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Sun February 03, 2008
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The most amazing cover singer ever. So good, he went from uploading his sets from his Philippines nightclub to Youtube to the lead singer of Journey
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
EW lists the 15 worst quotes in movie history. Stunningly, "Around the survivors a perimeter create" is absent from the list
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Britney will continue to be a 'guest' of UCLA Medical Center's psychiatric hospital for another 14 days
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In the epic battle between garbage, garbage, garbage, and garbage at the box office this weekend, garbage emerges triumphant
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A countdown of the sequels that are better than the original films. "Big Momma's House 2" is not on the list, what an outrage
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(Red Forman)
 
 
 
Hannah Montana's new movie "foreshadows massive changes in theater programming." The author should know since the article is from the future
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lost's Terry O'Quinn freaks out airline passengers whenever he gets on an airplane
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
50 Cent brings Paris Hilton to tears after telling her to "get the f**k off the stage" at a pre-Super Bowl concert
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Videogames give actors another chance to shine. In related news, Yahoo Serious has his eyes set on the production of "Grand Theft Auto: Down Under"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jesse L. Martin and James Gandolfini to star in a Marvin Gaye biopic
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Producers Guild of America gives the best feature film award to "No Country for Old Men." Anton Chigurh nods knowingly, flips a coin with evil glee
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Exclusive new photo from "Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull." Is it just me or do those crates look familiar?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Gordo has given his last tour
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ladies of the internet, look out: TV's Greg Brady has launched an online community and he's willing to give you much more than a hunch
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
I said, MARLEE MATLIN MIGHT BE FEATURED IN THE UPCOMING SEASON OF "DANCING WITH THE STARS"
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(Collider)
 
 
 
John Landis in talks with Universal to become new director of "Werewolf" remake. This project is becoming a fricking animal house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MISSION ACCOMPLISHED: Jason Bateman confirms "Arrested Development" movie talks
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Sat February 02, 2008
(I Heart Chaos)
 
 
 
The age old question of Superman vs. a Jedi... finally answered
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Deal to end writers' strike may be near. Fans of Carebears: The CGI Adventure and The Godfather 4: A Lifetime TV mini-series rejoice
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Heaven knows how miserable Morrissey will be in Iran
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(Dlisted)
 
 
 
"Nurse Amy" from General Hospital written out of the script permanently at age 49
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Writer's strike forces American broadcasters to buy Canadian TV shows. Enjoy "A Brief History of Backbacon" and "CSI:Dildo Bay"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Courtney Love and Tommy Chong offer advice to Britney Spears. Pot, kettle, something, something
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(Some gang member)
 
 
 
It cost the city of LA $25,000 to escort Britney to her last hospital visit. It is not like LA needs these cops in the first place anyway since there is no crime, drunk drivers or gang members in paradise
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(Post Chronicle)
 
 
 
Fox News Channel's SCOTUS wanabee Judge Andrew Napolitano paid a visit to the "Colbert Report" on Thursday night and forgot he wasn't arguing with Bill O'Reilly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole's Howard K. Stern teaches those amateur succubi surrounding Britney how it's really done
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
L.A. Councilman Dennis Zine plans to push for a measure to create a 'personal safety zone' for those targeted by the media. Submitter would like 'personal safety zone' for having to listen to Britney gossip at work
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The star of "Stop Or My Mom Will Shoot" is jealous of the star of "Jingle All the Way"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an attempt to create a beach scene, Paris promoters hire Pamela Anderson to perform nude. No word on how they intended to get all the sand out
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Oh Mandy, you came and you gave without taking, so I sent you away and got botox and a facelift, Oh Mandy ♫
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' penisgargling father swoopdives in and takes control of flaming urethra estate
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Fri February 01, 2008
(NPR)
 
 
 
As if Britney Spears was not getting enough attention, there is now a ballet about her life
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Kate Moss's ex, junkie Pete Doherty, gives up heroin and gets into snogging blokes instead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lost" Easter eggs prove that either the writers or the viewers have way too much time on their hands. Or more likely both
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wesley Snipes aquitted of the most serious charges against him, still faces three years in prison on lesser charge, which surprisingly is unrelated to his performance in "Demolition Man"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Pauly Shore is now 40, but still not funny, attractive, amusing, witty, skilled, competent, appealing, smart, useful, beguiling or valuable
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(Waco)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take for "Dance Dance Revolution" to replace teaching kids actual exercises and sports in PE class, the answer is, Texas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba "adores" her pregnancy breasts. Yeah, you and about 10 billion other people, Jess
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
I watched as he opened the sixth seal. There was a great earthquake. The sun turned black like sackcloth made of goat hair, the whole moon turned blood red, and Rotten Tomatoes did give the Hannah Montana movie a "Fresh" rating of 86%
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez is to hold auditions for the role of godparent to her upcoming baby. Countdown until a studio executive decides this would make a great reality show in 3 ... 2 ... 1
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage says that he's tired of acting. Wait, he was acting?
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(Wired)
 
