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Sun December 10, 2006
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
If you, along with almost everyone else on the planet, didn't get Mulholland Drive, you have no prayer of getting Inland Empire. In fact, if you did get Mulholland Drive, you still have no prayer of getting Inland Empire
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(Daily India)
 
 
 
Courtney Love officially claims responsibility for Paris Hilton, Michael Richards, Jonbenet Ramsey, Limberger cheese and anything else that will get her any sort of attention
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(WND)
 
 
 
Pat Boone says we're all gonna burn because A&E is airing episodes of the Sopranos
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Actor plunges to death while "celebrating gaining a role in a production of Dario Fo's "Accidental Death of an Anarchist," in which the title character plunges to his death"
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(Darn Divorce)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg thinks the fact that he has slept with every hooker in Los Angeles has put a strain on his marriage
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
$55 for a bowl of mac and cheese
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage plans to cut back on acting, spend more time with his Amway network
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
David Crosby thinks his partying days are more interesting than Paris Hilton's
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Metallica claims to have returned to "Master of Puppets" vibe for new album, just like they said for the last few
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Former Spice Girl announces she'd rather throw herself from a plane than eat a kangaroo's testicle. Why does it have to be an either/or proposition?
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Stars in crappy cars (pics)
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Sat December 09, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Liz Hurley doesn't want to hang out with you if you're not famous; it's "too exhausting" she says, as she's about to marry some guy nobody's ever heard of
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dakota Fanning is almost a teenager. Still doesn't like boys. Check back in a few years
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Black owner of comedy club welcomes use of N-word. "Someone had to stand up for comics and freedom of speech has to rule the day."
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(Jackholes)
 
 
 
I have so few positive Rutger Hauer memories. Hollywood is about to dilute one of them with a remake of "The Hitcher."
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(Celeb Photo Direct)
 
 
 
"Singer" Mariah Carey is suing porn star Mary Carey over the likeness of names. Farkers likely to rally behind the Carey that made 'Double Air Bags 11' (pics)
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(RadarOnline.com)
 
 
 
The year in celebrity catfights
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bette Midler calls Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan "wild and woolly sluts". She obviously hasn't seen the upskirt pics
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Obligatory link about Lindsay Lohan embarrassing herself that submitter can't bring himself to provide a headline for
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(Google)
 
 
 
The violence-woshipping media that normally devours blood and guts and feeds it back to us in headlines is now criticizing the violence of 'Apocalypto'. Private Ryan unavailable for comment
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(Soft Serve News)
 
 
 
Hey, who done lit up the sky? Aurora Borealis Tonight
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(Whedon-skew)
 
 
 
Not news: Due to unforseen circumstances, exclusive Firefly convention is canceled. News: Firefly fans turn up anyway. Hero tag: And so do the actors
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(Wikipedia.org)
 
 
 
In a quest to make Numa Numa #1 internets meme evar, Newnuma.com offering $25K for best parody of said video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What ever happened to "The Scream"?
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(Survivor)
 
 
 
Survivor fans -- Is it just me, or does Becky look like an elf in her bio pic?
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
56 songs qualify for consideration for a nomination as Best Original Song at the Oscars next year, including Borat Sagdiyev's "O Kazakhstan"
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Fri December 08, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 reasons why Battlestar Galactica is doomed to fail
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Screech now wants to be known by real name, Dur T. Sanchez
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Taye Diggs regarding his naturally hairless legs: "It can be (nice) until you're 35 and want to feel like a man."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hall and Oates record a Christmas album. I can't go for that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First trailer for "Young Hannibal Lectors Chronicles" appears. Not in English, but it'll be silly in any language
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Reps: no wedding for Beyonce, Jay-Z. Not yours. Do not want
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(WWdN:iX)
 
 
 
