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Sun July 23, 2006
Source     Fark Headline Comments
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
War is over, peace at last -- pop star Shakira calls for immediate cease fire in Middle East
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(24)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Old and busted: "metrosexuals". New hotness: "retrosexuals"
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Lady In The Water", "My Super Ex-Girlfriend" and "Clerks 2" forming the solid eye of the vortex of suck that was this weekend's box office
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(97)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
FRIDAY NIGHT FIGHTS: Armed Texas Constable Storms High School Football Field To Argue With Refs. Wait- What The Hell Is A Constable?
 
 
(Cinematical)
 
 
 
Quentin Taratino announces "Kill Bill," Volumes 0 and 3
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(25)
 
(digguser's blog)
 
 
 
Links to a bunch of TV shows that are on YouTube
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(32)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kimberly Stewart says Rod Stewart was an embarassing dad: "He turned up to school functions in a Lamborghini and leopard pants"
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(13)
 
(WKRP In Cincinnati)
 
Video
 
Complete WKRP episode where the station promotes a concert by the scary-ass punk band "Scum Of The Earth"
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(30)
 
(Albumvote)
 
 
 
Rhino records to release 10-disc box set from Robert Plant. One really good disc will then be made by whomever buys it
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(8)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Poster for new "Star Trek" movie released. Looks like they're serious after all
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(50)
 
(Classic Rock Revisited)
 
 
 
Eddie Van Halen performs at ... floral shop. David Lee Roth points and snickers
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(17)
 
(Some Album Guy)
 
 
 
50 albums that changed music. Strangely, nothing by the Backstreet Boys listed
source: ugo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(453)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks and Tim Allen return for "Toy Story 3." To infinity and beyond
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E remembers one of the greatest toys of the 80's -- The Sectaurs "Hyve" Playset, which was like Castle Grayskull, only the size of a small island nation
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(8)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
If you were going after Salma Hayek for her money you are going to have to settle for her smoking hot body
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Some Axl Rod)
 
 
 
'Appetite for Destruction' now 'Hankering for Roasted Lamb'
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(www.nbc4.tv)
 
 
 
Hot blond babe in wheelchair does not let partial paralysis stop her, tries out as a Lakers cheerleader anyway. You go, girl
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(39)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone might strip for PETA
source: femalefirst.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(Fort Wayne Journal)
 
 
 
Tom Hanks takes friends Ron Howard and Dennis Miller on a cross-country tour of major league ballparks. There's still no crying in baseball
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Superman" director sees sequel for 2009. "I plan to get all 'Wrath of Khan' on it," Singer said
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(20)
 
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bob Geldof forced to cancel two concerts after selling 50 tickets out of 12,000 for sale. Somebody do a benefit for this guy, it's getting painful to watch
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(78)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nerdcore group that hates the RIAA releases album for free, and it doesn't suck. Plus, Fark gets a mention in one of the songs
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(42)
 
(Some Weapon of Choice)
 
 
 
Guess who's on the cover of the new Fatboy Slim greatest hit collection?
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(20)
 


Sat July 22, 2006
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
10 ways for networks to make TV not suck anymore
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(60)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Fashion designer creates high-end 'Jimi Hendrix' handbags. Louis Vuitton surrenders
source: ca.today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Scott's Blog)
 
 
 
Dilbert creator Scott Adams getting married today. Will he do the pointy-haired bride Dogbert style during the honeymoon?
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(10)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff is burning up the European music charts with his athletic vocal chords
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(family.org)
 
 
 
A Christian review of "Clerks II". Hey, that rhymes
source: pluggedinonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(52)
 
(Wired)
 
 
 
