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Sun March 08, 2009
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Octo Mom alone again. You know, except for the 14 kids and Ed McMahon delivering her monthly welfare check
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Straight Outta Compton" the N.W.A. biopic is on the way, to chronicle Ice Cube's rise from rapper singing about drugs and cop-killing in South Central to star in PG comedies involving kids
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
New "Dr Who" companion - obsessive compulsive, but oh so hot
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Using out-of-context comments to pimp your movie advertisements. New hotness: Using YouTube comments to pimp your movie advertisements. Fark: Comments for the trailer
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Rocketing towards their journey's final conclusion, but with no end as yet in sight, Battlestar Galactica reveals more holes - in the plot, in the ship, in Sam's head, and the biggest one: Admiral Adama's gaping mangina (spoilers)
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(toplessrobot)
 
 
 
The 10 Most Annoying Omnipotent Beings
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The original Jackass, "Super Dave" Osborne returns to TV
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She's farking Matt Damon again
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Sat March 07, 2009
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
... so here's Katie Holmes with a tea cozy on her head
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
See that long haired dirty hippie complaining about the film industry raping art for profit? It's Alan Moore, on his way to the bank
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Terminator" and "Dollhouse" ratings continue to be "like a slow-motion car accident advanced one frame at a time"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Wanna see the final "Wolverine" trailer? Sure you do
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Now that they nerdgasm has commenced, what does the regular media think of "Watchmen"? "It may have more style, but it's only a jot more entertaining than 'Catwoman'." Meow
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(Geno's World)
 
 
 
"You bet your ass" - Mickey Rourke responds to question about whether he's starring in "Iron Man 2"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Heidi Klum's response to being told she's too heavy to model: Fark you, I'll stay this way
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Fallon finally reduced to beer pong
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse arrested for punching her last fan, one day after leaving rehab. Great to have ya back, babe
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Leave it to Lisa Lampinelli to tell the most hilarious, tasteless joke about Chris Brown and Rihanna at the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy (w video)
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(Celebuzz)
 
 
 
Joe Francis and Brody Jenner get into a bar fight. No matter whose ass gets kicked, everybody wins
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Fri March 06, 2009
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Box office receipts from midnight premiere showings of "Watchmen" called "decent", but "don't tell us it's going to be a huge blockbuster."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
When a news article includes the terms "Michael Jackson", "12 years" and talks about large amounts of money, you might think court looms, but in this case we are talking about a new tour
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage: A baffling career in pictures. His hair is a bird, so your arguments are invalid
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron: "Men grow old, and you guys become like a fine wine. When we grow old, it's more like a flower that's been cut off and we wilt"
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
*shredding*.... *shredding*.... *shredding*... *shredding*
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Boom TBS cancelifies Frank TV. That's turrible
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sienna Miller explains a facial scar she got from a fight with Sarah Jessica Parker
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago named best city for indie filmmakers, which means it must be the best place to be underpaid, underappreciated and mostly out of work
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Hanna Montana growing up and getting skanky. New hotness: Dora the Explorer growing up and getting skanky
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(Idolator)
 
 
 
"CSI: New York" clip of Pete Wentz and Ashlee Simpson as big time drug dealer. The dance number looks a bit forced
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke couldn't decide which outfit to wear last night, so he opted to wear them all at once
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
AV Club recounts its worst movie-going experiences. Feel free to share your own
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(FilmDrunk)
 
 
 
FOX set to adapt Marmaduke for the big-screen. Family Circus, Hi and Lois, For Better or For Worse, Mary Worth patiently wait in queue
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Former Playboy model and loser drummer for bubblegum band decide they probably could squeeze another vapid season of their reality show if they just got back together
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chris Brown allowed to have contact with Rihanna, but only one fist at a time
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jewel and "Access Hollywood" host Nancy O'Dell have dropped out of "Dancing With The Stars" due to injuries. Both are expected to use HGH for speedy recoveries and rejoin the show in time for the playoffs
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
William Shatner almost committed suicide because of his hearing problems. I SAID, WILLIAM SHATNER ALMOST COMMITTED SUICIDE BECAUSE OF HIS HEARING PROBLEMS
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Will Smith wants Ralph Macchio to teach his son the "Crane Kick"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christian Film and Television council want "Watchmen" to be rated X. "Would Casablanca be a better movie if Ingrid Bergman appeared nude?" Submitter thinks so
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Thu March 05, 2009
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you think most film festivals are sorely lacking in free beer, flesh-eating zombies, cavemen and Mexican wrestlers, the Backseat Film Festival has your ticket
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Seinfeld cast to guest star on Curb Your Enthusiasm, yadda yadda yadda
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A look at how bloody the Harry Potter films will get. Also, according to this writer, Voldemort is satanic. Sure that fact never came up in the books, but if you can't trust the Daily Mail, who can you trust?
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
D.L. Hughley's "Daily Show" ripoff cancelled, CNN citing financial constraints, constant cricket sounds
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(MTV)
 
