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Sun March 09, 2008
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(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
Good news everyone-- it's the most complete Futurama timeline known to man for your reasoned, well-thought out discussion
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker takes a tumble during Vogue photoshoot. Thank goodness she didn't break her leg
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Horray Heath Ledger is back in the news
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
Miss Teen South Carolina has met her match. Even Dumbass tag was left speechless
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise allegedly sent out a fake casting call to audition his new wife. Sadly, Katie Holmes was the only star who fell for it
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Veterans of the French Resistance of WWII are upset with some movie or something; the article's impossible to follow because of its proximity to Sophie Marceau's delectable cleavage
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Holiday Inn Express commercials successfully give a bad impression of the chain
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Supermodel sorry for disappearance, promises to never turn sideways again
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Moss' friends fear her life could spiral out of control after her personal assistant resigns. Who will buy her Icelandic glacier spring-fed mineral reverse-osmosis bottled water now?
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(3NE)
 
 
 
Patricia Heaton in a bikini in Hawaii. This is what $100,000 in plastic surgery gets you
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams claims to have seen UFOs three times and plans to study alien and extra-terrestrial lifeforms. Orson unavailable for comment
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pro-life group chanted anti-abortion slogans at the premiere of "Horton Hears a Who," apparently not aware of the difference between a cinematic abortion and a literal one
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Stalker targets Britney Spears with sex toys and threatening notes. Don't worry, the FBI is on the case because they have nothing better to do
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tenor Ben Heppner will miss Monday's opener of the Metropolitan Opera's revival of Wagner's "Tristan und Isolde" with an upper body injury. He says he'll put some ice on it and take it one opera at a time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain has risen from the dead to commit credit card fraud. Courtney Love still a walking corpse
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Sat March 08, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
There Will be Bud
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Radiohead, NIN to revive the rotting carcass that is Lollapalooza this summer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lauren Conrad's fashion debut is about as highly anticipated as Heidi Montag's hit single
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The good: Nicollette Sheridan strips down for a racy charity ad. The bad and the ugly: Michael Bolton is there, too
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(BBC)
 
 
 
At last, an expert discusses the facts about zombies
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(the Root)
 
 
 
After this Sunday, there will be no re-up, no more product. All of us, collectively, will be forced to quit The Wire cold turkey. Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some creative and original ways that "Lost" and "Gilligan's Island" are similar
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"10,000 B.C." is getting universally panned. Which, as we all know, is due to the fact that the earth is only 6,000 years old. Silly Roland Emmerich
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Something about Howard Stern and little white socks with ruffles, but the real news is that it is acceptable to use the word "bimbo" in a professional newspaper
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Posh Spice says she didn't sue over Rebecca Loos' claims she bedded husband David Beckham because she prefers not to address anything "not nice"
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
K-Fed is preparing for his next role as a contestant on "Celebrity Fit Club"
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Fri March 07, 2008
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld: "What is the deal....with these rumors?"
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(Media Morgue)
 
 
 
That rumor that Tarantino was going to remake "Faster Pussycat Kill Kill ?" It turns out it was just linkbait for Variety
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brian De Palma de spises that people de monize him and de scribe his de pictions of women as de grading, de fends his characters from de tractors who would de mean them
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
The 30 worst movie adaptation ideas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elvis T. Frankenkirk apologizes profusely to any Paramount lawyers who may have been listening when director of latest "Star Trek: New Voyages" movie claimed they were actually a professional production
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Amy Whinehouse has a new party trick: Step 1, Set vodak on fire. Step 2: snort it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake's "My Problem With Women" first episode titled "They Don't Have Penises"
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(accesshollywood)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley confirms pregnancy along with a "still not sure if I'd hit it" picture
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
New Britney Spears pregnancy speculation. Or maybe she's just a fat redneck
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(CinCity2000.com)
 
 
 
How would a sequel to The Last Starfighter go forward without Dan O'Herlihy? Nevertheless, it's begun location scouting
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston is not comfortable doing nude scenes. The rest of America is very comfortable with her doing nude scenes
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson wasn't hammered - she's just dumber then a box of rocks
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(Egotastic)
 
 
 
The good news is, Natalie Portman has only gotten hotter. The bad news is, Natalie Portman has only gotten hotter
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
If anyone doubted Matthew McConaughey was just playing himself in "Dazed and Confused", he wants to name his son after a beer. In other news, Matthew McConaughey is the coolest actor alive
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"10,000 B.C." offers up all the terrible acting, craptastic dialogue, and "extravagantly illogical special effects" we've come to expect from hack director Roland Emmerich
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
You'll soon be able to get the entire Beatles back catalog from iTunes - and you have Heather Mills to thank for it
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(BBC)
 
 
 
30 years of 42
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"10,000 B.C." is a film that poses the burning question that no other movie would dare to raise: how can a film that features a poorly shot attack by giant tree-climbing killer chickens be said to be good?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Celebrity Rehab" was so nice, Jeff Conaway will do it twice
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
A bender leaves Amy Winehouse looking absolutely frightening (with bonus side-by-side comparison of Edvard Munch's "The Scream")
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(Some Guy)
 