Wired celebrates ComicCon with a gallery of nifty classic comic book covers from the 40's and 50's featuring Hitler, Bender and a hydrocephalic Superman
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(4)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tina Fey to leave SNL, focus instead on mezmerizing men with her mysterious scar, being crazy hot
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(43)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Paramount announces the voice of Optimus Prime in the movie will be... the voice of Optimus Prime from the show. Bah weep graaagnah wheep ni ni bong
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(34)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
South Park guys once seriously considered an episode with Christopher Reeve sucking stem cells out of an embryo, until their Christian producer said "fark him" for being a stem cell whore on TV
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(120)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Asia's answer to Alizee
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(52)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
In an attempt to broaden their base, White House invites those young hip American Idols contestants to meet the president. Bush secretly annoyed that Taylor Hicks received 4 million more votes this year than he did in the 2004 elections
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(54)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Newest celebrity feud? Steely Dan versus Owen Wilson. They just can't kill the beast
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(35)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
It turns out heaven can't wait; actor Jack Warden dead at 85
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(24)
 
(Inquirer)
 
 
 
BahdilANZ nuabUM hazbeeeeeeeeee leeknLIYne
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(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Woman auctions off bed once owned by Keanu Reeves: "It came with a mattress that I got rid of immediately. Perhaps I should have kept it."
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(14)
 
(thephoenix.com)
 
 
 
32 worst lyrics of all time
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(95)
 


Fri July 21, 2006
(Some Peter Griffin)
 
Video
 
Dude, "Dark Side of the Moon" TOTALLY synchs up with "The Wizard of Oz"
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(76)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
A dozen writers threaten walkout from "America's Top Model" reality show. In other news, it apparently takes twelve people to write a reality show about wannabe supermodels
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(59)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brett Ratner to shoot the pilot for Cop Rock 2
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(7)
 
(Metallica)
 
 
 
Rick Rubin producing Metallica's next album, thus ending 15 years of Bob Rock produced suckitude
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(35)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Eddie Murphy to marry Scary Spice. Goonie goo goo
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(34)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson hosts a pajame party, then tells MTV that she needs "rest." Yeah, those half-naked pillow fights can be so exhausting
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NBC hopes Madonna will help their November ratings. Hope is a good thing
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera was spotted leaving The Koko Club in a see through dress, which isn't even surprising anymore. Pretty soon she'll just be showing up to events in saran wrap (w/pics)
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(29)
 
(1010WINS)
 
 
 
Look up, in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No. it's participants of the nerd prom (with a not bad picture of Wonder Woman)
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(87)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
CBS News website seems to have forgotten they once employed some guy named Dan Rather, as they list all their former anchors. Except him
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Interview with a Hip Hop Cop, who worked on a Rap Intelligence Unit. First question: Is rap intelligence an oxymoron?
source: allhiphop.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey has sex with planet Earth...Earth says size doesn't really matter - it's the motion of the ocean
source: newlincreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan and her crew celebrate her birthday at Magic Kingdom by getting Goofy on booze and, alledgedly, the marijuana
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
And if the world isn't screwed up enough, MILFalicious Uma Thurman cannot find a date
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(40)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
David Arquette proves everyone right, loses his film on the way to ComicCon
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(11)
 
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpsons latest release has no copy protection, which is okay, since nobody plans on copying it anyway, much less downloading it
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(17)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
In a case roughly parallel to Thomas Kinkade copying Van Gogh, the Wayans brothers are accused of ripping off a Bugs Bunny cartoon
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(30)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Run, live to fly, fly to live; Aces High": Iron Maiden's Bruce Dickinson flies Beirut evacuees out of Cyprus on Boeing 757
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(41)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera plans on having a baby after next album. Baby will nurse 3 times faster because of two extra holes where nipple ring had been
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(13)
 
(Some Miami Vice)
 
 
 
Colin Farrell has run-in with stalker during Tonight Show taping
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(18)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Scarlett Johansson to destroy her career by signing on for Dallas movie
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(27)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Since Naomi Campbell has run out of assistants to beat up, she has now started on ex-boyfriends
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(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Michael J. Fox left shaken by President's stem cell veto
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(63)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel promises to be a "cheap date" after someone pays $30,000 to date her. Ironic tag holds out its arms, waitin' for some lovin'
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(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Drew Barrymore asked director of new movie for shots of Southern Comfort prior to singing scene
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(14)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You just finished work on the summer's blockbuster movie. Unfortunately is pretty much a deal-killer with the ladies when the credits roll and 'Herpetologist' comes up alongside your name
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(17)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Charlie Chaplin's sexy granddaughter's film company is a front for drug ring
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Went to the Dali Museum in St Petersburg today and noticed his painting "Atmospheric Skull Sodomizing a Grand Piano". Thought I should share with fark
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(30)
 


