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Sun September 17, 2006
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(Basso)
 
 
 
John Entwistle was the greatest bass guitar player of all time. Discuss
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(156)
 
(Delaware Online)
 
 
 
Rachel Ray to build empire, crucify messiah
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(44)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Fall TV season starts Monday but the death watch on which show will be cancelled first is well underway
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(181)
 
(CHUD)
 
 
 
Preview of new Silver Surfer outfit from upcoming "Fantastic Four" sequel
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(19)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville and rest of Jackass: Number Two costars took out $7 million in life insurance because they were sure they would die while filming. Unfortunately, they didn't
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(17)
 
(Some Beavis)
 
 
 
Winger reunites with a new album to reclaim the hair metal throne
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(26)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson calls Florida home because he doesn't like the pretentiousness, running water of Hollywood
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fake Ninja robs 11 Greek banks with throwing stars
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(3)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
People are just dying to get onto any of the CSI shows
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(12)
 
(Some globetrotting snake)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson wants to make a sequel to Snakes on a Plane titled 'Snakes on Crack'..No really
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(51)
 
(UTV)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley voted 'greatest Hollywood starlet ever'
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(35)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Eminem comes out of retirement to release an underground mixtape
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(15)
 
(Some Pirate)
 
 
 
Ahoy, the Pirate Faire, in honor of Talk Like a Pirate Day. In what better place than Salem, MA of course
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(14)
 
(Some G.I. Joe)
 
 
 
8 important things we learned from 80's cartoons
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(150)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone needs a father for her kids
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(11)
 
(IndyStar)
 
 
 
One-hit wonder now a four-hit jailbird: Henry Lee Summer arrested for DUI after smashing into several parked cars
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(10)
 
(Some Christian)
 
 
 
Fox Faith--movies for Christian families, all approved by the good folks at Fox
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(58)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Julia Louis-Dreyfus' husband won $8,000 in bet that his wife would win an Emmy
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(13)
 


Sat September 16, 2006
(A&E TV)
 
 
 
A&E completely and shamelessly capitalizes on Dog's arrest. Bonus: how many Dog photos can you see?
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(22)
 
(some space cadet)
 
 
 
Planet-air-ium near Southpark turns 30
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(9)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
What actors would you pick to portray Beavis and Butthead in a live-action movie? LGT submitter's choice for Butthead, VE
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(85)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Opera fans 'prefer magic mushrooms'
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(56)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
It was nice of Lindsay Lohan to take her mom out to dinner for her birthday. Getting into a fight with her, yelling at her to "go to hell" and storming out with dozens looking on was an added treat
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(31)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Guantanamo Bay inmates' favourite books are Harry Potter and The Disappearing Constitution
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(100)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Atari consoles still king in many homes: Playing "Get Off My Lawn Adventure" in all it's 16-color glory still has allure for some
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(31)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
That faint ringing sound you hear is Paris Hilton's 15-minute fame timer going off
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(15)
 
(National Review)
 
 
 
"To describe The Black Dahlia as one of the worst movies ever made is an insult to many of the worst movies ever made. "
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(40)
 
(Some Projectionist)
 
 
 
The 25 Most Controversial Movies Ever ...and since SALO isn't number #1, this list is absolute CRAP
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(69)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Big hair, bare chest, bad music. Behold the power of the Hoff
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Ten Directors of Hollywood
source: techblogbiz.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Damon and William Shatner deny rumors that they have anything to do with "Star Trek XI"
source: cinemablend.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Eric Clapton Portal)
 
 
 
Tired of redoing J.J.Cale songs, Eric Clapton records a new CD with him instead
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(3)
 
(BizOfShowBiz)
 
 
 
Goth band knocks Beyonce off #1 Billboard Dance Chart spot
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(35)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst movies of the 80s: Who would have thought Kurt Thomas could take Sylvester Stallone?
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Celebrity Jeopardy planned for Radio City Music Hall. "I'll take 'The Penis Mightier' for 200, Trebek."
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(13)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter released on bail. In other news, A&E announces plot for their new Fall show
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(49)
 
