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Sun December 07, 2008
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(London Times)
 
 
 
In latest proof Hollywood is out of ideas: the 100 worst movies of 2008. In other words, pretty much all of them
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Why Blockbuster is kicking Netflix's pasty ass
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How much do the movies in theaters suck right now? "Four Christmases" is the number one movie for the second week in a row
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 50 tripping scenes in movies. Read it with someone you trust
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 25 teen idols of all time. Subby's teen love made the list, did yours?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
The top 25 smartest people in TV
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Stephanie from "Full House" went to school, got married/divorced, got on/off meth, married again, had a kid, & is getting divorced again. A guaranteed "what went wrong" book. Bonus: She turned out hot even on meth
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner signs one-year deal with NASCAR. To sing. In public
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(AP)
 
 
 
Alyssa Milano seeks restraining order against man who hiked several miles to reach her, confirming again that anyone who walks in Los Angeles is suspect
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams has convinced girlfriend Adya Field that there's alien stuff underwater off the coast of Malibu
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(Screen Junkies)
 
 
 
Michael Bay's Amazon wish list. It includes 366 Turduckens, yet no guide to make a plot-driven movie devoid of needless explosions
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(News Of The World)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse's husband demands £1 million or he'll write a tell-all book, which would be a real blow to her stellar reputation
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Seriously, Gwyneth, why the white undies?
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(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell doesn't try to make bad films, it just happens that way
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man:0, Wild:1
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
B-movie actress, Fred MacMurray's TV wife, and "Mystery Science Theater 3000" regular Beverly Garland dies at 82
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Previously unseen candid photos from The Godfather
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Sat December 06, 2008
(broadcastingcable)
 
 
 
We'll get to see Jimmy Fallon suck on "Late Night" six months in advance
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
"Kevin Federline a regular guy," if by "regular guy" you mean a man who dumps his girl when she gets chubby, and hooks back up with her when she's lean and fine again
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Sigourney Weaver talks about making another movie starring Ripley, but without the alien
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston tired of the rumors about her barren, dusty womb, finally whips out her puppies for a photo shoot. Well, one of them, anyway, but it's fabulous
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Wes Anderson reflects on his past work as "Bottle Rocket" gets a re-release. Like much of his movies, this interview is somewhat pretentious, vaguely satisfying but ultimately entertaining
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Heath Ledger gets posthumous film award". Dude, not only is he dead, but now they're killing awards for him?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone in South Dakota just started a fight with Bullet Tooth Tony
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oprah: "I'm not seeking job with Obama." Translation: "I can't afford a pay cut"
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
George Clooney spends $2,000 on malt whisky on a night out in London with pals. Obviously wasn't feeling very thirsty, then
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert names the Top Ten--uh, Top Twenty--Best Films of 2008. In hard times, a two-for-one sale
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(AccessAtlanta)
 
 
 
Bob Newhart talks about his new movie. In other news, Bob Newhart is still alive
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Legendary Chicago DJ Steve Dahl laid off after eleventy-jillion years in radio business. No more disco demolition days in Chicago
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(BestChristmasdays)
 
 
 
100 Greatest Christmas Shows: Sure, "A Charlie Brown Christmas" tops the list but at #66 the "Star Wars Holiday Special" with Bea Arthur, Jefferson Starship and a coked-out Carrie Fisher just can't be beat
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sci-bye
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Intergenerationally faptastic pinup model Bettie Page hospitalized after heart attack
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Fri December 05, 2008
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
James Cameron may learn that everything burns; Warner Bros to put The Dark Knight back in theaters next month, only 77 million short of Titanic's domestic record
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Top 25 Worst Comic-to-Movie adaptations. Submitter disagrees with half of the list but will let the geeks sort it out
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Kids In The Hall returning to TV. The tag says it all
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(Radio Exile)
 
 
 
Official Timeline To Coldplay Ripping Everybody Off
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Video
 
Possibly the awesomest movie coming to Sundance '09 - Dead Snow (trailer included)
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(Spike)
 
 
 
