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Sun September 16, 2007
(Some Guy) Cool Kelly Osbourne yummy cleavage. No, it's not a picture of the backs of her knees (13)
Japan Times Weird Tokyo district has private-detective-themed bar where all the bartenders are PIs. All the joints in that stinking town, and you have to walk into that one (3)
The Smoking Gun News O.J. Simpson mug shot released (60)
(Some Guy) Sad Robert Jordan dies, leaving fans of the Wheel of Time series without an ending to the 19 book long series (55)
Google Cool I know apparently most people don't care, but it'd be nice to have an Emmy discussion thread. So let's do it here LGN (106)
UPI Obvious Martha Stewart plans line of wine she learned how to make in the prison toilet (18)
Retrocrush Scary The Top 20 Zombie Movies of All Time (with video clips of each) (97)
(Cracked) Amusing The 8 Manliest Musicals. Your dog wants Cats (65)

Sat September 15, 2007
(WWTDD) Dumbass Dane Cook's sure-to-be first hit single. You want to hear it? (warning: massive amounts of emo contained therein) (74)
(NineMSN) Sad Cate Blanchett: "The bottom seen in the film is not mine. It looks very nice, but it doesn't belong to me. Only my husband sees my bum." (27)
(Some Guy) Scary Live stage production of Angelina Ballerina terrifies children, titillates furries. With scary-ass pic (84)
I-Mockery Scary Why we like horror: A critical analysis (28)
Daily Mail Obvious "He boasts of his rock solid marriage, but this week was caught in a brothel. He's oh-so-green, but is paid to advertise gas-guzzling limos - meet Sting, the superstar hypocrite" (64)
(Some Guy) Dumbass James Brolin (Barbra Streisand's husband) in a radio interview: "Happy 9/11" (audio in link) (40)

Fri September 14, 2007
(Some Guy) Obvious Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas to film movie together in India about a uptight daughter taking care of her aging father (13)
(Local Busybody) Asinine TV hits rock bottom, digs deeper, finds the underside of suck: Network casting for "My Big Fat Redneck Wedding," which will feature camoflage tuxes, shotgun salutes and denim wedding dresses (37)
Free Press Amusing "For Better or For Worse" cartoonist changes her mind about retirement after her dentist husband runs off with another woman. Oh John Patterson is gonna get it (76)
Lancashire Evening Post Stupid Simon Cowell in row over pregnant wannabe (11)
Starpulse Unlikely Britney Spears in negotiations to bring her fat ass and latest level of suckitude to the Emmys this Sunday night (36)
(Some Guy) Cool You thought Matthew McConaughey’s supermodel girlfriend was hot yesterday? She looks even better today (mostly SFW) (50)
Starpulse Dumbass British actor Christian Bale feels "natural" speaking American. In related news, "American" now a language, who knew? (84)
(Molly Good) Stupid Mena Suvari gets a huge-ass tattoo of a lion on her neck to compliment her butch haircut (SFW) (123)
(Some Nosferatu) Scary Remember that creepy-as-fark vampire from "Salem's Lot?" Courtney Love's got him beat by a mile (50)
Telegraph Obvious News Corp. executive: TV industry is "toast" unless it comes up with better shows (73)
(People Magazine) Amusing Vanessa Hudgens cancels Tonight Show appearance. What, suddenly she's afraid of being in front of the camera? (42)
(Some Guy) Obvious "Sex and the City" movie sets release date for May 30, 2008. It's as if millions of boyfriends and husbands suddenly cried out in terror (50)
( Followup After breaking up with Michelle Williams, Heath Ledger upgrades to supermodel Helena Christensen. Jake Gyllenhaal broods in the corner (26)
(Some Guy) Cool In what's either a good career move, or a bad one, Alyssa Milano to be a post-season correspondent on (77)
UPI Obvious The new season of 'Queer Eye' will be the last, announces Bravo, who didn't even know the show was still running (13)
News24 Obvious Fitty cent loses sales race to Kanye, decides to crapflood instead of retire (39)
AZCentral Obvious Britney Spears had spray-on abs for her VMA performance (56)
The Raw Story Dumbass Former ABC consultant faked interviews. Dan Rather surrenders (15)
(TMZ) Amusing Tommy Lee and Kid Rock to box their differences out in Vegas. Sadly, there can be only one loser (36)
CBC Interesting Gay hockey movie looks to score - and no, it isn't a movie about the Toronto Maple Leafs. Oh wait, never mind (22)

