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Sun July 16, 2006
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Mr. T, promoting his new show: "My show ain't no Dr. Phil where people sit around crying, 'What's wrong with me, Dr. Phil? What's wrong with me, Dr. Phil?' You are a fool. That's what's wrong with you"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Miss Universe 2006 contestants prove global warming theory: one look and you know it's going to be the hottest year on record
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Up until six years ago, Cate Blanchett still wore the undies her mom made her in high school
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(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Jessica Biel auctions herself for charity. A Farker must win
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(Some Foodie)
 
 
 
Good Eats host, Alton Brown, takes the title of his new show "Feasting on Asphalt" a little too seriously
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Retailers who paid big bucks for product placement in "The Devil Wears Prada" less than overjoyed when sales immediately plummet
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ginger Baker: No more Cream reunions
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Vote for The Sun's hottest Hunks in Trunks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cable TV shows lose their grip on whatever little self-control they ever had
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rules for successful relationships - how to live happily ever after
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Elle Macpherson's new lingerie line was inspired by her visiting strip clubs
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man celebrates his 100th birthday at Hooters and receives near perfect gift. Sometimes, life is good
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake lead acting debut goes straight to video; Marky Mark Wahlberg unavailable for comment
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(bbc)
 
 
 
Final Beatles recording session tapes for sale for 250 thousand pounds, even though the music on them has been available on the internets for three years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne wed, not to Sk8r boi
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Fifty albums that changed music
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The craziest Star Trek photo you'll see today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lance Armstrong wins the Tour de France de Bigotry. In other news, ugly "Fark France" bracelets are spreading faster than cancer
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Top ten rejected titles for the new Who album; come up with your own
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Sat July 15, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Amazing pictures of washed up tennis star Anna Kournikova
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Rare Sam Raimi/Bruce Campbell short film used to finance first "Evil Dead." You did it, kid
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest one hit wonders
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(SI.com)
 
 
 
Top 12 celebrity fans of college sports. The University of California caught a tough break
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Usher goes to Broadway, finds kindred spirit in Richard Gere. Hope that's the only thing he finds in Richard Gere
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Having Jessica Simpson and other hotties in a music video roller skating is a good idea; not a good idea was not asking Jessica if she could roller skate
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(Some Gobot)
 
 
 
US Air Force reports from the set of Transformers movie
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
That Vanity Fair cover with a naked Keira Knightley and Scarlett Johansson was also supposed to include Rachel McAdams, until she walked out of the photo shoot
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank to strip down to halter and bit for perfume ad
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson encourages her husband Chris to watch porn. Kittens raise alert to Orange
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yarrrrrr I'm a stealin' yer script, matey, so prepare to be boarded
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(Some Abacab)
 
 
 
Phil Collin's pension managers look to sell his stu stu studios
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Fri July 14, 2006
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Pro wrestling is "one ritual male rape after another," and women's matches "are a beard, it's kind of like a gay guy taking a girl to a party -- it's to look straight"
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
"Games you can play with your pussy" and other unintentional porn found in real life
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
New A&E series focuses on Gene Simmons dealing with the spawn of his love gun
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Chevy Chase calls his daughter a whore and Vince Vaughn a refrigerator repairman. Wait... what?
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Nopers.com)
 
Video
 
If Jean-Claude Van Damme ever grabs your wang, you should probably just go ahead and let him
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston says Brad Pitt doesn't measure up to Vince Vaughn in the bedroom
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley is furious because her breasts are always made bigger
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(cybernoon)
 
 
 
Animal Planet using cutting-edge tech to show great wildebeest migration. No word if technology is under GNU public license
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(Southpark)
 
 
 
Despite all the hooplah about "South Park" being censored over an image of Mohammed, an episode from five years ago containing a Mohammed character continues to be shown on television without criticism or violence
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson expounds on Chaos Theory. "I'd be bored without chaos. I go stir-crazy if I have nothing to do"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty is apparently still alive
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
"South Park" creators threatened to leave Comedy Central if they did not rerun the Scientology episode. Trey and Matt win despite Cruise's biatching
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A lot of farkers have been asking for an update, it's now official. Playmate sues BlogNYC for $100,000 in what may be the most frivolous lawsuit of the century
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kim Cattrall tired of seeing bags of antlers in Hollywood and in the mirror
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bumpshack)
 
 
 
