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Sun June 25, 2006
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
J.K Rowling weepy about writing final Harry Potter installment, says she will be sad to see him go. Consoles self with mountain of cash
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(28)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
If Matt Damon is Captain Kirk, who should play rest of Starship Enterprise crew? (w/ one guy's suggestions)
source: blogcritics.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(68)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just finished the "24 - Season One" DVD set, thx again to farkdom for turning me on to "24." (LGN)
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(38)
 
(WTFark)
 
Plug
 
9 WTFark Questions With...Ian Edwards!
 
 
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Newly revealed list of banned rock groups in USSR includes The Clash for punk and violence, Julio Iglesias for neo-fascism, and Pink Floyd for distortion of Soviet foreign policy
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(112)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Photos of the exceptionally cute Kate Bosworth from Superman Returns (one pic borderline Not safe for work)
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(23)
 
(You Tube)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton's new music video. Oh .... dear .... god
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(288)
 
(April Scott)
 
 
 
April Scott and her stunning chest-to-hips ratio to be the new Daisy Duke (basically NSFW)
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(16)
 
(popoholic)
 
 
 
Asian soccer babes, part II (Warning: probably not safe for work)
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Experts wonder if Superman will still fly with younger generation brought up on Neo from "The Matrix." Apparently are unfamiliar with popular WB show of past five years entitled "Smallville"
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(31)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"I like being a moron" claims Adam Sandler, continuing to be an inspiration to those of us who refuse to set our goals too high
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(83)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
First Rock Ness festival almost ruined for want of two paving stones, saved when local is willing to dig up his garden so the show could go on
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(2)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Of all the blocks of brownstones in all the neighborhoods of Manhattan, NYC has to rename a portion of W. 103rd St. as Humphrey Bogart Place
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(26)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
In January Nicolette Sheridan ran naked from her Aspen house and dove into a freezing swimming pool to rescue her dog. Good boy - thanks for that image
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(9)
 
(E! Online)
 
 
 
"Basically, Disney made movies based on a ride and, in turn, is now making the ride look more like the movies. ...pretty much what the company has been doing for the past 50 years." Disneyland Trifecta now complete
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(8)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Keith Richards signs on to be Captain Jack's father in Pirates of the Caribbean 3
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(28)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Divinyls singer Christina Amphlett to be inducted into Aussie Rock Hall of Fame; it may have been 15 years ago, but when I think about her I touch myself
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(15)
 
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Sheep-shagging, obscene hand gestures top list of television advertising complaints in New Zealand
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oprah refuses to bring Ice Cube and Ludacris on her show. But it's not their music she hates -- it's their message of contempt for black women
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(46)
 


Sat June 24, 2006
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Miss Universe Australia may be stripped of her title for stripping before getting her title
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 greatest punk albums ever
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(109)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis slept with raccoons to prepare for his latest movie, claims he used protection
source: darkhat.blogspot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fox News preparing a conservative "Daily Show" style show. Note: the fact that this might happen is funny, everything following it won't be
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(167)
 
(Breitbart)
 
 
 
BBC's Giant TV measures 88 feet, cost: $910,000.00 to build, $9,118.00 per day to operate, and shows World Cup games. 24 people show up to watch
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(12)
 
(Some Girl)
 
 
 
Guerilla advertising at its finest (some not safe for work)
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Anna Nicole Smith's stepson dies too young at age 67
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(80)
 
(Western Daily Press)
 
 
 
Sgt. Pepper's Last Stand - Paul McCartney's deer sanctuary is set to be invaded this morning by pro-hunt campaigners
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jar Jar Binks voted most irritating character ever. Kathy Griffin runs close second
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(43)
 
(PinkNews)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton and Nicole Ritchie to plan lesbian wedding
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A website dedicated to cats that look like Adolph Hitler. Heil kitty
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(29)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Test your knowledge of Christopher Walken
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(20)
 
