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Sun March 11, 2007
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The yawning vortex of suck that is the new 'Speed Racer' movie is even closer than we feared
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
'300' bloodies the previous March box office record, brings in $70 million which is also the 3rd highest R-rated opening gross of all time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Comedian Richard Jeni commits suicide at age 45. Goodnight, funnyman
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(KABC)
 
 
 
Guy claims he created Spongebob Squarepants eight years before the character was introduced, waits until now to say anything
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Bo No Newspaper publishes "scoop" on Bono showing up in Boston. The only problem: it's not the real Bono
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with scaring the ever-loving wits out of novel readers, Stephen King decides to break into comic books. So THAT'S what happened to Captain America
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
According to this, the movie 300 is designed to appeal to Freepers and Dittoheads. Sounds like Greek to me
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson visits US troops in Japan. In an awkward moment, he asked, "where are all the seamen? SHA-MON, juh know it, sha-mon, juh know it, sha-mon OWWWW....No really, dude, where do you keep the seamen?"
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Sat March 10, 2007
(The Sun)
 
 
 
90-year old Sigourney Weaver to play stripper in upcoming movie (with mock-up pic)
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(Wash Post)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson wants the kids to speak English in What
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
There are poor people in India near Liz Hurley's wedding. The Sun is there
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham invited to go on shopping trip with LA Galaxy players' Wives And Girlfriends. What she doesn't know is that given their husbands' salaries, they basically frequent Goodwill, the Sally Ann and Arby's dumpsters
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
James Brown finally buried, reportedly feeling good...in gold coffin
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(NME)
 
 
 
Album review for Shine On: "Jet doing anything other than testicles-on-the-bar sweat-rock is a bit like Jackass' Steve-O doing anything other than blasting fireworks out of his anus"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Diddy and Snoop D-O-Double G set to launch a "hip-hop peace tour"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Indian call centers may be tampering with American Idol results
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Star Trek XI" gets a title. How clever
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New "Batman" movie fixes obvious flaw of previous film and becomes super-cooler in single bat-genius casting move
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(Metafilter)
 
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Metafilter interviews Adam Savage of Mythbusters, Adam complains Fark threads about Mythbusters always devolve into discussions of Kari's butt
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Fri March 09, 2007
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Brad Delp of Boston - RIP and just keep on tokin'
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Mexican voice-over actors who dub The Simpsons into Spanish are threatening to boycott the cartoon's movie if they are not hired to translate the film due for worldwide release this summer, costing the producers $6.35 worth of net profit
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bloomfield, NJ decides to let "The Sopranos" film in town after all. HBO reps tell them they have a nice little town and it would be a shame if anything were to happen to it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne releases new single in English, Mandarin, Japanese, Spanish, French, German, Italian and Portuguese
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix named best guitar player of all time in poll, edging out Keith Richards. Your favorite guitarist, who's so obscure he refuses to even play because it cheapens his art, didn't make the list
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Grey's Anatomy" stars get big raises, except for the guy who referred to one of his costars as a "John Edwards"
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(Rocky Mountain News)
 
 
 
Insane Clown Posse fans forming gangs and committing murders. Where is the clown outrage?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Rolling Stones earned $234 million last year, enough to buy solid-gold wheelchairs for all of them
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson plans back-to-back Panama projects, sugar tits
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(Molly Good)
 
 
 
Yes, Salma Hayek is pregnant, and is also engaged to some rich guy, the bastard
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis wishes he could erase "Hudson Hawk" from his memory
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Wrrrrrrrr rraaahhrrrrgghh rrrrrr grrr-rrr'rr rhoorrgghh rrrrrg
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dog Whisperer to guest star on Ghost Whisperer. Horse Whisperer unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A hard-core pornography comic has sparked outrage by depicting Pirates of the Caribbean star Keira Knightley having sex with her co-stars Johnny Depp and Orlando Bloom
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Courtney Love sued for $180K rehab bill. The Smoking Gun is there
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(SneakyASS)
 
 
 
Hidden Watchmen Image in 300 Trailer
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan to direct "The Happening". In stark contrast to his last two films, "The Village Where Nothing Happened" and "Nothing's Happening With The Lady in The Water"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Excited about the "300" movie? Curious to know how they shot those amazingly cool action scenes? Here comes the movie magic
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Booted "Idol" contestant/attention whore Antonella Barba offered spokeswoman deal by adult DVD company
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(The Consumerist)
 
