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Sun September 21, 2008
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Cruise prasises Katie's performance on Broadway, her supporting role as beard and her farts
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(32)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Governor Schwarzenegger: I got high with Tommy Chong
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(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Waldo turns 21 today and where is he? At the bar getting plastered
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(19)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Apple's Steve Jobs and Samsung's Lee Kun Hee portrayed as criminals (Featured Partner)
 
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Sean Lennon says his dad had a bad temper, but he doesn't have a clue why he quit the Beatles to form The Plastic Ono Band with Yoko: "It was as if Elvis had left Vegas in the '70s and started to play with the punks"
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The ten most under-rated 'SNL' characters (most of which were under utilized because either the actor is dead or someone thought "Mango" was funnier that week)
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(142)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Denise Richards: It's Complicated" in danger of being canceled. Why? It's complicated
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(27)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Hulkster's daughter Brooke Hogan tells Howard Stern "it's unfair to be judged by this whole voting thing," while admitting she has no idea who the Vice President currently is. "I'm just really not in the know"
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(107)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Disney to Miley: STFU and GBTW
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(68)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: It makes you feel like it's 72 degrees in your head. All the time
 
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Recent focus groups indicated that some children could not even identify Kermit and Miss Piggy, much less ancillary muppets like Fozzie Bear and Gonzo the Great
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(65)
 
(Some Anime Nerds)
 
 
 
After 11 years of pure awesomeness, Cartoon Network has pulled the plug on Toonami
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(137)
 


Sat September 20, 2008
(ABC)
 
 
 
Real life Dr. House warns TV's Dr. House that his vicodin addiction will eventually result in permanent hearing loss, lupus
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(59)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George MIchael arrested in a public washroom again. Guess he really likes it in the can
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(36)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Family of Anne of Green Gables author L.M. Montgomery reveals dark secret... she committed suicide
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(43)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Ever wish you could get that great porn dialogue without all that tedious sex and nudity? Well, here's your chance
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(41)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oprah Winfrey, whose literary judgment is always even-handed and not prone to hyperbole, says that the new pick for her "Book Club" is "right up there with the greatest American novels ever written."
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William Shatner responds to J.J. Abrams' Capt. Kirk comments. He gives 1,001 ways to resurrect Kirk from the grave.......KHAN
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(40)
 
(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
Former Blink-182 drummer Travis Barker is critically injured, and 4 people are killed as his jet crashes in South Carolina
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(436)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten newspaper comics that need to farkin' end. Bill Watterson unavailable for comment
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(122)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Latest "Wonder Woman" production news from guy who's been trying to get movie made since Raquel Welch turned down the role in '70s. On its arrival date in multiplexes: "I wanted it to be released in 1983"
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(17)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Lesbians list "Women We'd Love To Love" (this link is useful, with slideshow)
source: livenews.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(194)
 
(Some Smeg Head)
 
 
 
So, you thought you'd see one new "Red Dwarf" episode. Well, prepare to be disappointed. You'll going to see four, and they're going to be overseen by Doug Naylor
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(37)
 


Fri September 19, 2008
(ToplessRobot)
 
 
 
Alan Moore discusses the cinematographical adaptation of his work: "The Watchmen film sounds like more regurgitated worms. I, for one, am sick of worms. Can't we get something else?"
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(89)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
LL Cool J threatens to quit rap after his new CD sells even fewer copies than the abysmal Jessica Simpson foray into country music. Those quiet cash registers are the consumers calling your bluff, LL
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(41)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton is sick of L.A. and moving to London because "Brits are so real, they're not fake." Victoria Beckham unavailable for comment
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(26)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Would you sue for seeing a boob while working at Playboy? Someone did
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(21)
 
(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Jimmy Smits stabs actor Jeff Chase repeatedly in the chest during filming of "Dexter," with what he believed was a prop knife. Michael C Hall seen whistling away, hands in pockets
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(32)
 
(Some Nerdery)
 
 
 
Neil Gaiman's imaginary worlds are indisputably dark, often chillingly macabre, and always fun to visit
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Steve Guttenberg continues his bizarre resurgence, this time showing up in a theatre wearing a dress, looking like a cross between Joe Piscopo and Barney Rubble
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(15)
 
(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Elisabeth Hasselbeck might be leaving "The View" to take a job with...oh, just guess
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(105)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker unable to bridle her enthusiasm for a "Sex and the City" sequel
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(135)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson likes to give Tony Romo the ol' Covered Wagon
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(56)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Excellent Bruce Campbell interview. Enjoy
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(33)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Gays Gone Wild, where "the abs come in packs of six, eight, and 12; the sex could put your eye out; and the venereal crabs - I can't stress this enough - have their own animated musical number"
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(11)
 
