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Sun July 09, 2006
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(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
India has its own version of Superman, he's fast, strong, can ace any IQ test you give him, and breaks out into song when you least expect it
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Comedy Central to air previously unused sketches from Chappelle's Show for third season. I'm desperate, biatch
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(UTubeTop)
 
Video
 
The ONLY cool part of 'Ocean's... 56' (Or, whatever the fark that crap was called. Oh, hell. Here it is
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(Female First)
 
 
 
Marilyn Manson loves to bake, think we could talk him into catering a Fark party?
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(some pirate)
 
 
 
Taking the term "software piracy" a bit too literally, Disney developing a Pirates of the Caribbean MMORPG
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pirates plunders a $132 Million booty at the box office. Submitter hears booty and thinks Keira Knightley
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley embarrassed that Jack Nicholson didn't try to hit on her at the Oscars; Jack knows a bag of antlers when he sees one
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Senatizzle Orrin Hatch (R-UT) helps getizzle hip-hop producizzle out of jailizzle in Dubaizzle
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Federal judge rules that Utah "film sanitizers" who remove all objectionable sex, language, and violence are violating U.S. copyright laws. Customers surprised to find that the unedited version of Pulp Fiction is much longer than 16 minutes
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(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Eric Clapton's ex-lover talks about the death of their 5-year old son Conor in 1991 and how the guitarist dealt with it (and didn't deal with it)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
David Lynch to receive award from people pretending that they know what the hell is going on in his movies
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Sat July 08, 2006
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Pirates of the Caribbean on pace for the largest box office debut ever. And you thought Paris Hilton had the biggest opening in Hollywood history
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(Canada.com)
 
 
 
First Annual Feminist Porn Awards features statuettes shaped like butt plugs awarded in such categories as Fiercest Female Orgasm and Lifetime Achievement in Women's Erotica
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Madonna planning a bondage scene with Jessica Simpson and Lindsay Lohan at next month's MTV video music awards. Sweet mother of God, the Sun is there
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Turning down roles in Pulp Fiction, Platoon and Rain Man has sent Mickey Rourke into endless therapy
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Trivial Pursuit's latest board game tackles the 80s ... finally you can put your Knight Rider knowledge to good use
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Robbie Williams has banged so many women while on tour, he had to be treated for exhaustion by his doctor (with cleavage shot of his doctor)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Soap actor kills self. Or maybe it was really his twin brother, shot by his mistress so they could flee to Europe, but she hasn't yet found out he knocked up her mom, and when she does she'll shoot him too, which is how he really died
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton claims she is going to be celibate for a year
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Fri July 07, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicky Hilton is planning to renovate some buildings and open up her own set of hotels called "Nicky O" in November. Paris to start hotels called "Paris O My God It Itches"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"I pity the fool who has to still ask me if I pity the fool"
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(MTV)
 
 
 
Farm Aid 19 to be held in the rural farming community of... Camden, New Jersey?
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(Toronto Fashion Monitor)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank goes topless, transforms into a man for French perfume ad (SFW pic)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jessica Alba HATES Brits, and something about suntanning TOPLESS
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chloe Sevigny claims she was once so desparate for money she sold her hair. Also claims she was once so desparate for attention she fellated Vincent Gallo
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Billy Joel insists he never let his drinking problem slide out of control, unlike the car he crashed into the side of a house when he was drunk
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(CulturePulp)
 
 
 
"Rock Star: Supernova" contestant Storm Large's shameful past: To make ends meet, she was a cartoon character
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway believes appearing topless scene in a gay cowboy movie might prove that she has finally matured as an actress
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Mickey Rourke spends $5,400 to send "life companion" to movie set. Understandable, except for that fact that it's a dog
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Zhang Ziyi's body double wants the world to know who's boobies they are seeing. So much for the magic of cinema
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(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Actual clip of Larry King farting during Star Jones interview
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paramount had an idea to add new effects to the oldest Star Trek. Check out the results of a test run
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Lost" to go five seasons, then wrap up in a movie ala X-Files, revealing everything -- because as we know, there are known knowns, there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake wants to change the face of pop music with the same crap he's been doing since his boyband days
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"We were filming and Kate looked so good that myself and Michael Douglas felt like BEAVIS AND BUTT-HEAD -- seventh grade boys. It was that good"
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(Army Times)
 
