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Sun September 10, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The 'Hoff says Princess Diana had a strong physical attraction to him; so did his wife Morgan Fairchild, and a young Elizabeth Taylor
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(10)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
All this good publicity for Tom and Katie lately and all their good deeds come after some soul-searching and realizing the error of... yeah, ok, you weren't buying it, it's all a PR campaign
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(9)
 
(Some KISS fan)
 
 
 
In another desperate attempt to make money without recording a new album, KISS to release all their live albums in a box set
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(11)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Hollywood Biatchslap)
 
 
 
Essentially, "Covenant" is about young, wet, "CW" ready underwear models running around hurling "magical" gelatin blobs at each other while they compete for screen time with their own abs
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(31)
 
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Check out Sam Jackson's cool new look (pic). Rutger Hauer approves
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(26)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Coolest 80s music video evar. No arguing
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(101)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Chest" hauls in over $1 Billion in booty. Yarrrr
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Bikini Models Ahoy It's the Ujena Swimwear Talent Search
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Top Ten Animated Movies
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(400)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Harvey Keitel tried to get the facts straight for 9/11 docudrama: hired his own researcher, rewrote script
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(97)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Liza Minnelli allegedly has herpes, and David Gest claims he isn't the one who gave it to her. Richard Simmons unavailable for comment
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(9)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Red Buttons' bizarre last words on his deathbed: "If I lived for another eight years I still would never watch Conan O'Brien"
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(26)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
One man, 967 films. Who is this acting god, you ask?
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(49)
 
(Telugu Portal)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria says she's sick of sex scenes
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(19)
 
(Terre Hute TribStar.com)
 
 
 
Former "Dallas" actor arrested in podunk town w/ mugshot goodness
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(9)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Amazon's new video download service, Unbox, sucks
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(26)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Hollywood continues to run out of ideas: new Police Academy in the works. In other news, Steve Guttenberg is still alive
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(26)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boy Brian Littrell wants to remind the world that he is not gay
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(11)
 


Sat September 09, 2006
(supersuckers.com)
 
 
 
Blue Oyster Cult throws a fit as opening band Supersuckers play a BOC song in their set. In other news, BOC is still popular enough to have an opening band
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(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ben "Superman" Affleck wins best actor award at the Venice Film Festival
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(97)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Surprising factoid: Dark Side of the Moon sells so well it has it's own CD pressing factory in Germany
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(95)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Bob Barker begins 35th year of hosting The Price is Right. Celebrate by controlling the pet population and having your pet spayed or neutered
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(9)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Penelope Cruz says she was 'proud' of her fake butt in new movie. I didn't want to take my false ass off," she says. "There was an emotional attachment"
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(65)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some people have a problem with Claudia Schiffer's puppies... no, not THOSE puppies, her dogs
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(4)
 
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Heath Ledger talks about being new Joker. "I wouldn't have thought of me, either"
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(43)
 
(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
"No, it wasn't Pink Floyd. But for many in attendance, it was close enough." Roger Waters in concert
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(83)
 
(Some Parent)
 
 
 
First there was Telletubbies, and then Wiggles - Get a sneak peek into what will be driving American Parents insane in a year or two
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(76)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff has dumped his wife to look for a younger woman and insists he is sick of "dumb" girls and is intent on finding a "career-orientated chick" when he comes to the UK this month
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(13)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sean "Diddy" Combs has to change his name again and pay damages to hip-hop producer already named 'Diddy.' Don't worry, the well of stupid names is bottomless, he'll haul something out
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
In retrospect, Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit realizes it was probably a bad idea to wear black to her own wedding
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(9)
 
(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt comes up with way to continue to get the milk for free, says he won't marry Angelina Jolie until everyone can marry legally
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
10 Indian Female Super Models
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(14)
 
(Some Attention Whore)
 
 
 
"My heart dropped and sank into the floor. Sadness turned into anger, how could they do this? Do they not understand how powerful and hot Myspace is?" WAAAAAHHHH (link is SFW)
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(20)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Britney to release Jailynn a month early
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(16)
 
