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Sun September 28, 2008
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
George Clooney to Johnny Depp: "Yes, Tonto, I am... the Lone Ranger."
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(62)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
"You get good nights. And you get nights when you have to think, well, I don't want to not have sex, because at breakfast the sound man and the tour manager will think I'm a failure"
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney's amusement park isn't the "Happiest Place on Earth" unless one is Miley Cyrus or one of her entourage
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(47)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: Paying for Drew's beer, one subscription at a time
 
 
(NYmag)
 
Video
 
Bill Murray's appearance at Fantastic Fest, discussing his involvement in Ghostbusters 3, now that "the wounds of Ghostbusters 2 have healed": "I found myself walking down Fifth Avenue singing the song"
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(65)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear and Richie Sambora are hell bent to lose custody of their daughter
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(26)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago, a traditional American family - husband, wife, three children, a dog and a cat - made their debut on national television. Oh, and did we mention they are yellow? As in bright yellow? And they've never aged?
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(105)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sean Penn texts ex-wife Madonna after filming a kissing scene with James Franco; "I just popped my cherry kissing a guy. I thought of you. I don't know why."
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(43)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"In the history of marital discord in the movies, has there ever been a blander conflict than the one between firefighter Kirk Cameron and his goodly wife Erin Bethea in the dismal Christian-themed melodrama 'Fireproof?'"
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(67)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
It's a dark day for Farkers everywhere. Scarlett Johansson has gotten married
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(267)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Craig Ferguson: "I am not the Democrats' biatch"
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(42)
 
(News Of The World)
 
 
 
"I turned Megan Fox lesbian". Sadly not submitter, this guy wielding a large hose
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(54)
 


Sat September 27, 2008
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If Obama is elected president, Stan Lee wants to make Will Smith the first black Captain America, which is slated for 2011: "If Barack Obama becomes President who knows... suddenly a lot of our characters will be black"
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(93)
 
(News Of The World)
 
 
 
Armed & Famous really rubbed off on Jack Osbourne, he chased down a mugger and put him in an armlock until cops arrived
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(33)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
High heels... without heels. Subby hopes this doesn't catch on
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(55)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Dirty Jobs" host Mike Rowe picked most likely to receive... wood
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(48)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
An unfortunate arrangement of subway posters
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fox cans another show after just three episodes. Won't anyone think of the washed up actors?
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(59)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And the Oscar-hosting job goes to... Ricky Gervais?
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(40)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
They're here: the first list of scary movies you'll see for Halloween this year
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(72)
 
(Mercury News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Shufflin' off the mortal coil, boss. Paul Newman dead at 83
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(611)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Spike Lee's new movie gets mostly good reviews, except from Reggie Miller, who was sitting in the front row, heckling, wearing a "Citizen Kane" sweatshirt and throwing popcorn at the screen
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(33)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CBS News upset that Letterman hijacked their news feed of McCain getting made up. "If we had done something like that to him, someone around here would end up getting fired"
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(111)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer blames tossed salads and scrambled eggs for his heart attack
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(24)
 


Fri September 26, 2008
(Gigwise)
 
 
 
Skeletor attacks unsuspecting crowd in London
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(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland: how prison changed me. After dropping soap in the shower: "It was at that point I decided that soap was overrated"
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(25)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
It was as if a million cylcons cryed out in fear and were suddenly silenced . . . BSG actor screws the pooch and possibly spoils midseason preimere (warning: possible spoilers)
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway on buttsecks: "Every woman should try it, otherwise they miss out on something amazing"
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(229)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Ryan O'Neal bought drugs for his son, who's been to rehab 12 times, and hired hookers for him. But rest assured: When it came time for his son to smoke crystal, as opposed to snorting it, that's when he put his foot down
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(12)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Baron Cohen managed to convince backstage fashionistas at the Milan Fashion Week that his Darth Vader fru-fru pom-pom look was one of the catwalk line-ups
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Need to publish an article about a boring, no-name singer? Throw a well-known celebrity's name in the headline since he mentioned him one time in the interview
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(11)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Another "Our Gang" member you don't remember, creator of court-ordered 12-step programs, has died
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(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Brutal Thursday: All six season premieres return to lower ratings. Jeff Probst and Katherine Heigl to be whipped in Burbank town square
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
41% of movie tickets being sold on Fandango right now are for Kirk Cameron's new movie. Wait, what?
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(74)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Bogey and Bacall. Hepburn and Tracy. Burns and Allen. Lopez And Gosselaar?
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(44)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Megan Fox to play mermaid in new movie. "Several writers have been brought aboard to revamp the script as a vehicle for Megan...There will be a lot of bikini shots for her"
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(73)
 