 
 
George Miller announces 3D anime "Mad Max 4," and wants Mel Gibson to stay far away
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Robin Williams hospitalized with heart issues. Doctors are unsure if it was caused by a cocaine overdose or underdose
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
HBO confirms that there will be a seventh season of "Curb Your Enthusiasm", which is pretty, pretty, pretty, good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince Charles named world's best-dressed man, likely helped by the contrast when Camilla Parker Bowles stands beside him
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Amazing Watchmen 100ft Water Projection (world biggest) of Dr. Manhattan (VIDEO)
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(Vator.tv)
 
 
 
She doesn't even tweet but yet she's the biggest celeb on Twitter
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(Alan Sepinwall)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Lost continues to actually reveals answers to questions posed years ago. (SPOILERS)
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Dakota Fanning to play drug-addled singer Cheri Currie in "The Runaways" biobic, joining "Twilight" star Kristen Stewart as Joan Jett. This would leave Miley Cyrus as the next logical choice for the Lita Ford role
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Great news: NBC plans to renew "Heroes." Bad news: For a shorter season. Intriguing news: "Jericho"-knock off "Day One" might get series order and launch in "Heroes" time slot
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(Geno's World)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez uses the old d**k sucking reply to a paparazzi question about her community service. Old, but quite funny and effective
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon says her divorce from Ryan Phillippe was "humiliating", which explains the long face
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson sent to eye, ear, nose and nose and nose and throat specialist for health checkup to prove his fitness to perform series of London concerts
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday Penn Gillette. Oh yeah, and set your clocks ahead this weekend
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
Exth-Monkee Pether Thork hath thongue canther thurgery; prognothith ith exthellent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's husband is dating a 16-year-old schoolgirl. Intellectually, that's a major step up
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Wed March 04, 2009
(TVWeek)
 
 
 
"School Of Rock" actor (the lead guitarist) busted for DUI. Bonus: he's 17. Lightning Round: The cop dropped a "I don't think he's done anything other than that movie" blast on the kid
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert: Watchmen so good I'm going to see it twice
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Total cost of Jennifer Aniston's hairstyle for the Oscars? $56,000.
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Scientist claims young music fans prefer the tinnier, flatter sound of digital music on iPod; don't get him started about texting, emoticons and being on his lawn
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray's popularity leads to brand new craze: Parents turning their kids into little gourmets and pint-sized TV chefs in order to impress the Internets and attention-whore the media
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(TMZ)
 