Thu September 13, 2007
Reuters Asinine First, he gives away music for free. Now, Prince plans to sue YouTube, et. al., in a bid to "reclaim his art on the Internet." Hypocrite (14)
( Interesting Dress worn by Carol Channing in "Gentlemen Prefer Blondes" stolen from her hotel room in Vegas. Admit it, you've dreamt of being in the middle of a Carol Channing/Bea Arthur sandwich (22)
The Raw Story Stupid Marilyn Manson to have own brand of absinthe called Mansinthe (33)
(Some Gal) Interesting Quentin Tarantino turns down a chance to direct an episode of "Heroes" because he's not a fan. Damn (89)
Fox News Followup "Ninety-four percent of America's founding-era documents mention the Bible; 34 percent quote the Bible directly... so, you see, Kathy Griffin, Jesus has everything to do with you winning that award. You live in a free country" (235)
(Amazon) Amusing Are you folks ready for some coffee??? Samples of DethKlok's first album finally released. You may now go die (49)
The Sun Spiffy Mary-Kate Olsen loves to prance naked in her home, submitter's dreams (73)
(Cinematical) Amusing Ten of the dumbest reasons the MPAA has given for ratings. No. 2: "Intense depiction of very bad weather" (40)
Yahoo Stupid City block in L.A. renamed Larry King Square. Even though it's old and run down, a little face lift should spiff it right up. The street looks great though (9)
(Some Guy) Cool Take a minute and use your imagination to dream up the perfect woman. OK? Matthew McConaughey is dating her (with SFW bikini pics) (126)
SMH Spiffy Fighting 'round the Alpha Quadrant: Russell Crowe to play bad guy in next "Star Trek" movie (45)
I-Mockery Amusing Once there was a free comic book based on the popular PC game "Doom." Shockingly, it was awful (30)
BBC Dumbass Madeleine McCann pulled into Ben Affleck's vortex of suck (24)
(Some Guy) Sad Steven Spielberg's six-hour adaptation of Stephen King and Peter Straub's "The Talisman" halted because no one can afford it (55)
(Some Guy) Obvious P. Diddy's fragrance commercial banned from TV, accused of stealing from other fragrance commercials (17)

Wed September 12, 2007
(Some Guy) Ironic Gangsta rapper Ja Rule says that the gays on MTV are corrupting America's kids (79)
ABC Action News Interesting Pamela Anderson too "busy" to get in the middle of the Tommy Lee, Kid Rock fight (20)
Yahoo Interesting Rachel Ray to host "So You Think You Can Cook?" This from the woman who brought us Mini Cheeseburger Salad with Yellow Mustard Vinaigrette (74)
Yahoo Interesting Kohls to offer Food Network kitchenware, including the Alton Brown electron microscope ingredient measurer and the Giada De Laurentiis cleavage thermometer (66)
(Some Guy) Stupid Jessica Simpson wants to get back to her roots by becoming a country singer. Or a brunette (37)
(Boru) Plug Fact: Your bar band is better than most of the crap out there today. Solution: National exposure. (Sponsored Link) (56)
Chicago Sun-Times PSA Mancow sues his former employer, claiming they tried to keep him off the air in Chicago (95)
Chicago Tribune Interesting Season premiere of “Cold Case” will feature eight Nirvana tracks. Courtney Love is fine with this, until they do an episode on Kurt (34)
Stuff Obvious Jail can change a girl: Paris and 50 Cent may be a couple (306)
(Some Guy) Cool Jon Stewart returns as host of 2008 Academy Awards. Billy Crystal tosses idea for musical montage mixing "Transformers," "Ratatouille," and "Bourne Ultimatum" in trashcan (38)
Daily Mail Strange Amy Winehouse will have to stick with Cracky Lite as her mom cuts her allowance to £300 a week. Also, Amy apparently voted in the Iraqi elections. (With pics) (69)
ABC News Obvious Nude photos expected to give career of Vanessa Hudgens a boost. No way could they ever have been leaked on purpose (71)