(Kotaku.com)
 
Video
 
Wonder Woman vs. E3 Security Guards, a sad day for Wonder Woman
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lindsay Hohan hates wearing bras. Thank the lord for small miracles
source: egotastic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan would have slipped by relatively unnoticed at bowling alley if the management didn't display "PLEASE REFRAIN FROM ASKING LINDSAY LOHAN FOR HER AUTOGRAPH" repeatedly on everyone's scoreboard
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(11)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears with black hair, holding a baby bottle for either herself or her kid. But check out the shoes in the second picture. My god
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(39)
 
(i dont like you)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff on her non-millionaire boyfriend, "He's very real, like, he's from a pretty ghetto place in Maryland. . . . I like that."
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(32)
 
(Some tired guy)
 
 
 
Dude starting to feel pretty damn rough. He's been playing the guitar for 54 hours and counting
source: seejefbreaktherecord.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott's next movie to be an action packed, thought provoking sci-fi thriller. Just kidding, it's about the operatic highs and lows of the Gucci fashion dynasty
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(3)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart accused of "hurting America", making viewers more cynical
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(108)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Disney studios finally realizes M. Night Shyamalan is a one trick pony, tells him so. He responds by writing a whiny tell-all memior
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(20)
 
(hollyscoop)
 
 
 
What did Tom Cruise give Nicole Kidman as a wedding present, you ask? A photo of his kid, Suri, with the humorous byline "A very nappy birthday to you"
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(12)
 
(Weekly Planet)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan wrongly accuses man of theft, ruins his life, and doesn't even say he's sorry
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(159)
 


Fri June 23, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
NewsFlash
 
Pioneering television producer Aaron Spelling dead at age 83
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(190)
 
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Roger Ebert on Adam Sandler over the years. "The basic miscalculation in his career plan is to ever play the lead"
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(45)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis is getting really sick of posing with the farking raccoon (with photos)
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(19)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
The Hoff on his performance on "American Idol": "Is it wrong for a grown man to cry? Maybe if we had more emotion in the White House we wouldn't be in this mess we're in"
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(9)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Comments Sean Connery made 30 years ago about giving a woman an occasional slap might be coming back to bite him
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(11)
 
(Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
What Nicole Kidman can look forward to if Keith Urban falls off the wagon (with great pics)
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(5)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Sandra Bullock actually sent herself five dozen roses to make a potential boyfriend jealous. Who was this stupid man, anyway?
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(Scripps Howard News)
 
 
 
Superman expert looks forward to new movie. Superman expert?
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(8)
 
(BlogNYC)
 
 
 
Former Playmate files lawsuit against blog. Blog's attorney: "If you actually do come up with a complaint, I suspect it will be the most embarrasing single document to come out of Brown Rudnick this year -- and the year is no longer young"
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(75)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Adam Sandler's movie "Click" opens today. Here's a growing list of movies and TV shows with identical plots
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(28)
 
(CBS13.com - CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
List of luminaries to become the latest stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame include Michael Caine, Barbara Walters, Roger Altman and... WTF? Sean "Diddy" Combs?
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(22)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Selma Blair files for divorce from Mr. Clean
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(33)
 
(Some Bloke)
 
 
 
Now that Kate Moss is off coke, she looks like the rest of us. No, not really, but she does have cellulite
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(13)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Axl Rose is so rock n roll, when you send him Christmas cards, he doesn't reciprocate
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The comedic genius of Charlie Sheen goes 24-7 as his unfunny TV show gets syndicated
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(19)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pam Anderson's freaky new face. Farkers suddenly realize they never looked at it before
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(35)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey claims he's never grown old or shooed kids off his lawn
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Shue eschews exotic name for newborn and goes for the merely stupid
source: miamipoetryreview.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(44)
 
(C-SPAN.org)
 
 
 
U.S. Homeland Security Secretary takes part in panel discussion on the TV show "24" and the fight against terrorism
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(58)
 
