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Sun December 20, 2009
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(FirstShowing)
 
 
 
The best thing about Avatar? The amazing technology which created the best CG characters ever was developed by Weta digital, the company about to make The Hobbit. Get ready for awesome
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(193)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Brittany Murphy, star of "Clueless" and "8 Mile," died last night after full cardiac arrest at 32
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(1194)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 television episodes of 2009
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(184)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It's like a speed trap on the information superhighway
 
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert's 10 Best Films of 2009. Nicolas Cage was in 2 of them. Invalid arguments to the right
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(198)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olivia from Sesame Street loses battle with breast cancer
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(81)
 
(Lubbock Online)
 
 
 
Waylon Jennings' brother honors his memory with a combination museum/drive-thru liquor store
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(23)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville: "We're going to take the same 3D technology James Cameron used in Avatar and stick it up Steve O's butt. We're taking stupid to a whole new dimension."
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(82)
 


Sat December 19, 2009
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Apparently not content with foisting their own stupid ideas on an unwitting public, Wayans brothers are being accused of stealing someone else's stupid idea
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(26)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Sir Michael Caine makes the best roast potatoes in the world. If that acting thing doesn't work out for him, he'll always have that to back him up
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(58)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox's next book, "A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Future," an advice book for graduates, will shake up the bestseller list next April
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(44)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Avatar grosses $3.5 million during its midnight run. Charles Grodin approves
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(386)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Sir Patrick Stewart. Make it so
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(117)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garrison Keillor thinks it's bad enough when Unitarians mess with the lyrics to "Silent Night" but he what really sets him off is when Jews write Christmas songs
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(129)
 


Fri December 18, 2009
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
You're trying to watch some blue furries yiffing in glorious 3-D this weekend and someone is spoiling the romantic mood by talking? Here's what you do
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(187)
 
(Broadway World)
 
 
 
"A Streetcar Named Desire" musical may be headed to Broadway. Simpsons did it
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(33)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Crohn's blows through the genes of screen writer Dan O'Bannon
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(54)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Horse kicked by cow on the set of the new Hugh Grant masterpiece
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(20)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Tila Tequila calls Jessica Simpson a "waste of space." Something about a pot and a kettle
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(93)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
Video
 
Shrek 4 trailer released to a thunderous yawn
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
There are plans to reboot the long-dead Supergirl franchise. With Taylor Swift
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(139)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
"Here's $50 million. Go fark something up"
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(93)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roundtable with James Cameron, Peter Jackson, Quentin Tarantino, Kathryn Bigelow, Jason Reitman and Lee Daniels (3-part video goodness)
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(83)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The twenty-five sexiest movies of all time; naturally, "9 1/2 Weeks" is on there, but "Mr. & Mrs Smith"? "Out of Sight"? Is this some heretofore unknown definition of sexy?
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(215)
 


Thu December 17, 2009
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
In honor of its 10-year anniversary, a fan releases a 70-minute video review of Star Wars Episode I, explaining why it's horrible
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(293)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you were worried that the upcoming "Sherlock Holmes" movie wasn't going to be gay enough, don't be
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(74)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bryan Singer is returing to the X-Men franchise. Oh, I hope we can finally find out what happens when a toad gets struck by lightning. There are just so many unanswered questions
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(80)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez doesn't miss the gym. I guess it's all behind her now
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(32)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
This week, Craig Ferguson celebrated his 1000th episode by hosting the show entirely with puppets. This was the musical act
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(52)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman named hottest Australian hunk. Well duh, mate
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(30)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Fifteen alternatives to the traditional Christmas specials. Yes, we love Rudolph, Frosty, and Charlie Brown, but you cannot deny the awesomeness of Pinky & The Brain
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(86)
 
(Dispatches from the Culture Wars)
 
 
 
The lawyer who beat Glenn Beck is back and firing off legal briefs to his next target: the FCC
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(93)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
I'll see your Iron Man 2 and Clash of the Titans trailers and raise you....The Runaways?
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nine worst tech movies of all time. Turns out "Weird Science" is not an actual field of study
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(155)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Rene Russo will play Thor's mother Frigga in Kenneth Branagh's adaptation of Marvel's Norse Thunder God
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(72)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
Video
 
