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Sun June 10, 2007
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Official Sopranos "What the fark was THAT?" series ending discussion thread. Seriously, WTF was THAT?
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(POV Online)
 
 
 
Round-up of vintage Marvel Comic covers that were changed for publication. And not a SkyStick in sight
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Posh Spice thinks women find her more appealing than men do, thereby explaining her spouse
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's bodyguard quits because the job is just too dangerous
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will the Sopranos whack LeBron James tonight in the ratings? This columnist seems to think it's possible
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Spiderman 3": The most successful of the trilogy and one of the top 10 movies ever?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slipknot singer invited to ruin one of the greatest metal bands ever
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(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Mom reneges on a promise to give son $5 million for a mansion and a Bentley Azure, calls it "tough love." Asinine tag stomps feet and demands a green light
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
"Mother of the Year" candidate, Dina Lohan, uses her daughter as a pawn to skip a Family Court hearing. The judge is not thrilled
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery breaks down the ten best things about Total Recall. Baby, you make me wish I had three hands
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Sat June 09, 2007
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Are movies in the torture-horror genre like "Hostel II" actually empowering to women?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You know that guy downtown with the "End is Nigh" sign? He may be on to something... the Spice Girls are officially planning a reunion tour and a new album
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Church of England calls Sony game 'sick'. Yep, that should stop people from buying it. Problem solved
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(WFIE-14)
 
 
 
Indiana man completes his documentary on the Bourbon Industry. Suck it, "Sicko"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shatner on "Star Trek XI:" "I know nothing. It kind of... makes me feel bad. I know nothing"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The sheriff who let Paris Hilton out early also tried to cover for Mel Gibson. Oh, and he has also accepted more gifts than all other sheriffs in California combined, and gave a close friend a $100K/year job as an "advisor"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
...and the number one reason why David Letterman is packing heat: The man who plotted to kidnap his son has escaped from prison
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what fonts real authors use when they're composing their novels?
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Fri June 08, 2007
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Bob Barker says he may come on down out of retirement if CBS can't find a replacement for him ... if the price is right
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Larry Wilmore has been given the title of Senior Black Correspondent on the Daily Show
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell: A career remarkable for the fact that every single thing that he has done is rubbish
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Isiah Washington's contract to star in "Grey's Anatomy" not renewed. Reached for comment, Washington says it's OK, cause that show was kinda gay anyway
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Sam Raimi to direct internet horror series, and we're not talking pirated copies of his last 3 movies
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Thu June 07, 2007
(bizofshowbiz)
 
 
 
Sean Connery: "Retirement is just too damned much fun," to play Indiana Jones dad. Now I've got to finish carving this piece of wood
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
NBC says they will do anything to get Rosie, even... even... yes... that
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(The Uncoveror)
 
 
 
And the new host of "The Price Is Right" will be... The AFLAC Duck
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
43 percent of respondents in New Jersey want Tony Soprano to live, 21 percent want him to die, and the rest want you to get your ass off their porch
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(TV Squad)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks to produce miniseries for HBO on the JFK assassination, based on the recent book by Vincent Bugliosi
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Police drummer Stewart Copeland talks about hanging out in "The Magic Stingdom"
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
"Sex and the City" movie is a go. Will star original cast, except -- thanks to recent plastic surgery -- Kim Cattrall's original vagina
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart visits 100-year-old fan, begs his main demographic not to die
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(PS3 fanboy)
 
 
 
Latest 13 minute MGS4 trailer - excuse me while I retrieve my jaw from the floor
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Are the lambs still screaming, Posh Spice?"
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(MovieHotties)
 
 
 
Okay, I'll bite: Why does Angelina Jolie have map coordinates tattooed over Billy Bob's old ink, and what's at those coordinates?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Akon: the Mike Tyson of R&B music
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner's girlfriend disappointed he didn't defend her after article confirms she's dumber than a bag of hair
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bob Barker plans on celebrating his last Price is Right by "getting drunk". Submitter welcomes him to Fark
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the iron fist of the law was the one thing Paris Hilton couldn't ride out
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Smallville actress is convinced that her big breasts are "a novelty" in Hollywood
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(BBC)
 
 
 
UK Big Bizzle contestant evizzled for saying "nizzle". Fo' shizzle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fresh Prince advised John McClane to man up for his daughters' sake, stop being jealous of Kelso for stealing G.I. Jane
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Andre 3000 thinks yoga classes are the best place to pick up women
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rob Lowe kills state bird while playing golf, laughs about getting a "birdie"
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith reveals next comedy, "Zack and Miri Make a Porno"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Seventy-year-old George Takei's career is flying at warp speed. "I have a few 'Star Trek' conventions on the agenda as well"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
When a newspaper has to sincerely apologize for suggesting Yoko Ono eats dog meat, The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New movie to tell real-life story of two girls who develop unhealthy obsession with T.A.T.U. Ashamed Farkers too embarrassed to share their own experience
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Moral crusaders discover "Hostel Part II," right on schedule. Eli Roth high-fives everyone involved for bonus publicity
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Wed June 06, 2007
(The Straight Dope)
 
 
 
Finally, somebody tackles the age-old question: Are the Smurfs anti-Semitic Communists?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller gets a show on the Game Show Network. Gee, babe, that guy's career's got less gas than Ed Begley Jr. at an Amish Pinewood Derby race
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cognitive dissonance of the day: "Despite his wall to wall memorabilia, Pat Boone doesn't live in the past. He just returned from Arizona where he gave concerts for retirees"
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(London Times)
 
 
 