Katie Holmes parents say they won't attend her wedding to alien Tom Cruise. They have also yet to see the alien baby, but the rest of the world seems to be in that boat as well
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Quincy Jones accused of selling out for producing Michael Jackson album. Quincy's reply: "I was just trying to help that nice woman out"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mumbai Mirror)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman, who appeared naked in a film, then didn't appear naked in a film, to appear naked in film she wasn't going to appear naked in
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(cinematical)
 
 
 
"Now, I don't know what it would take to get me to dress up like a giant sperm and serve drinks at a party"
source: cinematical.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sideshow Collectibles)
 
 
 
For the movie fan that has everything: A life-sized T-800 Terminator replica. Bonus: Try not to get "You Could Be Mine" by Guns 'n' Roses stuck in your head
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(cityrag)
 
 
 
Is Jennifer Garner pregnant again or just fat?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
More stars going nude for publicity. Captain Obvious shocked
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Flea locked his daughter in a closet when she wouldn't stop crying. Perhaps he should have been trapped in a closet with R. Kelly
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Sesame Street" to release free DVD to military families to help explain to kids why parents are away for so long. Bonus features include Elmo demonstrating how to kill terrorist with sharpened spoon
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Holy hole in a donut, Batman! Ed McMahon beats Robin as greatest sidekick ever
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(hollywood rag)
 
 
 
Please don't call Britney a "big, huge pregnant superstar." You can leave out the superstar part
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Three reasons why Huey Lewis is good, even though it never really was hip to be square
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Star Trek fan has created a 32-acre maze dedicated to the show. Said it was nice to get out of the basement for a bit
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(I Watch Stuff)
 
 
 
Beerfest movie due in August. USA team NOT likely to be knocked out in Group Play here
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Katrina's latest price: Mr. T's gold chains
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Hilary and Haylie Duff inspire "butt-boosting" jeans
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jarah Mariano is the first Asian Victoria's Secret model. Now they can get back to hiring Brazilians (pic)
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(Not a WHO fan)
 
 
 
The Who will launch Uncut, Uncensored, Unrepentant Tour in Philadelphia in September. Many are Uninterested, Underwhelmed and Unavailable to attend. (I get my dose of The Who from CSI anyway)
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Thu July 13, 2006
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to star in second Sean Lennon film appropriately titled "Neither of Us Deserve to Be Famous"
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(Giggity!)
 
 
 
Behind the scenes at "Family Guy" (video)
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(Yukon News)
 
 
 
Top 10 worst comedians of all time. Oddly enough, Larry the cable guy not mentioned
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(Showbuzz.cbs.com)
 
 
 
That motherfarking c*cksucker Ian McShane will be in the next farking installment of the skullfarking "Shrek" series. Bonus: Amy Sedaris will do the voice of Cinderella
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(Pittsburgh Tribune-News)
 
 
 
Comedian Red Buttons was still alive until today. CNN announces new oldest prewritten obit is now for: Jack Palance
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Weezer finished? Forty-page dissertations on "Old Weezer" vs. "New Weezer" being filed everywhere
source: pitchforkmedia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
From the "Why Is This News?" Department: Moran tells the world he had sex with Princess Di and it lasted 2.5 minutes
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Unable to find "Avengers" star Patrick McKnee, Keith Moon gassed dogs instead
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hollywood says man flab is "in." In other news, women love men for their senses of humor -- money and size are irrelevant, self-improvement is masturbation
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Uma Thurman refuses to speak badly of her ex-husband, presumably because being stupid enough to get rid of her is punishment enough
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(CBC)
 
 
 
John Cleese says that today's TV executives are afraid of doing decent comedy, and probably don't have a clue how to defend themselves from an attacker armed with fresh fruit
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(Some Fab Guy)
 
 
 
Lance Bass of N*Sync is saying bye bye bye to the closet
source: washblade.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Webisodes of "The Office" start today
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ex-wife sues Michael Jackson for 15 more minutes of fame
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(Egotastic)
 
 
 
