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Sun October 01, 2006
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Gerry Rafferty, realizing he hasn't had a hit record in 30 years, gets so drunk on a flight cops end up taking him straight to rehab in a wheelchair
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
S Club 7 to reunite. See - there was actually a point in living this long
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
One Jackass knocks another from the top of the box office as Ashton Kutcher finishes in 1st and 2nd place
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Memo from Princess Di's butler to the 'Hoff: Get over yourself -- Diana wasn't hitting on you, she was making fun of you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What do you call three guys who reform for a world tour without including the single musician in the group? Genesis
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(SoVo)
 
 
 
Sean Penn on advice he gives guys dating his daughter: "I tell them that whatever they do to my daughter that night, they better be prepared to come home and do it to me, too"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Author auctions chance to be character in his book
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(ITV)
 
 
 
British singer will attempt deepest-ever concert with gig 300 feet under North Sea. Coldplay was originally booked to do the show but there were fears they wouldn't be brought back to the surface
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Britney Spears is going to prove how versatile she is as an artist by Talk-rapping on her next album, you may now whine, cry, panic, and make white trash jokes
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(StereoBoard)
 
 
 
G'n'R (consisting of Axl Rose and 5 other dudes) announce U.S. tour dates
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
US library ban on JK Rowling
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(Korea Times)
 
 
 
Pan-Asian music festival boils down to battle of boy bands. With metrosexual pic goodness
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scenes of 007 smoking cut from new film, bad influence on youth; killing still OK
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Coldplay to take 5-year hiatus, want time to spend with their families, think up stupid baby names
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell hopes his next fake death involves choking on spare ribs
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
David gest blames his chronic headaches on Liza Minnelli's "brutal beatdowns"
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Sat September 30, 2006
(Zap2It)
 
 
 
Tony Danza is no longer the boss of his marriage
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Beyonce has the top bum
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scandalously hittable GILF Helen Mirren announces that she may never act again
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(AP)
 
 
 
Czech out Miss World 2006 (pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 Great Hollywood Comedy Films
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(Some Troll Priest)
 
 
 
World of Warcraft + South Park = Complete Awesomeness
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Axl Rose annouces dates for the Chinese Democracy tour that he will be drunk and showing up late for this year
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Sneak preview of K.I.T.T. from upcoming Knight Rider movie. Maybe
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The ADL says it's "concerned" about Borat's anti-semitism
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Land of the Lost headed for the big screen, starring Will Ferrell. Please cast Clay Aiken as Chaka
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(Talk To Action)
 
 
 
Sen. Orrin Hatch once composed a song for Rev. Sun Myung Moon. Shatner mulling a cover version
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ashton thinks having guns will keep his romance with Demi strong, keep Bruce at a distance
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Ahh, it's that time of year again. The days are getting shorter, the leaves are changing color, and the critics say that the end is near for Saturday Night Live. A 32-year-old tradition continues
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Owner closes theater rather than screen "Jackass 2"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jaime Pressly is pregnant; Crabman looks down at ground, starts whistling. More importantly, Submitter finally spells her name correctly
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie just happens to leave the rehab facility when the meth group lets out. With scary, scary photo of her (SFW)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria dumps Tony Parker, is back on the market. A market, of course, where none of us can afford to shop
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher complains Bill Clinton hit on wife Demi Moore in front of him. Sounds like someone got Punk'd
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Fri September 29, 2006
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson named "Sexiest Woman Alive" by Esquire. Bea Arthur demands recount, hints she'll make it worth the scrutineers' trouble
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith story gets weirder: Now her marriage to her lawyer is just "spiritual," not legally binding. Guess she doesn't want him near the $7 billion she got from her last husband
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rap star Nelly's charity organization, created to honor his late sister, has already saved the lives of eight leukemia patients
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(NYC.gov)
 
 
 
Look up 40 years of classic film/TV locations in New York City by location
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(Dundas Star News)
 