New "Clash of the Titans" trailer. RAY HARRYHAUSEN WAS A GENIUS AND HOW DARE TH--Hey, wait a minute. This totally kicks ass
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(186)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Marvel supervillians blow up Soldier Field, retreat to their base in Green Bay
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(50)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Peaches almost creamed
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(69)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
The teaser poster for Christopher Nolan's "Inception" closely resembles a poster for "The Dark Knight." In related news, Leonardo DiCaprio wants to show you a magic trick
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(25)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Twitter-troll calls Demi Moore old and busted: "I'm 47, how am I supposed to look?"
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(95)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
European journalists hold vigil for "French Elvis." Don't step on his bleu suede shoes
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(26)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Jake Gyllenhaal officially "separates" from his odd-looking cephalopod. He also pulls a purple octopus off his head on Sesame Street
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(45)
 
(Some Comic Book Guy)
 
Video
 
"Iron Man 2" Trailer...can't think of witty headline...too much awesome
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(300)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping "2012" became the #3 movie of year with $711 million global box office. You suck, world
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(80)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Because "Old Dogs" did so well at the box office, Disney is greenlighting another Robin Williams buddy comedy. Well, maybe in an alternate universe
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(10)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is suing Star magazine over false reports that she slept with Tiger Woods. So, it looks like we've found her breaking point
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(31)
 
(Hulu)
 
 
 
It's been 20 years since 'The Simpsons' debuted on television. Discussions about how the show hasn't been good for ten years to the right
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(83)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The biggest-grossing female of the last decade at the box office? Emma Watson. Well, really, it could have been anyone; she just happened to be the one cast as Hermoine Granger
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(62)
 


Wed December 16, 2009
(Some geek^2)
 
 
 
Nightcrawler and Wolverine outed as fans of NPR's This American Life
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lou "Humble" Reed: "To this day, I don't think there is much going on that can come close to what the Velvet Underground did...Not even in the universe."
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(101)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
The prequel to 300 tentatively titled "Xerxes" and will be about the Battle of Marathon. Even though, at the time, Darius I was the ruler of Persia and Xerxes had nothing to do with the battle. THIS. IS. HISTORICALLY INACCURATE
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(168)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron has casting couch horror stories from when she first came to Hollywood at age 19. Oh, please, dear God, let there be pictures
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(104)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Garth Brooks demands $500,000 donation back from a hospital after they reneged on a deal to name a building after his late mother
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(70)
 
(Some MTF)
 
 
 
Avatar ignores the evolutionary fact that by 2154, all humans will be trannies. Wait, what?
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Parents' Television Council files indecency complaint against "Family Guy" with the FCC. This is not a repeat from every other year beginning with a 2
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(328)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Alice goes back to Wonderland. Here's the trailer. Tim Burton directed. Yes, it's strange. Spiffy, indeed, but very, very strange
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(152)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Evolution Of Horror-Movie Poster Design, 1922-2009 (not a slideshow)
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(87)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock "stunned" by Golden Globes. Really, why else would any man see the Blind Side if not to stare at her Golden Globes?
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(103)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Guy Ritchie's abortion of a film known as "Sherlock Holmes" has... an 87% fresh rating on Rotten Tomatoes. Wait, what?
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(193)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now you can do one better than watch the Muppets on YouTube... you can make your own Muppet
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(27)
 


Tue December 15, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire may be the next Bilbo Baggins in Peter Jackson's Hobbit
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(123)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Rihanna's highly publicized domestic violence account gave her an opportunity to show impressionable girls that women are not objects and should be respected. But that doesn't sell CDs so she's taking her clothes off
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(66)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Children and jobless stoners rejoice as Nickelodeon orders 26 more episodes of "SpongeBob SquarePants"
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(78)
 
(Probably not)
 
 
 
