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Sun December 13, 2009
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Animated movie about a black princess that turns into a frog beats movie from Clint Eastwood about a black man that went from anti-apartheid activist to president. That's almost as bad as watching Twilight, America
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(NYMag)
 
 
 
The artistic legacy of the last decade is not movies or music or literature. The first 10 years of this new millenium will be remember as a revolution for television, when the idiot box turned into high culture
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Zoe Saldana says she's attracted to clumsy, goofy, imperfect men. Holy hell, farkers, you may have a chance
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna dropped as the spokesgristle for Louis Vuitton
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The Best Picture Oscar race is turning into "Up in the Air" vs. "Avatar"
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Sat December 12, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
"Heroes" actress Dawn Olivieri says that the show is in no danger of cancellation because "this show makes so much money for NBC."
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(Dunego)
 
 
 
H.R. Giger, best known for his work on 'Alien,' did some mind-boggling designs for this bar, like you needed another reason to go out drinking (with pics)
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Brian Cox teaches Hamlet's soliloquy to a 2 year-old.....so that's pretty much awesome
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(io9)
 
 
 
The twenty best science fiction books of the decade, in alphabetical, not numerical, order. And on one page. And yes, World War Z is on here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Epileptic dancer stops taking anti-seizure meds, will put on show featuring flashing lights, sleep deprivation and loud music to induce a fit on stage. What a spaz
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(io9)
 
 
 
At least upcoming "Buck Rogers" remake won't be a Frank Miller overbloated mess with ridiculous dialogues
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Chris Brown loses his shiat on Twitter after finding out many major store chains aren't stocking his latest CD. Thankfully this time all he did was punch the keys
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Rowan Atkinson's car catches fire. According to bystanders, Atkinson spent 10 minutes running around the car soundlessly while mugging to imaginary cameras in a particularly unfunny manner
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Fri December 11, 2009
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
James Cameron has two sequels planned for Avatar, and on top of that, he wants to remake Fantastic Voyage. Subby's all for highlighting the musical genius that is Coolio, but he doesn't know how that song is going to be made into a movie
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Jackson 4 set to tour. This is not from The Onion
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Judge halts Jon Gosselin's media appearances. Paves way for groundbreaking TLC v. Douche Bag ruling
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin "revelled" when he kissed Megan Fox during the filming of Jonah Hex. That's a funny way to spell reviled
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(NME)
 
 
 
Stella McCartney denies rumors that she's designing shoes with Morrissey, claiming the singer is a bigmouthed, crashing bore. Fans of both said to be disappointed
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(Gamma Squad)
 
 
 
Geoff Johns on the new Flash comic: "It's superhero "CSI." You know, Frank, I hope this new series isn't a *sunglasses* flash . . . in the pan. YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAH
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Fallen angels are the new sparkly, abstinent vampires
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Hey look it's the new poster for Iron Man 2. Oh man this thing is.....oh, oh boy, this movie is, it's not going to be good is it?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Finally, a 'best of the decade' list worth reading. Alan Sepinwall, the best TV critic on the web and early promoter of The Wire, breaks down the last 10 years
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(Good Grief)
 
 
 
The ode to anti-commercialism, "A Charlie Brown Christmas," is hacked to bits to fit in more commercials
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Teri Garr turns 65 today, is still worthy of a roll in ze hey
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Five things Hollywood reuses more than plots
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hugh Laurie to direct 'House' episode. This time, it will be Lupus
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sirius announces Snoop Dogg channizzel
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies and Natalie Portman
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The reviews are in: James Cameron's Avatar is an overblown mess. Just kidding, critics are calling it "jaw-dropping" and "mind-blowing"
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Thu December 10, 2009
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Flight of the Conchords" grounded
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"What? Where? When?" Is it: (a) The basics of journalism? (b) First thing Lindsay Lohan says when she wakes up? Or (c) A Russian game show about to come to the US?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Amanda Peet has her second child at 37. In other news, Amanda Peet is 37, which makes subby feel so very old
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin a no-show at TLC lawsuit hearing. He would have come, but had to attend the 2009 National Douchebag Convention
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
An Irish singer and an Italian singer walk into a Mexican restaurant
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(io9)
 
 
 
On his blog, Thomas Dolby blinds Star Wars fans with a new hope upon mentioning how his friend is working on the new Star Wars TV show, movie, and online games. Yes, you saw that. "Movie." Goddammitsomuch, George Lucas
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
R. Kelley's working on a new memoir. It's as yet untitled, so it is a golden opportunity to shower him with suggestions
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(AMC)
 
 
 
What did 80 percent of the 20 top grossing sci-fi films have in common? The answer is "Toys, comics, sequels, remakes." Not included: "quality"
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Angered TV anchor: "Yours truly have been here long before Perez Hilton upchucked his way onto the scene and we will be here long after he slithers away" (with vid)
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Elin to stay with Tiger "for the kids", which is trophy-wife code for "we have a prenup and I'll only get $20 million of his $1 billion"
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(io9)
 
 
 
Assuming he'll still get funding after Avatar bombs, James Cameron says his next project is "The Seven Samurai in space"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently Michael was the sanest Jackson: The Jackson family insists that "American Idol" called the wrong Randy Jackson by mistake
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
David Lynch on George Lucas and not directing Return of the Jedi: "He shows me these things called Wookiees and now this headache is getting stronger" (with vid)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
James Lipton uses the power of the beard to caution teens against sexting in this awesome PSA ad
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
R Kelly gives stripped-down show, dribbles something on the fly, leaves a few people pissed
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Paul Reubens talks "Pee-Wee's Playhouse: The Movie." To be filmed soon in basement of the Alamo
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Hollywood expects 2009 to be record-breaking $10 billion year. Blames illegal downloading
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(Nerve)
 