(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Tobacco companies paid stars to smoke on TV and movies as part of secret advertising deals decades ago. This story brought to you by Lucky Strike cigarettes, with that sweet, soothing flavour
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(60)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Joan & Melissa Rivers can't understand why AOL canned their Emmy commentary shtick, like such as Tom Hanks' Nazi hair and Julia Louis-Dreyfus' Hitler mustache. Bonus: Joan refers to AOL as Holocaust deniers
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(39)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Ten questions for Mario Batali, unfortunately doesn't get to asking why he wears those uglyass crocs
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(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Romero begins work on new zombie movie, "Island of the Dead." It's like Jurassic Park but with zombies
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(62)
 
(wkfs)
 
 
 
Shia LaBeouf won't go to jail for DUI. Having that name is punishment enough
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Which breasts shown on TV are a turn-on, and which are a turn-off? The Sun is there to answer this perplexing question with a slideshow
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(130)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese wants to give Victoria Beckham sexy dance lessons. No word if David gets to watch
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(30)
 


Thu September 25, 2008
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
J-Lo's most famous asset may be shrinking, butt have no fear that the media will get to the bottom of this
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(11)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
A look at the secret internet identities of Hollywood stars. Rumour has it some extra from Star Trek hangs around here acting like a nerd
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(40)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Artist's portrait of Paris Hilton made entirely of porn. Much like her career
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Extremely rare footage of Marilyn Monroe sells for $14,700. Footage apparently shows her sober, speaking coherently
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(9)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Beatlejews
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(29)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
David Blaine didn't like his latest stunt, which now makes it unanimous
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Contract Killings: Characters that have been killed off TV series due to salary disputes
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(40)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kid Rock eloquently explains why he avoids Pam Anderson: "I touched stove, stove was hot, I think I not touch stove anymore"
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(24)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone insists his "W" biopic is not a "Hatchet job" and wants viewers to see both sides of the U.S. president: "You're going to like him, and at the same time, you're going to be horrified"
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(30)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Homer Simpson is voting for Obama. Kodos furiously waving tentacles
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(32)
 
(Florida Today)
 
 
 
Disney World to open 100-lane bowling alley; first person to enter "M. MOUSE" in the scorekeeping machine will be used as a bumper on Lane 37
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
OJ reconciles with sports memorabilia dealer he is accused of robbing. OJ says memorabilia is cutthroat business, hopes there's no bad blood, considers issue dead
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(45)
 
(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Funniest cover in the history of Entertainment Weekly
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(49)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
A slew of unnecessary, stupid 80's remakes are coming, such as "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels","Red Dawn", "Robocop" and "Poltergeist." Wait a minute...Red Dawn? That's awesome
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(93)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
John Cusack told movie producers he won't be working on days of Cubs playoff games, which means he'll be back to work by mid-October. (Ironically, his new film is about natural disasters)
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(22)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
There's nothing in the fan boy universe much cooler than a poster of Princess Leia in the style of Patrick Nagel (pic)
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(50)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
The 10 worst songs that hit #1
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(188)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kid Rock creates his own beer that "is a reflection of great American rock-and-roll music and the American spirit". So it'll taste like Aqua Net, sweaty pleather, and deep-fried trinkies
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(37)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Spike Lee: "I've wanted to make a World War II film since I wanted to be a filmmaker. Everything I have done up to this point has prepared me to make something this epic in size and scope"
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(65)
 
(Comic Book Movie)
 
 
 
"My mother will look up and shout: 'Do you want me to pick you up?' And I will whisper, 'No.'" -- Rorschach pickets FOX headquarters over Watchmen film
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Still in need of cash money, Ed McMahon enters the lucrative world of gangsta rap
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(9)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK to Busta Rhymes: "WOO HAH got yo ass in check"
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Attention waiters & busboys: Drew Barrymore is in heat
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(27)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
Depp in Pirates 4. Depp in The Lone Ranger. Depp in Alice in Wonderland. How much Depp is too much Depp? Depp
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(64)
 
(Media Morgue)
 
 
 
I Am Prequel: Will Smith tries to recover from the horror that was Hancock and signs up for another mutant zombie movie
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(73)
 
(AskMen)
 
 
 
Cheryl Tiegs turns 61 today, is still hot enough to make your shorts illustrated
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(18)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
With the Playboy empire in financial trouble, Hugh Hefner will be forced to lay off staff, which is only one word away from the traditional situation
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(44)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Comics legend Frank Quitely talks Wasted, All Star Superman, New X-Men, We3, Alan Grant and loads more
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(16)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Actress Holly Valance: "They're not cute; they bite you, box you and leave"
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Judge says it would be unfair to allow jurors to hear that O.J. Simpson had once been accused of killing his ex-wife. So keep it a secret
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(13)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Good news, boys: Natalie Portman is single again
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(64)
 
