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Sun July 19, 2009
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Jeanie Garofalo: "Here's my routine about 9/11, TSA and the conservative American media." London audience: "[crickets]" Garofalo: "Since I'm obviously not funny, I'm leaving. Bye"
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(241)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Forgetting she already did "Knocked Up," Katherine Heigl finds herself in another bomb scare
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(53)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Author Frank McCourt has died. Let us all pray: "In the name of the father, the son and the holy toast"
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(121)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
LITTLE MISS S#&TSTORM: UK Mom Dresses 4-Year-Old Daughter as Hooters Girl for Kiddy Pageant. On Your Mark, Get Set, Sexploitation!
 
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Murder charges in Michael Jackson case unlikely, says more reputable news source with proper capitalization
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Perez Hilton's "Please Hate Me" world tour sees no end in sight
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(47)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Shire enough, the rebuilding of Hobbiton has begun for the filming of "The Hobbit"
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(60)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Your first official looks at Pepper Potts, James Rhodes, and Justin Hammer from "Iron Man 2." Mickey Rourke's pastel dreadlocks unavailable for comment
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(32)
 
(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
Well, I gotta say, this just... this just beats all. I'm shakin' the dust of this crummy little town off my feet to tell ya that Jimmy Stewart has been inducted into the doggone National Aviation Hall of Fame
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(21)
 
(News Of The World)
 
 
 
MURDER charges in Michael Jackson case to be filed within DAYS, there will be a criminal TRIAL. NEWS of the WORLD is in yer Fark, capitalizin yer random werds
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(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
J-Lo eats a popsicle. The Sun is there
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(30)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell: "I get very anti-social, depressed and irritable with people." In related news, the world is still spinning, the sky is still blue, water is still wet
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe considers new "Master & Commander" movie, punching you in the face
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(48)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Shakira became a vegetarian after befriending chickens. What she has against kittens, though, we'll never know
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(28)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Rachel Weisz wrinkles her nose at the thought of actors using Botox. Smooth move, Rachel
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(40)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Debbie Gibson speaks out about pedophile fans...OMG MY EYES, WTF happened to Debbie Gibson?
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(80)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Slashfilm writer watches all Harry Potter movies in a week for the first time, reviews them all. Bottom line? They sort of stink
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(128)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Former 007 sues wife for more money. No, not that 007, the other one. No, the OTHER one. No, the OTHER other one. *sighs* Look, it's not THAT one, it's the one that nobody remembers
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(39)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Because some people believe horror movies are real, orphan rights group demands changes, profits from upcoming movie 'Orphan'
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(37)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
That whistling noise you hear is Jorja Fox racing back to CSI for another paycheck
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cannes cans cans
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(58)
 


Sat July 18, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ryan? "No" Simon? "No" Randy? "No" Sorry, Paula, you didn't make it through to the next round
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(46)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Denise Richards proves the eyes really are the windows to the soul
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(104)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Forget Hollywood, Bollywood, and even Dollywood. Now there's Hamaswood
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bruno to be killed off. Unfortunately, it'll be a quick death
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(70)
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Conservative Christians finally embrace Harry Potter after realizing he's a lot like Jesus
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(79)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a theatre near you: "Machete", starring Danny Trejo and Robert De Niro
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(71)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
Detroit eager to outdo L.A. on public money blown on Michael Jackson, with a police escort to bury 2 hearses full of stuffed animals from the Motown Museum
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Blur rocker wins contract to provide cheese to Prince Charles, which makes sense since he's been putting cheese onto the airwaves for years
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(35)
 


Fri July 17, 2009
(E! Online)
 
 
 
PepsiCo angered by release of Michael Jackson's fire footage, reminds you that coke burned Richard Pryor
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(72)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to see Orlando Bloom's beard in a variety of skimpy lingerie, today is your lucky day. Probably not safe for work
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(63)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt advises Ashton Kutcher on how to be a bigger douchebag
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(62)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Clearly, there aren't enough hours in the day for Kiefer Sutherland to save the world and appear in court on assault charges
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(11)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend is bi-sexual. FTFA - "Jon doesn't seem to mind."
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(145)
 