 
 
An internet list of the top internet lists... yes, this is one step away from dividing by zero
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff gets the word "SHINE" tattooed on her hand to remind herself to always sparkle. Why she didn't get "STOP GETTING STUPID CRAP TATTOOED ON YOUR HAND" tattooed on her hand, I have no idea
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bonnie Hunt to have yet another show canceled. Maybe she'll finally get the hint
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Good, but obvious news: Bruce Wayne is coming back to life. Gooder, and less obvious: As Batman the motherfarking pirate
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Wed December 09, 2009
(Flavorwire)
 
 
 
It's hard to admit, but what some people thought would be "The Jimmy Fallon Nervous Giggle and Awkward Audience Silence Hour" has actually turned out to be pretty cool
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen supports gay marrige, adds that people are born gay, to run
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. became a drug addict by "accident." Oh, is that how it works?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
The worst fake accents in movie history, with video goodness
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(io9)
 
 
 
Rumors abound that John Malkovich may join the Spider-Man 4 cast as the Vulture, and Anne Hathaway as his apprentice
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The influence of reality TV has been insidious, pervasive. It has ruined television, and by ruining television it has ruined America. Maybe America was already ruined, but if so, it's now even more ruined"
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage sued for abuse after failing to warn everyone that math was coming
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
The winner of Biggest Loser season 8 was transformed from morbidly obese to handsome and hot...in a young Paul Newman sorta way. (pics, vid)
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
How much exactly is dinner with Neil Diamond worth?
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Top 10 annoying movie sidekicks. Guess who's number one?
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson + dragons + multi-episode TV series = win
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
'The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus' premieres in NYC with a stunning Lily Cole and a scary disgruntled gnome (with pics)
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(PhysOrg.com)
 
 
 
It's the time of year when psychologists analyze fictional characters. in this installment, we discover that the Grinch suffered from depression and that some PhDs have too much time on their hands
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Tue December 08, 2009
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke gets engaged to 24-year-old girlfriend, which reportedly gave even Marilyn Manson the chills
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
MTV staff receiving death threats from Italian-Americans upset over their depiction as dumb tough guys in the popular new show "Jersey Shore"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
DC to renumber Wonder Woman to make her 600. Because that's what women want: to be OLDER
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
John Stamos has fallen victim to an extortion plot in which a couple threatened him with embarrassing photos. Photos were of John on the set of Full House
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Early reviews are in, "Macgruber: The Movie" is said to be the best SNL movie since "A Night at the Roxbury" and "It's Pat"
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(Celeb Sabotage)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus wears leather hotpants and shows cleavage in front on the Queen
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Economic numbers continue to decline as...OMG, SUSAN SARANDON WEARS FLATS TO MOVIE PREMIERE
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(Us Magazine)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan gets engaged to a big blonde who looks like his daughter, Brooke. That's creepy, brother
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
CBS cancels 54 year old soap opera 'As the World Turns', clearing the way for a game show hosted by Bob Saget or Carrot Top
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton declares herself an embarrasment. Well, knowing is half the battle
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(io9)
 
 
 
Does Iron Man 2 = Spider-Man 3? Oh, please God no
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
New David Foster Wallace story to show up in New Yorker which, including footnotes, is expected to be a record 2,137 pages this upcoming month
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Terrorist sues Sacha Baron Cohen for ruining his life, claiming he now receives death threats. A terrorist receiving death theats, what world do we live in that would allow such a thing?
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(London Times)
 
 
 
After playing Gollum and Screwtape, the only possible way to fill out a stage and screen career would be to play...Ian Dury?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Carrier Prejean won't appear in show at midnight because it conflicts with her Christian image. Either that, or she doesn't want people to see the fangs and facial hair she develops
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan departs the US to do a documentary in India on impoverished children who are so poor they don't even have enough money to buy a gram of blow
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The last place on Earth you'd expect Shakira is a speaking engagement at Oxford, but there she was anyway
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michelle Duggar falls ill with gallbladder issues, airlifted to Mike's VW Auto Repair for emergency tune-up
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Caption Robert Downey Jr. in this awkward moment
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Peace and Love
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(io9)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez says that Avatar is going to be "better than the Phantom Menace." Well, that's one helluva comparison right there
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Harry Potter sex scene...where was that in the book?
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Mon December 07, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out the sweet neck tattoo on former "Family Ties" star Brian Bonsall. Yes, it's another mugshot. Yes, he's been arrested again
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Pity poor Wayne Rogers, who lost his job on MASH so many years ago and only has his huge investment portfolio to sustain him
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says if she ever quits acting, she'll be an interior designer. Huh. I hadn't realized she'd started acting
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(io9)
 
 
 
Are Marvel Comics waging a secret war on women?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jason Siegel spotted leaving Lindsay Lohan's Big hOuse On saTurdaY morning, so now people aCtuALLy think they're dating
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Eva Green wishes her lesbian sex scene in Cracks would have been dirtier. "The love scene is soft-I wanted to go even further." Dear God, won't someone please think of the kittens?
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
DC Comics announces the inevitable Superman/Batman reboot in 2010. Steve Rogers still dead
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The top ten movies to be excited for this holiday season. If this is all we have to be excited about, the theaters are going to be quite empty this Christmas
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy 94th birthday, Eli Wallach. May you only visit Sad Hill cemetery to look for Arch Stanton
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Canadian comedy legends The Frantics hold 30 year reunion. For you Americans, they were like The Kids In The Hall, only funny
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Here's what happened: the "Monk" series finale pulled in record ratings
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