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Sun November 29, 2009
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twilight: New Moon rules the box office for the second straight week despite Sandra Bullock staking them on Thursday. Well, I hope you're happy, America, we can expect even more sparkly bullshiat
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(io9)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. announces that all Superman movies have been put on hold. Which means Bryan Singer can't fark things up anymore
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Jay Leno losing audience share to a corporately manufactured TV robot that spits out week-old entertainment material to brain-dead couch potatoes
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(io9)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi may have found the next sleeper hit like District 9, "Panic Attack." Because the world needs another shaky-cam movie about racial tensions in a second-rate country
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt: Hey New Orleans, here are some new, affordable, efficient, hurricane-resistant houses for residents to move back into. Residents: They look yucky
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Twilight" to be adapted for television. GOOD GOD, IT'S EVERYWHERE
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dave Grohl: "Fark Twitter. That's the biggest waste of time. If people got their head out of their ass, they might farking get out and accomplish something." Um... that's more than 140 characters, Dave
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian really wants to be on Oprah before the show goes off the air. And she has deduced the best way to do this is adopt an African orphan or two
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten best webcomics of the decade, minus xkcd
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alicia Keys is ready to be a mother. However, she may want to rethink her current relationship, as it would be difficult to raise a family with a man known as "Swizz Beats."
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Laurie gives his best vicodin grin after getting a black eye over the weekend
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Sat November 28, 2009
(Some Do-righter)
 
 
 
Rocky and Bullwinkle turn 50, celebrate by pulling a rabbit out their hat. Again
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Hassellhoffspitalized
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
When animals attack celebrities, who are we rooting for?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
British press insists that singing hag Susan Boyle is America's Woman Of The Year for 2009. Note to Britain: no, she's not
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey someday hopes to lead a simple life. Until then, if that beluga caviar is a degree above or below room temperature, IT'S YOUR ASS
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
When you're a star from the biggest movie franchise in history, you can get away with a lot of shiat. Well. "star" may be stretching it a bit
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fergie did firsthand observation in order to perfect her role as a prostitute in "Nine." No word if this was past experience, or present
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
The twenty best graphic novels of the decade, including Fables, Blankets, and Bone. Bonus: no Alan Moore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Academics hold conference to discuss social science underlying The Wire, proving once again that some people can't enjoy the simplest things without being thrown into frenzies of analysis
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Fri November 27, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
The classic '60s show that never was to be: William Shatner and Adam West's "Alexander the Great" (w/ pilot)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Batman's back, and he's baaaad
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(io9)
 
 
 
Someone somewhere thinks it would be a great idea to reboot "Space: 1999." Because the original worked out so well
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"The BBC has abandoned plans to screen a ballet featuring a deformed Pope who rapes nuns that it had announced as one of the highlights of its Christmas schedule." And I was so looking forward to taking the kids (link fixed)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Believe it or not, Sigourney Weaver refuses to lie about her age, says she will continue to make movies, but none will ever be as good as "Dave"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse will not remarry her estranged ex-husband, marking the first time she's done something sensible in over three years
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(Music-News)
 
 
 
Who would replace Oprah? Snoop Dogg claims he could fit those shoes. Only thing, the show would have to start 20 minutes late, at precisely 4:20
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Kids in the Hall returns with miniseries that's a cross between Corner Gas and Twin Peaks: "You wouldn't be able to do stuff like that in America unless they were paying you $1 per episode"
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
Video
 
The best timelapse wrestling video you'll see this side of Robot Chicken
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Choose life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a farking big television. Ewan McGregor has chosen to prevent a "Trainspotting" sequel from going into production
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Thu November 26, 2009
(Houston Press)
 
 
 
Nobody can eat 50 eggs: The 5 best overeating scenes from the movies, in honor of stuffing your maw today
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron has a GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL of building soccer fields in South Africa. With luck, she'll raise enough cash to fund her G-G-G-G-G-G-G-GOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL
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(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
According to Good Morning America, male pop stars who kiss men: Bad; male pop stars who beat women: Good
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Burn Notice" gets a fourth season, Bruce Campbell gets a fifth mojito
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jon Voight says that Megan Fox isn't as good an actress as his daughter Angelina Jolie, says he'll have to make out with her to be sure
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman and Daniel Craig auction their sweaty vests for charity, proving once again that philanthropy is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dane Cook shows his Thanksgiving charity by performing free shows. YOU'RE DOING IT WRONG
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Anonymous reviewer says that Avatar, at $237 million, is "literally vomit inducing." Makers of Gigli consider trademark-infringement lawsuit
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jon & Kate Gosselin beat Kanye west for the coveted "Turkey of the Year" dishonor
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
You're a washed-up, has-been, British pop star. Do you: C) shop for property in Australia so you have a good base to hunt UFOs? "He needs to mellow out and chase aliens."
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
18 foreign language movies you really, really should see
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(theTVaddict.com)
 
 
 
