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Sun November 18, 2007
Selma Blair practiced lesbian sex scenes with Heroes star Stana Katic behind closed doors in order to get them "just right." "I reconfirmed to myself that I'm 100 percent heterosexual" not a glowing endorsement
For all of the tlak that thie ould be a slam dunk hit, it Beowulf does ONLY $28 mill
(Some Guy)
With no more pressing problems to solve, United Nations criticizes celebrities for "glamorizing drugs"
(Some Guy)
Original "Sesame Street" DVDs "intended for grown-ups". Executive Producer says, ""We might not be able to create a character like Oscar now."
(Check back in 20 years)
Fat, balding Tom Cruise
DreamWorks appears to be negotiating to move their studio to NBC Universal from Paramount, the New York Times reported Saturday, according to this CNBC story
Rebecca Romijn was inspired to play her transsexual role in "Ugly Betty" by her lesbian aunt
(RR Records)
GnR's Slash suffering from "grief, shame, humiliation, embarrassment, anger, worry, disappointment, nervousness, stomach disorders, backaches, loss of appetite and inability to concentrate on work." Bummer
Another story about the corrupt practice of ticket selling. But more importantly, what in the hell is a "Miley Cyrus"?
In an amazing show of intellectual clarity, 50 Cent ponders why Britney can use the B word, but he can't
Around 150 people watch unauthorized performance of SNL in New York theater, nearly double its normal audience
Idol hottie Katharine McPhee gets engaged. Submitter anxiously awaits the the breakup to be there for her
(Some Guy)
George Takei says if Simon Pegg wants to be a credible Scotty, he better start drinking a lot
(Some Guy)
Director announced for "Terminator 4," which is one more than the letters in his name
Sat November 17, 2007
Fri November 16, 2007
Thu November 15, 2007
"Supernatural" star Katie Cassidy arrested. Tells police she was someone else because she is a "Hollywood actress" and it "would not look good." The name she gave? Taylor Quinn Cole, an actress who guested on show
Are ya ready, kids? Nine million watched new SpongeBob TV movie
(The BRAD BLOG)
Are Tucker Carlson's aays at MSNBC numbered?
Stephen King explains why he sold adaptation rights to his "Dark Tower" series to J.J. Abrams for 19 bucks
(NY Times)
Dick Cavett is blogging for the NY Times. If you didn't know, he'll be more than happy to tell you about all the famous people he's met and had dinner with
(People Magazine)
Natalie Portman is "not convinced" about marriage. No matter how many times subby has proposed, and in spite of that pesky restraining order
Not news: Woman mocked in Pittsburgh. News: She sues -- and loses. Fark: Jeff Golblum makes incident into a full-length mocumentary, she sues again
(Cinematical)
Interview with the meatbags behind the "Futurama" movie
Winehouse in the doghouse after performing concert after visiting crackhouse
81-year old DJ describes his recent mugging as a "marvellous" experience
"Shawshank Redemption" and "The Mist" director Frank Darabont talks about his next Stephen King adaptation, "The Long Walk," which he's been thinking about filming for thirty years
(McSweeney's)
Ripple effects of the writer's strike
A relaxed O.J. will prepare for trial by playing golf: "As always, I rely on the jury system"
(Earth Times)
Walter Cronkite, 91, to make his TV comeback on the Retirement Life channel, offering commentary and chasing-rapscallions-off-the-lawn tips
(Some Gossip Rag)
Japanese police want to get their hands on Hayden Panettiere so they can slap the handcuffs on her. Take a number, fellas
(Some Guy)
CBS announces Christmas specials, including favorites "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer," "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show." Wait, what?
