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Sun September 03, 2006
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Passengers of flight are suing the airline after singer Bonnie Tyler performs her hit "Total Eclipse of the Heart" for the co-pilot, saying they were "traumatized" during the performance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how Screech from Saved by the Bell was going to lose his house unless people bought his t-shirts? Turns out it was a publicity stunt
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(ScreamScape)
 
 
 
The former Nickelodeon Studios building will become home to the Blue Man Group. Clarissa can't even explain this
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(Some Aryan)
 
 
 
Feelin' a little (Prussian) Blue: new musical based on neo-Nazi Olsen twins debuts in NY
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(Broadcasting and Cable)
 
 
 
Practically no one watched the MTV video music awards last Thursday
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
New British mocumentary "Death Of A President" (or D.o.a.P.) depicts the "imagined assassination" of President Bush. Flame away, Farkers, flame away
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
LOLOMG... Former art critic blasts Time magazine and its current "incompetent" direction under AOL's Steve Case: "that scumbag"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Puppeteer Wayland Flowers died 18 years ago, but his gay icon puppet Madame is making a comeback; and we thought nobody was looking for a puppeteer in today's wintry economic climate
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Music Row discovers that C&W can serve liberal as much as conservative causes. Will the last one to leave Branson please turn out the lights
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Air America demoted Janeane Garofolo because she wanted to interview 9/11 heroes with the New York Fire Department; let freedom ring
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chris Tucker breaks five-year absence from movies. For what cinematic opus could have possibly lured back the cinematic talents of one Chris Tucker, you may be asking? Rush Hour 3
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In a couple of days, Katie Couric will become the first female news anchor in the history of American television. Do you care, or not care?
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Jilted WB networks fill void with new Fox MySpace spinoff "MyNetworkTV," consisting of two prime-time soap operas airing five days a week
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(eBay)
 
 
 
Suri Cruise's first poop, bronzed and for sale on eBay
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 6 Must-See New Movies This Summer
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(Disturbingly Yellow)
 
 
 
Team America: World Police, huge in South Korea
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen evacuated from lodge after being swarmed by wasps during afternoon tea
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(London Times)
 
 
 
The world needs more satirists like Trey Parker and Matt Stone
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(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Annual Jerry Lee Lewis Telethon will go on despite protestors
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Having eliminated all competition, Madden game posts record sales figures with Roster Update 2007
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(Family.org)
 
 
 
A Christian review of Red Hot Chili Peppers' "Stadium Arcadium"
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Sat September 02, 2006
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Parents Television Council discovers it is offended by a show that aired 2 years ago
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now that Ben Affleck has allegedly rejuvenated his career with a supposedly Oscar-worthy performance in Hollywoodland, here are some more actors who need to go away for a while
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(1up)
 
 
 
Song list from Guitar Hero 2 includes Spinal Tap
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise apologizes for being an idiot, now that he's unemployed
source: wsoctv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lemmy to German crowd at Nuremburg Motorhead concert: "You made more f**king noise than this in 1937"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sharon Osbourne blames British cuisine for making her fat
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
As if Cletus hasn't been emasculated enough, Britney claims: "I've always been a tomboy; I've always ended up being the man in the relationship"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The fine art of Vegas pool crashing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Being the new James Bond, Daniel Craig is having trouble convincing fans he's manly enough. Yeah, this'll help
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
John Travolta photographed kissing another man. Tom Cruise reportedly in auditing to remove jealous thetans
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(Some Jedi)
 
 
 
Star Wars Nerds, prepare to get your geek on. A shot by shot comparison between the '77 and '04 versions of Episode IV. May the lack of sex be with you
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Beatles, or what's left of them, suing EMI/Capital for failure to pay royalties on some songs. The world's tiniest guitar gently plays the world's weepiest song
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson's voice cracks during 'Today' act. Basically, she wasn't naked, so don't bother reading this
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Fri September 01, 2006
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Bruce Campbell to play himself fighting monsters in small Oregon town in upcoming greatest movie ever
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(London Times)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger can't go on stage without a teleprompter hidden from the audience that scrolls through the Stones' lyrics, reminds him in which city he is performing and guides him through his banter between songs
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
The five best new Fall TV shows. Catch 'em before they get an arrested development
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Peter Jackson announces he is remaking the coolest WWII movie no one ever saw
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(Independent)
 