As expected, Natalie Portman wusses out on nudity again
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oil prices rise amid a deepening crisis in the Middle Ea -- HANG ON, this just in: Kiefer Sutherland wears a polka-dot tie
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The Fonz trying to get "Charlie's Angels" cast together for reunion show. Can't be any worse than the movies. And what does the Fonz have to do with "Charlie's Angels" anyway?
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(Chart Attack)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd's Nick Mason speaks out about Syd Barrett, non-tour plans
source: chartattack.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mischa Barton isn't famous in Britain. Isn't famous in the U.S. either, except in California, California
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says that really skinny women are gross
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys, Nick Carter and his family are venturing into the reality show
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney starts up a new business called Rent-a-Cletus where people actually pay around $20,000 for him to show up at a party
source: msnbc.msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Sony just can't be this dumb, can they?
source: latimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Song based on Zidane's headbutt is a hit, knocks audience flat on their asses
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Wed July 12, 2006
(AP)
 
 
 
Proving that the E network hates America, 'The Simple Life' to air for a fifth season
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rather than making 18 crappy movies a year, Disney will reportedly make only 8 crappy movies a year... or are they concentrating the crappiness of 18 movies into 8 movies?
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(Joblo)
 
 
 
Winona Ryder reportedly to return for "Heathers 2." Es-ki-mo
source: joblo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston: "men and women speak a different language." What the hell did she just say?
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Tim and Dawn to show Jim and Pam how it's done? BBC's The Office set to invade Scranton
source: aintitcool.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson encourages her husband Chris Robinson of the Black Crowes to watch porn; Chris could encourage Kate to eat a sandwich
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(I Dont Like You In That Way)
 
 
 
Brooke Burke and Kelly Monaco supporting NoScruf, an organization that tries to rectify the "shaving inequality" between men and women. Seriously
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(SFGate)
 
Weeners
 
Fall Out Boy bassist almost quits the band after pictures of him holding his hot yogurt thrower show up on the internet
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Fat guy from Americal Idol to sing at NASCAR race. No, the other fat guy, from last year. Yeah, the one that didn't win
source: nascar.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eva Longoria will play Johnny Depp in new biopic film... and Johnny Depp will play bulimia in new Teri Hatcher bipoic
source: newlincreative.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Demi Moore's British film so bad it won't make the trip overseas to the U.S. American audiences; hope the same can be said for her husband
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(BlogNYC)
 
Video
 
CNBC's Joe Kernan reporting how "Pirates of the Caribbean 2" beat the fake movie "Aquaman" at the box office this weekend
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(Bumpshack)
 
Boobies
 
Jessica Simpson celebrated her birthday this week in Cabo. Of course when you mix Jessica Simpson and Cabo you are going to get some hot bikini pics... usually
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(EOnline.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise is in the closet. Oh, and Comedy Central is gonna show that "South Park" episode again
source: eonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Before starting a TV show and new band called Supernova you should check to see if there's already a band called Supernova
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(KLTV)
 
 
 
Going nude is getting more popular. Now please turn off your web cam (with SFW picture)
source: kltv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Strangely enough, TV has lowest-rated week of all time last week. Submitter has to get back to watching "Big Brother Season 72 All Stars" now
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paul Newman shares his secret for a long marriage: Plenty of laughter and vodka-based spaghetti sauce
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Bag of Antlers)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan, foregoing sammiches in favour of alternate nourishment, mugs for the cameras by going down on her co-star. With pic goodness
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach takes his head out of his ass long enough to tell everyone that Axl Rose has not had plastic surgery
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Eva Langoria : Makeup :: The Sun : Flashy Headlines
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Two years later, Aguilera fans finally getting their due: A refund
source: mtv.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Coldplay documentary on hold because of Chris Martin's editing and fans not caring
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Syd Barret's performances were a big inspiration to David Bowie. Except for the whole eat a bunch of acid part
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(FHM (US))
 
 
 
Jay and Silent Bob's most candid interview ever
source: fhmus.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
This month's award given to Clint Eastwood for being Clint Eastwood brought to you by a British film group
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
In an apparent attempt by Tom Cruise to produce the Kwisatz Haderach, Katie Holmes may be pregnant again
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ripley's to open first Believe It Or Not museum in China. All the exhibits are more amazing if you add "in bed" to their description
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(Some Hippie)
 
 
 
Janis Joplin: The Musical: The 12 minute vomiting scene only seems gratuitous
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Christie Brinkley separates from her fourth husband to pursue dream of licking Chuck Norris's sweat from Total Gym
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Roger Keith (Syd) Barrett is still dead.... But now we know why
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp refuses to give up watching the Teletubbies just because his kids outgrew them
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Your tax dollars at work: FCC to start cracking down on profanity from spectators, players at live sporting events
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A new vision in dental art
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"All the damn vampires" finally win. "Lost Boys" grandpa dies at 90
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Racism, sexism, homophobia, etc, they're all here in the Top 10 list of the most politically incorrect films ever. Salò wants a recount
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Tue July 11, 2006
(Some Dark & Stormy Knight)
 
