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Sun September 20, 2009
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Emmy Thread? 8 PM on CBS
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
While playing college basketball, L.A. Lakers forward Lamar Odom suffered from bouts of depression and low self esteem. So it should come as no surprise that he's marrying the wookie queen
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp says there is a "crack in my enthusiasm" regarding Pirates of the Caribbean 4. Now he knows how we feel
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Breaking with the Hollywood tradition of skinnying up 4 minutes after birthing a baby, Jennifer Hudson isn't having any of that nonsense by the looks of things (pics, vid)
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Sat September 19, 2009
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hugh Laurie complains playing the limping Dr. House on TV has ruined his knees. Or maybe it's given him lupus. It's sometimes lupus
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston stays fit with the Sarah Jessica Parker workout, running around a horse track
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Modern-day family challenged to live in recreation of the most hellish conditions ever endured by members of the human race: the 1970s (w/ chilling photos)
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Chef Jamie Oliver travels to Huntington, West Virginia - "the fattest town on Earth" - in hopes that his cooking will turn the residents off food
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Fri September 18, 2009
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
♪ Wolf lost on Jeopardy, baby. ♬
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin has offered to pay Playboy $100,000 to photograph her nude in a Kate Gosselin wig. (VIDEO)
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(109)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
The LAPD was called to LeAnn Rimes' house to guard her luggage
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(35)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey hates her moustache in upcoming movie: "This is so ugly, man, I don't know what to do"
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(60)
 
(Fangoria)
 
 
 
SNL's Bill Hader in awe of working with the King, baby;"I saw ARMY OF DARKNESS nine times even though it was only in Tulsa for a week"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
79-year-old Sean Connery set to return to upcoming "Indiana Jones" movie, George Lucas laughing in the face of small details such as his character being dead and all
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(Some Wormwood)
 
 
 
Get ready to geek out: Andy "Gollum" Serkis plays Screwtape in a new audio drama (not just a book on tape) of "The Screwtape Letters"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Noted oncologist / endocrinologist and part-time Thighmaster spokeswoman Suzanne Somers says chemotherapy killed Patrick Swayze
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(156)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The Palin/Biden debate is back ... in opera form
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(YouTube)
 
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Reporter apologizes for Kanye West using T-Pain's Iphone App
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Unearthed Hunter S. Thompson angry Rum Diary letter: "Okay, you lazy b--ch, I'm getting tired of this waterhead f---around"
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(89)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
20 ways to make an English major cry
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(442)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Elvira looks pretty sunny for a 58-year-old Mistress of the Dark
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Thu September 17, 2009
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Cut...it...out....of my paychecks
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(68)
 
(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
John Stossel explains why he is moving from the commie loving ABC to the fascist fanatics at Fox
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(198)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mick Jones and Topper Headon enter studio for first time in almost 30 years to re-record "Jail Guitar Doors", in campaign to rehabilitate prison inmates. Clashmitter just had a Level 18 Clashgasm. RIP Joe
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(32)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Bravo to introduce a "Real Housewives" apparel line for all you women who want to look like low-class, middle-aged skanks who accidentally married well
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(65)
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Now the music industry wants royalties for the 30 second preview clips on iTunes. Next up, being charged for having a song stuck in your head
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(102)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Aaron Eckhart wants Christopher Nolan to revive the supposedly dead Two-Face for the inevitable Dark Knight sequel. Yeah, I bet doing sappy romantic comedies with Jennifer Aniston would make anyone eager to make a good movie
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan, whose current occupation is tanning and chain smoking, pitches a hissy at a fashion show because the seating arrangements didn't reflect her importance
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(67)
 
(WBUR)
 
 
 
When I think of Shakespeare's A Midsummer Night's Dream I think of ....... DISCO (yeah baby, there's video)
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(25)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Dan Brown's latest literary abortion beats out "Harry Potter and the Quest for More Money" to take all-time single-day sales record
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(189)
 
(Rian.Ru)
 
