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Sun October 08, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
HGTV Dream House not what it was cracked up to be. Tom Hanks, Shelley Long seen nodding knowingly
source: money.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(97)
 
(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie's bodyguard is tired of being photographed
source: pr-inside.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(bizofshowbiz)
 
 
 
The coming wacky, crazy world of online TV channels
source: bizofshowbiz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff has reached 3 in the UK charts, apparently many Germans were on holiday in the UK this week
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes proves the existence of the time-space continuum
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart thinks Paris Hilton will eventually grow out of her self-obsession
source: fametastic.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(The Trades)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause
source: the-trades.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(People.co.uk)
 
 
 
TV actress says she's baffled by all the lesbian fan mail after her hot lesbian jailhouse sex scene
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake wants to quit making music; he's tired of the girls tearing his clothing off, the performing onstage, the bottles of pee thrown at him
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie says that she wants more love scenes with women so she can talk with them about shopping and such
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(The Student Operated Press.)
 
 
 
The Top 9 Reasons to Become an Evil Villain
source: thesop.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Times-Leader)
 
 
 
Jack Palance, 87, will sell at auction a lifetime collection of neat stuff in PA
source: timesleader.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Her son became famous for "Running with Scissors" and telling the world she was a crazy monster. But she loves him still
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Sammich)
 
 
 
Victoria: "I've got so much saggy skin on my stomach and I've got no bum at all. I might fit into jeans but, trust me, I look really awful naked"
source: inthenews.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Just watched Star Trek Wrath of Khan on TV. Apprently, a Starfleet scientific research vessel can detect minute life on a planet, but can't detect 12 or so human beings
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(69)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The Big Band covers Zappa, latest CD "Take Your Clothes Off When You Dance" is fitting tribute indeed
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Steve Irwin gets potentially-extinct turtle named after him
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hoff goes on a toe-sucking, bum-grabbing rampage
source: people.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson admits women sometimes turn him down
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
1000 ways to open a beer
source: funny-town.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(61)
 
(daily progress.com)
 
 
 
Want to be drawn into an episode of "The Family Guy"? Just be the high bidder on it at the Virginia Air Museum's fundraiser
source: dailyprogress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
Kermit's flying through the air, and it's not from a Miss Piggy karate chop this time: Muppets to teach in Afghanistan about landmine safety
source: csmonitor.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Puny Human)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about the Hulk * but were afraid to ask
source: hulknews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jack Osbourne pisses away career with David Hasselhoff by his side
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 


Sat October 07, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Some stupid Klingon paid $500K for a 72" model of the Enterprise, (from the Next Generation series, no less). Submitter hates Trekkies
source: customwire.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(183)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Why The Big Lebowski is a cult classic
source: online.wsj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(36)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
New Tolkien book to be published. Christopher Tolkien seen holding paycheck, muttering "My precioussss"
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning is so completely boring that I was stunned to learn that it was only 84 minutes long"
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
The return of the Playboy Bunnies at the new Playboy Club in Vegas; let's hope they start multiplyin' like, well, you know
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise sues over unauthorized use of image on sex toy. Somewhat Not safe for work article
source: pugbus.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Patrick Duffy stars in English pantomime of 'Cinderella'
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with Terry Gilliam about his strange new film, and how he expects people to walk out on it
source: chud.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Bantha Fodder)
 
 
 
George Lucas rapes your wallet yet again: 30th Anniversary Star Wars box set to be released next year with all six films
source: theforce.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(177)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Two more guys step in the "I'm the father of Anna Nicole's baby" line. No word on when they'll all go on Maury to sort it out
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Time asks Rupert Murdoch ten Fair and Balanced questions
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Harry Potter - pampered jock, patsy, fraud
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MiceAge)
 
 
 
Disneyland to ditch Tom Sawyer Island for more Johnny Depp audio-animatronics. "it was obvious these were characters no one under the age of thirty knew much about" (second story)
source: miceage.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jamie Lee Curtis is done with acting. Picture in article might be the reason
source: hosted.ap.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Martha Stewart claims she still doesn't know why she went to jail
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(DVD Talk)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, 'Employee of the Month', might not get an Oscar nomination
source: dvdtalk.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
16 year-old actress Keisha Castle-Hughes, nominated for Best Actress for The Whale Rider, is pregnant. Apparently has ridden more than just a whale
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(hollywood reporter)
 
