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Sun May 31, 2009
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Bruno teabags Eminem at the MTV Movie Awards (non-YouTube video) Not safe for work
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Susan Boyle goes full celebrity, checks into hospital for exhaustion
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Lori Petty out on bail after running over a skateboarder while intoxicated. He should be thanking his lucky stars it was just a car she was driving
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(Yeah, it's Kylie)
 
 
 
From this Australian farker to all you American farkers... you guys missed out on this babe so much
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pixar does it again, to the tune of $68.2 million. Up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
When I'm 62, I wanna look an eighth as good as Sly Stallone in this training video for his upcoming film 'The Expendables'
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(Custom Zombie Portraits)
 
 
 
Ever wondered what you'd look like as a zombie? Well now you can see without having some nasty virus, dying first, or having a little zombie girl eat you after she's done with her parents
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why movies based on video games suck ass
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Melissa Joan Hart opens a candy store. Subby all excited until learning this wasn't a euphemism
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DoD gives Stephen Colbert clearance to broadcast live from the Persian Gulf, provided he keep quiet on the details. That didn't stop Sarah Palin from announcing when and where on Twitter
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Phil Spector has befriended a cockroach behind bars: 'I'm naming him Wilson'
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(HitFix)
 
 
 
Ryan Reynolds says Deadpool will stay disfigured in new movie
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
New Doctor Who companion announced, not enough bunks in the TARDIS
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Sat May 30, 2009
(Dork Shelf.com)
 
 
 
The ten greatest moments in stop motion animation
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Media: "Susan Boyle is the best thing ever, she'll win by a mile." Voters: "Yeah.. about that..."
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
What a "Back to the Future" remake would look like in 2009
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
A 10-year-old had trouble with pressure, so psychologist says 47 year-old international star should withdraw from Britain's Got Talent finals
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because TV isn't trashy enough due to Jon and Kate, Octomom will display her litter in new show
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger offers to buy ice cream van for $150,000, but the driver refused. Man, that's so cold cold cold
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Why doesn't Jay Leno get any respect?
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(Star-Magazine (UK))
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest lives in mortal fear of a lovestruck ghost called Phyllis
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Adam Lambert is hurting Gay America
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Behind the Music: The story of Keyboard Cat
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson is afraid that his nose is going to fall off, which is surely akin to waiting until the horse has made it all the way to the glue factory before shutting the stable door
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Alien" prequel confirmed. In space, no one can hear you scream
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Without any hit shows on the for the next few months, we look towards the future: the top TV series to look foward to in the fall
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
There are plans for a Bazooka Joe movie. Fans demand the movie be faithful to the source and lose flavor after 30 seconds
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Britain's Got Talent is a "combination of smug mockery mixed with sentimentality, vulgarity and titillation." And that's just Susan Boyle's hairy ladygarden
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
6 Sci-Fi Movie Conventions (That Need to Die)
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Fri May 29, 2009
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
As Jon & Kate disintegrate, Pennsylvania decides to investigate
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Family Guy" guest voice has a body for FHM. Oh yes, you'd hit it. Repeatedly
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
WNBC gives longtime movie critic Jeffrey Lyons two thumbs down and one kick out the door
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tyrese Gibson changes the lyrics of the National Anthem to reflect his love for the Lakers. What could possibly go wrong?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
An update on our unfolding long national nightmare: Jon spends Memorial Day with two women in NY State, Kate takes the eight kids to North Carolina
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mancow was not really waterboarded. The whole thing was a stunt. Appalled that a shock jock has not been truthful, America mourns
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise to play a secret agent. This is not a repeat from 2008, 2006, 2002, 2000 or 1996
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Upcoming Rolling Stone cover story featuring "American Idol" runner-up Adam Lambert will explain what those photos of him on his web site tongue-kissing men and dressed in full drag really mean. We're all just aiken to know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 female comedians who are almost as funny as Dane Cook (some ads in link are not safe for work)
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Report on copyright and intellectual property is plagiarized
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Celebrating TV's dumbest character: "24's Kim Bauer has rightly been held up as a figure of ridicule by anyone who has ever had a gnat's fart's worth of logic enter their head"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Heather Graham is a wonderful woman
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Chevy Chase jumps in "Hot Tub Time Machine" in attempt to travel back to when he was funny. Thisiscrazy thisiscrazy thisiscrazy
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Latest proof Katie Holmes needs psychiatric treatment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Group wants R-rating for any movie that has smoking in it and NC-17 for depiction of drinking, eating red meat, and driving without a seat belt on
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
'Yada, yada, yada' voted TV's funniest catch phrase. Well, isn't that special?
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Thu May 28, 2009
(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Diane Keaton looks about 103 years old [pics]
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
In this new age of ditigal media, recording artists are starting to realize something they should have seen long ago - music videos are obsolete and pointless
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(Blemish)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus' male model boyfriend is about 3 brain cells away from a freak gasoline fight accident
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone visits Turkey to emcee the opening of a new hotel. Speaks highly of neighboring country and Turkey's ally Chaka Khan. Yes, really
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how beat cop John McClane met a young Holly Gennaro? Me either, but here's Die Hard: Year One, anyway
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Adam Lambert of "American Idol" still coy over his sexuality, although at this point it's just a matter of determining if he's just "a quiet weekend antiqueing" gay or "naked on a Castro Street float" gay
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bovine singing sensation Susan Boyle reportedly feeling the pressure. Threatens to quit show, release sex tape
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
David Hyde Pierce makes the startling announcement that he's gay. Subby hasn't been this shocked since there were rumors of gambling at Rick's Cafe' Americain
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Days Since Tom Sizemore Arrested: 0
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Depeche Mode Frontman David Gahan recovering from surgery to remove tumor from bladder, not Heroinitis as previously suspected
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(io9)
 
