," rushed back into his waiting BMW  (nypost.com) (59)
(New York Daily News) Followup Rosie O'Donnell is reportedly dating a mother of six. Well, at least you know she puts out  (nydailynews.com) (47)
(io9) Interesting If Science Fiction is to be believed, 2010 is going to be a very busy year  (io9.com) (59)
(Reuters) Obvious This just in: a big theatrical hit with a well-known fictional character can prompt robust sales of back-catalog DVDs related to the same subject  (reuters.com) (50)
(Entertainment Weekly) Cool The complete list of television marathons at your disposal starting on New Year's Eve. Twilight Zone fans, you're in for roughly 46 hours of bliss  (popwatch.ew.com) (118)
(TVWeek) Interesting Why Charlie Sheen will get a free pass while Tiger gets crucified  (tvweek.com) (94)
(New Zealand Herald) Cool Arise, Sir Peter Jackson  (nzherald.co.nz) (35)
(Yahoo) Spiffy Yeah, you know that movie with all the singing and dancing? No, not that one, the other one. No, the other one. Yeah, it's getting pulled from theatres because no one gives a damn  (movies.yahoo.com) (77)
(Entertainment Weekly) Obvious If there were still 5 Best Picture nominees, they would be "Avatar," "The Hurt Locker," "Inglourious Basterds," "Precious," and "Up in the Air." The other nominees this year have no chance to win  (oscar-watch.ew.com) (132)
(Cracked) Interesting Cracked decides to take a semi-serious look at the world to give us the top 5 everything of the decade  (cracked.com) (33)

Wed December 30, 2009
(The Sun) Obvious Megan Fox named worst actress of 2009, still honored to have her name and "actress" in same sentence  T-Shirt  (thesun.co.uk) (52)
(Celebitchy) Amusing Jeff Bridges: "Usually I'll say, 'Oh, I'll just wait until Turturro licks the ball, then I'll change it.' And then he licks the ball, and I'll keep watching"  (celebitchy.com) (58)
(Some Guy) Sad Thunder, Thunder, Thundercats Noooooooooooooooooooo  (gammasquad.uproxx.com) (95)
(Contact Music) Silly John Mayer says he needs to get back into the gym. Presumably within the next 26 minutes  (contactmusic.com) (22)
(Slate) Fail The decade's catchphrase list is all good even if its epic fail made me throw up in my mouth a little; at the end of the day it is what it is despite all the push-back 'cause that's how I roll. I'm just sayin'  (slate.com) (210)
(Variety) Cool Twenty-five new films added to the Library of Congress's film registry, including Dog Day Afternoon, Pillow Talk, Michael Jackson's Thriller, and for some inexplicable reason, The Muppet Movie  (variety.com) (95)
(Contact Music) Followup Rosie O'Donnell has moved on from her ex-lover Kelli Carpenter. It just took two forklifts and several cans of Crisco  T-Shirt  (contactmusic.com) (43)
(Contact Music) Amusing Amy Winehouse is spendin New Year's Eve in the hospital, probably because they have the best pills  (contactmusic.com) (21)
(Breitbart.com) PSA Well, you can add "NCIS" and "NCIS: Los Angeles" to the ever-growing list of shows Breitbart wants boycotted by conservatives, so they're basically down to the Home Shopping Network and "Hee Haw" at this point  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (248)
(Starpulse) Silly Zac Efron gave his girlfriend/co-star Vanessa Hudgens something fruity for her birthday. Other than himself, that is  (starpulse.com) (57)
(Daily Mail) Stupid Not content with pointlessly scrutinising every minutae of celebrities lives today, media moves on to examining what they might be like in 10 years time  (dailymail.co.uk) (30)
(popeater) Followup Sheen, Mueller could lose twin boys over Christmas knife fight. Madonna and Angelina squaring for dibs  (popeater.com) (20)
(Spike) Amusing Top 10 Biggest Douchebags of 2009  (spike.com) (203)
(Breitbart.com) Ironic Angry media personality wants his readers to send angry emails in order to get a host for Turner Classic Movies fired. Because he made an off-hand remark about how we're being manipulated by angry media personalities  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (45)
(The New York Times) Cool "The Year's work in Lebowski Studies": the first collection of scholarly studies on the Dude, or his Dudeness or El Duderino if you're not into that whole brevity thing  (nytimes.com) (55)
(Contact Music) Stupid Michael Cera is actively campaigning to be allowed to ruin any chances Ghostbusters 3 has to be any good at all  (contactmusic.com) (115)