 
 
Doonesbury artist Gary Trudeau trying to balance support for troops with his politics opposing war. Let the rage of a thousand wingnuts commence
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
The greatest rock drummer EVER turns 66 today. Rock on, Neil Peart!
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan chooses Rose as her Kabbalah name. Says Kabbalah rep, "All your whore are belong to us"
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Keith Richards wanted the rest of the Rolling Stones to play his pirate crew in the third installment of the "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. Unfortunately, they couldn't work around thier rehab schedules to make it happen
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(People)
 
 
 
Robert Downey, Jr. to pen memoirs. Evidently repeatedly waking up in a ditch fills 200 pages
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Movie reviewer thinks "Pirates" is a steaming pile of bilge, so he writes a review that's a steaming pile of bilge
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dissection of top Emmy nominee "Grey's Anatomy": "If there are five interns in the entire surgery class and four of them are at a bar, then that means that this show is full of shiat"
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Emmy voters to Tom Cruise: Suck it
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton says "Simple Life" and other reality shows are fake. Ric Romero works on his expose
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Old lady drops to her knees in front of Prince Charles to "honour" him. "Not in front of the cameras" (with pic)
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(Philly.com)
 
 
 
"Pirates" sequel has "pirates escaping from what appear to be a pair of giant wooden testicles"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Dermot O'Leary is featured "wearing a pair of giant testicles"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe launches second kid. Hollywood cuts off diplomatic ties, UN Security Council discussing sanctions
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
LuuuuuuciiiiiAAAAAAnoooooo PaaaaaavarOOOOOOtti recooooovering from cAAAAncer sUUUUUUUUUgeryyyyyyyyy
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Thu July 06, 2006
(livedaily)
 
 
 
Tom Waits to tour the South because "someone owes me money in Kentucky"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
TomKat have mysteriously yet to show baby Suri to any of their Scientology friends, Mia Farrow, John Cassavetes
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(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom embraces his inner pirate. Sometimes the headlines just write themselves
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Twenty-six years later, Larry Hagman still has strangers asking him who shot J.R. The real question is, why wasn't he constantly boinking Jeannie?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The busload of autistic kids would have liked to park by the beach for their big day out, but a hungover Lindsay Lohan couldn't find her car keys
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
Kelly Osbourne tries to burn down family mansion
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson wants to collaborate with Eminem
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Shannen Doherty will be a temporary co-host on "The View"; will probably tell us what the view is like through her crooked-ass eyes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
History will no doubt record Regis Philbin as one of the most popular and influential TV personalities ever
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(Some Movie Blogger)
 
 
 
In another example of mainstream media failing to understand the Internets, Paramount shuts down movie blog for hyping the Transformers movie. Trifecta in play
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(LBC 97.3)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise's least favorite "South Park" episode nominated for, and will probably win, an Emmy
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Rick Wright predicts Pink Floyd will return to the stage
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(Blabber Mouth)
 
 
 
San Diego inundated by armies of undead -- original White Zombie to reunite
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(Miami Poetry Review)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan's latest film set for release. Film buffs already criticizing the plot twist
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Full list of Emmy nominees and links. "24" has the most nominations of any full series
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Controversial ad campaign for Sony's White PSP threatens to wipe out black folks. What could go wrong?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jennifer Aniston's assistants got topless during her nude scene to help her relax. "Cool" tag pending photos of assistants, as they may require goggles that do something
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(AP)
 
 
 
Advertisers trying to wedge "mini-ads" into those few seconds TiVo jumps back when you stop fast-forwarding
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Adult video distributor sues pop star for expenses, royalties and debts on deals including Marlon Brando, witness tampering, image repair and unreleased singles. The defendant? Wacko Jacko of course
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(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Are Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn engaged? Here comes the deniance
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(CNN)
 
 
 
We feel Ashley Judd's pain, boobs
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Sheryl Crow says Lance Armstrong relationship broke up because Lance wouldn't change for her and get a neuticle
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(Westword)
 
 
 
