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Sun October 14, 2007
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If that scream you just heard in that scary moment in a movie sounds familiar, it should. It's been used for 50 years
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(Agent BedHead)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton wants to give Kiefer Sutherland the benefit of her lengthy jailhouse experience
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
German TV show asks rock band to demonstrate their room-trashing skills in the green room. What could possibly go wrong? [w/vid]
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan blows $7 million on coke and booze last year. Amateur
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(People.co.uk)
 
 
 
Top Gear driver admits that he likes to drive around at night without his lights on. Then realizes he's telling this to a journalist and adds, "I don't want to be quoted on this. You must not do it because it is really stupid"
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Country singer Joe Nichols, famous for the song "Let's Get Drunk and Fight" and "Tequila Makes Her Clothes Fall Off" enters rehab for... substance abuse
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tara Reid claims she's not as stupid as Hilton or Lohan
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery explores Universal Studios "Eyegore Awards Scaremoney" and "Halloween Horror Nights"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hannah Montana tour may reform ticket industry as angry moms will always get their way
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
T.I. must stand for Total Idiot; rapper arrested on machine gun charges at awards show
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(BBC)
 
 
 
RIP Werner von Trapp, 1915-2007. So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, adieu. Adieu, adieu, to yieu and yieu and yieu
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Critic Bill Wyman and mathematician Jim Anderson develop formula to determine exactly how much your favorite band has sold out. Still no cure for Iggy Pop selling Caribbean cruises
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Sat October 13, 2007
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson has "earpiece malfunction" when asked about Super Bowl nipple slip (with video)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson's widow has a message for aspiring young gonzo journalists: he got where he was by working hard at his craft of journalism, not just by boozing and doing every drug he could get his hands on. Not that that didn't help
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
His first wife sank her teeth into him. His second tried to break in and kill his mistress. His third said he was mad - and had run off with a witch. You'll never guess which celebrity we're talking about. Hint: he's turning 80
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(Rico Suave)
 
 
 
Has-beens-of-the-week who get their own show brought to you VH1. Again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi Channel demostrates time-controlling power over TARDIS by cutting ten minutes out of "Doctor Who" season finale
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Another reason for Whedon fans to hate Fox
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Remember seven-foot-tall James Bond villain Jaws? He ain't the man he used to be (pic)
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Fri October 12, 2007
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Near-mythical "Calvin & Hobbes" cartoonist Bill Watterson spotted emerging from secret cave to weigh in on new Charles Schulz biography
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Started, this TV show has
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Warrants served in ongoing investigation of how to keep the Anna Nicole Smith story alive
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Taking a cue from the music industry, television producers opt to spend entire budget on a viral marketing campaign rather than actually filming a pilot
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
American Idol tour fined for labor law violations because Sanjay was 17. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Are Springsteen and Bon Jovi hypocrites?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew Carey engaged to hottie. In other news, money still more important than looks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Zealand think tank says Gore should return his Oscar. Gore laughs and points out that they're in New Farking Zealand, so who the hell cares?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
For those of you who always wanted a blog dedicated to comic book groin-kicks, I present to you Nad Shot
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
John Cho -- AKA, "Harold from the White Castle movie" -- cast as Mr. Sulu in "Star Trek XI." Fabulous!
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
PETA is asking Kevin Federline to ask for custody of Britney's pets
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Scotty of the Dead (not safe for work text)
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Which new TV series are likely to survive. Your favorite didn't make the cut
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Thu October 11, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's Thursday, must be time for another photo of Britney going commando in public. Yup, there it is (SFW, link at bottom goes to NFSW pic)
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(Bitten and Bound)
 
 
 
Rehab, no drugs, the cooler climate, fresh air, a new love? Subby doesn't know what has done it, but Lindsay Lohan is looking - dare we say it? HOT
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(Marvel.Com)
 
 
 
Not surprising: Captain America's back. Surprising: Cap's gonna bust a cap in your ass
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
And the password is... Regis. Classic gameshow headed back to CBS with Philbin as the host
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lohan friend sues blogger Perez Hilton for defamation. In other news, Blohan has friends
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Poltergeist" director Tobe Hooper to adapt Stephen King novel. Subby feels that this headline should have been submitted twenty years ago
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kid Rock is fed up that "American Idol" makes contestants perform covers of other songs instead of their own material. In related news, Kid Rock watches "American Idol"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chef Anthony Bourdain attacks Rachael Ray's Dunkin' Donuts ads. It's time to start the catfight
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NBC orders more scripts for "Bionic Woman", "Chuck", "Life", and "Journeyman", but still not "Joey". Pray harder, people
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson got married quickly ... because she's two months pregnant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Baby carrots are trying to turn me gay"
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(Sky News)
 
 
 
Steve McQueen double makes his last great escape
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(Nobel Committee)
 
 
 
