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Sun August 27, 2006
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
How summer rock festivals became nothing more than one giant branded beer tent
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Daniel Craig, the newest and worstest James Bond ever, continues to ruin the character by asking for a martini that is neither shaken nor stirred, but "dry"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Woman sues actor LeBlanc for defamation. Great...now I will be sued for calling him an "actor"
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Liberal Media dealt a stunning blow as "truthiness" named TV buzzword of the year
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey Hates Black M&Ms
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(24 > Grey's Anatomy)
 
 
 
58th annual Emmy Awards discussion thread
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
The era of the teen queen may be over
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fatty Charlotte Church calls herself curvy, but "Jennifer Lopez isn't curvy - she's just got a big arse."
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(Time)
 
 
 
Merideth Viera admits that "The View" has sort of become a joke. Sort of? Yeah, and Michael Moore is sort of fat
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ian Fleming wanted Richard Burton to play Bond, and Alfred Hitchcock to direct
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Miss World pageant symbol judged too erotic, redrawn. Because so many people watch Miss World for the sexy logos
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff accused of forcing his wife to sign a pre-nup 30 minutes before the wedding
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(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
What have they done to Megatron? The upcoming Transformers movie isn't looking good
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
If you can afford the $99,000 price tag, the original 1964 S.S. Minnow could be yours. Ginger and Mary Ann not included
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert on movie drunks throughout (hic) the years
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(Mike Nelson)
 
 
 
Rifftrax. For those of us who never got over the loss of MST3K, the next best thing
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Five clips from "Jackass 2." Isn't Johnny Knoxville getting a little old for this?
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Sat August 26, 2006
(Netflix)
 
 
 
Imagine what it would be like to watch Jaws on the beach where it was filmed. Or The Poseidon Adventure aboard the ship on which it was made. Well, now you can
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Sean Connery speaks his mind about Hollywood, and how Scotch has improved his life
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Geeks debate who is god of the B movies, and who would win in a death match?: Samuel L. Jackson, or Bruce Campbell
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
At least Wil can say he was on CSI before it jumped the shark. Kevin Federline to appear as some douchenozzle this season
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria to be honored by group for promoting positive image of Latina sexpots
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise voted world's most sexist celebrity; Nigel Tufnel still wondering what's wrong with being sexy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
There's no better way to let Panic At The Disco know how much they suck than by throwing a bottle and hitting their singer in the face. Nice aim, dude
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Dharma Intiative revealed and explained by Alvar Hanso
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(BrickFest.com)
 
 
 
DC area Farkers: BrickFest adult LEGO fan convention at the Tysons Sheraton has displays open to the public 12-4pm this weekend
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger uses oxygen mask in bid to maintain stamina, in other news, Holy Batshiat Fatman, Mick Jagger is still alive?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cletus to play his natural role on CSI: arrogant teen douchebag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Borat Sound Board
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(\m/)
 
 
 
From Cannibal Corpse to.... Golf Teacher?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
And while he's at it, Rob Reiner wants Mel Gibson to apologize for "Jesus Chainsaw Massacre". And while he's at it, Submitter wants Mel Gibson to apologize for "What Women Want"
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"According to Simpson, breasts are the leading cause of film careers among women ages 18 to 35."
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
In latest issue of Entertainment Weekly, Mark Wahlberg says the subject of his new movie Invincible isn't like the movie Rudy because "that guy played one play because everyone liked him, Vince Papale went out and EARNED it"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Elton John vows to make hip-hop record next. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Jim Hill)
 
 
 
Another childhood memory smashed: Meet the new "extreme" Winnie-the-Pooh
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Notorious dirtball Pete Doherty caught giving cocaine to a teenager -- in the London rehab facility where he is staying
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(Bloody Disgusting)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox reportedly to star in adaptation of Stephen King's "The Talisman", though details are shaky at the moment
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Fri August 25, 2006
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ricky Martin proves he doesn't need eletricity to suck
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: Wedding Crashers, the TV show
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Nicole Richie Humiliated by Puppet at Viper Room
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Meatloaf rags out modern rockers at awards show: "I saw more farking energy at the Christian farking rock awards. This isn't about farking cool, this is about farking rock 'n' roll."
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(Some Wrasslin' Guy)
 
 
 