(Holy Taco)
 
Video
 
The five worst teenage cover bands ever. The #1 slot will be a surprise to EVERYONE
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(32)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Notable athletes from this season of Dancing with the Stars: Maurice Greene, Misty May-Treanor, and the graceful, elegant Warren Sapp
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(16)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray has gotten decidedly buxom in the past few months. The former prude has finally thrown out her turtlenecks in favor of showcasing her attributes
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(68)
 
(KPAX)
 
 
 
Toby won't be returning to The Office after all
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(22)
 
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Anthony Edwards: "George Clooney would be a fool not to reprise his 'ER' role." George Clooney: "I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how GEORGE CLOONEY I am"
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' comeback track leaks online. Actually, it's more of an oozing than a leaking, but still
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Doctors say David Blaine's latest "stunt" could render him blind; but, unfortunately, it's not a perfect world that we live in
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(37)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
First look, er, listen of Jack White & Alicia Keys' new 007 theme song. It's no "View to a Kill"
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(89)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heather Mills hopes to stump media criticism by suing her former public relations rep for telling a newspaper "Heather is a calculating, pathological liar and the biggest biatch on the planet."
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(28)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Anna Faris feels that she's not a good enough actress to play a porn star. Says she's going to "stick to comedies," which is strange because she hasn't done one in years
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(47)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
For the Cheech and Chong reunion tour, Cheech Marin says that he prepared by watching YouTube clips of himself doing his Cheech character. You're watching you play you so you know how to be you. WOW MAN I'm freaking out
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(31)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears a shoo-in to receive a nomination for Best Trial for Driving Without a Valid California License at the MTV Superior Court Awards
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(13)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Holy Get-Off-My-Lawn, Batman. Adam West is 80 years old today. LGT redubbed clip featuring his "bulge charm" (not safe for work language)
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(41)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney Spears looking for new dancers, Cheetos handlers
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(14)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Universal declines to finance Steven Spielberg and Peter Jackson's 3D epic 'Tintin' because the film would have to make $425 million just to break even after their 30% cut
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(90)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Lego create figures of several celebrities, including Madonna, Angelina Jolie and Amy Winehouse, to mark their 30th anniversary. The Amy Winehouse doll caused the most problems, as bits of it kept falling off
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(75)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jude Law is not a doctor, but he might play one in Guy Ritchie's new "Sherlock Holmes" movie
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(6)
 
(BLORGE)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton no longer most infectious celebrity
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(7)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson says being beautiful is "weird," being thin is "strange"
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(36)
 
(Some Bad Muthafarker)
 
 
 
The 11 best film moments of Samuel L. Jackson yelling
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(40)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's Rick Wright: The final interview
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(49)
 
(fashion.ie)
 
 
 
New Pamela Anderson sex tape may be on the way, only 10 years too late
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(41)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"The first-date movie may be the single most important decision in any relationship."
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(109)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Josh Brolin: "I was making a joke to my dad and I said, 'If I was a chick, I'd f*** you'."
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(23)
 


Thu September 18, 2008
(MTV)
 
 
 
Seth Green to Shia LaBeouf: "Eat a d--k" (with video)
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(77)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"Pushing Daisies" creator wants to bring '60s-style "Star Trek" back to TV, featuring another ship boldly going through Kirk's era
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(76)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bitterness still surrounds the "Seinfeld" series finale 10 years after the fact
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(134)
 
(ET Online)
 
 
 
Bill Clinton to visit "The View" for the first time ever. Coincidentally, that day he'll also get a dressing room hummer from Joy Behar for the first time ever
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(44)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Asked if he liked teenage girls, R. Kelly responded with a question of his own: "When you say teenage, how - how old are we talkin'?"
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Producers of new movie about the IRA distance themselves from comments by star Rose McGowan that she would have joined the IRA if she lived in Belfast during the Troubles. Quentin Tarantino seen frantically writing a new screenplay
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(385)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Actor who portrayed "The Punisher" arrested for DUI
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(160)
 
(NBC13)
 
 
 
BMI names Hank Williams Jr a music icon, unfairly warns he could be clinically obese
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(34)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Chefs reveal their fallback ingredient for enhancing a dish that needs help. "Lots of butter" is the real answer, but none will admit it
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(274)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lynne Spears does the right thing and absolves Britney of any and all personal responsibility for her fark-ups
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Mac Observer)
 
 
 