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Red-band "Pineapple Express" trailer. If you like pot and always wanted to see Rosie Perez and James Franco in a fight scene, well, you'll like this (Not safe for work language)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus ready to move on with her career. Billy Ray Cyrus still not ready to move on to a dignified hairstyle
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
"Friday Night Lights" converts on 4th-and-goal, will return for a third season
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
This guy is still mad about that Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck video. "Want to feel lonely? Try standing in a room and saying 'but that's not funny' while everyone around you is laughing hysterically"
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Thu March 06, 2008
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Hollywood finds the right actor to play Notorious B.I.G. in upcoming B.I.O.P.I.C. - he raps, is a former drug dealer, and has had caps busted in his ginormous ass
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Using her charm and her winning smile, Michelle Rodriguez returns to the "Fast and the Furious" franchise
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Aaron Eckhart spills his guts about Harvey Dent/Two-Face in "The Dark Knight"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Turns out Paris Hilton and her "Shaman" was just another "Punk'd" Show
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The producers of "24" plan to make a two-hour prequel movie that bridges the sixth and seventh seasons, because the waiting fans HAVE TOO MUCH TIME
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(Waterworld 2 anyone?)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner settles $8 million movie deal lawsuit. No word if the terms include a lifetime ban from ever setting foot in front of or behind a camera
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Whoopi Goldberg - "I won my Academy Award because of Patrick Swayze"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The story we don't care about but can't help gawking at: Is Britney Spears pregnant or just a big fan of Cheetos? It's pretty clear she's not a bra enthusiast (SFW)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Latest "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" comic has Buffy going where so many fanboys have wanted her to go for a long time
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(Michelle Malkin)
 
 
 
Subtle as garbage truck in an alley, NBC's "Medium" features a story about a senior Arizona state senator and former prisoner of war who turns out to be a murderous cannibal
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Blind Melon's new singer has a large tattoo of original singer Shannon Hoon, who died of a drug overdose, on his back; making the rest of the band believe he's the second coming
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is America ready for a gay American Idol?
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Jenny McCarthy urges medical community to accept her autism cure. It's expected to go over as well as Carmen Electra's AIDS vaccine from 1998
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jenna Jameson is the latest star to pose for PETA ads. Only PETA wants her to have her clothes on.
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yesterday's lack of Britney Spears trainwreck stories left some celebrity reporter with waaaay too much time on his hands. Behold: celebrity baldings
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(Some Snyder)
 
 
 
First look at costumes in the "Watchmen" movie. Rorschach and the Comedian look the same. The others, not so much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How much would you pay to go see a crappy new movie? 10 dollars? 5 dollars? How about... absolutely nothing?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kanye West: "Connect Four - SERIOUS BUSINESS"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
For some odd reason, a fan-made video of unknown Brazilian band Cansei De Ser Sexy getting 40 million views on YouTube (and taking the #1 all time video spot) is making some people suspicious
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Wed March 05, 2008
(/film)
 
 
 
Steve Wiebe attempts to reclaim his Donkey Kong world championship tonight in Vegas. Billy Mitchell will always be a douche
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Who is the black man in the new photo from an upcoming Ben Stiller movie? (Hint: He's famous, and white)
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey launches beachwear line. Alright alright alright
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Amy Winehouse defends her right to give other restaurant customers lung cancer by stubbing out fag on her cheek
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miley Cyrus says she is "creeped out" when she sees Kevin Federline in her audience
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Madonna plans career switch, will direct movies about troubled dominatrix protagonists. Massive box office hits not predicted
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rep confirms Patrick Swayze has terminal cancer. "Roadhouse" death trifecta now in play?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mario Lopez joins the Broadway cast of "A Chorus Line." This news also confirms that one question about him we all had
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(Backseat Cuddler)
 
 
 
