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Sun July 30, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Independent)
 
 
 
Hollywood's newest couple: Oliver Stone and the Crusade Against Boobs on TV
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton concert in Red Square cancelled after somebody forgets to sign the bribe check
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Summer is sure to bring with it at least two things: baseball, and movies aimed at titillating teenagers and relieving them of all that cash stuffed in their jeans pockets
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Q: Did Mel Gibson get a break after his arrest? A: Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nickelodeon to Kids: Go out and play
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(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Reality TV pioneer Art Linkletter unimpressed by modern shows. Most Farkers' parents struggle to remember who he was
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(Neverending Lists)
 
 
 
Five reasons why the spiderman movies are cooler than the superman movies
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Next Bond Film: Fireball
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(Some Dumb Guy)
 
 
 
A scathing review of SoaP from someone obviously so smart he didn't even have to see the movie to say how bad it was
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(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
If you thought "Risk" was complicated, get a load of the 1989 "Nightmare on Elm Street" board game
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(AP)
 
 
 
Heavy Metal bands increasingly writing songs that have social or political messages. Metal fans stereotype upgraded from Satanists to un-American Satanists
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(London Times)
 
 
 
"Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are in the grip of evolutionary forces that made it almost inevitable that their child would be a girl"
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Sat July 29, 2006
(LA Alternative)
 
 
 
Abusing and hacking the hardware of electronic sound toys is an art form called circuit bending. Meet circuit bending artist Jeff Boynton
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Chef Anthony Bourdain gets rescued from Beirut by US Marines....it would have been sooner, but he had no reservations
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movie reviewer surprised to discover that "Miami Vice" depicts drug use
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(FoodTV)
 
 
 
Alton Brown's new show "Feasting on Asphalt" premieres tonight (we love us some AB) (marathon good eats starts at 3pm Eastern)
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(zwire.com)
 
 
 
Television show "Star Trek" has devoted following of fans
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith and Joel Siegel bury the hatchet because it certainly wasn't a planned publicity stunt
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(MyLink Auto)
 
 
 
The most coolest scooters in the world
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The top 50 movie endings of all time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Not news: people drinking. News: photography competition. Fark.com: team competition involving getting drunk and taking pictures
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Fri July 28, 2006
(Jointblog)
 
 
 
Let's see Court TV cover this better than the actual wardrobe malfunction: CBS files court appeal against FCC fines against the crime of showing Janet's bodacious right tata
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Hollywood. Ideas. Out: Ari Emmanuel, the agent who inspired "Entourage" agent Ari Gold, negotiating real-life "Aquaman" movie, which is inspired by the fake "Aquaman" movie from, yes, "Entourage"
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan suffers "heat exhaustion." Producer suffers "lame excuse exhaustion"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Brent Bozell III, unhappy that the V-Chip depends on 'inaccurate' television ratings and, instead, supports a bill that allows parents to opt-out of channels based on... television ratings?
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(Softpedia)
 
 
 
Al Pacino to star in Ocean's 13. People already lining up for refunds
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson busted in Malibu for DWI, presumably meaning "driving while insane"
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(Mediaweek)
 
 
 
ABC cancels "American Idol" knockoff "The One" after only two weeks. Contestants go home with no prize, only the feeling of being part of the most expensive episode of "Punk'd" ever
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
The Hoff wishes he would have put the move on Princess Di when he had a chance; ended up just being 'friends'
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(hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Breaking News: Gwyneth Paltrow is weird
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera working with a domestic-violence and child-abuse shelter in Pittsburgh, mostly by donating her personal belongings. Well, what else can she do with her used leather pants, thongs, and satin bustiers?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The WHO will be cancelling their live webcast of their concerts because none of them could figure out how to turn the computer on
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(Radio & Records)
 
 
 