Sammy Hagar apologizes to all four of his St. Louis fans who were insulted when he said "It's Miller Time" and drank Miller beer onstage while slamming Anheuser-Busch for turning down a business deal to distribute his tequila
The studios are finding it hard to market an R-rated musical about a serial-killing barber who has his victims made into meat pies
The A-Z of (A-Z list) celebrity islands
(collider.com)
Jeff Bridges talks about the sequel to "Tron" that is in development. End of line
Britney Spears is making a habit out of running over parparazzi feet. That's right, this isn't a repeat. Oops, she did it again
Heather Mills plans on ridding the world of meat eaters. Yeah, good luck with that Heather... hop along now
Family of Angelina Jolie's adopted daughter, Zahara, want her returned to them in Africa. Jolie: "No, not yours"
Irwin family statue unveiled, sealed with formula to prevent harmful rays
(D-Listed)
Rumer Willis will be this year's Miss Golden Globe. With androgynous but reasonably hittable pic... if you dare try to get past Daddy Bruce
(LA Independent)
Bob Barker coming out of retirement to host Hollywood Santa Parade, beat the crap out of Adam Sandler
(Some Guy)
Phil Collins is "a fat, bald, chocolate-eating bastard"
(Larry Bud Melman)
"Late Show" writers' strike blog. Note that the doughnuts are for striking WGA members only
Mother of the Year award winner Britney Spears reportedly giving parenting advice to Heidi Klum. This should end well
The Artist currently known as Buttmuncher sends DMCA takedown notice to b3ta over photoshop contest
Ellen Pompeo gets married. Insiders say the vows were poorly written with no substance whatsoever
Emaciated waitress may drop dead on "Survivor." Hopefully during sweeps
(Variety.com)
The writers' strike is starting to get nasty. Which, of course, is Rush Limbaugh's fault
Wed November 14, 2007
Prolonged writer strike could force awards shows to air without all that witty banter we all love so much
Marie Osmond's 16 year-old son packs his magic underwear and goes to rehab
(news journal online)
Tom Cruise movie fails at box office because A) fictional accounts of "war on terror" free on the evening news, B) He's a batshiat crazy Scientologist, or C) both
(Egotastic)
Hayden Panettiere channels her inner 50's pin-up girl for Vanity Fair photo shoot (sfw). Want
Salma Hayek, on her nice rack: "I put my hands in holy water and said: 'Please God, give me some breasts'. And he gave me them."
(Some Non-Scab)
David Letterman is paying 'Late Show' employees' salaries out of his own pocket during the writers' strike
What kind of people show up for a Star Trek casting call that explicitly asks for "those with unusual facial features?" Yes, there are pics
(C.U. LAter)
Jessica Alba planning on moving to NY. Now we'll all know what 9,000,000 guys simultaneously saying "How you doin'?" sounds like
Lance Armstrong romance with Ashley Olsen still going strong, as we all know how much he enjoys hanging with just one of the twins
(Some Guy)
Portia De Rossi worries she will be typecast as a lesbian after role on "Nip/Tuck"
Nancy Grace back in the hospital after giving birth to twins. Oh, somebody can't deal with all the pressure?
(chud)
Stephen Chow ("Kung Fu Hustle" and "Shaolin Soccer") is making a live action "Dragonball Z" movie starring James Marsden. WTF?
The most important question posed to the 21st Century: What happened to all the movie theme songs?
Gov. Jon Bon Jovi (D-NJ)
(Bumpshack)
Guy next door Matt Damon named PEOPLE magazine's "Sexiest Man Alive". Carrot Top demands recount
FOX will continue to produce "Family Guy" episodes without writers. Scripts expected to improve
Hollywood is running out of money due to falling DVD sales. They didn't even have enough to bribe this reporter to blame P2P
Pamela Anderson is preparing a vegetarian Thanksgiving feast for Las Vegas' homeless; wants to introduce them to a "healthier lifestyle." Now the bums are going to be picky when they go through garbage cans
Novelist, playwright Ira Levin dead at 78. For those of you too young to remember, he wrote "The Stepford Wives." No, not that one. The real one
Jude Law doesn't regret cheating on Sienna Miller; regrets getting caught
Bible inspires Marie Osmond to return to "Dancing With the Stars" after reading, "There's a time to mourn and a time to dance." Good thing she didn't open to building an ark or killing her firstborn son
Billy Ray Cyrus finds the ultimate way to seek revenge on in-laws, invites Britney Spears for Thanksgiving
Tue November 13, 2007
(Cinematical)
If you thought the #1 worst rated film on the IMDB - "Troll 2" - really needed a documentary made about it, then you're in luck
Your chance to win a "dream date" with CNN anchor Robin Meade. Second place wins erotic date with Lou Dobbs, just make sure to bring your immigration papers
Break out the pop rocks, "Watchmen" cast adds M-M-Max Max Headroom
AP kills Paris Hilton story reporting that she never made any comments about helping drunken elephants in India. Or at least they THOUGHT they killed it
"Little House of the Prairie" now a stage musical. Mary's big solo number "Why Do Those Bastards Keep Moving The Furniture?" said to not leave a dry eye in the house
(Hear2)
Seven reasons why the radio business is screwed
Doctor who performed surgery on Kanye West's mother had two malpractice judgments against him, also two DUI's. Oh, and he agreed to do the surgery after another doctor refused due to her health
(variety)
Soap Opera writers are starting to cross the picket line. How will the guild handle this betrayal? Will even more writers cross over creating even more heartbreak? Stay tuned for the next episode of the Days of our Scribes
It turns out Jay Leno can't actually write
(You OK, Kate?)