Is Mesa the new Hollywood?
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker naked Christmas tree tradition may spark other and you've stopped reading this because you're trying to clean up the puke on your keyboard
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(69)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 76th Birthday Tim Conway, one of the best comedic minds of our time. Proof to the left
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(92)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"One senses that if they all put their heads together, it's still doubtful they could beat a carnival chicken at Tic-Tac-Toe."
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(49)
 
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Armond White's Avatar review reaches a level of trolling Farkers could only dream about
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(166)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Q&A with Dave Foley, who now looks like Chastity Bono
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(56)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
"Up in the Air" and "Nine" lead in Golden Globe nominations with 6 and 5 respectively, which is pretty impressive considering, you know, neither one of them have been released yet
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(60)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
In the most ingenious casting move ever, Russell Crowe to play a really pissed-off Robin Hood
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(82)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you were stupid enough to buy both the theatrical release and extended versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy, Warner Bros hopes you'll be stupid enough to do it again for the Blu-Ray versions in 2010 and 2011
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(110)
 
(cinemablend.com)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon to release soundtrack based on commentary of DVD release of web-only miniseries musical. Fans hoping for pop-up book based on the soundtrack, and an interpretive dance series inspired by discarded script drafts
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(39)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
The twenty best sci-fi movies of the decade. Finally, a list we can all agree on
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(346)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Notoriously easygoing director David O. Russell now attached to "Pride and Prejudice and Zombies", Lily Tomlin not expected to cameo
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It took 17 years for someone to realize Courtney Love is an unfit mother
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(40)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino's top eight movies of the year. He makes a bold choice in his #1 pick, going where no top movie list has gone before
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(128)
 


Mon December 14, 2009
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Yeah, as suspected, Lindsay Lohan's "I saved 40 Indian orphans" claim is probably just a bit of drug psychosis kicking in
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(44)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Time has not been kind to Melanie Griffith
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(77)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Some people think Steven Seagal is a douchebag. But here are seven things that make him an AWESOME douchebag
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(86)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Fark "Up in the Air" and "Avatar" - "The Hurt Locker" is emerging as a solid contender for Best Picture 2009
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(99)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Buried at the end of an interview, Paramount's chairman said J.J. Abrams' next project isn't Star Trek or Mission Impossible, essentially pushing Star Trek even further back....and hopefully killing Mission Impossible IV
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(26)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hugh Grant says he got drunk and bought an Andy Warhol painting, was relieved when he got it into his car and discovered it didn't have a penis
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(13)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: the police who investigate crime and the batshiat insane district attorney that sees French Liberalism ruining Law & Order
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(51)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Lord loves a workin' man; don't trust whitey; see a doctor and get rid of it." As true today as it was 30 years ago
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(69)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio, Mel Gibson will play Vikings in an upcoming film which documents their tragic 1994 season
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(70)
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
John Mayer isn't much of a musician. But he is unfunny and a racist, so he has that going for him
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(58)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To absolutely no one's surprise Pete Wentz is, well, a wentz about putting up the Wentz-Simpson family Christmas tree. Wentz
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(32)
 
(Mediaweek)
 
 
 
With magazines failing left and right and the survivors cutting staff just to survive, publishers come up with a brilliant idea to increase sales: Increase cover prices
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(27)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Avatar" could ruin film forever, the same way George Lucas did in '77
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(180)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
A Christmas Story...where are they now? I triple dog dare you to star in porn
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(77)
 
(Some Dr. Doom)
 
 
 
The decade in comic books, including an explanation of who we can blame for the recent shiatfest in the DC Universe
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Susan Boyle handed triple platinum honor, triple cheeseburger
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(29)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's official: Guy Ritchie's upcoming Sherlock Holmes is going to suck
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(182)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Tawny Kitaen and nine other ways to make a bad video for a good song
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(71)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard receives special sporting award for running 43 marathons. I'm sure it will look really nice once he gets all the bees off it
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(74)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Leona Lewis believes in, looks like, extraterrestrial life
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to make the Kessel Run in your sleep, the Millenium Falcon bed is for you
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 

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