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Sun August 20, 2006
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(MLive)
 
 
 
Set phasers on roast and fire at Captain Kirk
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(191)
 
(E!)
 
 
 
E network to look at the life and world-class rack of TV's Punky Brewster
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(15)
 
(Bastardly)
 
 
 
Alyson Hannigan at a premiere: sweet face, cute smile, ugly dress (SFW)
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(40)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Talledega Nights" runs over Snakes On A Plane at box offissssse
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(69)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Having already done all of the 'unscripted' shockers they could think of, MTV decides to take viewers backstage at the VMA's
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(6)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dog the Bounty Hunter faces Lawsuit. Rest assured it's not Great Clips
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(17)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
It only took them nine years to figure out that Princess Di wasn't pregnant at time of death
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Price of oil expected to climb to $75 a barrel on news of Busta Rhymes' arrest for assualt
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(45)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bob Barker has to sit down after this one. She's not even a blonde, although she must have blonde genes in her system
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(53)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Don Vito" of 'Viva La Bam' arrested for sexual assault
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(49)
 


Sat August 19, 2006
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Regis Philbin expected to lose in "Best Regis" contest for third consecutive year
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(8)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake thinks Janet Jackson gets unfair treatment by the media after "wardrobe malfunction" because she's black, not because of her boob
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(25)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
When sending an e-mail complaining that your boyfriend can't get it up, make sure the address isn't everybody@thewholefarkinggovernment.com
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(21)
 
(Baphomet)
 
 
 
Jon Nödtveidt, frontman for the Swedish black metal band 'Dissection' has committed suicide. In true Satanic fashion "He shot himself in the head and lay dead in a ring of lit candles"
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(27)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Celebrities + Drugs / Television = Entertainment 4 evar
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(24)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Porn legend Seka is still porning at the age of 52, thanks to a series of tubes and a few old shafts
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
50 cent spruces up his Lamborghini. The Sun is there
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(21)
 
(KOIN News 6)
 
 
 
Hair salon opens at 5PM, has only male customers and girls who cut hair wearing sexy lingerie. Neighbors think "somebody could be playing patty cake"
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(16)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Star Trek fans on red alert as Christies gets ready to auction off over 4,000 pieces of Trek memorabilia. Set phasers to "snipe"
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"SOaP is a movie of its time, best remembered not for its content but for its motherf---in' marketing campaign."
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(36)
 


Fri August 18, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paul Stanley to release solo album for some reason
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(32)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Little Richard to be judge on celebrity duets series. Guess that Geico commercial thing didn't work out
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Victoria Principal to be on the Virgin rocket into space in 2008; hope they have factored in the cosmetics she'll be hauling with her when she goes
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(9)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton swears she's a hard working business woman and not a stupid spoiled whore
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(41)
 
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Quite possibly the funniest death threat that Hawaii 5-0 star Jack Lord ever recived. The Smoking Gun is there
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(202)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Hot. Then not so hot. Then hot again. The trials and tribulations of beautiful women, drugs, booze, botox and plastic surgery. Check out Melanie Griffith
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(33)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil creating a new show based on Elvis, choreographer having a hard time working the toilet and girls in white cotton panties into the act
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(9)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Concert-goers "Happy Birthday" to Madonna mid-way through show. Sadly, Madonna fails to receive the one thing she always truly wanted -- not to have been born in Detroit
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(15)
 
(Rotten Tomatoes)
 
 
 
Snakes on a Plane gets an 80% on Rotten Tomatoes thus far. Looks like Samuel L. Jackson needs to go after 20% of the film critics
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(394)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
U-571 screenwriter says he's deeply sorry for distoring history to show Americans were key in captuting the Enigma machine rather than a bunch of guys who showed up in 1942 after the Commonwealth had done most of the heavy lifting
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(54)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert eager to get back to work, buffet
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(70)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Panic for Rolling Stones as tour tickets go unsold. New sponsor the Scooter Store offers free mobility chair to fans buying tickets
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(17)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Former MTV veejay Adam Curry shares the dirt behind Music Television, including a fight with Richard Marx and an encounter with Moscow's Hell's Angels
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(14)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Life Goes On" star Kellie Martin to have child in October. Chromosome count still uncertain
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Police stop Travolta for driving the wrong direction in a construction zone. Give him credit, he's Shirley more dependable than Ted Striker when he's piloting
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(12)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Guy from "Desperate Housewives" says female cast is "competitive." In other words, they're total biatches
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(12)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Franz leaves cop organization feeling blue, turns down request to film greetings for group of Poles, who now won't touch him with 10-foot themselves
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(4)
 
