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Sun June 18, 2006
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(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paul McCartney's grandchildren record versions of "When I'm 64" and "Glad You Dumped That Crazy Gold-Digging One-Legged Hooker" to cheer him up for his birthday
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(17)
 
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Cape Canaveral to offer roller-coaster Zero-G Weightless Flights aboard modified 727 for tourists. Price only $3750, roughly same as two days spent at Disney World
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(53)
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Tom Cruise to take the bullet train -- all of it." O RLY?
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(12)
 
(Fark)
 
Plug
 
Infinite monkeys: Shakespeare. Ten monkeys and a couple hours: TFD
 
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oddjob's bowler hat auctioned for $33,600 at auction, still won't save save him from Boris with an RPC-90, especially in the caves
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(47)
 
(hollywood reporter)
 
 
 
Hollywood finally realizes it was probably a really bad idea to pay Jim Carey $20 million for 'Cable Guy'
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(59)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Queen's guards dance to 50 Cent on video for Queen's birthday. The Sun is there
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(8)
 
(St. Petersburg Times)
 
 
 
"An Inconvenient Truth" emerges as super-sexy make-out film of summer 2006. "I haven't seen this much action since Dirty Dancing. Every time I make out with a lady, I'm like, 'Thank you, Al Gore'"
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(13)
 
(E!)
 
 
 
And the winner of lunatic of the week goes to Ms Helen M. Harris-Scott, for actually believing that she's really a pre-pubescent boy
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(11)
 


Sat June 17, 2006
(Earth Times)
 
 
 
He may be a couch-jumping, Scientology-spewing, straight-as-a-paperclip nutjob, but Tom Cruise is still the most powerful man in Hollywood
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(16)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney's Namibia birthing pilgrimage press release may be the result of a hoax, according to the Tourism Minister of that country. Garbled phone call, some kid asking for Amanda Huggenkiss, might be clues
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(7)
 
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Who survivors recreate legendary gig to launch world tour
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(20)
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Boy George may give private concert to his cell mate. "Do You Really Want To Hurt Me?"
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(9)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Posh Spice weighs as much as her young child (w/pic)
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(46)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
PETA's brilliant new anti-fur tactic: pay thousands of dollars for charity private "dinner with Beyoncé", ambush singer at restaurant, show disgusting videos; no word if they tried the veal, it's the best in town
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(33)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson urges girls to have a strong self image
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Nick Lachey busted with Vanessa Minnillo in cabo
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(20)
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
7 best 80's movie girlfriends
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(38)
 


Fri June 16, 2006
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Angelina Jolie admits to Anderson Cooper: "I have a stupid income for what I do for a living"
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(30)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Blackadder movie may be in the works: "I chatted to Rowan Atkinson recently; he confided that he missed the joys of Blackadder rehearsals"
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(36)
 
(Bababooey)
 
 
 
Howard Stern's Sirius channels are now available for online streaming
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(209)
 
(Blabbermouth.net)
 
 
 
Whitesnake's David Coverdale claims, "I won't ever become a bloated parody"
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(19)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Britney wants to give birth in Namibia, you know, to promote all the humanitarian African work she's done
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(170)
 
(Canoe)
 
 
 
Worst. Sequels. Ever
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(88)
 
(Some Worm)
 
 
 
When he's done butchering the "Indiana Jones" franchise, Spielberg to sire film about wormhole-traveling space explorers
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(27)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ruben Studdard wins $2M lawsuit against his ex-manager, then eats him
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(16)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
James Blunt urges female fans to flash their breasts at him during his concerts
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(22)
 
(CBC)
 
 
 
Paul Newman plans to quit acting once and for all, so he can totally immerse himself in salad dressing
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(25)
 
(NME)
 
 
 
According to his testimony, Jack White did not stick an obscenity-filled warning note on guy's door with a knife
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(8)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"Lake House" becomes this year's "Christian Slater monkey heart movie," whatever that means
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(21)
 
(ny daily news)
 
 
 
More evidence found on police cover up of Notorious B.I.G.'s murder investigation
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(18)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Britney Spears goes on NBC's "Dateline" to plead for privacy from the media. That's like a drug addict going to a Grateful Dead concert to ask for rehab
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(45)
 
(SnakesOnABlog.com)
 
 
 
"Snakes on a Plane" director David Ellis agrees to answer fans' questions
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(9)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Reviewer feels that "Nacho Libre" is nearly as bad as the review he writes about it. Article not safe for English
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(32)
 