 
 
Results of the 2006 Bulwer Lytton Contest to write the worst opening sentence for a novel. Bonus: Farker LawrencePerson racks up his fourth Dishonorable Mention in a row
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Suri Cruise being kept in quiet cocoon to protect her from damaging engrams that may damage her human soul. She'll be fun at parties one day
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(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Keith Richards has revealed the tree he fell out of when he seriously injured his head was no bigger than a knee-high shrub
source: stuff.co.nz   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SPCA)
 
 
 
Jack Nicholson's teenage daughter exhibits no chance of impending hotness. Kittens breathe sigh of relief
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Celebrity Babies)
 
 
 
For those of you who absolutely can't wait any longer to see what TomKat's offspring looks like, here's a possible composite image
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If you can sing better than Taylor Hicks (and we all can), the next American Idol auditions kick off August 11
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Blender)
 
 
 
Recent interview with David Lee Roth. When your radio career fails, move into bluegrass instead
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Canada gets its own Project Runway. "I love the way the toque goes with the plaid wool shirt, offsetting the white of the donut glaze sprinkled on the pants"
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(Media Bistro)
 
 
 
Fox News: "We hope Olbermann enjoys his paranoid view from the bottom of the ratings ladder and wish him well on his inevitable trip to oblivion"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Nielsen plans to rate TV commercials such as HeadOn, apply directly to forehead, HeadOn, apply directly to forehead
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember when Snoop Dogg frightened white people and had a relevant voice in hip hop? Neither do we. But now Orbit gum lets you get a phone call from him
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan to publish a book of sexy photos of herself, tenatively titled: "Sex 2: Madonna-Copying Boogaloo"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
From the makers of that film about people puking: A film about people crapping. But is it art?
source: guardian.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan's 20th birthday party at Disneyland was a delightful romp that "cast members" will never forget
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Britney Spears vows to make a music comeback as soon as possible. EVERYBODY PANIC
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(HDNET)
 
 
 
Dan Rather hired to begin filing weekly news reports in October for HDNET. Apparently made up documents look even better than before in high definition
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(Orbitcast.com)
 
 
 
Mancow might be given the boot. Hopefully will be replaced by a DJ that isn't afraid of the word 'Nutsack.'
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(MTV)
 
 
 
If you thought "Jackass" was stupid, wait till you meet the "wild, thumb-losing, pig-loving" Dudesons
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(A Dylan Fan who Hates Musicals)
 
 
 
"Bob Dylan: The Musical": A 45-minute harmonica solo with jazz dancing that's expected to bring down the house
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scary Spice delirious over Eddie Murphy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jessica Simpson divorced Nick Lachey because he's gay
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(ctv.ca)
 
 
 
Jacko tried to fire the man he hired to produce a benefit recording for victims of the 9/11 terrorist attacks after learning the associate once directed gay porn movies
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Has-been Joan Jett, 47, says many people are threatened by female rockers. No Joan, just you
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Almost 25 years later, Princess Leia's golden bikini still rules
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
I'll see you on the dark side of the moon: Syd Barrett dead at 60. Seriously, he was still alive
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Hohan enjoys having boobs again. The 37 men she'll sleep with next week are glad also
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(retroCrush)
 
 
 
The 30 greatest game-show hosts of all time
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(Hate On)
 
 
 
Here are the pics that pregnant Britney didn't want you to see
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
All four original members of Asia reunite for some reason
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
June Allyson, "America's Girl Next Door," dies at 88
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(Life Style Extra)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton hates one night stands and gives advice on making guys "want you"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan named anti-acne product spokesperson, will share own acne experiences. Best way to cope is make sure everyone stares at your breasts
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Taylor: "I enjoy food too much." Unfortunately, article contains photographic evidence to support assertion
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Mon July 10, 2006
(You Tube)
 
Video
 
Thirty-something farkers will remember this Mr. Yuk PSA
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(LBC 97.3)
 