 
 
Terminator's Summer Glau may be in Dollhouse next season. From the dead-eyed pic, subby is guessing she will play a doll
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
"Terminator: Salvation" director claims responsibility for Bale's tirade. It's as if they think the leaked audio has something to do with the movie bombing and not because it's an unsatisfying piece of garbage
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Katy Perry. Bondage gear. Photo shoot. Martian podiatrist. Fiddler crab. No farkers. Will read. This part. Of the headline. Wheat germ. Pileated woodpecker. String theory
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Courtney Love sued by credit card company. Is it Thursday already?
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Transformers 2: The Quest for More Money will be at least 9.3 times better than the first movie if file size is how we measure such things. File size *is* how we measure such things isn't it?
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(AMC)
 
 
 
Q: Geeks and fanboys like steampunk, so why aren't steampunk movies successful? A: Because they suck like a spring-wound brass and antique mahogany vaccuum cleaner
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
In a challenging turn of events for headline writers, ABC's "Wipeout" returned strong in the ratings while Mike Judge's "The Goode Family" flopped
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Since "24" has been sucking for two seasons, adding Freddie Prinze Jr. to the cast will surely make everything exciting again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
90210 sweetheart Jennie Garth reveals she has a heart condition
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Former Brat Packer Molly Ringwald is singing on a new collection of traditional jazz compositions, still hot
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mark-Paul Gosselaar talks about a potential "Saved By The Bell" reunion and the other two things he's done since being on that show
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Melissa Joan Hart tired of reading about how fat she is, so she puts on a bikini and poses on the cover of People Magazine. Take that
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling answers the question of "what would a corpse look like if you nailed two grapefuit to the ribcage"
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Wed May 27, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CBS News calls in body language expert to confirm that two people who hate each other do, in fact, hate each other. Well, maybe they had a coupon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig, Hugh Jackman to team up, stop Magneto from taking over SPECTRE
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold set to wed wife number four. In related news, at least four women in this world willingly had sex with Tom Arnold
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(AP)
 
 
 
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Jon and Kate, whose reality show allows cameras to document every aspect of their lives, are angry with the media for intruding on their lives
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell confirms there will be an Anchorman 2, as soon as Brick gets out of prison for killing a guy with a trident
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Actor's wife chews Katie Holmes out for schlepping her three year-old to the "American Idol" finals; "What are you doing? This is no environment to bring a baby. You're traumatizing this baby"
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(io9)
 
