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Sun March 18, 2007
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Hilary Duff pictures (sfw)
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(YouTube)
 
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How to cut a cucumber with a knife attached to your drifting car
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Public radio staple "An American Life" coming to TV despite worries it won't be as literal on video. "An instructive case is Howard Stern"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood set to "re-imagine" Sherlock Holmes as bare-knuckled boxer and expert swordsman. Watson unimpressed
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Emma Watson, tired of being known as "that girl from Harry Potter", won't do the final two movies of the series
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(Slashfilm.com)
 
 
 
Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the Sparta, Frank Miller set to prep for 300 2: Persian Boogaloo
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(If It's Movies)
 
 
 
Hollywood continues to further destroy the Resident Evil video game series with "Resident Evil: Extinction"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Secret" that horror author Joe Hill is actually Stephen King's oldest son Joseph just happens to leak out as he has a new book on the market. Wow, how'd that happen?
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Sat March 17, 2007
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Emma "Hermione" Watson gets her first stalker. The Sun is there. Giggety
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More proof that Hollywood is out of ideas: Under Seige 3
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elizabeth hurley got cows for a wedding gift
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Despite having almost 2 million friends on MySpace, Tila Tequila only sells 13,000 copies of her new single. Once again proving internet friends are about as reliable as internet v1@gra
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The skeletal reamains of Eddie Van Halen reportedly entered rehab to avoid a tour with David Lee Roth
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell is angry and shocked, SHOCKED I TELL YOU, to find that she has to wear an orange work vest whilst doing her community service
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Now in its fifth year, the Seattle Erotic Art Festival has grown in popularity, but local printers are still wary of creating flyers for the event for fear of retaliation from "family" groups. w/sfw pics
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News has invited viewers to call in and express their calm, reasoned introspection and intellectual analysis of modern conservatism over TIME Magazine's new cover featuring the late Ronald Reagan crying
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(FanTent)
 
 
 
Klingon St. Patrick's Day cards
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
America 's methods of manufacturing consent through efficient and careful use of media are the most advanced in the world. See, the US still leads the world in something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The silicone has yet to start decomposing, and there's already an Anna Nicole biopic in the works
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
John McClane's daughter is Paris Hilton's new best friend. The Sun is there
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(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Answer: A three-way. Question: What is a first for Jeopardy?
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Fri March 16, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some sweet pictures of Christina Aguilera from a recent appearance on the Tonight Show
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Richard Hatch describes prison as pretty much like his naked physique: "horrendous"
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Modern surgery and working out make Madonna look pretty good for 48, although nobody's believing the virginal white dress (SFW)
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(London Times)
 
 
 
It had to happen: "Suicide Bombers," the situation comedy
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston quitting Hollywood, moving to NYC to meet men
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson considers buying a home in Costa Rica. Its got an ornate foyer, hardwood floors, beautiful grounds and a hole out back to keep your wife and child in
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
This season of "Gilmore Girls" likely the last (minor spoilers)
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Top 12 movies that make guys cry that have nothing to do with her taking half your stuff
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Cate Blanchett in negotiations for "Indiana Jones 4." Because, you know, Harrison Ford couldn't possibly carry this on his own
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sandra Bollock adores living out of the limelight, hence this press release
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan has fallen off the wagon and straight into a club
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Three-hundred-pound lesbian singer says she takes it as a compliment when people call her a "fat ugly biatch" (with pic of fat ugly biatch in spandex)
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kid Rock under investigation after allegedly assaulting a woman. But enough about his music, Kid Rock is under investigation after allegedly assaulting a woman
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Bill O'Reilly told his viewers Thursday night that he has nabbed the New York Times in publishing a phony story. He ought to know
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(TheShiznit.co.uk)
 
 
 
Need help with women and money or just suck at life in general? Heed the sage advice of the Top 20 Movie Mentors of all time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
If you want us to own your catalogues, you've gotta stop shaving you're head, making fun of you is too easy, you're trashier than K-Fed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rumor has it that Hugh Hefner is on the verge of making Holly Madison - a former Miss Hawaiian Tropic whose burning ambition is to visit every Disneyland on the planet - his third wife. With pic
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(KABC)
 