The nightmare is over: Microsoft cancels Gates / Seinfeld ad campaign. Bonus: Claims this is what they intended all along
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(107)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rachel Bilson wants Hayden Christensen to elope, hold her like he did by the lake of Naboo
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Meth means never having to say you're sorry
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
John Cleese to return to TV for the first time in seven years in the invention-crazy show "Batteries Not Included"
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(28)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway says her traumatic relationship with her former fiance will make her stronger, more likely to film a "Get Smart" sequel
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(26)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you enjoyed reading "The Smart Side of Paris Hilton," be here next week for "The Sober Side of Keith Richards"
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(12)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Top 10 books NOT to read before you die. Book #5: Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas. "Dreary ramblings of an unreliable and workshy tosspot"
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(430)
 
(UGO)
 
 
 
First, Christopher Walken jammed with the Country Bears. Then, Johnny Depp set sail with the Pirates of the Caribbean. After that, Eddie Murphy explored the Haunted Mansion. Now, The Rock is blasting off for Tomorrowland
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Certainly not every arts review compares photos of the female artist's urinating vagina to Travis Bickle's infamous "You talkin' to me?" scene (pics in link are not safe for work)
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(25)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Katherine Heigl says the only reason TR Knight didn't fancy her was because he's gay. Dumbass tag will have to make do for the lack of a Deluded tag
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Margaret Cho responds to criticism of her Palin comments: 'I'm a Christian, you F*ckers'
source: margaretcho.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(90)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Kelly Brook says the best dating advice she's ever been given was to stay away from Simply Red lothario Mick Hucknall
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(12)
 
(Game Politics)
 
 
 
Jack Thompson to appear on Penn & Teller: Bullsh*t. This should be fun
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(36)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Hollywood conservatives out themselves in new David Zucker "unabashedly right-wing comedy." "When you meet, you give each other a secret look--'Are you a Republican too?' It's the new gay'"
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(61)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Fox planing a legal drama based on "Snow White". Currently casting Sleazy, Drunky, Billy, Suey, Dewy, Cheat'em, and How
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(15)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank recuperating after undergoing medical procedure at hospital. Doctors say she'll be fine, will be back in racing form in no time
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(27)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Annie Proulx annoyed at fains re-writing "Brokeback Mountain" as slashfic and sending it to her. That's SO gay
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(26)
 
(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff to replace Chris Farley in upcoming "Beverly Hills Ninja 2" which also stars David Spade because, well... By now it should be undestood that Hollywood is the Play-Doh fun factory of crap
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(30)
 


Wed September 17, 2008
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney makes first public appearance with his future ex-wife
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(22)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
HBO's vampire series, "True Blood," will get another season to suck...blood
source: blogs.orlandosentinel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Delaware, that 12-mile-wide state, celebrates both Polish Festival and Oktoberfest this week. Polka/Oompah overload to commence
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(79)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Elle MacPherson goes out in public with wrinkly knees exposed. No word of if they're too pointy or not. The Daily Mail is there. (pic)
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(57)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Photos of Britney Spears' British grandparents published. Photos depict relatives having tea, gardening, shooting bottles of Beefeater off each other's heads while burping, farting, and scratching privates (pics)
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(25)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
7 cliches always seen in horror movies. No mere mortal can resist the evil of the Thriller
source: scifi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(105)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams' mind-control experiment is working: The second episode of Fox's "Fringe" jumps 68% in the ratings
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(121)
 
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Duh alert: real scientists say Fox's Fringe gets its own junk science dead wrong again
source: popularmechanics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Celine Dion looks like what you'd expect without makeup
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(61)
 
(Playboy)
 
 
 
Author David Foster Wallace committed suicide on Friday. Turns out his first published piece was in Playboy. Here tis (pages SFW, site probably in workplace site filters though)
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(148)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Another stunning model comes to the realisation Leonardo DiCaprio resembles a chubby schoolboy
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(55)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
"Studio 60 On The Sunset Strip" actress Ayda Field dumps British singer Robbie Williams. Apparently, because his obsession with UFOs led him to ask her to dress up as E.T. in the bedroom
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(32)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson exposes her dating disaster. Admit it, you stopped reading after "Kate Hudson exposes" and clicked the link, didn't you?
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(85)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Dont panic. New "Hitchhikers Guide To The Galaxy" book to be written by Eoin Colfer, probably won't suck
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(96)
 


Tue September 16, 2008
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Amy Poehler leaving SNL in November, effectively leaving SNL with no remaining funny cast members. Producer Lorne Michaels: "That has never stopped us before."
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(85)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Hef says his Playmates have to have the very natural girl next door look - Wait, since when are silicone and botox considered natural
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(59)
 
