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Sun June 08, 2008
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Warren G arrested for failing to regulate his pot smoking
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(84)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere wasn't picky when it came to perfecting her kissing technique. The 18-year-old gave boys and girls an equal opportunity
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(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Romero says there's no way zombies can run after you. "Their ankles would break. It doesn't make sense to me"
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(104)
 
(Fortune)
 
Plug
 
Apple's Steve Jobs and Samsung's Lee Kun Hee portrayed as criminals (Featured Partner)
 
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Continuing his "Make Friends With Everyone" tour, actor Rupert Everett says British soldiers are wimps
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pandas mess with the Zohan, make more money
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(56)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Car Talk stars Tom and Ray Magliozzi to star in their own cartoon
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(28)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton puts to rest pregnancy rumors by going out and partying. Because she's far too mature to party in a "delicate condition", right? Right?
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BBC Radio 4's Book at Bedtime has been leaving listeners 'terrified and physically sick'
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(21)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Totalfark: We offend more people before 9am than most people do in a day
 
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Bob Anderson, who played the young George Bailey, dead at age 75. It was a wonderful life
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(13)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Asteroids, Pong and Breakout to star in upcoming "Atari" movie, alongside Leonardo DeCaprio as Nolan Bushnell, Godfather of video game industry
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(31)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Marvin Gaye biopics to clash against each other: James Gandolfini's "Sexual Healing" and F. Gary Gray's "Marvin" now that music rights are finally settled. Either way, someone's going to get shot in the end
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(21)
 


Sat June 07, 2008
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Spike Lee responds to Clint Eastwood with grace and eloquence. Just kidding, he says "we're not on a plantation"
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(120)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney Spears goes for a ride in her boys' battery-powered Escalade. Still manages to rear end another car and get busted for driving without a license
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(22)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Is there something I should know? Simon Le Bon has a smoking hot 18-year-old daughter. All she wants is. Penis
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey's unborn child is already buff and looks ready to bust out of the womb any day now. Uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh
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(16)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
"Gonzo: The Life and Work of Dr. Hunter S. Thompson" narrated by Johnny Depp to be released on July 4th. You can watch the mind-blowing trailer here
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(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We all know Dane Cook is a douche, but did you ever stop to think about just WHY he's a douche? This guy did
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(95)
 
(Realty Today)
 
 
 
The definitive top-20 list of movies that make men cry like little beyotches
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(289)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Piano craze hits China where 30 million children are taking lessons. If only there was an easy piano piece that could help Asian children relate to the instrument. Pianist
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(98)
 
(NYmag)
 
 
 
Lou Reed is a talented but surly man, so choose your questions very carefully
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(94)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
The Drive-in theater turns 75: Archaic entertainment destined for parking lots?
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(130)
 
(ScreenRant)
 
 
 
Paramount likes the new Star Trek movie so much, they've already committed J.J. Abrams for a sequel
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(67)
 


Fri June 06, 2008
(E! Online)
 
 
 
Reporter believes that Adam Sandler's hilariously funny and absolutely not stupid, immature, "comedy" will rake in $35.5 million this weekend. Unlikely tag appreciates the fresh air
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(63)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jimmy Buffett still relishes coasting on his 70s hits
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(109)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Recording industry honors Jewel for selling 18 million albums, having the best rack in the music business
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(108)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Insurance companies are just a tad hesitant to cover cocaine vacuum Lindsay Lohan
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(51)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Sixteen horrible movie accents (in horrible slideshow format). Yes, there is Costner Hood
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(228)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Vin Diesel has become a dad. But the action star and model girlfriend Paloma Jimenez have kept the news quiet for two months
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(62)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Wonder Woman star Lynda Carter is alive and well but unfortunately the body she discovered floating in the Potomac was not
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(81)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton not expecting Benji Madden's sprog but if she has a boy, no doubt he'll marry cousin Harlow
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(15)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Between paragraph one and paragraph three, Madonna adopts another child
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(17)
 
(The Mind Unleashed)
 
 
 
What can't she do? Ed McMahon blames Britney Spears for being unable to sell his home
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(51)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood responds to Spike Lee's comments and blows his head clean off
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(257)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
New TV series by Diablo Cody about a chick with multiple personalities. Spielberg is involved, so it will be great up until the last 15 minutes, and then you'll hate it
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(79)
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Big Lebowski documentary achieves. Well, that's like, your opinion, man
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(134)
 


Thu June 05, 2008
(CBC)
 
 
 