Tue September 11, 2007
(Hollywood Reporter) Cool Two words: "Tron" sequel. Hopefully we can avoid a sequel to the homemade "Tron" outfit (64)
(TMZ) Interesting Stephanie Tanner from TV's "Full House" and her husband are expecting a baby (with ewwwwww picture of the happy couple) (36) Cool An ode to the movie magnificence that is "Repo Man." You gonna give me a green, or do I gotta go to your house and shove your dog's head down the toilet? (64)
Now Magazine Interesting Harry Potter impresses hot blonde with amazing dexterity of his tongue (36)
USA Today Obvious MTV announces plans to televise the broadway version of "Legally Blonde" the way "only MTV can." Which pretty much means it's going to be a vast, steaming heap of suck. Even more than normal, I mean (28)
Daily Mail Amusing Madonna apparently likes to give husband Guy Ritchie a good pegging. Rectum? Damned near killed 'em (56)
Fox News Interesting Kiddie-porn movie rocks Toronto Film Festival. It certainly has FoxNews all hot and bothered (331)
NYPost Amusing Turns out Britney Spears' performance at the VMAs was fueled not only by her natural suckiness but also by food, tardiness, lack of rehearsal and frozen margaritas (111)
Now Magazine Interesting Angelina Jolie could enter holiday camp Knobbly Knees contest and win (50)
St. Pete Times Sad Hughie Thomasson, co-founder of Southern rock legends The Outlaws and lately also with Lynyrd Skynyrd, has played his last solo (28)
Yahoo Interesting The highest-rated network for 18- to 34-year olds is... Univision. ¿Espera, qué? (55)
(Some Guy) Interesting Sean Penn and Matt Damon got Milk (24)
WTOP Amusing "A lot of people come up here and thank Jesus for this award. I want you to know that no one had less to do with this award than Jesus" (137)
(Some Guy) Cool Details about the "Magneto" movie hit the Web (55)
Reuters Sad First Lady Jane Wyman dead at 93. Vice President Jerry Lewis still lives (33)
(Hollywood Reporter) Followup Court day set for Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction" indecency trial. No word on whether the nipple will testify (43)

Mon September 10, 2007
(Some Guy) Amusing Kanye West leaves the VMAs empty handed. Vows never to return. The sound of people caring is deafening (72)
(NO MA'AM) Amusing Russian version of "Married, With Children" becoming one of the hottest shows in Russia (40) Misc Comedian Ricky Gervais launches complaint against newspaper which published photos of his house. The complaint is said to consist of some recycled dialogue from 'Extras' and the funny 'Office' dance, twice (26)
Fox News Dumbass The guy that managed Kelly Clarkson's recent career moves so badly she fired him? Turns out he also manages Britney Spears (27)
Starpulse Obvious Christina Aguilera confirmed to become MILF. Baby should have no problem breastfeeding as there's two extra holes on each nipple (57)
CNN Followup Husband of country singer Sara Evans who was dumped because of his internet porn viewing wants to know if she slept with Kenny Chesney, all the guys in 3 Doors Down and the 1991 Denver Broncos (47)
YouTube Stupid Britney Spears lip synchs, er, performs her new single live on the 2007 MTV Video Music Awards (688)
YouTube Followup Video of the Kid Rock/Tommy Lee scrap (56)
(Some Guy) Spiffy Steve Wilkos show premieres today, sure to be as raunchy and as trashy as the Jerry Springer show. So much trash you could fill up a landfill and name it Brittney (7)
(WBJB) Followup Members of Sha Na Na still alive and ready to fight "Truth in Music" law in NJ (28)
(Radar Online) Weird Yanni, more aggressive than before, tells his girlfriend that she is "garbage" and, as such, "should be packing her things in garbage bags." (16)
(Celebslam) Cool She may be a junkie, but Lindsay Lohan is hot. And "cold", tee-hee (41)
Starpulse Scary Kirk Douglas watches films like 'Romancing the Stone,' 'Fatal Attraction,' and 'Black Rain' and thinks "Damn, I was good in these, but I don't remember filming them" (34)
Slate Interesting Georgetown Law School to have a class on "24" and the law. Final exam consists of finding the goddamn bomb (25)
Yahoo Silly Kid Rock and Tommy Lee slug it out at MTV awards, while Pamela Anderson awaits in the audience. The Axis of Hepatitis is now complete (301)
Yahoo Obvious Britney re-jumps the shark, doesn't even bother saying 'oops...I did it again' (247)
MTV Cool Shia LeBeouf announces new Indiana Jones film title. It's called "Indiana Jones and the Title that Will Never Ever Never Ever Never Fit on a Marquee" (80)

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