Video
 
South Carolina woman obsessed with Captain Jack Sparrow: Dresses like him, acts like him, makes "appearances" at her son's school pretending to be him
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Another fan of Leatherface wants to join "Desperate Housewives"
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(Urban Network)
 
 
 
Milan Williams, keyboardist and founding member of The Commodores, died Sunday while working the Nightshift. (Link auto-plays music)
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Proof she exists -- Suri Cruise's birth certificate
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(The Himalayan Times)
 
 
 
Britney's dad allowed her to walk around the house naked until she was 13 years old. That explains a lot
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
If the Basque separatist movement ETA is going to listen to anyone, it's Bob Dylan. Basques also may be the only people who can understand Dylan anyway
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(Syfyportal.com)
 
 
 
"Battlestar Galactica" character Gaeta may be gay, duh
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin pushes her ex-husband down the stairs tonight on Larry King
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani carries her baby in her purse.. (with pic)
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(tsn.ca)
 
 
 
Colorado Avalanche goaltender demands retraction from TV station for saying his marriage was on the rocks after skanking out with Paris Hilton
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Gilmour is the lone holdout on a Pink Floyd reunion. Syd unavailable for comment
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan wants to move her trainwreck to London, to be closer to her best friend Kate Moss' trainwreck
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Suge Knight no longer has control of Death Row Records due to "gross mismanagement" and no one giving a damn
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(inthenews.co.uk)
 
 
 
Curves are back as Kate Winslet and Charlotte Church finish first and second in the "Best Body in Britain" voting
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Entertainment reporter gets free food, booze and luxury hotel room and whines about it
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan apparently romancing Rhys Ifans, planning to spread the clap across the pond
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Cobra Starship video reveals how those snakes got on Sam Jackson's plane
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"American Idol" rocker Chris Daughtry signs record deal
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Madonna may cut ties with Kabbalah, reunite with Britany for hot lesbian make-out session
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(People)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey and Jenny McCarthy's budding relationship is beginning to get pretty serious, which makes perfect sense as they both made careers by talking out of their asses
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Like most guys, Josh Hartnett really doesn't want his girlfriend hanging out with Wilmer Valderrama
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(Some Geezer)
 
 
 
Hollywood's next big thing, Old Fart Cinema. First three part epic "The Lord of Get the Hell off my Lawn." expected to be a blockbuster in the matinee timeslot just before the early bird special at Denny's
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Posh Spice and her fellow bags of antlers responsible for England's poor showing at World Cup and now banned from attending future competitions
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Hollywood starlets in an uproar, feel "betrayed" and "bewildered" after Hillary Duff has the audacity to tell Self magzine that, and we quote, "eating should be fun."
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(CourtTV)
 
 
 
Todd Hollis does not have herpes
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Jamie Foxx says LL Cool J feud is "behind him" now. Probably as soon as he realized that LL could pound him like a hammer without breaking a sweat
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Victoria Beckham gets a Hebrew tattoo on her back. Translation: "If you can see antlers, you're too close" (SFW)
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(Mirror)
 
 
 
Penny Lancaster cried every day for three weeks after she had Rod Stewart's baby; realizing now he will find another woman who looks just like her to run off with
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Davey Jones vows there will never be another Monkees reunion
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(Moviefone)
 
 
 
"Pirates of the Caribbean" sails past "Spider-Man 2" for best opening ever
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(Some Scurvy Dog)
 
 
 
China bans "Pirates of Carribbean," because they fear the bad influence it may have. In other news 10,000 pirate DVDs of the movie hit the streets in Hong Kong two days before the release date
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Brigitte Nielsen marries her fifth husband, even though she hasn't gotten around to divorcing No. 4 yet
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Owen Wilson uses stunt butt. No word on stunt nose
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(JSDC)
 
 
 
Fed-up movie fans go grassroots, take control of the studio system
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Singer James Blunt plans to live out his "rural dream" with only chickens, ducks, pigs and donkeys
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bats hide in fear as Ozzy kicks off OzzFest "like he'd emerged from the fabled fountain of youth"
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Freelancing mistresses becoming popular in Japan, partly due to oversupply of women who can't find work in local sex parlors
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(The Scene)
 
 
 
Pole dancing provides a great abdominal workout
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(ICNetwork)
 
 
 
New children's books tackle tough topics like divorce, eating disorders, magical pigs
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Even though her spectacular boobies means she doesn't have to, Jennifer Love Hewitt is learning how to cook
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