Doris Lessing wins Nobel for Literature. Better luck next year, Drew
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Coronation Street" barmaid to play villain in new "Dr. Who" series. Apparently, The Doctor will be fighting Woman Whose Leathery Face Holds a Week's Worth of Rain (pic)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
The 13 most terrifying movie scenes ever. But what gives you farkers the willies?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie website bloggers find themselves mysteriously called together for lunch by Mr. Spielberg. An excellent setup for a murder mystery, but sadly he just wanted to thank them for not spoiling "Indy IV"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Divorce from Heather Mills to cost Paul McCartney an arm and a leg
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Wed October 10, 2007
(Arrow in the Head)
 
 
 
In what may become the greatest Christmas movie ever, "300" producers working on post-apocalyptic Santa epic featuring guns, zombies, demons, and hot women
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
"Transformers 2" on the fast track for production. Subby unsure how they are going to produce such an intricate plot in such a short time, but has faith in Hollywood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michelle Rodriguez sentenced to six month in jail for violating her probation. Celebrity jail trifecta now in play
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(CNN)
 
 
 
R.E.M. to debut new song on an upcoming CNN documentry focusing on climate change, deforestation, overpopulation, and Michael Stipe's hair loss
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(OK! Mag)
 
 
 
Evidence Lindsay Lohan is sobering up: she fired her mom as her manager
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Chris Pine rumored to be cast as Captain Kirk in Star Trek XI. Who?
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
"Stupid questions with Jennifer Love Hewitt." Does not include "Can we see your breasts?" because that's a very smart question
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon is officially on the market again. Giggity
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(Doug Thompson)
 
 
 
Doug Thompson about to be questioned by the Feds for pre-Godwinning
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Thundercats, HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlize Theron named sexiest woman in the world. This word you are using, sexiest, it does not mean what you think it means
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Shapely TV chef Nigella Lawson wears just suspenders and stilettos in bed to please very hairy men
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mila Kunis, star of "That 70's Show," is a nerd and a trekkie who loves videogames and banging Macaulay Caulkin
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
The "Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day" is Jennifer Lopez for the second time this week. Homegirl needs to admit she is pregnant and then she has an excuse for dressing so horrific
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Christopher Hitchens is a finalist for the National Book Awards. Where is your God now?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judd Apatow's letter to a TV executive when his shows were cancelled: "I don't understand how you can f*** me in the ass when your penis is still in me from last time."
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chris Pine is in talks to star as Captain Kirk in new Star Trek movie. Who?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hollywood has learned nothing from George Lucas. The Terminator is now going after a second trilogy and Arnie's replacement will most likely be Vin Diesel. Hopefully judgement day comes before this abomination
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
John Travolta wants to be the Spice Girls pilot. John, seriously, please just go away
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(Times Argus)
 
 
 
17 YO beauty pagent contestent who likes four-wheeling, heavy metal and "getting dirty" thinks that a swimsuit competition is good because "not everybody has talent"
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(BuddyTV)
 
 
 
"Cavemen" earns strong ratings despite poor reviews. 9.2 million viewers, best in its timeslot among men ages 18 to 49
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
With Radiohead's new CD available only through the band's website, record companies concerned that this "downloading music online" thing may be catching on
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A extremely drunken Hugh Grant crashes an all girl college party in this inspirational photographic essay
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jonny Fairplay drives final nail in own coffin - sues the hand that feeds him
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(Variety.com)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell to remake "Land of the Lost"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A list of the best documentaries of all time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Hoff back in the hospital to be detoxed from alcohol, cheeseburgers
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Andy Summers says The Police tour has sharpened their group skills so they may put out a new album
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Tue October 09, 2007
(TV Guide)
 
 
 
Actual Headline: "Rachael Ray Leads One Yum-O Life" Urge to kill rising, rising, rising
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland soon to make year-long guest cameo on Prison Break
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
10 films that couldn't have happened without Wes Anderson. In other news, The Onion AV Club thinks having weirdos as your characters and using indie pop songs on your soundtrack means you stole something from Wes Anderson
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
I can has Britnee perp-walk?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I wonder what's worse, being part of the new cast of SNL, or being part of the new cast of SNL and having to be the guy that does the K-Fed impressions??
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte becomes a father at 66, after apparently becoming tired of being the only one in his house who wears a diaper
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(iF Magazine)
 
 
 
Why foreign horror directors are kicking the arse of Hollywood. It has to do with humor and sheep?
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(Lancashire Evening Post)
 
 
 
Hollywood strike may cripple US TV, begging the question: would anyone notice?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the "Isn't that the Point?" Department: La Lohan says that rehab was "sobering."
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(VH1)
 
 
 
