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Sun December 06, 2009
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(io9)
 
 
 
Professor claims "that what Batman and the Joker have in common are formative traumas that highlight how easily order can slip away." It's nice to have our nerdiness validated
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Eight of the scariest Christmas movies of all time. Santa doesn't want milk and cookies--he wants your SOUL
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock's "Blind Side," the story about a Baltimore Ravens lineman, managed to slay Twilight for the weekend box office. Kind of a lateral move, though
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(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Like a genteel, heartwarming Thankgiving dinner. With the Manson family
 
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Unlike "Everybody Loves Raymond," Ray Romano's new show "Men of a Certain Age" will actually be worth watching
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(68)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hugh Laurie as you never seen him before. No , really. Doing a corporate training video
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(32)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
For once, an Entertainment Weekly list that's not in slideshow format, the "Top 20 Divas" of all time. Taylor Swift is ranked at 20, and Beyoncé is at 1, making her the best Diva of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(44)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' mistress furious that he was cheating on her
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(72)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Can Hulk Hogan's life get any crappier?
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(46)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having demonstrated his unparalleled cinematic prowess in Transformers 2, Michael Bay moves on to the next level: Victorias Secret ads. Yes, there are explosions. Yes, there are lens flares
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Office Space's Ron Livingston sues over internet gay rumors. Watch out for your cornhole, bud
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(78)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Ramones loved playing Trivial Pursuit. "The more blow we did, the more intensely we played the game"
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(34)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Alexa Ray Joel, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley, hospitalized for having a New York state of mind
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Sat December 05, 2009
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Tens of millions attend Glenn Beck's "Christmas Sweater" simulcast in New York, Boston, and DC, making it the highest grossing theatrical release since The Dark Knight
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
It's official: 2009's biggest teen romance/comedy is getting a 3-D sequel
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Why "Apocalypse Now," turning 30, is finest film of modern times. "Coppola's wife warned him that he was setting up his own Vietnam with supply lines of wine and steaks and air conditioners"
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(112)
 
(Wordpress)
 
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4 new scenes from Peter Jackson's adaptation of "The Lovely Bones", which you kept telling yourself you'd read before the movie came out even though you had no intention of doing so
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(49)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison has offered to write the sequel to Abrams' Star Trek reboot...and it might work
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(69)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
The Hollywood star refused to come out of his trailer, the leading lady's hair melted and the actor hired to play the Stig couldn't drive
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(35)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
U.S. speedskater says Stephen Colbert is "a jerk" for making fun of Canada. What's that all aboot?
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(42)
 
(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Kevin Bacon and his composer brother Michael stage a benefit concert to help fund this year's Mummer's parade in Philadelphia. Bacons - is there anything they can't do?
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline: "Whoopi Goldberg storms off set of TV show after heated debate over Tiger Woods scandal" Article: She walked a few steps then turned around and came back
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(35)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time's 100 best TV shows ever - All in a nice, handy list format. Firefly fans need not click the link
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(170)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Looks like no one but Joss Whedon wants to buy the rights to the Terminator franchise. Man, that's gotta tell you something right there
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(35)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
ABC to drag out Dick Clark again this year for a "rockin" New Year's Eve
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Roll over Beethoven and tell Tchaikovsky the news: Hollywood to re-imagine "The Nutcracker" as an action-adventure flick
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why "The Office" has turned into the most depressing show on television
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(115)
 


