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Sun September 30, 2007
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Armed bandits raid Francis Ford Coppola's Argentine studio and steal 15 yrs of computer data, two more Apocalypse Now director cuts
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Weakest Link host Anne Robinson back on the market. Rrrowr
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's not often we get to see Marilyn Manson out and about sans make-up...THANK GOD
source: dailystab.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
George Clooney says every girls gets fed up with hime after 3 years and gives him the elbow - but he makes the most of those 36 months
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson set to marry Rick Salomon. Expect sex tape to surface after "accidentally" being "stolen" soon after the divorce in 3 months
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Brooke Shields would 'love' a third child. Submmitter would 'love' to help
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Goodbye Miss Moneypenny
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You know who else doesn't like the "Rush Hour" movies?
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
P. Diddy has a hissy fit after a nightclub host asks how many people were in his entourage
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(listaholic)
 
 
 
The five highest-paid pornstars. "Houston" appears to have a problem. Pretty safe for work (cleavage) (Link is Farked, but content posted in first post)
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(Well, gol-ly)
 
 
 
After waiting 38 years for his first promotion, Marine only needed six years for his next one. Surprise, surprise, surprise
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Sat September 29, 2007
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Madonna's "anti-aging" lifestyle accelerating her aging (with pics)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Neighbours complain that the f*cking stench from Gordon f*cking Ramsay's New York restaurant is "f*cking unbearable"
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
How good is Christian Bale's Batman? So good nobody else wants to play Batman
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Good: Local theater makes their own production of a movie. Better: It's Point Break. Fark: The actor playing Keanu Reeves is selected at random from the audience each night
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ten rules for naming your band. Rule 5: "Anything with the word 'whiskey' in it is guaranteed to blow"
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(EITB24)
 
 
 
90-year old granny's dream to hug and kiss Richard Gere comes true
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(KPHO)
 
 
 
Man involved with Tom Cruise extortion plot "commits suicide". Talk about exorcising your Thetans
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(Some Girl)
 
 
 
It's a big 'No' from Jessica Biel on playing Wonder Woman in the upcoming Justice League of America movie
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Tough break for Kiefer Sutherland, he draws 'The Hangin' Judge' who forced Paris Hilton to do hard time in the slammer
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(Fangoria)
 
 
 
Actor Karl Hardman from "Night Of The Living Dead" has died. A terrible loss to the field of zombie-war strategy, honor him by staying in the basement
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Paris Hilton: "I've moved on with my life so I really don't want talk about it anymore." David Letterman: "That's where you and I differ, it's all I want to talk about."
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Reflecting on the greatest moment in television history: Jason Voorhees on "The Arsenio Hall Show"
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(News24)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba pregnant? Farkers inconsolable
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Fri September 28, 2007
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Seeing that there just wasn't enough movies being remade, Hollywood decides to remake the Karate Kid
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Higher-accuracy radio ratings reveal that people's listening habits are more intelligent than high-paid programming consultants thought
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(Some Panther)
 
 
 
Kari Byron says Mythbusters gets ideas from Fark
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Not news: Nickelodeon trying to teach kids about healthy exercise. News: By going off the air for 3 hours on Saturday, hoping the little fatties will actually go outside
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(National Review)
 
 
 
The liberals tried to ruin the Star Trek franchise with their multi-culti demands and anti-war stance, but Kirk's well-hocked, bulging manhood cast too big of a shadow over eggheads like Spock and Euro-sissies like Picard
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's in-depth review of "Dark Night of the Scarecrow" - a forgotten TV horror movie from 1981 in which a mentally handicapped man comes back to life as a scarecrow to kill some good ol' boys who executed him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is your chance to get a line of dialog published in a Dilbert comic, but you can't use the word turd
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(Tech Digest)
 
 
 