George Lucas promises new Indiana Jones film will be as good as original, and that fans will love the CGI crystal skull with the sing-song Asian accent
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera is preggers. That's why she's been crossing her legs: to prevent it from falling out prematurely
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pixar planning "John Carter of Mars" film trilogy. To infinity and beyond
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera strips off for sexy new perfume promo
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Labor sues Jesse James of West Coast Choppers over blatantly plagiarized logo. Subby isn't sure who to root for here
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
David Spade gives $25,000 to a murdered cop's family
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson has lupus
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham is confused. NFL line-backers are suppose to weigh 250 and hide their nips
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Shatner's Ego is returning to the big screen for one night and one night only
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(CinemaBlend)
 
 
 
Will Smith waxes off rumors his son will star in Karate Kid remake
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Teri Hatcher learns valuable lesson that standing next to Cindy Crawford makes you look like warmed-over poo in comparison (SFW)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Desperate Housewives" actor Ricardo Chavira gets married to longtime girlfriend; still gets to pretend-do Eva Longoria on show
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
'Worst Dressed Celeb of the Day' is Victoria 'Posh Spice' Beckham in this space odyssey inspired dress and make--up
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(Entertainment Wise)
 
 
 
Doctor warns Prince Harry that if he snorts vodak again, he could Di
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(Perez Hilton)
 
 
 
When not popping bottles with Top Models, ex-America's Next Top Model cast-off Lisa D'Amato wrote the worst rap song ever. (w/video. Not safe for work language)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Margaret Cho mixes her annoying as hell comedy with a burlesque show featuring midget babies in stillettos. Oh yeah, and half her routine, as always, is impersonating her mom
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chloe Sevigny blames her lack of a hobby on the fact she took so many hallucinogenic drugs as a teenager
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guardian film writer demands Nicole Kidman retire after watching her tenth consecutive box office bomb. Bonus: calls her an "ex-Scientology hostage bride"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nature Boy Ric Flair sues car dealer for using his catch phrases, Whooo
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas reveals his greatest fear: armpit hair on women
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
MacCauley Culkin has been nailing Mila Kunis for the last six years. Where is your God now?
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Mon October 08, 2007
(Some Vardos)
 
 
 
It looks like Rose won't be the only past companion making a return in the 2008 series of Doctor Who. Plus more confirmation on a returning villain rumour. Link contains major spoilers(as well as some slightly Not safe for work ads)
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
You can't stop him; you can only hope to contain him. America's most horrid psychologist, Dr. Phil, has a spinoff in the works
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ozzy and Sharon plan to auction stuff from their three homes. Ozzy: "Too moochzfl flarking shsit, mate"
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(Swocol.com)
 
 
 
One twin is always evil, and other movie rules for life
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Sizemore says he's through with drugs, also looking forward to Dennis Kucinich being elected president and the Devil Rays winning it all in '08
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(TrekWeb)
 
 
 
"Star Trek" writer says new movie doesn't break canon, says Enterprise design is "awesome"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez joins the ranks of washed-up model/actresses to get knocked up in order to revive flatlined career
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(IGN)
 
 
 
"Halo" movie downgraded from "development hell" to "entirely dead"
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Realizing her career is going nowhere, Britney fills out an application to become a hotel bartender
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(Radar Online)
 
 
 
Not sure which terrible crime show to watch? Here's a Choose Your Own Adventure that tells you if you're meant to watch "CSI," "Law & Order" or one of the 26 other flavors on TV right now
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(Film.com)
 
 
 
Note to J.J. Abrams: Enough with the stupid "Cloverfield" stealth marketing. We don't care
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN hilariously implies that "brains" are somehow involved in the show "Flavor of Love"
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(Big Head DC)
 
 
 
Forget quitting smoking. Chris Hitchens gets a Brazilian wax in an effort to improve himself
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Diddy donates an $8 million fleet of jewel-encrusted buses to the Spice Girls for their reunion tour. He obviously couldn't think of anything better in the past, oh, say three years, to donate buses to
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen is so whipped by his fiancee he is having all of his 13 tattoos lasered off
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue fears she will never get married. Any takers?
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(Monsters & Critics)
 
 
 
Burglars break into Britney Spears' mansion, steal homemade sex tapes, steamy photos, sex uniforms and personal photos. The Web will get mighty interesting over the next few weeks
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
PETA wants Kevin Federline to get custody of Britney's animals. Her dog wants out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Rapper Thug A, jailed, is suing rapper Thug B because 17 minutes of vocals done by rapper Thug C, deceased, belong to him. Get it?
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Sean Astin says "Goonies 2" an absolute certainty. Sloth love sequel?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Since their work product is so excellent, TV writers threaten to strike against studios
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The reason why stars love to get boob jobs. (Bonus: Article includes the phrase "love islands")
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Ever notice celebrities date a string of women who all look amazingly like each other? So has the Daily Mail (pix)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Golden oldies: You like NBC's "The Office"? Watch Creed play lead guitar (close-ups: 1:31 & 1:48), introduced by Jimmy Durante
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