The opus is unremarkable
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(92)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Japanese game show host breaks Guinness record for being busiest TV host. An extra pair of tentacles can certainly help
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(23)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A plea goes out to have Roman Polanski's prison sentence revoked. Fark: plea is from the then 13 year-old victim
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(66)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Shatner accidentally catches episode of old "Star Trek" while recovering from hip surgery. "I haven't seen myself playing Capt. Kirk in a long, long time ... and I thought, 'You know, that's rather good'"
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(113)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"High School Musical" will end at No. 3 with the original cast, which is now getting old enough to play the school's hot student teachers
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(36)
 
(Chud)
 
 
 
Transformers 2: BOOM
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(168)
 
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
"The objective of a new video game is to stop the spread of Christianity and Islam by brutally killing biblical prophets, says the game's atheist creator"
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(224)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Heidi Montag -- a no-talent bottle blonde whose body serves as a silicone support device -- and her lunchmeat boyfriend made $3 million over the past two years for doing, well, nobody's quite sure what
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(75)
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Stephanie from "Full House" lives out Bob Saget punchline
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(277)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Entertainment Tonight shocked, SHOCKED, that someone would sell them false information about the birth of Angelina Jolie's twins. Vengeance will be served in the only way they know how: By running fake stories about the perpetrator
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(7)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
FHM Top 100 Sexiest Women vs. Maxim Hot 100 smackdown: An in-depth analysis
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(211)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
If a television show about serial swingers wearing wet bikinis interests you, you're finally old enough to watch CBS
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(145)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway channels an Oompa Loompa. You'd still hit it
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Dude, she's 15)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus dating 22-year-old backup singer. Yes, she's still 15
source: thinkfashion.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(961)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Rolling Stone Ronnie Wood wants to hire dwarfs for his daughter's wedding to perform stunts like stealing ladies' hats
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(71)
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has agreed to star in the new Pussycat Dolls single. Reports that she was lured by promises of Cheetos yet to be confirmed
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(20)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Newspaper apologises to Ozzy Osbourne for false story which caused him "considerable embarrassment". In other news, it's possible to embarrass an Osbourne
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(12)
 
(WTAM)
 
 
 
Anticipating his next soul-sucking, wallet-draining divorce, Charlie Sheen keeps budget low for wedding #3
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(17)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
"Writer's Strike I: The Beginning" was such a market success that its sequel, "Actors Strike, The Reckoning," may be released earlier than anticipated
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(148)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Call of Duty 4" sells 10 million copies on the promise that it will give Internet tough guys everywhere some modern combat experience
source: efluxmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(100)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman and MATT DAMON to star in Clint Eastwood's film about the 1995 Rugby World Cup. MATT DAMON
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(50)
 
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
John Larroquette admits he was paid with a joint for doing the narration for the original "Texas Chain Saw Massacre" and talks about how a car thief saved him from chopping off Vic Morrow's head
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(49)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Chef Gordon Ramsay absent from his L.A. restaurant's opening night. Eating just isn't the same without someone calling you a PATHETIC FARKING DONKEY
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(36)
 


Wed June 04, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sopranos writer teams up with Martin Scorsese for HBO miniseries about the origins of Atlantic City
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(26)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
K-Fed named Father Of The Year by reputable parental organization, Prive Nightclub Las Vegas
source: livenews.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Guitar Hero: Aerosmith preview and setlist. Bonus level unlocked if you complete the 'Methadone rehab clinic' mini-game and get Steven Tyler off the junk before the next gig
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(56)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
'Boondocks' creator Aaron McGruder to BET: %@*$% ^ &
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(60)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
If Joe Simpson hadn't already passed Joe Jackson for "creepiest entertainment dad ever", this should about do it
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(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seven reasons "Blade Runner" was prophetic. Subby would like a word with the author about Reason 4
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(75)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
No
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(106)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Director Brett Ratner wants to make the new Beverly Hills Cop movie "(for) 10-year-old kids, 12-year-old kids (who) don't really know the old 'Beverly Hills Cop.' So it's an opportunity to make it new for kids."
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(37)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
39 year old Gillian Anderson expecting her third child at almost 40. She will be 40 when the child is born. And just in case you forgot, she's very nearly 40
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(72)
 
(iF Magazine)
 
 
 
"The Andromeda Strain" screenwriter says his mini-series didn't really suck ... you just didn't get it. And you're also stupid
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(94)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell: "The View" is like a women's prison film except without the hot, lesbian sex
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(27)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
To promote "The Love Guru," NBC will air special featuring the best of Mike Myers on SNL. It's scheduled for 9 p.m. to 9:02 p.m., sandwiched between commercials for freecreditreport.com
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(84)
 
(Media Morgue)
 
 
 