 
 
From the "Bound to happen sooner or later" department, a washed-up celebrity sues Fox over her portrayal in "Family Guy"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband sues Bill OReilly after OReilly called his claims of fathering Anna Nichole's baby a "fraud". Is there a rich attention whore left in the world that isn't linked to this case yet?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Tobago considers banning Sir Elton from performing because he will turn whole country gay
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nikki Sixx rules out Christopher Walken as Ozzy in the upcoming Motley Crue film
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That guy who played Superman tries to break curse by landing another job
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(IGN)
 
 
 
J.J. Abrams says "Star Trek XI" is "wild"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sinbad, unlike his career, is not dead
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Thu March 15, 2007
(CNN)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell says he's "bigger than Springsteen." Angry mob seen forming at western end of Holland Tunnel
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(zimbio.com)
 
 
 
A list of people banninated from Saturday Night Live
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(Financial Times)
 
 
 
Adult DVD sales are shriveling and limp as the Internet proves to be a double-edged sword by creating a glut of porn. Suck it, oh yeah, suck it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore and Hugh Grant are among the latest batch of celebrities to be warned they may have contracted hepatitis A
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(Some Chick)
 
 
 
Walken to star in upcoming movie release of "Hairspray," based on the musical. States, "Needs more hair gel." Bonus: John Travolta plays a fat chick
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Actor Don Johnson turned down guest shot on "Dancing With the Stars" and has no regrets. "But if they ever remake 'Love Boat,' I'm so there"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actress Yancy Butler gets drunked up and crashes her car. She was once cute, can't wait for her mugshot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A visibly upset Tonya Harding may have an exuse for tweaked out behavior
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake is reportedly sick of being asked to help Britney Spears
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie completes adoption of Vietnamese boy, immediately renames him
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Former rodeo rider is first person to use new trauma center after rolling his dump truck. Thank God the clown got out of the way in time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Heather Mills' 999 calls are keeping police busier than a one-legged model in a dance competition
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(Life)
 
 
 
Chris Rock wishes out loud for a black president, and in the next sentence says he hopes for a day when no one even notices or talks about race. Obvious tag throws a rock at him and gets charged with a hate crime
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republicans know not to go on Colbert's show. Now, Democrats have been warned as well. This begs the question: Which politicians are really bears?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGenerate gets 12 Emmy nominations. In related news, how the hell do you get 12 nominations for a freakin' talk show?
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(Haaretz)
 
 
 
In 1998, Israel entered a campy transsexual diva into the Eurovison Song Contests and won first place. In 2007, they are entering a trilingual song about crazy demonic rulers with nuclear ambitions and cause a controversy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sadly, it has been revealed that Britney is addicted to Coke
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heather Mills, taking time off stumping for "Dancing with the Stars," is raiding pig farms in the middle of the night with wannabe PETA group
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twenty-four deleted scenes from "The Office" to hold you over until April
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The family of Brad Delp says the Boston lead singer committed suicide. Celebrity suicide trifecta in play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Buffy the Vampire Slayer" Season Eight is finally here
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(Some Pies)
 
 
 
Someone at the Food network has a sense of humor
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(FanTent)
 
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Transformers costumes that really transform
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(Popoholic)
 
 
 
Actress Hilary Swank looking hot. Give the Esquire makeup and photo manipulation people a gigantic raise (SFW)
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Wed March 14, 2007
(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Velvet Revolver refused to play "Jump" with David Lee Roth at Rock & Roll Hall of Fame because it would violate their "artistic standpoint"
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(Chicago Breaking News)
 
 
 
Astrologer says Jake Gyllenhaal will win Oscar, loves romantic cards and candy, is fully in touch with his feminine side. AKA queer as a $3 bill
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Press is issuing hourly updates on Angelina Jolie's whereabouts as she travels to Vietnam. You'd think she was important, like Santa Claus or something
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(People.com)
 
 
 