 
 
Sixty years old and yet you'd probably still hit it (with SFW pic)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan says he is a unique and beautiful snowflake and Hollywood could not find another actor like him
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(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Twisted Sister has a Christmas album
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Man who returned Lindsay Lohan's purse full of jewelry still waiting for a thank you he was promised. Why can't he understand she's busy with her important job of being a partying tabloid whore?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel selling his home, is content to crash in his car
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(hollywood tuna)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff is not against plastic surgery -- or cosmetic dentistry, for that matter
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne spits on photgraphers two days in a row
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(superficial)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie getting so small that she can barely keep her oversized sunglasses aloft
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman's latest movie to feature lots of full frontal nudity. Farkers request Nicole have a massive sammich infusion before filming begins
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(cityrag)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson pulls a Lloyd Dobbler on Kate Hudson
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sean Lennon appreciates his mother Yoko Ono's career guidance in helping him stay away from anything resembling commercial success
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Screw CBS, Dan Rather's got a much better gig lined up, hosting a cable show between Ron Popeil and that awkward couple pimpin' oldies CDs
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Prince Edward Islanders shocked that a musical performance involving black people did not end up in an orgy of violence and miscegenation
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith marries Howard Stern (no, not that one) as a closer to her month-long reality show on CNN
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(Gone Hollywood)
 
 
 
Ten best and worst-looking celebrities on HDTV
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Dustin Diamond explains sex tape, saying his friends film their exploits, exchange the tapes and keep score, awarding points for certain acts. And according to him, these are "profile" people
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Playboy bunnies making a comeback as Hefner sets to launch a new "bunny hutch" on the 52nd floor of The Palms hotel. With cute bunny pic
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Robert Downey, Jr. to play Tony Stark in "Iron Man" movie
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(680 news)
 
 
 
Weak ticket sales force Blue Man Group to close Toronto show early. The trio had no comment, but they all seemed very depressed
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Nicole Kidman makes Guiness Book for most money paid per minute. Category for kittens killed per minute to be added next year
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(Larry and Sergey)
 
 
 
Kurt Cobain's suicide letter vs. Google Adsense. Who shall be the victor?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One, two Freddy's coming for you ... Elm Street house is up for sale
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Thu September 28, 2006
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Addition of Rosie O'Donnell to "The View" is making co-star Elisabeth Hasselbeck "cry every day"
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(AM 1220)
 
 
 
New kids show called "Mr. Meaty" has vegan panties in a knot. No word on "Mr. Girth"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Remember what the MPAA says. Horrific, deplorable violence is okay, as long as people don't say any naughty words That's what this war is all about"
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(The Bosh)
 
 
 
Hollywood princess Gwyneth Paltrow and her husband, the prince of whiny rock, Chris Martin have joined forces with the king of hip hop, Jay-Z and his queen of R&B, Beyonce
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Avril Lavigne hocking loogies at the paparazzi and screaming obscenities
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(al.com)
 
 
 
Stephen Colbert to visit Colbert (where the L and T are pronounced) County, Alabama, to open "The Stephen Colbert Museum and Gift Shop"
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(Some Cerebus)
 
 
 
Lost actors ordered to stop skinny dipping, deny they were exploring sawyer's hatch
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(eog.com)
 
 
 
Sarah Michelle Gellar, shown here taking off her blouse, says Alec Baldwin is a "tyrant"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks named Most Trusted Celebrity. In related news, people are still stupid enough to trust someone based on their portrayal of a fictional character
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Billie Piper reuniting with her doctor in upcoming movie. Sarah Jane reportedly furious with jealousy
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise forgets to wear his lifts; Katie Holmes wears her high heels. Ooops
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken shaves his leg for Jimmy Kimmel and gets a tattoo of the host on it. But he's not gay, no
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(Some fan)
 
 
 
Hilarity Duff turned 19 today. In other news, no one cares
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(pop sugar)
 