Built To Spill frontman Doug Martsch thinks a lot of the group's back catalogue "sucked"
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Oh my gawd, stop the presses: American Idol runner-up Katharine McPhee sidelined from "American Idols Live" U.S. tour with severe bronchitis and laryngitis
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne is actually going to marry that Sum 41-of-a-biatch
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(Some Elven Warrior)
 
 
 
A website for World of Warcraft addicts, called WoWdetox. Includes information about outside world, sunlight, girls
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Moss' earning power has gone up since her drug scandal, now being paid more per ounce
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Heather Locklear reportedly getting a tattoo to show her love for David Spade
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Heather Mills has apparently seen Paris Hilton's sex video, praises her for not sporting fur
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Avril Lavigne, unclear on the concept, invites her fiance to her bachelorette party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ellen Feiss is, like, in a movie? And it was, like, beep beep beep
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(Some LOST Guy)
 
 
 
Really huge farkin' map containing all we know about "Lost" up to this point, including island locations, DHARMA stations, all survivors known and unknown. Not safe for dialup
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Band release blank CDRs to promote Internet distribution. Stephen King to sell $28 reams of paper to promote eBook
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Wed July 05, 2006
(Blender)
 
 
 
What would you ask Johnny Knoxville if you could ask Johnny Knoxville anything?
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman to be naked again in her next film, "Goya's Ghosts"
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(IDLYITW)
 
 
 
Musical genius and freelance sperm contributer Kevin Federline now claims "Popozao" was a joke all along
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(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Kate Bosworth voted "sexiest" Lois Lane. "Most-in-need-of-sammich" Lois Lane not polled
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy who won "Survivor: Thailand" still living the lifestyle, but police have a problem with him shooting neighbor's dogs with a bow and arrow for some reason
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Wolverine is going back to Broadway to get hot and sweaty with 50 dancers
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(Times Online)
 
 
 
As if things weren't bad enough, the producers of "Wife Swap" thought it would be fun to exchange a Muslim and a Jewish wife for a week
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dita Von Teese says, "They're fake, and they're spectacular..."
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Hugh Hefner says that he's had sex with over 2,000 women, including 18 playmates at once
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pete Doherty gives most honest description ever of his love for Kate Moss: "I love her bones, I always will"
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Worst music videos of all times (w/video links). Word to your mother
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
In case you didn't read all 568 pages, ABC is showing a two-part, six-hour-long miniseries based on the 9/11 Commission Report
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kid Rock rents yacht to see Pam Anderson's ass one more time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hilary Swank blames Chad Lowe's substance abuse for their divorce. His reps fire back that he dumped her because of the hoofprints on the furniture, and him having to shovel the stall out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sofia Loren, 71, to pose nude for calendar. Farkers rush to post their favourite ''goggles'' jpeg
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
NBC to air three-hour Miami Vice commercial, with 80s pilot episode hosted by Colin Farrell and Jamie Foxx
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kathy Griffin's husband took $72,000 from her. She considers that stealing, but most people consider that just compensation for marrying Kathy Griffin
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Kevin Smith mocks "Superman Returns" on his MySpace page. Also, the first 10,000 people to list his page on their friends list get their names on the credits of "Clerks II"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Jamaican reggae band performance has been canceled following protests by the gay community. Wait, gay people can protest now? Next they'll want to vote
source: today.reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Metallica appearing on "The Simpsons" this fall. Lars prepares to sue anyone who videotapes it
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(HotOnlineNews)
 
 
 
Marlon Brando's advice to Johnny Depp
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(BBC)
 
 
 
R&B singer Jill Scott decries misogyny in rap music. Oddly, she then turned around and shizzolated her badonkadonk as the crowd got hyped
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(Some Floyd fan)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd trio hint of possible reunion. Last week, Roger Waters said he's open to the idea too. Will pigs fly yet again?
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Website plans to have 75,000 people buy a David Hasselhoff single to boost him to the top of the charts in order to pay him back for tearing down the Berlin Wall and making Wimbeldon newsworthy
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
The next Beck album will let you create your own cover with stickers. No word if Xenu-related stickers are included
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Tony Sirico (Paulie) and Steven Van Zandt (Silvio) accept an offer they couldn't refuse from HBO to return to "The Sopranos."
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Ben Stiller's wife, not happy being in every movie he's made, now sets her eye on CBS
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Kate Hudson didn't join other celebrities in helping the Katrina victims because it would have made her appear self-serving. Of course, saying that now doesn't make her appear self-serving at all
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(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Natalie Portman is getting nude for another film. The American Cat Fanciers Association working to get these scenes cut, too
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(The Superficial)
 