Top 10 road rage songs. War's "why can't we be friends" amazingly not listed
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Blogger spends a year doing everything Oprah told her. Now her life is perfect
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(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Oprah has sand in her vagina over Sarah Palin not accepting her interview invite
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(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Just in case anyone needed just a little more evidence that Kanye West is the biggest narcissist on the planet, read some of his recent quotes
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Leveraged as massively as the amount of hairspray he puts on his comb-over, Donald Trump can't make a $40 million loan payment, so he countersues the lender
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(Seacoastonline.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's new BFF maintains a straight-edge lifestyle "with limited drinking and no sex." Sounds like she's the yin to Paris's yang, or the panties to her crotch
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert calls on audience to topple Kanye West's album from the top of the charts on ITunes. And whaddaya know, he did it
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Nightclub dress codes discriminate against men so the bouncers can make sure the place doesn't look like a sausage-fest
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Noah Wyle got all emotional about his return to "ER." Was spotted pounding a wall screaming, "why, oh why God did I do this?"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
New Punisher movie gets only 2 stars. No, this is not a repeat from 1989 and 2004
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Boy George guilty of false imprisonment, bad music
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
ABC to air reality show about the Department of Homeland Security. It will be an hour of paperwork, union-mandated breaks, and puzzled looks while illegals cross the border
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guitarist suing Coldplay for plagiarism. Authorities baffled as to why he'd want credit
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Erik Estrada becomes a real cop. Says he can't wait to pull people over and call them a homo
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Five outside shots for the Oscars. Or: someone please give Robert Downey Jr a gong
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Movie theater permits developmentally disabled children to talk back to the screen. They need one for adults, too
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Funniest commercial of all time" features fisherman wrestling a bear for a salmon. 'Dude, you bought a Dell' guy unavailable for comment
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Thu December 04, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Alan Rickman doesn't know the difference between Big Studio pictures and Independent film-making. "To be perfectly honest, my head doesn't know what's different." You've been Rickman-Rolled
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(MontrealMirror)
 
 
 
Super Dave Osborne, the "greatest daredevil superstar entertainer of all time," discusses DVD anthology "Super Dave's Super Stunt Spectacular" and getting credit from Jackass' Johnny Knoxville. Suck it, Evel Knievel
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(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Wil Wheaton's Super Happy Fun Slide: Reflections on an Acting Career
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
"Repo Man" sequel starts filming next month, with Alex Cox directing and produced by David Lynch. Plate o' shrimp
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Could Heroes actually become good again?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paul Benedict, Bentley on "The Jeffersons", moves on up to the deluxe apartment in the sky
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Kid Rock named as this year's Grand Marshal of Mardi Gras Parade. Obvious tag chokes out Asinine tag with handful of foobie beads
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Slumdog Millionaire" beats out "Disaster Movie" and "Beverly Hills Chihuahua" to win Best Film honors from the National Board of Review of Motion Pictures
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
MTV staff gets slashed as Viacom realizes it only takes one intern to keep rerunning the 2007 VMA's every three hours
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
"Full House: They're All Legal Now" might be coming to your TV soon, if Uncle Jesse has his way
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(NY Magazine)
 
 
 
Broadway truly hits, well, rock bottom: A "Flintstones" musical is in the works
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
♫ Regis backed his car into a cop car the other day ♫ Insurance paid off, sometimes life's ok ♫
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
Alex Trebek "What I Learned" interview: "Give me a gun and put me near somebody who is just mean and I'll blow him away. No second thoughts about it"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' first husband Jason Alexander sentenced to community service for DUI, but didn't show up for duty at the morgue. Afraid he might find Britney's career
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(Yahoo)
 
Video
 
In need of your L O S T fix? Heres a fun little video to keep the DTs at bay
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Carnie Wilson attempts to eat an ice cream cone from McDonalds, insanity ensues
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Doing a nice reality show that helps poor people actually drew a big audience. Fox stunned
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
80% of people in New York are minorities. Wouldn't that mean they're the majority?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Show about a guy who's a sex addict, played by a guy who's a sex addict, gets greenlit for third season
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Next up on the Hollywood remake block, "They Live" and "Romancing the Stone"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with Gene Roddenberry shortly before he died, in which he reveals Spock was supposed to be a midget and Kirk should never meet Picard
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(TechRepublic)
 
 
 
List of classic science fiction novels and where they are in the process of having Hollywood horribly mangle them on the big screen
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
"The Rachel Zoe Project" is renewed for a second season, during which Rachel will eat a carb and develop a second facial expression
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Keri Russell looks like death in the December issue of Details Magazine
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian says she may want to pose in Playboy again after discovering that there are still two people on Earth who haven't seen her naked
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
You know how I know you're gay? You gave Coldplay seven Grammy nominations. Oh, and you're also retarded because Lil Wayne got eight
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(Some Cat on a Fence)
 
 
 
Music producer talks about famous musicians in the recording studio. "I remember busting (Neil Young) for singing out of tune, and he shot back, 'Hey, man That's my sound'"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 25 worst rapper names of all time
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Open letter to action movie editors and directors: can you cut your action sequences so we've got a chance of seeing what's actually happening?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It has almost become a rite of passage for these leading Hollywood actors to take on a gay role." Not that there's anything wrong with that
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thankfully, Phil Collins' daughter takes after her mother
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Composer wills his own skull to Royal Shakespearean Company for use during "Hamlet." RSC refuses, saying a real skull is too icky. Besides, the composer has been decomposing for a long time now
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC comes to senses, halts production on "Knight Rider"
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Wed December 03, 2008
(some dude)
 