Lane Garrison is really, really sorry about that whole booze-fueled vehicular manslaughter thing. Really
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Britney has fallen in love while in rehab. Place your bets on how long it will take before she's either back in rehab, knocked up again, dead on a toilet or all of the above
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Reporters not allowed to ask Ashton Kutcher personal questions. They also cannot look at him directly or think about him naked. They may genuflect and bask in his cleansing glow if they wish
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Taking that part in "BloodRayne" finally pays off for Kristanna Loken, who'll star in an original Sci-Fi Channel series that sounds a LOT like "Alias"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bob Barker up for 18th Daytime Emmy, third hip replacement
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seventh and final book in the Harry Potter series will have largest print run of any book in history: 12 million copies. Suck it, Bible
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Pop singer Fergie is too drunk to fly and too homely to fap to (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Demi Moore is rumoured to be pregnant with Ashton's kid. And the seventh seal was opened
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I can't quit you, Captain Marvel
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bad news: Jeff Foxworthy has cancelled many of his upcoming concerts to focus on his new TV show. But in good news, Jeff Foxworthy has cancelled many of his upcoming concerts to focus on his new TV show
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Univeral's upcoming "Peaceful Warrior" movie is expected to suck so hard that the company is already giving away $15 million worth of free tickets for its opening weekend
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(WND)
 
 
 
If the right hates 300 for its sex and violence and the left hates it for its "good v. evil" theme, who exactly is buying the record setting number of tickets?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Hudson, in an attempt to stretch her acting talents, is in line to play Aretha Franklin in a movie about her life
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(Some Mongo Guy)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy to star in a lame "Blazing Saddles" rip-off. Or it could be an "Apple Dumpling Gang" rip-off. Either way, Hollywood is out of ideas
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling gives birth. Estimated time until she auctions off the video: Two weeks
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(WPVI)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's father released from prison. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker is launching her own clothing line reportedly to be called "Butterface"
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(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Proving that you can recover from the psycho-chick and move on to bag the hot babe, DeGeneres to wed de Rossi
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(AP)
 
 
 
The Who abruptly ends concert during first song. Fans said to be crushed
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(Gossip Girls)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston begins work on new album, hopes to crack charts with smoking new single
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(Richardjeni.com)
 
 
 
Richard Jeni's family confirms comedian's death was suicide
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(Some Furniture Lover)
 
 
 
Cindy Crawford in 1997: "House of Style." Cindy Crawford in 2007: Rooms to Go in-house appearance in Metairie, Louisiana
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway: "Yes, you can touch my boobs." The Sun is there
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Mad Max to make comeback, without Mad Mel Gibson
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Good: Singer Joss Stone is looking hotter than ever. Bad: She's the new spokesperson for "peta2." Fark: "peta2" is PETA's website aimed at brainwashing kids to not eat cute wittow animows
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stardust Casino implosion
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Aerosmith frontman Steven Tyler's daughter to write her memoirs. "Tales of Elves & Hobb"-- oh, not that one, the fat one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Vatican working on new TV network. Unfortunately, the names Cinemax, Playboy and Ten are already taken
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Tue March 13, 2007
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Court TV to no longer be called Court TV. New name of same crappy channel won't be revealed until summer
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(Joblo.com)
 
 
 
When first submitted to the MPAA, the new "Transformers" movie got slapped with an R-rating... until the Beard stepped in
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(The Rad Report)
 
 
 
Don't try and take a picture of Lily Allen. She'll kick you in the face and flash her panties at you
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Surveillance tape showing Britney Spears getting intimate with two female dancers at New York club has become the latest hot property for Internet porn companies, teenage boys
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Annoyed that media might be moving on, police investigating Anna Nicole's death suggest she was murdered
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(CNN)
 
 
 
America could soon be left without law and order. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(TMZ.com)
 