New York DJ Troi Torrain, a.k.a "Star", who was arrested after making threats across a rival DJ's young daughter has charges dismissed in court. Still unemployed and a complete jerk, though
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(Egotastic!)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson and Natalie Portman: The best pairing since Nuts and Gum
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Since she's gotten the drinking and drugs down pat, Drew Barrymore tries her hand at poker
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Surprise. The Miami Vice movie sucks donkey balls
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Daily Show's Ed Helms to join Steve Carell on "The Office", and the hot lesbian doctor from E.R. to join cast of "Lost". Ain't it cool news? INDEED it is, sir
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Chris Berman storms the stage at a Huey Lewis concert in Chicago; then, they hang out to hook up with some leather in the VIP room at The Greatest Bar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris and Nicole to "make up" on The Late Show. FCC fine in 5...4...3
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(The Funny Pages)
 
 
 
Is Jon going to get laid? Will Garfield watch? Will Odie star in his own porn movie? The end of the Garfield Comic Strip? Garfield is still around?
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(Some Crabs)
 
 
 
"I ran into Lindsay Lohan. I took the opportunity to ask her what happened at Jeremy Piven's birthday party. But before I ended my sentence, she laughed hysterically before disappearing into a cloud of STDs." SFW Pics
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
14 Truly Sexy Sex Scenes, Last Tango's butter scene oddly missing
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Just when you think he can't get any cooler, David Hasselhoff sings "Hooked on a Feeling"
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(exposay)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes announce plans to wed this summer, proving scientology "thought reform" takes just over 1 year
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
April Fool's joke becomes reality as organizers create Strip Poker Championship. Wil Wheaton unavailable for comment
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Useless son Jack Osborne, who hasn't had any alcohol since rehab three years ago, says he only took the jello shot because he didn't know it had alcohol in it
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(Courant.com)
 
 
 
Porn actresses offer unique solutions to political problems: "When the politicians fight in Congress, I'll show them my breasts"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Paris first watched her sex tape with a cross dresser and a guy who she later farked. As you do
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
American Idol's Scarf&Barf McTatas will visit White House with fellow contestants. Bucky to be named next Secretary of State
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Christopher Walken's audition tape for Snakes on a Plane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson denies divalike demands, claims she was misunderstood; however, she reminds us to go forward, move ahead, try to detect it
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Redneck frontman of redneck band gets charged for committing a redneck activity
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Big-ass scroll that Kerouac used to write On The Road to be unrolled, and the unedited version will be published
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ellen Feiss has switched...careers, apparently. Is set to star in French movie tentatively titled, "Mon Ordinateur Indique Le Signal Beep Beep Beep Beep Beep"
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Thu July 27, 2006
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson likes to go to strip clubs with her brother. Angelina Jolie unavailable for comment
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(celebrity- babies.com)
 
 
 
Photo of Britney's sister with Britney's baby, obviously taken inside the family trailer
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Broadcasters spending $300 million on ad campaign to teach parents how to shield their children from objectionable TV shows. Boy, that OFF button sure is hard to find on some remotes isn't it?
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(Time)
 
 
 
Paul Reubens announces two new Pee-Wee movies are in the works. Let the rejoicing... Begin
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Radio station switches from God to Oh God Yes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
British TV having no more luck with musical dramas than American networks did with "Cop Rock", although Brits had the sense to kill the show after one single episode
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(hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria begs her "Desperate Housewives" bosses to stop having her take so many sexy baths on the show. Yeah, like that's gonna happen
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(Some Godless Liberal)
 
 
 
Ann Coulter dumped by conservative newspaper, still admired by transvestites
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
WHO was on the internet. WHAT Daltrey's problem was with that, I DON'T KNOW, says Pete Townsend
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Candy Spelling denies Tori inheritance reports
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen to help his friend Michael Ninn, the 'Steven Spielberg of porn,' by writing a couple of songs for his new film
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(iFilm)
 