(Spinner)
 
 
 
Couple on Woodstock album cover still together. Sly, Family Stone, not so much
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(87)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Top Gear's Richard Hammond opens Hammond Center for Kids Whose Brains Hurt and Who Can't Think Too Good
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(97)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton gets fitted for a size-zero straight jacket
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(132)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moby says he almost killed Tina Fey's baby. They were probably fighting over who has more hair
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(48)
 


Thu July 16, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What's the deal with comedians' salaries these days?
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(81)
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Besides looking like the actor Stephen Root, Michael Jackson's shady dermatologist was kicked out of his residency for selling prescription drugs
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(40)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
The word in Hollywood is that the big-screen version of '80s cartoon G.I. Joe is the runaway contender for worst movie of 2009. "Showgirls meets Plan 9."
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(214)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
For Iron Man 2, Mickey Rourke demanded that his character get drunk and yell at a parrot
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(72)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Stage being built for Madonna's show in France collapses leaving one dead, 13 crushed for the very first time
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(52)
 
(CTV)
 
 
 
Former Hole and Smashing Pumpkins bassist Melissa Auf der Maur catches deadly virus. Ha ha just kidding, it was H1N1 influenza and she's doing fine. Except the AIDS
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(107)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
New roller derby movie starring Ellen Page is called "Whip It," although its real title should be "By-the-Numbers Teen Empowerment Movie"
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(148)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt says everybody lies online. To me. His best friend. And he just invited me to cruise the Greek Islands with him
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(35)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Big Brother housemates stage protest of lack of alcohol, relevancy, talent
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(52)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
"Al Queda is unloading plutonium across town at the Port of Los Angeles, but first things first, because someone sort of famous needed some advil."
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angry comic book fan demands answers to why Black Glove knows Bruce Wayne is dead in a new issue, because he really shouldn't. "Who does D.C. think there writing for 5 yr. olds"
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(164)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Jon Gosselin's new girlfriend just like every other 22-year-old girl. Pictures of her drunk and kissing girls are on her Facebook page
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(103)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue gets mad and slaps her boyfriend around a bar, NYPD horse whisperer brought in to restore order
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(67)
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Lady Gaga and the Hoff party it up at a nightclub. Subby smells reality show possibilities
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(37)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Professional snipers brought in to guard penguins. When we say do not feed the animals we mean do NOT feed the animals
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(60)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
This is better than that time "Family Guy" received an Emmy nomination for Best Comedy
source: theenvelope.latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(182)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The Harry Potter books have spawned a new music genre, Wizard Rock, which includes at least 500 bands that will never get laid
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(95)
 
(Holy Moly)
 
 
 
Hot: Hoff's new girlfriend. Not: tight leather clothes over Hoff's moobs
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(33)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Renée Zellweger must be starving for work. She is set to explode in 'Bridget Jones 3'
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(41)
 


Wed July 15, 2009
(The Frisky)
 
 
 
How Sacha Baron Cohen makes himself invincible to lawsuits
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(181)
 
(Pantagraph)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Record Grossing Midnight Shows
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(120)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Rowe vs. paid
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(20)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
TLC unveils another damn cake show. Some network exec should get fondant shoved down his throat
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(72)
 
(Us Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news, and America can rest easy: Sister of some reality show dimwit and a forgotten "American Idol" loser aren't dating. Whew, that was close
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(17)
 
(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Hugh Jackman is set to play an Avon Man in his next movie
source: filmdrunk.uproxx.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(57)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"There were cigarette burns in the sofa, broken beds, smashed chandeliers, cracked mirrors, and all the plumbing was blocked." Just a typical night for Amy Winehouse
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(58)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
How the Alien franchise came about from one episode of food poisoning
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(46)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Lance Bass still wants to be launched into space. We are all behind you, Lance
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage wants a "Ghost Rider" sequel. That makes one of him
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(72)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Films that captured the essence of the Sunshine State (w/ bonus quote: "Any state so wacky that it gets its own tag on Fark.com deserves better")
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(92)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock vows to get naked in every film she does from now on
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(144)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh claims his 4-hour overbloated commie flick about Castro's right-hand man didn't sell as many t-shirts as he'd hoped: "In terms of my career, I can see the end of it"
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(75)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I'm not the first or last who's been bamboozled by a surprise lesbian kiss in a movie, I'm sure," says Actress That's Wearing Her New Liarpants
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(190)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Newly-discovered letter reveals Gene Roddenberry envisioned Mr. Spock as "Spoke," devil-eared sex symbol "particularly provocative to women." The Sun is there, slingshotting through time
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(56)
 