Not content to destroy TechTV and Star Trek, G4 announces Star Trek: TNG 2.0
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Coming soon from the producer of The Da Vinci Code - Prodigal Son, the story of a woman who finds herself dating Jesus Christ returned to Earth, working as a carpenter at Ikea while waiting for Armageddon
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Aniston and Cox want to do a 'Friends' reunion while everyone's careers are in the tank
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lou Diamond Phillips sentenced to 200 hours of community service for forcing his girfriend to watch "Young Guns 2"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If you want to fark Kirstie Alley you have to wait six months
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff's daughters to star in their own reality show. Naturally, it will be all about their dad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To help her conceive a child, J-Lo is undergoing a potentially dangerous Scientology "cleansing process" that includes large doses of niacin and cooking oil
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell swears she's not going to leave "The View", buffet
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(just jared)
 
 
 
The problem with being a bag of antlers is that everyone thicks you're knocked up if you've just had more than a celery stick for lunch. Exhibit A: Jennifer Connelly
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(AP)
 
 
 
A judge is actually considering stopping the "Borat" DVD from being released because of the two drunk frat boys who got pwned in the film
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(People.com)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton pardons Jessica Simpson. And her boobies are bigger
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's 'friend' goes to the tabloids to save Lindsay from herself. "I've known Lindsay for the past two years, and she absolutely loves to get wasted. She makes Courtney Love look like a girl scout."
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(myfoxorlando.com)
 
 
 
Wesley Snipes arrested at Orlando Airport. Free advice: don't always bet on black
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
NYC hip-hop radio DJ shot 13 times. On the bright side, his street cred is bound to skyrocket
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert in the 1980s, wearing eyeliner, and performing his own composition - "Charlene (I'm Right Behind You)"
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(TV Squad)
 
 
 
The top nine moments on "The Colbert Report" in 2006
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 10 nude scenes of 2006 (SFW)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is Britney Spears, this is Britney Spears on drugs, any questions?
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
If you buy only one holiday decoration this year, it pretty much has to be this replica of Charlie Brown's Christmas tree
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(Mainichi Daily News)
 
 
 
Mysterious 20-year-old woman is being attributed with keeping alive one of Japanese entertainment's oldest tradition: eating live snakes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Tim Gunn, the genial metro-sexual mentor to the designers on "Project Runway," may not return for the U.S. TV reality show's fourth season
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The coolest movie trailer you will see all day (new link)
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Thu December 07, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Every gangsta needs a bulletproof grill
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(All Access)
 
 
 
Dick Clark begins auctioning off 28,000 square feet of memorabilia
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
George Lucas releasing Star Wars movies in HDTV. Unfortunately, he's also releasing the ones that suck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tyra Banks looking to adopt. In related news, submitter has decided to legally change birth certificate to list birthday as December 7, 2006
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The top books of 2006, according to Slate
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey beats out Paris Hilton for title of Hollywood's biggest party animal
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
And if you'd like my sexy daughter, Jessica, to be seen reading YOUR magazine in her next movie, just make a check out to me, Joe Simpson, for $10,000
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Kevin Nealon (stud muffin), wife (lingerie model) expecting a baby (future ruler of the universe)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Disney Broadway actor accused of showing a 15 year old Beauty his Beast
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(Mexia Daily News)
 
 
 
Americans think in catch phrases they picked up from TV and the movies, story at 11
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(Junkiness)
 
 
 
Today's "batshiat incoherent letter from Lindsay Lohan" story brought to you by Al Gore, Howard Hughes and education
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(BBSpot)
 
 
 
Nerds challenge Uwe Boll to a trivia contest. Finally something they can do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan injured after taking a steel-reinforced-table shot to the chest. Team 3D unimpressed
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Not so fast, Doogie: Lance and Reichen may not have broken up after all
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fantasia Barrino not happy that Jennifer Hudson beat her out for a role in "Dreamgirls": "I was a little hurt. I remember calling Jennifer. She picked up the phone and I said, 'Heifer, you took my part'"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a new post on her website, Britney Spears takes a moment to officially thank God for Victoria's Secret underwear
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bette Midler calls Britney Spears and Lindsay Hohan "wild and wooly sluts." She's just jealous though because nobody ever wanted to see her vagina
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(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Time to fire the agent: Clooney considers Bollywood film
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank wants to raise a couple of foals soon, is currently looking for a stud
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Giant Magazine)
 
 
 
