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Sun September 24, 2006
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(Mix)
 
 
 
Technicians able to salvage long lost master tapes from Supertramp's 1979 Paris album, after being discovered in drummer's barn covered with cow poop
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jackass Number 2 is the #1 movie in America
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(I'm Afraid So!)
 
 
 
South Park starts its 10th season. What is your favorite episode?
source: imafraidso.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Stone & Parker: Comedy Central didn't show Mohammed because they're "afraid of getting blown up," "the story of Jesus makes no sense," but "atheism is more ludicrous than anything else"
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(Berkeley Daily Planet)
 
 
 
An article on one of Adam Savage's favorite junk haunts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enrique Inglesias recording session proves he can't sing a lick. Girl, you know it's true
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Rick Springfield interview: Dr. Noah Drake tells us who killed rock n' roll, explains that he never calls in sick and tells us why the 80s were the last safe decade in history
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(Some Donkey Lover)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis (D-Cal) is sick and tired of being called a Republican, "Just because I support the war doesn't make me a farking Republican"
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(M6 France)
 
 
 
Calling all French-speaking Farkers: At 8:50pm tonight French time (2:50pm ET), smoking hot newsgoddess Melissa Theuriau's new show starts on M6. Do any of you know if it'll be streamed?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Which modern technologies wreck the premises of old movies. First up, the cell phone
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Since he knows crazy well, Robert Downey, Jr. supports Mel Gibson
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(Daily Breeze)
 
 
 
The coolest story about Regis Philbin and girl-watching you'll read all day
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Boom-chicka-wah-wah; Tori Spelling gets a DJ to lay out a honeymoon soundtrack for her
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Because your childhood hasn't been raped enough: sequel to The Dark Crystal in the works
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(Some Korean)
 
 
 
For her next exhibit, artist videotapes 30 Italian Madonna fans and 16 German Michael Jackson fans singing their favorite songs a cappella
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(Sienna Miller)
 
 
 
Jude Law's Crazy Girlfriend Gives An Oscar-Worthy Performance In A Film About A Crazy GirlFriend
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson shuns publicity on two visits to small-town Oklahoma to screen his new movie this week, apparently fearing the Jews run the media there too
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Sat September 23, 2006
(Some Dead Guys in 3-D)
 
 
 
Grab your ol' 3-D glasses & check out these dimensional photos from the latest "Night Of The Living Dead" remake
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(Zap2it)
 
 
 
Grey's Anatomy defeats CSI in the ratings. A victory for broken-hearted sad, crying doctors everywhere
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond asks "Was I driving badly?"
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(Jointblog)
 
 
 
No Kids Zone: Baby Boomers go all MySpace/Friendster on their kids...and their kids don't even have a clue what embarassing things the parents are doing
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(Some Wars Fan)
 
 
 
Proving that Trekkies are forever stranger, Ensigns have their own Wiki article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst portrayals of technology in film
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(Some trouser snake)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is opening a chain of barbeque restaurants called 'Daisy Duke's' which will have scantily-clad waitresses in tiny hot pants, submitter's tiny hot pants have suddenly become tighter at this announcement
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Vonnegut: This is the end of the world
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Giorgio Armani blames stylists and the media for the fashion industry's obsession with ultra-thin women, demands someone fix them a sammich
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
September 29 is Doctor Who Day on SciFi, introducing the U.S. to the tenth Doctor, David Tennant (carnivore nurses? and I would feel safe?)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Even if your daddy's rich, you can get your face punched for calling someone a "loser" or "whore"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Fire damages church used in "Blues Brothers" movie. Rev. Cleophus unavailable for comment
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(Tek Trek Gamer)
 
 
 
Artist behind amazing video "America We Stand As One" speaks out. "It will be around for a long time after I pass away. 100 years or 1000 years from now, it will always be a message from our loved ones"
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
New biography on Nicole Kidman reveals her view on Scientology: "Absolute bullshiat"
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie picked to play Dagney Taggart. Ayn Rand's ghost says, "No Wai"
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Danny Flores, the creator of the "Tequila" song, dies at age 77
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Richard Hammond of Top Gear is making good progress after having his head gasket replaced and oil topped up
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crikey...Russell Crowe wants to play the Crocodile Hunter
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(Epic)
 
 
 
Win an Xbox 360 from Sony: That's good. The 360 is cursed with a copy of Jessica Simpson's newest album: that's bad. It's also comes with a free frogurt: that's good. The frogurt is also cursed: that's bad
source: ps3fanboy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
NBC shocked to find "Veggie Tales" about God rather than cucumbers and blondes
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(EW)
 
