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Sun June 07, 2009
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(theGauntlet)
 
 
 
Bret Michaels crushed by set at Tony Awards
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sixty years of busting bodices and bulging biceps. Harlequin Romances expected to continue to sell well as long as submitter's mom is still alive
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
While the Fresh Prince is busy making millions of dollars in movies, DJ Jazzy Jeff is busy getting kicked out of Kansas City's entertainment district
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(Some babyfat)
 
 
 
You know how sometimes, you see Ryan Seacrest and you just want to kinda punch him in his face? This vintage picture will show you why
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(Deadline Hollywood)
 
 
 
Hollywood producers explain modern-day product placement rules; "Will Smith won't get in a Cadillac or put on glasses without a deal"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A Trekkie looks back at his ongoing mission
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How the studio's commercially forced PG-13 rating dragged Sam Raimi's "Drag Me To Hell" to box-office oblivion
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(Time)
 
 
 
Jennie McCarthy answers your question... Yes, she does want polio to come back
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Carradine family asks the FBI to determine who rubbed out David, will have HBO's forensics master Baden perform autopsy
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Family of Heidi Montag claims NBC tortured her and put her in the hospital. Oddly, 'torture' didn't include reading without moving lips
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Conan responds to Super Mario comparison in latest show, needs a magic mushroom (with working video goodness)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We have seen horse whisperers, dog whisperers, ghost whisperers and even a truth whisperer. Arrrr you ready to see a Pirate Whisperer? Not even if it has Samuel L. Jackson in it?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Emma Watson finally agrees with the rest of us
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Sat June 06, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For D Day: Making the classic film 'The Longest Day' was no day at the beach. Especially when producer Darryl F. Zanuck had to deal with one pissed off John Wayne
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Network-TV news critic shocked that important stories like Sotomayor nomination and Obama's Egypt speech run on same program as Angelina and Jon & Kate updates. It's almost as if non-news was news
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Doug Reinhardt on girlfriend Paris Hilton: "She's an amazing girl and a great businesswoman. She's the sweetest, most humble, hardworking girl." Bizarro Superman no approve of Bizarro Paris Hilton, too
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Despite billions in spending, countless TV ads, multiple extensions, millions will lose TV reception when digital conversion is finally completed next week
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Ric Romero reports: Teens like morbid, goth-y entertainment
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell has Will Ferrelled another movie
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson to appear at his first Comic-Con. Security beefed up to keep nerds from trying to cling to their precious
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unfortunately for the woman suing "Bruno", the whole thing was caught on tape
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(Some Actress)
 
 
 
Caption this very concerned Kate Winslet
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul not sure if she will return to American Idol next season, will let the truckload of money decide for her
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(Webster is my biatch)
 
 
 
John Stamos, not having the prestige of a gig like "America's Funniest Videos" is hard at work "conceptualizing" a big screen version of "Full House"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dr Who fan buried in Tardis shaped coffin, complete with flashing blue light, while friends and family read Dr Who quotes
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Fri June 05, 2009
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
To add to her list of troubles, Lindsay Lohan is slowly morphing into Mr. Bean
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(Some Sad Guy)
 
 
 
Rose McGowan beats out Kate Beckinsale for Barbarella role. Welcome to Bizarro World
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Enter the Dragon" villain Shih Ken dies at 96. Goodnight, Mr. Han-man
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo is suing over Conan's new set. Just kidding, they think it great
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse wants "black kids" which would really match her liver
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
Kate Winslet was worried her V wasn't hairy enough to properly portray a dyslexic Nazi
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kwai Chang Came
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(London Times)
 
 
 
While you were all distracted by things like the war in the Middle East and the Tiananmen square anniversary, a French judge may have put the first nail into the coffin of reality television
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 bacon movie moments
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The 15 most overlooked classic directors from before Hollywood was out of ideas
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Susan Boyle has won some unexpected fans in the form of a far-right Russian party, possibly because she reminds them of a bear
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(Hollyscoop)
 
 
 