 
 
Sunshine of Mark Ruffalo's brother's mind not so spotless, eternal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus requesting emancipation from parents. Morning after pills are much easier to get this way
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel to star in "dead language version" movie of Hannibal crossing the Alps. EVERYBODY PUNIC
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Kanye West responds to Stephen Colbert, by asking "Who is Stephen Colbert?" Uses a formidable restraint in the CAPS lock department, for once
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
"Che" biopic trailer is up, starring Benicio Del Toro. A new generation is set to learn that he was Castro's right hand man and a filthy commie war criminal. No word if the last scene is him begging like a dog for his life
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
To your left, an article explaining that Watchmen movie will be shorter than originally intended. To your right, a bunch of pissed off geeks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Bea Arthur to be inducted into the TV Academy Hall of Fame. With "you would hit it" picture
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(iF Magazine)
 
 
 
"Jonah Hex" the next comic book movie adaptation ... prompting everyone to say "What the fark is Jonah Hex?"
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(Broadcasting and CAble)
 
 
 
HBO planning a sports comedy show, vows to shoot Robert Wuhl if he even thinks about sending in his resume
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(Hartford Courant)
 
 
 
Have a hankering to see the Rudolph or Frosty TV special you loved from the past while curled up on the couch with a hot cup of Bosco? Here's the schedule for December
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump has herself a rebound boy toy....this one is 15 years younger than her last boy toy. Other than money, what IS the draw?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Mario Lopez tapped to host the 2009 Miss America competition and tap the second runner-up
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Natalie Cole is still not sure how she possibly could have contracted Hepatitis-C. Hint: it rhymes with "beroin naddiction"
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Facebook disables Lindsay Lohan's account. Thankfully, her Fark account is still secure
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson watches a Discovery Channel special on the Da Vinci Code and is now interested in Theology. Which is like watching Schoolhouse Rock and wanting to become a Senator
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dr Pepper apologizes to Guns N' Roses, makes plans to ship vouchers for free soda to every household in America. Just kidding, they politely tell Axl and company to fark off
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(CBS4.com)
 
 
 
The Prince of F'n Darkness turns 60 today.....SHAAAAAROOOONNNNN
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
It appears that Tyler Perry's "Tyler Perry," starring Tyler Perry and featuring Tyler Perry, might not be Tyler Perry's after all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson passes on Mad Max 4, will concentrate on Lethal Weapon 5 and Passion of the Christ: A New Beginning
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Two minutes of the LOST season opener... which breaks down to 120 seconds... which equals 108 + 4 + 8... MY GOD, IT ALL MAKES SENSE
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(Us Magazine)
 
 
 
Mary-Kate Olsen is not pregnant. You'd know if she were, because it would look like a basketball duct-taped to a broom handle
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(dark horizons)
 
 
 
The Justice League movie that was greenlit, on-hold because of the strike, fast-tracked, shelved indefinitely, reinstated, then on hold again without George Miller is now back on track, with George Miller
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert finally reviews Ben Stein's creationist movie. Expelled
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Gary Coleman pleads no contest to disorderly conduct, wearing a cowboy hat and overalls to court. Pic? Yes, please
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
TV magician Criss Angel's pretentious live show bombing due to bad word-of-mouth from Las Vegas taxi drivers
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(UGO)
 
 
 
Corey Feldman: "There is no Goonies 2. I'm sorry but it's just not gonna happen."
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In the entertainment system, one actress is thinking of quitting a long-running TV drama. This is Mariska Hargitay's story. *DONK DONK*
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(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
If these new photos are any indication, the upcoming "Street Fighter" movie could give "Troll 2" a run for its money
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Roman Polanski seeks dismissal of 1978 sex charges, wants to know if Anna Paquin has a daughter yet
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
George Lucas' student thesis found: "A man and his car." With video
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Tue December 02, 2008
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
ABC schedules Nathan Fillion's new police drama titled "Castle" (or "The Show That's Kinda Like 'The Mentalist' But Stars the Guy From 'Firefly'")
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Nobody puts Patrick Swayze in a deathbed
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe has come to terms with the fact that he'll always be remembered as the wand-waving title character in the Harry Potter series, not as his wand-waving character in Equus
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tyler Durden crowned the greatest movie character of all time, edging out the right-hand of the evil galactic empire and a psychotic clown
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(Media Morgue)
 
 
 
The Justice League movie that was greenlit, on-hold because of the strike, fast-tracked, shelved indefinitely and then reinstated, is now on hold again. This time without George Miller
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
New Wolverine photos. He looks as pissed off as ever
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(iF Magazine)
 