"Hey man, is that Freedom Rock?" "Yeah, man!" "Well, turn it up, man!" The 50 greatest commercials of the 80s
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
First new movie theater in 60 years opens up in North Philadelphia. How do residents respond? If you said "by shooting each other," you are correct
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TomKat to have post-wedding party. This is one game of musical chairs you don't want to miss
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Black has a sweet tooth for young Hollywood starlets
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Need still another reason to hate Lars Ulrich? He just knocked up Connie Nielsen. Sad but true
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
From the How Could This Go Wrong Department: new reality show gives Jack Osbourne, Erik Estrada, and LaToya Jackson guns
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
When K-Fed shows up at a book party for "The Concise Guide to Sounding Smart at Parties" it turns out he's only there for free alcohol; which, in a way, is kinda smart
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mayans say Gibson movie portrays them as savages. In other news, there are still Mayans alive today, but not nearly as savage as the movie portrays
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Damon Wayans banned from the Laugh Factory after dropping N-bomb 15 times
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John says she's owed $1 million over unpaid royalties from the "Grease" soundtrack. Also claims the $4.12 check she got for royalties from "Xanadu" bounced
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx regrets joking that Oprah was a lesbian, and would like to apologize to offended lesbians everywhere
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani announces plan to develop and market her own scent. So if you were hoping to smell like Gavin Rossdale's hair gel and ballsack, today is your lucky day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yo ho, yo ho, $100 million in DVD sales in the first day of release for me
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(TV Squad)
 
 
 
The 10 mysteries on "Lost" that even the writers themselves cannot solve
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Heather Mills hopping mad after British Airways staff used a wheelchair rather than a buggy to take her to her flight
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Wed December 06, 2006
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The fourth horseman's pale steed whinnied and withdrew in terror: Paris Hilton plans to breed
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Yes, Virginia, Mel Gibson DOES own Malibu: Arresting officer has been reassigned, was interrogated for five hours after Gibson was booked -- and it only gets worse from there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Heeere's Johnny," Johnny Carson's introduction, ranked as the most memorable TV catchphrase. Submitter agrees it's hard to forget those words after watching The Shining
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(The Rad Report)
 
 
 
Oakland Police: Turn in gun, get Guns n' Roses tickets
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 5 TV game shows of all time
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn "grew apart." Apparently, banging some sorority chick while your girlfriend spends Thanksgiving alone qualifies as "grew apart"
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(One of seventeen percent)
 
 
 
From the "polling company getting results they're paid to get" department: 83 percent of Americans are satisfied with the current quality of films
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
The Cure's Robert Smith looking for a cure for writer's block, emo
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you play a midget in a Hollywood musical, your job perks include checking out Nicole Kidman's hoo-ha (second item)
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan has moved on to oxycodone. Just an FYI for those of you working on your 2007 dead pool
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Crappiest Xmas movies
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hershey to make a Reeses Cup with a banana-creme layer next year. Yeah, it's all about Elvis being dead
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro and Carmen Electra will remain friends after divorce; will paint each other's nails and giggle over boy talk on Friday nights
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' freeballing fashion sense and late-night party antics just might have earned her a visit from L.A. Department of Children and Family Services
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Company that manufactures plastic six-pack rings not happy over use of "yokes" in film "Happy Feet." Lists examples of movies where plastic six-pack rings capture bad guy, gets girl, saves Earth
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(AP)
 
 
 
Prolific Polish actor Leon Niemcyk... Neimczyk... Nieczyk.... Anyway, some old Polish actor you probably never heard of has died
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston has broken up with Vince Vaughn upon learning that he had a bad case of Vince Vaughn
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Renee Zellweger reveals her secret to staying thin. Won't reveal how she keeps such a pudgy face though
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Memo to models: Charles Barkley = former basketball player, Gnarls Barkley = musical duo who... ah, the hell with it, just let 'em dance with you, Charles
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Queen to record their first album in fifteen years. Your ears want Freddie
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Hollywood women say they are so busy they don't have time to shave their arm pits
source: news.scotsman.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Local bar folk singer sues Toby Keith for coincidentally having the brilliant idea of rhyming "boozers" with "losers"
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(Zap2It)
 