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The top 10 exploding people in the movies
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(53)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill is 57 today. Check out his Star Wars audition tape (with bonus Harrison Ford)
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(46)
 
(Sky News)
 
 
 
Bette Midler quits touring to help save the planet, noise pollution
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(16)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
50 Greatest villans in literature
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(138)
 
(National Post)
 
 
 
The Eiffel Tower is visible from every window in Paris, a batter at the plate can always spot his girlfriend in the stands at sold-out Yankee Stadium, and the best way to calm a hysterical women is to slap her in the face. Movie Wisdom 101
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(145)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
The new "Knight Rider" is so God-awful that not even an awkward, pedophilia-subtext-laden "thumbs-up" photo op with a prepubescent Gary Coleman can save it
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(66)
 


Wed September 24, 2008
(Coming Soon)
 
 
 
It's official, Johnny Depp will play the "Mad Hatter" in Tim Burton's next abortion...er, remake of "Alice In Wonderland"
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(69)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Letterman rips on McCain for cancelling debate, suggests Palin step in. "This isn't the way a tested hero behaves."
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(324)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Russia now aims to ban "Family Guy" and "The Simpsons," which is causing moral decay amongst their youth and violate their rights as children. To be replaced with programs teaching them patriotism and family values
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(39)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Guy who used to think he was too scholarly to read Stephen King now admits the Master of Horror writes actual literature. M-O-O-N, that spells respect
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(64)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Nick Hogan, son of Hulk, could get out prison early for good behavior. Taking a cue from OJ, he vows to spend his time searching for the other half of his friend's head
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(24)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Lifetime network pays $82.5 million to air repeats of "How I Met Your Mother," which is odd, because none of the women on the show are in peril
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(43)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fan to Roger Ebert: "Y U not review this movie?" Ebert to fan: "Hey, bro, I wuz buzier than $#i+, @d they never shoed it b4 hand"
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(121)
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Six things you can learn from watching 'Dora The Explorer." Surprisingly, none of them are "life has no meaning."
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(51)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson confirms twins rumors and is very excited, although it's not the first time she's had two people inside her at the same time
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(72)
 
(Jossip)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst's snaggleteeth miraculously disappear from the cover of Harper's Bazaar magazine. Maybe she left them at rehab (pics)
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(38)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
There are 16 gay and bisexual regular characters in prime-time series this fall. Why does TV hate America?
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(81)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you don't want to get photographed topless wearing a mermaid costume, don't go to P. Diddy's party topless wearing a mermaid costume (picture in link is not safe for most workplaces--click at your own risk)
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(38)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas responds to questions about the economic situation: "And my name is not Gordon. He's a character I played 20 years ago"
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(30)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
From the "Could this couple become any more dull?" file: Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal hire dog shrink
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(20)
 
(film.com)
 
 
 
The worst sequels ever: We're going to need a bigger list
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(113)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman says it was the 'fertility water' that got her pregnant. Keith Urban reevaluating his parental standing
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(17)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Madonna's entire stock of towels have been seized by Eastern European border guards: "People in Montenegro just aren't used to spending that much on a towel"
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(11)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Best and worst fall TV ads snarkily graded. "Cool" tag for "Sarah Connor Chronicles" beats "Fail" tag for a horrid "America's Next Top Model" ad
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"The Da Vinci Code" inspires stabbing. Unfortunately, the victim is not Dan Brown
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ted McGinley is on Dancing with The Stars, so by rule it has jumped the shark. Now if we can only get him to appear on American Idol, Survivor, America's Got Talent
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(33)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage all set to ruin "Astro Boy" for fall 2009, with his perfect sleep-inducing monotone as the voice of the main character in the upcoming animated feature
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(26)
 
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
David Blaine still hanging upside down. Unless you catch him during one of his 10-minute hourly breaks, where he drinks water, pees, and gets checked by a doc
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(66)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
In our latest installment of The Whoring of American Youth, Harper-Collins plans a series of "Sex and the City" prequel books for teens, even though it'll be redundant for girls whose fathers already bought them a pony
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(38)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
American Psycho is on its way to Broadway. Which means that 'Sussudio' will finally be the show stopping musical number it always deserved to be
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(54)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Kirk Cameron refuses to kiss anyone but his wife, so filmmakers dressed her up like the lead actress for new movie
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(171)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson: "I like to prepare for love scenes with lots of rehearsal". Where's the "giggity" tag when we need it?
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
9 Life Lessons Every Guy Can Learn From Goodfellas, now go home and get your farkin' shinebox (text includes profanity)
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(59)
 
