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Sun September 07, 2008
After 6,783,300 minutes Rent has closed on Broadway
Hitchcock's 50 most memorable moments: "Psycho" shower scene barely makes the list
What? Heather Mills leaked a bogus story about Paul McCartney's heart condition in order to make him look bad and make herself look good? How could THAT be?
"Bangkok Dangerous" limps to the top of Hollywood's worst box office weekend of the year
Tony Clifton, on his newly-reformed lounge act: "If you came here to see Andy Kaufman, get yourself a flashlight and a shovel"
Beyonce announces she is over being a pop star and no long wants to be seen as the hot girl. Boo hoo
Ellen DeGeneres talks about naming her first child with Portia de Rossi, "Jumbo Shrimp"
The major networks are debuting 14 new scripted shows this fall. Are any of them worth the time of day (or, rather, night)?
Brad Pitt says his kids make him laugh, long for sleep. Since a celebrity said something that every parent in the history of the human race has already noticed, it's somehow headline news
Anita Page, a silent film actress who co-starred with Lon Chaney, Joan Crawford, and Buster Keaton, takes her final bow at 98
I-Mockery takes an in-depth look at Dokken's classic "Dream Warriors" music video
Gary Coleman finally hits a pedestrian, after all these years of not being able to see over the dashboard
Michael J. Fox joins Canada's Walk of Fame, leaves eight handprints
AFI's Top 100 Movies, in 5 words (includes spoilers)
Sat September 06, 2008
Eva Mendes checked into rehab earlier this year because she was having problems dealing with her fame. I guess the success of "Ghost Rider" was just too much for her
Tommy Lee Jones sues Paramount for $10M he claims he is owed for being in "No Country for Old Men", studio says he doesn't know what he's talking about, friend-o
Dexter is now doing something far more sordid than Saran-wrapping people onto tables and chopping them in pieces
Coen brothers discuss the relation of "No Country For Old Men" to "Burn After Reading"; "You change this s--t around and you can sell it again... You don't actually have to come up with much"
Vanna White, 51, was hired onto "Wheel of Fortune" because of her massive head
Lindsey Lohan says "No" to Playboy. Millions of kittens breathe sigh of relief
If you don't have HBO, you will miss Bow Wow's first sex scene on this season of "Entourage". If you do have HBO, it's not too late to cancel
Tim Kring and Zachary Quinto talk "Heroes", Sylar and Spock
Teri Hatcher says the key to happiness is sex and chocolate. Submitter would suggest she start eating some of the chocolate before she completes her metamorphosis into Skeletor
"24" shuts down production over concern for upcoming season's creative decisions. Executive producer not worried, explains THEY HAVE PLENTY OF TIME
"Inside Man 2" is being made. "We are using the two main characters from the first movie, but set in a different plot." Fark needs a "Sigh" tag
"Hey Tobey, will you do 'Spiderman 4' for us if we dump a truckload of money on your doorstep?" Umm... sure OK
Fri September 05, 2008
Seth Rogen has no problem with the subject matter of "Zack and Miri Do a Porno": "I love porn. I watch tons of porn. The Internet speeds have evolved directly with my sexual drive, I almost did it purely based on the title"
Forget Heath Ledger: Mickey Rourke is new favorite to win Best Actor Oscar for 2008. And he will kick your ass, too
Victoria Beckham thinks that Americans treat her like Minnie Mouse. Must be the skinny legs
"I'm From Sky Mall" and "Hangover CSI" - Reality shows we'd like to see
That YouTube video about the two guys and their lion may become a feature film. Also in development: Cats On Treadmill The Movie and Panda Sneezing: Apocalypse
Hulk Hogan's files show he spends about $38K/month on legal fees while divorcing his wife. Meanwhile, she's spending $7K on clothing, $7.5K on maid service, and another $1700 on jewelry. A month
"Bangkok Dangerous" pulls an impressive 9 percent at Rotten Tomatoes: "The only reason to see a Nicolas Cage movie these days is to have a good laugh at his latest wig"
Cuban punk rocker fined $28 for song telling Fidel to "stop performing sex acts on men"
According to several media reports, Leno's departure from late night television will herald total chaos, plagues of locusts, dogs and cats sleeping together ... MASS HYSTERIA
Real-life couple Paul Bettany and Jennifer Connelly to star in "Meet the Darwins"
Lesbians love Rachel Weisz, so that's one thing we've got in common
A year after complaining that he had been mistreated by MTV Video Music Awards organizers and swearing he'd never return, Kanye West will bring his special brand of whiny magic to the closing act of this year's VMAs
The Sun raises the $64,000 question that no one else dares to ask: why is Jennifer Aniston still single?