(Blabbermouth.net)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper says you can't shock an audience anymore because reality is shocking enough
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore got a crush on Cameron Diaz
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The 400th episode of The Simpsons to feature Kiefer Sutherland and Mary Lynn Rajskub as their respective characters in a spoof of "24"
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(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Real-life undercover agent tells Kiefer Sutherland that, no thanks to him, his mom expects him to get his job done in just 24 hours
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(9)
 


Fri September 08, 2006
(Jointblog)
 
 
 
Video of Howard Stern's 9/11 show will finally be aired -- the day America's shock jock helped New Yorkers and listeners across the country react and deal with its most shocking event
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(257)
 
(Bosh)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt not as dumb as everyone thinks he is
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's daughter writes angry song about cheating stepfather. Sing us a song, you're the piano girl
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(19)
 
(Gawker)
 
 
 
Pics of cops taking popular musical performer 50 Cent away. And what's that car? (SFW)
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(111)
 
(NME)
 
 
 
David Gilmour called "a bastard" by Scissor Sisters singer, who appears comfortably dumb
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(20)
 
(Businessweek)
 
 
 
Amazon unveils Unbox, offering DVD quality downloads and MS-compatible portable device capability
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(11)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Groening, regarding "The Simpsons": "Let's keep doing it." And by "let's," he means "the devil," and by "it" he means "get your coat." In other news, "Futurama" still funny, at
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(50)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
BEP's singer Fergie says if Jim Morrison was still alive she'd probably want to have "really trippy drug sex" with him. Jim Morrison to reveal he's still alive in three... two... NOW!
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(30)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
If you've ever caught yourself saying, "Gee, I wish Paul McCartney could teach me how to make mashed potatoes" (and really, who hasn't?), well, here's your 10-minute instructional video
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(18)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Playboy picks up MySpace's Christine "ForBiddeN" Dolce for a nude pictorial, which begs the question -- what the hell is MySpace?
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(20)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Remain calm and breathe deeply: Lindsay Lohan's bag has been found
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(16)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Showing his peaceful and compassionate side, Dutch priest calls in bomb threat at Madonna concert
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(12)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Hoff admits his young daughters are "horrified" that he wants a girlfriend nearly half his age. Or they're horrified a 54-year-old pisstank can get young girls. You make the call
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(29)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Ellen DeGeneres picked to host Oscars. Celebrates by eating at the Y
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(124)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Brendan Fraser signs on for "re-imagining" of "The Mummy"
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(32)
 
(Times Leader)
 
 
 
Ric Romero wannabe discovers college radio. "And, perhaps college radio is a place where bands occasionally launch into stardom, a la U2, REM and the B-52s"
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(91)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Bob Barker ready for a 35th season. The spaying and neutering goes on
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hollywood DUI trifecta complete: Dallas actor Ken Kercheval blows a big one while visiting Clinton
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(6)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says the media is "making too big a deal" out of her DUI arrest. In other news, Paris Hilton does things that the media DOESN'T make too big a deal of
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(8)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Mike Judge -- the satiric mastermind behind "Beavis and Butthead," "King of the Hill" and "Office Space" -- just got punked again by his own studio: Fox dumps his movie "Idiocracy" on screens without running ads, tr
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(67)
 
(UTVlive)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan wants to be known for his acting skills rather than his martial arts and is "fed up" with action roles. Whatever, now jump down this laundry chute and use this feather duster to knock the machine gun out of that guy's hands
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(8)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
MGM will be assaulting you with five movie sequels
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(47)
 
(witz.org)
 
Video
 
Ben Affleck gropes hot interviewer, stops just short of dry humping her leg (some NSFW language)
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(56)
 
(AMC)
 
 
 
Original movie trailer for "Raiders Of the Lost Ark." Submitter remembers thinking it looked lame while getting excited about "Ice Pirates"
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(34)
 
(CMJ)
 
 
 
Danger Mouse remixes Paris Hilton's new album, replaces 400 copies in UK record shop. Everyone suddenly notices real musical talent. (With not-safe-for-work link to album art)
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yusuf Islam (Cat Stevens) to release first album in 28 years for some reason
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(31)
 
(Popholic)
 
 
 
If you loved "Superman Returns" -- and judging by attendance, you didn't -- apparently Kate Bosworth is going to get a Lois Lane spinoff movie
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(23)
 