Get your first look at the new cast of 24. Can you spot the mole?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Stephen King fans; that announcement about a Shining sequel was a bit premature. Thank god
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Wed November 25, 2009
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson says it will take two more years before his audience can say : "Who the heck is Tin-tin?"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Donny Osmond wins Dancing with the Stars. Well...that's...you know what, I can't bring myself to care. Sorry
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The greatest seasons from twenty classic shows. Well, at least it got The Simpsons right; nothing will ever top season four
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The good: "Zombieland 2" is in the works and will be in 3D. The bad: it'll come out in 2012, which means that the real Mayan apocalypse will trump the fake zombie apocalypse
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Kid Rock still angry he starred in a sex tape with Creed's Scott Stapp, really wishes it had been Nickelback's Chad Kroeger
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Who's down with OBE? Alan Cumming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Afghanistan set to launch their own James Bond series, hopefully to be as successful as Turkish Star Wars
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Man risks certain death to prank an entire theater full of "Twilight: New Moon" fans (with glorious video)
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Smug, swaggering, mean middle-aged men such as Simon Cowell, Jeremy Clarkson, and Gordon Ramsay are fast becoming Britain's top cultural export to the world, thanks to their authenticity
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
King Kong's metal skeleton fetches 121,250 bananas at auction
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
All work and no play make Steve a dull boy: King announces sequel to "The Shining"
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Tue November 24, 2009
(Variety)
 
 
 
ABC 'temporarily' halts production of 'FlashForward'. Of course, they had months to plan for this event
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
"She's made more bombs than the Krupp Arms Works and yet Hollywood keeps giving her the keys to its kingdom." Defamer tries to figure out why Sandra Bullock is still a star
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(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Wait, wait ... don't tell me Carl Kasell is retiring from NPR's "Morning Edition''
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga spent $1,000 on 80 pizzas for fans waiting for her autograph. We can only assume that there was extra sausage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Goodnight Keith Moon
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Jersey Shore" a guido-fied Real World, may be cancelled before it airs its first episode. Then again, it's on MTV so it will probably run for thirteen years
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Regis Philbin will undergo hip replacement surgery on December 1st, meaning we'll be subjected to a rotating series of cohosts designed to make Kelly Ripa look like an idiot
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(College Humor)
 
 
 
Star Wars Facebook status updates. Something something Dark Side something something
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(io9)
 
 
 
The ten most promising sci-fi franchises that turned into pathetic soap operas. Why yes, Angel and Heroes are represented
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(ABC2News Baltimore)
 
 
 
At her signing Monday night, Rihanna kept hundreds of fans waiting for hours out in the cold rain under their umbrella-ella-ellas
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere sprays champagne all over herself purple monkey dishwasher no one is reading this anymore
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(Variety)
 
 
 
FX wins cable rights to "Twilight." Actually, "wins" might be the wrong word to use here, but you get what I mean
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Zac Efron nearly gave up acting after his first audition brought him to tears. Better luck next time, audition
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(Some Gorn)
 
 
 
The script pages for William Shatner's cameo in Abrahms' Trek Reboot finally revealed. It's a shame they left this out
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee Jones steps down from his actor/director duties on "The Lincoln Lawyer" due to creative differences, Anton Chigurh
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(Pop Rocks)
 
 
 
Is James Cameron's latest movie, Avatar, a financial abyss that will be a titanic failture? Or will it terminate the competition?
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(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
If you're old enough to remember Tai Babilonia, you're old enough to know you don't want to see her naked anymore
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Today's Nerdgasm: Michael Moorcock to write a Dr Who novel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Lambert defends gay kiss, simulated fellatio, ghastly haircuts and similar Bowie-ripoff antics as attacks on the post-AIDS lesbian hegemony
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey: "I've never done one diva-ish thing in my life. The actual definition of a diva is a woman who sings well"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Katie Couric, you look good, won't you back that azz up, you's a fine anchorwoman, won't you back that azz up
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kirk Camerowned
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 Awesomest Sweaters on the Internets
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(io9)
 
 
 
Producers Guild of America bestows their highest award on Joss Whedon...for his work outside of television
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper finds a new way to shock audiences
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman talks about how she feels like a part of something "top secret" now that she's involved with Marvel's upcoming Thor film. Thankfully, there are pictures that enhance the story
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Proving that vampires are in fashion and movies about them must now suck, there is another "Lost Boys" sequel on the way
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Mon November 23, 2009
(io9)
 
 
 
New trailer for upcoming "Justice League: Crisis on Two Earths" is out, and it has... EVIL WONDER WOMAN
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's the battle of wits of the century: Jessica Simpson versus Perez Hilton. Dozens of brain cells hang in the balance
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Dustin Hoffman might come to his senses and not participate in the "Meet the Fockers" sequel
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(LA Late)
 
 
 
Just face it, Paula Deen is always trying to ham it up on camera
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Matt Damon is delighted that he is related to Ben Affleck, but says it makes all those "experiments" they had in college a little more awkward
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Danny DeVito moves forward with plans for a Crazy Eddie biopic, even though he could be sued for doing so. His film ideas are INSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANE
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Dr Who is 46 years old today, and he doesn't look a day over 2,432
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(SlashFilm)
 
Video
 
Joseph Gordon-Leavitt once again shows why he's awesome, recreating Singin' in the Rain on Saturday Night Live
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Zac Efron wants to play a James Bond villain in "Dr. No Staying Out Past Your Curfew"
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Kings of Leon bassist dates Twilight actress in attempt to create the trolliest Fark headline ever
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Back in 1992, the movie Freejack predicted what 23rd November 2009 would be like. How much did it get right?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum officially takes husband Seal's last name, will now be known as Heidi
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Is Marv Albert confused by reports that he fought with 50 Cent and his entourage? YES
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 14 fake movies from real movies
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