 
 
World's tallest man says women are scared of him. No offense, dude, but if you're 8.1 ft tall, and you have an 11-inch handspan, they're gonna do the math
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Abercrombie to sue Beyonce for trademark infringement. Lawyers for the company say they were originally going to sue Taylor Swift until Kanye West interrupted the filing and demanded they sue Beyonce instead
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(ABC)
 
 
 
"Cannabis Planet" is a new television show focusing entirely on one plant, and viewers are already hungry for more
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(28)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Woody Harrelson got his life spared by Croatian judo gang when they recognized him as dim-witted Woody from "Cheers"
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(65)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Kentucky chicken farmer falls assbackward into million dollars
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(46)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Gossip's Beth Ditto is still mad that Katy Perry has a hit song about kissing a girl and she doesn't
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(74)
 
(Newsarama)
 
 
 
Mark Harmon, Gina Torres, William Baldwin, Chris Noth, and James Woods to star in upcoming Justice League movie
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Wed September 16, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
7 million people come to their senses
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(Google)
 
 
 
Peter, Paul
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jasmine Guy joins the cast of "The Vampire Diaries," proving that she's still alive and working. Or is actually a member of the undead
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 Ruined Moments Courtesy Of Kanye West (w/ Not safe for work pic)
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(81)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Henry Gibson dead at 73. Despite millions of dollars of research, death continues to be our nation's number one killer
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(102)
 
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Larry Gelbart's last interview: CBS really farked up M*A*S*H
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
New documents reveal JRR Tolkien as secretly trained as Government spy during WW2: "'We simply don't know why he didn't join. Perhaps it was because we declared war on Germany and not Mordor"
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(Political Wire)
 
 
 
The audio of Obama calling Kanye West a "jackass" is good but the video is better
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(410)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
George Takei and his husband Brad are boldly going where no gay couple has gone before: "The Newlywed Game"
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(31)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Twelve of Lady GaGa's most ridiculous outfits. This really isn't anything earth-shattering, except that in some of the photos she bears an uncanny resemblance to Dee Snyder...who hasn't been heard from since GaGa got popular. Hmm
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(143)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
JJ Abrams says the next Star Trek movie will deal with "modern issues". With the Federation in a recession, fighting wars againt Cardassia and Romulus, are they ready for a Jem'Hadar President who may have been born in Qo'nos?
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(178)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In anticipation of Dan Brown's latest dump of conspiracy crap, here's the real story behind the Masons. Or at least what they want you to believe
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(114)
 
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
The recently finished King of the Hill had a series bible with over 60 rules about keeping the show unique and grounded. Family Guy has a TV Guide from 1983. (w/pic of Peggy Hill that will haunt your nightmares)
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Disney CFO says that Marvel's heroes will first appear in consumer products like lunchboxes, backpacks, bedding, and action figures. "There's an appreciation of the characters and the stories that we have to respect"
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(42)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
"Heroes" is once more in danger of dying, and there's only one way to save it. Quick, someone get to the emergency lesbian plot cupboard
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(57)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
America breathes sigh of relief as FCC re-opens Janet Jackson boob investigation
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(61)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
John Mayer wants Jennifer Aniston back. Since it's probably not going to happen, he's expected to write an entire album based on his heartbreak. Again
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(41)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michelle Williams says that falling in love again didn't save her. Obviously she fell in love with the wrong guy. She really should have read all those letters subby sent her
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(19)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas to portray Liberace in Soderbergh biopic, tickling Matt Damon's ivories along the way
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(28)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Scooby-Doo has been teaching the value of skepticism and rational thought for 40 years now
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(87)
 


Tue September 15, 2009
(Celebrity Clubber)
 
 
 