 
 
Burger King threatens to release a movie featuring the backstory for the King by the end of the year
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British illusionist hypnotizes woman, unhypnotizes her at staged car wreck as body of 'dead' woman who looks just like her is removed as cameras roll. Fox finally realizes there's a program even IT wouldn't air
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Thu March 08, 2007
(Some AA Guy)
 
 
 
Right now, Eddie Van Halen is in rehab
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MTV proves that yes, it can lower the bar even further, creates reality show looking for the new Menudo
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New photos of Jennifer Love Hewgebutt on the set of "Ghost Whisperer."
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(Movies Online)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does. Forrest Gump II
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dreamworks to bring Tintin to the big screen after 25 years. Sting reportedly seen digging through boxes of old sweaters
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(PhillyBurbs)
 
 
 
Soon-to-be-divorced columnist rates American Idol contestants on their "bang factor"
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(milkfat)
 
 
 
P. Diddy calls Björk over the phone. Hilarity ensues
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Artwork from "Heroes" to be auctioned off to benefit-- waaahalskdjnfoasidhoiasnl salklanunnininununuininuinskdnfoiasa wolaskdfsaoisanjfoisqsqqwawawawslskaown --epilepsy charity
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Outwit. Outlast. Outplay. Underpay. Imprison. Appeal
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner says one of his girlfriends once surprised him with 18 women for his birthday, but he could only handle 11 of them at the same time. He also said he's only bedded a little over 1,000 in his lifetime. Wilt the Stilt unimpressed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson says he wouldn't change a single thing about his career, steadfastly refuses to leave little boys behind
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(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Former porn star Candye Kane now a bawdy blues singer, after being rejected by country music for being non-Christian and, um, porny (with sfw pic)
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Entertainment columnist mocks David Spade's new sitcom's overuse of the laugh track. "If David Spade were that funny he'd still have a thriving movie career."
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Following in the true spirit of flaunting "destroyed Hollywood friendships," Hilary Duff AWing her new album's lyrics that tear into Nicole Richie. Cat fight, Round 2
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joe Simpson insists that as long as they can make him a buck, Jessica and Ashlee will never be in rehab like Britney
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bad: Pitching TV producers a show about a single dad raising two toddlers. Worse: The guy doing it is Cletus Federdouche. Fark: Insiders claim that producers are considering it because people are "intrigued about Kevin again"
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Scientists determine that cheaters never win. Except when playing video games. There cheaters make out like bandits
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera named Hollywood's hottest blonde. Submitter thinks the carpet should match the drapes for consideration in this category; however, after imagining that she probably doesn't have the carpet, it's time to clean up
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, child actors may be portraying contestants on new quiz show, "Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scientists prove that Connery was the best Bond. Here comes the double-O science
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Producer says live-action "GI Joe" movie will be a buddy film with Duke and... Action Man??? No Snake Eyes, Road Block or COBRA? Yeah, that's what the fans want
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Mr Humphries from "Are You Being Served?" has minced across the menswear department floor for the last time
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(NewsMax)
 
 
 
New York Times admits paying $2K for porn info. Don't they know it's cheaper to get the year-long subscription?
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(Some Eternal Guy)
 
 
 
"Naughty hottie" Sarah Silverman had sex with God on Comedy Central last night. To prove its endurance, network will "do it" again tonight. (SFW pics, link to video)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp's 7 year old daughter in serious condition
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(Time)
 
 
 
Not really news: Rosie O'Donnell being treated for depression. News: Because of Columbine. Fark: She hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. No explanation for the unquenchable thirst for human blood
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
New Jersey town whacks "The Sopranos" film permit. Mayor to be fitted for new concrete shoes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Movie fans still prefer the movie theater experience, according to the MPAA. Yeah, sure, everyone liked acne kids kicking the back of their seat and using their cell-phones at the movies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan to star in ABBA musical with Meryl Streep. No, really
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(SG News (Possibly NSFW)
 
 
 
Wil recounts the first time he met Captain Kirk, aka: William Farking Shatner(Site Not safe for work)
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Wed March 07, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Jared Leto breaks his nose in a failed stage dive, does he make a sound?
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(The Gothamist)
 