 
 
114 years ago today, the first movie studio opened. 114 years ago tomorrow, it ran out of ideas
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sir Paul Mccartney's transition to Roy Orbison is nearly complete
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's official: The Hobbit will have a director who loves second breakfast
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson reveals the secret behind her fabulous curves: don't ever go to the gym. Disclaimer: this may not work for the average person
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Worst Movie Hairdos in History. They really are a cut below
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Netherlands. Come for the tulips, stay for the porn on broadcast TV
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(Sight & Sound)
 
 
 
Interviewer: "Where does your girl dialogue come from?" Quentin Tarantino: "I have to say, it's obvious, but it so needs to be said: I'm a good writer"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Of corpse, it's no surprise that the Eva Longoria supernatural comedy "Over Her Dead Body" stinks
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(AP)
 
 
 
Two weeks after her death, Suzanne Pleshette gets star on Hollywood Walk of Fame
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert gives huge thumbs down to controversial redesign of RottenTomatoes.com.
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
David Beckham gets naked tattoo of his wife on his left arm, ensuring that he will be wanking with his right arm exclusively from now on
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
NASA to beam the Beatles' "Across the Universe" 431 light years into space
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(Your movie stuff)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan's farewell to Heath Ledger. Shockingly, it's a tactful rememberence devoid of drug/Olsen references
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The best opening lines from famous novels
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Victoria's Secret names Victoria Beckham as World's Sexiest Mom. I, for one, welcome our new MILF overlord
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Thu January 31, 2008
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
TruTV cancels "The Star Jones Show" due to "the rebranding and programming focus of the network," which is TV talk for "go be fat somewhere else"
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Troubled star lands in the psych ward in LA. Surprisingly, this is not a repeat
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Will the castaways make it off the island? Will the Others triumph? Will Walt ever come back? Or will the Harlem Globetrotters make a surprise appearance?
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
It's time for the requisite accusation from Britney Spears that her mother farked her boyfriend
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(Skybox Imaging)
 
 
 
Millionaire Matchmaker answers the age-old question, "Do rich old guys like beautiful young women who maybe aren't the smartest?"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone won't let his mom, a qualified rumpologist, read his rear, claiming it would be too depressing
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(Radar Magazine)
 
 
 
While we're all yucking it up over Wesley Snipes' novel tax fraud defense of providing no defense whatsoever, let's not forget about his desire for a personal armed militia
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(Variety)
 
 
 
January sees record-breaking numbers at the box office. Thank you, "Meet the Spartans"
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
NewsFlash
 
Britney Spears is reportedly en route to the UCLA Neuropsychiatric Hospital after an apparent suicide attempt. PENISGARGLE FLAMNIG URETHRA SWOOPDIVE WHEEEE
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(Winding Road)
 
 
 
Jerry Seinfeld and Jay Leno rumored to be in the running to host NBC's Brit-free version of Top Gear
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Entertainment Tonight decides against showing recently acquired footage of Heath Ledger at a drug-laden Hollywood party. Why so serious?
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(usmagazine)
 
 
 
Awesome: Elisha Cuthbert seen making out with another girl. Disgusting: that girl was Paris Hilton
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Harry Knowles hears Brett Ratner might be new director of Universal's "The Wolfman" remake, has something to say to Hollywood
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Not News: Man busted for looking at porn. Fark: in a church, on a nun's computer
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson and Dolly Parton to record a song as a quartet
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(shieldsgazette)
 
 
 
Sci-fi TV nut builds bad guys from his favourite shows, and they live in his garage. He has monsters, demons, robots, Imperial stormtroopers from Star Wars, and loads more. Bet that keep the burglars out
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria defends Jessica Simpson from sports fans that blame her for "The Great Cowboys Collapse of 2007." Easy for her to say, her boy's got a coupla rings
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(Media Morgue)
 
 
 
Turkish parodies of classic American TV and Film: Your dog wants a translation guide and a double shot of whiskey
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Funnyman and "Whose Line is it Anyway" punchline, Jeremy Beadle, dies at 59. The Sun is there
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Get ready for ANOTHER round of viral marketing: Paramount wants to start work on a "Cloverfield" sequel
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(CTV)
 
 
 