Tue December 29, 2009
(Contact Music) Sad "Poltergeist" star Zelda Rubinstein to step into the light  (contactmusic.com) (103)
(io9) Spiffy One hundred of the most amazing comic book covers of the last ten years. Bonus: In thumbnail form  (io9.com) (83)
(AJC) Ironic Meteorologist gets on-air marriage proposal. Forecast calls for raaaaaiiin on their wedding day  (ajc.com) (37)
(Movieline) Hero First Tyra Banks...now Comedy Central may axe The Jeff Dunham Show. Clearly we were all very good boys and girls this year  (movieline.com) (175)
(Radar Magazine) Silly Arrest report reveals Charlie Sheen's weird body art, including an open zipper with an eyeball hanging out, and "Back in 15 Min" tattooed across his chest  (radaronline.com) (46)
(AP) Sad Someday you will be able to tell your children how we enjoyed free TV, before the days of paying a $50 monthly fee to watch Maury scare a woman with pickles  (hosted.ap.org) (124)
(FARK) Survey Fark's 2009 Headline of the Year contest: Showbiz  (fark.com) (74)
(The Hollywood Reporter) Interesting Can Disney make Ant-Man the next Iron Man?  (hollywoodreporter.com) (62)
(parentdish) Asinine Parent upset over Ricky Gervais' "terrifying" performance on Sesame Street  (parentdish.com) (81)
(Some Guy) Followup You may want to sit down for this, but there's an excellent possibility that the Jon Gosselin break-in was a publicity stunt  (fancast.com) (20)
(Starpulse) Sad Say it ain't so: Tay-Tay is no more  (starpulse.com) (86)
(Contact Music) Obvious Benicio del Toro needed help talking while he was in his Wolfman makeup. Really, it's not like you can understand him in the first place  (contactmusic.com) (33)
(CNN) Obvious Charlie Sheen's career won't be affected by scandal because everyone already knows he's a douchebag. It's not news, it's CNN  (edition.cnn.com) (138)
(R.I.P. Rocket Man) Sad Rocketeer and honorary mythbuster Erik Gates killed in freak accident on his day job  (inquisitr.com) (113)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Nelly offers a $10,000 reward for info leading to the arrest of whoever broke into his St. Louis home last month. The three people who were at home when it happened are ineligible, of course  (starpulse.com) (16)
(Entertainment Weekly) Interesting Avatar may be the worst. Movie. Ever. But apparently it was the biggest part of the Best. Weekend. Ever  (hollywoodinsider.ew.com) (298)
(Examiner) Sad "Shaun of The Dead" director Edgar Wright says "Ant-Man" is still on, but it won't be made with Pixar's help  (examiner.com) (18)
(Apple) Video Hollywood has officially hit rock bottom: A horror movie about being stuck on a ski lift. Sadly, this is not a parody  (apple.com) (161)
(Some Old One) Cool Neil Gaiman's "I, Cthulhu, or, What's A Tentacle-Faced Thing Like Me Doing In A Sunken City Like This (Latitude 47° 9' S, Longitude 126° 43' W)?"  (tor.com) (53)
(Contact Music) Obvious Sigourney Weaver claims that there are still great roles in Hollywood for older women. They just have to die by the end of the film  (contactmusic.com) (68)

Mon December 28, 2009
(Starpulse) Obvious Mark Wahlberg is upset that David and Victoria Beckham moved into his neighborhood, 'cause now it's wicked loud all the time and the paparazzi pak their caz all ova the place  (starpulse.com) (58)
(102.7 WEBN Cincinnati OH) Cool Just when you thought you had opened all of your presents, Tyra Banks says this is the last season for her show  (webn.com) (54)
(Starpulse) Fail Most overexposed celebrities of 2009. Difficulty: no Lady Gaga  (starpulse.com) (100)
(Starpulse) Unlikely Robert De Niro's words of wisdom for his kids: "I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?"  (starpulse.com) (24)
(Gawker) Dumbass Joe Francis, founder of Girls Gone Wild, tries to prove he isn't the douche of the decade by threatening to sue and emailing a shirtless picture of himself to Gawker. You're doing it wrong  (gawker.com) (99)
(Breitbart.com) Interesting "James Cameron should apologize to the American Military and should make a statement that he does not truly feel this way about them"  (bighollywood.breitbart.com) (193)
(io9) Cool Well, at least Ryan Reynolds is going to look good as he's butchering the Green Lantern  (io9.com) (73)
(NYPost) Followup The "48 Hours" producer accused of trying to blackmail David Letterman offers to plead guilty if the DA produces "8760 Hours"  (nypost.com) (13)
(io9) Cool DC may be following in Marvel's footsteps again; it seems the Justice League movie is back on the schedule  (io9.com) (84)
(Starpulse) Dumbass Ashlee Simpson forgets the name of the actor who plays the male lead opposite her character in "Chicago" during live TV interview; blames her drummer for the memory lapse  T-Shirt  (starpulse.com) (56)

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