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
'I'm the worst James Bond' says Roger Moore
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(92)
 
(The Age (Melbourne))
 
 
 
Realizing that without Paul McCartney that her career has no legs, Heather Mills to star in a documentary to repair her image
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(17)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
They tried to make Amy Winehouse's husband go to rehab, but he has finally had enough of that damn song
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(7)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Thandie Newton calls Madonna a "truly gifted" actress, will be tested for drug abuse right away
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(22)
 


Tue September 23, 2008
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Hello there. I would like to take this time to inform you that my moniker happens to be James Bond"
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(39)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-four-year-old author of "Eragon" still lives with his parents, and spends his free time making chain mail armor. "His chalky skin betrays the significant time he spends indoors"
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(72)
 
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
News flash of the day: Clay Aiken announces he's gay
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(158)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Lohan finally admits she's dating some chick that looks like a 15-year-old guy on meth
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(74)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan: "I had an affair with Russell Crowe, but that had nothing to do with my marriage breaking up. Dennis Quaid cheated first-- it's all his fault... even though I didn't find out about it until after the divorce"
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(72)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Denis Leary says he was "offended" at how unfunny Emmy hosts were -- and if there's one thing Denis Leary knows, it's about not being funny
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(107)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
TMZ to Miley re: Miley to TMZ via MTV: GMAB UR H8N ON EMILY. GL/HF
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(55)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
"9 to 5: The Musical" is both the title of a new Broadway show and the expected number of performances
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Bolton plans to sell his Connecticut estate, will find it difficult to get a buyer outside of the "no-talent ass-clown" demographic
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(CNN)
 
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Abe Vigoda is still alive. It's not news, it's CNN
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Celebrity wrestling is all fun and games until Dustin Diamond gets hurt... and then it's farking hilarious
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner says he's still together with his "Girls Next Door" and Holly Madison still sleeps with him every night. Take THAT, Criss Angel
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(Sunderland Echo)
 
 
 
"Mom, dad -- we're hot twins. Of COURSE we were going to become porn stars"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
If you could write the first sequel to any movie ever, what would you call it and what would the story be? Difficulty: There cannot already be a sequel. LGN, VE
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(Time)
 
 
 
When Alec Baldwin takes his young daughter to school, her classmates taunt him mercilessly by affecting Kim Jong Il accents and yelling, "You are usewess to me, Awec Bawdwin"
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Mon September 22, 2008
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Seven classic kids shows clearly dreamt up by people under the influence of LSD. "Looking back at the weird-ass shows they've cranked out, it's a wonder that we grew up to be such, stable, well-adjusted adults"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Who were they and where are they now. The people behind some of the most famous album covers in music
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is now performing at county fairs. Hopefully your child has a birthday coming up soon
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Because "Spider-man 3" didn't cause enough damage to the franchise, Marvel announce that a Spider-man musical may hit Broadway next year
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Knocking up a 15 year old? No crime. Taking photos of mommy breast feeding. No crime. Some one steals the photos and it's kiddie porn. Crime
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(io9)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan officially drained of all creativity, considers "Unbreakable 2"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Review of the new season of "Heroes," a "very dumb show that just wants you to think it's smart." Kind of like Paula Abdul
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jean Smart praises "Samantha Who?" costar Christina Applegate for returning to work so soon after beating breast cancer. Jean who?
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Bad: Another video game to be adapted into a movie. Worse: The Sims, a game with no story, is chosen. Fark: Dumbest. Plot. Ever
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(83)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge evicts Dane Cook from his apartment. Lawyers still working on HBO moratorium
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus to TMZ via MTV: TISNT YDKM so STFU
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Alicia Keys and Jack White's new James Bond theme-song collaboration named the Quantum of Suck by both critics and fans
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"People said that television would destroy society. They were right"
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The history of the near future, or how science fiction keeps getting it wrong, wrong, wrong
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(celebrityrush.com)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham wants neck surgery
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Last night's Emmys: "Truly, it was one of the worst moments of television I've ever witnessed, and keep in mind that I just watched the first episode of NBC's new version of Knight Rider"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais gets Steve Carell to give him back his Emmy
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(66)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Mad Men is the first basic cable show to win best drama at the Emmys. Cast of Boston Legal wonders what happened to the goddamn Cable Ace awards anyway
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Ali Larter talks about the new season of "Heroes" which premiers tomorrow. Sadly no mention of any new whipped cream powers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old Spice says she is eating more, running four miles a day, and shopping less. w/scary pic. No, not that Scary
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