Video
 
Lance Bass & Justin Timberlake play 'spin the bottle' in prophetic 2001 McDonald's ad (bonus: catch a glimpse of Britney when she was still hawt)
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
Lohan's publicist: "Lindsay received a vitamin B shot to help with her dehydration.." Doctor: "Vitamin B shots are administered for alcohol detox." Publicist: "dammit."
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Publicist: The Hoff was sick, not drunk. "Sick" being the code term for "Loaded on more martinis than you can shake a rescue can at"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson is addicted to high heels, "I think when my mum had me, I came out wearing high heels". That must have hurt
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Drunk Hoff stopped from boarding plane. Divorce champagne is the best champagne
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next movie Hollywood is going to steal from Japan: Battle Royale, where High School students slaughter each other. Oh yeah, that will go over well with the Columbine set
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(Canoe)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt and 'Fight Club' director to reunite
source: jam.canoe.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Was K-Fed giving the Popozao to the pool boy. Mrs. Cletus sure thought so
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(Coked Out?)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan hospitalized for "dehydration." Yeah, just like Al Capone was arrested for tax evasion
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Theme song to new Bond film will be performed by Cornell... Chris Cornell
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(exposay)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes wants to restart her career. Divorce in 3, 2, 1
source: exposay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
Get out the tiny violins -- Tori Spelling is only inheriting 0.16% of her dad's fortune; she's like, that's barely half. Includes bikini pics, since she can no longer afford clothes
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
The Ant Bully: Thinly disguised pinko commie agitprop, surprisingly not directed by Tim Robbins
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(exposay)
 
 
 
Life imitates art as Val Kilmer works towards building a solitary hideout. Starting with a tree house as bat cave proves too difficult
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Attention all Germans: David Hasselhoff now officially single
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(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson announces she will surgically tweak her sweater puppies when they begin to sag
source: hollywood.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Gun-toting actor wearing only swimming trunks storms set of soap opera, takes people hostage. Producers scratch heads and ask, "Is this in the script?"
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(MyLink Auto)
 
 
 
The Ten Most Expensive Cars In The World
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(Kevin'sSpace)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith will be sitting in for Roger Ebert next week as a guest critic on "Ebert and Roeper"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MTV turns 25, and already some people are nostalgically recalling the times when it used to show music videos
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(AP)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson, on dealing with pre-wedding jitters: "I have two words for you: champagne."
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Wed July 26, 2006
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
DaVinci craze dying down. Conspiracy freaks and idiots who think that reading a novel makes them a biblical scholar told to STFU and GBTW. In other news, why is this considered newsworthy?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Former skater Elvis Stojko releases album with former Canadian Idol contestants. First single rumored to be a cover of "What would Brian Boitano do?"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hallmark channel expects viewers to believe Tiffani Thiessen is a doctor from the CDC looking to stop an epidemic. In related news, Tori Spelling to portray a particle physicist
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt is apparently so scarred by his broken marriage to Jennifer Aniston, that he won't marry Angelina Jolie till he's certain they will be "together forever". Cmon we know you're waiting for the vial of blood
source: news.sawf.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Now that they are making a movie based on the Dallas TV show, it is time for the original cast members vent about how much they hate each other
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
21yr old Scarlett Johansson taken to task over the cellulite on her thighs (w/pic)
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Time announces demise of Teen People magazine, having taken eight whole years to figure out that teenagers do not quite count as "people"
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Spiderman 3 cast confirms love triangle, death, and a soul-sucking costume. Yeah, this should be good
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KNAC!)
 
 
 
L.A. 'glam' band Poison to remaster first three albums. The albums still suck now you can hear the suck better
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Eddie Izzard has his panties in a twist with John Travolta's casting in Hairspray
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(MTV)
 
 
 
"Now That's What I Call Music" releases twenty-second CD in their K-Tel inspired series of pop-music compliations. CD debuts and number one, still there two weeks later
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(MTV)
 
 
 
A song about two people hooking up at a nightclub for sex will be featured at the Teen Choice Awards. Oh, and Snoop Dogg will perform, too. Nothing like wholesome family entertainment
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Stripped of its liquor licence, bare-ass ballet offers BYOB boobies
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Aspiring actress says she's Dave Navarro's lover. Only an unbelievably hot nymphomaniac could make someone cheat on Carmen Electra; or in Navarro's case it might be a she-male
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(People)
 