(gothamist)
 
 
 
Everyone's nervous as Manhattan brothel is busted. Some, including a "prominent athlete," are worried about being named, but most are probably just worried about where to get hookers and coke for the weekend
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(4)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ashlee Simpson to play Woodstock. Ghost of Jimi Hendrix asplodes
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(20)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Ben Affleck is top choice to ruin latest movie-based-on-TV-show: Magnum PI
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(29)
 
(defamer)
 
 
 
"South Park" creator's memo to MPAA that lists, in graphic detail, the changes he made to the film. (Not safe for work language)
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(26)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Maybe we can't stomach Rod Stewart having an eighth child, but the aging singer is pumped to sire another pint-sized offspring, hopes to succeed; more details to come
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(14)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Totally unrelated to his ongoing custody battle, Michael Jackson wants to marry his female, adult nanny. Sniffle. True love does indeed conquer all
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(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Dixie Chick Natalie Maines knows her way around the New York subway system like she knows her way around a political debate
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(24)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
One central perk of being Jennifer Aniston's friend -- if she can't come to your birthday party, she'll send a tranny look-alike in her place
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(12)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hillary Duff slams NYT film critic who called her "talent-challenged," sneering he's not the demographic that her art is aimed at. For instance, the critic can, like, read and stuff
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(15)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hard Rock Hotel censors Kurt Cobain memorabilia. Corporate rock still *****
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(15)
 
(Contact Music)
 
Boobies
 
Carmen Electra regrets getting breast implants. This brings the total number of people who are unhappy with her body to one
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(24)
 
(Some Stupid Video)
 
Video
 
Homage to "Paperboy"
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(12)
 


Thu June 15, 2006
(Some plain old ring)
 
 
 
RIAA to hand out gold and platinum records to ringtones. Your CrazyFrog wants some more wall space
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(25)
 
(Some Cantina Patron)
 
Video
 
1979 Star Wars Drunk Driving PSA. Han drinks first
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(26)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Cannes favorite, "Shortbus," in which the actors have actual sex, finds U.S. distributor
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(23)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Original supermodel Linda Evangelista pregnant at 41. Fb- is the father
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(42)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Madonna hooking up with Firecrotch for a duet, now that she has dumped Britney
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(22)
 
(AFP)
 
 
 
Spider-Man outs himself to the press. Not nearly as gay as it sounds
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(43)
 
(belfasttelegraph.co.uk)
 
 
 
Charlotte Church gets pissed off when people call her fat, because she's not fat. She's got boobs and a bum and looks pretty good naked
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(79)
 
(Detroit News)
 
 
 
"We were pretty surprised... that sexual orientation can be determined by the type of clothes you wear and the type of dog that you're walking"
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(44)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crooner Taylor Hicks, American Idol winner and most eligible bachelor, sets up email address to find hot blond he saw on plane. Marilyn Monroe scrambles for Gmail invite
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(24)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movies starring Jim Carrey now cost so much to make that studios are having to cut back on hookers and blow
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(17)
 
(UPI)
 
 
 
Dave Chapelle still crazier than a shiathouse rat, bolts from radio interview that he called host to request
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(56)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
When the Annals of Kitten History record the Great Massacre of 2006, it shall reference the music video featuring hotties Simpson, Longoria, Alba, Mendes and Electra all on rollerskates; in other news, this headline is longer than the article
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(14)
 
(Newsday)
 
 
 
Famous Andy Warhol wig scheduled for auction in 15:00, 14:59, 14:58
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(6)
 
(perez)
 
 
 
K-Fed gets a job. He was hired by someone that's not Britney. As a "model"
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what's sure to be a crowded field: Celebrity's 50 most shameful wastes of cash, from Will Smith's "dog psychiatrist" at $2500 per month, to Mick Fleetwood's $8-million-per-year coke habit
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(13)
 
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Highlights magazine turns 60
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(34)
 


Wed June 14, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton has a Neverland-like menagerie of animals; even though she probably doesn't know what menagerie means
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(20)
 
(ft.com)
 
 
 
Sir Peter Smithers, inspiration for James Bond 007, has died at age 92
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(13)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Christians claim new Superman movie is really about Jesus. This follows former claims of Pulp Fictions plagiarism of John 3:18 "And Jesus said onto them, 'Say what again I dare you I double dare you...' "
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(54)
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
List of the greatest teen movies of all time
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(247)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Robert DeNiro to produce movie based on the life of Missy Elliott
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(11)
 