Editorialist fields angry emails from professional wrestling fans, some of whom appear to be fairly stupid. Whodathunkit?
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(Chocolate Magazine)
 
 
 
Five years ago today we lost Aaliyah in a plane crash
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
New Megatron is teh gay
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Hitler artwork to be sold. If only one had a Hitler-themed restaurant to hang it in
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(Celebslam)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey and Lance Armstrong are Shirtless Best Friends Forever (sfw)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise now says he regrets pissing off Brooke Shields, hailing Xenu
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mark "Marky Mark" Wahlberg bans his kids from seeing his movies, lucky kids
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Instead of '24', we could have been watching '8 Seconds'; if Kiefer Sutherland had his way
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna misses the single life: clubbing until the wee hours of the morning and letting her pit hair grow as long as she wanted
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Now that Metallica has go to therapy and worked out their problems with him; Dave Mustaine now says he is jealous of KISS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This just in: Nelly Furtado says she likes to have sex
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise partnering with Yahoo. Will call joint venture "Xenoo"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt still finding ways to plug "Ghost Whisperer" by coming up with stories that the dead are really contacting her
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(Entertainment Wise)
 
 
 
Good news ladies, Brad Pitt to be single again as Angelina Jolie may soon be dating JFK Jr
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(Local 12)
 
 
 
Cletus is going broke
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
"While I have the utmost respect for people who practice the Christian faith, the fact is, as everyone knows, I am as Jewish as a matzo ball or kosher salami."
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Popstar accidentally spills the beans that J-Lo is pregnant, on a radio show
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bristish officials slow to realize that a rehab clinic is the last place you'd want Pete Doherty to be
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(blabbermouth.net)
 
 
 
Def Leppard to world: "We're not a heavy metal band." World: O RLY?
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Pusscat Doll singer suffers ear infection, forcing cancellation of several shows. Apparently, she actually listened to their album. (3rd item down)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear wears a see-through skirt (with excellent pics of her ass)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That guy from Aerosmith has throat cancer. No not him, the other guy. No not him either
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Thu August 24, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
William H. Macy promises to kick Lohan's ass as soon as his wife is finished servicing the driveway
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Legendary trumpeter Maynard Ferguson dies at 78. Everyone who has made love to his version of "McArthur Park," raise your hand
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Naked, pregnant Britney Spears too much for Japanese who are otherwise unfazed by used panty market
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former "American Idol" contest that nobody remembers gets robbed in Las Vegas. 15:01... 15:02... 15:03...
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
How does Tom Cruise deflect criticism? "You can't worry about what other people think." How's that working out for ya, Tommy?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's golddigging, soon-to-be-ex wife costs landmine charity at least $3 million. Way to go, stumpy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson speaks out against horse slaughter. McDonald's said to be very nervous
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone to receive "Director of the Year" award for profiting on loss of others
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Queen's Brian May is mad that someone is impersonating him. Obviously being impersonated in online chat room, because duplicating that hairdo is just impossible
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Hollywood executive finally admits, "To some, the marketing was more exciting than the movie." Well, duh
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Taylor Hicks sues over iTunes release. TSG is there
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(zap2it)
 
 
 
"28 Weeks Later." Naturally, the virus returns and people start eating each other again
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"The Pants Come off When the Ring Goes On" -- a song by a fake Christian folk duo, or a real one?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mel phoning Jews one at a time to apologize. Zachariah, Zamir and Zeev were hoping for a conference call
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rod Stewart's stepson threatens to sue Robbie Williams. Young Americans gasps to find out Rod Stewart is alive and wonder why he was singing with a comedian
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elijah Blue says some crazy things to Howard Stern about sleeping with Paris Hilton. Apparently, being Cher's son does not get him enough attention
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
French perfumerie coming out with Lindsay Lohan fragrance. Company hush-hush over whether it will smell like "whiskey and cigarettes" or "schweddy balls"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"It will be more serious than a reality show but will still be entertaining because Victoria is so funny"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not only is former MTV VJ Karen Duffy alive, she's set to host TLC shows
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(The Times Online)
 
 
 