 
 
Lance Bass, a former member of *NSYNC, confirms he's gay to the surprise of absolutely no one
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(CBC)
 
 
 
The Rolling Stones are coming into Regina, provided any of them can still manage to be up for the task
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Australian)
 
 
 
Rock promoter Bill Graham's film archive (100,000 songs from 7,000 concerts) to be made public soon. Please have your orgasms in private
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderston is pregnant... No word if it is an alien child implanted by the Syndicate
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(exposay)
 
 
 
Britain's Prince Harry offered a seat on Virgin Galactic's first commercial space flight. Richard Branson secretly working to rid world of celebrities
source: exposay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MSN entertainment)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie decides to skip the homemade porno and goes straight to releasing a crappy album
source: entertainment1.sympatico.msn.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Barbara Walters demonstrates her journalistic inquisitiveness by pawing through black people's hair, asking if it's real
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(BBC)
 
 
 
The last ever Top of the Pops is being recorded today
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais of the BBC Office will quit comedy to do drama
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hollywood gives us the finger by casting Zach Braff in a prequel to the hit movie Fletch. Maybe he'll get hit by a water buffalo, and this won't pan out
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Rosario Dawson's uncle took pictures of her "posing" for new comic book. "Creepy" tag unavailable
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney being told to lay off the cheetos by doctors during the last couple months of her pregnancy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Becks puts aphrodisiacs in Posh's bread slice and glass of water in order to get her pregnant
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(Waaaaalllt!)
 
 
 
"Lost" fans: Tell us what those numbers mean. ABC: OK, here ya go
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
George Michael's wedding is "up in the air" after tryst with pot bellied van driver incident (2nd item)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Sean Connery named greatest British hero of all time. Benny Hill's estate demands a recount
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(Monsters & Critics)
 
 
 
No one will care about the stupid title of Eva Longoria's new movie, as long as we get to see her boobies
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ron Livingston claims guest spot on "Sex and the City" got him Hollywood recognition, perks; no longer has to watch out for his cornhole
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Oliver Stone is getting rave reviews for his 9/11 movie... from the right-wing media. And now with the weather: it'll be 100 degrees locally tomorrow, and 31 degrees in Hell
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(CDfreaks)
 
 
 
Not news: MPAA sues man for downloading a movie. News: man decides to fight the MPAA in court. Fark.com: man is millionaire software CEO
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Audrey Hepburn's dress from "Breakfast at Tiffany's" in charity auction. As I recall, I think we both kinda liked it. Well, that's one thing we got
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did anyone see the AFI tribute to George Lucas? Here was the best part
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The hottest babes in the history of science fiction (sfw)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pipex commercial with the Hoff
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(Here's the Muslim Outrage)
 
 
 
Iran bans The DaVinci Code because it's offensive to Christianity
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Tue July 25, 2006
(iTunes)
 
 
 
Metallica's entire catalog added to iTunes today. Link goes to article from 3 years ago when they said that would never happen. How do you like that crow, Lars?
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Nintendo achieves gaming industry's long-sought, elusive Holy Grail: Getting women and old people to play
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BET Uncut cancelled due to protests. Videos regularly showed obscured nudity and women gyrating wildly with sexual overtones. Show is promptly picked up by Lifetime network
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
After over 20 years of pop music whoredom, Rod Stewart finally remembers he used to be one of rock's greatest vocalists ever
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson signs on as Reebok spokesperson. Entire series of commercials to be devoted to her jogging with no bra
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(insidebayarea.com)
 
 
 
Shakespearean performance draws crowd of dozens at San Quentin "Poundeth Me In Mine Arse" Prison
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Contrary to popular belief, 30th Anniversary Tour will not be Tom Petty's last dance with Mary Jane
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Mariah Carey leans on God & her pastor;" in related news, God and pastor have developed back problems
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(Mr. Cranky)
 