(ABC)
 
 
 
Former House Majority Leader Tom Delay urges people to vote... for Sara Evans on "Dancing with the Stars"
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(7)
 


Thu September 07, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan has allegedly become the victim of grand theft at Heathrow Airport in London after her Hermes bag containing "a quantity of jewelry" reportedly worth over $1 million went missing
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(28)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Exceptionally bad musical number promoting ABC's 1990 fall schedule. Half of Fark: "Mmmmm, Winnie Cooper." Other half: "Mmmmm, Corky Thatcher."
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(31)
 
(Hip Hop R&B Soul)
 
 
 
Pray for Omarion's new album
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Russian officials fear Madonna concert will be too large for stadium to handle and thousands could be killed. Каждое Паникует
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck will not enter politics because it's too corrupt, he says from his Hollywood movie set
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Another Black Crowes band member quits. There won't be a band left until Kate Hudson hooks up with Owen Wilson again
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear and David Spade are taking a break from their six-month relationship. Translated, this means that David has to obey the restraining order now
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(19)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Jackson ordered to pay $60,000 so that the mother of his kids can take him to court
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(6)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Lachey okay with taking less than half the $36 million he and Simpson earned while married. $36 million? America should be ashamed
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(24)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Random House and author James Frey to pay out a $2.35 million little pieces of currency
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(8)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kirk and Spock say they are so over "Star Trek." Except for the money, of course
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(14)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Desperate Housewives" star pregnant. No, not the hot one. No, not the other hot one. No, not the horsey-looking one either. Marcia Cross
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's sister to release a Christmas album. First song: "My Sister's a Whore (Merry Christmas)"
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(28)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Stupid Pet Tricks gets an extension of four more years at CBS
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(15)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Critics have issues with Couric's newcast. Cause she's a woman? No. Cause of the whole airbrushing thing? No. Because she wears white after Labor Day
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(178)
 
(LA Weekly)
 
 
 
Comedienne tries to patent her signature comedy line, is told by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office that "You cum like a girl" cannot be patented. Receives additional gift from government: A sizeable porn collection delivered to her hard drive
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(38)
 
(WRAL-TV)
 
 
 
"Clay Aiken has been appointed to serve on the President's Committee for People with Intellectual Disabilities." Obvious tags giggles uncontrollably
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(63)
 
(Blogcritics)
 
 
 
Of all the reasons not to shoot yourself, "At least Tom Sizemore doesn't have his own reality show" just got crossed off the list
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fizzum faz, ana haaaam #1, feeeeeeeeeel
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Keith Urban's new song lyrics MAY suggest that he wants two kids with Nicole Kidman. It DOES suggest that celebrity gossip columnists have nothing else to write about
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(2)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Videoclip of the new high defintion Star Trek
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone wants to make a second 9/11 movie; George Clooney suggests calling it 9/12
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 


Wed September 06, 2006
(YouTube)
 
 
 
French game show contestant doesn't know if it's the sun or moon that revolves around the Earth. Asks the French audience, which gives him the wrong answer. The world rejoices as yet another reason to mock the French is revealed
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(44)
 
(J. Hasbien Talent Agency)
 
 
 
Robocop, Predator and others get new leases on life
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(11)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Some funny "House" outtakes
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling's year just went from bad to worse
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(9)
 
(MCV)
 
 
 
Microsoft UK: Sony's technology is unproven. Sony: Your mom is unproven. Wait, no... very proven. Because we have sex with her all the time
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(3)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan haiku
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(8)
 
(Ol-Skool Afternoon)
 
Video
 
When not tied up saving their respective universes, He-man, Lion-o and Voltron kick it together scoping out the honeys at all-night, drug-fueled raves on Cobra Island
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(7)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
A surviving member of the Traveling Wilburys' album hits No. 1. His first since 1976
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(56)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Entertainment meteorologists reporting that a depression of suckitude has formed over the U.S. after a member of the group Color Me Badd has married a former "American Idol" contestant. May be upgraded to Category 1 if it moves toward Hollywood
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(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
"Hello, I'm Leonard Nimoy. The following list of best Simpsons guest stars is good. And by good, I mean bad. It's all lies. But they're entertaining lies. And in the end, isn't that the real purpose? The answer is no"
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(30)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Mel Brooks to turn "Young Frankenstein" into Broadway play
source: washtimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
FCC fines radio station for, among other things, operating out of an Econo Lodge. Don't worry, they'll leave the radio on for ya'
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hollywood takes the last swirl down the drain as Toby Keith gets acting advice from Legendary Film Star Burt Reynolds
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(10)
 