 
 
Columbia University students protest Matthew Fox as their graduation speaker because he is too much of a Hollywood beefcake. BEEFCAKE
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(Telegram)
 
 
 
Dude scores €15,000 grant from Spanish Government to make Catalan porn flicks. Boobies and Amusing have angry sex to decide who gets the story
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Truthiness" is no more: Wikipedia to seek proof of credentials from contributors
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
On May 15th, I'm gonna go listen to Linkin Park
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(Comedy Central)
 
 
 
"Suck my balls Saddam, stop wiggling." South Park on the cover of Rolling Stone
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British TV unveils new reality show where people are sent to a dump and forced to live on what they can scavenge from it. In its defence, the show is no worse than any of the other reality TV garbage that gets aired
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell says she began being treated for depression after the Columbine school shootings and hangs upside down for up to a half-hour a day to improve her mental state. Using 5000-pound test rope
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig has asked film bosses to cover up more of his 007 in his next James Bond movie
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton gets thrown out of a supermarket after attempting the ancient tribal ritual of asserting dominance via shopping cart
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace takes on her first acting role. Her diva-like dressing-room demands include special feed for the flying monkeys, no buckets of water backstage
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(Some Music Site)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown backs out of radio deal for his bail money. Captain N.F. Kidding seen flying from the station with a small bag o' crack
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ralph Fiennes in swimming pool scandal: Found frolicking with several naked ladies. Scandal? That rocks
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(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Female critic provides Rotten Tomatoes' first negative review of "300." Fanboy outcry, misogyny ensues
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Michael arrested after being found slumped over steering wheel of his car. No word on why the driver wasn't charged or why George was in the passenger seat
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter is the Paris Hilton of political coverage
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
The always secure and confident Tom Cruise plans to be on set EVERY SINGLE DAY as Katie Holmes shoots a new movie
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono still managing to piss off Beatles fans
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson thinks she looks like a boy. A curvy, voluptuous, beautifully sculpted boy
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(Metafilter)
 
 
 
Edward James Olmos does a bit of improv acting in recent "Battlestar Galactica" episode, destroys prop model ship in fit of rage. Turns out it wasn't a prop, it was a museum piece
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley to get married in Jodhpur. The city not the garment, although there's a good chance of a ride later
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kanye's managers say the $3900 curry story is a lie, hate black people
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(AP)
 
 
 
Ex-"American Idol" contestant Frenchie Davis would like to let everyone know that, yes, she IS an attention whore
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson wants the media to stop hounding Britney Spears, also has big boobs
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Looks like the next time Naomi Campbell sweeps down the catwalk it will be with a broom
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Steve "Captain America " Rogers: born July 4, 1917, died March 7, 2007
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Further dignifying the Anna Nicole saga, O.J. Simpson says he could be Baby Daddy due to his slow-moving sperm, then adds classy remark about the Goldmans seizing the baby
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(Actress Archives)
 
 
 
K-Fed shaves head to show support for Britney Spears. Lord please don't anyone take a picture of him getting out of a car wearing a kilt
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(Expatica)
 
 
 
Hard up TV channel to broadcast "masturbate-athon" for charity. Who gives a toss?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole kicks off her post-burial career with the possible surfacing of a sex tape -- hopefully filmed before her death
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Tue March 06, 2007
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scott Wolf and James Van Der Beek have signed on for ABC pilots that we can only assume will be 1998's coolest new shows
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Former President Bush: "I did not pat Terri Hatcher's butt." Former President Clinton: "...heh."
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Seven minutes of Spiderman 3 footage. Submitter just wet himself
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Slipknot singer: "One of the songs I like to warm up with is Billy Joel's 'She's Got A Way'. It's not too high and it's not too harsh"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Quentin Tarantino would have died for "Pulp Fiction." Some wish he would have
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton would be a lawyer working in the UK if she wasn't an actress
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(Definitive Guy)
 
 
 
The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame presents the definitive 200 Albums of All Time. List automatically invalidated because it doesn't include the critically acclaimed Brady Bunch Christmas album
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"It's an obvious fit. LL has been licking his lips for 20 years. They'll get to speak to people who normally would not pick up Chapstick"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Pantera named best band ever; easily beat out Led Zeppelin, Beatles, Doors, U2, Pink Floyd and The Rolling Stones to take the title. Bet you didn't even see it coming
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey done gone country
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(Chron)
 