Ethan Hawke's girlfriend is pregnant. Fb- is the father
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Web series "Sanctuary" gets slot on Sci-Fi schedule
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(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Vick's dogs to appear in doggie "Real World" show
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Secret identity of new Captain America revealed. It's not Peter Parker
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
After three decades, Sir David Attenborough finally completes his amazing Life series. Next up, death
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney Spears admitted to UCLA Medical Center. Submitter taking bets on how long she'll stay this time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Montel Williams' talk show to end, somehow the world will go on
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Here's some news to have a cow about: The woman who does the voice for Bart Simpson donated $11.2 million to the Church of Scientology. D'oh
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Wed January 30, 2008
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Baby Suri may not be Tom's demonic hellspawn after all
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley is still hot. But she doesn't like poles or something like that. Not sure what the Polish did to her, but she is hot
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(Media Buyer Planner)
 
 
 
Stewart and Colbert see ratings skyrocket without writers
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(Everybody Cares)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel is a surprisingly good singer. And hot
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(CNSNews)
 
 
 
"American Idol" judges mock a guy for being a virgin one week, then praise a gal contestant for the same thing the next week
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(TRANSFORMERS)
 
 
 
I know this is geeky, but watch the video for at least 15 seconds. You won't be disappointed
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
New movie opening this Friday has already surpassed "Lord of the Rings" and "Harry Potter" in pre-sold tickets. Your daughter will not be surprised to find out what it is
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(Deadline Hollywood Daily)
 
 
 
Acclaimed video director Mark Romanek abandons remake of Universal's "The Wolfman" because he simply can't film it on $100 million budget
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(Alternet)
 
 
 
When the GOP gets a cold, everyone at Fox News gets sick
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Takei confirms he will be returning as Sulu in new "Star Trek" movie, chuckles heartily that Shatner is still dead. Oh my
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest is on new "What Is Sexy?" list. Obviously they needed a "before" photo for comparison
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
If you have always wondered what Oprah looks like naked, today is not your lucky day
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(WCBS 880)
 
 
 
Dr. Phil is sorry
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
"Ender's Game" to be developed as a video game. I don't remember Ender throwing fireballs at flying turtles but I'm not really an expert
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(Variety)
 
 
 
With no end to the strike in sight, CBS will start airing Canadian television programs. TOUT LE MONDE PANIQUENT
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(BLOCKBUSTER BUZZ)
 
 
 
Why blockbuster movies are an endangered species, and why it's all Steve Jobs's fault
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie is the latest new mother who has managed to bounce right back to her fighting weight. Don't know how they do it but it must be spendy and available only in Hollywood
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Plunging TV ratings show that Americans are getting sick and tired of reruns and reality shows and are becoming more acquainted with a hot new program, "Outdoors"
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(UGO)
 
 
 
Knowing is half the battle and there's more "G.I. Joe" movie news to know: Dennis Quaid will play General Hawk and Arnold Vosloo from "The Mummy" will play Destro
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(Not Sure)
 
 
 
Point-by-point comparison of President Bush's SOTU speech and President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho's SOTU speech from the movie "Idiocracy"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Love them big-legged girls. R. Crumb exhibit to open in Seattle
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(Serious Sports News Network)
 
 
 
Tom Petty to just play "Guitar Hero III" for Super Bowl halftime show. "I'm just going to biatch DragonForce on 'expert,' which should be enough show for everyone"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
L. Ron Hubbard is going to be a father again. Tom Cruise's beard is pregnant. Praise Xenu
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Gerard Butler to star opposite Katherine Heigl in the battle-of-the-sexes comedy "The Ugly Truth." No word on whether or not the film will include any bottomless pit hilarity
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(BuddyTV)
 
 
 
NBC orders up a second season of "Celebrity Apprentice." May God have mercy on our souls
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"To Catch a Predator" actress says Chris Hansen could go "a little crazy"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First look at the young James T. Kirk
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Bay will remake "Nightmare on Elm Street," which means it will suck, be PG-13 and have a hot young actress who everybody wants to see naked but can't because Michael Bay is a douche
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(Top Socialite)
 
 
 