(Lohanjob.com)
 
 
 
Britney Spears puts down Cheetos, names baby
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(10)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Matt Damon gets pissed off on Jimmy Kimmel Live
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(41)
 
(Celebrity babies)
 
 
 
Hollywood rumor mill says Tori Spelling is pregnant
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(19)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Raymond Baxter, wartime Spitfire pilot who became one of the BBC's best-known presenters, has died
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(3)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Nancy Grace says that "guilt" probably made mother of missing child commit suicide
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(55)
 
(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Parker in Seattle to promote new fragrance, "Lovely". When asked if her looks were the inspiration behind the name, Ms. Parker replied, "neigh"
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(19)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Darren Aronofsky shot all space special effects for new sci-fi movie "The Fountain" in a Petri dish
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(10)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun is there when the Hoff said Pam Anderson wasn't his type; Submitter remembers that being his best line after rejection, too
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(4)
 


Fri September 15, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Pete Best's mother's basement given protective heritage status. Your mother's basement unlikely to receive same, despite your misplaced genius
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
John Travolta's attorney spin doctoring gay rumors again after his client's recent gay activities
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(41)
 
(wikipedia)
 
 
 
Steven Seagal fights off Yakuza and wins to save dojo Ex wife, "Thats just lies". Plus more fun Seagal facts
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(21)
 
(Playbill)
 
 
 
"Bizarre new holiday classic" based on L. Ron Hubbard's teachings to feature child actors playing Tom Cruise and John Travolta
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(8)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Vanessa Minnillo and Nick Lachey are boat people (with gratuitous Vanessa Minnillo bikini shot)
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(26)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson appears to have taken more than a few trips to Dr. 90210 as these new promo pictures from her upcoming role in Broadway's 'Chicago' show someone's built her a new body as well as a new face
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lack of upcoming horse films means fewer roles for Penelope Cruz
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(19)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Proving Hollywood is not only out of ideas, but also hires complete morons: casting director signs actor who hates comic books and wants to take the 'joke' out of Joker for next Batman movie. Here comes the role-research
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(41)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Unlike Tom Cruise, Hayden Christensen loves for fans to speculate whether or not he's gay
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(29)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher already sounding like a married man: "It doesn't really matter what you say, you're just wrong. So I just drink a lot now. And it helps"
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(28)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
George Michael and Elton John kiss, make up, head to nearest bathroom stall
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(8)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
RIAA proves how much they hate consumers by bringing Jay-Z out of retirement
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TFer PiNPOiNT's movie, "Everyone's Hero," hits theaters today
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(52)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A look back at the ridiculously awesome 3D effects of "Friday the 13th: Part III"
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(9)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Dreamworks is making a Mr. Peabody & Sherman film
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(19)
 
(Recorder)
 
 
 
Actress Sharon Stone applies her genius intellect to the Montreal shooting, proves her talents truly do reside in her cooter
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(15)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pierce Brosnan and Liam Neeson decide to go all Brokeback, not that there's anything wrong with that
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Slideshow of Rockstars who have aged badly
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(96)
 


Thu September 14, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Friends" with benefits? Matthew Perry loves watching porn parody of his old show
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(29)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Hayden Christensen to star in upcoming big-budget sci-fi epic trilogy. Samuel L. Jackson to have supporting role. No word on Yoda's involvement yet
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(30)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Since Tom and Katie are talking about getting married, it's time for one of those pesky rumours that Tom had a homosexual affair
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(15)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Tonight's "Survivor" premiere is entitled "I Can Forgive Her But I Don't Have to Because She Screwed With My Chickens." WTF?
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(27)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jackass' Steve-O dropped his real last name for showbiz, so nobody'd confuse him with Danny Glover
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paula Abdul's ex-lover Corey Clark arrested in Arizona
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(6)
 
(People)
 
 
 
The death of Anna Nicole Smith's son was so devastating to her that she's become afflicted with complete memory loss of the event. How convenient and not suspicious in the least bit considering charges may be filed
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(158)
 