 
 
Tower Records being liquidated, Mega Going out of business sale starting saturday. End of an era
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Independent)
 
 
 
People who look like celebrities in almost as much demand as the celebrities themselves. This headline brought to you by a dead ringer for Steve Buscemi
source: news.independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 


Fri October 06, 2006
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
The special effects are terrible, the plot lines are riddled with holes, but the straight to DVD B-horror movies finally have their own film festival
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" season premiere discussion thread. Mother FRACKER
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(674)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Charlie hates working with cast of "Lost" because they're all complaining back-stabbers. They just can't believe you're dating Kate, silly hobbit
source: people.monstersandcritics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Actor who voiced Dobby confirms that the house elf won't be in next Harry Potter film. (This story is for all the eight-year old farkers)
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(7)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In case you hadn't heard, Battlestar Galactica, the best thing to happen to television since the cathode ray tube, has its season premiere tonight on SciFi
source: buzz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Tina Yothers says "I'm ready to wear a bikini"
source: people.aol.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(dnaindia.com)
 
 
 
Danish TV channel shows video depicting Mohammad as beer-drinking camel. What could possibly go wrong?
source: iht.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has ripped into husband Kevin Federline in a new song inspired by tigers
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
42-year old Elle MacPherson now says plastic surgery is probably OK, forget all that stuff I was saying when I was younger
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Iggy Pop's concert rider deemed the funniest ... and most bizarre ... in concert history
source: thesmokinggun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Movie Buff)
 
 
 
Ten "chick flicks" men don't have to be afraid of. Just in time for Sweetest Day
source: kajatm.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(302)
 
(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
Clear Channel launches the "search for the next progressive radio star." First challenge: Define what "progressive" means in today's world of corporate radio
source: radioandrecords.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Is... that... your final... answer? Captain Kirk to host "Millionaire" rip-off
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Cracked Magazine)
 
 
 
8 most insane moments in pro wrestling
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(58)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Wastin' away again in Toulon-Hyèresville: Jimmy Buffett caught with 100 ecstasy tabs at French airport, released
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake isn't marrying Cameron Diaz because he wants their sex life to last longer. "We like having sex. Why would we want to ruin a good thing?"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson gets closer to nervous breakdown as her star starts to fall. Or her boobs. Either one
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Shakira to build school in Colombian hometown. The facade is pretty scary, the drapes are two-tone, and the rear is disproportionately large
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
NBC picks up "Heroes" for a full season, garbage disposals be damned
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Crazy old Asian lady claims she was John Lennon's first Asian lover, paving the way for Yoko Ono (with sexy picture)
source: news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Etacovda)
 
 
 
Miss Cleo comes out of the closet. For $5.99 a minute, she'll tell you who she's screwed besides countless dopey customers
source: advocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
George Lucas announces "Indiana Jones 4" is a go, will be released shortly after "Howard the Duck Forever" and "Close Encounters 2: Extraterrestrial Boogaloo"
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 


Thu October 05, 2006
(IGN)
 
 
 
The Browncoats fight no more: "Serenity 2" is dead
source: filmforce.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(62)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New "Fantastic Four" movie to feature battle between Silver Surfer and Galactus
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel shows us that she can bend her body in amazing ways and yet kick our asses (with tons of pics)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie still starved for love, splits with latest boyfriend
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(WNBC)
 
 
 
Woman says her dog ate her "winning" Powerpoint ticket. Still no cure for stupidity
source: wnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Snow Patrol is the first band from the UK to hit the Top 5 of the Billboard Top 100 in 13 years. For some perspective on how long its been, the last band was Duran Duran
source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(dose.ca)
 
 
 