 
 
A look through the bizarre death cetificates of those who lived fast, died young, and (occasionally) left a good-looking corpse
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Farrah Fawcett takes time out from being crazy to ask Heather Locklear to play her in an upcoming biopic
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chuck Norris supports Bible in school curriculum. Any objections? Didn't think so
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(Some Zee)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff blasts Hollywood diets and the pressure to be stick thin. Later seen in Hollywood bathroom, um, fixing her hair
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If Catherine Zeta-Jones was teaching you computers, you would be distracted as well
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(Pravda)
 
Boobies
 
Eva Longoria's erotic poses for your pleasure (sfw)
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Beyoncé Knowles thinks every woman should own a "freakum dress" - to spice up their sex life. Every man on earth would rather see her naked
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Remember how Natalie Portman was supposed to do a nude scene for her next film? Turns out it's going to be a stunt double
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Headline that describes Canadian television perfectly: "Award-winning shows no one watches"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson snags John Landis to direct his comeback video, which will be out around the same time as the "Chinese Democracy" CD
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(webindia123.com)
 
 
 
Sly Stallone's wife banned him from onscreen sex scenes
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Nothing says quality TV like Andrew Dice Clay and Tom Sizemore. Thank you VH1, this is the reality show we have been missing
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
In case you saved yourself hours of wasted life, a bunch of emo douchebags won a bunch of meaningless awards last night on MTV's Video Music Awards
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(Jewish Journal)
 
 
 
Is it considered selling out if, as a starving artist, one of your paintings becomes a primary set piece for "Lost" and you become rich and famous? Nah, everything happens for a reason
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton on fellatio: "I've only done that with maybe three people in my life." (With classic quote)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck claims the public knows too much about actors' private lives and it affects their ability to appreciate the performances on screen
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
"Another Giddy Diddy Viddy." The Smoking Gun is there and invites you to just push play to recreate the experience of being invited to his 29th birthday party
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(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton may be banging ole One-Nut. Why won't the world take Paris seriously when she appears in public in such classy apparel?
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(Middle East Times)
 
 
 
Despite his cries of "No, no you canna mecca me do this," Pinocchio forced to convert to Islam
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(Some Sequoia)
 
 
 
Al Gore helps Justin Timberlake "bring sexy back" to the MTV Video Music Awards. Hundreds of redwoods seen swaying to his beat afterward
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(China Daily)
 
 
 
Unknowingly fulfilling R. Kelly's ultimate fantasy, a baby alligator pees on Beyonce
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(mediabistro.com)
 
 
 
Michael Ian Black says that sketches from MTV's "The State" will be made available on iTunes. If they prove popular there, MTV will release them on DVD. Your dog wants to dip his balls in it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
See the real photos behind some famous album cover art. Scorpion's "Virgin Killer" strangely absent from list
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Haley Joel Osment's mugshot. Glendale police confused as to whether they should put him in a cell or a shoe box
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(AP)
 
 
 
Review of MTV VMAs for the five people who give a shiat
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(X-Entertainment)
 