(TMZ)
 
Video
 
"Tara Reid has some competition for her crown as Hollywood's biggest train wreck... "
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(42)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson refused to wear a Red Sox cap for new film because he's a Yankee fan
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(33)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christians in Holland trying to prevent Madonna concert due to mock crucifixion. Muhammad bomb cartoon unavailable for comment
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(socialitelife)
 
 
 
Cletus brags about the "amazing-ass scores" he got on his GED, before whining that he's "almost broke" despite getting $2 million from his TV show
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to wed the last remaining guy on earth who has not seen her vagina
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(25)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Today in scary voyeur news, see where Kate Bosworth's ribcage ends and her silicone begins (SFW-ish)
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(34)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas: One of Marvel's oldest superheroes, Sub-Mariner, is headed to the big screen
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(52)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Timberlake admits to being smashed on Letterman
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Uptown girl / she is tired of living in his BS world / as as anyone with hot blood can / now she's suing her downtown man / for divorce
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(7)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Is Anna Nicole's attorney to blame? Other reports are looking at the third person in the room, this article tells who the third person was
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(29)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
"She looked good, read off the TelePrompTer smoothly." And with that, Meredith Vieira's "Today Show" debut was deemed a success
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(6)
 
(Daily Innuendo)
 
 
 
The new Lara Croft model: Karima Adebibe (safe for work)
source: innuendo.blogter.hu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
"Guerrilla artist" Banksy hits L.A.
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(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck quits acting over movie flops. Why were there were so many flops?
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
CSI film crew discovers real mummified body in building being used for CSI episode about mummified bodies
source: tv.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The spray paint used to graffiti Zach Braff's new Porsche on "Punk'd" was fake. His beatdown on the 12-year-old boy, however, wasn't
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(45)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
"Monster Mojito," "Berried Alive" and "Lemon Drop Dead" join this year's army of Halloween-themed Jones Soda flavors
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(4)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
$1600 is all that stands between you and a chance to put on your robe and wizard hat in real life
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(73)
 


Wed September 13, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The new looks of Optimus Prime in the Transformers movie
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(59)
 
(All Africa)
 
 
 
World-renowned political statesman George Clooney to address United Nations Security Council
source: allafrica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(149)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Who in the name of Hootie is listening to Nickelback?
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(84)
 
(Box Office Mojo)
 
 
 
"Snakes on a Plane" is actually turning a profit -- without DVD sales
source: boxofficemojo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell announces he's joined Scientology; brags about huge number of frequent flier miles that come with it
source: lse.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Stuff)
 
 
 
A recap of every pop-culture reference from the season premiere of "Family Guy"
source: stuffmagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown have separated. Lawyers figuring out who gets custody of the daughter and frequent rehab visit punch cards
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(Some Pokemon Hater)
 
 
 
The 5 Worst Pokemon Ever
source: blog.myspace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(46)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey's plan to monopolize Dr. Seuss franchise unfolds. (Mike Myers didn't stand a chance)
source: celebrityweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Time)
 
 
 
Coldplay buys 10,000 mango trees to offset the greenhouse gases of producing its new CD. Considering it's Coldplay, three would have sufficed
source: time.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"According to Jim" gets syndicated. Unfortunately, episode with Stewie Griffin as the comic relief not included in deal
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maya Angelou to host radio show on XM. Advertisers include Butterfinger, Fruit Loops, Pennzoil
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Well, Tom Cruise can sleep better at night knowing that Stephen Baldwin is praying for him
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
David defeats Goliath: Judge sides with original Supernova in "Rock Star" lawsuit
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(45)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Posh Spice has overtanned to the point of approaching burnt umber (SFW)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lopez says new single came from husband Marc Anthony's dream. Apparently, song is about gnawing your arm off to escape or something like that
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Mystery of Anna Nicole's son's death just gets mysteriouser
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(144)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey still can't figure out what caused him and Jessica Simpson to split. Perhaps reports that his wife let some other guy stick his penis in her while she was off shooting a movie haven't caught up with him yet
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oompah Loompahs worldwide celebrating what would have been Roald Dahl's 90th Birthday
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
George W. Bush to hold talks with Kazakhstan's leader over British comedian Sacha Baron Cohen's "Borat" character misrepresenting their nation. Oh, and oil too
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(166)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie: "I think I look okay." Then she fell through a sidewalk grate (SFW)
source: socialitelife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(42)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Axl explains that the reason he hasn't released "Chinese Democracy" yet is that he refuses to release a bad album
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
America's fascination with Katie Couric ends quickly: Second-week ratings going down like a crackwhore at a Shriner's convention
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(152)
 