(Pravda)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie criticizes U.S. government priorities, says George W. should adopt at least 50 children to fight the war on terror
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(28)
 
(TMZ.com)
 
 
 
Maddox Jolie-Pitt-Thorton has his own paparazzi issues
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(BrokenNewz)
 
 
 
Broken Newz interviews Screech to find out the truth about his house, and his 10-inch penis
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(108)
 
(CTV.ca)
 
 
 
Colorado Avalanche goalie Jose Theodore's marriage is simplified after weekend tryst with Paris Hilton makes the headlines. Film at eleven
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Carmen Electra thinks her boobs are too big
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(16)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Kool of Kool and the Gang dies; attempted to smash through wall and surprise children with trademark "Oh yeah!"
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(73)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney dyes her hair in attempt to avoid photographers. Didn't work (w/ pic)
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(28)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
In Australia, Nicole Kidman's marriage to her second gay man is considered "Marriage of the Year" material
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(5)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Graphic novel features the erotic adventures of Wendy from "Peter Pan," Dorothy from "The Wizard of Oz" and Alice from "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland." Hilarity ensues
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(30)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Demi Moore insists she's not too old for kids, but this time she means having them and not dating them
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(6)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Want to be a soap-opera writer on "Days of Our Lives"? Sure, you could go to college and study English or journalism, or you could spend four months living with Osama bin Laden as his sex slave; there are many paths to success
source: entertainment.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(game revolution)
 
 
 
Fifty worst video-game names ever
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(63)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Stevie Nicks stops twirling long enough to hand over hundreds of iPods to soldiers wounded in Iraq
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(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale's seven-year-old daughter is Walkenphobic. "Sad" tag to emerge after spending two years up "Walken" tag's ass
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(18)
 
(Joblo)
 
 
 
Salma Hayek's top 10 hottest moments. Runners-up include every other minute of her life
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(11)
 


Thu June 22, 2006
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Futurama" getting 13 new episodes on Cartoon Network/Adult Swim in 2008
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(77)
 
(San Jose Mercury)
 
 
 
Tips for getting your dream home (the one pissing off your neighbors for blocking their ocean view) approved by your city's planning department: 1) Show up at commission meeting. 2) Be Rob Lowe
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(40)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hollywood actress Jennifer Aniston hopes that she can be friends again one day with her heartthrob ex-husband Brad Pitt, have threesomes with Jolie
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(21)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Hasselhoff defends his wussiness; thinks if Bush just had a good cry, like his own embarrassing breakdown on "America's Got Talent," we wouldn't be in such a mess
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(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Ray thinks Everybody still Loves Him, planning HBO show about billionaire with six months to live that will probably run eight years
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(A Socialite's Life)
 
 
 
Apparently the plot of "Superman Returns" is that he rescues Lois Lane from the Planet Sammich (SFW)
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(18)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Crossword puzzle fans get their own movie. What's a seven-letter word for "stupid"?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(113)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"I don't mind being the dad around the house and looking after the kids if she wants to work on her career more. I'd do anything to make her happy -- she's given so much to me"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(29)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Since Kate Moss is doing well now and his life is in the toilet, Pete Doherty is going to write a book about their relationship
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(CityRag)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey has "crazy eye"
source: cityrag.blogs.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Small L.A. band wins contest for spot on "Snakes on a Plane" soundtrack and there ain't a got-damned thing the other 500 bands can do about it
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem "recovering from depression." Well, duh
source: uk.news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(17)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Seal's former manager wins settlement against singer. Stick and stones may break my bones, but I'm boffing Heidi Klum
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(1)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The dark side of Chuck Berry. Currently Chuck is searching the country for his Illegitimate children to tell them he is their father
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(125)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jay Leno has sex with all of his guests after the show
source: bastardly.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(45)
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kylie Minogue will resume concert tour of Australia sponsored by KFC's all dark-meat meal. Because like her, it has great legs and thighs but the breasts are gone
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(134)
 