 
 
Good: Peter Jackson wants to make "The Hobbit." Bad: He wants to split it into two films, "inventing new material for the gaps." Say it ain't so, Peter
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
In the market for new Halloween decorations this year? How about a 3' ghost that runs along a wire screaming bloody murder on the power of a few "AA" batteries?
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Pouty, kissable Alba lips
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(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
NAACP demands an apology from Kinky Friedman for dropping the N-BOMB during a comedy routine 26 years ago. Honkies everywhere surrender
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Fri September 22, 2006
(Crashxx)
 
 
 
Absolute cool Optical Illusion
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rachael Ray says her career keeps her from whelping. So I suppose there actually is one good thing that can be said about her work
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson wears a rooster pendant around her neck for one of two reasons: Cock-a-doodle-doo or any-cock-will-do
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Die Hard 4" line-up
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(INQ7.net)
 
 
 
Chinese government decrees that Jackie Chan can't play an evil character in his movies
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you've ever thought to yourself, "What's really missing from mainstream music is Christian hip-hop," this story is for you
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Michael Bay to shoot finale of "Transformers: The Movie" in Detroit. Who will win, Optimus Prime or the city that invented carjacking?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' nanny ditches her to guard Jude Law's hairpiece
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(Variety 104)
 
 
 
Canadian TV network shows wrong episode of "Grey's Anatomy." Oh, the humanity
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
"Jackass 2" may be the best film featuring horse-semen drinking of the year
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(Satellite Standard)
 
 
 
NY Post reporter fired over article claiming Howard Stern was returning to terrestrial radio
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(Pittsburgh Tribune Review)
 
 
 
Sesame Street fails to renew Elmo's contract due to his public embrace of Scientology
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(ChannelOklahoma)
 
 
 
In an important step towards literacy in America, country stars say, "Read y'all"
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
Stern named CEO of National Public Radio. Relax tree-huggers, that's Ken Stern, not Howard
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madonna says her mock-crucifixion wasn't a mockery of Christianity, it was a plea for people to help one another. Yeah, you nailed that one, Madonna
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Okay, you're Lou Diamond Phillips. What's worse: Getting arrested for domestic violence? Or being referred to as "La Bamba Actor" because otherwise everyone would be all like, "Who's Lou Diamond Phillips?"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Schwarzenegger gives up Hummers"
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Seth Meyers to replace Tina Fey on SNL's Weekend Update, putting an end to the mediocre feminine hygiene joke duo
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton admits she is stupid. World silent in stunned disbelief
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old Ho recovers from pacemaker replacement
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(Gainesville.com)
 
 
 
Tom Petty plays his hometown for the first time in 13 years
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(WRAL.com)
 
 
 
Clay Aiken finds gay questions rude; tells Diane Sawyer to STFU and GBTW
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Dan Aykroyd invests in Canadian wines. Most popular Canadian wines include "It's too cold," "Our dollar is worthless" and "Everyone thinks we're American"
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Thu September 21, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Answering today's question of "How can the media keep Anna Nicole Smith in the news?", reporters discover that a death certificate has been issued for her son
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(ET Online)
 
 
 
Apparently not busy enough, Rachel Ray to put out a record
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(celeb slap)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty looks clean, happy and gay
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow acquitted in Turkish court for "insulting Turkish national identity"
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
We may have our Wonder Woman (w/ pic)
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Video of Lohan dancing on a street in the middle of the night trying to do high kicks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"CSI" star William Petersen (Gil Grissom) quitting show for career in theater. Obviously motivated by the wonderful career of David Duchovny
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
A sex tape couldn't shame Paris Hilton, but a police tape sure can
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Petra Nemcova is naturally fat. You mean at 5'10", Petra Nemcova isn't naturally 94 pounds? The hell you say. Next you'll be telling me elephants don't roam the savanna stacked on top of each other riding around on bicycles
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Chris Cornell claims a bad PCP trip led to his great songwriting abilities. Claims an intense flashback led to him collaborating with Eddie Vedder, which explains many, many things
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
DeNiro and Scorsese are teaming up again for a movie: this time about themselves
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pete Townshend's grandmother would go naked under her fur coats and attempt to shag bus conductors; getting Pete off to good start when he was a child was important to her
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Keith Richards was so wobbly on the set of "Pirates of the Caribbean 3," he had to be held up by the shins during filming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Filiming of Nicolas Cage's latest movie interrupted by coup. Hey, now there's a new plot line that Hollywood hasn't tried yet
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
Radio executive pinpoints No. 1 problem in radio today: "It has lost its hipness." No mention of crappy music, too many commercials and egotistic disc jockeys, though
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
England one-ups America, announces television show called "Masturbation for Girls" with an orgasm coach teaching women how to masturbate, live and on camera
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Neatorama)
 