 
 
"I've been waiting all my life to see Winona Ryder's breasts on screen.Let me tell you, it's some kind of shiat storm that her first nude scene is animated."
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cost to make Crash: $7.5 million. Worldwide Box Office Gross: $180 million. Reminder that Hollywood accountants are thieving scumbags when it comes to paying royalties: Priceless
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeopardy champ Ken Jennings will take "Biting The Hand That Feeds You" for $200. Suck it long and suck it hard, Trebek
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx first to hop on the newly separated Carmen Electra bandwagon
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gillian Anderson knocked up and dating Ginger Spice's ex. Oh the huge manatee
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never-released Hendrix song to be sold at auction
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(popsugar)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie worried about daughter Nicole's massive weight loss: "she's once, twice, three-sixteenths the lady."
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(variety)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers announces Apple's iTunes Music Store will sell episodes of "Friends". Because it's not on TV for free 15 times a freakin' night
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(Some Limp Noodle Guy)
 
 
 
Fred Durst to marry his MySpace girlfriend
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A blonde Natalie Portman was spotted in Buenos Aires getting in a fight with some paparazzi. Still so very farkable. (w/many pics)
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(Some Socialite)
 
 
 
Bikini Tour '06 in high gear as Lohan classes-up yet another Hollywood soiree
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Madonna requires a brand new toilet seat for every concert appearance. But really, who should be more concerned about germs? Madonna or the toilet seat?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Stalker publishes book titled "Colin Farrell: A Dark Twisted Puppy" after he "machete-chops" her name; ordered to stay 492 feet away. Significance of 492 unknown
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Director of new "Miami Vice" movie has the bright idea that it should have absolutely nothing in common with the TV show. So why even call it "Miami Vice"?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford, an expert carpenter, has turned Castila Flockhart into a robot. (See Pics)
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Fans sign petition to make record label reshoot Beyonce video, citing lack of theme, dizzying editing, over-the-top wardrobe choices and "unacceptable interactions." And the video sucks, too
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(Blender)
 
 
 
Worst. Onstage. Meltdowns. Evar
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Simpsons producers sign Natalie Portman, Keifer Sutherland, and Dr. Phil to help finish the ongoing transformation of the show from funny sitcom to total melodrama
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"Brad promised his last wife on their wedding day they'd be together forever, and they didn't make it. He is a sensitive soul who just wants to make sure he can keep his promise this time around."
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Nicholas Cage so obsessed with new Superman movie he has dreams he's a flying superhero
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(Times Dispatch)
 
 
 
Another sign that Hollywood is out of ideas. They keep using the same flatulence joke in 6 or more movies a year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bollywood hottie Rakhi Sawant pleads guilty to charges that she had worn revealing outfits while performing in a show, the brazen hussie
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(ExpoSay)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall's Nissan spot too sexy for New Zealand. Nissan sales plummet in New Zealand
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(MSN.com)
 
 
 
MSN tries to claim "Office Space" is not a documentary
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(Imageshack)
 
 
 
New picture of Venom for "Spider-Man 3"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Ready to hit Hollywood, but ashamed of your flabby, pasty ass? Here's the going rate for a butt double
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Mon July 24, 2006
(Film Fodder)
 
 
 
New "Babylon 5" spinoff coming. No word if any characters will transform into a giant spider
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
James Doohan's remains to be blasted off into space, as opposed to being cremated again during the next shuttle launch
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Mako dead at 72. It was no accident, nor it is mere chance that I am the teller of his tale
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to further derail cultural progress, The Beckhams are moving to L.A.
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Fans tell academic panelists at Comic-Con to get a life, move out of their parents' basements
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey assaults the paparazzi -- with nice pic goodness of him sticking his chest out to look manly
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(Editor and Publisher)
 
 
 