Mysterious site raises hopes of Radiohead album announcement tomorrow at 9am GMT - or even surprise digital release
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
New celeb rich list comes out: Queen Oprah on top, Keifer Sutherland swerves in at No. 10
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If I posted this...... OJ's new book kills Clinton's, slashes records
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Supernanny producers made kids cry to make the show more compelling. With "I'd discipline it" pic
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fashion label fires Angelina Jolie because their customers can't relate to hot women and orphans
source: derekhail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Liz Taylor going for husband #9. In other news, Liz Taylor is still alive
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(Some Mile High Dead Guy)
 
 
 
This is what happens when film makers read Fark movie threads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who would have thought the words 'Brigitte Bardot' and 'eyebleach' would be used in the same sentence?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why is Britney Spears wearing an engagement ring?
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Vulcan campaigns to host premiere of "Star Trek XI"
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Thu September 27, 2007
(Some Creepy Guy)
 
 
 
New Carrot Top pics WTF?
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
Cancer fundraiser gets 47k for auctioning extra role in new Will Farrell comedy. Still no data on how much it costs an "Indiana Jones" extra to violate a non-disclosure agreement
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Commander Ryker pulls an OJ at the Las Vegas Hilton Star Trek exhibit
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Top entertainment earners. Thanks to his sitcom about nothing, Jerry Seinfeld can do nothing and still earn $60 million a year
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Hottie radio host says "f*ck" seven times in a row after pre-aired clip fails to play. As this happened in Britain, there's a picture of her laughing rather than being loaded in handcuffs onto a rendition flight to Gitmo
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Evangeline Lilly finding it tricksy scheduling second breakfast with her Hobbit now that he's been killed off "Lost," now thinking of returning to the world of men
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(TuneLab)
 
 
 
"Scott Stapp working on new album." Tenatively entitled "She Farked Four Guys in My Bed While I Was Gone." Limited edition version comes with broken cell phone
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New TV show based on Geico cavemen so excellent that critics must be protected from seeing it to ensure that they don't collapse in a paroxysm of ecstasy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
After still having done nothing since the last century, actress Melissa Joan Hart somehow makes news because she's pregnant again
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
World's most perfect woman: Billy Zane's fiancée Kelly Brook reckons she stays slim with a combo of Big Macs and lots of jiggy jiggy.
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Playboy wants Pamela Anderson and Denise Richards. Nude. Together. Playboy airbrush artists hold rally for increased overtime pay
source: theblemish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears caught with a margarita in her car just days after a judge orders her to quit drinking
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
The greatest news in the entertainment industry to be announced since the beginning of time: NBC re-launching "Knight Rider." Bonus: KITT may also be a transformer
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(Variety)
 
 
 
"Heroes" will be the No. 1 rated show next week, because NBC cheats
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Young and Restless" actor is neither
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
It appears that super bachelor playboy Matthew McConaughey might have popped that big and horrible question to his girlfriend Camilla Alves
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(Some Picard)
 
 
 
From the Enterprise to the TARDIS: Patrick Stewart has his eyes on "Doctor Who"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Transformers" sequel in the works
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Martin Scorsese to direct an authorized documentary about George Harrison, use ILM to scrub Yoko Ono from archival footage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Things you never thought you'd be pondering on a Thursday morning in September: "Is Michael Jackson married? And to what?"
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Steve-O says Lindsay Lohan stole "Boog Suge" from his place. Also took time to sign a release for his latest DVD
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Erosion of music industry's digital rights management set to spark price war in mp4... mp3... mp2... mp1...
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Duchovny insists that "X-Files 2" is ready to start shooting in December. He wants to believe
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(The Orange County Register)
 
 
 
"Karate Kid" Cobra Kai bad guy goes to Europe after feeling compelled by God to film movie; remains standing after vicious leg sweep by Mother Nature, karate chop by fate
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith amazed to be a "bear," or large, tubby sex symbol in the gay community. Nugs of nooch to 'da booch, snoogins. BONGGGGGG. Nooch. Snootchie bootchies
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Wed September 26, 2007
(Hammond Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember the "God Warrior" from Trading Spouses? Her daughter died in a car accident. RIP Ashley
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(Some Cro-Morans)
 
 
 