(Excite)
 
 
 
Nana nana nana nana nana nana nana nana law-suuuuuit
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Poll finds that the band most people want to reunite is the Spice Girls
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(49)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
If you were one of the kids who beat up Winona Ryder in high school, don't bother asking her now for an autograph or she'll go all Dick Cheney on you
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Background music easily distracts Justin Timberlake from having sex with Cameron Diaz; Justin, just come out already, before all your other bandmates beat you to it
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(11)
 
(Chocolate)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has admitted that she cannot wait to get her once-toned body back. Plans to use time-travel speed to go back in time and stop herself from eating
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi, on ending his acting career: "I just wish I had more control the way my idol Frank Sinatra had."
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Haley Joel Osment Crashed His Car...Because He Got High. And Now He's Got...A DUI
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(29)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
10-minute video of a drunken Kelly Clarkson getting up on stage and rawkin' out with Metal Skool (contains profanity)
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(55)
 
(Julian Murphy)
 
 
 
Artist disguises erotic imagery as everyday objects. Or, you could just be ridiculously pent-up(Not safe for work-ish)
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(10)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Snoop Dogg said he took his chauffered Lincoln Navigator back to the 'hood for inspiration for his new album
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(5)
 
(Joystiq)
 
 
 
Kid gets in the Guinness Book of World Records for beating Halo 2 in 3.5 hours WITHOUT DYING. If they had a sitting on the couch or a pot-smoking category, he would have had a trifecta
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(30)
 


Thu August 17, 2006
(Some Robot Alien)
 
 
 
Tomorrow morning at 11:00am PST Yahoo will be hosting a live webcast with Transformers writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman, where they will be announcing the names of all the robots that will appear in the film
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(15)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Go-Go's drummer discovers ex-employee stole her identity. She's upset that police aren't going all-out to help a celebrity (second item)
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(48)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Muslims in Manhattan find that the giant poster of a topless Kate Moss right next to their mosque is not really in harmony with their spiritual goals
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(268)
 
(Decibel)
 
 
 
Article on gays in metal. In other news, Tom Cruise to play Iron Man after all
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(21)
 
(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise has apparently perfected the Stepford-ization process
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(22)
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
IRS kills off Academy Award gift baskets. Ben Kingsley is devastated, but at least Lauren Bacall won't have to worry about getting mugged again
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(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow insists he will not be artificially hip, he's just having some minor work done around his vagina
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(5)
 
(lse.co.uk)
 
 
 
Timberlake disses Lohan, and she's like "no way," and his handlers are like "in yo face skank, my boy's gotta rep" and she's like *tsk*
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(14)
 
(Radar)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise freaked out and drove his agent bonkers
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(10)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
From the TMI Daily News, ex claims Yanni is a Viagra-guzzling sex addict with a large collection of adult toys he cleans obsessively and organizes by size and color
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(15)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Gospel music fans more at risk for HIV than fans of hip-hip, according to new study. No word on what submitter thinks hip-hip is
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(16)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler donates 400 Sony Playstations to war-damaged Israelis
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(42)
 
(Super Hero Hype)
 
 
 
Fox confirms it will ruin one of the greatest comicbook stories ever: "The Coming of Galactus" to be in the next Fantastic Four film. Jack Kirby spins in his grave
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(23)
 
(The Cell Freak)
 
 
 
Following the success of the "OC" mobile game, Gameloft is working on versions for "Lost" and "Desperate Houswives"
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drunken baboon with delusions of grandeur reminds everyone that rehab is nothing but a seventh-inning stretch
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(9)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Coming soon: Zork, the movie
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(36)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Beyonce lost 20 pounds on maple-syrup diet; got booty back on Homer Simpson diet
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(11)
 
(Philly Burbs)
 
 
 
Britney Spears says baby No. 2 was not planned. Well, at least not by her: Cletus gets more money for each additional kid
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(12)
 
(The Dan)
 
 
 