 
 
"Spiderman 3" to premiere in Japan, probably due to the amount of tentacles in the previews
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone's pact with the devil has apparently run out (SFW)
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(MTV)
 
 
 
An open letter to J.J. Abrams
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Because no one demanded it, "Westworld" is being remade
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, people aren't falling over themselves to buy $3500 tickets to spend up to one minute with Michael Jackson at party
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
"300" expected to attract nerds and gay men
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Tom Green: "You can tune in to mainstream TV to see them talking about Anna Nicole Smith or tune in to my show and see someone worth watching"
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
New Shaq reality show to tackle childhood obesity. Wasn't "Shaq-fu" enough??
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Simon Cowell laying into Britney: "It's fashionable and indulgent to go to rehab... we've allowed you to feel sorry for yourself, so get a grip, STFU and GBTW"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Diddy hits on guy's girlfriend. Guy says to girlfriend, "We should leave." Diddy retorts with "I'll smack flames out your ass"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former hottie Salma Hayek eats one too many sammiches. There goes my chubby (with photo badness)
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Les Paul donates $50,000 to hometown museum and hospital. In other news, Les Paul still alive
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Court denies tax-exempt status to California group formed to fight "slavery of Hollywood celebrities"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Actress on "Coronation Street," which submitter offers as the best soap opera on TV in the entire history of the medium, has to hire bodyguard after fans confuse her with the murdering biatch she plays. You go Tracy, we know you didn't kill
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi Channel creating new "Flash Gordon" series. He'll save every one of us
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sir Alec "Obi-Wan Kenobi" Guiness' cloak from "Star Wars" to be auctioned
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Life Network becomes "Slice" and will offer women "guilty pleasure TV"
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(E! Online)
 
 
 
Rock-rap group Beastie Boys capture the elusive Sasquatch
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Mon March 05, 2007
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
In the fourth sign of the upcoming apocalypse, Jerry Springer named new host of NBC's "America's Got Talent"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fashion show hits the runway based on orthodox Jewish dress: "I was influenced by the modest Jewish attitude of dress, of not showing the body"
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
First review of the upcoming "Harry Potter & the Order of the Phoenix" (some spoilers)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why "24" isn't as good as you think it is. Just trust him, dammit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tobey Maguire hangs up his Spidey suit
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Actor Bob Hoskins is so frequently mistaken for Hollywood star Danny DeVito, he signs more autographs as DeVito than himself
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George Lucas talks "Star Wars" TV show. It'll be "smart-ass comedy with contemporary humor." Meesa canna wait, burrrpp
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(Derek Hail)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn flirts with Paris Hilton, herpes. (Some NSFW ads)
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"Heroes" creator Tim Kring says that each season will follow a new group of heroes, following a model more like "24" than "Lost"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Could "Heroes" and "Lost" end up having a super secret war crisis on infinite Earths crossover event? The truth is out there
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twenty-five years ago today, John Belushi died. Little chocolate doughnuts still without a spokesman
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British rapper Lady Sovereign begged sportswear giant Adidas to make her a bridesmaid's tracksuit, because she couldn't bear to wear a dress for her sister's wedding day
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Did James Cameron find Jesus? Submitter doesn't think so
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Video game industry is "maturing." Master Chief demands to know what his motivation is in this scene
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Good news: "I ditched my thong... now I'm strictly nude." Bad news: It's some rugby dude appearing on TV's "Dancing on Ice." (Link is SFW)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a first for the Supreme Court and NPR, Justice Stephen Breyer to be a guest on radio quiz show
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(Some Timelord)
 
 
 
All new episodes of "Doctor Who" to begin in just three weeks. Fans wet themselves in excitement but quickly hide the stain with their scarves
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
American public out of brain cells: "Wild Hogs" takes in $38 million at box office this weekend
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British band Coldplay working on new album. Promise it will sound exactly the same as all their other albums
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Penelope Cruz and Dame Helen Mirren celebrate prosthetic asses
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Tour company charges ¥20,000 for a golden shower. No, not that kind
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