(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty goes from junkie to stockbroker
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(5)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Golfing expert M. Night Shyamalan accuses teen prodigy Michelle Wie of questionable character
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(51)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another sign the apocalypse is near: The Gwen Stefani fashion dolls
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(106)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham is not pregnant, can keep her coat-rack-thin figure
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(12)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Britney Spears may name her new rugrat "Jailynn" after the place where the child's daddy, K-Fed, will no doubt eventually end up
source: socialitelife.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kate Bosworth splits with Orlando Bloom, expresses sadness at his lack of booty plundering
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
William Shatner refuses Virgin Galactic's offer of a seat on their first passenger flight because "I'm interested in man's march into the unknown but to vomit in space is not my idea of a good time"
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(46)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
For some reason, Catherine Zeta-Jones wasn't flattered when a dog was named after her in a new movie
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(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Noel Gallagher wants to start chain of Oasis-themed hotels, which are expected to completely rip off Beatles-themed hotels
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(18)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers warns young girls that money spent on plastic surgery is more important than education
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(17)
 
(Jointblog)
 
 
 
Why high-def TV vorks: Watching (and hoping) Scarlett Johansson will spill out of her cocktail dress while laughing to Leno (now that's content)
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(28)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
P. Diddy soon to have Q. Diddy and R. Diddy
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(17)
 
(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Princess Di's butler publishes a tell-all book. Again
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(6)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Media experts predict the Steve Irwin stingray video will eventually end up on the Internet, reports the Obvious Daily News
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(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
John Mayer has already dumped Jessica Simpson cause she won't STFU
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(30)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Malibu bar patrons "entertained" by the impromptu beer-soaked, shirtless musical duo of Kid Rock & Jeremy Piven. Sadly, no stage banter on Jews & warfare
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(5)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
CBS teams up with TiVo in groundbreaking deal to allow users to skip over their programs and watch the commercials. Probably not what they expected, but have you seen their prime-time line up?
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(5)
 
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Who do you think is the most underrated, yet talented actor in Hollywood today? VE LG submitter's pick
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(191)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kid who claimed Michael Jackson molested him now claiming his dad attacked him with a barbell. Yeah, I think I'm seeing a pattern here
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(6)
 
(Bodog Beat)
 
 
 
Take aim at stupid people with the 4th Annual World Stupidity Awards
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(9)
 


Tue September 05, 2006
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
While he recuperates, reminisce with Roger Ebert about the brilliance of "Beavis & Butthead Do America"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vivian Leigh and Cary Grant are the most beautiful British people ever. Sean Connery inconsolable, now seeing the rapists
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Weird Al" Yankovic to the RIAA: Suck It
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(55)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Steve Irwin didn't really pull the barb out of himself after all
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(245)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Clear pics of Optimus Prime. My god, can't the paparazzi leave anyone alone?
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Rosanne and Jackie vs. Eddy and Patsy
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(14)
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
"The Hobbit" to start filming in three... two... one...
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Today's "government grant money put to good use" brought to you by a study to see if celebrities really are more narcissistic than the "general public"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson is launching her own make-up line called {Insert money shot joke here}
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
A couple bozos stumble upon the set of "Lost." Look ma, no guards
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
About 30 years too late: Meat Loaf hires a vocal coach for his upcoming "Bat Out Of Hell III: The Monster Is Loose" album
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Just like the videos they used to air, MTV co-founder has "resigned" from the company
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Actor Martin Sheen has enrolled in a bachelor's degree program so that he will be able to actually know a bit about the issues he protests
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(Honolulu Star Bulletin)
 
 
 