 
 
You're going to have to wait an extra hour for "Lost" when it resumes in February
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Because arriving at a school formal in a stretch limo is so last year, two Australian men are now selling rides in a tricked-out tank
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(Some Alive No. 5)
 
 
 
Hollywood to remake Short Circuit. Before you start complaining about them desecrating your childhood, remember that it's a Steve Guttenberg movie
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
"Harold and Kumar 2: Harold and Kumar Do America"
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Tue December 05, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beyonce's face is about to fall off. That's why she's going to marry Jay-Z ASAP
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Andy Dick -- apparently a subscriber to the "any publicity" theorem -- shouts, "You're all a bunch of 'n-word's" at L.A.'s Improv comedy club
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Calling Andrew Lloyd Webber the new Shakespeare is either a soup-to-nuts or your-face-and-my-ass comparison, but after hearing Lloyd Webber's work, the hypothetical "nuts-to-face" comparison must be given due consideration
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lost" runs and hides in attempt to lose "American Idol"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Pink and the Arctic Monkeys may put out an album together soon, which would enable us to not buy one terrible album instead of two
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tito Jackson, the least-crazy brother, wants to market the sound of David Gest snoring as a ringtone. Suddenly, that Crazy Frog thing doesn't seem so bad
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dr. Elliot from Scrubs is engaged, J.D. curled up in a fetal position in the on call room
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Taylor Hicks's debut album will feature four covers and two songs he released before he became American Idol. Meanwhile, the recording industry remains stumped as to why album sales are down
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Taylor Hicks learns the hard way that today's media will always take your words, stick them in a blender and make them come out to suit their needs, not yours
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(Local6)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett finishes chemotherapy. Doctors knew treatment was complete when both turkey pop-up thermometers indicated "done"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you're down with P, well then you're down with me. Bonus: Russian subtitles
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Review of Tim Burton's video for The Killers
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(WWdN:iX)
 
 
 
Wil reviews TNG's "Justice," AKA the one with the planet of naked horny aliens. Troi says, "I'm sensing a lot of boners, Commander"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Channel 4's alternative Queen's speech to be delivered by Muslim woman in a full veil. What could possibly go wrong?
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Fergie's "performance" at the Billboard Music Awards last night. Oh, the huge Black Eyed Pea
source: wwtdd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Early Show" anchor Rene Sylar departs show. Maybe she can help stop her brother from killing off mutants
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(AP)
 
 
 
AP's review of "Apocalypto" confirms the obvious: Mel Gibson is master of the epic snuff film
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(Some middle child)
 
 
 
Frankie Muniz turned 21 today. Submitter unsure how that's possible, was sure he was still 13
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
Burl Ives' "Holly Jolly Christmas" in a close battle with Nat King Cole's "The Christmas Song" for holiday radio supremacy. Elmo & Paty's "Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer" demand a recount
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The next tacky dress Beyonce wears may be white and have a veil
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The two most searched things on Yahoo for 2006 are Britney Spears and World Wrestling Entertainment. Also, for some reason, K-Fed
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy dumps Scary Spice, tells us what he wants, what he really really wants: blood test to prove baby's paternity
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do Jackie Chan and Ron Jeremy have in common?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unlike baseball, the Kennedy Center Honors does, in fact, have do-overs. Jessica Simpson to suck it again
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Connelly trashes her hotel room, blames baboons
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Hey, guys, Britney's wearing underwear (SFW pics)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Romeo & Juliet" in age of mobile phones
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(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Bollywood babe Aishwarya Rai being sued for kissing man in film, "conveying vulgarity"; suck it, libs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "I'm not appearing on Dancing with the Stars, i'm not washed up yet, ya know"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rip Torn provides us with the best mugshot EVER. w/pic of course
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Much o' Blige
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
The seventh seal has opened. Rachel Ray has a holiday album
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix' 1968 Stratocaster sells for $168,000 at auction. Other memorable items sold include lyrics in Bob Marley's handwriting, a never-released interview with John Lennon, and the toilet seats Elvis and Jim Morrison croaked on
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Kal Penn - yes, his character in Superman Returns could talk, and Harold and Kumar 2 is "definitely happening" and "starting filming at the end of January"
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
XM Radio announces plans to have a special Hanukah channel,playing your favorites of the holiday like "The Hanukah Song" by Adam Sandler, "I Have a Little Dreidel", and, um, are there any others?
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(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes may be releasing a duet of "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
British artist wins the Turner Prize for her groundbreaking painting style, in which "she starts each painting with no plan and the end result signifies nothing". And those are her words
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rip Torn gets ripped
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
Video
 