Oprah seriously pissed off that Newsweek would dare to suggest that promoting health advice of people like Jenny McCarthy, Suzanne Somers might be unwise
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(Variety)
 
 
 
TV Critics are asked to name the best shows of the 2000s. Somehow, Shasta McNasty fails to make the list
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Thu June 04, 2009
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Would you pay for a Hulu subscription? News Corp, the company which owns the popular website, is hoping your answer is yes
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
10 movie mascots you didn't want for your nation. If you were taking a Rorschach test where you had to come up with a movie character in response to the name of a country, these, sadly, are among the likeliest contenders
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Phil Spector using Twitter to tell the world about his new friendship with a cockroach? Yeah, that was all fake. Must. Not. Use. Newsflash
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Denise Richards is currently on her fourth set of breasts. Apparently, Charlie Sheen is a little rough on cleavage
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(About.com)
 
 
 
David Eddings is dead. Mara once again inconsolable. In related news, position of Guardian of the Orb of Aldur just opened up
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Is Conan's new 'Tonight Show' set from Super Mario?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Extreme Home Makeover, Chapter 13 Edition
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
'70s sitcom writer Michael Ross dies at 89; will be buried between a straight man and a wacky, offbeat guy
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(AP)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston's new album to hit the streets in September, expected to crack the top 10
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ricci back on the market, said to be looking for pale friend to tie her to a radiator
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage resorts to hiring a voodoo priestess to remove the "curse" on NY movie set
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Ugly Betty star Ana Ortiz is expecting a baby and loves flaunting her ever burgeoning belly. She may need a wheel barrow before long. (pics)
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
In an effort to "spread her brand to the Arab world", Paris Hilton heading to Dubai to film an episode of her reality show. Glass. Parking. Lot
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Actor David Carradine found dead in Bangkok
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eminem on the Bruno teabag incident at the MTV Movie Awards: "I'm thrilled that we pulled this off......and I can't wait to do it again. Privately."
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cameron Diaz thinks a bigger ass will help her career
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tthheeaattrree oowwnneerrss bbeehhiinndd oonn 33DD pprroojjeeccttoorrss
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twilight director to take on the ultimate whiny teen angst story: Hamlet. Expect famous speeches to be replaced with moping to indie rock and King Hamlet to sparkle
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" head Ron Moore's new spaceship drama will have to navigate the lonely, dangerous wastes of Fox's Friday Night Sci-Fi Death Slot
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Wed June 03, 2009
(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
If you had today for the first 'Bruno' lawsuit against Sacha Baron Cohen step up and collect your prize
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Cox and Arquette set to make "Scream 4: Career Death Rattle"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Celebrity... or Sleestak?"
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(The London Paper)
 
 
 
Good news for anybody who's always wanted to give Daniel Craig a good licking
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Amy Poehler to provide a voice in the "Alvin and the Chipmunks" sequel, playing the role of "Female Chipmunk Offered a Metric Assload of Cash"
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Bra ngelina
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(Inside Radio)
 
 
 
Radio & Records magazine ceasing publication on news that Records are now nonexistent and Radio soon will be
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Britain's Got Talent" judge blames the media for Susan Boyle's second-place finish. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the fact she looks like Robbie Coltrane
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney still enjoys the thrill of performing, says his monthly alimony payment
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(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
After demanding to leave "I'm a Celebrity...Get Me Out of Here," douchebag extraordinaire Spencer Pratt whines about getting back on
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy forced to show his co-star who is "in charge" on set. His co-star cried after the tirade, but what kind of reaction do you expect from a seven year-old?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hollywood scrapes the bottom on the idea box, comes up with "Stretch Armstrong," slated to hit theaters in 2011
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell pulls a Paul Newman by lending his likeness to random products and giving the money to charity. Being Will Ferrell though, he puts his own spin on it
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg wants her next role to be in horror, forgetting she's already on The View
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
If you ever felt a director who refers to himself as "McG" needs to be headbutted square in the head, don't worry. Bill Murray took care of it
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
From Steven Spielberg calling him "the next Tom Hanks" to John Grisham retorting with "the next Tom Cruise," talentless A-lister Shia LaBeouf is the hottest star in Hollywood and no one seems to know why
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Tue June 02, 2009
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell joins Bear Grylls on tonight's special "Men vs. Wild"
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(Some Gump)
 