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend gives NHL goalie the glove hand after fling with Petri Dish
source: torontosun.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Britney Spears has a new single called "Rebellion", what it is she's rebelling against? Clothes that fit? Good parenting? Obviously not Cheetos
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Reese Witherspoon sues Star magazine for claiming she was pregnant
source: newswatch50.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(4)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Evangeline Lilly covers up all the mirrors in her house because she can't bear to look at herself
source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(32)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Daughter of Beach Boy wants to lose another 40 pounds on "Celebrity Fit Club." This after gastric bypass and gross Playboy spread
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(8)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Gwen Stefani wants to cross over into movies, because her role as "woman standing next to Leo DiCaprio" gave her the acting bug
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(15)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
The public will never see recently painted nude Angelina Jolie portraits. Leaked onto Net in three... two...
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Big fat Greek Nia Vardalos is considering sequel, tentatively entitled "My Big Fat 15 Minutes Were Up Five Years Ago"
source: moviehole.net   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(15)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Big-screen "Miami Vice" reportedly cost $150 million, has no drugs, and features boring and/or hilarious sex scenes. Somewhere, Philip Michael Thomas feels vindicated
source: cinescape.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(27)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Dave Chappelle making millions from walking away from millions
source: sptimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(24)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
World-renowned military expert Cher pushing for safer helmets
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(132)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
TV Guide, the magazine that jumped the shark long ago, jumps another shark and buys jumptheshark.com for more than one million dollars
source: entertainment.excite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(9)
 
(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Things went pretty much downhill for actress after her famous butter-assisted encounter with Marlon Brando
source: smh.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(8)
 
(You Tube)
 
Video
 
Eddie Van Halen returns to the stage... with Kenny Chesney. No, really
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(13)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
Ticket scalpers are charging up to $500 for sold-out Clapton concert. That's $300 more than the already-asinine price of $196
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(8)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Phil Collins finds a groovy kind of love with New York anchorwoman. Jealous Connie Chung says "so I made an ass of myself for nothing?"
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(17)
 
(CanMag)
 
 
 
Paramount thinks that the cast of "Good Will Hunting," Matt Damon and Ben Affleck, are also the two best options for Captain Kirk in the next Star Trek movie
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(16)
 
(LA.com)
 
 
 
Hints that your career may be over: You can't get into the Playboy party. Even though you've been on the cover. And your husband owns the club
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(7)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Jon Voight happy about attention he gets on birth of granddaughter, even though he hasn't spoken to Angelina in four years or met any of her adopted kids
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(12)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nicole Richie and Mischa Barton head for the beach, pray that a stiff breeze won't take them out to sea
source: thesuperficial.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(12)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Johnny Depp, who'll never have to prove it, says "I could be happy with a few hundred dollars"
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(20)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Five reasons why a Corey Haim-Corey Feldman reunion isn't the worst 80s get-together
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(59)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Public won't get fooled again: Uproar causes sex offender Pete Townshend ("Who?" say young farkers; "Correct" say old farkers) to pull online story about two teenagers having sex
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(72)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Anthony Hopkins to play Marlon Brando in film, furiously gaining weight; advised to save some butter, will need it for scene 32
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(7)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Justin Timberlake dumps Cameron Diaz after three years; actress cries a river
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(16)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
"American Idol" runner-up Katharine McPhee was battling bulimia right before last season began taping
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(13)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seal continues rubbing it in everyones faces that he gets to have sex with Heidi Klum
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(7)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another proof of the coming Apocalpse: Corey Feldman and Corey Haim making a comeback in their new series "The Coreys"
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(12)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Pink Floyd frontman Roger Waters scrawled "tear down the wall" on the concrete panels of Israel's West Bank barrier in a desperate attempt at relevancy, laser light shows
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(57)
 