 
 
George Clooney banging bag of antlers, Renee Zellwegger. Considering filming "Ocean's BMI 11" together
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Looks like Michael Jackson has taken a liking to the wee folk of Ireland
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(Metadish)
 
 
 
Sarah Silverman has an ass fetish. The only problem is it's her own ass
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson will create two Xbox 360 games: neither game will star hobbits, gorillas, or psychotic puppets
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
JT Leyroy, the 25yo male prostitute author of "Sarah" and "The Heart is Deceitful Above All Things" actually 40yo woman named Laura Albert, presumably not a male prostitute
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt to produce TV show titled "4 Oz.," named so for the weight of the "average" penis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Charlie Sheen to be paid $350k per episode of his sitcom. That's a lotta hookers 'n' blow
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Daniel Smith reportedly killed by a "classic combination" of drugs. No word yet on what will finally kill this story
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Joe Simpson wants to beat up Bam Margera for sleeping with Jessica. He's just upset because it's the first time he wasn't there
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Univision to be sold for $12.3 billion. ¡Ay dios mio [punto del exclamation]
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow and husband Chris Martin make calendar of daughter Apple, posing in a field of apples. Son "Moses" apparently in denial
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(city rag)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey stars in animated Star Wars short. "Revenge of the Spliff"??
source: cityrag.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney and Christina end some feud they had that no one cares about
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
If you're a normal person and you don't show up for court, you go to jail. If you're Naomi Campbell, you get a couple of mulligans
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dogs trained by the MPAA can sniff out pirated DVDs at airports. They also sniff out legal DVDs at airports, which makes the whole thing pretty much useless, but hey, cute doggie
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E goes grocery shopping, finds recipe booklet detailing how to transform Hormel pepperoni slices into Halloween appetizers, and lives to tell the tale
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"It's amazing to me how much brain work it takes for a girl to have an orgasm"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Eighties remake of Sixties classic stays relevant as ever. Ball of confusion, that's what the world is today
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Wed September 27, 2006
(AM 1220)
 
 
 
Taking trailer trash to new heights, a lawyer and a former boyfriend are fighting over who fathered Anna Nicole Smith's child. Flordia tag knocks out Dumbass due to geographic proximity
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Long-lost 1965 live-action experimental Academy Award-nominated short film that was written, directed and starring Jim Henson. Needs more Kermit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John cracks the whip on "American Idol" contestants
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Sean Connery says "Suck it, Trebek" will not appear on Celebrity Jeopardy
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poor Mel Gibson. You know your star is fading when they pick Chevy Chase to play you in the "Law & Order" version of your arrest
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(EOG)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes to make movie together. Some suggested titles are "Nobody Likes You" and "WTF Is Wrong With You, You Used to Be So Normal"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Stallone may be the new lead in the next "Predator" movie
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The person claiming to be writer of "itsy bitsy teeny weeny" song was a yellow polka-dot impostor
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ellen Barkin thinks selling the jewelry her ex-husband gave her will help her karma. She apparently figured this out while watching Carson Daly one night
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Charlotte Church's mother thinks her daughter's rapid weight gain may be due to her eating six meals a day
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Keith Olbermann receives mysterious white powder in hate mail, calls 911. Hazmat team rules out anthrax, Whitney Houston; determines it's only soap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You'd think someone like Winona Ryder would at least be able to stay within the lines of reason, but with friends like Kate Moss, lines don't stay around for long
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Trivia is the glue that holds our society together," says what's-his-name
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Like most of their calls, T-Mobile drops Catherine Zeta-Jones
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Emilio Estevez breaks the cardinal rule of being a celeb: Googles his own name. Cruelarity ensues
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Steve Glover -- aka "Steve-O," not to be confused with Danny Glover -- is angry that his best scenes were left out of "Jackass 2"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Slayer's Tom Araya says video games are too violent for kids. Satanic thrash-metal about murder, gruesome deaths, burning in hell and raining blood is totally harmless though
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
That screech sound you're hearing is people stopping in disbelief that the lovable putz from "Saved by the Bell" uses his putz in a porn video
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Heather Mills' father goes out on limb, is stumped by daughter's gold-digging ways towards Paul McCartney, thinks she's too greedy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kate Moss back on the columbian dandruff again ? The Sun is there with an upnose picture
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(Jim Hill)
 