 
 
"There's pineapple torture, lemon torture, coconut torture, pepper torture, torture soup, torture stew, torture salad, torture and potatoes, torture burger, torture sandwich. That--that's about it"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Friends insist that Susan Boyle hasn't had a breakdown and that she's just "knackered" or "gobsmacked" or whatever word the British use since they don't speak English
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In stunning revelation, Adam Lambert seen leaving club holding hands with another man; officially still not out of closet
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Seven unfilmable sci-fi novels
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Octomom slams Kate Gosselin. All this story needs is Britney Spears, six pack of Old Milwaukee Light to be white trash perfect storm
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Salinger sues over Rye 'sequel' goddam money. It always ends up making you blue as hell
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
Tosh.0 interviews afro ninja and gives him a rare opportunity: internet redemption
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Review of Conan O'Brien's first "Tonight Show": Awkward, but hey, it's Conan
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"H.R. Pufnstuf","The Electric Company" and "Pee-wee's Playhouse" among the 25 kids' shows that were clearly conceived by adults on drugs
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The Monkey Island franchise is returning. That is all
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The Eminem/Bruno teabag stunt was staged. Triumph the Insult Comic Dog not impressed
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What do Piers Morgan and cocaine have in common?
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(3 News New Zealand)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder and Christian Slater set for Heathers sequel, before reality bites and some younger duo steals the roles off them
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Video
 
David Letterman responds to being snubbed by 'The Tonight Show' once again
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here" producer: "[Heidi] wolfed down a rat's tail like she was quite used to having a small piece of cartilage put in her mouth."
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Mon June 01, 2009
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Pink eager to try on Kanye asshat
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ironic headline of the day: "Adam Lambert Brushes Off Queen Rumors"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Katie Price hires Paul McCartney's lawyer to handle her divorce. Apparently she has no clue that McCartney was taken to the cleaners by his ex wife
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sid and Marty Krofft discuss the inspiration for their far out Saturday morning shows that let 70's era pre-teens trip balls without having to drop acid
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Brian Singer to ruin X-Men Origins: Magneto
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(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
WSJ asks: What's wrong with the American musical? Answer in TFA's pic
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Twilight" wins big at the MTV Movie Awards; the collective shriek from 12-year-old girls everywhere pissed off your dog
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow launches viral marketing campaign for his new flick Funny People with a fake Jason Schwartzman sitcom. Not surprisingly, the fake sitcom is funnier than most sitcoms currently on the air
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp relaxes by going down on Heath Ledger
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Heidi: "I want to prove I can eat kangaroo penis." Doesn't everybody?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Getting health tips from Oprah Winfrey is like getting investment advice from Bernie Madoff
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson's "crazed rant" at Church
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt to Mel Gibson: "Thanks, sugar-tits"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds is serious about making a faithful adaptation of the Deadpool movie. How serious? "I will husk-fark a herd of cattle to bring Wade Wilson to life as the real deal."
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(CityRag)
 
 
 
Eminem's reaction to Bruno's prank looks like man-on-man porn when you slow it down (not safe for work pics)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ex-TV star 'hired thugs to beat execs'. Execs waiting on ratings/share to determine whether to prosecute or greenlight his comeback
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(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Study concludes Aunt Patty, Aunt Selma and Krusty the Clown are encouraging young Australians to smoke
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kaaaaaaaaaaahn
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Seven female TV stars who aren't cast in movies for a reason
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(National Review)
 
 
 
National Review names its top 25 conservative movies of the last 25 years. Their choice for #1 is so astonishingly lacking in self-awareness the ironic tag itself committed ritual suicide
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kimora Lee Simmons twitters while going through labor, which is A ToTally undErstaNdable ThIng tO do wheN a Woman wHO is going trRough labor nEeds something to pass time
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