Kim Kardashian begging people to tell her what they think of her and her boobs
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "[Katie] Holmes wins gusher of the year" Cytheria inconsolable
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney Spears working as a dance instructor for pre-schoolers, teaching them slow dancing, the "fish move," and the "crotch toward the cameras thrust"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dannielynn declared sole heir to Anna Nicole Smith's estate, which includes five ten-gallon drums of pickles, two trunks filled with clown makeup, and her collection of celebrity nail clippings
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fat kid from Stand By Me to take part in gruelling race across the highlands of Scotland. Wheaton not impressed
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lisa Marie Presley may be pregnant with a "not sure if I'd hit it" picture
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's mom gets her own reality show so everyone can see the trainwreck as it happens
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FCC looks into "60 Minutes" blackout after receiving complaints from all 26 people that actually watch "60 Minutes"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Group of Aurors posing as ex-SAS bodyguards called in to protect Harry Potter from the Death Eaters
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Having solved all the world's problems, the United Nations sends a strongly-worded memo to drug-taking celebrities
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Uwe Boll believes "Postal" will outperform "Indiana Jones 4" at the box office. Subby wants whatever he's smoking
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher was knocking back absinthe backstage at a Marilyn Manson concert in LA when Jeff Conaway in a wheelchair pulled a knife on him. No, really
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton wants the media to take her seriously, and she's stripping down and going semi-nude to get it
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Liev Schreiber breaks out the mutton chops as Sabretooth in new pics from "X-Men Origins: Wolverine"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Exercise is turning celebrities into skeletal horsefaces
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Tue March 04, 2008
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lost" cast quizzes producers with their own burning questions. Josh Holloway: "Since I'm living with Hurley, can he cut my hair?"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The best and worst TV principals. Super Nintendo Chalmers approves
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keith Richards modeled for Louis Vuitton's new ad campaign. He didn't even have to pay them to get the gig
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hollywood braces for threat of actors strike. This just in: actors are attention whores. Details at 11
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Billy Ray Cyrus denies he removed Lindsay Lohan's number from Miley's phone, declaring that he "loves" Lindsay. The plot thickens
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The CW Network eliminates entire comedy department. In other news, the CW Network had a comedy department
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Looks like Cletus has been hitting the Ding Dongs pretty hard while caring for Brandeen's young'uns
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(NBC)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton to guest star on "My Name is Earl." She'll play a character sluttier than Joy and dumber than Randy. In other words, herself
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Airing tonight at 8pm on FOX, one of the "American Idol" contestants that will be competing tonight at 8 on FOX once danced at a strip club. You can see him tonight at 8, on FOX. Tonight, at 8, on FOX
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan joins Amy Winehouse on the list of crashing, burning and disintegrating into flames rehab failures
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(Daily Stab)
 
 
 
Since giving birth J-Lo has become a total germaphobe banning anything with possible germs from the house. Does that mean Marc Anthony isn't allowed in? He looks like he carries plenty of germs
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
FCC okays nudity on TV if it's Alyson Hannigan
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Bankrupt former boy band manager Lou Pearlman resorts to selling most of his belongings on eBay, in what has to be the creepiest/saddest/funniest auction ever
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Haywen's tung canter may haff retawned
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton gets her own Buddhist monk, turns out he's really an actor. Buddhist monk trifecta in play and not in play at the same time
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jeri Ryan gives birth to 2 of 2
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Elvis's daughter Lisa Marie Presley is taking after her Dad, and not in a good way
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who" nominated for best drama, David Tennant for best actor in the Royal Television Society Programme Awards. In other news, the Royal Television Society Programme Awards have been nominated for most British sounding award name
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bai Ling charged with petty theft, bad acting
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Next Coen Brothers film will open wide, which means you might get to see it before it wins Best Picture
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(MTV)
 
 
 
"G.I. Joe" executive producer reveals details about the upcoming movie: "In effect, this is all about the rise of Cobra Commander... For fans, they're really going to love this, because we take them on a journey"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell says Larry King should retire. Insert your own pot calling kettle black joke here
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Mon March 03, 2008
(NY Press)
 
 
 
Has the "I drink your milkshake" catchphrase had its milkshake drunk?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tara Reid looks older then a sequoia tree
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Having nothing else to complain about until new movie comes out, Trekkies debate whether "New Voyages" is actually a professional series and worthy of winning awards
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell is so upset and embarrassed about being offered $1 million to do a Viagra ad, he's telling everyone in the whole world about it
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Fark: Man records and broadcasts repeated assaults on his neighbor. News: Man arrested for repeatedly assaulting his neighbor. Not news: Steve-O arrested for repeatedly assaulting his neighbor and broadcasting it online
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Patricia Arquette caused chaos on the set of her TV show "Medium" after falling in the rain and smashing her face up. You'd think she would have seen that coming
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"Star Wars" opening titles -- as designed by legendary Hollywood art director Saul Bass
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
Valerie Bertinelli schedules a book signing in Cincinnati the same day Van Halen play there
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Not content with brother Michael grabbing all the attention, elder sister LaToya has her nose surgically altered to look like a mouse as well
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Perhaps the greatest victory of an Arquette family member since David won the WCW World Heavyweight Championship: Rosanna Arquette accepts drug claim damages from British newspaper
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tim Allen to direct comedy. In related news, Charles Manson to open manners school and Britney Spears to give lectures on tact
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp gives moral support to The Hoff in the form of the barber's chair from "Sweeney Todd"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This week on the Britney Spears' Trainwreck: Britney dumps smarmy snapper Adnan for having a text tryst. And she could be broke in four years if she doesn't stop spending her money like Michael Jackson at the Nose Store
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
John Cho of "Harold and Kumar" talks about his role as young Sulu and how Leonard Nimoy was the real Asian on "Star Trek"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olsen twins to write fashion book. EVERYBODY PANACHE
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The bizarre world of the Jackson family nose
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(Some Punter)
 
 
 
Hope is not lost. Scarlett Johannson decides to moonlight as a high-class escort
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(The Earth Times)
 
 
 
In latest proof that all we need is a blood-red sky and some locusts to indicate the Apocalypse is upon us, Will Ferrell's "Semi-Pro" makes $15 million in weekend box office
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Van Halen give Runaround to fans, cancel tour. "Finish what ya' started," Jamie's Cryin'
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Stars of "The Sopranos" want the show to be brought back. Among other things, they want a season that doesn't end with
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