Video
 
In this old TV commercial, a boy was driven to hysterical hallucinations of C-3P0 and R2-R2 out of sheer excitement for his new box of Star Wars Puffs tissues
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Actress sucks down Heineken before makeout scene with Billy Crudup. Hooray beer
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Thu August 31, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
EA says Madden '07 sales already past 2 million. Boom, indeed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Allison Janney to add MILFy fappiness to cast of Hairspray
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas doesn't swim in the ocean because he is scared of sharks; he looks like a piece of beef jerky to them
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown's new girlfriend insists she didn't break up Bobby and Whitney's marriage; also says that Bobby told her that "he was a member of al Qaeda and that President Bush was looking for him."
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The latest athlete to sign with Nike is Jennifer Aniston...wait, what?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Father of CNN anchor who called her sister-in-law a control freak while on the air says "it takes one to know one." My, that next family reunion should be quite interesting
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Blythe Danner appalled by how she looks in hi-def. Rest of us appalled at how she looks on 13" tv's with crappy reception
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Madonna must be really losing her appeal if she has to schedule sex with her husband
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
80's teen idol Debbie Gibson turns 36. Yes, Gen X Farkers, you really are that old
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump to Caroline - " You're Fired "
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Film director finds farting 'deeply meaningful'
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom turns down an offer from The Hoff to play his son in the new Knight Rider movie; would rather play Mr. T's son in the A-Team movie
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johannson finally breaks her silence over the JonBenet Ramsey/Mark Karr debacle
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kate Moss poses sans bag, reveals her antlers
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
More proof Hollywood's all about the money: Ridley Scott to bring Maximus Decimus Meridius back to life; read: wants to make a sequel to "Gladiator"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Portal looks absolutely awesome
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Previously unknown Bach piece discovered. No word on when Skid Row will perform the piece
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
50 Cent (or 55 Cent to our Canadian Farkers) looks up to his "homeboy" President, claims he's "the George W. Bush of hip hop" because nobody likes either of them
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters frontman Dave Grohl plans to buy rescued miners beers as their compensation for having to listen to his music while they were trapped
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani throws major diva fit over MTV video awards, since Kelly Clarkson pwned her so severely
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Gene Simmons dies at age 69. No word on what type of casket he'll be buried in
source: apnews1.iwon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
As the 4th Horseman mounts, Early Bee Gees albums expanded for reissue
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Bruce Vilanch declared a planet
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(Some Swinger)
 
 
 
Jon Favreau has third child. Claims to still have room for dessert
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(Some Golden Eagle)
 
 
 
Vanilla Ice is touring - if you consider performing in frat house living rooms to be "touring."
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Top Ten movies based on TV shows. "The Avengers" strangely not on list
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Universal to offer FREE music downloads Except they won't play on an iPod, you can't burn them and each song will include 5 hours of advertising beamed directly to your brain
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(AP)
 
 
 
Actor Glenn Ford dead at age 90. No word on if wolves were involved
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Wed August 30, 2006
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
I-Mockery's campaign to get "Gymkata" released on DVD worked. It's due out in January (details near bottom of post)
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(Monsters/Critics)
 
 
 
Nick Nolte drank like a fish in Croatia, tries to ditch without paying. EVERBODY PAN NICK
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(mediabistro)
 
 
 
FOX News prime time ratings fall 28% in August as viewers switch to CNN hoping for more live bathroom feeds
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Comedian Harry Anderson is leaving New Orleans. Feels that reelection of Ray Nagin shows that "this place is stuck on stupid." This from the star of Night Court
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson ignores doctors, appears on MTV. "I'm on some sort of shots and all kinds of stuff. I'm so sad"
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(nouvelles saint-laurent)
 
 
 
French Canadian version of "The Office" being developed for Quebec television, promising all the uncomfortable pauses with twice the fart jokes of the original
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank dating Hollywood agent to improve her chances at getting non-equine roles
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Ain't it Cool legend Vern skewers some craptastic straight to DVD movie, gets challenged to a pro wrestling match by its roided out director. Complete insanity ensues
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Janet says Michael calls HER names
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson vehemently denies her steamy sex scene in upcoming film is an unnecessary distraction. She went on to say that...um...she...uh...where was I?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Hoff swears off dumb blondes, is in the market for a "career-orientated chick" who doesn't take offense at "make me a sammitch, biatch"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"If I was making up a band, I wouldn't make up The White Stripes."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger has been using an oxygen tank on The Rolling Stones' "A Bigger Bang" world tour: Ironic tag waits for him to light up during use
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(Gay.com)
 
 
 
