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Sun November 19, 2006
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(Riding Sun)
 
 
 
Japan DVD of Pixar's "Cars" lets you change road signs to Japanese, fuse all characters into giant robot
source: ridingsun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Boomers are sick and tired of television shows catering to the young people on their lawns
source: theglobeandmail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Leonardo DiCaprio donates money to African orphange, says he's not ready to be a father
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(94)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Tom Cruise is 5'7 and Katie is 5'9", why does Tom look 2 inches taller in the wedding photo?
source: platypus-society.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Top 100 albums ever, no Pink Floyd on it. Since it's from all genres, submitter wasn't so upset about this, then saw Eminem and Kanye West are on it instead
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(159)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
K-Fed has been reduced to buses and window shopping
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Some local indie record stores still surviving in era of big box outlets and online music
source: sanluisobispo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leave it up to Victoria's Secret to give everyone an early Christmas present by way of a bra and panties fashion show (pics)
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(22)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What happened to Pierce Brosnan's and Robin Williams' careers? And more importantly, who thought this would be a good idea?
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(29)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Gossip columnists now predicting the demise of the great American actor
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dumbass fans regularly mistake Elijah Wood for Tobey Maguire
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(16)
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why wasn't Spock's character referred to as "Commander Spock" instead of "Mr. Spock"?
source: tk421.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 


Sat November 18, 2006
(Sweet Juniper)
 
 
 
"A Horse Named Paul Revere," a children's book by The Beastie Boys
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(33)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson voted "least powerful, least inspiring, least intriguing" person in Hollywood
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal claims he was born clairvoyant and is "a healer." No word if he'll heal the damage to your wallet caused by shelling out 10 bucks to his last craptastic movie
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise ties the knot on Katie Holmes' noose
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
If several Fox affiliates were to actually kill their local broadcast of O.J.'s interview, this is how they'd do it
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(85)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Holy washed-up career, Batman... Val Kilmer now signing autographs at comic book shows with Adam West and that chick from Three's Company who's not Suzanne Somers
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(36)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Caption a special toast to Tom and Katie on the day of their big fat Italian wedding
source: thetrack.bostonherald.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(104)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
10 entertainment stories more worthy of discussion than TomKat's wedding
source: blogs.tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's friends are worried: "At the rate she's going, I would be surprised if she lived past the age of 22"; that's one-quarter Abe Vigoda, in Fark terms
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(32)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
A happy 38th birthday to you and your nose, Owen Wilson
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(9)
 
(Human Events)
 
 
 
The news media are trying to save you from yourself
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(4)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New book "Bisexual's Guide to the Universe" tracks which celebs swing both ways (samples in article); could have saved several forests just listing which celebs do NOT
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Professors study Kurt Cobain's suicide, suggest it benefited society economically
source: education.guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hollywood agents chasing down YouTube "artists"
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
The lengths they're going to promote the new bond movie is just ridiculous
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kazakh newspaper declares "Borat" best movie of the year. Populace looks forward to seeing it once it's out on VHS
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(15)
 


Fri November 17, 2006
(randr.com)
 
 
 
Clear Channel runs same broadcast on two radio stations in same market. Still wonders why people keep buying these 'ex-em' thingerdoos
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(31)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
Brits have a new pet that may rival cats and dogs. It has a penis AND a vagina behind its head. Sorry Yanks, it's illegal in America. Boobies and weeners tags give up
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(64)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas ... like marrying George Clooney's wax look alike
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
George Takei to guest star on "Heroes"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Gorgeous)
 
 
 
O.J. Simpson was considered for the role of the Terminator, but the producers feared he was "too nice" to be taken seriously as a cold-blooded killer
source: gorgeousmag.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(thisislondon)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan cutting her wrists, writing poetry on LiveJournal
source: thisislondon.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(chud.com)
 
 
 
Remember that slab of meat that Rocky pounded on for training? Me neither, but it has its own action figure
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Clooney speaks candidly about Matt Damon in a Speedo
source: celebritysilliness.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog becomes honorary member of Las Vegas PD's K-9 unit, for me to poop on
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(C&V)
 
 
 
New "Harry Potter 5" Pics including one showing Lord Voldemort at the bottom of a swimming pool
source: celluloidandvinyl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
`We can use your image worldwide, forever' and other interesting tidbits from the Borat waiver form
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Mania.com)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Remake of John Carpenter's remake of "The Thing" coming soon
source: mania.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
"If I see Borat, I will kill him with my own hands" and other raves from Romanian movie critics
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(C&V)
 
 
 