 
 
Elderly animation artist remembers "The Jungle Book," including Walt Disney's refusal to use Beatles music. "Walt suggested we stick with something that would never go out of style, such as a barbershop quartet"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ricky Martin gets to testify in front of Congress about some horrendous thing that lawmakers will ignore
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Proving that lawyers screw you in more than one way: Anna Nicole's lawyer fathered her recent child
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Dancing Venom
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Video of the Uwe Boll/critic smackdown
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Tue September 26, 2006
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Weird Al Yankovich says he wouldn't mind jamming with The Wiggles
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's divorce from Whitney Houston has caused him to re-examine his life and pursue a cleaner, more spiritual course. Just kidding, he's partying in Vegas with Mike Tyson
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Oregon theatre owner doesn't think it's a coincidence that someone torched his bathrooms during screening of "Jackass 2"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Corey Haim and Corey Feldman get their reality show picked up. The show won't be good, but the craft-services table backstage will light up your nostrils
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Janice Dickinson walks awkwardly up to the microphone to announce Liam Neeson has the biggest penis "of any man alive"
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(zap2it)
 
 
 
Playboy magazine names "Beaches" as the worst chick flick of all time
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
James Woods still mad at Oliver Stone for telling people in Mexico he was a mass murderer
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(News Times)
 
 
 
Songwriter Paul Vance dead at 68. No word if he'll be buried in itsy bitsy, teeny weenie, yellow polka-dot coffin
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hermione Granger and the Wavering Harry Potter Costar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Good: Keith Richards quits using drugs. Bad: Because they're not strong enough anymore
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
"Spaceballs: The Cartoon Series" coming soon
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(People)
 
 
 
Sassy Latina actress on "Scrubs" falls and breaks a hip, is rescued by floating head doctor
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's stepson Ashley, a top gangsta rapper in England, is threatening to get "50 Cent" over the rights to a song
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson gets a clue and cancels new album
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(Romenesko)
 
 
 
"The Boondocks" may be finished for good. Clearly, this is The Man's doing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ways to piss Russell Crowe off, No. 2127: Suggest he is to play Steve Irwin in biopic
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(PW Insider)
 
 
 
EBaum's TV show cancelled, contract cut. Rumor has it USA Networks will still air it without paying anyone and claim credit for itself
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(Lostpedia)
 
 
 
"The Lost Experience" is now officially over. Here's a handy summary of everything we learned about the island, DHARMA and the numbers, with all the links you need to get caught up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tired sci-fi clichés that must be retired
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Family Guy drops F-bomb on Sunday night's broadcast. FCC set to levy fine of *pinky to face* one billion dollars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Girls Gone Wild" creator pleads guilty to charges he didn't document ages of girls in his videos. "We are thrilled to have this stuff behind us," he says ironically
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks back at a Halloween-themed episode of "Perfect Strangers," wherein Balki could fly and shoot laser beams
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(Movie Hole)
 
 
 
Universal pictures and Dark Horse team up to bring you "Timecop"... again. This time without Jean Claude Van Damme, glaring plot holes
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(The Ridgway Record)
 
 
 
Mr. McFeely the first to donate to Penn State's Neighborhood Sweater Drive. Fred Rogers smiles from on high
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
You know that old speaking tip about imagining the audience in their underwear? Well, you're not going have to use your imagination on an upcoming Tyra Banks show
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Steven Tyler admits to sleeping with Paris Hilton
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The 10 best dark comedies of all time
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Mon September 25, 2006
(The ROCK Radio)
 