Producers move 'Caveman' series to San Diego, since faking original Atlanta location was deemed too difficult. In related news, 'Caveman' producers think audiences will actually tune in, or care
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Ratings for "The View" falling south faster than Whoopi Goldberg's knockers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Hundreds gather to see Marcel Marceau try and escape from opaque box
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman reportedly went black, made difficult decision to go back
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Examiner)
 
 
 
Possibly as much as 33 percent of Hollywood is conservative, but they'll never admit it or David Geffen and Barbra Streisand will have them disappeared
source: examiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise asks for a moment of silence on the set of his new movie. Crew member breaks the silence by breaking wind. Tom Cruise is not amused
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Britney Spears sends paparazzo to fetch tampon - male photographers are such sweet understanding guys when Aunt Flo visits
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Jawohl, mein Fuhrer Spice (SFW)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino planning erotic film. Working titles include "Fill Bill" and "Jackie Browneye"
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton to visit Rwanda, no doubt to drop off some herpes and bring back an orphan
source: people.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise to build multi-million dollar underground bunker to protect his family from extraterrestrial attack. OK, now he's just being silly
source: digitalspy.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's new pizza delivery boyfriend (IQ 35, ADHD) says he loves spending time with Paris because she is so focused and intelligent
source: fametastic.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saying Christina Aguilera was beaten with an ugly stick is a gross understatement considering she was dropped into a container of skank
source: derekhail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You knew it was bound to happen: Heath Ledger's acting finally killed someone
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Parents lodge complaints about scalpers after Hannah Montana sells out faster than the Rolling Stones
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
California court says Disney can have all the Pooh it wants
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
62-year-old Helen Mirren vows to keep getting naked in her movies. "As you get older, the naked stuff gets easier," she says. "There's a liberation about it"
source: thisisnorthscotland.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Aaaaaaaaaaaaay, Milwaukee's building a statue of me. Now, all your jukeboxes will work
source: jsonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
New raunchy pics of that minx Vanessa Hudgens hit the web - she frolics with gal pal in her underwear
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pam Anderson's partying every night, neglecting her kids, and dating Paris Hilton's large-schwanzed leftover
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hayden Panettiere foils another upskirt attempt, needs a diaper change
source: derekhail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Busty Blonde)
 
 
 
Britney Spears isn't letting a pesky little thing like not having a drivers license keep her from squiring around her two boys. The pop tartlet was spotted yesterday in LA driving without a license
source: trashyhollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton plans trip to Rwanda to bring attention to issues in the region, issues such as Paris Hilton being in Rwanda
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert lashes out at people who don't know how to use their wide-screen TVs properly. "It offends my sense of rightness and harmony that people should watch, or expect me to watch, a picture in the wrong ratio"
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Behind-the-scenes look at creation of "Star Trek: The Next Generation." ''I objected to Troi having three breasts. I felt women have enough trouble with two"
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Chris Hansen would like to speak with Elton John about his taste in art
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman defends her Britney jokes at Video Music Awards. "It never occurred to me that would be deemed hurtful or over the line"
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Well, it was inevitable. Mel Gibson has finally gone completely batshiat and moved his whole family to "bandit territory" in Costa Rica
source: hollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
George Takei talks "Heroes" (w/ Season Two opener spoilers if you missed it)
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba: I'm super dorky. Men: That's even better
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Tue September 25, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Caine: "Heath Ledger frightened the life out of me"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Idiotic extra decides to tell his hometown newspaper all about the upcoming Indiana Jones movie, now faces role in "Indiana Jones and the Attack of the Pissed-off Lawyers." Spoilers in link
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olsen twins launch "affordable" clothing line, if you consider a $90 t-shirt, $375 jacket, $550 dresses, and a $995 cashmere coat affordable. And since it's Ashley and Mary-Kate, the line is called "Elizabeth & James"
source: aceshowbiz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's knees look exactly how you'd expect them to look
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Gay Mormon on this season of "Survivor" calls the Spice Girls reunion tour "the most significant historical event of the past 100 years."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Die Hard" director sentenced to four months in prison. Yippie ki-yay, Mr. Cellmate
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(My Fox NY)
 