Joey Lawrence's Career Is "Whoa-thless". Here's the photo/video mongtage why
source: celluloidandvinyl.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Tina Fey rips into Paris Hilton. "Close up she actually looks like a transvestite." Future Fark headline -- "Transvestites demand immediate retraction from Tina Fey"
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New "Harry Potter" movie poster sure to give Muggle children nightmares
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears may be trying to reconcile... with Justin Timberlake. And tonight we're going to party like it's 1999
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sly Stallone, 60, on his mother's age: "According to her she's 61. All I can say is, it must have been a difficult birth"
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(5)
 
(FHM (US))
 
 
 
The Doors co-founder says LSD "opened doors of perception"
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan likes kissing the ladies
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(24)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Casino Royale reviewed by the gayest reviewer since Rex Reed
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(20)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Salon picks Stephen Colbert as the sexiest man living
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sophia Loren proves she's still sexy at 71. Seriously. With SFW picture goodness
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(241)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll never guess which giant whore is going forward with the latest "Borat" lawsuit
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
For those people who are too lazy and stupid to read comes __________ for Dummies, the television series
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(43)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Does being Scottish make you immune to liver disease? One celebrity thought so, until it was too late
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's useless James Bond article brought to you by Slate. This time, we're discussing whether or not the "license to kill" actually exists. You're welcome
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Catholics angered by hot new schoolgirl photobook. "Only well-heeled members of the cultural elite can afford such trash. Either that, or the whole affair is being underwritten by Rosie O'Donnell"
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(28)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
1. Forge George Clinton's signature to give yourself the copyrights to his music. 2. Ruin hip hop; sue people who sample Clinton's music. 3. Profit
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(73)
 


Thu November 16, 2006
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Heidi Fleiss hires convicted rapist Mike Tyson to be her "big stallion" at her new brothel for women. What could possibly go wrong?
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(211)
 
(celeb slap)
 
 
 
Divorce has a geeky side to it: Britney Spears and K-Fed deleted each other off their myspace friends list
source: celebslap.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(87)
 
(monsters and critics)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise gains 15 pounds. Guess he really is packing fudge
source: people.monstersandcritics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
MSNBC lists their favorite rock guitarists, which is sort of like Jessica Simpson listing her favorite elliptical functions
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
After ripping into FHM, Ashley whips out her Judds on the cover of Marie Claire
source: celebritysilliness.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Porn Mogul: Britney's sex tape will "smash Paris Hilton's sales like an Oreo cookie."
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes' wedding menu is so top secret that a million dollar contract was signed with the restaurant to keep it secret. Scientologist placentas for everyone
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
From the news that never fails to disappoint department: Christina Aguilera plans her sexies, raunchiest tour ever
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Gay outings are a product of gossip culture, gay sex
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
K-Fed sets his champagne and caviar down long enough to leave Britney a nice love message
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
List of Top Ten Sexiest Canadian Men. Submitter surprised to find that a) he's not on the list and b) Jack Bauer only hit #5
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Noted political scientist and American government scholar Scarlett Johannson blasts President Bush. The Sun is there
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen lands role in next Tim Burton film... gee, bet you can't guess what actor and actress will star in it
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(22)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
After his last few movies tanked, M. Night Shyamalan admits that his ideas just aren't that interesting anymore. Naw... he fired his agents instead, since it was obviously their fault
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Angelina protected from latest threat: small Indian children
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Thousands of people attempting to vote for Mario Lopez on Dancing with the Stars instead ended up talking to a woman on her cellphone in Grandview, MO
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(43)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
David Gest pitches a tantrum when hotel can't get him zebra milk, rejects offers of cow, goat, sheep, and soya. The Sun is there
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(104)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Showtime greenlights third season of its lazy-ass good-for-nothin' pothead comedy
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opening credits of every 007 movie ever released (until tomorrow)
source: cityoffilms.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Reuters runs story about Alice Cooper's "new" addiction of golf. You know, the one he talked about twenty years ago
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
My name is 'lil' Earl: sitcom star confirms pregnancy
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Derek Jeter is dating Jessica Biel. A-Rod devastated
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Sacha Baron Cohen gives first ever interview on Borat out of character, says the joke is not on Kazakhstan but on the people who believe the Kazakhstan he describes could actually exist
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(261)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan, others gather for World Music awards show. With creepy-as-fark pic of the thriller himself
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(20)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Britney's packing up the trailer, puttin' it on the market
source: www.tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If you're reading this headline, it's a slow newsday folks: Timberlake "disses" Janet Jackson and "totally rags" on her in his new song. Oh yeah, he went there
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Nerds riot while camping outside in anticipation of the newest PlayStation 3. They reportedly ran out of Mountain Dew, Doritos, and there was something about problems with "sloppy seconds" and "inflatable girlfriends" whatever that
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(145)
 