Thu July 20, 2006
(ABC)
 
 
 
Hollywood hopes 3D technology used in Monster House will revitalize film industry and bring audiences back to theatres. Wait a minute - hasn't this already been tried?
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(38)
 
(Star-Bulletin)
 
 
 
Bad news: U2 postpones their concert originally scheduled in April. Good news: They reschedule it for December. FARK: For the trouble they add Pearl Jam to the bill as the opening act
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(53)
 
(Journal Online)
 
Boobies
 
New performer wants to be known for her singing (with promotional pic that says otherwise). SFW
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(24)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Holy Brokeback, Batman. Heath Ledger as The Joker?
source: aint-it-cool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(66)
 
(Some Studio)
 
 
 
Proving that some Hollywood studios cannot take a hint, another Baby Geniuses movie is in production
source: crystal-sky.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(21)
 
(Some Dad)
 
 
 
Director Ron Howard was forced to move his family away from Hollywood when his four-year-old daughter Bryce Dallas returned home from childcare with a movie script
source: teluguportal.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro denies he's dating anyone and says Carmen Electra is his best friend; which translates to 'I have always liked men'
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Paris Hilton responds to claims she is "an oversized human condom."
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(45)
 
(SLO Tribune)
 
 
 
Billy Ray Cyrus wants his mullet back (with song clip and new soul-patch pic goodness): in other news, Billy Ray Cyrus is still around, getting hired, and has bred six times
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(8)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Ex-Savage Garden singer marries partner in London; couple's honeymoon plans include standing on mountain, bathing in sea, laying like this forever
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(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Alicia Silverstone claims she let the media remain clueless about her heterosexuality so they wouldn't hassle her then-boyfriend
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(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton may have hacked Lindsay Lohan's Blackberry. Lindsay's friends report receiving messages like "im up mr.slaves butt. no nitevision thats hot lol 1"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
There actually is a Hell on Earth: he is the bass player for Gorgoroth, and he is quitting the band because he "has recently had problems fronting some of the ideological aspects of his band's agenda"
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner are moving to Boston to be closer to Theo Epstein
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(14)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Marketers discovering that Comic-con and it's vast number of nerds with disposable incomes is a great opportunity to promote products. Suprisingly deodorant, soap companies not among them
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(12)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Christina Aguilera has removed her nipple-ring for controlling husband. Marriage ending in 3...2...1
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ex-wife of Hollywood producer lived in his former mansion rent-free for 13 years and he supported her adopted children when he didn't have to. Now that he wants her out, of course he's the jerk
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(51)
 
(Some Mouse)
 
 
 
Head of Disney studio scores huge hits with "Pirates" and "Narnia", saves millions by dumping one-trick pony Shyamalan, so she gets big promotion. Naw, I'm yanking you. She got canned
source: deadlinehollywooddaily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(39)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Famous Hollywood toothpick Nicole Ritchie shops until she drops. Unfortunately, she got back up
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Some McGuy)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake signs on for McDonald's pitches. Currenly being fitted with red wig, yellow suit
source: brandrepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Doubly cheated. The girl Brinkley's ex cheated on her with was cheating on her own boyfriend as well
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted rock critic Charles Barkley weighs in on the John Mellencamp/Dan Quayle incident: "I was a Republican - until they lost their minds"
source: entertainment.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(30)
 
(London Times)
 
 
 
U.S. television networks panic as they realize more people are watching YouTube than anything they have to offer
source: timesonline.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears sells luxury pad for $4m, has apparently switched to tampons
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(91)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
One of the Baldwin boys injured in high-speed car crash. No, not that one, the other one. No, the other other one. No the other other other one
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(27)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Haley Joel Osment is in the hospital after flipping his 1995 Saturn. In other news, Haley Joel Osment drives a 1995 Saturn. Or did
source: cbs2.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(76)
 