 
 
Kiefer Sutherland promotes new season of '24' by driving drunk
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(WorldCarFans)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds to rebuild Bandit-style Trans-Ams on DIY series "Celebrity Rides". Hopefully, Burt will do a better than the surgeon who rebuilt his face
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(cinemablend.com)
 
 
 
Rachel Weisz and Chloe Sevigny are competing for the female lead in Terminator 4, which unfortunately means there is probably going to be a Terminator 4
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel in talks to play Wonder Woman in upcoming "Justice League" movie. Aquaman chokes on his drink
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Publisher gets called on the carpet and chewed out, denies report of lesbian Bradys
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK judge blasts TV talkshow as "morbid & depressing display of dysfunctional people whose lives are in turmoil", suggests producers should be on trial
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Maya Rudolph doesn't quit SNL
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Tommy Lee and Kid Rock reportedly offered $5 million in a winner-take-all boxing match
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson denies falling off the wagon after being seen drinking some suspicious looking cocktails. Claims it was juice, damn juice, the friggin JUICE again ruining everything
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
WTF did Britney Spears do to her hair now? It appears she attempted to color her extensions and missed several spots and still decided to go out in public looking that way
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A look at some of the best Halloween candy of the 2007 season
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Maya Rudolph quits SNL, leaving the cast with only two women for the first time in the show's history
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Mon September 24, 2007
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Funky Winkerbean creator prepares to watch one of his characters die from terminal cancer, and his fans are losing their everloving minds. In other news, that rascal Marmaduke still loves steak
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Family Guy's "A New Hope" parody was its highest rated episode ever. So naturally a parody of "Empire Strikes Back" is in the works
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Prince Harry snorts vodka on holiday (it's just the Royal way of blowing your nose)
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff's boyfriend buys her a Mercedes, not a hamburger as previously hoped. (w/ Skeletor face goodness)
source: abcactionnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
George Clooney: "I'll Never Have Another Pig." What man can say he's never sworn off pigs?
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Jason Donovan left Ramsey Street to snort coke in the Viper room but his plan to rock'n'roll seized up
source: nowmagazine.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Hecklerspray)
 
 
 
Brit headline: "Clooney knackers his rib." Does this mean he: A) Had sex with his wife? B) Put underwear on his barbecue? C) Crashed his motorcycle?
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(J-14)
 
 
 
The facts have to go and ruin everything -- Hannah Montana ain't really preggers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Joni Mitchell tries desperately to remain relevant in a world that has left her behind
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Rich "Sniglets" Hall says he is the inspiration for the Simpsons' Moe Szyslak. With somewhat convincing photo
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(Some Busty Blonde)
 
 
 
Spears is sucking on asthma inhalers not because it's sexy, because she's using the epinephrine found in the medication as an appetite suppressant. And men all over the world just thought she had an oral fixation
source: trashyhollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Check out the Celebrity Weight Scale -- you step on and it tells you which celebrity you weigh the same as. From "Gizmo" all the way to "Roseanne"
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(Hecklerspray)
 
 
 
From the Obvious Department: Former Britney bodyguard claims Britney is mentally ill, a chain smoker and has almost overdosed. From the Too Much Information Department: He also claims she spooks her kids by farting too much
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hannah Montana may be knocked up. Oops
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(Now Magazine)
 
 
 
Rehab lothario could pay £720 million for his alleged tussle with Li-Lo in a bathroom
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(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
One man relates how HDTV version of "Star Trek" ruined his childhood memories with Sulu's gooey mascara
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Resident Evil" takes box office honors this weekend -- is it the zombies or the boobies?
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Best movie tattoos. They actually didn't fark it all up, either
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First "Simpsons" intro since the summer movie depicting the destruction of Springfield
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A look at the younger, hotter lookalike cast who will play the lead roles in the "Sex & The City" movie
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Stephen King, part-time Florida resident, ditches Maine as locale in favor of his current digs for next novel. As if real-life stories about the state aren't weird enough
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