(Giant Magazine)
 
 
 
Heroes Kicks Lost's Ass: And Here's Why
source: giantmag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(71)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Cocaine discovered in Hollywood stools. One last time: it's supposed to be taken nasally
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Video
 
New "Rocky Balboa" trailer released. Suprisingly, submitter likey
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(78)
 


Wed November 15, 2006
(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
The all-time biggest selling album in Britain is Queen's Greatest Hits. The Rolling Stones, Sting, the Sex Pistols and Bob Dylan do not have a single album in the top 100
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(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sad: Michael Jackson backs out of singing Thriller. Stupid: Decides to sing 'We are the World' instead. Amusing: Microphone cuts out after the chorus line is sung
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(b3ta)
 
 
 
Bottom Ten Cartoon Cats
source: thekittenchannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Poignant moment during Glasgow U2 show: Crowd falls silent while Bono rhythmically claps hands, and announces every time he claps, an African child dies. Until Scotsman in front row roars, "Well stop f***ing doing it then"
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(178)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN calls Taye Diggs new show a cross between "24" and "Groundhog's Day." Unlikely tag seems woefully inadequate
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(44)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin claims she's on the road for months at a time so she could "live in a nice house." I'm sure the whole "not being able to attract a husband thing" has nothing to do with it
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lost" actress not gay, but her girlfriend is
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Just in time for Christmas: Zune isn't compatible with Vista. Take that, Apple
source: blogs.zdnet.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(60)
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
LOTR nerds, get ready to dust off that wizard hat: MGM to make two "Hobbit" films, only one based on the book
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Junkiness)
 
 
 
Fergie: "Singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can't sing, it's kind of like insulting God"
source: junkiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
After a tight race with Brad Pitt, *yawn* People magazine once again names *yawn* George Clooney 'sexiest *yawn* man alive'
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes finds Victoria Beckham's "dietary rules" too hard to follow. "Dietary rules" sounds much better than "eating disorder"
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Blaine's latest stunt to take place in... wait for it... Times Square
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Outkast star goes solo. No, not the talented one
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
007 to M: I'm stuck to my chair. I'm so very scared. Help
source: suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian theatre troop stages protest on 400th anniversary of first North American play because of its racist plot, plans even more relevant protest of Catholic church's treatment of Galileo for 2016
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(11)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
K Fed drafts up his own divorce papers which include "today I'm a free man ladies look out", "fark a wife" and "give me my kids biatch"
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(263)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
ABC to feature unaired upcoming "Lost" episode footage during commercials in new series "Daybreak." Obviously this means "Daybreak" sucks and they need a gimmick to get you to watch it
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(138)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell faces jail if she doesn't show up in court today. Submitter would make a joke about 'PMIT Supermodel Ass Prison' but he's afraid the pic in article would grab him by the neck and beat him to death with a cell phone
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(80)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today's Fed-ex mockery: now that Britney's shut down his money supply he's going to restaurants that will comp him a meal, packing extra food and drinks to take with him; Amusing tag to place, Obvious tag to show
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Renee Zellweger has trouble eating on the set of her movie, saying that eating saps her creative energies
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Bono wins legal battle to get his pants back
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(The Economist)
 
 
 
How Seven of Nine gave rise to Obama, not to mention the pants of male fans
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(45)
 
(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Nicolas Cage to appear in Virgin Comics' film adaptation of "The Sadhu." Cage plays a soldier who time-travels back to colonial India, where he becomes a spiritual warrior and washed up actor
source: washingtontimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Madonna to Brangelina: "You don't know the history of charity work, I do"
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Celebrity porn peddler offers $100 million for Spears sex tape. In other news, Britney changes new project name to "Don't Call It Coming On My Back"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Some Decepticon)
 
 
 
From the "I Love The 80s" files, Pepsi Optimus Prime promotion being brought back (w/ pics)
source: tfsource.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera expresses disappointment in her first year of marriage to weaselly music executive. In other news, weaselly music executives still give a big thumbs-up to banging hot sluts like Christina Aguilera
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Top ten Bond film deaths excluding any Timothy Dalton's career, and the near sinking of the franchise
source: movies.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Not news: Man builds custom guitar. News: It's for Ted Nugent. Fark: It has a built-in handgun
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(28)
 
(Buzzle.com)
 
 
 
While the world watches the finale of "Dancing with the Stars," a quick reminder of why Mario Lopez ain't the greatest thing since sliced tortillas
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(17)
 


Tue November 14, 2006
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ric Romero's latest stunning discovery: Most American Idol finalists disappear after losing on the show
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(18)
 