Audio
 
Two 911 calls from octomom's place, complete with 6-year-old informing operator that "mom and dad went to like, a party"
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Judge to Gibson Guitar: No. You cannot has copyright infringement lawsuit against Guitar Hero. Not yours
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
LA actor in one-man play dealing with "Hollywood Squares" celebrity Paul Lynde sues San Francisco theater company for infringing on legal license to perform Paul Lynde-themed one-man plays. What a drag
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
In light of recent events, Rihanna does the only sensible thing: Marry Chris Brown
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Custody battle rages over a statue of Minnie Pearl. It's sad enough the woman went through life with a price on her head
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(MusicNewsNet)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney, Donovan, Eddie Vedder and Moby to perform at David Lynch's NYC charity gig which tries to teach kids to meditate and relax. To teach them to sleep they will simply play Lynch's recent movies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Daft punk to score Tron 2. So the 80's nerd movie meets 90's prom music? This is gonna suck
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson's next role? A bloodthirsty gladiatrix. Fantastic
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is the story of how Alan Moore stole the idea for Watchmen from a third rate comic book company and the co-creator of Spiderman
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Vandals have spray-painted "Who watches The Watchmen?" all over New-York. Those vandals must have cost Warner Bros a fortune
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Aerial photos of Rush Limbaugh's massive $44 million compound in Florida. It's on the beach, so he can return to the ocean for krill at feeding time
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Turning on the tears: When is it OK for men to cry? I'm looking at you Jason Mesnick
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Family Guy" to parody "Return of the Jedi" next. The episode's title is proof that Ewok jokes never get old
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hollywood prepares for life after Blockbuster; remaining two customers said to be inconsolable
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Global stock markets dropped again yesterday as more companies announced record lossOMG OPRAH ADOPTED A PUPPY
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Nick Cage and Alfred Molina to star in modern-day version of "The Sorcerer's Apprentice," a R-rated Jerry Bruckheimer version about a broom with a mind of its own who goes on a bloody rampage of destruction
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The mother of "How I Met Your Mother" could be revealed by the end of the current season. And hopefully Barney will stop mooning over Robin
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Warner Bros changes name of Kevin Smith's new film to "A Couple of Cops", fearing moviegoers might be offended by "A Couple of Dicks". It's not like there's 37 of them
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britney kicks off comeback tour in effort to boost the economy through record sales of Cheetos
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(pollstar.com)
 
 
 
10:00 am: Go on Ticketmaster.com for best chance at Leonard Cohen tix. 10:03 am - "sold out." 10:12 am - redirect to Ticket Exchange for a huge markup. Ta da
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Robin Williams cancels four comedy shows in Florida after realizing he's not funny anymore
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The golden epoch of 1992 to 2000 saw the release of an astonishing ten films based on Saturday Night Live characters. This was not so coincidentally a golden age of peace and prosperity
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Showing alcohol on TV proven to have an immediate effect on the amount people drink. Fans of "Trailer Park Boys" to make a statement as soon as they regain consciousness
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
In latest proof Hollywood is out of ideas, actors increasingly getting into trouble by revealing plot lines on Twitter
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna's on-off boyfriend Jose Canseco struggling to come to terms with being cock-blocked by a 22-year-old Brazilian Jesus
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Tue March 03, 2009
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Ira Glass is a great storyteller and runs a great show. But I can't stand his vocal style. Worse, his style is taking over public radio. Every kid on the air wants to sound like him. Please make them stop"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Watchmen" star on criticism: "If fanboys still hate the film after going and seeing it, they can all line up and s*** my d***." The Sun is there
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(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Guess who's still totally over Brad Pitt? WE GET IT
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cheech & Chong eye Broadway musical, so they can finally capture the emotional depth of "Dave's Not Here" and "Earache My Eye" in proper four parts harmony and full orchestra
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(OK Magazine)
 
 
 
Hit TV show '24' goes carbon neutral in a bid to appear more politically correct. Shame about the tortures, rape, genocide, bugging and murder
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese to add 'recording artist' to her already rich resume of stripping, strip teasing, posing for nude photos and posing for semi-nude photos
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(Variety)
 
 
 
CBS to renew "Big Bang Theory" for two seasons and "The Charlie Sheen Smirkfest" for three years, making Chuck Lorre, creator of both, rich enough to buy his own island
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(io9)
 
 
 
Stan Lee's TV series "Who Wants To Be A Superhero" under fire for sending many super-kids in tears, when they realize the only powers they really have is exceptionally hairy palms and an enduring virginity
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Venezuelan actress Maria Conchita Alonso says her "Colors" co-star Sean Penn needs to STFU and stop supporting Hugo Chavez. Colors... colors... colors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Realizing that the original cast graduated from high school in the mid-90's Disney makes "High School Musical 4" with a new cast
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(Just A Geek)
 
 
 
PSA: CBS is re-airing Wil's episode of "Criminal Minds" on Wednesday, March 4th at 9 PM eastern and pacific time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Irish committee questions funding of live translation of "Flesh Gordon" at festival, failing to see the artistic validity of a villain firing his "sex-ray" towards Earth, turning its inhabitants into sex-mad nymphomaniacs
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Why did Laurence Fishburne join "CSI"? The Who. Laurence Fishburne, the guy from the Matrix. Yes, he joined because of The Who. CSI. Oh, shut the fark up
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Bachelor proves his douchebag status by dumping two women on national TV, prompting howls from all three people watching the show
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
In case you fell asleep during it, here's a review of Jimmy Fallon's first night on Late Night. Obvious tag for your predictions on the levels of suck it achieved
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(AWN)
 