"We f*cking opened for Roger McGuinn in the Seventies, so all that 'jingle-jangle morning' sh*t is no big thrill for us, OK?"
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(223)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Denise Richards wanted to get herself a good man because they are so hard to find; except that her good man was still married to Heather Locklear
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(8)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sheryl Crow proves that single women in their 40s still play games. We'll never figure 'em out boys
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp takes another ride on the Tim Burton Moneymaker Express
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(16)
 
(Joel Stein)
 
 
 
Elmo is an evildoer, and the Jar Jar Binks of Sesame Street
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(12)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
No naked people bouncing around in "The Wicker Man" remake
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson was the last straw: Angelina and Brad are moving out of Malibu
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Casting for new "Die Hard" sequel seeks male in his 30s, caucasian, condescending attitude, computer savvy, portly. Now where could I find someone like that?
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(22)
 
(SAWF)
 
 
 
Kevin Federline claims he doesn't take a penny from Britney. Also claims that pigs can fly
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Woman who was married to Noel Gallagher of Oasis realizes she needs to sort out her mental issues, checks into hospital
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(3)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore ready to be a mom. Some farkers ready to assist
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(18)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"Lost" writers promise that every Season 2 mystery will be resolved by the sixth episode of the new season
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(24)
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Naked hermaphrodite dwarves serving cocaine from trays strapped to their heads, transsexual strippers, naked dancers in bamboo cages, nude models wrestling in baths filled with raw liver and Samoan women smoking cigarettes with their genitals
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(119)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Spike Lee criticizes the Katrina effort for not providing him with enough material for his latest cash in
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(109)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney \o/ tells Cletus its time to get rid of his pet sharks ___|\___l
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(34)
 
(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
Naked photos, Jack Daniels and hugging mom. Just another day for Lindsay Lohan
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(18)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
From the "Where Are They Now?" Department: Grace Jones sued for causing £22,600 in damage to London apartment. (Complete with scary photo of her, ripe for Photoshop contest)
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston not engaged. Is engaged. Not engaged
source: wampoon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Sean Penn proves once again what we all know: Madonna's a bad actress and total psycho
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(4)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake wants Lindsay Lohan banned from his concert because she's bad for his image. (With pic goodness of faux cool Justin)
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Samuel L. Jackson on "The Daily Show" promoting "Snakes on a Plane." F-bombs everywhere
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(25)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Heather Mills so fed up with British press she's ready to hop across the Pond and establish U.S. residency
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(7)
 


Wed August 16, 2006
(Game Crazy)
 
Video
 
A reminder of how much working in retail sucks: On behalf of white people everywhere, I would like to apologize for "Zelda"
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(64)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Fortieth annual Star Trek convention in Las Vegas set to draw thousands of virg... err, Trekkies
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrity dentist/author John Haase dies; had Van Halen play his wedding before they got sucky
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rick Fox to play basketball star with marital problems in new TV show. Typecasting asplodes
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Beyonce titles new album after Crocodile Dundee quote: "For washin' your backside"
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(9)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson's marriage may have been ruined by Owen Wilson not keeping his nose in his own bizness
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(25)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Don Johnson's "Heartbeat" might be lost to the ages.... YouTube planning on making every music video ever made available
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(27)
 
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
Troy Gentry, when not playing country music, buys tame bears and shoots them so he can pretend he's a big-game hunter
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(43)
 
(Some Irish Paper)
 
 
 
The Hoff dismayed when guard fails to recognize him and charges him $7.00 to enter the Baywatch beach tourist attraction
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(13)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Denise Richards, the most naive actress in Tinseltown: Claims she left Charlie Sheen because she didn't know he was into drugs, porn stars and prostitutes
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(33)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Max Headroom's illegitimate digital son to host Aussie television talkshow. George Clooney and Matt Damon refuse paternity testing (with frightening pic of their ugly lovechild)
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(16)
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton makes the Guinness Book -- but not for what everybody thinks. No, wait. It IS what everybody thinks
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(31)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Christina Ricci is chained half-naked to a radiator for most of her latest movie. God only knows why, but she actually had to audition for the role
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(44)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Just two more days until "Snakes on a Plane." In other news, pre-production has begun on the sequel, "Snakes Jump a Shark"
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(37)
 
(Breitbart.com)
 
 
 
Pavarotti has pancreatic cancer
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(21)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake, after taking a few shots at Taylor Hicks, says this about his ex: "I dated Britney half my life, but I don't know that woman anymore"
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(26)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson: "Nick didn't pack too well if you know what I mean"; obvious tag has a bigger weener than amusing tag
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(88)
 