(Some Asses)
 
Video
 
Pranksters construct a porta-potty that lifts user above roof level while they pinch a loaf. Let's see the street reaction (safe for work)
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(23)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
K-Fed joins the fight to save the penny, since that is about all Britney will leave him with
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(15)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The drugs DO work: Verve frontman Richard Ashcroft arrested after crashing a youth center and demanding to do "good things" with the baffled teens
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(5)
 
(tvsquad.com)
 
 
 
Alton Brown takes the name of his new show, "Feasting on Asphalt," literally: Breaks clavicle in motorcycle accident
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(25)
 


Wed June 21, 2006
(Local6)
 
 
 
The Rock is injured. Paper and scissors are fine
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(20)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In what must be a new form of optical illusion, if you stare at the image long enough, you might see a T-Mobile Sidekick 3
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(30)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Bono and Sting to rework classic pirate tunes to be on a new album inspired by "Pirates of the Caribbean" movie. Ninjas said to be jealous
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(20)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
David Spade is waiting for the ink to dry on the divorce papers -- then he is going to marry Heather Locklear
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(19)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Like a wild bachelorette party featuring a stripper, TV producer Aaron Spelling has a stroke
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(50)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
It's 1989, yo: Motley Crue, Aerosmith touring together this fall. Get out the spandex, eyeshadow and lots of bandannas
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(27)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Fans of Barbra Streisand, also known as homosexuals, threaten to sue when she announces a new tour, since they paid a fortune for her "Final Performance" a decade ago. The Who unavailable for comment
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(125)
 
(PR Inside)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton lands her helicopter on a German farm so she can use the bathroom. No, really
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(17)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trying to catch Liz Taylor's record and swearing he never took steroids, producer Robert Evans divorces for the seventh* time
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(9)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists, having cured cancer, study how bullets can bounce off Superman's chest
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(8)
 
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
"South Park" creators developing musical about Mormons. What could possibly go right?
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(23)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Village People cop says "The nightmare of drug abuse has been lifted from my life." Unfourtunately, the horrors of actually being a member of the Village People will haunt him for life
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(38)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Good news for the GOP: Angelina Jolie says that "just because you're a Republican doesn't mean you don't care about children"
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(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Kate Beckensale wants to ban airbrushing; wants people to see her for the hag she really is
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(21)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Mia Farrow defends the critically-blasted remake of "The Omen" she stars in, claiming it was never intended to be a masterpiece. Translation: This turned out to be a bigger debacle than the time I decided to adopt that Chinese baby
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(9)
 
(Tampa Bay Online)
 
 
 
Don't know who Joe Roedner is, but his daughter's a whore
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brit and the Twit try and save the Bit
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(17)
 
(socialite's life)
 
 
 
Update: Tom Cruise still bat shiat crazy
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(14)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Vulcan Tuvok from "Voyager" to direct new Star Trek film starring himself, Ensign Kim, Lt. Uhuru and Chekov for internet distribution
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(16)
 
(SacBee)
 
 
 
"Grandma Metal" tours with underground rock group but tries to avoid the mosh pit
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(5)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently, there's such a thing as a "Drunk Girlfriend Test." Do you think your friends would pass?
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(24)
 
(WWTDD)
 
 
 
What the hell happened to Nicole Kidman? (Scary pics)
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(45)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Eddie Vedder reunites with stepfather after 20 years. Seems dad pushed the harmless little fark down a stairwell back in the day
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(55)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Toronto cops may charge Nick Lachey's bodyguard with assaulting a photographer. Charges of sucking against Lachey himself are also being strongly considered
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(7)
 
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Pathologically unoriginal" U.S. reality show bumps the timeslot of CBC's national newscast
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(11)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
William. Shatner. To. Join. Academy. Of. Television. Art. And. Sciences. Hall. Of. Fame
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(102)
 
(pop sugar)
 
 
 