A rock band, an opera, and now a multicolored monkey train? What can't Damon Albarn do?
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian journalist writes a 938-word editorial telling us why we shouldn't waste so much time obsessing over the misfortunes of Lindsay Lohan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cuba Gooding Jr. saves gunshot victim outside restaurant
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(*Yawwn*)
 
 
 
Tell you what, E: tell us when Tom Sizemore isn't in jail and we'll call that news, okay?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How many days do you think fans from around the US slept outside Television City so they could come on down to go to Bob Barker's last "Price is Right"? Three days. Higher or lower?
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Morgan Freeman has hit the big 7-0. I must admit I didn't think much of him first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over. That was my first impression of the man
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese prepare for custody battle over collection of dead pets. Who knew they were so weird?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones show in Belgium causes 30 mile traffic jam. Belgium reconsiders making some of their roads two lanes wide
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(Daily Herald)
 
 
 
Warner Bros. warns Chicago suburb's Harry Potter party not to use copyrighted terms. They respond with "The Party That Shall Not Be Named."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Nichole Richie finally has an excuse to put on some weight; she might be pregnant
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone's pivotal "Basic Instinct" scene named most-paused moment in British TV history, just ahead of 1966 World Cup soccer goal
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton gets first emergency visit from shrink after only 35 hours in prison
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
David Bowie's 5-word Webbys acceptance speech: "I only get five words?"
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(Some Guy)
 
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Criss "Mindfreak" Angel shows you how you can levitate. And ya, it contains a spoiler
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(Slashfilm.com)
 
 
 
Howard Stern offered voiceover role as Soundwave in Transformers movie. Reportedly turned down role because Optimus Prime was ripping him off
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(Metro.co.uk)
 
 
 
Verifiable proof that 2007 really sucks: Posh Spice has been named "Woman of the Year"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
JK Rowling's magical transformation from dowdy hausfrau to dowdy hausfrau in an evening gown (with pics)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Foreigner promises to continue sucking in the new millenium with former members of Dokken on the guitars and John Bonham's son on the drums
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Tue June 05, 2007
(WND)
 
 
 
The liberal Hollywood elite plan a $60 million blockbuster movie about their favorite mass murderer Chairman Mao Zedong
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Larry David curbs his enthuasiam for his wife, divorces her after 14 years
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria and Tony Parker spending upwards of $40,000 on wedding cake
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Three our of four Americans prefer to watch movies in the comfort of their own homes instead of in the theater. Captain Obvious sits back with a beer to watch his 58" widescreen with surround sound
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Steven Wright answering questions from Washington Post readers as only he can
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears saves elderly couple from jellyfish-infested beach
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(TV Guide)
 
 
 
"Jericho" possibly back for eight new episodes. CBS still playing with their nuts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Keith Richards vows he will keep playing guitar for the Rolling Stones, even if he has to come to shows in a wheelchair like most of the band's fans
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Leonard Nimoy's new career is photographing naked plus-size women; most likely to show Trekkies what kind of women they can get
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A&E gives green light to third season of "Gene Simmons Family Jewels"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sam Waterston wants promotion to DA on "Law & Order" now that Fred Thompson is leaving to run for president. Apparently nobody told Sam it's just a show and he's just an actor, not a real ADA
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Canadian journalist sues producers of "Knocked Up" for stealing her autobiography. Because stories about young, slutty, vacuous social climbers getting preggers are so very rare
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(Multichannel.com)
 
 
 
Peabodys honor "Heroes," Sherman still a "Lost" fan
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Little Borat on the way after Sacha has sexy time with Isla, yes? (link fixed)
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Mon June 04, 2007
(Chron)
 
 
 
Broadcasters win fight with FCC over accidental expletives. Farking brilliant
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner plays a serial killer in new flick. Which isn't much of a stretch, considering his recent string of box-office bombs
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(The Bastardly)
 
 
 
Brooke Burke must be superhuman; she's just had a kid and can totally rock that white bikini (relatively safe for work)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's mom is finalizing a deal with E to star in a reality show where she'll rob her other two kids of their childhoods and encourage them to self-destruct too
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mike Tyson wants to star in Bollywood movies
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(Cinematical.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Disney to make romantic comedy about Adam and Eve
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Michael Moore credits "sleeping" to a recent 30lb weight loss. His personal trainer is probably a little upset about that
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
There is but one person on this planet who could make a mug shot look slutty. The Smoking Gun is there
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis' take on boys dating his teenage daughters: "If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last."
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(Some Angelina Fan)
 
 
 
MILF Angelina Jolie is 32 today... and you'd STILL hit it
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Just because a movie is awful doesn't mean it isn't good
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
In his new gig as a gaming reporter, Ric Romero is stunned to find that games based on movies suck almost as much as movies based on games
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(Bravewords)
 
 
 
The Hide Your Sheep Reunion Tour is back on
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Gottabet.com is taking some interesting bets on Paris Hilton's jail term
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Dear Messrs Clooney and Pitt, please buy our gay bar. Thank you
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(Music Juice)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman trashes Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton at MTV Movie Awards (video). Bonus: Paris in audience
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
My name is WHAT? My name is WHAT? My name is - Marshall Mathers, and I'm considering doing a musical on Broadway in collaboration with Andrew Lloyd Webber, yo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Sold Sold
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Paris checks into the Twin Towers jail
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
If it's too loud, you're too old. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 25 best movies you've never seen
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(Pethealthcare)
 
 
 
Andrew Lloyd Webber's kitten, enraged by his owner's decision to write a sequel to Phantom of the Opera instead of Cats, has his revenge
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(News.com.au)
 
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Paris - UBguilty of ripping off UB40
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