(TVSquad.com)
 
 
 
Wil reviews the TNG episode, "Lonely Among Us." That'd be the one where Picard jumps into the energy cloud. No, the other one
source: tvsquad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(54)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle cancels performance at comedy festival for no apparent reason
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson takes Kid Rock out of her mouth long enough to comment about Denise Richards and her laptop toss
source: fametastic.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Leo DiCaprio, Will Ferrell and Jay-Z named GQ Men of the Year. Katie Holmes gets honorable mention for Best Beard
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
News report reports that reporters are planning to report on the Tomkat wedding. It's not news, it's AP
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Woman writes book about sexual trysts with Allen Iverson, Jay-Z and Nas. Inadvertently buys box of defective condoms that set Nas' private parts on fire
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Renee Zellweger calls Kenny Chesney the "biggest mistake" of her life
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(30)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
When Jimmy Buffet's not making music, he's pursuing his other favorite pastime: Suing people
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(35)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
RIAA president not happy with proposed changes to fair-use laws. Obvious tag goes nuclear
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(91)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey trying to hook up with another blonde with big boobies to help support his "career"
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(10)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
New Bond beauty Eva Green is very self-conscious but has no problem stripping for her film roles
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(16)
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Posters for new show by a black comedian banned for using the N word. Please
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(13)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Top 10 Bond gadgets. 007, please do be careful
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(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cat Stevens releases first album since he switched to Islam. Album set to bomb in West
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jude Law dumps Sienna Miller because "she was just too wild for him"
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(17)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Certain groups" of men think a certain insurance mascot is quite sexy. Hint: Not the AFLAC duck
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(57)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mother of Michael Jackson's latest accuser is guilty of $8600 in welfare fraud
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(9)
 


Mon November 13, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Say hello to my little videogame sales chart
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(25)
 
(celeb slap)
 
 
 
Random pedestrians paid cash to pretend to be Kevin Federline's fans
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(22)
 
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise arrives in Italy sans Katie Holmes for their wedding -- her winding mechanism needed service
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dan Rather is back on TV faster than a polecat to a henhouse, but most Americans can't watch, which makes them hotter than a Times Square Rolex
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(10)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
A guide to every reference from last night's episode of "Family Guy," because explaining jokes makes them funnier, right?
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(39)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera is disappointed with the first year of marriage, was counting on more grime and urine
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(17)
 
(ew.com)
 
 
 
Last Latin representative in "Survivor" outperforms beefier men in physical challenges, becomes favorite among show's fans. Then a video of him having sex with two chicas surfaces (fourth item down)
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(94)
 
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Actor is in awe of sharing stage with Molly Ringwald, rejects claim she is just... void
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(15)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson would choose a movie role over boyfriend Josh Hartnett, maybe even a bundt cake
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Posh Spice wouldn't let her hubby hang out with Snoop Dogg: "She said something about my reputation - but I wasn't going to introduce him to any girls. I think Mrs Beckham just misread my reputation."
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(9)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Duran Duran apparently decided their new album doesn't suck enough already, so they brought in Justin Timberlake to increase the suck quotient
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(23)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Federline's latest money-making scheme: Selling surveillance footage of paparazzi from a camera installed on his car
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the Saturday Night Live fan who has seen SNL in person 528 times and counting, camping out for standby tickets every Friday night. He's been to more shows than anyone but announcer Don Pardo
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(33)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lawyers estimate that Cletus cost Britney Spears over $45 million. Guinness Book of World Records to induct him as the most expensive piece of shiat ever
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(33)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan caught on tape calling Paris Hilton a see you next Tuesday (w/video)
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(50)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
They skipped the light fandango, turned cartwheels 'cross the floor, faced off before another judge, to decide who owns the song
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(20)
 
(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))
 
 
 
Actor Greg Pitts can't figure out why showing his "Oh face" to casting directors keeps causing them to lose his phone number after promising "Thanks, we'll call you"
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(12)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Jacko to celebrate Christmas 2006 in Japan at $3400/person party. And he won't even sing
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(9)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
From the home office in LA, Top 10 celebrities who received threatening letters containing white powder: No. 10: Jon Stewart. No. 9: David Letterman
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(66)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Borat star Sacha Baron Cohen was beaten up by a passer-by after he tried to play a prank as his alter ego. He was rescued by actor pal Hugh Laurie after Hugh thought about it for a few days
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(347)
 
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Ultraman turns 40 this year
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(21)
 
(retroCrush)
 
Video
 
"Crumbelievable" and other pop songs ruined by TV commercials
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(46)
 
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The Simpsons movie trailer
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(80)
 

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