Fri December 04, 2009
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
George Stephanopoulos will replace Diane Sawyer as the host of Good Morning America. ABC has even made him a special leather high-chair
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Umaga has a match with the Undertaker. Not that undertaker. The real one
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(148)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Comcast may kill NBC, but cable will never kill Tom Brokaw
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(45)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Portia De Rossi fears that being gay may have a less than fabulous effect, affect, eff, aff....ahhhh Portia De Rossi is worried people won't like her because she's gay
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(58)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Joseph Gordon-Levitt and Natalie Portman are starring in, what very well could be, the hipsteriest movie ever, and shocker, it's going to Sundance. Your move Zooey Deschanel and Jason Schwartzman
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(63)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"X-Factor" finalists pelted with bottles until forced to leave the stage: "We didn't even get to sing Ghostbusters"
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(32)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ray Winstone, Tom Wilkinson, John Hurt, and Ian McShane are all staring in a movie called "44 Inch Chest," it looks like the kind of comedy that Guy Ritchie might make, only, you know, good
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
New TV show called "Howl" proposed. Will focus on Beat poet Lawrence Ferlinghetti, and the impact his seminal work of the same name had on the cultu- Wait, what? It's about WEREWOLVES? Oh, Jesus CHRIST
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(249)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson wants to give everyone a taste of what Britney Spears will look and sound like in 20 years
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson and Danny DeVito inducted into the New Jersey Hall of Fame. Talk about a dubious honor
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(33)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Plagiarism charges against Stephanie Meyer have been dismissed, which means she is indeed the one responsible for all of this emo sparkly vampire bullshiat
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(86)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The sucess of 2012 will push Sony pictures over the $2 billion total box office mark, proving that the apocalypse has already happened
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(42)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fan gives the Jonas Brothers a dead shark as a gift. They immediately jump it
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(18)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Why we get to enjoy the musings of talented dopes: "Pretty much anything Bono or Sean Penn writes is a festival of crap that would never be tolerated from another contributor"
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(11)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga is turned into a comic book superhero. Her superpowers include medusa-like stare, songs that swallows your soul and the ability to pee standing up
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(69)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
And, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth of hair, and the moon became as blood, and Steven Seagal's A&E show broke the all-time viewing records for the station
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(74)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham and Bill O'Reilly star in "sexy nude amateurs"
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(22)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone had a recent exhibit where two of his paintings sold for $40k and $50k. He then sold four more for far less money, each with the same theme but progressively worse and uninspiring
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(18)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Data: "A pound of relish and an anchovy would kick ass." Picard: "Walk me to Halifax." Data: "Watch me eat 450 farkin' hard boiled eggs"
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(117)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker has "enormous regrets" over agreeing to do the Sex and the City sequel. Guess we finally have an explanation for the long face
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(57)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The top 10 most watched TV shows of the decade. #3 really?
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(101)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
James Van Der Beek didn't want to wait long before rebounding, is now dating model Kimberly Brook, whose standards are apparently quite low
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Evan Rachel Wood and Marilyn Manson are once again dating. Guess pale, unattractive ominsexuals really do attract one another
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(76)
 


Thu December 03, 2009
(Time)
 
 
 
Alton Brown: "Celebrity chefs are the high priests of the food craze that is partly responsible for the fattening of America. We helped people get into this mess. I don't see why we shouldn't help get them out"
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(123)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Ten movie sequels that were better than the originals. For once, #1 is actually right
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(441)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The worst sci-fi movies of the decade, including "Red Planet" and "Mission to Mars." "This is why we shouldn't go to Mars: It makes people stupid"
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(217)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett is speaking to best friend Alana Stewart from beyond the grave. She says "It's beautiful here, I love you, and what kind of sick fark is Ryan O'Neal hitting on his daughter at my funeral?"
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Stevie Wonder named "Ambassador of Peace" by the UN. Bet he didn't see that coming
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(13)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Music industry saved by Beyonce's 10 Grammy nominations, 9 for shower singer Taylor Swift and a nom for Hall & Oates "Sara Smile" which is 33 years old
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(71)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
Alan Moore takes a break from biatching about Hollywood to rock out for six immensely uncomfortable minutes (with vid)
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(43)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Joss Stone: "If my album tanks I'll have to do nude photo shoots" - Best reason yet for buying the new Joss Stone album
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(107)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt has turned into the crypt keeper [with "brace yourself" pics]
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(232)
 


Wed December 02, 2009
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Rupert Everett, who has appeared in over 50 movies and TV shows in the last 20 years, says coming out as gay two decades ago "ruined" his career
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(87)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you decide to antagonize a crazy man make sure he isn't ex Navy and an ex pro wrestler
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(119)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Jeff Bridges says Iron Man had no script and it was only saved because the improv prowess of the film's director and star. Say what you want about the tenet of always having a script Dude, but at least it's an ethos
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(45)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will Smith has the sense to put the brakes on the inevitable "Hancock" sequel
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(65)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Top 12 "I Needed The Check" Roles
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(198)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
While Judi Dench was fiiming her latest role, she happened into the editing romo and wound up squawking and clicking like a parrot to save the production company money
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(48)
 
(Times-Tribune)
 
 
 