(Some Geek)
 
Video
 
New and enhanced version of Star Trek dutifully replicates SFX screw-up, has Enterprise firing photon torpedoes when it should be phasers
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(52)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson and Kate Hudson in Maui together (w/pics)
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sean Penn asks photographers to stop snapping so he can answer a question, calls Bush a "dumb Beelzebub." In other news, Sean Penn managed not to assault any photographers today
source: editorandpublisher.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrities are more narcissistic than the rest of us. The most narcissistic celebs of all? Reality TV contestants. Bonus: the study's author is Dr. Drew
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(10)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Timberlake builds club cred with new album. Fails to realize that the easiest way to build club cred is to pound a steady beat with your hand on the nearest flat surface
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(8)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Naked Cowboy to release album (with pic of chilly recording studio)
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dixie Chicks are past the anti-Bush comments and their careers are back on track, so they film a documentary in which Natalie Maines calls Bush a "dumb fark." In related news, Dixie Chicks scheduled to become historical footnote
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(78)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson performs with orchestra, thinks an oboe would make a good bong
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(79)
 


Tue September 12, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda advises Lindsay Lohan to "slow down." Also suggests she not sit on North Vietnamese anti-aircraft guns
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(19)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Norah Jones only needs to follow two rules: 1) Look hot. 2) Remember the lyrics to your biggest hit. Still hasn't figured out No. 2
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne says she started her own make-up line because "I get asked all the time how I stay looking good and what make-up I wear"
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(7)
 
(Some Fading Star)
 
 
 
Howard Stern fading from the spotlight. Reportedly hoping for national crisis and readying call-in script, "BABABOOEY BABABOOEY Howard Stern's penis"
source: medialifemagazine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(75)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Bloom might be Uma's new boy toy
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(9)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Johnny Cash makes him cry, and he runs like Judy Garland
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(48)
 
(Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
Ten years later, some still feel the impact of Tupac's legacy. And by "impact," they mean "punching your monitor every damn time you hear his damn name"
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra sticks fork into electrical outlet with predictable results. (With pics)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan's burning Lamborghini wasn't actually his, it belonged to a friend of his son. Or, as the Hulkster refers to him, "brother"
source: jalopnik.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears gives birth to a boy, changes name from Jailynn to Damien
source: nationalenquirer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(165)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
The 10 most anxious, tortured, angst-ridden dudes in moviedom. No. 1 on the list: Jim Stark. That'd be James Dean for you kids playing on submitter's lawn
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Alanis Morissette will play a lesbian on "Nip/Tuck," but will she go down on you in a theater?
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(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
It's not unusual for Tom Jones to get his ass kicked by his wife for screwing around
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(15)
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise, Katie Holmes in her "I fell down the stairs" sunglasses, and an "unidentified youth" (uh, that's Tom's son) attend MNF
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(55)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
William Shatner meeting with J.J. Abrams to discuss his involvement in "Star Trek XI"
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(17)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson hospitalized with mystery illness. Wendy... I'm sick
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(24)
 
(Blabbermouth)
 
 
 
Pigs are donning their flight gear: Axl Rose promises "Chinese Democracy" will be released by the end of the year
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(31)
 
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Vibe magazine swaps out its cover story on Christina Aguilera at the last minute for Bobby Brown, and if you think she's upset, Peter Gibbons has to deal with it 40 times
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(10)
 