Madonna lobbying to have magical Kabbalah water clean up all our nuclear waste problems
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Living in denial, which is appropriate considering he's the size of a barge, Horatio Sanz says he's not fired from SNL
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
You knew this was coming: John Karr is a Marilyn Manson fan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megadeth angry at the United Nations, everything else
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Critics continue their "Oukast must be breaking up" obsession by analyzing how often -- or rather, not unoften -- they appear on screen together in their new movie
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(Some 40-Year-Old Virgin)
 
 
 
SciFi not changing its name to SurgeTV after all. TNN unavailable for comment
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(Naples News)
 
 
 
MySpace is home to at least 12 Paris Hiltons, 16 David Spades and a bunch of people pretending to be other D-list celebrities
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
The real reason Paramount dumped Tom Cruise: Chairman Sumner Redstone is a cheap-ass bastard
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christian Slater and Winona Ryder are set to star in a "Heathers" sequel. Meaning Slater's character will somehow come back from the dead and they'll both have stayed back in high school about 14 times
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(wtop.com)
 
 
 
Katherine McPhee is eating plenty of sammiches on tour. Half of Fark: "Thank gawd." The other half: "Fat whore"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The funniest "killing kittens at a fertility clinic" story you'll hear today brought to you by Gary Numan, of "Cars" fame
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
After sticking pregnancy test under her tongue, Jessica Simpson decides that she is not pregnant with Dane Cook's child
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton can't figure out why Ricky Gervais snubbed her when she begged for a role in his series "Extras": "I guess he's obviously scared of starring alongside an A-lister"
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "JonBenet story keeps getting weirder" article: Captain Janks pranks Wolf Blitzer live on CNN: "He was instructed to kill JonBenet by Howard Stern"
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
For anyone stupid enough to confuse Chili Peppers' drummer Chad Smith with Will Ferrell, he's happy enough to play along (with lookalike pics)
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Bill Cosby urges men to "reclaim your children"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen reportedly split from wife Patti Scialfa, now parking his pink Cadillac in the garage of a 9/11 widow
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hugh Laurie driving "House" cast crazy moaning about how medical words sound bloody stupid as pronounced with an American accent
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The most daring movies ever made
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
No. 11 -- Kirk Hammett has never had relations with another man
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Young techie is in a political race against the RIAA's favorite senator. Guess who has more money?
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Boy George slams U.S. justice system, claims he was forced to chug his own urine while in jail
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(Some Animal)
 
 
 
"The Sound of Animals Fighting" will play four shows in California starting tomorrow night, then never play another show again
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise was fired because society is full of anti-religious bigots
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Wed August 23, 2006
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson and her new nose will star in stage production of "Chicago"
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
101 Fun, Alternative Uses For Your Emmy: No. 44: Golden toilet paper holder
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy and Scary Spice to marry, joining forces to create one gigantic "super has-been"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson, who apparently got half the stash in her separation from Chris Robinson, wishes she could quit Hollywood and work on an apple farm
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Joey Lawrence is 30 years old. Woah
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Britney Spears wants to be buried with her pet dog because she loves it so much. Cletus in turn asks to be buried with a case of PBR, and a wifebeater that smells of urine and failure
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(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
Lead singer a little too Keane on booze and drugs; band postpones tour while he heads to rehab
source: startribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers Executives rejoice - Superman Returns' Brandon Routh isn't gay afterall
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff to visit disaster-recovery center in New Orleans. Probably the best place to locate what happened to her career
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Will Smith shoots hang gliders in San Francisco. Unclear if victim's head immediately grew back
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
India bans Paris Hilton's new video; make a bunch of reasons up to politely say "because it sucks"
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Ten hottest celebs at Toronto International Film Fest. Dustin Hoffman? Oh, "hottest" means "star power"
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Woman flashes her teats at Owen Wilson prior to screening of "You, Me and Dupree." Wilson immediately blamed for her impending divorce
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC pulls show featuring cow terrorists. Apparently, the cows threatened to burn an embassy or two. France still considering a surrender
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The unexpected death of Robert Hoffman, founder of National Lampoon, also turns out to be not funny
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Missy Elliott demands $133K worth of perks backstage at UK show. Judging by her size, about $115K worth is twinkies
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Cancer will change my music" says Sheryl Crow. "When was your music not cancerous?" says America
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hollywood out of ideas again: The man mistakenly interviewed as an Internet expert on a live BBC news show is having a film made about him
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Drummer from The Knack dies of m-m-m-my lymphoma
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Ozzy Osbourne voted Britain's silliest celebrity, edging out all members of Royal Family combined, even with Camilla as a write-in
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro says he "toughened up" for this season of "Rock Star." Making him the first guy who wears makeup and nail polish to be deemed "tough"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson gets some unanticipated boobies at London premier of "Dupree"
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Sean "Puff (P. Diddy) Daddy" Combs to be a dad again. Now walk across town and buy him some nice cigars
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(Excite)
 