Muslims now enraged that Zanzibar plans to hold a party honoring Queen singer Freddie Mercury, who was born there. "Associating Mercury with Zanzibar degrades our island as a place of Islam," says one
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Prince of Brunei sends Mariah Carey $5.4M necklace. Hopes to give her a pearl necklace next
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
J-Lo denies she's pregnant, says she'll continue to be a beard for Marc Anthony
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
The Worst Damn Husband, Period
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise lookalike visits open houses to steal sellers' prescription drugs, jump on their couches
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The latest image of the Virgin Mary appears in the video game "Second Life" ... wait, what?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Gambling: $500. Dinner at Michael Jordan's Steakhouse: $147. Mariah Carey ticket for casino show: $160. Getting to see her sing for all of 55 minutes: "I want my f#$@ing money back"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The sales of Paris Hilton's CD projected to be less than her tally of sexual partners
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp produces CD of celebrities covering "pirate songs". Everybody knows a REAL pirate would merely download it
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(Pravda)
 
 
 
Organization of Madonna's first-ever show in Moscow turns into unimaginable mess
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Hollywood says "Nazarene, please", finally gets it right, depicts Jesus as black in new film
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jon Voight shamelessly uses every red carpet event to beg his estranged daughter Angelina Jolie and her kids; Maddox, Shiloh, and Colombian singer Shakira; to reconcile with him
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Quidditch ditched in new Potter film; EVERYFANBOY PANIC
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(AP)
 
 
 
FCC says it may have rushed to judgment in concluding that "NYPD Blue" violated indecency rules, despite an increase in the sale of eye bleach after Sipowitz's butt was aired
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Arnold Schwarzenegger to go foward with reality show
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Any new "Spock" must be approved by Leonard Nimoy. Suck it, Affleck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Original "Star Trek" series is getting modern CGI makeover. Wacky new Ensign Jar Jar expected to be huge hit with the kiddos
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton buys a ticket into space. Submitter praying it's one-way
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Joe Piscopo and wife in ugly divorce with mutual restraining orders. (young Farkers: Joe Piscopo used to ride Eddie Murphy's coattails) (really young Farkers: Eddie Murphy used to be a funny comedian)
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(areyousarahconnor)
 
 
 
Cool: TERMINATOR television series in the works. Not Cool: It's 2006 Terminator came out in 1984. Super Not Cool: Series being put together by one of the worst directors in Hollywood
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(Spin)
 
 
 
Spin Magazine names the top 25 live bands "Now"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A roundup of all the new sucktacular fall shows. Your TiVo wants a new hobby
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Energy drink addiction causes Eva Mendes' friends to intervene, making her the Charlie Sheen of Red Bull
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Tue August 29, 2006
(IGN)
 
 
 
A Warcraft Movie is being made, with a production budget of over $100 million dollars. No, more Vespine Gas is not required
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rumors (and possible photographic proof) that Nicole Kidman is preggers
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
Transformers movie to feature 'lots of burning Furbys'. It's official, Michael Bay is a talentless jackass and this flick will be a steaming pile of crap
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(G4TV)
 
 
 
Move over, DDR: It's Japan's latest dance-themed video-game craze
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
For sale: Silicone serpents used in a high profile movie; proceeds to benefit an animal-rights organization
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You are invited to witness the deadliest martial art of them all: "Gymkata" to be released on DVD January 30th
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan's new album gets rave reviews from mainstream critics, most of whom are old enough to remember when he only played acoustic
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
As if you give a damn, Janet Charlton lets the cat out of the bag about who will win "Rockstar: Supernova"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ice Cube unhappy with the current state of rap and hip-hop that focuses on the "bling lifestyle; wants rappers to embrace more political issues again, like drive-by shootings and selling crack
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(AP)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner proudly promoting latest piece of unoriginal garbage from Hollywood
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Doctor orders Jessica Simpson to rest her voice and stop singing. Unfortunately, it's not permanent
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(Star Pulse)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton Is furious with Cher's son and still nobody gives a rat's ass
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Meredith Vieira says "The View" is not a joke, actually
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a spectacular attempt at cross-sucking synergism, Tom Cruise gets new production deal from Washington Redskins owner Daniel Snyder
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
"American Idol" runner-up Katherine McPhee front-runner for new Wonder Woman, "according to internet reports"
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
New "Lassie" movie set to hit theaters. Younger farkers: "Who's Lassie?"
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(AHN)
 