Britney posts new song, based on the poem posted earlier, on her website. And it's horrible
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(22)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Arctic Monkeys begin their long, inevitable transformation into Spinal Tap
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(22)
 
(showstudio.com)
 
 
 
Director of "Leaving Las Vegas" was at Cannes. He didn't have a movie entered -- instead, he turned his hotel room into a "photo studio" and took pictures of hot, young actresses (one pic NSFW)
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(7)
 
(egotastic)
 
 
 
Hermione is a drunken party girl away from Hogwarts (with photographic evidence)
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(41)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Lindsay Lohan tries to start fight with P Diddy, who responds by getting her thrown out of the club
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(28)
 
(10news)
 
 
 
Admitted drug dealer quotes Janet Jackson upon being administered lethal injection by the state of Texas
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(254)
 
(perez)
 
 
 
"Lost" actress seen making out with someone else's boyfriend
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
James Woods, 59, on his girlfriend, 20: "I knew her when she was a little kid"
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(35)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
4 Fast 4 Furious: Baghdad Drift
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photos of the drunken British royalty laughing about someone farting
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(9)
 
(hollywood tuna)
 
 
 
Kate Moss decides to wait until her career's over and she needs money to write a tell-all book
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(5)
 
(Monsters And Critics)
 
 
 
"Wil Wheaton demanded to Boston for appearance" (sic)
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(15)
 


Tue June 20, 2006
(Dark Horizon)
 
 
 
Dead guy from "Lost" to star in miniseries about annoying swimming-pool game
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(7)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Bjork releases remastered seven-DualDisc collection for the critics to love and no one to buy
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(26)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise plans to have enough kids with Katie to field a baseball team
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(18)
 
(X-Entertainment)
 
 
 
X-E continues listing off the 45 best things about Walt Disney World, which somehow includes Japanese women ripping apart oysters and giving you their pearls. (With pics and videos.)
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(10)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Anne Hathaway wants you to know that Stanley Tucci is obsessed with her breasts
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(22)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Article rhetorically asks "What kind of (major) network programming loses to hockey?" The answer: "How to Get the Guy"
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(9)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
Video
 
CGI Marlon Brando from "Superman Returns"
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(13)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hollywood saving the world again: Creates PSA to say "Don't Suicide Bomb"
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(4)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Linny, Ming-Ming and Tuck knock Dora the Explorer off her high Nick Jr. high horse. Parents everywhere cringe at that damn song. Those of who are currently childless, your day will come
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(217)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
ITunes + MySpace x Music Geeks = Mog, a new site for music obsessives
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(12)
 
(Some Blockbusters)
 
 
 
"MICHAEL BAY. Genius. Auteur. Visionary. A guy who's never met a landscape he couldn't drench in gold or hot pouty actress he couldn't dress in an Asian gown"
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(19)
 
(MTV)
 
 
 
Jermaine Dupri promise duet between Mariah Carey and Janet Jackson on Janet's new album. Record buyers promise to stay away from stores in reaction
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(7)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Warner Brothers helping out Tasmanian Devils, who are under threat from facial tumors and hunters with speech impediments
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(25)
 
(wordpress)
 
 
 
Beyonce is, in fact, too bootylicious for Jay-Z - he's dumping her for a smaller model
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(17)
 
(apple.com)
 
Video
 
Ghost Rider becomes the latest comic book that translates into an absolute turd as a movie
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(38)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYC socialite upset to learn she accidentally funded porn movie, "Trust Fund Sluts"
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(91)
 
(Canada.com)
 
 
 
Avalanche goalie looks to go 5 hole on Paris Hilton. Or something
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jim Carrey trading in the Mask for a dental dam to date syphllitic, siliconed Jenny McCarthy
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(19)
 
(page 6)
 
 
 