"24" actor not thrilled by the whole assassination and no-longer-getting-paid-a-whole-lot-of-money thing
source: dose.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Ryan Phillipe thinks he cool because he got wasted with Shirley MacLaine. I guess Bea Arthur had a prior engagement
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson will join Roseanne Barr and Sharon Osbourne on the Halloween edition of "The Tonight Show," marking the first time he won't be the scariest person in the room
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
The good news: George Lucas will not make any more movies. The bad news: He's going to make TV shows, lots of them
source: filmforce.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The Killers try to "bring back" rock, but not all critics are onboard. Especially those that have listened to their new album
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tara Reid reaches a new Hollywood low: Her next movie going straight-to-AOL
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
R. Lee Ermey says Stanley Kubrick told him "Eyes Wide Shut" was a "piece of shiat" and was ruined by Cruise and Kidman. Maggot unavailable for comment
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(55)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Damage your keyboard seriously with this game
source: gameshot.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(88)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Prince offers strippers double their wages to stop dancing. "No-one knows why he comes here. He doesn't drink, doesn't like the music and now doesn't like the dancers."
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(156)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
One legged man playing DDR. Up next, the ass kicking contest
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Ft. Wayne News Sentinel)
 
 
 
Know more stats about Eva Longoria than Terrell Owens? Maybe the Tabloid Fantasy League is for you
source: fortwayne.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"In a career spanning four decades, Aerosmith has survived heroin addiction, motorcycle wrecks, evil women and treacly pop ballads.."
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(13)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Reports that Madonna adopted a boy from Malawi are false. She instead claims that she is adopting an "entire country of children"
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Cynical Comedian)
 
Video
 
Once again George Carlin cuts through the bullshiat and tells you how it is in America
source: documentaries.ws   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(95)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actress Tamara Dobson (Cleopatra Jones) gets drop kicked by MS and pneumonia at 59
source: biz.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 passion cars
source: planetgonecrazy.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Organization deems Paris Hilton a "celebutard," Posh Spice a "tanorexic," and anyone with excess belly fat a "muffintop"
source: news.sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Some Wikilist)
 
 
 
If the last 20 years are an indication, more proof that Hollywood is fresh out of ideas
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 15 movie mistakes (with photo evidence)
source: jokaroo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(257)
 


Wed October 04, 2006
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Who's Line: Alien SFX attack
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Blinky Productions)
 
 
 
Blue Beetle and Booster Gold tell America's kids "Don't Smoke"
source: blinky-productions.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Europe holds design "Oscars." Trust me, these are some damn odd creations
source: businessweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(2)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Top 10 Jack Nicholson scenes
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Variety.com)
 
 
 
NBC is figuring out viewers like "People Who Do Stuff" over "People Who Talk About Stuff"
source: variety.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Official "Lost" season premiere discussion thread. LGT EW's handy primer
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(458)
 
(Some Smirking Guy)
 
 
 
Calista Flockhart thought a creepy old dude was sleeping in her car. Turns out to be her geriatric boyfriend, Harrison Ford. Police say that he was not touching his own wookie
source: ecanadanow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Maggie Gyllenhaal aand Peter Sarsgaard aannounce the birth of their new daaughter
source: hollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fergie admits that while she was on meth, she would go out and party, then stop by Home Depot and do some renovations on her house
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher slept with a nerd to bag Star Wars role. "I slept with some nerd. I hope it was George [Lucas]"
source: news.sawf.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Horseface Guy)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling confirms she will birth a foal in the paddock next year
source: hollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan turns down working with Sly Stallone in the movie Rambo 4: First Blood Drawn at the Nursing Home
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Castro, West Hollywood and Greenwich Village will be empty this weekend. Cher is having a garage sale
source: dir.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Derek Hail)
 
 
 
Shanna Moakler punches Paris Hilton in the face, gets shoved down a flight of steps
source: derekhail.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The price of dumping Cletus is $10,000,000
source: news.sawf.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff gives financial advice to teens. Because most teens have mortgages, eight-figure bank accounts and limitless credit cards
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(andPOP)
 
 
 