Dr. Mark Greene to rise from the dead and pay a visit to the ER one last time
Britney's mom reveals in tell-all book how her daughter became a train wreck. Cue that blonde guy
Not news: Some kid from "Baywatch" has a sex tape with a porn star. Straight to Fark: The porn star is trying to stop it from being released, from embarrassment
Sony calls on Office writers for new Ghostbusters, will now not be as good as the British version
Michael Phelps to hug it out on "Entourage"
Thu September 04, 2008
Brad Garrett to get prostate exam on live TV. Doctors hope to find his career
Britney Spears says she's going to do something "fun and unexpected" at the MTV Video Music Awards, though "exhibiting some class" isn't likely it
(The Business Sheet)
Paging Joel Schumacher: Chris Nolan Not Interested In Another "Batman" Movie
Rosemary's Baby remake by Michael Bay starring Jessica Alba?
"Buckaroo Banzai" creator talks upcoming comic prequel/sequels. "The whole point of Buckaroo is that we all live in different dimensions, dimensions that are shifting"
Beer googles alert: Britney Spears to open MTV's VMAs, once again trying for a comeback. Hopefully this time she'll put down the Cheetos and Beer before hand
Meet the new 007, Lloyd Christmas. Prepare for pure dumbess this fall
Kellie Pickler to co-host CMA special, chosen for her quick wits, not her big........ personality
Creator Chris Carter hospitalized over "X-Files 2" box office returns
Jennifer Aniston is photographed kissed up to Alec Baldwin. In the words of Amanda Beard - Ewww
Old and busted: Piracy is killing the movie industry. New Hotness: Independent films are killing the movie industry
Wrestling pundit predicts we'll see full-penetration sex on WWE before long
Jamie-Lynn Spears shows Bristol Palin some love, sends $60 burp cloths with note: "Dear Bristol, Hang in There XXOO, Jamie Lynn Spears"
Daddy, why is mommy naked in that magazine? David Spade confirms he is the father of Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace's baby
Wed September 03, 2008
Chuck Palahniuk set to have yet another novel, "Lullaby" adapted to the big screen. His novel "Snuff" about a porn star aiming to break the gangbang record with 600 men, expected to be a harder sell
The future history of Star Trek, post-"Nemesis"
Death Race star Jason Statham is... Daredevil?
Bjork comes clean and claims that engineer Valgeir Sigurosson did not write the songs on her album "Vespertine," she made it suck all by herself
Ghostbusters is the first film to be released on USB stick. That is if you can't be bothered to watch it on your 20-year-old video tape, your 10-year-old DVD or on one of 25 different simultaneous cable showings
"Peanuts" animator Bill Melendez dies. Charlie Brown inconsolable, seeks good grief counselor
After winning Oscars for her two offbeat roles she played, one as a dude and one as a hillbilly boxer, Hilary Swank is going for her third in her latest movie where she must pack on the pounds to play a fat foreign woman
Ben Folds to unfold Ben Folds Five
Lily Allen, vying for celebrity trainwreck status, shows up drunk at awards and verbally abuses Elton John, who replies, "I could still snort you under the table"
Guns N' Roses album leaker hoping that, since he shared his files, you'll share the defense cost with him
CW's "90210" sequel is the network's highest-rated show of all time... in the network's whopping two years on the air
Harry had his wand broken in by a much older witch
American Idols: Where are they now?
Letterman talks about Warren Zevon's last appearance: "He puts the guitar into the case and he flips the snaps on the case and says, 'Here, I want you to have this, take good care of it.' And I just started sobbing"
"The Mummy" director wants to make a Tarzan movie. So you can look forward to Brendon Fraser in a loincloth, launching one-liners in a 20-minute chase scene through the jungle, which will inexplicably catch fire
Heath Ledger's Joker voted top villain this summer, narrowly edging out Dick Cheney
Amy Winehouse converts to Buddhism after pot overdose. Unlikely tag is sitting on the couch, staring at its fingers
Michael Jackson is reportedly dating Pamela Anderson
Mel B says she doesn't have anything in common with Victoria Beckham, apart from not being able to sing or act
Surfer douchebags charged with assaulting photographer douchebags taking pictures of Hollywood douchebag
David Letterman questions NBC's decision to remove Leno. "Unless I'm misunderstanding something, I don't know why, after the job Jay has done for them, why they would relinquish that"
James Bond will ditch the martini for Coke Zero in "Quantum of Solace" movie. "I'll have a Coke Zero... shaken, not stirred" just doesn't really have the same ring
"Watchmen" trial date set. Incomprehensible Fox case explained, and a minor geek-out
K-Fed is to fatherhood what Britney is to music
Tue September 02, 2008
"The Big Lebowski" gave Jeff Bridges his biggest acting challenge to date
Lucy still has some 'splaining to do
"Wanted" creator pitches seven-hour, three-picture Superman reboot to Warner Bros. No word on giant spider battle
Frak: this word is made from 50% naughty word, 50% great TV show, 50% fandom. That is 150% mother fraker
Guy Pearce joins Johnny Depp, Angelina Jolie, and Cher for "Batman 3"
So you're going to see the end of "Battlestar Galactica" starting in January. It's more likely than you think
Hey, Bandit, Hey, Bandit, listen to this. In a world where Don LaFontaine has died, Jerry Reed is 10-4
After trying its hardest to protect the Olympics from the web, NBC finally putting new stuff online before it hits TV. Too bad it's "Chuck"
Jeremy Piven denies that "diva" antics cost him a job hosting a New York fashion event. In related news, if Mr. Piven's Evian is a degree above or below room temperature, IT'S YOUR ASS
How powerful is Barack Obama's celebrity army?