YouTube's favorite Scranton city council gadfly, the deluded Ray Lyman, could be featured on Comedy Central. With videos of his greatest hits
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters picks the 10 most annoying celebs that people just wish would go away and labels them "fascinating"
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(57)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Why "Twilight IV" will be the end of the cinematic world in 2012
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(155)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell wants to play Simon Cowell in a biopic of the talent show host's life. Well, at least we know he won't have to be funny
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(25)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mrs. Keaton comes out of the closet, says she is a lesbian. Alex reportedly shaking with rage
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(177)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bono says he's overpaid
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(61)
 
(Topless Robot)
 
 
 
By the mighty hammer of Thor, it's the 10 dumbest comic book Hostess ads
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(51)
 
(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
A teen panel working with the Boston Public Health Commission has determined that songs by Lady Gaga are the musical equivalent of junk food. Must be Ding Dongs
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(104)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Contractor claims Pamela Anderson snatched his tool. Subby types porno script as fast as he can
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(25)
 


Tue December 01, 2009
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
So there's a gay elf sex scene in Dragon Age Origins. Surely no one has a problem with this right? Right. Nobody at all
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(315)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former top Hollywood stars recreate their famous characters for photoshoot. "The Magnum" is there
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(139)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
It's like listing the 10 most-healthy Pizza Hut dishes: The decade's top 10 reality programs
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(92)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Alanis Morissette loves pot and writes all of her songs while higher than a GPS satellite. Well, that explains a lot
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(71)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Audrey Hepburn's Givenchy gowns hit the auction block. They've already been washed, pervs
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(54)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Wasn't "Julie and Julia" just an awesome love story? Now the author has a follow-up: She cheated on her loyal husband by having an S&M affair and then became a butcher
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(47)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie to star in a sitcom. Possible titles include "Everybody Boffs Nicole," "Whore Improvement," and "How I Met Your Gynecologist"
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(37)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison wants to work on "Star Trek 2". Paramount suggests a red shirt and a precipice
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(129)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is releasing a DVD of herself doing yoga. Porn can't be too far behind
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(59)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Cormac McCarthy's typewriter to go up for auction. Said to be in bad shape except for the punctuation keys, which are unused
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(34)
 
(superherohype.com)
 
 
 
"The Hurt Locker" star Jeremy Renner talks about taking a shot at playing Hawkeye in the "Avengers" movie
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(29)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone mumbles something that could be either a delicious beef stroganoff recipe or news about "Rambo 5"
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(36)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
First pic of the new Daniel-san and Mr. Miyagi
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(107)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Baldwin says he doesn't want to act anymore. Not that one, the other one, no, that one either, the one who could act better than Al Gore
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Orson Welles' daughter protests biopic, that one "Pinky and the Brain" cartoon, and all those episodes of "The Critic"
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(90)
 


Mon November 30, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
Teaser poster for Iron Man 2: Electric Boogaloo released, and yes, you can see part of War Machine
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(100)
 
(ET Online)
 
 
 
Levi Johnston says he'd be happy to appear on "Dancing With the Stars." Actually, he's be happy if you had some spare change you could lend him
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(26)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Looking for Calvin and Hobbes: The Unconventional Story of Bill Watterson
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(183)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Box-office success of "New Moon" is comforting for future of movies, since it shows girl power is finally overcoming hegemony of overgrown teenage boys who traditionally produce and greenlight films
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(90)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC angrily pulls shows off air after discovering that producers passed fake scenes off as real, saying that behaviour might be acceptable in climate change research but daytime television has higher standards than that
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
William Shatner says he is done trying to make peace with his Star Trek costars, will instead focus his efforts on bringing back Esperanto
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(89)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
"Harry Potter" star Daniel Radcliffe slated to mock "Twilight" on "The Simpsons". Well, if that's not the pot calling the kettle 'dorky', what is?
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(77)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today's "1983 called, they want their awesome concert back" brought to you by news that Simple Minds and Orchestral Manoeuvres in the Dark have joined forces for an eight concert tour of England
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(34)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Nick Hogan in another car accident. This time it was while returning from a charity event promoting safe driving
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(74)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Seventeen movies that can be watched over and over, including Goodfellas and The Princess Bride. Inconceivable
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(287)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Emma Watson acts like something that rhymes with "witch" during vacation with boyfriend. Bonus: Pissed off bikini pics that are still hot
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(240)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest Scots of all time. And topping the list is the man who spent years trying to perfect an anal bum cover
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