Calista Flockhart to play conservative pundit in new TV series. Diet said to be going well
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Steven Spielberg waiting in vain for Tom Cruise to explain how Scientologists knew to stage protest at psychiatrist's office that they had discussed together
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Linday Lohan drops allegations that Paris Hilton hacked into her BlackBerry, presumably after stunning revelation that Hilton probably doesn't have the technical skills to work a toaster
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(I saw Boston in '87)
 
 
 
Tom Scholz of classic rock group Boston stops release of unauthorized "remastered versions" of first two albums; suffers from Tylenol poisoning. In other news, Tylenol is poison
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(Variety)
 
 
 
NBC TV executive assures critics that its new shows won't suck, backing that promise up with a Gilligan's Island reference
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(Chron)
 
 
 
The 'Hoff sees himself as "punching bag" in America, but maintains he "never really desperately tried to break this market"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cyber-squatters ordered to hand over "tomcruise.com". "psychomidgetfreakwithfakedaughter.com" still available
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(Defamer)
 
 
 
If you had "12" in the "How old before Dakota Fanning resorts to doing nude scenes?" pool, you win, you sick bastard
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Revelations about next season of "Lost." The producers speak about what's to come
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Japanese court to Paramount: Suck it
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(BlogNYC)
 
 
 
Tara Reid shows off the wonders of plastic surgery
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Congressman "caught off guard" by Steven Colbert during interview
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Luke Wilson can't man up enough to break up with girlfriends; treats them like crap until they break up with him
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tori Amos' new five-disc boxset full of classics, rarities and speculations on how to kill yourself
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
MC Hammer's catalog sells for a whopping $2.7 million. Guess he wasn't that legit after all
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(MTV)
 
 
 
First, U2 hook up with Mary J. Blige. Now they are touring Down Under with Kayne West. Bono ain't nothing but a gold-digger
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The whitest man on Earth inspired Neil Young's new video
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(Sports by Brooks)
 
 
 
Prince named 2007 Super Bowl hafltime musical act -- first time CBS has game since Janet Jackson's "wardrobe malfunction." What could possibly go wrong?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bon Jovi misses motorcycling across the U.S. on "Jack Kerouac experiences." In related news, Bon Jovi and Jack Kerouac mentioned in same sentence
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Having already worn out one PMITA prison, Richard Hatch moves on the fresh territory
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(BBC)
 
 
 
TV critics honor "Grey's Anatomy," also suggest DSM-IV and Physician's Desk Reference be made into TV shows, too
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
John Lithgow returns to TV to play yet another smarmy, condescending comedy role
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(MTV)
 
 
 
"Halo 3" developer receives death threats -- a look inside the surprisingly hazardous world of game design
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oprah lends her panties to best friend Gayle King
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Samuel Jackson sets a Comic-Con record for most uses of the word "motherf*&%er" in a panel. With video
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(BBC)
 
 
 
"Like a Prayer" video voted biggest rule breaker. Madonna swept away by result
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(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Elisha Cuthbert says she is not posing for Playboy and will only show her boobies in a movie if it's necessary. Somebody please write a necessary script
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(AdFreak)
 
 
 
Child star of a new Frosted Flakes commercial reportedly commits suicide. Yeah, and Mikey from the Life ads died from mixing pop rocks and soda
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The new Miss Universe celebrates her crowning by toppling over in an anorexic heap. Earwitnesses heard to ask, "Who dropped the bag of antlers?"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Method actor Keith Richards wants to make his entrance in the next Pirates sequel by falling out of a palm tree
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Listen up, you primitive screwheads: Bruce Campbell to play Mysterio in "Spiderman 3"
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(Time)
 
 
 
Morgan Spurlock: "I think we need to turn scientists back into the rock stars they are"
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((Some Homersexual)
 
 
 
George Michael caught having sex in bushes with pot-bellied, jobless van driver. "As far as he is concerned, that is what gay men do"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell gets punk'd on set of Miami Vice: "I saw the tape and, seriously, I can see the moment where I had a bowel movement"
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