"Trailer Park Boys: The Movie" to hit theatres. For you non-Canucks, think "Strange Brew" meets "Hee-Haw"
source: andpop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pioneering porn "Deep Throat" is picked as one of the top 100 landmark films of all times, ranked with "Citizen Kane" and "Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs"
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Children made such an adorable fashion accessory for Angelina, so Madonna is going to accessorize too
source: myfoxhouston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Trey Parker and Matt Stone dropped acid and dressed in drag for the 2000 Oscars
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(56)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
For those interested in that sort of thing, Hasbro now makes "Halloween exclusive" My Little Pony dolls
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Elton John teams up with Bath & Body Works on new line of candles. Are they supposed to be all bumpy like that?
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(16)
 
(FP Passport)
 
 
 
Yes, Kevin Smith even pisses people off in Iraq
source: blog.foreignpolicy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(TV Squad)
 
 
 
He may write about bizarre things, but Stephen King abhors Nancy Grace just like the rest of us
source: tvsquad.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Some Karaokiers)
 
Video
 
Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips and Rufus the Puppet sing duet on "We Built This City"; still sucks less than the Starship version
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(15)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Five things about "Transformers." Fails to include fact that movie is being filmed in Detroit because they won't have to digitally enhance it to look like a completely destroyed Los Angeles
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(22)
 
(Monsters and Critics)
 
 
 
Carrie Fisher believes she's haunted by a dead, gay Republican. But then again, aren't we all?
source: people.monstersandcritics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
New pub landlady surprised to discover one of the regulars is a horse who likes a beer
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Billy Ray Cyrus, desperate for 15 more minutes, writes Achy Breaky Plane tribute song for Lynyrd Skynyrd; link is safe without any audio clips
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(12)
 


Tue October 03, 2006
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Here are NewsMax's 25 most influential talk-radio hosts. Two of Fark's "media friends" have made the list
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(36)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Californian suing pet talent agency because her Rottweiler's scene was cut from "The Tyra Banks Show"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Following in the steps of Tupac, The Beatles will be releasing a new album
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Hoff launches Malibu Dave clothing line to help men dress like him. "It's just going to be supercool, laid back surfing gear," he says, then goes on to add that Elvis is living at his house. Seriously
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Marc Cohn's shooter gets 36 years in prison. No word on whether the singer is back on his feet or "walking in Memphis"
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Not news: Britney Spears on the cover of November's Q Magazine. News: She's simulating oral sex on a lollypop. Fark.com: She's nine months pregnant and wearing a bikini
source: celebslam.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(53)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Weezer sues Miller beer. Perhaps getting permission should be a man law
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Israel Insider)
 
 
 
Watching "Battlestar Galactica" from the Middle East
source: web.israelinsider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert airs GM's Silverado controversial rough-cut commercial as stolen from Jalopnik (likely found via Fark link). Jalopnik gets pissed
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(125)
 
(Bayraider)
 
 
 
Buy Lucy Liu's sarong from "Charlie's Angels" on Ebay. Seller claims the "minor light yellow stains" are from "make-up or a spilled drink." Sure
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(12)
 
(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Wanda Sykes says Foley now giving alcohol a bad name, and although she's been drunk a lot, she's never felt like putting the moves on the Girl Scouts
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(20)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Front-page Seattle news: Our American Idol singers are "astoundingly awful." Officiating clearly to blame
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(7)
 
(Sun2Surf)
 
 
 
Seventeen-year-old Low Sook Yee wins big prize on reality TV show, prepares to return to school. Sook ducks
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(8)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian TV remaking sitcoms like "Perfect Strangers" and "Full House." Can't wait for the premiere of "Steppe By Steppe"
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(13)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling is pregnant. Hopefully, this will end her acting career
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Beckham to teach Brad and Angelina's son how to play soccer, pick up bony chicks
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
George Clooney hatches plan to thwart paparazzi: Date a different beautiful starlet every night. Not sure that will work, George, but if that's the excuse you need...
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(12)
 
(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Larry Birkhead suing Anna Nicole Smith over the paternity of her child. What a jerk, let her grieve for her son first
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(22)
 
(Ireland Online)
 
 
 