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Anne Heche to play a relationship coach in new drama. Will draw on experience in showing up at strangers' houses, talking about aliens
source: wtopnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Joss Whedon on why he writes strong female characters: "Because you're still asking me that question."
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rumor: Madonna refused to take the stage in Atlantic City until American flag taken down
source: newjerseyblog.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(48)
 
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
Top poker players go all in for lawsuit against World Poker Tour
source: lasvegassun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(114)
 
(I-Mockery)
 
 
 
He-Man surely can't stop Skeletor now that he has a tiny pet dragon
source: i-mockery.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(STLToday)
 
 
 
At 94, Art Linkletter still doing the darndest things
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Once more, with feeling: Joss Whedon's post-cancellation "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" adventures coming to comic book store near you
source: popwatch.ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(93)
 


Wed July 19, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Animated Dungeons & Dragons cartoon finally coming to DVD, said to be perfect representation of Third Edition rules
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jamie-Lynn Sigler is kind of stupid. However, she is some kind of hot, so who cares? (With pics)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis wants to do a "Moonlighting" movie, instead of working on "Hudson Hawk 2"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Critics to Bon Jovi: You suck. Bon Jovi to critics: Three sold-out nights at Giants Stadium -- suck it
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(24)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bobby Brown says he and Whitney aren't splitting up. In fact, they just celebrated their 14th anniversary yesterday by sharing a big bowl of crack and some sex toys
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(hep c)
 
 
 
Pam Anderson goes overboard, but her floatation devices save her from certain death
source: hollywoodtuna.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(Danny Bonaduce)
 
 
 
Yet another sign of the apocalypse: The Partridge Family Religion
source: portlandmercury.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Surprisingly, Village People cop is trying not to stay at the P-M-I-T-A
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(1)
 
(Broadcasting & Cable)
 
 
 
ABC World News dropping "Tonight" from its title. In related news, Fox dropping "News" from its title
source: broadcastingcable.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
US Postal service releases new stamps featuring classic comic-book characters like Batman, Superman and Wonder Woman. How the hell Plastic Man wound up being included, no one is quite sure
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Love Hewitt hates to look good (with pic goodness)
source: hollywoodrag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(51)
 
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Ronald Reagan's daughter is pissed and just a little snarky
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(The Onion)
 
 
 
Return of Sixties teen idols with new atonal album comparing 9/11 to Elvis' stillborn twin brother. No, really
source: avclub.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
George Jones opening a restaurant in Alabama; plans to get drunk and drive his lawnmower through the ribbon instead of cutting it
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson's parents disagree on the amount of sluttiness she should portray in a photo shoot
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Fred Durst to marry "mystery girl" -- the mystery being whether she really exists
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Like its predecessor, "The Passion Of The Maya" may be based in fiction (with crazy Mad Max pic)
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
On movie sets, Kevin Spacey requests a ping-pong table, so he can get all Forrest Gump on his opponent
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Life Style Extra)
 
 
 
Unable or unwilling to learn from past mistakes, Britney to renew wedding vows with Cletus
source: lse.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kevin Costner almost had the lead in "Lady In the Water" till Shyamalan saw "Waterworld"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(65)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Governor of Arkansas to pardon Keith Richards for 1975 traffic offense and "A Bigger Bang" album
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Marilyn Monroe gets "Masters" treatment at PBS. This word master, I do not think it means what PBS thinks it means
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(16)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
From the "You Knew This One Was Coming" Department: K-Fed has talked Britney into recording a song with him to include on his album
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne wedding photos. Bride and groom same size as those on cake
source: canada.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(38)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Ted Danson to star in a show where he runs a group therapy session for a collection of misfits. Gee, that sounds familiar
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(Slash Film)
 
 
 
Jason Lee asked Kevin Smith to remove Scientology joke from "Dogma." Apparently because it would be wrong to satirize religion in a movie
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(66)
 
(Game Informer)
 
 
 