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"Don't strangle the anointed one" is the perfect phrase to save you from your barking-mad husband
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(8)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson is opposed to Bush. Until we get a full-frontal scene, we'll just have to take her word for it
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Director's Guild to honor Danny Glover, who's getting too old for this shiat
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(2)
 
(SanDiegoUnionTribune)
 
 
 
"Survivor" sponsors race to vote themselves off the racially segregated islands
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(19)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
You will be able to ignore the new Morgan Freeman movie on the Internet mere moments after you're done ignoring it at the theaters in what studio is calling "next biggest thing after the DVD phenomenon"
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(8)
 
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50 Cent punches out man at fashion show for not giving up his seat. Well, that's one way to make attending a fashion show more "street"
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(20)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
What's next for Peter Jackson -- flying dragons in the Napoleanic Wars or a return to the quiet confines of the Shire?
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(28)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Rosie O'Donnell and her fat mouth creating conflict among fellow co-hosts of "The View." CATFIGHT
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(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Experts have different reaction to BabyTV, a new satellite channels aimed at kids under two. Some of them crapped their pants and the rest are throwing wild tantrums
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(4)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
John Mayer not worried about how dark his penis is. And it's dark, so dark
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(7)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson tells Meatloaf no thanks, I don't wish to duet with you on that Celine Dion song, even if both of us do have great tits
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Trailer of the best movie of the year. SOAP's got nothin' on "Sasha"
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(25)
 


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Dave Chapelle turns down big money and the big city to live in small Ohio town
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(41)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 15 college movies of all time. Chris Knight and Mitch Taylor align their laser at said poll
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(37)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Luc Besson says his latest movie will be his last, forever shattering hopes of a rumored sequel to "The Professional"
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(38)
 
(ITV)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff claims that he was asked to sing the tribute song at Princess Diana's funeral owing to his "amazing friendship" with her, and they had to settle for Elton John instead
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(9)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Spike Lee takes a page from Oliver Stone's book, cashes in on recent tragedy
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(14)
 
(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Don't be surprised if you ever hear the following Ludacris acceptance speech: "I'd like to thank my fans, my agent, and, most of all, my balls"
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(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
I, "The Rock", would like to request that you no longer call me "The Rock." Please refer to me as Dwayne Johnson. Yours truly, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson
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(44)
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore refuses to consider anti-depressants because she's afraid it could change her crazy personality
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(39)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NFL > "ABC 9/11 ...b,b,C" > CBS 9/11 x3
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(22)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Former Ringling Bros. clown claims to be Elvis Presley's son, has bloody shirt and sweaty scarves to prove it
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(11)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Adam Ant says falling in love with Heather Graham kept him from killing himself; suicide threats were apparently desperate but not serious
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(37)
 
(Paramount Theatre)
 
 
 
Mustard Man starring in "Lord of the Rings"-based hilarity in Aurora, Illinois
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(79)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
One hundred episodes planned for "Star Wars" TV series. "Han shoots first" trifecta now in play
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tackling a Christmas tree led Keifer Sutherland to make some changes in his life
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(16)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson's boyfriend attacks her in his band's new song. It's not expected to effect her though, since nobody's ever heard of him or his band
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(35)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Another hour of footage was added to Oliver Stone's "Alexander" for the "Alexander: Alexander the Great Was Really, Really Gay" edition DVD
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(23)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
Trekkies up in arms about new CGI remake of original series. "Star Wars" fans give them teary man-hug
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(36)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
This may shatter your image of Paris Hilton as a professional actress, but turns out she shows up late to the set and doesn't know her lines
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(13)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Richard Branson punks Paris Hilton
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
P. Diddy believes peeing is as good as sex; R. Kelly says "what's the difference?"
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
ABC edits 9/11 miniseries to include Clinton using cruise missile on Lewinsky and firing giant cigar into Afghan terror camp as diversion
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi launches new clothing line. Just don't get them wet
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(6)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's son finally succumbs to terminal shame, dies in the Bahamas
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Sandcastles of the awesome variety
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