Tue August 15, 2006
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Bruno Kirby passes away at 57 from complications from leukemia
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(138)
 
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Kurt Vonnegut says this is the end of the world
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(65)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne throws her weight behind Mel Gibson. Damn near broke his spine
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(20)
 
(Gallery of Absurd)
 
 
 
From the makers of Hello Kitty comes the Paris Hilton doll, complete with accessorizing pets Tinkerbell the Dog and Crabby the Crab, who pops out now and then to say hello to children from underneath Paris's dress
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise actually used to stalk Joe DiMaggio
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Only in America: Yakov Smirnoff is now a psychology professor
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(21)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest heavy metal albums of all time. Here comes the Satanism
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(651)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"There was this girl who started writing me secret notes and she kept enclosing a different pair of boxer shorts with each note she sent me. And they were some really funny boxer shorts"
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(4)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
New graphic novel reinterprets the girls from "Peter Pan," "Alice in Wonderland" and "The Wizard of Oz" as hardcore pornography metaphor. Soccer moms' heads asplode
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(33)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Alicia Keyes made boyfriend wait a year for sex because her body is too beautiful to be violated by someone who doesn't deserve it
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(51)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Auctioning off clothes you donate for charity is great. Not so great is putting your used underpants on eBay for that reason
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(12)
 
(Metal Sludge)
 
 
 
In yet another sign of the impending apocalypse, Slayer and Stryper to co-headline "Hell and Heaven United" concert
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(22)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Hyuh, hyooh, hyeeh: Zimda vadda-deee zimma doo-nalbum preema-nee owna exx-ayuuum, vizza rabble nuzzum
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(13)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
Rapper Lil Wayne arrested in Atlanta on drug charges
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(45)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff says new album is "really hip-hop because we're using a lot of real instruments." This word you use, hip-hop, I do not think it means what you think it means
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(67)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lt. Uhura makes contact with the strangest life form she's ever encountered when noted personal hygienist Andy Dick licks her face at the William Shatner roast
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(32)
 
(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Time to vote for the SoaP poster. Anyone want to bet Drew wins and keeps the Treo? (Sponsored link inconjunction with Maxim)
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(32)
 
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
_______|___________\o/______AHHHH HELP, NICOLE RICHIE
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(83)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Now it can be told: reason Claudia Schiffer dumped David Copperfield had nothing to do with his "magic wand"
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(10)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Singer Trace Adkins lost a finger, broke both arms and was shot by ex-wife; using all three in different combinations adds up to infinite possibilities for writing country music
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(10)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
First he invents the Internet, then he scares us with global warming, now his TV channel is succeeding where everyone said it would fail. Is there anything Al Gore can't do? (Other than win an election)
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(378)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New World Trade center movie "forgets" to check on race of main character. Because only white people live in New York
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(309)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Why "Snakes on a Plane" is both the best and worst thing ever to happen to movies
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(225)
 
(CHUD)
 
 
 
Hollywood is out of ideas: "X-Men 4" looking unlikely, but "Young Magneto" ready to go
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(20)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Because we know you couldn't possibly get through the day without knowing, here is your official lineup for "Dancing With the Stars." Actual "stars" not included
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(8)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder would like Keanu Reeves to enter her matrix
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(27)
 
(Filmwad)
 
 
 
Do you really need more proof Hollywood is out of ideas?
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(25)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
As you watch this medley of TV theme songs from TVLand Awards, try not to drown in the schmaltz
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(22)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Linda Ronstadt says GWB is an idiot. In other news, who?
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(45)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dirty Harry cops a feel. The Sun is there
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(14)
 
(Sci Fi Movies)
 
 
 
"Star Trek XI" details
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(21)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Cooooo-roo-koo-koo, coo-roo-koo-koo. Thomas and Moranis to reunite for a new "Bob and Doug McKenzie" TV special
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(40)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
While "no deformities" is certainly one of the highest compliments one can pay to a four-month-old, the source's story seems to have some holes big enough for Xenu to fly his spaceship through
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(27)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Who's new rock opera is about young band that "discover(s) a stash of papers by some has-been rock star, talking about a massive Internet experiment." No word if the experiment involves pix of naked kids, but yeah, probably
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(16)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Superman may not be returning again
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(40)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
"Lost" writers compare story to Newtonian gravity co-existing with subatomic physics. Also reveal that annoying jerk Michael will be back
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(30)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Billy Joel's daughter to release her first album. No word yet on when she'll crash her firsr car
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Single-malt guitars: Crafted from whiskey barrels and destined to play the blues in a smoky bar near you
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(15)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lead singer of Black Crowes finds out Kate Hudson is so hard to handle now
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(129)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Top 10 snake movies of all time. Yes, "Boogie Nights" makes the list
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The long wait is over: Simpsons Season 8 (otherwise known as the last half-way decent season) hits your local overpriced retailer tomorrow
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(25)
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
The story of the man who changed the world's view of cows
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(11)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera likes naked women
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(23)
 