 
 
Skeletal Spice gets boobies, can't afford shirt to cover them
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Keith Richards to play Jack Sparrow's father in upcoming "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. Will need absolutely no makeup during undead pirate scenes
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(wwtdd)
 
 
 
Malibu had fireworks and Lindsay Lohan's boobs to watch yesterday. Malibu wins. (SFW pics, Lohan looks like Axl Rose in the last one)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton wants to reproduce. Pharmaceutical factories now at DEFCON 2
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue tells story of how she found out she has cancer, also why she craves carrots and sugar cubes
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fun interactive alien piano thing
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(Iwon)
 
 
 
Keira Knightley says she's not anorexic. Also says she only carries feather in purse as "fashion statement"
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn, and cauldron bubble... ooh, doughnut"
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(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
All hail the four best dads from 80s movies. So what if they were alcoholics, jobless criminals?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Since pirates have been attacking and starring in movies recently, everybody post your best pirate joke (w/ voting goodness)
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
August 19, 2006: One thousand guitarists will play "Louie Louie" at the same time. Fine little girl unavailable for comment
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Dr. Who to get first Black assistant. In an awkward moment, the BBC announces fall lineup, including "Pimp My TARDIS" and "Say It Loud, I'm Gallifreyan and Proud" TV lineup
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Tue July 04, 2006
(asahi.com)
 
 
 
"The matsuri ends with everyone drunk, wet or on fire"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Britney and Cletus thinking about leaving California. Britney says they're going home to Louisiana, but the smart money is betting on Branson, MO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Group discusses negative images of black women in music, cuz you know, its not like those women don't get paid to degrade themselves on screen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Club cuts off rappers mic- Rapper is upset that he can't continue concert for his fans and decides to put a few of them out of their misery
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Michael Douglas continues to pursue his greatest talent - suing people
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
Brendan Fraser might play Bruce Banner in the next Incredible Hulk?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom busted looking at Keira Knightley's sunken chest at Pirates Of The Caribbean premiere (with pic)
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(Ignore Magazine)
 
 
 
Rather than reprise his role as "Lt. Castillo" in the Miami Vice remake, Edward James Olmos sent the producers a VHS tape of himself glaring at the camera in silent disgust
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Mon July 03, 2006
(WAVY)
 
 
 
Willie Nelson buys church he attended as a kid to keep it open, begins the Fourth Great Awakening
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(newsnet5.com)
 
 
 
Hilary Duff, who is age 18 and dating a 27-year-old rocker, says she is still a virgin
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How Pat Robertson leg pressed 2,000 lbs
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Today's the 35th anniversary of Jim Morrison's death. anyone old enough, but still coherent enough to remember where they were when they heard the news?
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"I truly feel that for Rowling to kill off any of the trio would reflect a callousness towards children I don't wish to contemplate."
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Creator of TV's "Walker, Texas Ranger" and writer of the new James Bond film "Casino Royale" says he's probably ruined the Bond series forever
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Bruce Willis has come up with a response to the potential boyfriends of his daughters: "I want you to return them in the same condition they left the house. I'd hate to have to beat you to death."
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Elvis' special treat for guest John Paul Jones of Led Zeppelin was showing him his weener
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Beyonce wants you to stop staring at her boobies
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Thank goodness, now we can all celebrate the 4th of July. Lil' Kim was just released from federal prison
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In honor of their 10th anniversary, AICN picks the greatest films about America
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Erik Estrada brought back to CHiPs to train up Wilmer Valderrama, who will play him in the big-screen version of the show
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Lindsay Lohan likes her breasts. And other women's bodies. And she had to buy Bryan Adams a new mattress
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Alyssa Milano designs baseball gear. Which means it's stylish, sleek, and utterly useless for playing baseball
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Video of the Australian Big Brother "Sexual Harassment Incident"
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