 
 
Interview with reporter Christiane Amanpour about her new documentary answers two questions vital to our times: Yes, it's important we still try to find Osama, and yes, she'd love to guest star on "The Gilmore Girls"
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(AP)
 
 
 
National Lampoon founder dies at 59. Send flowers or we'll shoot this dog
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
After mastering cartoon musicals, marionettes, sports flicks and porno spoofs, Trey Parker and Matt Stone's next project will involve Godzilla-style guy-in-a-rubber-suit special effects
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matt Lauer is ripped
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(ContactMusic)
 
 
 
Tony Bennett releases his new hit single, "Bitter Old Coot." The French love it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let your kids drift off to lullabyzed Radiohead
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Tue August 22, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
YouTube signs deal with Paris Hilton to create "The Paris Hilton Channel." The Apocalypse has arrived
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Next season of Survivor to pit whites, blacks, Asians and Hispanics against each other. What could possibly go wrong?
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Dane Cook has so far knocked out one and chipped another of Jessica Alba's teeth. Maybe she'll finally listen to him
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Wiggles performer passes out from dehydration, *wink-wink.* (It was the creepy one, in case you were wondering)
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Jonah Goldberg: "It is striking what a conservative movie 'Serenity' is. In the 1930s, it would be villified as 'fascist...'" Yeah, well I'm sure the Browncoats will have something to say about that. Wait, what?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
New York's oldest bartender tells drinking stories
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bob Dylan calls new music "atrocious." Damn kids with their rap music
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Ashley Simpson has gotten hotter. Al Gore has been trying to tell you this for years
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paramount ends relationship with Tom Cruise over off-screen behavior, lack of cuddling
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(Stereogum)
 
 
 
Weezer hasn't broken up, but in fact is together and enjoying cheese and crackers
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas decides not to knock up his wife anymore
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(Send2Press)
 
 
 
Raging Boll Uwe Boll to box film critics in revenge for bad reviews, but no guarantee it will knock any sense or talent into him
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(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie leaves her mark as Brad Pitt gets "Mark of the Beast" tattoo
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Kate Moss is vying for the spot of celebrity trailer trash with Jethro the Lush
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(IGN)
 
 
 
"Lost" action figures. Long-awaited battle between Hurley and Spider-Man to be enacted in many basements soon
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
It's shocking that Lindsay Lohan is so screwed up, considering the cartoon-drawing father she has
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(KNAC.com)
 
 
 
Ownage! Pantera publicist's response to E! Channel's request to re-enact Dimebag's death
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(apple.com)
 
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Hollywood takes another classic out to the woodpile and shoots it
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(MTV)
 
 
 
"Spiderman 3" cast called back for re-shoots, as director Sam Raimi feels the film needed "more action", less "outright sucking"
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
If Usher is debuting on Broadway, who tells you where to sit?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
101 ways to massacre Shakespeare. Kenneth Branagh strangely absent
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Four SNL veterans to be fired. EVERYONE PAN... oh, nevermind
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Boy George to throw "massive party" for NYC sanitation workers. Will then call cops and say he was robbed by them
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria is often mistaken for a real actress
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Tom Petty quits driving after UFO scare, won't go around there no more
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Cool: New "Thundercats" cartoon. Not cool: They are now teenagers living on Earth, playing in a rock band. Fark: Their leader is a three-eyed Snarf
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Brooke Burke getting engaged and expecting child. Fb- is the father
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Screw canon: "Star Trek XI" no prequel, just an entire reboot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Will Smith to produce two Bollywood films
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alan Alda says the secret to his 49-year marriage is playing cards with his wife every day. That, and not having sex with other people
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(Victorville Daily Press)
 
 
 
I felt a great disturbance in the basement, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced: "Stargate: SG1" cancelled after 200 episodes
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(The Cannabist)
 
 
 