(hollywood reporter)
 
 
 
CBS says it shouldn't have to pay fine for 'Without a Trace: the Teen Orgy Edition' because 100 percent of the complaints came from religious nutjobs
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(53)
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Michael Jackson wanted to keep all the proceeds from his Katrina benefit single
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(20)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Another 9/11 movie is in the works. This one stars Adam Sandler. What could possibly go wrong?
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(27)
 
(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Orlando Visitors Bureau launches "Fabulous Fall" ad campaign, rejects "Hurricanetastic", "Category 5 Fun"
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(33)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
27 year old lead singer of Fall Out Boy still lives with his parents; has no intention of moving out to live the rock and roll lifestyle
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(43)
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monday's page from Paris Hilton's Day-Timer: "go to club, get into catfight with Lindsay Lohan, do striptease for the New York Giants"
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(20)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
AFI counts down 100 most inspirational movies tonight. Sadly, Bloodrayne and Pearl Harbor missed the cut
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(41)
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Beach Boys bury hatchet, exume Carl, Dennis, members make first appearance together in 10 years
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(17)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pamela Anderson admits her sons use the stripper pole in her bedroom more that she does, but they feel the Scarface poster is a bit much
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(7)
 
(Some artist)
 
 
 
Rest In Peace Tim Hildebrandt
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(11)
 
(The Inquirer)
 
 
 
RIAA declares that the war on illegal P2P has been won. Mission Accomplished
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(51)
 
(NY Daily News)
 
 
 
Jerry Lewis suffers a heart attack. France surrenders
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(13)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Agitated Jenna Elfman screams "What crimes have you committed?" and "Have you raped a baby?" at guy wearing shirt making fun of Scientology
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(113)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
From the Department of Redundant News Department, Metallica forms a cartoon band
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(14)
 
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Stones tour in trouble again: While Keith Richards was falling out of palm trees, Ronnie Woods was falling off the wagon. The Sun is there
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(9)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Urkel actor surfaces to say that, unlike his career, he is NOT dead
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(15)
 
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Scarlet Johansson gets in touch with her nerdier side in film with Hugh and Woody. (Pics)
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(14)
 
(570 News)
 
 
 
Italian directors shoot 93-minute documentary using cell phone camera
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(7)
 
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Dallas upset that movie "Dallas" only scheduled to shoot in town for four days; movie says don't worry, that was all just a dream, we're coming for four weeks
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(6)
 
(You Tube)
 
Boobies
 
Alizee, dancing in that little black outfit we've all come to know and love
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(444)
 


Tue June 13, 2006
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Paris Hilton attempts to give us the Greta Garbo treatment
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(12)
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
New Weird Al song available for free download. Song addresses Farkers who still submit articles about his parents
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(29)
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eminem to star in "Have Gun, Will Travel" remake, preliminarily titled "I Gotta Glock, Yo. And I Take it Everywhere I Go."
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(65)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Princess Bride "Dread Pirate" special edition DVD finally released. Not getting one? Inconceivable
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(49)
 
(MSN Movies)
 
 
 
Hollywood confirms Alien vs. Predator sequel. Sad tag walks over "Hollywood is out of ideas" obviousness
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(22)
 
(i4u.com)
 
 
 
The 170 best booth babe photos from E3 2006 (safe for work)
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(18)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What happens when you take one Minuteman and switch him with a member of an immigrant family living illegally in the United States? Why reality TV of course
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(4)
 
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Celebrity Daryl Hannah forcefully removed from tree in South Central. In other news, Daryl Hannah is still considered a celebrity
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(35)
 
(daily sixer)
 
Video
 
Family Guy creator Seth MacFarlane's speech to Harvard graduates (Not safe for work site)
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(20)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pro wrestler challenges Jack Black to hot dog eating contest over "alluring hair and mustache combo" in "Nacho Libre."
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(7)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Brad Pitt voted Best Dad by the readers of WTF magazine
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(13)
 
(Amazon)
 
 
 
M. Night Shyamalan writes a children's bedtime story. Lunesta for children to become best seller
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(17)
 
(Some Slater)
 
 
 
Screech from "Saved by the Bell" wants you to give him $250,000 so he doesn't get thrown out of his mansion. No, really
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(332)
 