 
 
Former King Crimson bassist and Original Bad Company member dead at 60 of heart attack
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(News24)
 
 
 
Ewe Boll likes movie critics... now that he's punched out four of them
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(CHUD)
 
 
 
Darran Aronofsky's new sci-fi epic "The Fountain" wins $25,000 science prize
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(CHUD)
 
 
 
Red Cross orders Lions Gate Films to remove poster for "Saw III" blood drive
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Kirstie Alley is a big mean jerk (with flipping off pic goodness)
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
How original that Ridley Scott and Russell Crowe are bringing Maximus back from the dead for a sequel
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
For making them wait an hour for him to hit the stage, Axl Rose treats his fans to a cover of Christina Aguilera's song "Beautiful" and a duet with Sebastian Bach
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sean Penn says he's not interested in running for political office, because it's hard enough partying one's ass off at film festivals and shaking lots of hands and all that. Seriously
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
JoJo sets record with new single, goes from No. 66 to No. 3 on chart for biggest leap ever. In related news, who the hell is JoJo?
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(Advertising Age)
 
 
 
Sometimes it's better to wait for prices to drop: Advertising on Howard Stern's Sirius show slashed 50 percent
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(KMBC-TV)
 
 
 
Oprah blames lawyer for overreacting to "Oprah for President" campaign
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Just as TNN became Spike and NBC became The Pedophile Network, OLN becomes Versus
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Top 50 DC comics covers of 2006
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(IDLYITW)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson's Nasty Boy loved boning her when she was out of Control fat. That's the way love goes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson compares the war in Iraq to Mayan human sacrifice at a sci-fi fest in Texas
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(Variety 104)
 
 
 
A week after proposing to a playmate, Aaron Carter decides he's not yet ready for marriage, puberty
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jo "Supernanny" Frost doesn't want kids of her own
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(NBC5)
 
 
 
You can win unlimited line-jumping privileges at Six Flags this October by eating live, Hissing Madagascar cockroaches. PETA refers to this act as "gratuitously cruel," which, incidentally, is how this submitter refers to Six Flags admission
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mel "Make Mine a Double" Gibson blasts the war in Iraq; claims that American civilization is on the decline
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
After merely a couple of years on the scene, Gretchen Wilson's career is sliding so badly she's turned to doing her live shows on ice
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(Time)
 
 
 
How "Lost" changed the future of television and saved itself from the cult-show graveyard in the process
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken calls talking about his personal life "a waste of time," then proceeds to give extensive interview about personal life to People Magazine
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Takei is appearing in Internet-only episode of "Star Trek"
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sean Connery named as best James Bond of all time. George Lazenby demands recount
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(Star Trip)
 
 
 
Jack Osbourne's minty drug hell: "I'd see my dad taking pills, and I would go to the shop and buy myself a box of Tic Tac mints. Then I would bring them home and swallow them down -- just to be like him"
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(30-Second Bunnies Theatre)
 
 
 
A parody of the movie "The Ring." In 30 seconds. Re-enacted by bunnies
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(hollywoodreporter)
 
 
 
MGM "beta testing" new business model for the movie "Flyboys." The model is "How to lose over $60 million by opening a WWI period piece against 'Jackass 2' and The Rock"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ron \________________/ Jeremy admits he once worked for Disney
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
In 1984, a cheap toy company ripped off Michael Jackson's "Thriller" video to make a bunch of weird zombie figures in leather pants. X-E posts the results
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(NBC 5 Chicago)
 
 
 
Dead, dead, dead, dead... and the fate of 46 other SNL cast members
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe wants to play Steve Irwin in a movie. Will do his own stunts
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Businessman offers Ron Goldman's family the rights to a 12-part reality TV series starring O.J. if they sign over the $30 million judgement to him
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Local moms compete for "Hottest Mom in America" title
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
New James Bond shakes, stirs fans by trading martinis for Heinken. Fark approves
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