The Associated Press takes the time to report that absolutely nothing has happened on the set of the new Hanna Montana movie
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(19)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Funnyman Seth Rogen's Superhero film 'The Green Hornet' gets the green light
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(52)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek explains that guys like Roger Ebert who attack "Sex & The City" movie are sexist jerks
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(133)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Abu Ghraib receives death threats after trying to sell a sex tape he made with Britney Spears
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(23)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's new movie, "You Don't Mess With The Zohan," is "Silly And Messy, But It Means Well." In related news, "Pearl Harbor" 'meant well' also
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(65)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie: I kept those guns from Tomb Raider, and trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again
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(39)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Teenager who wrote her first book at age 14 tipped to become the next JK Rowling, only much, much hotter
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(457)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Guy Ritchie contracted for Sherlock Holmes movies. Madonna contracted to STFU
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London Times financial page runs list of top ten Star Wars collectibles. Your bent Wookie still not worth Bantha poodoo
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(63)
 
(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Take That are voted the greatest comeback of all time - ahead of John Travolta and a chocolate bar
source: lep.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Headline: Sophia Loren, still joyful at 73. If by "joyful" you mean "hittable" (pic)
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NYC street artists give early review of M. Night Shyamalan's new movie (w/ pic)
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(33)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ed McMahon to lose house. If only there was a way to enter a contest and win $25 million
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(35)
 
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Coldplay to contribute music for "Guitar Hero." In related news, don't miss the upcoming expansion pack featuring tracks by John Tesh, Yanni, and Zamfir, Master of the Pan Flute
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(66)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
There are "no more great writers" declares Nobel laureate you've never heard of
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(333)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis in negotiations to play a death row inmate in "Kane & Lynch," a thriller based on a video game
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(25)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: Are there 6 discs in this special DVD collectors box set, or 7? In all this excitement, I kind of lost track myself. Ask yourself one question: Do you feel lucky, punk? Well, do ya?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 


Tue June 03, 2008
(411mania.com)
 
 
 
In order to clean up his flailing public image, Hulk Hogan recruits only the top A-list celebs for his new reality show. Just kidding, he scraped the bottom of the freakin' barrel, BROTHER
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(46)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Oh, nooooo" Mr. Bill returns to TV...to pitch Mastercard
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Howard Stern and Rosie O'Donnell end long-time feud with hour-long chat, in which she reveals Matthew McConaughey sexually aroused her while slow-talking about how to make beer-can chicken
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(57)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
How superhero flicks have ruined summer movie season, and destroyed once-glorious film-going events like "Armageddon" and "Mr. Mom"
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(61)
 
(KEYEtv.com - CBS Austin)
 
 
 
Starfleet helmsmen often bond after years of steering the ship together: George Takei picks Chekov as best man for his wedding
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(47)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Calling all He-Man fans. "Grayskull: Masters of the Universe" first draft script review. Prepare for pure awesomeness. Or not
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eye bleach sales skyrocket as Kim Cattrall threatens to get naked on HBO again
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(68)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Wu-Tang clan has a new chess game called: "Wu-chess." This marketing machine is in full effect, but it makes sense, considering that "The game of chess, is like a swordfight. You must think first, before you move"
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Who is "The Mole"? Better question: Who watched "The Mole"?
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(35)
 
(WSRZ)
 
 
 
Vince McMahon to give away $1 million of his own fortune to fans. Hey, if you can't give the fans quality entertainment, might as well give 'em your money
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(41)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Sad, Sick and Unlikely: Nick Hogan to John Graziano: It's your own fault you're in a coma
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(96)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The five best movies about horse racing. Sorry, "Honeymoon in Vegas" and "Striking Distance" didn't make the list
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(53)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Brigitte Bardot fined $24,000 for being a racist, not being hot anymore
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(38)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Emo is not a suicide cult" No, no it's not. It is however a cop-out for gender-confused males to wear make-up and put on girls jeans -- and it gives fat girls an "edge" over skinny blondes by dying their hair pink
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(136)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kathleen Turner hitchhiked for breakfast. Judging by that pic of her, she probably also hitchhiked for lunch, dinner, supper, brunch, elevenses, afternoon tea, high tea, leftovers
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie reportedly offered $15 million for pictures of her twins. We've all seen them already, toots
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
Mark Wahlberg has five siblings he didn't know existed. Penis
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Don't give up on "Spaceballs III: The Search for Spaceballs II" just yet: Mel Brooks debunks reports about Brooksfilms shutting down
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Founder of famed Second City comedy house dies. Goodnight, improvisational man
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Ten hidden gems to discover on TV this summer... you know, as opposed to reading and going outside and stuff
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(48)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Paddington Bear has a new adventure with modern troubles -- like having his shopping cart towed away, dealing with tabloids and being grilled as an illegal, undocumented immigrant
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(8)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Spoiler Wars: The battle is on between fans who want to know every tidbit they can and fans who believe ignorance is bliss. IT WAS EARTH ALL ALONG
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(81)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doctor Ewww: 10th Doctor David Tennant is secretly sleeping with Georgia Moffett, who plays his daughter on "Doctor Who". The Sun, of course, is there
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(62)
 