YouTube top 10 for 2006
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(Worldnetdaily)
 
 
 
A few days later, Gwyneth Palrow declares that she's proud to be an American. An ignorant, uncivilized, knuckle-dragging, fart-in-your-hand-and-take-a-whiff-of-it American
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In news sure to make his brown eye blue, Lance Bass breaks up with his boyfriend
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(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Starring on "Law & Order" influences dumbass actor to tie road flares to his chest and go on robbery spree
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Disney to return animated shorts to movie theaters, including new version of Goofy's "How To" series
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New cartoon program will portray Bush Administration officials as schoolchildren who torture cafeteria employees for serving falafel. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears showed some class by covering her vagina for her birthday party. Then she lifted her skirt for the paparazzi, of course
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Cedar Point, citing declining attendance, wants to extend summer vacation for Ohio school children. In other news, ticket prices have no effect on demand
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
David Letterman had 30 million reasons stay at CBS until 2010. Jay not leaving NBC was just one of them
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera drank so much alcohol at a London bar that she had to be carried out. On the brightside, she just earned herself a "TotalFark" honorary subscription
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Americans prefer a retarded penguin over a foreign spy for the third straight week
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Madonna and Guy Ritchie attending marriage counseling. The Obvious tag wants to adopt
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Analysts claim that DiCaprio's new movie will hurt diamond demand despite proof his films didn't affect retards, cruise ships, or 19th century gangs
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Max -- George Clooney's 300-pound potbellied pig -- is dead at 18. In other news, Clooney seen buying several cases of applesauce
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(Star Trip)
 
Video
 
Jordan and Peter Andre's "A Whole New World" video. MINE EARS MINE EARS Please God, make it stop
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Survey finds Simon Cowell second most popular man for women to fantasize about during sex. Suggested line for spicing up the bedroom: "No, no, no -- you're doing it all wrong; that was awful"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Garner claims she's in "disastrous shape and just dies looking in the mirror." Submitter would like to give a second opinion
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
TomKat cuts honeymoon aboard "The Arctic P" short; will take "Wagon Queen Family Truckster" next time
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(24hrs.ca)
 
 
 
Having grown tired of showing her vagina to the world, Britney Spears snatches up $3800 worth of underwear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe's temper finally gets the most important woman in his life to abandon him. And no, it's not his wife
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling to write memoir. "It Pays To Have A Rich Daddy" expected to be a best-seller amongst the trust-fund set
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson flubs song and runs off stage at Kennedy Center Honors. What would Ashlee Simpson do?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
India lawyer files obscenity lawusit against stars of recent Bollywood film. Their offense? They kissed on camera. Ron Jeremy too busy laughing hysterically to comment
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Britney Spears should lose custody of her children because she doesn't wear panties
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(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline pitching a reality show. Proposed titles: "Smokin' and Chillin," "The K-Fed Slanty Hat Hour" and "The Amazing Dirtbag"
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(AP)
 
 
 
Sissy Spacek celebrates women in speech with a speech incomprehensible to everyone except NASCAR fans
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fans looking to hold Harry Potter-themed convention in Chicago in 2008. Plans to have Quidditch match at Soldier Field if they can figure out how to make brooms fly
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Clooney blames himself for Devito's drunken antics. Also apologizes for being so damned sexy
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish firm wants to pay for every student in Scotland to see "An Inconvenient Truth"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with poker pro Daniel Negreanu
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne vowed to bare her boobies on TV if contestant advances on show. Which happened. Consider yourself warned
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's 'Dark Side of the Moon' named Australia's number one favourite album
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