Sherri Shepherd, host of "The View," has never voted because she "never knew the dates or anything." With nom nom nom pic (and NSFW ads)
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Tue January 29, 2008
(womans day)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes has stormed out of a "crisis meeting" with her husband Tom Cruise. Run, Katie, run
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Nerd god Joss Whedon calls "Weird Science" offensive
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
"Desperate Housewives" fan comes up with novel excuse to approach actress Eva Longoria -- actress's dead aunt is harassing her from the spirit world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi will produce new TV series based on Goodkind's "Sword of Truth" novels. The only way this could be any cooler is if Bruce Campbell starred in it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Abbott and Costello were big porn collectors: Who's on top?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Movie filmed in Canada? Yes. Movies stars Canadian actors? Yes. Movie directed by a Canadian? Yes. Movie shares its name with Canadian award show? Yes. Movie qualifies for Canadian award? Nope
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Heath Ledger's film will be "salvaged" using computer generated imagery. No, not that one, the other one
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Vivica A. Fox announces adoption plans. The same Vivica A. Fox who recently pled no contest to DUI and is rumored to be in a recent sex tape. This should go over well with an adoption agency
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton experiments with her dark side, thinks that she may be ready to disappoint women as much as she disappointed men
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(Government Attic)
 
 
 
FCC document of four years of complaints against Comedy Central's "The Daily Show." So many tight-arsed people with so much free time (PDF)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christina Ricci's fear of monkeys was validated on the set of her new film: "This thing is gonna rip its hand away and I will no longer have a boob there"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Keillor drops restraining order when stalker promises to stop sending him beetles, stay out of Lake Woebegone
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Representatives for suspected wife killer Drew Peterson have allegedly contacted Fox, asking that he be a contestant on the lie detector show "Moment of Truth"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The most unbelievable action sequence ever in a James Bond film will appear in the next 007 movie: Bond will get married
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Guillermo Del Toro wants you to pray that you're eaten first
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pediatricians ask ABC to pull first episode of "Eli Stone" because it appears to endorse the position that vaccines cause autism, a theory that has never been proven in any actual research
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan at the vodka-straight-from-the-bottle stage of alcoholism, endearing her to death pool fans everywhere
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
The headline that will never die: Britney Goes Bonkers
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani is pregnant again. No Doubt The Sun is there
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Craig Ferguson passing his citizenship test would be news if anyone knew who he was
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Trouble is brewing on "The View": Babs has banned comedian Kathy Griffin from today's show because she's too mean
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Channing Tatum has joined the "G.I. Joe" team, playing the role of Duke. Tatum sucks
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Best Picture Oscar winner "Crash" to become the basis for a TV miniseries. Still no word on a "Snakes on a Plane" TV show
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I-Mockery takes a look at "Tattoo Assassins" - one of the most insane fighting games ever created in which you could kill your opponent with anything from a DeLorean to explosive diarrhea (includes video of 60 fatalities)
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Nigella Lawson says she doesn't plan to leave a penny of her £110 million fortune to her children: "You have to work in order to earn money. It ruins people not having to earn money"
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Still batshiat crazy after all these years: Sean Young has several heckling outbursts at the DGA Awards. In other news, someone invited Sean Young to the DGA Awards (with pics of Sean Young, alcohol, mortified date)
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(Examiner)
 
 
 
Writers suspend strike to write lame jokes for Grammy Awards
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Johnny Depp relaxes by playing with Barbie dolls. Nuff said
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Hayden Panettiere yells about saving whales and dolphins; meanwhile, her signature handbag line is sort of, um, LEATHER
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When guys like Federline and Sheen are the sensible ones, it's time to take all of Hollywood out for an afternoon of electro-shock
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Fred Savage of "The Wonder Years" is 31. And he's married. And his wife is expecting their second child. Yes, you are very, very old
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
How wrong is Cooper Lawrence? Even Jack Thompson is ok with "Mass Effect." Yes, the same Jack Thompson who thought "Bible Tales" was too violent
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Defense in Wesley Snipes' trial rests without calling witnesses, claiming the government did not prove its case. Good to see Snipes' legal advice is as spot-on as his financial advice has been
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Police waiting for toxicology reports before deciding whether to charge Heath Ledger's masseuse with practicing without a license. Obviously police are thinking... well, no one knows what the hell they're thinking
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meg Ryan explains why she's taken a break from Hollywood. In related news, Meg Ryan is an anagram of Germany
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(Some LOST Guy)
 
 
 
Final "Lost" mobisode before the season opener. And, yeah, they saved the farkin' best for last
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Guillermo del Toro is in talks to direct back-to-back installments of J.R.R. Tolkien's "The Hobbit"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Javier Bardem wins SAG award for Best Supporting Actor, Ruby Dee for Best Supporting Actress, and the awards for acting in television are a clean sweep for...
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"Scream Queen" Debbie Rochon to give her fans a piece of her mind. Literally
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that Sundance has shown big studios that well crafted films can be profitable, the big studios hired all the true craftsmen and Sundance sucks now
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Beckham's likeness is being used by a Chinese condom company. Penis
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