 
 
"Lost's" four-toed foot statue to get some love in season five, writer/producer says
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf to ruin a new Grisham thriller
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Wonder what Bryan Adams has been up to besides being stalked? Well he has taken nude pics of Kimberly Stewart, Leah Wood and Peaches Geldof for an actual magazine and not in a motel room [w/slightly unsafe entwined naked bodies pic]
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
'According to Jim' starts 8th season. So much for that whole Rachel Ray / Ann Coulter 'proof of God' thing
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst granted restraining order against stalker. OH, WHY DO YOU DENY OUR LOVE?
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Because he has no other projects lined up, Guillermo Del Toro set to direct stop-motion remake of Roald Dahl's "The Witches"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who spent decades studying The Star Wars Christmas Special says "Eight is the magical age when it comes to enjoying it." Nine is too old. Yes, too old to complete the training
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Cedric the Excusemaker blames one New York critic for the failure of "American Buffalo"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you remember how hot Tina Turner used to be, for the love of Flying Spaghetti Monster, don't click this link
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It might seem odd that Bryan Adams, who hasn't had a hit in nearly 20 years, has two stalkers. But they're from Romania, which means they just heard "Everything I Do (I Do It For You)" for the first time last week
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Zoolander 2" may start production soon, will make "Night at the Museum 2" look like "Citizen Kane"
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
It is a truth universally acknowledged that the Jane Austen museum would appreciate it if people stopped leaving their dead relatives all over the lawns
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell: "Britney Spears was in awe of me." Then again, Britney stands in awe of shiny objects and deep-fried Cheetos, so that's nothing to brag about
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
J.K. Rowling releases her super honest swear-to-God-it's-true-this-time last book in the Harry Potter series. Again
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(Variety)
 
 
 
David Gregory set to continue the long line of men who look like Muppets hosting "Meet the Press"
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas reason #10,351: "Speed 3" is in the works. Bonus, Keanu Reeves to reprise role from the original flick
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Boy George admits to handcuffing escort to bed, fails to offer explanation for why he's slowly turning into The Penguin
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Bond's underwater Lotus sold at auction. New owner struggling to get the smell of fish from back seat
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi Channel greenlights new series "Caprica," starring that guy from "The Fly 2" as possibly the fifth Cylon
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Mon December 01, 2008
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Citing paralyzing fear of clowns, Tim Kring says "nothing in the works" for Wil Wheaton on Heroes
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus says she'd love to work with Vanity Fair's phtographer Annie Leibovitz again. In a few years, it's expected that the phrase "arch your back a little more" will be heard on a regular basis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves says turning forty was like being "in a club with a secret handshake." Whoa
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ron Howard almost STFU, but then chose not to
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Ivana Trump burned through her fourth husband. Her boy toy was a great playmate but apparently not marriage material....then again, how would she know?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Re-hotted Britney Spears laments on the difficulty of forgoing corn chips and derangement
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
TV catch phrases are dead because the audience is too fragmented now. Meanwhile, the Macy's Day parade is rickrolled. Your dog wants the Internet
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Rikki Lake can't believe she was once fat. People can't believe Rikki Lake is still alive
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(io9)
 
 
 
What power should Wil Wheaton have on "Heroes"? Ability to wear awesome sweaters suspiciously absent
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Tina Fey reveals how she got her scar, which Vanity Fair appears to have air-brushed out in this awesomely sexy photo (SFW)
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The rare TV show that would actually make a nifty movie: The creator of HBO's "Rome" says he wants to revive the show on the big screen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark's favorite Star Trek know-it-all appears at a nerd convention with sci-fi author John Scalzi, shows off the awesome portrait the writer commissioned for him (pic)
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Madonna and A-Rod coincidentally in the same place same time again - this time it's Mexico City - who are they trying to fool
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "Planet of the Apes" prequel on the way. Still no explanation for chimp Abe Lincoln
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton finishes writing, recording second album, claims it's similar to Kylie Minogue. Which is like comparing Oasis to U2
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Turbonegro guitarist Knut Schreiner beats cancer. It was lymphoma though, not knut cancer. Still no cure for crappy band names
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Nigella Lawson is under criticism for re-using old footage for a new series, but the hell with that piddling news - TFA comes with a truly delightful picture of her decolletage
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Miranda Kerr denies rumors of engagement to Orlando Bloom, says she's still not sure he's heterosexual
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Defending the death of Batman: "The staggering reality, far from Grant Morrison being a bad writer, is that many people criticising this series are bad readers"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fans are shocked, SHOCKED that Britney Spears lipsynched at the X Factor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The City University of New York is offering a course entitled "South Park and Political Correctness".........Sweeeeet
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently, consumers are unaware that now is the time to buy Blu-Ray players
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