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(CNN)
 
 
 
Heavy Metal, falling on hard times, decides to rebrand itself as political punk
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(106)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meatloaf trying to become "Doctor Who" villian. BBC says let them sleep on it
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(16)
 
(MOG)
 
 
 
Ten-million dollar bat mitzvah featuring 50 Cent, Aerosmith, Tom Petty and others
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(30)
 
(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Alice Cooper: "The way the music business is now, it's not based on what's good. It's based on what's next"
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(35)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley is embarrassed that she's the only woman on the face of the planet that Jack Nicholson hasn't hit on
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(27)
 
(Fametastic)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake: "I was a weird looking kid." Was?
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(12)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Linsday Hohan likes to have sex with lots of guys, but only lots of guys who won't have sex with people other than her
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(42)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
William Shatner is not the only voice in the new "Star Trek" game. He will be joined by Patrick Stewart, Scott Bakula, Avery Brooks and Kate Mulgrew -- the first time the five actors will participate in a single "Star Trek" project tog
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Samuel L. Jackson goes online undercover to defend himself. In other news, imnotSLJ says that The Man was awesome and we should all see it
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Let's all wish hot, hot Halle Berry a happy 40th birhday
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Farrah now a fallen angel -- with scary, scary pic
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(42)
 
(TV Week)
 
 
 
Three more years of awkward dancing and sensible pants suits as Ellen DeGeneres gets renewed
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(9)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey, on being stuck on a desert island with either Satan or Joe Simpson: "I might take my chances with Satan, Prince of Darkness"
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(12)
 
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Rufus Harley, world's foremost jazz bagpipes player, dead at 70. In other news, there was a world's foremost jazz bagpipe player
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(13)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Natasha Bedingfield told she has to be more of a whore if she wants to be a popular singer in America
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(31)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
America proves again it loves bad movies by spending $63 million this weekend on Will Ferrell comedy No. 6, "Save the Last Dance 2" and 9/11 cash-in
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(333)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Growing numbers of Americans would rather play "Bejewelled" than go to the movies. Hollywood releases "ZOOM" just to drive home the point
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(24)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Russian priests urge Orthodox believers to boycott Madonna's show in Moscow, saying that the singer makes money on religious symbols
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(76)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Suri is a beautiful baby with no deformities that I could see. She has gorgeous dark, curly hair and looks like Tom"
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(41)
 
(WCBStv.com)
 
 
 
Boy George picking up garbage all day in lower Manhattan; local TV station is there. More to com-ah-com-ah-com-ah-com-ah-come
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(78)
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
As if goths didn't have enough to be angsty about, now Victoria Beckham is making their "dress sense" fashionable
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(24)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Jude Law gives his hairpiece the day off. The Sun is there
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(12)
 
(NY Observer)
 
 
 
Outraged parents, mainly outraged dads, demand PBS Sprout bring back Melanie Martinez, fired from the Good Night Show for "morals" issues, even though she's about as perverted as Mister Rogers (and way cuter)
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(23)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kenny G's drummer dies. Great Being In The Sky, whoever you are, a little to the left next time, 'kay?
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(12)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Kirsten Dunst dresses up like Marie Antoinette for cover of "Vogue" magazine. Experts agree she already has the teeth of an 18th century French woman
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(25)
 
(The Register)
 
 
 
Will...iam Shat...ner TO... reprise... role as Kirk in new... Trek game
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Star Wars fan film promises to fill in gaps from "Revenge of the Sith" to "A New Hope"
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(131)
 
(Chron)
 
 
 
Lost Fantastic Four issue found after nearly 36 years. Still no answer to the question, "Is Thing's thing also made of orange stone?"
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson claims "conspirators" are out to get him... and there's a special at Kmart
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