You know that show "More to Love", where an overweight man picks from 20 "plus size" women to prove that love is more than just about weight? Yeah, the smallest and lightest girl on the show won
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(116)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift went on the view to talk about the whole Kayne West dust up, in the process did the impossible and made Joy Behar look even older
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(84)
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Iran is set to begin airing Lost, but edited to include no offenses to Islamic sensibilities. That means no Sayid doing anything badass, no Eko as a crazy priest, and no Kate near naked. Tag is for the Iranian TV watcher
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(48)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
"The question we have to ask, then, is 'What if Kanye West is retarded?'"
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(84)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 5 most maddeningly unresolved TV plotli
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(259)
 
(Media Post)
 
 
 
Hulu will destroy the broadcast TV model, taking $920 in ad revenue from the networks for every viewer who switches from TV to Hulu
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(75)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tourism authorities forced to apologize for fake viral video luring foreign men to Denmark for easy sex
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(44)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Yet another sign of a weaking economy, 17.7 million Americans dont have cable or satellite tv. Chin-up people
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(85)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
You're posting on Fark, where Wil Wheaton also hangs out, who was in Star Trek TNG with Patrick Stewart, who appeared on Extras with Ricky Gervais, who is presenting at the Emmys with Kevin Bacon
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(70)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Duchovny finds it hard to be away from his family, tries to find things to keep his hands busy
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson: "A coyote stole my poochie"
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(115)
 
(Atom)
 
 
 
Gay fish appology mad libs style
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(65)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers' limo rear ends a bus. She does the only sensible thing and signs autographs for anyone who wants one while waiting for the mess to get cleaned up
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(36)
 
(Google)
 
 
 
World celebrities sing to stop global warming. You'd think all that hot air would exacerbate the problem
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(30)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Public television station lays off 10% of its staff. Unfortunately it's not the 10% who goes on the air begging for money twice a year
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(34)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Keith Floyd has drunk his last bottle of wine
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(46)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
President Obama calls Kanye West a "jackass." Kanye responds by claiming Obama doesn't care about black people
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(755)
 


Mon September 14, 2009
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Shakira and Pink both wore the same dress to the MTV VMAs. In related news, two Hollywood assistants are currently looking for jobs
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(136)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Nic Cage replaced by Inglourious Basterds' Christoph Waltz in The Green Hornet
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(68)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
Ranking the top ten white trash characters in movies. Surprisingly, #1 seals the deal
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(374)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Jack Kerouac: "At 13 years of age, Jim Carroll writes better prose than 89 percent of the novelists working today"
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(47)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
What exactly does DC Entertainment mean for the comic book industry?
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(46)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell says "Spiderman 4" starts shooting in January and he's got a 'major part' in it this time. Groovy
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(97)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Handlers of nutty actress Mischa Barton won't let her get hopped up on goofballs anymore, limiting her to chain-smoking only
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(21)
 
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Man consumes a staggering six crab cakes. And the crowd goes wild
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(118)
 
(TV Guide via Blogspot)
 
 
 
TV Guide chooses the top 100 television episodes of all time. Here's the list in a non-slideshow form
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(344)
 
(News Of The World)
 
 
 
In a lesson to us all, Russell Brand tells his model girlfriend to go shopping with his mum so he can have a threesome with a fan and a stripper
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nigerians outraged by their "degrading" portrayal in District 9, look forward to soliciting concerned Americans with help regarding a pending confidential transaction
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(53)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
27 movies about the difficulty of making movies
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(70)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In order to successfully portray Bill Clinton, Dennis Quaid found himself following Clinton's McDonald's diet
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman finally gets a shot at joining the Wu-Tang Clan
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(60)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Kanye West bum-rushes the VMA stage, grabs the microphone from Taylor Swift during her acceptance speech, complains that Beyonce's video was better (working video clip in link)
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(1128)
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Transformers crew on 'dumb as a rock' Megan Fox: "we've had the unbearable time of watching her try to act on set, and yes, it's very cringe-able. So maybe, being a porn star in the future might be a good career option"
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(118)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
This country's got 99 problems, but Jay-Z running for President ain't one
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(56)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Josh Olsen does not want to read your farking script
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(26)
 

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