Tori Spelling calls new hubby's ex "plastic, pathetic and crazy." Pot, meet non-stick, silicone-coated kettle
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(12)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton tries to be a singer, becomes worst celebrity-turned-recording-artist since Strong Bad
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(27)
 
(Contra Costa Times)
 
 
 
Johnathan Rhys Meyers, on Elvis: Anyone who lives with their mama that long and dresses up in that much spangly gold with black lacquer on their eyes has definitely got something going on."
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(11)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC drops "Top Of The Pops" after 42 years. So much for England and tradition
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(10)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That anorexic chick from the OC is banging Jesus, from the looks of it
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(15)
 
(female first)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson to strip naked in London shop window for an anti-fur protest for PETA
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(26)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Superman Returns is definately not gay"
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(20)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Quelle horror. Julia Roberts wears a dress she wore to a movie premiere seven ago. Farkers proudly proclaim they have underwear older than that
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(23)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Developers claim software can identify music hit in 20 seconds, which is also roughly the shelf life of the one-hit wonders today
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(5)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Advance word is that the "Miami Vice" movie is $125 million worth of seawater-logged ditchweed
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(23)
 
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson gets all his money from leasing cows
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(25)
 
(EW)
 
 
 
Stop. It's Hammer time
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
You're watching a porn movie in a mosque in Saudi Arabia during prayers. Saudi policemen are worshippers too... What could possibly go wrong?
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(23)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
Hulk Hogan selling his mansion for $25 million. It includes a boat house, a pool, and all the hair he's lost since 1982
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(82)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Katie Couric's departure not impacting ratings for "Today Show." Most nursing homes don't let viewers change the channel, anyway
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(43)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
One way to keep the paparazzi on your good side: Give them a case of cold beer while they're camped outside your house
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(7)
 
(wwtdd.com)
 
 
 
Cletus to be one of the first to sign the "Save the Penny" petition to ensure he'll still have two things to rub together when Britney dumps his sorry ass
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(57)
 
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lollapalooza, Roskilde, Glastonbury... Everquest?
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(6)
 
(Iwon)
 
 
 
Vincent Sherman, who directed Bette Davis, Rita Hayworth, Joan Crawford and many other stars younger farkers have never heard of, dies at age 99
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(4)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Orlando Bloom proves to us he has a pulse by stating that Keira Knightley is a great kisser
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(6)
 
(molly good)
 
 
 
Lindsay and friend weren't gathered in the bathroom stall to do coke, she was just helping Lindsay zip up her dress. (With photos of backless dress she was wearing)
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(12)
 
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Seven-month pregnant ubergeek Asia Carrera loses husband in car crash. Yes, that Asia Carrera
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(527)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are "colonial overlords." No word on how the Cylons feel about this
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(11)
 
(perez)
 
 
 
NSYNC's Lance Bass says gay rumors are "almost true," he's not gay but his boyfriend is
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(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna says no to doing sex-pill ad, marking first time words "Madonna", "sex" and "no" have ever connected
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(3)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Movie critics are being replaced by sycophantic internet nerds. Required pic of Harry Knowles included
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(21)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Cruise wants exclusive use of downtown Tokyo for his next movie shoot. "Just for a week"
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(11)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis replaced by ghoulish double, said to be "recovering on a boat"
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(8)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
After free episodes offered online outperform commerical-free ones available on iTunes, ABC figures out that people will sit through commericals for free TV
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(21)
 
(Entertainmentwise)
 
 
 
Former "Red Dwarf" star Craig Charles has a serious drug problem. Smeghead
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(23)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Bruce Willis files defamation suit. Zeus, Mr. Falcon named as co-plaintiffs
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guy who bought the content of Paris Hilton's storage unit (after she didn't pay the bill) offers to sell it back to her after realizing there probably isn't a market for her used sex toys
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(6)
 
(NZ Herald)
 
 
 
Hollywood studios want people to pay $US10 per square inch of screen size to download films onto their iPods
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(5)
 
(US Magazine)
 
 
 