 
 
When the future expires -- a timeline. 1984 is so 1948
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Tue May 26, 2009
(Pop Crunch)
 
 
 
Larry King mistakes heavily made-up, bleached-blonde pop star for different heavily made-up, bleached-blonde pop star
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Here's the trailer for the winner at Cannes, which to be completely honest, subby thought was a parody film
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
In today's "News To Make (some of) You Feel Old": "Do The Right Thing" was released 20 years ago
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Reality show nitwit Spencer Pratt fails a blood test to participate in "I'm a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here," due to a low level of platelets and a high level of douchelets
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Katy Perry is all about kissing girls, but casual sex? No, thank you
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"It won't last. Brothers and sisters are natural enemies. Like Englishmen and Scots Or Welshmen and Scots Or Japanese and Scots Or Scots and other Scots Damn Scots They ruined Scotland"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alcohol: The cause of, and solution to, all of Kiefer Sutherland's problems
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In effort to see what is causing all the dreadful racket in proletariat America, NY Times watches "Jon and Kate Plus 8"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Cameron's home from "Ferris Bueller" is on the market for $2.3 million. The garage is a bit drafty, but overall the house is in good shape
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Review of season opener suggests this Jon Plus Kate show might be good TV after all
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The 'Oprah Effect' caused me to buy a $56 plain white t-shirt
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards have begun rebuilding their relationship after their nasty divorce for the sake of their two daughters. Which basically means Charlie's hittin' that again
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(MSN)
 
 
 
From the files of the "Thanks for Nothing Department". Brooke Shields: "I regret waiting until 22 to lose my virginity"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Desperately running out of sympathetic ears for their complaints about new movie, Trekkies start online petition to remove "grotesque embarrassment" Simon Pegg as Scotty
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
You'd think it would be a silent auction
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Documentary maker: I have spent a year in the grip of the planet's most savage storm. Her name was Heather Mills
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 rites of passage movies. Because growing up is hard to do
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claiming that her homemade porn is the one reason that prevented her from becoming the next Diana? Well, what happened at Cannes wasn't very princess-like either
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker says tabloid horsing around about her marriage is hurtful
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" returning to movies. Without Joss Whedon or any connection to the TV show. Can I just say ... ghuuuh
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(YouTube)
 
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Breakdancing 11-year-old is darkhorse with best chance to upset Susan Boyle on Britian's Got Talent. Here's his amazing audition
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Mon May 25, 2009
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson's 4-year old daughter on life support in critical condition after treadmill accident
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(Dose.ca)
 
 
 
And the Understatement of the Century award goes to Clay Aiken: "I am SURE there are PLENTY of people who can't stand to hear me sing"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Joan A. Stanton, the world's first Lois Lane, is dead @ 94. We can just have Superman spin the world back in time, right? Right?
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(Spike)
 
 
 
The top 10 artists that should have quit while ahead. Anybody wanna guess Number 1?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Why the media and public is turning on Kate Gosselin of John and Kate Plus 8: "Like all strong women, she's a target and we've seen it before. We saw it with Hillary Clinton. We saw it with Sarah Palin"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, Jude Law and Colin Farrell have donated their salaries for The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus to a trust fund for Heath Ledger's four-year-old daughter Batgirl
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(Some Jealous Doctor Who Fan)
 
 
 
Missing your Doctor Who fix? Here's a new short scene in the TARDIS to tide you over, starring John Barrowman, David Tennant, and a very lucky Doctor Who fan
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Caption this cheesy rider
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(Record Online)
 
 
 
George Carlin's brother: "We put some of George's ashes here...And then a bear comes by and takes a big dump. When we called George's daughter, Kelly, she says, 'Oh, Dad would be so happy.'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today, remember those who died in the service of their country. But if you're hitchhiking around the galaxy, also remember your towel
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Susan Boyle has definitely come out of her shell. Easily wins tonight's Britain's Got Talent semi-final round. (LGT video)
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(Chud)
 
 
 
How Christian Bale and the Internet ruined "Terminator: Salvation"
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