"Mr. Eko" actor from "Lost" arrested in Honolulu, bringing the total of "Lost" actors who have been arrested or cited for traffic violations in Hawaii to at least seven
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Freddie Mercury complains that there is a lack of sexual opportunities from beyond the grave, according to a psychic who contacted him on his birthday
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne's dog bites Patrick Swayze. To be safe, Kelly will have her head cut off and tested for rabies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan says she hopes her role in the movie about that assasination thingy gets young people more involved in that politics thingy and they vote in those election thingys
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Entertainment Weekly claims U2's sound spawned from Exile's "Kiss You All Over." More ruminations on the pop music of 1978 from someone who inexplicably gets paid to write a column
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Joe Eszterhas says Val Kilmer is an imbecile and Michael Douglas is dumb -- this coming from the man who wrote "Showgirls"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Singin' in the Rain" named the best movie musical ever. Farkers complain that "Bat Boy: The Musical" hasn't been made into a movie yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katie Couric ready for prime time debut, eager to report on growing stingray threat. More at 11:00
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
NBC attempts to clone "Lost"
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(14)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Star Trek to receive special-effects makeover for resyndication. Expect greener, bustier women and "Kirk shot first" controversy
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Rachel Weisz booed at Venice Film Festival for new film "The Fountain"; in other news, Darren Aronofsky (Pi, Requiem) is tapping Rachel Weisz for more than just the lead role
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley is going wear 13 different wedding gowns during her four-day wedding to Arun Nayar
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(17)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Charlotte Church wants Tom Cruise to appear on her new TV show, but thinks he would refuse because he doesn't have a sense of humor
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(20)
 
(Rael)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams wants to start his own religion. The news is that Robbie Williams doesn't want to be the god of said religion
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(9)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters is already cracking the whip on Rosie O'Donnell about her blogging
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(15)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Kate Moss rumored to marry Pete Doherty, will obtain legal rights to half of his stash
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(6)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Graffiti has people wondering, who's Les Claypool?"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Poisoning and STD-swapping. No, it's not a weekend with Paris Hilton; this is Liza Minnelli's divorce getting even uglier
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(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Johnny Knoxville "stunned" by Willie Nelson's marijuana intake during Dukes of Hazzard filming, noting not only does Nelson show no ill effects, but he smoked so much one of the cameramen passed out from the fumes
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(10)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Shia LeBeouf on the "Transformers" set: possibly the most blunt, plot-spoiling, career-immolating interview given on a Hollywood-blockbuster set in years
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone accuses Hollywood of "exploiting war." Pot, meet kettle. Kettle, pot
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson wants to do a sequel of SoaP and he's already picked a title: "Snakes On Crack"
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
For all you jerks who won't stop whining about how how Casino Royale is going to suck
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(42)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
In the interest of providing farkers with another decade's worth of material, "Office Space" director Mike Judge has a new movie coming out. Two chicks at once, dude
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(22)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Theater attendance up 3%, revenue up 6%. Dear MPAA: You can shut the f*ck up now
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty escapes jail sentence. Yobbery sure to ensue
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(9)
 
(hipfox)
 
 
 
Chinese movie director Lou Ye banned from making movies in his home country for five years
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(6)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
What it takes to be a world-class "gurgitator" in the competitive world of competitive eating. "At most events, they're treated like rock stars ... free travel, nice hotels, even limos"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson films steamy threesome for new film, 26-year old actress can't handle the truth: "I was very aroused... I could definitely be with him in real life"
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(37)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lance Bass' boyfriend hopes his new book chronicling his struggles in the Air Force will end the ban on gays in the military
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(13)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson buys officer "sugar tits" the biggest bunch of flowers she's ever seen after an apology. Awwww
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(22)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Wedding dresses made of toilet paper (photos)
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(13)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
A look back at the 1991 "Horror Hall of Fame" awards. Kind of like the Academy Awards or the VMAs, only with Freddy Krueger instead of Jon Stewart, and the guy who sings "Monster Mash" instead of Jessica Simpson
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(2)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Two men who stole Nickelback's guitars sentenced to probation, listening to the band
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(8)
 
(NewsMax)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson given chance to atone: Play yourself so Adam Goldberg can pop one cap in your head in The Hebrew Hammer 2
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