 
 
World's most valuable comic books. We're gonna need a bigger acid-free board and a next-generation mylar bag
source: neatorama.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(eCanada Now)
 
 
 
American Music Award organizers claim pop singer Mariah Carey will get another shot at glory. Article includes pic of Mariah flashing her talent in approval
source: ecanadanow.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dating Tom Cruise starting to pay off career-wise for Katie Holmes. She'll play Victoria Beckham in David Beckham biopic. Here comes the Oscar
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
♫ Hey (hey) ♫ You (you) ♫ Get off of my lawn ♫
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
"Friends" star pays big in divorce case. Says he never thought life would turn out this way. His job's a joke, he's broke, his love life's DOAeeee
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(BBC)
 
 
 
What has nine arms, ten legs and sucks? The band that's re-releasing their 20-year-old album, "Hysteria"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hardcore thug rapper DMX claims woman sexually assaulted him
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Spaceballs: The Cartoon Show
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Anyone care to froth at the mouth? I give you all the trailer for 300
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E looks at some of the best new Halloween candy for the 2006 season
source: x-entertainment.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
684,000 people who haven't figured out the Internet purchased Justin Timberlake's CD last week
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Wed September 20, 2006
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Old Testament names are a big draw in moniker game
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sean Penn to play Einstein in upcoming movie. Ironic tag unavailable due to nervous breakdown
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ever wonder how Paris Hilton got so famous and why the media can't seem to leave her the fark alone? Well, wonder no more
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(Newsday)
 
 
 
Jet Li announces he won't make anymore martial-arts movies
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Saturday Night Live fires token fat guy, token black guy and the rapping cupcake guy
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bushmen appeal to Leonardo DiCaprio for help. The New York Post is there
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Psycho-dad Joe Simpson is taking control of what images of his daughters are used by the press. Also taking control of actually taking the pictures himself. Expect more cleavage and upskirt vehicle-exiting shots soon
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Fox launches FoxFaith, a division aimed at producing films for the evangelical Christian market. Coming next, FoxIslam, "Where all the movies are bombs"
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK-Indian artist puts giant convex mirror in Rockefeller Center, allowing Manhattanites to enjoy favorite views of own gigantic heads
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"GTA: Vice City Stories" involves the usual: Smuggling rings, jet-ski stunts, bloody shootouts, chocolate...
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Donny Osmond to release a cookbook. Recipes to be bland and possibly marshmallowy
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Keith Richards says kids today just don't know how to make good drugs, wants them off his lawn
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Old School 2" in the works. Frank the Tank stripping down, heading for quad
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
With suicide and homicide ruled out in her son's death, CNN desperately searches for new reasons to put Anna Nicole's picture on its website
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some new believer)
 
 
 
Finally, definitive proof that there is a higher power: Guy who co-wrote "Honky Tonk Ba-Donk-a-Donk" arrested
source: newschannel5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Sirius Satellite Radio denies that "Penis Talk With Howard Stern" may return to terrestrial radio. $500,000,000 reasons given
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
George Lucas donates $175 million to USC. All current students will now be locked away and replaced by cleaner, less interesting versions
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Raw Story)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson back on the road again after drug bust
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(Gawker)
 
 
 
Oprah hasn't pumped her own gas since 1983
source: gawker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt to replace Tom Cruise's character in MI-4, but not play the character Cruise played. That makes sense
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you're Whitney Houston, you may realize your drug habit is somewhat serious when Courtney Love is asked to intervene
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Andy Kaufman demonstrates how to fark with everyone on late-night live TV
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
George Lucas named Rose Parade grand marshal. Parade will be released on DVD in both standard and limited-edition extended version. Collect them all
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Debra Messing, famous actress/adventurer, too freaked out to swim in Australian water after Irwin death, demands stunt double
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Tue September 19, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Aaron Carter and Playmate (his brother's sloppy seconds) engaged; public interest mostly disengaged
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(The Moscow Times)
 