The crossover you've been waiting for ... the worlds of Strawberry Shortcake and Dance Dance Revolution combine
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson rekindles romance with bag of antlers again
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(11)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey still thinks she can act. Even convinced Spike Lee to direct her latest film project. The swooshing sound you hear is Spike's credibility swirling down the toilet
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Trey Parker: "If the Catholics don't want us ripping on Jesus anymore, they should just threaten violence, and they'll get their way"
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(48)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith to Joel Siegel: "Suck it"
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(109)
 
(FemaleFirst.co.uk)
 
 
 
K-Ferret has earned $1.3 million with his party-appearance biz *COUGH* *BULLSH*T* *COUGH*
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Mick Jagger's daughter says she's too old party; promptly shooes kids and Mick off her lawn
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to be a Fark headline this summer? Here is a full list of ridiculous world records waiting to be set or broken
source: corrweb.tripod.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Leah Remini tells us she has seen TomKat's baby and it didn't require any eye bleach afterwards
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(25)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dennis Miller's new Stand Up DVD promises to get so obscure only people with PhD in Letters and Cryptology will laugh: Preview "My phone had more clicks than a Ubangi marital spat."
source: digitallyobsessed.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Asking Chris Rock why the new TV lineup lacks racial diversity is like asking the bat boy, "How come the Yankees can't get a better pitcher?"
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(11)
 
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Lady in the Water began as bedtime story; less popular than 'Lady in the Shower'
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Matthew McConaughey is selling his '71 Chevy Stingray convertible on eBay. Now is the time to buy stock in those pine tree air fresheners
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(99)
 
(Local6)
 
 
 
Latest reason for delay in new season of Sopranos is *shakes Magic Eight ball * James Gandolfini's wonky knee
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(9)
 


Tue July 18, 2006
(Very Reputable Site)
 
 
 
JK Rowling to kill off everyone in the last Harry Potter book. Except Dumbledore, since he's already dead
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(72)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jon Bon Jovi threatens to do a country album next
source: upi.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Despite the ongoing early stages of WWIII, Deep Purple will not cancel their concert in Beirut. Show's pyrotechnics will be provided by Syria and Iran
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(20)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Stalker fan ordered to stay 300 feet from John Cusack. Will now need megaphone to yell "I want my two dollars"
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(17)
 
(Some Bassist)
 
 
 
The bassist for Evanescence suddenly realizes that he plays for Evanescence, quits
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(56)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sarah Jessica Seabiscuit to produce new HBO comedy series set in... wait for it... New York City
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(31)
 
(TBYLTH)
 
 
 
Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie pretended to be bulimic so people wouldn't find out about her crystal meth addiction. Now if only she would stop pretending to be a woman
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(34)
 
(IOL.co.za)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton insists her ex would never sleep with Lindsay Lohan: "He thinks she's pathetic"
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(12)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake: "I'm just like everyone else, I get completely plastered, I've done my fair share of drugs and I've been caught places with my pants down"
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(14)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
National Enquirer apologizes for publishing false story... wait, what?
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(5)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
"I can't bear being seen nude. I'm not exactly a tiny woman and when Sophia Loren is naked, there is a lot of nakedness"
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(27)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson set to marry another trashy white rock star
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(17)
 
(Wall Street Journal)
 
 
 
Netflix users overwhelmed by choice, underwhelmed by quality and many are routinely sending back movies in unopened envelopes
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(57)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Carson Daly has become Max Headroom. And in related news, Tyne Daly has become a blue whale
source: newlincreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(She's Not Buying It)
 
 
 
Columnist conjectures that Capt. Jack Sparrow is gay, confirming what submitter has been unsuccessfully trying to convince wife about the "dreamy Johnny Depp" for the last 10 years
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(31)
 
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
British court must sit through 400 hours of Jerry Springer to determine if it's really indecent, or just a real waste of time
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(49)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
MySpace starts service to promote comedy. Start looks promising as they immediately enforce lifetime ban of Carlos Mencia, Carrot Top and Andy Milonakis
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(47)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Doing Playboy. New hotness: Getting "naked" for women's magazines that will use props to cover private areas
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(11)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"American Idol" finalist Kellie Pickler has last laugh, inks record deal that should keep her in calamari for years
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
From now on, Dave Navarro, Carmen Electra will be smearing their lipstick on other people's genitalia
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(14)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
"Desperate Housewives" cast to snub Emmy Awards because of only one nomination. ABC changes show's title to "Whiney Biatches"
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise is the metaphorically Satanic subject of a new play. No word whether he'll sue producers if the show goes on
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(4)
 