Tue July 14, 2009
(Movieline)
 
 
 
David Carradine's last film features straps, dwarves and lady boys, just like his autopsy
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(51)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
39 Pics of stars with face lifts. Ginger vs Mary Ann debate is officially over. (warning: slideshow)
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(521)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
See what's in Diddy's lunch box. We don't mean pants ... or anything sexual. Really
source: blogs.nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Writer claims to have created "Lost" in 1977. He would have come forward earlier, but the smoke monster kidnapped him
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(147)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda is still not over it
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(159)
 
(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
It's official: Jon Gosselin has traded up substantially. Giggity
source: radaronline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(237)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
You want to produce a movie about a janitor who turns into a kung-fu fighting dog with mystical powers? Sure, Mr. Ratner, whatever you'd like
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(51)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Transvestite makes a fortune dressing like Madonna, which is only fair since Madonna makes a fortune dressing like a transvestite
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(39)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Denzel Washington officially exits Tony Scott's "Unstoppable." In related news, the film's new title will be "Significantly More Stoppable"
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(33)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Megan Fox: "I usually don't watch myself. I don't watch playback. I don't look at still photos. I have a phobia of it." Michael Bay: "Did I say you could stop washing my Ferrari?"
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(58)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Star Trek's Levar Burton in the hospital with minor injuries after forgetting to recouple the Heisenberg compensators on his personal transporter, causing the pattern buffer to crash
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mother Nature, God conspire to prevent filming of Nicolas Cage's new movie
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eli Roth to let someone else fark up the film adaptation of Stephen King's "Cell"
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham wants role in upcoming "Sex & the City" sequel, presumably as a post-op tranny
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(33)
 
(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Since it's almost time to pull the plug on Al Pacino's career, it's only fitting that he should play Dr. Kevorkian in upcoming biopic
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(40)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
At least Marvel's "Thor" won't be a complete waste of time
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(129)
 


Mon July 13, 2009
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
LaToya Jackson says she plans to milk as much publicity as humanly possible from her brother's death
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(49)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Headline writers having a gay old time with Bruno's box office win
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe wins two Broadway awards for showing his penuus in Equus
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(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Trailer for "The Time Traveler's Wife" finally released. The good: Rachel McAdams is incredibly hot. The bad: Eric Bana still acting like Bruce Banner. The ugly: The worst time traveling effects seen since "Time Bandits"
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(146)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katy Perry: "All I wanted out of life was a hit record and a great pair of boobs. I woke up one morning and I had both"
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(135)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Headline writers prepare for a busy week as Amy Winehouse returns to England
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
If you think Joel Schumacher made the worst Batman movies, you obviously haven't seen this one from the Philippines
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(66)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joe Jackson lines up Michael's kids for the 'Jackson 3: Exploitation' tour
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Danny Huston to play King Richard I in "Russell Crowe: Fighting Around the World - Sherwood Forest Edition"
source: movies.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
Max Steel to be the next action figure to inspire a movie adaptation. Sequels sold separately, original ideas not included
source: comingsoon.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Billy Bob Thornton pens ode to venereal disease. Why are we not surprised?
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Brüno kicks Transformers 2 in the kugelsack and captures no. 1 at the box office. Fabulous
source: bloomberg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(121)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson had a string of gay lovers who he seduced by saying: "The King of Pop is going to lick your lollipop"
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Pajiba)
 
 
 
The ten most spectacularly mediocre films of the decade
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(113)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Youngest ever sex swap popstar talks exclusively to The Sun
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(399)
 

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