Kate Beckinsale hospitalized for numbness in arm & leg. If you haven't already organized a group prayer & vigil at your workplace, you better get to it
(People.com)
Lindsey Lohan started her community service yesterday and was caught by a camera while: A) Digging ditches B) Picking up garbage or C) Sitting on her ass
FCC says that it has the authority to impose stricter regulations on the cable industry based on a law from 1984. Son of a biat*leeeeeeep
Rosie O'Donnel to start an online talk show. Just when we thought things couldn't get any worse
One from the "please God no" files: Lily Allen in talks to become Dr Who's new assistant
Richard Gere wins humanitarian award. Says he already knows where he'll put it
Conservationists in India praise Paris Hilton for speaking out on binge-drinking elephants
Do you really want to chain me? Do you really want to make me cry?
"This amount of interest for a new group is unprecedented -- the U.K. seems to have gone bag-pipe crazy"
(Some Guy)
"Boondocks" creator Aaron McGruder says he won't be drawing daily comics for The Man again
With the help of the Sears Wish Book, X-E looks back at a dozen of 1985's coolest toys
Ridley Scott talks about American Gangster, commercials, being the most influencial fimmaker alive and getting up early in the morning 'cos that's what his momma told him to do
(Some Guy)
Entertainment bloggers going on strike to show solidarity for television writers. Efforts reminescent of the highly influential sympathy strike by Little League players in 1994
(Some Guy)
Draco Malfoy's mother cast for next "Harry Potter" movie. Naughty thing
Sara Michelle Gellar's Maxim photo shoot
To show us that famous actresses are just like everyone else, Amanda Holden finds a dead body while out jogging
Mon November 12, 2007
First pics of Zachary Quinto as Spock revealed
Hollywood lost $1.9 billion on 2006 film gems such as "Basic Instict 2," "Flushed Away," "The Lady in the Water," "Poseidon," and "The Fountain"
(Some Guy)
Harlan Ellison responds to rumors about plot of new Star Trek: "They had damned well better... be prepared to pay for the privilege of mining the lode I own"
(Crabbie's Hollywood)
Tom Cruise has sent his Scientology goons after biographer Andrew Morton, whose new book will reportedly reveal secrets about Tom's sex life and religious beliefs
ABC's New Year's Eve broadcast to once again be hosted by Zombie Dick Clark
(BuddyTV)
"American Idol" set for some big changes, may actually find some talent
(Some Guy)
NBC considering using guest hosts to fill in for Leno and Conan O'Brien if they refuse to cross picket lines. There's a joke there somewhere, but submitter doesn't want to be labeled a scab
Please Hammer don't code 'em
(Cracked)
From talking salmon to evil old women, the five most unintentionally hilarious comic strips in print today
Thanks to the writers' strike, tens of Scrubs fans may face the same series ending as fans of The Sopr
Former Sex Pistols manager Malcolm McLaren quits reality show, complaining it's as fake as the boy band he used to manage
(Some Guy)
Britney Spears ran a red light at a dangerous intersection with her kids and parenting coach in the car. The video has been subpoenaed
(TMZ)
Britney decides to flunk a drug test on top of the red-light running fiasco of last week. What could possibly go right?
(Some Guy)
Plot of new "Star Trek" revealed (big spoilers). Harlan Ellison smirks
Kylie Minogue plans to adopt an Aborigine orphan. Dingoes begin circling
(Some Guy)
Nikki Sixx's ex-wife Donna D'Errico collapses like Motley Crue's record sales during their divorce trial
Septuagenarians Sir Sean Connery and Sophia Loren pip George Clooney, Jude Law and Sienna Miller in a poll of celebrities with the most envied bodies
(Big Head DC)
ABC's Sam Donaldson called the D.C Madam. And not for a news story
Seinfeld's "Bee Movie" buzzes into top box-office spot, ensuring bad insect jokes continue to swirl annoyingly around our heads like, um, uh
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