(Some Dot)
 
 
 
Indian television to debut thier version of the reality show "Big Brother" and may even show Indian girls wearing jeans *gasp*
source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jackie Chan apologizes for the actions of his drunken stunt double at Taiwanese concert
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(42)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Macaulay Culkin flees Israel with Meg Griffin
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(41)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow has sand in his bagina because Australian officials are using his songs as psychological warfare to keep teens off the streets
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Kick-ass interview with the creators of "South Park"
source: tv.ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
MTV is making sure Nick Lachey's girlfriend isn't hosting TRL when they debut ex-wife Jessica Simpson's new video
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(5)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Maybe Spillane didn't know too much about the finer things in writing. But he was a good man, I tell ya. Any a you mugs say otherwise gets two from my sap
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(45)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
In "this explains a lot" news: Oliver Stone loves all hallucinogens; lost his virginity to a hooker his dad bought him; was taught to fap by his mother
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(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
K-Fed to perform at 2006 Teen Choice Awards. Won't somebody please think of the children?
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Industry guru predicts CD single market will be dead by end of year thanks to downloads. In related news, there is still a CD single market to be destroyed by downloading
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(14)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Today's "Hollywood Cockpunch of the Day" goes to Patrick Swayze, who says he likes being old and busted because his youthful good looks were a problem
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(8)
 


Mon July 17, 2006
(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton kisses her ferret after it goes through the garbage (with pics). Poor ferret...
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(22)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Rappper C-Murder released from house arrest by judge, who said his participation in the program was a "burden" to local police
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(10)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Complaint against Eminem dropped by alleged strip-club victim. Vows to stay out of strip-club bathrooms from now on
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(5)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says "My film career is going nowhere" like wanting to do a reunion with your "Friends"
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Batwoman comes out on Wednesday. No really, Batwoman comes out on Wednesday
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(193)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley's husband promised 19-year-old that he'd dump his wife for her. Oh yeah, and he's 47
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(32)
 
(All Headline News)
 
 
 
Katie wanted cherry soda, so Tom dispatched two assistants and a jet to go and get it. Yes, there's such a thing as too much money
source: allheadlinenews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise hugs from the crotch (with pic)
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Roger Moore beat his gun phobia so he could play James Bond
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If you are lucky enough to have sex with Mick Jagger, he might buy you a house
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Nelly "Promiscuous" Furtado opens up about her bisexuality
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(81)
 
(WWTDD.com)
 
 
 
Dave Navarro and Tommy Lee finally come out of the closet (pics)
source: wwtdd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Only Justin Timberlake's acting skills could drag down a movie also starring Morgan Freeman and Kevin Spacey to "direct to DVD" status
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Few and the Proud crash a helicopter trying to check out Kate Hudson in a bikini. Semper Fi-iiine
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(26)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Oprah says, "Gayle King and I are friends, not lesbian lovers." Well THAT'S a relief
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(30)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
In today's Britney news, she reassures fans that she'll continue performing after baby No. 2 is born. Which will likely quickly lead to baby No. 3
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(17)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims to be iconic blonde of the decade. Her proof? "I even know what a Wal-Mart is." That certainly makes her a front runner
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(26)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jeri Ryan is off the market. Article includes proposal details that are vomit-inducing
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(29)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
CBS will be advertising its fall lineup by etching its logo on 35 million eggs. For extra advertising goodness, leave an egg under the couch for a month to smell the fall lineup, too
source: rawstory.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
NYPD, FDNY given early option to poke holes in Oliver Stone's 9/11 movie
source: kevxml2a.infospace.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
YouTube hits 100 million video-per-day mark. It's all about the Hamiltons, baby
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson reportedly moving to the Netherlands
source: news.bbc.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
The first motherfarkin' review of "Snakes on a Plane"
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(47)
 

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