George Michael holds press conference in public restroom to deny he has a problem
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(8)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Kate Bosworth isn't taking her break up with Orlando Bloom well (with SFW pic)
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevine Federline parties, Britney Spears feeds the baby
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(22)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Movie marquee edited for profanity. Now showing: Jackbutt Two (with pic). Dumbbutt tag unavailable
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(24)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
Why carve a pumpkin when you can mutilate it with plastic body parts, Potato Head style?
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Snakes On A Plane to be out on DVD on January 2. Some people argue it should have gone straight there
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(40)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Arrrrrgh... U.S. loses $20.5 billion annually to movie pirates, according to a consultant who certainly wasn't hired by the MPAA
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(36)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff falls asleep on British TV. Says he was pretty tired
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(12)
 


Mon October 02, 2006
(The Sun)
 
 
 
If you think David Hasselhoff's music is bad today, you need to hear the song he recorded for the Pingu kids' cartoon which was released only in Switzerland. The Sun has, and they have a handy link
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(70)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Battlestar Galactica will return to the Sci-Fi channel on Friday. While you wait, enjoy this gag reel from season 2
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(17)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Clapton playing "Cocaine" in concert again. Cocaine's a helluva song
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(27)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nobody's crowing over it yet, but Donald Trump's daughter is apparently having a ball with Lance Armstrong
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(107)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Name that tattooed rock celebrity
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First look at the poster for what will be one of the worse films of 07
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(227)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
A list of actors who will always be known for one role. Screech didn't make it, but Mr. Belding did
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(70)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Non-stop barrage of "U.S. marketing machines" makes Canadians ignore homegrown programming, miss the subtle nuances and sharp intellect of "Trailer Park Boys"
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wardrobe Malfunction II: Electric Boobaloo? In an attempt to "re-boost the sales of their albums", Janet Jackson and Justin Timberlake planning to appear together again on a major live television event
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(7)
 
(Some Mopar Guy)
 
 
 
Auto museum places Plymouth Fury used in the film "Christine" on Ebay, because possession by evil beats a 100K warranty any day of the week
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(11)
 
(SyFyPortal)
 
 
 
"Firefly" shuts out "Battlestar Galactica" in 2006 Emmy Awards. That's right, 2006
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(86)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Robin Williams says Mel Gibson being a drunken asshat made him want to enter rehab
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(4)
 
(Lohanjob.com)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton forgets to wear pants. Again. (With kind-of-SFW pic)
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(21)
 
(This Is London)
 
 
 
Laurence Llewelyn-Bowen of TV's "Changing Rooms" is not gay, says his beard... err... wife
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(5)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Tony Parker seen getting a little too close to a "tall blonde" at Scorsese after-party. Break up ensues
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Netflix offers $1M reward for ideas to beat Blockbuster. Submitter suggests "Rent porn" and waits for check
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(162)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Director announced for "WarGames 2"
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(28)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Posh Spice vows never to sing again or to take up acting; will still continue to design clothes and browbeat David Beckham
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Lost" fans swamp Waikiki to see cast, disappointed to find jailhouse cannot accomodate them all
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Historians slam Kirsten Dunst's "Marie Antoinette" because she gives too much head, follows the script
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(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britney loves being naked cause she has nothing to hide. Other than 80 pounds of excess lard, that is
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(43)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This week's "New show at the top of the ratings that will be cancelled after two seasons" brought to you on ABC Thursdays at 8/7 Central
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(29)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
TV host jokes that parents who encourage child obesity should be stopped from breeding, causing 61 of the lardasses to mash the telephone with their sausage-fingers and complain between mouthfuls of deep-fried chocolate cake
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(172)
 
(The Star Online)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson refers to himself as "nice and juicy" in this stomach churning review of "The Departed"
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(7)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Gordon Ramsay finds his f*cking long lost f*cking sister. Reached for comment, he says, "F*ck me, I'm f*cking stunned"
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(21)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pop group the Pussycat Dolls are about to Bite the Dust
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(54)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kevin Spacey credits himself for Tony Blair's good posture
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(4)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stars, before they were stars
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Process of creating a comic strip, start to finish
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(129)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Naomi Campbell has warrant issued for her arrest after failing to appear in court
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