(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Teen actress Hayden Panettiere wants to have a glass of wine legally NOW. Would someone please get that poor girl a drink
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Radical feminist calls Joss Whedon a rapist during a rant about how sexist "Firefly" is. Libel lawsuitilarity ensues in three... two... one...
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(248)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Wacky twist ending of "Terminator 4" possibly revealed (SPOILER ALERT). It's a sled
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Christian Bale refuses to star in romantic comedies, would rather beat the stuffing out of people while wearing a superhero suit
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(92)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
Jason Statham to lay down new rules in "Transporter 3"
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(37)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Nick Hogan can't take his slap-on-the-wrist jail sentence, demands the Paris Hilton treatment. "Anything less would be uncivilized"
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(50)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker not amused by websites claiming she looks like a horse, equines to comment
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(64)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Megan Fox would rather have sex than go outside, line forms to the right
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Harold Perrineau would like to clarify his remarks suggesting "Lost" producers don't care about black people. "I should probably think more before I say things"
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(34)
 
(Variety)
 
 
 
"The Simpsons" negotiations are over: Cast now paid $400,000 an episode for upcoming 20th season. That's an unreasonable amount of "do" for a quickly eroding show that is now a Homer version of itself
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(100)
 


Mon June 02, 2008
(Kansas City)
 
 
 
WGN celebrates the lost art of the sitcom this week by showing 4 classic episodes of "The Mary Tyler Moore Show" tonight, with "Barney Miller", "Taxi", "WKRP" and "According to Jim" to follow
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(67)
 
(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes doesn't have any friends left, so when she goes to the salon she treats her 2 year old to pedicures and massages
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(43)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Mr. Spock: The 'Mystery of Masculinity' embodied. "He was just plain sexy, without even trying. Sex symbol, savant and occasional psychic: Spock is an icon for all times."
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(49)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker stamped her hooves and bucked wildly after finding out the dress she wore to the "Sex and the City" premiere was worn twice before by other celebs
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(77)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Club hoppers now slathering on Preparation H to give themselves that "ripped" look to impress the ladeez
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(503)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kelsey Grammer suffers mild heart attack while swimming in Hawaii. He's in the hospital doing fine; smokin' hot gold-digger wife will have to wait longer to cash in though
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(53)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Movie wrecker and billionaire George Lucas' daughter is a MMA fighter. Dang, CGI can't help that
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(65)
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Portrait of M. Night Shyamalan, a Hollywood maverick not afraid to go his own way. Halfway through the article you know exactly how it's going to end
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(73)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Renowned architect and civic planner Brad Pitt hired to design Dubai hotel
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(78)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
ABC's edgy reporting discovers that sharp knees are out and sammiches are in
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(90)
 
(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Not even James Frey has this kind of chutzpah
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kathleen Turner to Elizabeth Taylor: Suck it. (And by the looks of some of these pics, Kathleen Turner may indeed have something to suck now)
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(32)
 
(Sound and Motion)
 
 
 
Tilda Swinton's creepy love triangle has become some kind of sordid sex trapezoid
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(70)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
There's a reason why Kirstie Alley is no longer representing Jenny Craig. Actually, about 250 pounds of reasons (pics)
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(51)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lohan to launch new perfume. Finally, the smell of stale sweat, vodak, and Valtrex available to the common man
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(32)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Vinyl making a comeback. For young Farkers, vinyl is how music was played before CDs. For younger Farkers, CDs are how music was played before downloaded music. Now get off my lawn
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(141)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Indy loses box office champ title to his only weakness: verbose women
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(75)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Seth Rogan and James Franco on "fake weed" gag: "WTF, MTV?"
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(40)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Wayne and Garth reunite for MTV Movie Awards; party time, excellent (w/video)
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(61)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Memorial YouTube tour of some attractions burned down in Universal Studios inferno
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(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Gordon f***ing Ramsay gets his daughter to eat up her f***ing vegetables by telling her they make her boobies grow
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(24)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Real mystery about M. Night Shyamalan's "The Happening": Why did the studio unexpectedly cancel director's press junket, and why won't they screen it for critics?
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(101)
 
(Movie City News)
 
 
 
The "48 Hours" Diaries, by the screenwriter Larry Gross. Amongst many gems: Nick Nolte "goes and gets a large glass coffee mug and fills it with orange juice and vodka every ten minutes, but you barely notice it."
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(7)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Star Trek loses another one ... Bob Justman gets permission to go to warp speed
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(22)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tatum O'Neal busted for crack & coke
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(46)
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
150 people walk out of a Uwe Boll 9/11 spoof 5 miles away from WTC. In other news, 150 people watched a Uwe Boll movie
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(55)
 

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