(Access Hollywood)
 
 
 
George Lucas says he's writing Sean Connery into next Indiana Jones flick "whether he wants to do it or not"
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(29)
 
(Cinescape)
 
 
 
Fed-up Uwe Boll will pay airfare and hotel room to movie critics willing to fight him
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(22)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Motley Crue singer's new tattoo shop to have a "rock and roll vibe." As opposed to those tattoo parlours that have a 'classical' or 'showtunes' vibe
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(18)
 
(wsoctv.com)
 
 
 
Survey finds more men would prefer to ask Condoleezza Rice to dinner party than Julia Roberts, Jennifer Aniston or Jessica Simpson
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(60)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Burt Reynolds museum may have to close its doors. In other news, there is a museum dedicated to Burt Reynolds
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(9)
 
(AP)
 
 
 
'Super Size Me' filmmaker sizes up PMITA prison
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(50)
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Heather Mills McCartney intends to sue the News of the World. Apparently, she is unhappy over allegations that she is a filthy whore
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(152)
 
(Defamer)
 
 
 
The only thing that would make this cardboard standee of the new Superman seem gayer would be if he were blowing on his nails
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(212)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
John Cleese is forbidden from performing Silly Walk by doctor, to protect his replaced hip; distraught fans weren't expecting this news, nor the Spanish Inquisition
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(23)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Movies with chicks shooting guns(Some NSFW)
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(6)
 
(People)
 
 
 
Denise Richards says she's not a back-stabbing, husband-stealing whore
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(13)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Olivia Newton-John breaks silence, wind, over rumors her missing boyfriend may still be alive
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(6)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
We mock Ashlee Simpson, because we must, but then she goes and talks about her spectacular boobies and how can we not appreciate that?
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(43)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
Hollywood still has ideas -- just really bad ones: Jerry Bruckheimer wants to make an architectural musical comedy, and cast J-Lo, Brad Pitt and the Hulk
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(8)
 


Mon June 12, 2006
(hollywood north report)
 
 
 
Another media source details why the current Battlestar Galactica deserves Emmy consideration. So say we all
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(43)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Matt Damon welcomes baby girl, Ben Affleck relieved to find he isn't the father
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(13)
 
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Britney Spears plans to move her pickup & trailer next door to Mel Gibson, Braveheart responds by putting house on the market and moving away
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(28)
 
(Starpulse.com)
 
 
 
Metallica drummer's wife wouldn't let him in on the two hookers and 8-ball action she had going in their hotel room
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(25)
 
(Contact Music)
 
 
 
"She beat him and forced him to have sex with her. Then she bit my other security guard in the chest. After four people it starts to look like a cycle"
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(21)
 
(perez)
 
 
 
Norah Jones starts new punk band, wears 'disguise' onstage so no one knows it's her
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(27)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
As far as Oklahoma is concerned, legally there is now no difference between video games and pornography
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(270)
 
(Some Guy)
 
Video
 
Bob Saget: the illest mother f#$ker in a cardigan sweater (lyrics Not safe for work)
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(31)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Who was really famous when you were a kid but now almost no one has heard of? Link goes to submitter's choice
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(278)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Denise Richards Is one scary Pussycat Doll
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(37)
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
First cast details for GTA IV
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(24)
 
(CBS2.com - KCBS Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Glass bottom boat sinks because of glass bottom, submitter's childhood paranoias vindicated
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pooh tops survey of favorite animal characters, if only because he lends himself to so many jokes, and not just those that end with a Heffalump that clears the room
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Firefly and Serenity companion Morena Baccarin is joining the cast of Stargate SG-1. Promises to be wicked and evil. This thread is useless without pictures
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Fifty years ago 'Forbidden Planet' and 'Invasion of the Body Snatchers' opened and began their journey from cheap entertainment to scifi classic
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Eric Clapton trying to write autobiography, but was on so many drugs he's asking friends to tell him what happened
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Britney cries in upcoming Matt Lauer interview, wishes the world wouldn't be so mean to her: "I know I'm a good mom"
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Another sign the new Bond film may suck: John Cleese unceremoniously dumped as Q. Actor reportedly shaken, stirred
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X-Men prequel announced. Please don't let it suck
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Heath Ledger & Michelle Williams blow off "fellow celebrities" Howard Stern & Beth Ostrosky at Nobu. Stern rages he could've had Williams when she appeared on his (terrestrial) show 4 years before
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