 
 
Heroes? Démodé. Batman? Implausible. Superman? Antediluvian. What the world needs now is a verbose 10-year-old girl and her sidekick monkey
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
If you were of the opinion that Terminator Salvation was going to be a big steaming pile of suck, this brand new trailer just might change your mind
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Phil Collins to drop everything and become the authoritative Alamo historian
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Catholic priest on the verge of becoming celebrity chef, presumably based on his vast experience of mini-winis
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
To boldly go back to basics - new 60s-style Star Trek TV show just an excuse for ghastly effects and high hemlines?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Life on Mars is Dead on Earth
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sean Connery taken to court for screwing his friend. "And your mother, Trebek."
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
For the first time, Harry Shearer, Michael McKean, and Christopher Guest will tour as themselves, not as Spinal Tap. It will still go to 11, however
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
In case what you were wondering what Justine Bateman of "Family Ties" is up to, she's addicted to Tumblr, angrily learning what a "White Whine" is
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Mon March 02, 2009
(Bullz-eye)
 
 
 
Puddy thinks he's going to Hell for doing Family Guy
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe gets call from President of ABC, warning him that he's getting too dark for TV. Hollywood doesn't like black people
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The new Wonder Woman should be Eliza Dushku. Well, at least according to Lynda Carter
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Greg Grunberg, aka Matt Parkman on "Heroes", sees the show's future and tweets about it
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
If you absolutely, positively have to do "Ghostbusters 3" might as well get Judd Apatow, this generation's John Hughes
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Top 7 Watchmen movie Easter eggs, including hints that Ozymandias may be a Republican Congressman
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
How do you keep "The Simpsons" fresh after 20 seasons? With a lingering lesbian kiss, of course. "Wild Things" did it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unfinished novel by the late great David Foster Wallace to be released next year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Question: Who would win in a cage match between Selene from "Underworld" and Aeon Flux from "Aeon Flux"? Answer: Adolescent boys
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman's Comedy Central show on hiatus, because the first thing to happen during an economic crisis is a drastic shortage of offensive Asian and Jew jokes
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek reviews Watchmen: The costumes are perfect
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
TR2N. The Dude, he rides
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jessica Rabbit voted cartoon sex bomb, followed closely by Betty Boop, because every guy's fantasy is a head like a deformed potato with no chin who talks like a 9-year-old with Down's syndrome
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(Cape - Gazette)
 
 
 
Somehow, Magic Johnson's "The Magic Hour" isn't the biggest flop in Late Night TV history
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I don't care who you are, feet should never ever be at that angle. Ever
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(Geno's World)
 
 
 
Gary Busey's inspirational words to Ed McMahon may kill him
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20 possible Battlestar Galactica endings, all of them hideously depressing
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(Las Vegas Weekly)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck fulfills dying man's wish. No, it's not to quit acting
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Tyler Perry is buying an island. "It won't be 'Tyler Perry's Island' I'm so sick of seeing 'Tyler Perry' all over everywhere I'll know what to call it once I'm there."
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♪♬ Wesley's mom has got it goin' on ♪♬ Happy birthday, Dr. Crusher, spacemilf. Gates McFadden turns the big six-oh today
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Mike Judge's "Idiocracy" wins weekend box office in roundabout manner
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
If you're a real Watchmen fan, skip the film (even if it's good)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
No Doubt set to reunite, that's good. It will be on Gossip Girl, that's bad. However they will tour after, that's good. After their cover of "Stand on Deliver" on Gossip Girl, that's bad
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Melissa Theuriau is apparently shacked up with Chongo from Danger Island
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Star Trek writer accidently spills the beans about certain Enterprise crew members that appear in upcoming movie, quickly gets the "uh oh" look (possible spoilers)
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Katie Holmes: From Hollywood star to bag lady
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Iran wants apology for "300". What a coincidence, so do we
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