 
 
Kazakhstan denies that its leader will discus Borat or the drinking of fermented horse urine when he meets with Bush
source: themoscowtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters, the Tragedy Hunter, headed to Steve Irwin's memorial service to interview widow Terri and daughter Bindi; Irwins have 24 hours' notice to decide what kind of tree they'd be
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CityRag)
 
 
 
Fergie pees herself on stage during a Black Eyed Peas concert. One year later, are we any safer?
source: cityrag.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
All the men on "Lost" are gay
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty almost injects Kate Moss, right in the middle of rehab. The Sun is there
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
HBO viewers denied second season of seeing Louis C.K.'s penis
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chair of CBC resigns after making Lebanese jokes. We'll never know why nobody scored in the Lebanese hockey game
source: 570news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
120-year-old Walter Cronkite says Katie Couric's "doing a great job"; also says "mommy food" and "spiders spiders"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
And Colombia's biggest TV hit is: "Without Tits There's No Paradise." Amen
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dreams really do come true. LL Cool J lands his own TV series
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jay Kay, singer for Jamiroquai, attacks paparazzi outside London night club, even though they were waiting for Lindsay Lohan. Pleads Virtual Insanity. (With fight pics)
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(Stuff)
 
 
 
A guide to every pop-culture reference in the second episode of this season's "Family Guy," for those of you without a TV
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(EOG)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore doesn't regret going bra-less for Golden Globe Awards
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(Some Crikey Guy)
 
 
 
"Steve Irwin eBay sales branded sick." Except for that Stingrays Suck t-shirt. That there's comedy gold
source: lse.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metadish)
 
 
 
Is Lindsay Lohan faking her fractured wrist for some kickass drugs?
source: metadish.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes is starting to figure out what all of us already knew
source: thedeadbolt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KMBC-TV)
 
 
 
Kansas City man told to stop "Oprah for President" campaign
source: thekansascitychannel.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You know you're washed up as a celebrity when you're the only male in Hollywood who can't get into the Hilton
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Penis Talk with Howard Stern" may soon return to terrestrial radio
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(Some Tomato)
 
 
 
"Christian" website declares war on the Veggie Tales. What will QWERTY say about this?
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(Shanghai Daily)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan admits to doing a porn movie 30 years ago, still denying doing "Rush Hour 2"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson just got some more screenplay material
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Turn to the right or I'll cap yo ass!" Square-dance callers were America's original rap stars
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Lewis Black accused of kissing underage students, accrediting college to horse
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(TrekWeb)
 
 
 
Genius behind "Battlestar Galactica" is the same moran who killed James T. Kirk with some dumb rock
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Mon September 18, 2006
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Jon Heder, and wife Kirsten, expected to give birth to Jimmy Walker
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New unpublished J. R. R. Tolkien work completed by son, to be published. Christopher Tollien says there are no doubts about the authenticity of Frodo Baggins and His biatchin Gameboy
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Artist Known As Cletus' first album set for Halloween debut. Mr. Spears' will reportedly dress up as someone who has talent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paramount executive hints at real reason Tom Cruise was fired. Goose unavailable for comment
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Game-show host separates from wife. Wife expected to receive half of his fortune, but can gamble it for the car if she can say which of these four golfers has a third nipple
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Alec Baldwin defends Tom Cruise and his beliefs: "When Scientologists start crashing planes into the Pentagon, then I think we should sit Tom down and have a grand jury talk to him. In the meantime, let's just leave him alone"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan accused of "borrowing" lines from a poet (but is he prepared to give them back?)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan makes another trip to the hospital after bizarre incident involving alcohol, drugs, oral sex and two serbian sheepherders
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(AP)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson cited for drug possesion, still being alive
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Barker says he has received 932,403 kisses during his 35-year run on "The Price Is Right"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Britney's producer says her new album is "the next level"; specifically the 185 pound level
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Still no cause of death for Anna Nicole Smith's son. Someone call Gil Grissom
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(A&E TV)
 
 
 
Dog: The family speaks. Odds of this being a BS publicity stunt now approaching 100 percent
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
David Beckham looks to Tom Cruise for support. Must be having trouble with alien wife
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New "Canadian Idol" winner crowned. Wins record deal with Sony-BMG, blanket publicity and a job at Tim Horton's when career ends up like previous winners
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New trilogy "Eragon" marks end of creative era of fantasy movies. Oooo... a dragon and a shiny rock
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