Lara Flynn Boyle eats a sammich, now a fatty
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(37)
 
(National Enquirer)
 
 
 
In what is sure to dispel all those rumors about his sexuality, Ryan Seacrest tells Vince Vaughn "you're at the top of my hump island when it comes to guys" during radio interview
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(3)
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Awesome recreating of the carbon-freezing segment made with only "Star Wars" action figures
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(12)
 
(Hollywood.com)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone set to wrestle away Bad Celebrity Mommy title after leaving son in car in 90 degree weather while she had dinner in restaurant
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(13)
 
(LLN)
 
 
 
Bond crew destroys $900,000 in Aston Martins. (Where's CGI when you need it?)
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(12)
 
(NCBuy)
 
 
 
Luther Vandross releases first posthumous CD. Only 171 more to go and he'll be tied with Tupac
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(3)
 


Mon June 19, 2006
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Man kisses pop star on the cheek, now facing sexual-assault charges
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(28)
 
(CHUD.com)
 
 
 
Deadwood's Ian McShane already eager to destroy his new-found credibility as an accomplished actor by starring in a movie with SNL's Andy Samberg. Get my farking corksucker agent on the phone
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(21)
 
(SPIN.com)
 
 
 
Bush daughter and Secret Service disrupt Radiohead show. Thom Yorke gets biatchy in his blog
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(17)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Pamela Anderson: Not sure which is more noticeable -- the boobs, the crazed look or the face-lift. (SFW)
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(187)
 
(i dont like you)
 
 
 
"Dateline" staffers were shocked at what a crazy-acting slob Britney Spears is in real life
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(56)
 
(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
"Lost" screenwriters reportedly unhappy with the tie-in novel, because the author "referenced copyrighted elements for which the publisher had not sought clearances"
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(8)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lionel Richie has reportedly promised to give Nicole Richie and her friends a Caribbean yacht cruise if she puts on some weight
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(8)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"Grey's Anatomy" hottie Katherine Heigl takes her sweater puppies off the market by getting engaged to some "musician" you've never heard of
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(21)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Reporter: "So, Brad-Angelina, now that you've had a baby what are you going to do next?" Brad-Angelina: "We're going to adopt another kid." Rest of planet: "What the fark did you just say?"
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(30)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton spotted in NY nightclub smoking joint with friend. Rep tells press that Paris rolls her own cigarettes. Maybe the Hilton's are investing in a new franchise?
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(18)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Vince Vaughn brought his parents to the set of "The Break-Up" while Jennifer Aniston was shooting her nude scenes
source: contactmusic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(19)
 
(Ottawa Sun)
 
 
 
It had to happen eventually: Tori Spelling is now constructed entirely of weather-resistant man-made materials (pic)
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(14)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Find out what else Mario "Man View" Lopez has been up to and help Screech save his house
source: boston.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(69)
 
(Starpulse)
 
 
 
Joan Rivers envies Muslim women because they can cover up their trouble spots, while she has to have hers slathered with makeup
source: starpulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(11)
 
(JustJared)
 
 
 
Did you hear about the actress who stabbed her husband for cheating? Reese something. Reese... Reese... Witherspoon? No, she stabbed him "with a knife"
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(99)
 
(wwtdd)
 
 
 
Connie Chung has lost her damn mind
source: wwtdd.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
(67)
 
(starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Kate Beckinsale can squirt milk out of her breasts and across the room
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(30)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That Aussie chick that always pretends to be American or British is getting married to that Aussie dude that always pretends to be from Nashville
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(10)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Funny, but no." Shoebox Greetings cards that didn't quite make the cut
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Keanu Reeves says he has spurned technology and computers ever since his 4X cup holder broke
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(22)
 
(Female First)
 
 
 
Britney Spears believes that she's ready to publish a magazine about herself. Parenting tips will be on page 60 between ads for NASCAR and Marlboro
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(103)
 

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