"Pineapple Express" edited for UK audiences because of drug-related material. The new cut of the movie is now five minutes long
The Lohan family isn't experiencing a trainwreck as much as it's going through an entire railroad industry collapse
Sixteen American adaptations of British programmes, 14 of which are failed attempt to remake "Fawlty Towers"
If you have lemonade and soy cream cheese, you might be able to lure Rebecca Romijn away from Jerry O'Connell
Hugh Laurie wonders if there's a doctor in the house after taking part in boxercise classes
Tyrese Gibson's role in "Death Race" = SERIOUS BUSINESS
"L.A. Confidential" beats out "Boogie Nights" and "Jackie Brown" on a list of films made about Los Angeles culture
So you're going to see the end of "Battlestar Galactica" starting in January. It's less likely than you think
Mon September 01, 2008
In a world...one man...will be greatly missed. Don LaFontaine dead at 68
Writer Damon Lindelof talks "Star Trek," Stephen King's "Dark Tower," and what's up with "Lost." " In our minds, Mr. Eko was going to be a character who made it to close to the end of the show"
Jerry Lewis telethon raises record $65 million for the Muscular Dystrophy Association in one day, on pace to overtake The Dark Knight, Titanic
Samuel L. Jackson bemoans the lack of "titties" in his new film
Robert Downey Jr. promises that his take on the Sherlock Holmes character will be fierce: "he's kind of a bad-ass and a bare-knuckle boxer and studies the rare, fictional martial art of baritsu"
Neighborhood upset by 90210 billboard because it depicts men and women swimming together
Black Flag's Henry Rollins says being pen pals with Charles Manson was "intense and heavy": "His letters would always have swastikas on them so they were easy to spot"
Photographer Annie Leibowitz makes $2 million a year but apparently doesn't like to apply any of that to her bills
Pete Doherty sobs after British Airways fails to treat him like royalty, and who just stood there and LET HIS HAT GET CREASED
New Vin Diesel movie only slightly worse than last Vin Diesel movie
The balcony is closed
How could Stanley Kubrick have ever said no?
"Dark City" director Alex Proyas explains why Fox will never let him anywhere near a "Silver Surfer" movie
Problem: Seth Rogen really wanted everyone on the set to bond with each other during the filming of Pineapple Express. Solution: punch Amber Heard in the face
Stopping pot smokers at concerts would be hard, but some believe the drunks are the real problem; "I'd much rather be around a group of people smoking a joint at a concert than even one person who may have had one too many"
"Flight of the Conchords" to end after upcoming second season, as the guys found out writing a shiatload of songs at once was harder than they thought it'd be
Josh Hartnett, in the library, with a sex tape. Worst game of Clue ever
British glamour model Kelly Brook says she's still in love with Billy Zane. Scary tag wins out over dumbass tag
Alien researchers from the 24th century to abandon their Las Vegas Time Station today as temporal rift has become unstable. Translation: "Star Trek: The Experience" is shutting down today
Universal tries to get consumers to upgrade their DVD players by adding 44 minutes of deleted scenes to "Incredible Hulk" Blu-Ray edition. Wait, there was an Incredible Hulk movie this summer?
Paul McCartney's next adversary is... *shakes up the Magic 8 Ball* ... Chef Gordon Ramsay
From David Lynch interview to Joy Division live on TV to Nabokov discussing "Lolita" to Sid Vicious on NY cable TV to Kerouac reading "On The Road" to Nirvana rehearsing in a garage: The 50 greatest arts videos on YouTube
"Disaster Movie" lives up to its name at the box office
Ricky Gervais claims to have had paranormal experiences that have absolutely nothing to do with the upcoming release of his new film "Ghost Town"
Helen Mirren: "I loved cocaine." Goes on to say she only gave it up after learning of Barbie's cocaine ties. Ken unavailable for comment
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