(Mediabistro)
 
 
 
NBC is trying to unload its leftover Olympics merchandise, offering good deals on Michael Phelps' used condoms and the towels the US women's softball team cried into
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(26)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Spiffy: "Y the last Man" movie. Fail: Shia LaBeouf as the main character. Compromise tag: Interesting
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(99)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Human waxwork David Gest says he regrets having plastic surgery
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(TheJay.com)
 
 
 
Giant Eddie Murphy Head Spotted On The 405
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(96)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
How long was Luke Skywalker stranded on Dagobah and how come no one remembers Marty McFly the minute he leaves? Eight classic movies that got away with gaping plot holes
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(553)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This just in: Chevy Chase thinks people are still interested in anything he has to say
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(89)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Donald Trump gives parenting tips on how to raise exceptional children. Funny, he never mentions threatening them with disinheritance
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Felicity Huffman calls "Desperate Housewives" co-star Eva Longoria Parker "fat." Savage catfight to break out in three... two... one...
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(43)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Guy Ritchie likes sex to last four seconds. Presumably because prolonged exposure to Madonna's sandpaper skin and pointy bones would be unbearably painful
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(38)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shatner still peeved he's not in "Star Trek." "If we're trying to put together DNA of a dinosaur dead for 160 million years, why can't scientists take a molecule that's floating around and bring back Kirk?"
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(78)
 
(Mid-Day (India))
 
 
 
Megan Fox boasts about her stripper crush in GQ
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(73)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
David Tennant vetoes idea for "Doctor Who" special starring J.K. Rowling, featuring the Doctor rescuing her from the real-life Harry Potter universe
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(79)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Rob Cohen and Vin Diesel to return for "xXx: The Return of Xander Cage"
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(52)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
The creators of "The Wire" and "Oz" are in talks with HBO to develop a miniseries based on the 12 day manhunt for John Wilkes Booth
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(59)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Dr.Who creator Russell T Davies lets us read his emails about new storylines, and the next Doctor
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(19)
 


Mon September 15, 2008
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that he wore a shirt with his name on it, Ewan McGregor went unrecognized at the world's leading Star Wars destination
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(45)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Drunk and high, wrestler Jake "The Snake" Roberts exposes penis to benefit crowd, breaks hand punching wall, runs into street crying. Probably the logical response after going to a benefit wrestling match
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(82)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in MTV's programming lineup... as if millions of shrieking idiots suddenly cried out with a "WOOOOOOOOOOOO"... and were suddenly silenced
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(Showbiz Spy)
 
 
 
New Mexico Governor Bill Richardson would love the next governor of his home state to be Val Kilmer: "Kilmer is a New Mexican, he was Batman. You know there have been successful actors going into politics"
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(39)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez almost drowns during Malibu Triathlon
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(53)
 
(Spike)
 
 
 
The Top 10 greatest driving albums
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Major film studios form digital download consortium "ecosystem," assuring us that every ecosystem needs shiat like BioDome, Catwoman to function
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(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
The ten worst hosts on SNL
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(153)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Eva Mendes: "I've had sex in all 50 states"
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(125)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan gets her life back on track by doing what comes naturally to her: punching a photographer in the nose
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(27)
 
(City Journal)
 
 
 
Black-and-white films are better; color distracted from story, created unscary monsters and an unfunny Bob Hope, who "became a leering embarrassment in such tinted, tasteless features as Call Me Bwana"
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(40)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Daniel Radcliffe says he had a "Michelangelo's David" moment when he got his penis out on stage
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The couple stepped into a circle of yellow roses and lilies, where they were wed by a Buddhist priest. Bonus: Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols as best man and best lady
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(51)
 
(io9)
 
 
 
Production is underway on a prequel to John Carpenter's "The Thing," which is tentatively titled "The Thing Before the Thing"
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(80)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Spike Lee comes to the conclusion that starting a public fight with Clint Eastwood probably won't help him get an Oscar
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(84)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jennifer Hudson is famous, has an Oscar, and is now engaged. Suck it, American Idol
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(33)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Corner Gas, quite possibly the least funny series ever made even by Canadian standards, finally comes to a merciful end
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(130)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's have a standing ovulation for Norm Crosby, he's 81 today
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(20)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Yahoo Serious' serious movie = SERIOUS BUSINESS
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Coming soon to a theater near you: "Bosom Buddies: The Movie" starring Al Pacino and Robert De Niro
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