George Lucas on "Indiana Jones IV": "We're basically going to do 'The Phantom Menace,'" Whatever you do, DON'T LOOK
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Katie Couric's face to appear on "every single bus in the city of New York." Spray-paint retailers stocking up
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Steven Soderbergh announces "Ocean's Thirteen" will be the last in the series, since they couldn't think of a title for the next one
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(Time)
 
 
 
The Army has an IM bot. I wanna kill. I wanna see blood and gore and guts and veins in my teeth
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Perhaps Paris Hilton is more like us than we give her credit for: In discussing her new CD, she claims, "I, like, cry, when I listen to it." So, like, do we
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Janet Jackson is completely uninhibited in the bedroom, loves stripping for her boyfriend and not just a billion football fans
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"South Park" feels the power of Xenu as Emmy goes to "The Simpsons"
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(iAfrica)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden once wanted to kill Bobby Brown so he could marry Whitney Houston. In other news, Pengaton announces start of "Operation Bodyguard" in Afghanistan
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Actress Kim Cattrall eligible for AARP membership today. All aboard
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(TheGeekZine)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson vs. Tom Cruise -- who's crazier?
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
If you agree to film movies like "Dorm Life 6" and "Dorm Life 7: Hot and Creamy," why wouldn't you want to take credit as director?
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Forget snakes. Kenan Thompson tackles Ducks on a Desk
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fans buying Kid Rock songs from iTunes compromises his artistic integrity. Also news, "artistic" and "integrity" to be redefined
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(WGAL)
 
 
 
Reptile fetishist offended by and upset over "Snakes in a Plane" proves snakes are actually quite harmless with his "Dumbass in a Box of Snakes" demonstration. With slithery dumbass pics
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(MTV)
 
 
 
The perils of pop stardom -- it's so hard to find a nanny for your child when you want to be in the studio
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Boy George praised for not trying to blow anyone while doing his community service
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Everybody's going nuts over metal group's single, "Hard Rock Hallelujah," from their album "The Arockalypse." Are you in: A) The early 80s? B) Hell? C) Modern Europe?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
SanDisk introduces new iPod competitor that stores nearly three whole songs
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One of Matt Dillon's friends pleasured himself with one of Matt's socks
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Remember the other big movie with buzz this summer? After just seven weeks, "Pirates" movie approaches $1 billion mark, sixth-place on all-time box-office list
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Last year, the music industry said there weren't enough big albums to drive sales. This year, they say there are too many. Either way, 95 percent of it is guaranteed to suck
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson says you gotta have boobs in a horror movie. The Sun is there
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(Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle" star to join cast of "24" this season... after he shoots "Harold & Kumar Go to Amsterdam." Just who IS this guy working for?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first rule of the Paris Hilton Campaign to Stop STDs is not to have sex with Paris Hilton
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
Top 16 songs about our Lord and Saviour
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson hires lawyer to sue anyone who suggests he was responsible for Kate Hudson's marriage split. Owen was responsible for Kate's split, so sue me
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr hid naked pictures of herself in her house before she sold it. Samuel L. Jackson bought it, says suddenly the idea of deadly snakes getting loose on a plane doesn't sound so bad
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(The Mirror)
 
 
 
Breaking news: Britney Spears spends $5,000 in 30 minutes while the devil spawn sleeps in the car. After that, she probably went somewhere and did something else
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(myfoxny.com)
 
 
 
Osama Bin Laden's secret love: Whitney Houston
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Cruise last in British "best friend" poll. Many people say this is because he locks himself in the closet and refuses to come out
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan in a bikini, looking a lot better these days (SFW)
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
Nicole Ritchie blames "The Stressful Life" for her weight loss. Hear that? That's the sound of Karen Carpenter's anorexic skeleton cackling its ass off
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Russian mob threatens to kidnap Madonna and her kids so she can't perform Moscow concerts. Guess they're really pissed about that disco-ball/cross thing
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(AP)
 
 
 
German prosecutors won't probe Madonna. Madonna said to be disappointed, will try harder next time to get probed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher says his bachelor days of picking 20 girls up in a club was "retarded." Demi Moore: "I'm the best lay in the world"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Garfield the Movie had a stronger opening weekend than Snakes on a Plane
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(SyFy Portal)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" webisodes in doubt as labor union refuses to cooperate. Adama and Roslyn debating on negotations
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