 
 
Cletus, Jr. says first word: "Loser"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vivendi Universal wants to offer a FREE music download service, give iTunes the UFIA
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(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Lui Kang bitter that Sub-Zero is hero of new prequel "Mortal Kombat 3." Finish him
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Russian circus clownicide act puzzles children
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen not splitting from wife. Millions of big-haired Jersey girls weep uncontrollably
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
1983 interview with 16-year-old star of "BMX Bandits," Nicole Kidman. With unbelieveable clip of the movie
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
John Cleese's eulogy of Graham Chapman
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
What do Lemmy, Billy Idol, Steve Vai, Kip Winger and guys from Toto, Night Ranger and Kiss all have in common? They get to butcher Beatle songs on an upcoming tribute album
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(zap2it.com)
 
 
 
Matthew Broderick breaks collar bone after falling off Sarah Jessica Parker
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(Some Driver)
 
 
 
New NASCAR car is like re-making the Tomb Raider movie with Bea Arthur in lead role
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(newsfromme.com)
 
 
 
Why Comedy Central's William Shatner Roast sucked, and why most televised celebrity roasts suck
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Black Crowes keyboardist quits. Says role in band was too hard to handle. Things now twice as hard for Chris Robinson, who has a thorn in his pride after losing Kate Hudson; no word on whether he needs a remedy or is just jealous again though
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Britney Spears now wearing parachutes
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson insists he's single, but none of us really give a crap, do we?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Karate Kid movie bully tops "Movie Dicks" poll
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Jesse McCartney is a huge douchebag, but his girlfriend is HOT (pic)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
No investigation as to whether Keith Richards was smoking on stage. In other news, no investigation into whether alcohol causes drunkenness
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sylvester Stallone and John Cusack are being sued for pulling out early
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(Sixshot)
 
 
 
A new war is brewing now that rapper Mac "neva hearda ya" Dre's tombstone has been stolen
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Can no one stop Captain Jack Sparrow? "Pirates" hits $960 million at global box office after just eight weeks
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Doctor Who" David Tennant banned from fan conventions by BBC because he can't keep his mouth shut
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
In a move eerily similar to when Darth Vader eliminated a Death Star admiral, Clear Channel Radio reorganizes
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(DVD Talk)
 
 
 
Advance DVD review of Criterion's three-disc reissue of "Seven Samurai"
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(Some Walrus)
 
 
 
Never wanting to see a one-legged woman again, Paul McCartney to donate to minefield charity
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(Some MBL Beer Guy)
 
 
 
Mil-e-wau-kae is Algonquin for "Shooting Milwaukee's Best Light thru a cannon." (Sponsored link)
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Article about the crappy new reality show "Duets": "The singing side of the equation fares a little better, with the likes of... Michael Bolton? That no-talent assclown?"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake roughens up his act
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British music fans vote for greatest songs of all time, naming Oasis' "Live Forever" and "Wonderwall" as No. 1 and 2. The Sun is there with the full top 100 list
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Family of John Mark Karr wastes little time in selling the movie and book rights. Ahh, America
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Beatles' official biographer says John Lennon admitted to him he'd had a one-night stand with their manager Brian Epstein: "John wasn't a homosexual but he was daft enough to try anything once."
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(BBC)
 
 
 
From the Department of Pulling Numbers Out of Someone's Arrrrse: The British phonographic industry says 37-million pirated CDs were sold in Britain last year
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New poll names David Gilmour's guitar solo from "Comfortably Numb" the greatest of all time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why "Fight Club" was really a film about "Calvin and Hobbes"
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(Newswire Today)
 
 
 
"Even Scientology can't hold a candle to the Church of the SubGenius, a new religious movement set to take Hollywood by storm"
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(Some Television Obscurities Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 most outlandish television concepts ever
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