Video
 
Anna Nicole's last film features Uranus and "mind control suppositories." TMZ has the hole story
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Project Runway" will begin casting their next season during the first week of April. Lots of stuck-up women who think they're hot and gay men who think they're fabulous to attend
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(Molly Good)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson shows her plumber's disease, and John Mayer holds her purse like a good boyfriend (SFW)
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Place your bets: Will Heather's leg fall off when she starts to dance?
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(Pink News)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers raises $13,000 for AIDS charity by auctioning off her services as a cleaning lady. No word if she wore a skimpy little French Maid outfit. Rrrowr
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New York's Tribeca film festival, founded by famous New Yorker Robert Deniro, plans to eliminate New York category from festival. Surprisingly, some people are upset by this
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Things just aren't looking good for Britney. Apparently, she's bipolar and bulimic too
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(AP)
 
 
 
Two guys no longer in Van Halen show up to accept Van Halen's induction to Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. At least neither was Gary Cherone
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(Hecklerspray)
 
 
 
NYPD bars Busta Rhymes from the set of his own movie. They must have seen his last movie
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(Magazine Death Pool)
 
 
 
The new "Cracked" goes to the Great News Stand In The Sky. Where will you go for your second-rate "Mad" fix now?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp vows to quit making crappy films until his daughter recovers from illness
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British quiz show investigated for asking questions so difficult even math profs can't solve it. U.S. game show producers laugh and recall contestants too stupid to answer questions like "Who is buried in Grant's tomb?"
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Mon March 12, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton got a boob job, claims it's just a good push up bra. O RLY? It would be easier to find a French war hero then a bra that amazing (with photo goodness)
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(apple.com trailers)
 
 
 
Mutant zombie sheep flick from the geniuses at LotR's WETA SFX crew
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A possible Britney Spears lesbian sex video is being shopped for $150k
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first rule about being married to Jennifer Lopez is do not piss off Jennifer Lopez
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(eCanadaNow)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie says that authorities in a foreign country uncovered an elaborate plan to abduct her for ransom
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(Dose.ca)
 
 
 
"Gangsta Rap Coloring Book" combines guns and kids. Mothers group wants to pop a cap in creator's ass
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(Celebitchy)
 
 
 
Oprah's dream private school for girls doing well -- educating, forming young minds, forcing students to separate from their familes... wait, what??
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods is set to demolish his $48.7 million mansion in favor of replacing it with a much more modest home. Wait, what?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Iranians offended by box-office blockbuster "300"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
After eliminating two other options, polling the audience, and then phoning a doctor friend, Regis decides his final answer will be to have a triple bypass
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(Variety)
 
 
 
TV shows that are "on the bubble" for renewal. Network execs probably hate your favorite show and will kill it deader than Elvis
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey, as you've never seen him before
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(9News.com)
 
 
 
Skiiing about as well as they act, Chad Lowe, Rob Morrow and some other guy get lost in Aspen
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(AP)
 
 
 
Last week: "300" may be too violent for mass audiences. This week: "300" becomes 2007's first blockbuster
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have their own MySpace pages
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Josh Holloway criticizes Hawaiian police for targeting "Lost" stars
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ashley Judd mobbed by fans in Mumbai's red-light district. In related news, what the hell was Ashley Judd doing in Mumbai's red-light district?
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(The Local)
 
 
 
Today's "Snoop Dogg drug arrest" story is brought to you by Stockholm, Sweden
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How Disney is pushing the "princess craze," and how it teaches young girls to be girlie and superficial
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Model Sophie Anderton (and millions of kittens) worried about sex tape turning up online (with borderline not safe for work pic)
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Paul McCartney to be signed to Starbucks' own record label. Sip-it lids
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Michael Jackson is about to lose his rights to Beatles back catalogue. Get back to where you once belonged, Jojo
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"Vernon God Little," James Joyce's "Ulysses" and the fourth Harry Potter novel top list of the most unread books of all time
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Madonna to go naked on "Nip/Tuck." Do not want
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With real celebrities either in rehab or on other shows, MTV Australia enlists Hollywood's biatchiest blogger, Perez Hilton, to host the Australian Video Music Awards
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Penelope Cruz may have shaken off Tom Cruise, but pesky thetans are apparently still clinging to her
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